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    Billy Bob
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    I have a Drug Test coming up in about a week for a job I'm about to be hired for. I smoked a little Mota last weekend and I'm afraid I might not pass it. I want to know if those cleaning kits work if anybody here has used them??

    p.s
    I have been drinking pickle juice and lots of water.

    Thanks

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Golden Seal?

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    I have a Drug Test coming up in about a week for a job I'm about to be hired for. I smoked a little Mota last weekend and I'm afraid I might not pass it. I want to know if those cleaning kits work if anybody here has used them??

    p.s
    I have been drinking pickle juice and lots of water.
    Go to Planet K or the Papa Jims on the southside! They work on more than just the Dro in your system!

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I took some masking pills once. They were $40 and I had to take 10 of them at once, drink lots of water, wait an hour and then go piss in the cup. I burned the night before my test and passed it with those pills. Try places like Planet K, Flipside or any other head shop to get some. I've tried the liquid making agents to and they worked for me.

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    i have a friend who recently used one we'll call him PlEimpo
    didnt work, and it had like a 200% moneyback guarantee
    PlEimpo has very little body fat
    i have taken more tests than i wish to comment on and never used anything like that (mine were more important)
    i have somewhat more body fat
    if you are a regular smoker (2/week -daily) it could take you up to 2 months to get clean, depending on body fat
    if you hadnt smoked like 2-3 weeks before that and are only a occasional smoker you should be fine in a week, just drink water and sweat a little

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    Not that I would know anything about such things.

    But if you just drink a full bottle of white vinegar, you'll be fine.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Not that I would know anything about such things.

    But if you just drink a full bottle of white vinegar, you'll be fine.

    I don't think "fine" is a word I'd use after drinking all of that... :vomit

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    Stupid drug tests....who cares....a little weed isnt' going to do anything...it's funny they don't test you if you drink like a college girl...but smoke a little endo and they you.
    Bull I say.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    I'm on the way...oh nevermind.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    I'll sell you my pee for the right price.

    PM me if interested.

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    ha ha haha ha just call Randy Moss he has that piss machine that makes your piss clean

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    anyone need positive pee?
    like if you want to get fired?

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    Depends on the test. If it's a spectrograph expensive test.. forget it..
    If it's the cheap off the counter test then maybe. Pickle and other juices won't help you. They sell some shake crap at the headshops but high end tests will bust them.


    Work on your resume lol... and get off the weed..

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Im starting to not like this Vashner guy

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Im starting to not like this Vashner guy
    What did I say? I have a background in Federal law enforcement so I am no noob to drug abuse and how they test for it. If the truth makes you not like me then so be it...

    Edit: Getting off the weed is what makes you pass a piss test. Only the very cheapest of drug tests can be cheated nowdays. What would I want? To help the guy get a good job.. so .. don't be stupid.

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    Last edited by SpursWoman; 09-16-2005 at 12:16 PM. Reason: n/m...I thought GinoFAN started this thread :oops

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Not that I would know anything about such things.

    But if you just drink a full bottle of white vinegar, you'll be fine.

    Would you bet a possible job on this to work?
    Would you bet 5-24 months of your freedom?

    The drink fluids stuff doesn't work for everyone, plus all tests are different.


    As for the original post, try to find out which test your company uses. You can actually look up on the internet what 'supplements' work for which test.

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Would you bet a possible job on this to work?
    Would you bet 5-24 months of your freedom?

    The drink fluids stuff doesn't work for everyone, plus all tests are different.
    I wouldn't bet my freedom on anything, I'd just not do drugs.
    But the job thing, eh.. yeah I'd probably bet it on the vinegar. Most people I know have past the toughest tests using vinegar. The piss tests, as well as the haircutting tests. But hey, like I said, I don't really know about this kind of stuff

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    What did I say? I have a background in Federal law enforcement so I am no noob to drug abuse and how they test for it. If the truth makes you not like me then so be it...

    Edit: Getting off the weed is what makes you pass a piss test. Only the very cheapest of drug tests can be cheated nowdays. What would I want? To help the guy get a good job.. so .. don't be stupid.

    Truth??? nah im just kidding Vashner your cool peoples...now get off your high horse

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    I earned my horse.. try to knock me off... when my gun is empty and locked back in my dead hand...
    ... ok back to seriousness..

    I would not recommend the vinegar. Drink the shake from the headshop. (not the stupid golden root that's bogus too). Vinegar is good for changing the Ph for
    amphetamines but not for weed. Weed get's into your body fat. And it leeches out over time.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I earned my horse.. try to knock me off... when my gun is empty and locked back in my dead hand...
    ... ok back to seriousness..

    I would not recommend the vinegar. Drink the shake from the headshop. (not the stupid golden root that's bogus too). Vinegar is good for changing the Ph for
    amphetamines but not for weed. Weed get's into your body fat. And it leeches out over time.

    it still varies tremendously from person to person independent of things like body fat

    my friend has like 1% body fat and hadn't S'ed in a week or so and blew it.

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    How do you hide performance enhancing drugs?

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I think that the latest ones just don't show up on the test cuz they're too new.

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    How do you hide performance enhancing drugs?
    Ask Lance.

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