Official Kirby Bryant 2015-2016 FG% Thread

[Splits]

4-14 in the first half tonight,,,,legacy up in flames,,,,,

Rest of the team 13 of 24 :wow

Cancer

[HemisfairArena]

The winter of Splits

[Otaku]

4-14 in the first half tonight,,,,legacy up in flames,,,,,

4-15 and 0-4 3p

[MultiTroll]

6-20 and 0-4
It's like every time the Lakers pull closer to the Blazers he jacks up more crap. :lol

[Splits]

6-20 and 0-4
It's like every time the Lakers pull closer to the Blazers he jacks up more crap. :lol

6/20->>>> Benched

[HemisfairArena]

Every Laker faggot should be banned on here just out of principle for what this fraud of a legacy is,,,,,

[Splits]

Wow. Randle sucks eggs.

He is horrible.

[Otaku]

6-21 and 0-5 lol

Oh wait, he has 18 points... LEGEND!!

[HemisfairArena]

Tracy McGrady would have won 6 rings on Shaq and Gasols back with Jackson as coach,,,,,

[MultiTroll]

6/20->>>> Benched
:lol Only to come back in to kill the Lakers rally and close the win for Portland.
Dipstick throws up another 3 brick as soon as he came back in. Smh

6 - 22 0 - 5 and another minute for him to attempt to stat pad.

[Splits]

6/22 --> 0.27272727272727272727272727272727

[Splits]

Tracy McGrady would have won 6 rings on Shaq and Gasols back with Jackson as coach,,,,,

Iverson. Hardaway. Carter.

All of these guys would have as many or more rings as Kirby if they were lucky enough to be drafted 13th and ride the bench their first two years.

[Splits]

Let's play a game....

How many "all time greats" played their last meaningful game when they were just 33 years old?

Discuss.

[TDfan2007]

Iverson. Hardaway. Carter.

All of these guys would have as many or more rings as Kirby if they were lucky enough to be drafted 13th and ride the bench their first two years.

Prime Kobe was much better than Carter and Hardaway, and slightly better than AI as well. I'd take Kobe over TMac too.

His pathetic late career play is starting to tarnish a great career. It's sad, tbh. All of his flaws as a player and leader have come to a head now that his body has betrayed him.

Having said that, watching Harden play makes me long for the chucking days of Kobe/TMac/AI. At least those guys actually tried to play basketball...

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol the shooting numbers from tonight got him a championship in game 7, tbh..

[spursistan]

Wow. Randle sucks eggs.

He is horrible.
not even a poor man's Brandon Bass :lmao

[MultiTroll]

Media: "Kobe scored 18 for the Lakers." :lol

Reporter (Laker friendly homer): Anything Kobe can do to get out of his shooting slump.
Byron Scott (Eyes like deer in headlights) "Everyone needs to trust each other more withing the offense."

smh

[HarlemHeat37]

You could actually make a decent argument that Kobe is doing the Lakers organization a huge favor by leading the tank, tbh..the Kobe/Scott duo rivals the 6ers organization at tanking games, big move for the Lakers, going forward..

[gambit1990]

what's he shooting from the 3 now?

[gambit1990]

worst in the nba i'd imagine.

[HemisfairArena]

Kobrick got shut down by Austin Chroshere in the FInals in 2000 and laker fan doesn't want to talk about that,,,Duncan never got shut down in the Finals,,,much less by a scrub,,,

[Splits]

Kobrick got shut down by Austin Chroshere in the FInals in 2000 and laker fan doesn't want to talk about that,,,Duncan never got shut down in the Finals,,,much less by a scrub,,,


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTgObyJCQAA_Cdz.jpg

[Splits]

http://i.imgur.com/19K2mQk.png

[Silver&Black]

^:lol Splits trolling the fuck outta LG

[Silver&Black]

Well trolling is probably the wrong word to use. He's just trying to "educate" them to what we all know already.

[spurraider21]

33.1% :lmao

[FkLA]

I just want to see him slip under 30%. Even if it's just for a game or two that would be awesome tbh.

[midnightpulp]

http://i.imgur.com/19K2mQk.png

They're such soft circle-jerking shits over there. The only reason the NBA board is the "Lakers/Kirby board" is we can't troll over there, so we have to torture the few Lakers fans we have here to compensate. Cub, Luva, and Kool practically burnt this place to the ground when it was 5>4. But we can't do the same to theirs.

Lakers fans: They can give it, but can't take it.

[pookenstein]

http://i.imgur.com/19K2mQk.png

:lmao

Are you banned yet?

[spurraider21]

:lmao

Are you banned yet?
try reading

[pookenstein]

try reading

Oh. Only read the post itself. Just noticed the "critical Information" part. My bad...

[MultiTroll]

Kobe2DRuss
Please contact the webmaster or board administrator for more information.

:lol Nicely done. :toast
Did you contact them?

[pgardn]

:lol the shooting numbers from tonight got him a championship in game 7, tbh..

Nope.

The absence of Perkins.

In one of the worst game 7s of all time, but because it was a close brickfest... Legendary.

[Dex]

what's he shooting from the 3 now?

.200 3PT% :lmao :lmao

Worst in the NBA for any player who has jacked up at least 50 threes.

You can lower the 3PAs to 30 attempts, and he is still worse than everybody but Randy Foye and Sasha Vujacic. :lmao

[Splits]

:lol Nicely done. :toast
Did you contact them?

No, I cleared my cookies and created a new account :lol

[Splits]

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[SuperCam]

Kobe shooting the worst TS% of any player in the history of the league taking more than 16 FGA or more, out of 774 qualifying total seasons :wow

[Splits]

They're such soft circle-jerking shits over there. The only reason the NBA board is the "Lakers/Kirby board" is we can't troll over there, so we have to torture the few Lakers fans we have here to compensate. Cub, Luva, and Kool practically burnt this place to the ground when it was 5>4. But we can't do the same to theirs.

Lakers fans: They can give it, but can't take it.

Exhibit A:

http://i.imgur.com/c6NqUlx.png

What does Dale say, only pussies and assholes cheer the banning of another member?

[spurraider21]

KillaKobe is even post-pau on Lakersground :lmao

[FkLA]

Wade won with a declining Shaq the year after he left LA. Why do Killa and other Kirbystans think Tmac, AI, VC, etc wouldn't have won with a prime Shaq?

[PostPau Chickenshits]

KillaKobe is even post-pau on Lakersground :lmao

I resemble that remark.

[Killakobe81]

KillaKobe is even post-pau on Lakersground :lmao

I came here first so that is no surprise. This was the first Hoop site I was ever on outside of the old ESPN boards. Most of my hoops talk was inbetween pickup games and barbershops before I came here.

I didnt click on Splits link was he mad that I correctly guessed he was here? LG is not a place for the scum of this forum. they ban Laker fans for talking about Kobe, what do you think they are gonna do to a Laker/Kobe hater?

This place is funny. So much goal post moving. Who cares when I came here. I lurked way before Pau trade. And we did not even win a title that first year anyways. The bitching about the Pau trade is part of why I joined here and to defend Kobe and Fisher.

I dont deny it, not sure why that is amusing ...

[Splits]

I came here first so that is no surprise. This was the first Hoop site I was ever on outside of the old ESPN boards. Most of my hoops talk was inbetween pickup games and barbershops before I came here.

I didnt click on Splits link was he mad that I correctly guessed he was here? LG is not a place for the scum of this forum. they ban Laker fans for talking about Kobe, what do you think they are gonna do to a Laker/Kobe hater?

This place is funny. So much goal post moving. Who cares when I came here. I lurked way before Pau trade. And we did not even win a title that first year anyways. The bitching about the Pau trade is part of why I joined here and to defend Kobe and Fisher.

I dont deny it, not sure why that is amusing ...

So much :lol in this post.

First, I didn't post a link so not sure what you didn't click.

Second, "correctly guessed"? What are you talking about? I posted a screenshot of my post from LG under my own name last night and you showed up this morning on LG cum-gurgling the mod for banning me.

Finally, thank you for the bold, admitting your are Post-Pau.

[FkLA]

I came here first so that is no surprise. This was the first Hoop site I was ever on outside of the old ESPN boards. Most of my hoops talk was inbetween pickup games and barbershops before I came here.

I didnt click on Splits link was he mad that I correctly guessed he was here? LG is not a place for the scum of this forum. they ban Laker fans for talking about Kobe, what do you think they are gonna do to a Laker/Kobe hater?

This place is funny. So much goal post moving. Who cares when I came here. I lurked way before Pau trade. And we did not even win a title that first year anyways. The bitching about the Pau trade is part of why I joined here and to defend Kobe and Fisher.

I dont deny it, not sure why that is amusing ...

Lakers
Cowboys
Yankees
Real Madrid

Am I right?

[Killakobe81]

So much :lol in this post.

First, I didn't post a link so not sure what you didn't click.

Second, "correctly guessed"? What are you talking about? I posted a screenshot of my post from LG under my own name last night and you showed up this morning on LG cum-gurgling the mod for banning me.

Finally, thank you for the bold, admitting your are Post-Pau.

I didnt know you got banned?I just confirmed your post was on Spurstalk I did not even pay attention to who it was ... but YEs I did come here Post Pau I never made a secret of it.
I also said the poster was not worth taking seriously never supported a ban I am anti-ban here or there. But I get why they do it there ...

[Killakobe81]

Lakers
Cowboys
Yankees
Real Madrid

Am I right?

Nope. Hate the Yanks. Yes, I am a Cowboys fan. and that proves what? That team hasnt won in 30 years and both LA teams left when I lived there ...

I do not support Real Madrid, Arsenal. gunners baby!!! Although I do like Messi.

[MultiTroll]

Exhibit A:

http://i.imgur.com/c6NqUlx.png

What does Dale say, only pussies and assholes cheer the banning of another member?
Unreal. Hey KillaKobme and/or whichever other twunts from Lakersground had a hand in or approved of Splits banning, go F yourself.

We could sell you dog hairs marketed as Kobe ass hairs and you cultists would buy out the inventory in seconds flat.

[Mori Chu]

Last game: 6-22 :lol

Kobe's 2015-16 FG% so far:

.331

Bonus: His shit-tastic 3PT%:

.200 :rollin

[Mori Chu]

https://twitter.com/AndrewDBailey/status/668849855452676096

"There's been 774 individual seasons in which a player averaged 16 FGA. Kobe Bryant's 2015-16 TS% ranks 774th. Curry's '15-16 TS% ranks 1st."

[FkLA]

https://twitter.com/AndrewDBailey/status/668849855452676096

"There's been 774 individual seasons in which a player averaged 16 FGA. Kobe Bryant's 2015-16 TS% ranks 774th. Curry's '15-16 TS% ranks 1st."

668849855452676096
embedded it for you :bobo

[lefty20]

I wonder if Kobrick's shooting accuracy would improve if tried to visualize the hoop as bathroom sink in a hotel.

[Kawhitstorm]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUoGr5GWoAURil5.jpg

[chunticakes]

Kobe Bryant 1-9 at the half. Good for %11. :lol

[BatManu20]

Kobe 1/9 and just missed that last lay up attempt + 2 air balls...

[bluebellmaniac]

1-13

[bluebellmaniac]

1-14

[Sean Cagney]

This guy needs to retire tonight, he is embarassing himself and beyond done. It is a shame to see him go out like this. His fans were such dickheads at times though that I actually enjoy this in ways :lol. He is as legend and it's tough to see one go out like this in all reality though.

[BatManu20]

Finishes the night 1/14, tying his worst shooting performance ever (went 1/14 last year against the Spurs), including 3 air balls and a missed lay up. Shooting 31% on the season now, including 20% from 3 (!!).

This niqqa is officially washed. Needs to hang em up like yesterday, tbh.

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[HarlemHeat37]

He needs to retire during the season, tbh, before the % dips below 30..that would be wayyyyy too much for the internet:lol..

[spurraider21]

He needs to retire during the season, tbh, before the % dips below 30..that would be wayyyyy too much for the internet:lol..
not a chance. we need more of these

https://media.giphy.com/media/11o5fBqY66IciQ/giphy.gif

[FkLA]

.311

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, didn't even realize it's down to 31..under 30% is actually a strong possibility:wow

[Kawhitstorm]

Wow, didn't even realize it's down to 31..under 30% is actually a strong possibility:wow

I'm waiting on that Kawhi/Kobe matchup:lol

[DPG21920]

What's crazy is not only has Kobe driven LAL into the ground, but he's drive posters like Thread off of ST :lol. The board is off to an amazing start with Laker posters leaving in masses.

[Kawhitstorm]

The worst field goal percentage in basketball history is Joe Fulks at just above 30 percent.

Worst 3 point field goal percentage: Lance Stephenson

[spurraider21]

his fg% is looking more and more like a batting average

[HI-FI]

What's crazy is not only has Kobe driven LAL into the ground, but he's drive posters like Thread off of ST :lol. The board is off to an amazing start with Laker posters leaving in masses.
MVPau brought them here, Kobe killed them off. Some justice in that.

[Red Hawk #21]

Kobe is suffering out there :rollin

[Sigz]

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/A44C3A1DD11281166075094011904_318cc5a6410.1.5.4946 950471310722351.mp4?versionId=ugOPJYWGd_vVEwOvPHH3 0GtBtQRjRwhC

[LarryDavid]

https://img.bricklink.com/PL/2431pb146.jpg

[FkLA]

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:lol

[FkLA]

669400076104695809

:lol

[FkLA]

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Swaggy P going in :wow

[Silver&Black]

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Swaggy P going in :wow

:wow :wow :wow :wow

[Arcadian]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

OMG...is this real? Kirby shoots 1/14 on the night when GS breaks the all-time record for best start...:lmao this is too good to be real...yet it is...:lmao

[Splits]

What's crazy is not only has Kobe driven LAL into the ground, but he's drive posters like Thread off of ST :lol. The board is off to an amazing start with Laker posters leaving in masses.


I did that.

Me.

[TMC]

I'm waiting on that Kawhi/Kobe matchup:lol

It's crazy to say, but the Spurs should probably hide Parker on him

[da_suns_fan]

The Sports Quotient ‏@SportsQuotient 8h8 hours ago
Kobe's True Shooting% is .415

That's 775th among the 775 individual seasons in which a player has averaged 16+ FGAs

[midnightpulp]

:lmao

Worse season of all-time.

[Mori Chu]

Last night: 1-14

Lakers' record: 2-12:lol

Kobe FG%, for the season:

.311

Bonus!!: 3PT%:

.195
:depressed

[Budkin]

Chickens be roosting tbh

[Mr Bones]

Last night: 1-14

Lakers' record: 2-12:lol

Kobe FG%, for the season:

.311

Bonus!!: 3PT%:

.195
:depressed

Wow.... this season will be one for the record books.

[Mori Chu]

Last night: 1-14

Lakers' record: 2-12:lol

Kobe FG%, for the season:

.311

Bonus!!: 3PT%:

.195
:depressed

BUMP.
:depressed

[140]

Mori doing the Lord's work


Mori

[Mr Bones]

Mori doing the Lord's work


Mori

:bobo

[spurraider21]

KoPi tracker:

Kobe FG% = 31.1%
Value of Pi = 3.14

[HemisfairArena]

1-14

[FkLA]

Brick House Tavern menu

http://i.imgur.com/JilnNNV.jpg

[Mori Chu]

Mori doing the Lord's work


Mori

:lol

[Brazil]

:lol .195 from 3s... oh boy

[BD24]

Come on Kobe lets get that fg% down below 30. I believe!!

[Mori Chu]

Here's a fun stat: If Kobe makes his next 32 straight 3-pointers, he will be tied in 3PT% with Steph Curry at .431. You can do it, Kobe!

[Silver&Black]

Here's a fun stat: If Kobe makes his next 32 straight 3-pointers, he will be tied in 3PT% with Steph Curry at .431. You can do it, Kobe!

:lol

Mori Chu...

My nigga.

[Mori Chu]

https://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/shotchart_1448473154894.png?w=428&h=408

:lol

[HemisfairArena]

kobrick 3-9 in the 1st half so far tonight,,,,

[HemisfairArena]

4-12 now at half,,,nice.

[DJR210]

:lol Manu has more dunks than Kobe this year
:lol done
:lol Lakers have become must see TV
:lol 25 mil
:lol re-signed for 4 years, 85 million

[skut_farkus]

21on20

[Silver&Black]

:lol Manu has more dunks than Kobe this year

:rollin

[Mori Chu]

After tonight's game (7-20), Kobe's FG%:

.315

(7-20 actually raised his FG%, fyi)

[Mori Chu]

After tonight's game (7-20), Kobe's FG%:

.315

(7-20 actually raised his FG%, fyi)

:lol

[spurraider21]

KoPi tracker:

Value of Pi: 3.14
Kobe's FG%: 31.5

[mavsfan1000]

Keep shooting Kobe. :lol

[HemisfairArena]

Kobrick 1-8 to start the game tonight after his announcement of retirement,,,,,LMAO!!!!!

[resistanze]

1-11....are you fucking kidding me.

[BatManu20]

1/11 so far

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[TheGreatYacht]

2/15 at halftime :lmao

[HemisfairArena]

2-15,,,,,,,,,,LMAO!!!!! What a fucking faggot,,,,,,

[DarrinS]

Retire already

[LakerHater]

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[Agloco]

Can't wait till Kwahi gets turned loose on him lol

[HemisfairArena]

Laker fans are done on here,,,they'll still be to stupid to see it but they are easy targets now,,,,

[BatManu20]

:lol

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[HarlemHeat37]

4-19 today..is he below 30% now?

[callo1]

Looking at that motion on his shot shows how little legs he has right now. He is using all arms, it looks like a shot put almost.

[spurraider21]

4-19 today..is he below 30% now?
4-20, give him some credit :lol

30.5% now

[HarlemHeat37]

Damn, there's no way he's going to do this until April, tbh:lol..

I still stand by that he's going to retire after his next big game..although, knowing Kobe, he'll probably take it as a sign that he's back in prime form..

[Molotov]

:lol

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:lol the announcer laughing after the airball

[Sean Cagney]

:lol the announcer laughing after the airball

And he adds to his misses in the clutch moments, already was God Awful and it just got worse. A common misconception is that he is clutch by some fans, he has not been in a matter of years on end. That attempt was God Awful.

[Splits]

:lol

671199119986311168

:lmao

[Wildcat67]

There was still 10 seconds left when he went into the shot.

Winning isn't even slightly important to this guy. His image is everything he has to be the hero. Should just always triple team him on last second plays cause he is gonna take the shot no matter how terrible a look it is.

[Silver&Black]

4-20, give him some credit :lol

30.5% now

Pi is getting further and further away...:lmao

[rasuo214]

4 of 13 games in which Kobe's points were higher than FGA this season.

Kobe also finishes the month of November with a 29.3% FG%. That's the worst FG% month for Kobe since his rookie season and only the 2nd month in which he has shot worse than 30%.

[benefactor]

:lol

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:lmao

[pookenstein]

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The goose neck/follow through arm while shooting the airball...

:lmao

[Mori Chu]

RIP, Kobe Bryant. Career ended Sunday, November 29, 2015.

After first post-retirement game, Kobe's 2015-16 FG%:

.305

Closing in on 30%, holy shit :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Mori Chu]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVBY3ChWoAAhhxD.jpg:large

[MultiTroll]

:lol the announcer laughing after the airball
And the chick in the brown jacket courtside who stands up in anticipation.
The before and after. :lol

[Dex]

:lol

671199119986311168

:lmao Wow.

To his credit, he hit too big 3s from basically the same spot just before that to put the Lakers in the position to tie.

That obviously made him forget that he was 2-17 for the rest of the game. :lol

[Dex]

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Even SportsCenter turning on their prodigal son. :lmao

[said7]

:lol

671199119986311168

Justin Bieber at the bottom right.

[ElNono]

:lol

671199119986311168

:lmao that little kid on the right thinking that has any shot of going in

[Mori Chu]

RIP, Kobe Bryant. Career ended Sunday, November 29, 2015.

After first post-retirement game, Kobe's 2015-16 FG%:

.305

Closing in on 30%, holy shit :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lol

[Molotov]

And he adds to his misses in the clutch moments, already was God Awful and it just got worse. A common misconception is that he is clutch by some fans, he has not been in a matter of years on end. That attempt was God Awful.



Hes always been consistently bad in the clutch, you can always count on him to take a terrible high degree of difficulty shot in last seconds of the game, as he pretends to be DK.

[Sean Cagney]

Hes always been consistently bad in the clutch, you can always count on him to take a terrible high degree of difficulty shot in last seconds of the game, as he pretends to be DK.
The thing is he had a few flashy shots late in the game or game winners in his career so people remember those and think he is clutch without seeing the real stats.

[Brazil]

:lmao that little kid on the right thinking that has any shot of going in

and the three standing up bottom left :lol the girl "oh my it's coming.... yup no"

[Dex]

Kobe with no regard for human life. 6/16 in the first half against Philly. :lmao 11 coming from distance.

And that somehow RAISES his percentage.

[BatManu20]

:lol

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[benefactor]

^:lol

[ElNono]

is this nigga officially under 30% now?

[spurraider21]

did he seriously shoot 17 threes :lol

:cry why does media treat him like shit :cry

[spurraider21]

is this nigga officially under 30% now?
https://i.gyazo.com/7382ffe4a65b86158ea5be07b94faad4.png

[Arcadian]

With every bricked shot, kirby proves more and more that he was never a smart basketball player, and never really learned anything of value in all his years of chucking. He is, and always was, a selfish ballhogging piece of shit.

[BatManu20]

:lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr32mGLuKTA

[BatManu20]

This shit is comical man. :lol

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[spurraider21]

This shit is comical man. :lol

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:lmao

[FkLA]

:lol

671861429474041856

Wow, that was ugly. Not just the shot but the embarrassing attempt at dancing with the ball. :lol

[FkLA]

:cry he's earned the right to play like a spoiled bitch :cry
:cry I stopped trying to change his me-first style 15 yrs ago :cry

[Splits]

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[Dex]

Isiah Thomas has to be legitimately retarded.

He just compared Dirk and Kobe's year and said it's "just a matter of perception".

And I quote, "Dirk is on a good basketball team averaging 16 points a game, and consequently, we are saying he's okay. Kobe's on a bad basketball team, probably averaging 16-17 points a game, not okay."

No, you dumb-fuck. One of them is shooting .476, and is the leading scorer on his team which is 6th in the West. The other is shooting .301, has taken the most shots on his team, and just lost to the worst squad that the game of basketball has seen in half a decade. :lmao

[gambit1990]

starts 2-2 then proceeds to shoot 4-25 :lol

[Splits]

:lol http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14268851


FiveThirtyEight: Kobe is the 7th worst player in the NBA

[BD24]

This shit is comical man. :lol

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His teammate giving the ball back to him is like when your playing in a blowout and everyone is trying to help the shittty kid score :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

Wow, that was ugly. Not just the shot but the embarrassing attempt at dancing with the ball. :lol

wtf isnt that carrying the ball?


if this waste of a molecule ever writes a book, i bet yah he say someshit like those final 4 years of my career was a tank job ask by management...

[Kawhitstorm]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVMHBWKWEAAILQV.png

[FkLA]

Isiah Thomas has to be legitimately retarded.

He just compared Dirk and Kobe's year and said it's "just a matter of perception".

And I quote, "Dirk is on a good basketball team averaging 16 points a game, and consequently, we are saying he's okay. Kobe's on a bad basketball team, probably averaging 16-17 points a game, not okay."

No, you dumb-fuck. One of them is shooting .476, and is the leading scorer on his team which is 6th in the West. The other is shooting .301, has taken the most shots on his team, and just lost to the worst squad that the game of basketball has seen in half a decade. :lmao

I caught the end of it where Smithie sorta agreed with him. I was thinking the same thing, you have to be a special kind of retard to make that comparison.

:cry but but the opinion of low iq players matters more than college educated, fat neck writers :cry

[Splits]

Hey, on the bright side his 4/17 from 3 tonight raised his 3P% from 20.2% to 20.8%

[BatManu20]

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[Splits]

http://i.imgur.com/ttozVH7.png

[Kawhitstorm]

Isiah Thomas has to be legitimately retarded.

He just compared Dirk and Kobe's year and said it's "just a matter of perception".

And I quote, "Dirk is on a good basketball team averaging 16 points a game, and consequently, we are saying he's okay. Kobe's on a bad basketball team, probably averaging 16-17 points a game, not okay."

No, you dumb-fuck. One of them is shooting .476, and is the leading scorer on his team which is 6th in the West. The other is shooting .301, has taken the most shots on his team, and just lost to the worst squad that the game of basketball has seen in half a decade. :lmao

Isiah loves egomaniacs & claimed last season than Westbrook was better than Curry b/c he was a chucker who didn't give a fuck.

[Splits]

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[midnightpulp]

:lol http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14268851

:lmao

[Splits]

Doesn't include tonight's "performance"

https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/goldsberry-kobebyrant-1.png?w=610&h=500

[BatManu20]

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[Sean Cagney]

The team is in shambles and won 2 games and he is beyond done, time to just retire now. He is humiliating himself out there.

[BatManu20]

Damn.

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[Splits]

Heat check with 10 on the shot:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVLiSA6UAAEF3SK.jpg:large

[BatManu20]

Watching the highlights, you can just tell by looking at his teammates' body language that they hate playing with him. Watch Randle and Hibbert every time Kobe jacks a shot. Just watch 'em.

[BatManu20]

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[FkLA]

PHILADELPHIA -- When Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant) made three 3-pointers in the first 76 seconds Tuesday, the Los Angeles Lakers (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/lal/los-angeles-lakers) star said he noticed something about some of the young Philadelphia 76ers (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-76ers) players he was facing.

They were starstruck.

"They were," Bryant said after his team's 103-91 loss (http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400828150) at Wells Fargo Center. "When I came out and made three in a row, I could sense they were like, 'I really don't want to touch him ... and 'Holy crap! Is this going to be an 81-[point] situation?' You know what I mean? Like, 'I really don't know what to do.' And I'm just sitting there thinking, 'Man, I'm just playing possum, because I know my legs aren't going to carry this energy for 48 minutes.' But certainly I could sense a little bit of that."

http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/snoop.png

[Mal]

:lmao

[gambit1990]

he made two in a row.

this nigga looks pathetic on the court. never have i seen so much blatant disregard for literally everything.

what's also ludicrous is that he still makes some slick passes every now and then. that's one thing i'll give him credit for. i don't see why he can't accept being more of a facilitator. i can't understand why that's what he wouldn't want to do. that would make his stock rise. people would say he was a really good scorer and then helped his team out by being a really good passer.

with the way he's looking he's gonna take a tumble, crash on the court and turn into dust. and no one will miss him.

[Mori Chu]

"When I came out and made three in a row, I could sense they were like, 'I really don't want to touch him ... and 'Holy crap! Is this going to be an 81-[point] situation?'"

:lmao

BTW... this clown's FG% is now ...

.301

BONUS: 3PT% is now ...

.208

:depressed

[Brazil]

http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/snoop.png

Kobe is biggest POS ever

:lol

[pgardn]

he made two in a row.

this nigga looks pathetic on the court. never have i seen so much blatant disregard for literally everything.

what's also ludicrous is that he still makes some slick passes every now and then. that's one thing i'll give him credit for. i don't see why he can't accept being more of a facilitator. i can't understand why that's what he wouldn't want to do. that would make his stock rise. people would say he was a really good scorer and then helped his team out by being a really good passer.

with the way he's looking he's gonna take a tumble, crash on the court and turn into dust. and no one will miss him.

Look at what the author writes and the video shows. there is a huge disconnect by his fandom

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/12/2/9834570/kobe-bryant-airball-hollis-thompson-sixers-lakers-vine

[BatManu20]

This play pretty much sums Kobe up right now.

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[Mr Bones]

The sad thing is Kobe is still a good ball-handler and could easily remake himself in this final season as a facilitator/mentor figure. Imagine the storyline if he finished with his lowest scoring average but highest assist rate... but instead he'll be remembered for probably the worst high volume shooting season in NBA history.

[da_suns_fan]

"They were," Bryant said after his team's 103-91 loss at Wells Fargo Center. "When I came out and made three in a row, I could sense they were like, 'I really don't want to touch him ... and 'Holy crap! Is this going to be an 81-[point] situation?' You know what I mean? Like, 'I really don't know what to do.' And I'm just sitting there thinking, 'Man, I'm just playing possum, because I know my legs aren't going to carry this energy for 48 minutes.' But certainly I could sense a little bit of that."

Is he just trolling us?

[Johnny RIngo]

This play pretty much sums Kobe up right now.

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:lol holy shit

Someone needs to make a compilation of all these kobe plays from this season.

[Maddog]

The sad thing is Kobe is still a good ball-handler and could easily remake himself in this final season as a facilitator/mentor figure. Imagine the storyline if he finished with his lowest scoring average but highest assist rate... but instead he'll be remembered for probably the worst high volume shooting season in NBA history.

So true. He had a nice assist to Randle on one play. I started watching after halftime. It was - for lack of better words surreal. Some of the 3 point shots where pathetic. Tightly guarded, time left on the clock, and he fires away.. half the time trying to initiate contact.

[Mr Bones]

So true. He had a nice assist to Randle on one play. I started watching after halftime. It was - for lack of better words surreal. Some of the 3 point shots where pathetic. Tightly guarded, time left on the clock, and he fires away.. half the time trying to initiate contact.

Yeah, so true. If this was a pick up game on a random court, the other nine guys would all be thinking, OK, let's all agree to not invite this guy to play next time...

[Maddog]

Yeah, so true. If this was a pick up game on a random court, the other nine guys would all be thinking, OK, let's all agree to not invite this guy to play next time...
:lol
I hadn't even thought of that way...
I can remember this exact scenario,,

[ambchang]

Yeah, so true. If this was a pick up game on a random court, the other nine guys would all be thinking, OK, let's all agree to not invite this guy to play next time...

The other 4 guys would go to their cars and pull out their guns.

[BatManu20]

Mark Jacks:loln


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDNBcRsB_-0&feature=youtu.be

[gambit1990]

^"i know you think i'm a punk." :lol

[noob cake]

Kobe is pretty much going for as many points as he can.

[Mori Chu]

Now Kobe is filing for trademarks on the phrase "HeroVillain," "HV," and "KB20." What??

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14275791/kobe-bryant-company-kobe-inc-files-trademarks-linked-last-season-los-angeles-lakers

[BatManu20]

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[Mal]

Stellar 1/7 with 0/3 3fg at half brings him to what number?

[Splits]

Only 1 shot in the first 6 minutes of the 3rd? C'mon Kirby, shoot your way out of that funk. YOU STILL GOT IT MAN!

[Otaku]

3/13 and he's feeling it!

[Wildcat67]

Got home from work and had NBATV on and they showed a couple highlights for Kobe including the crowd going crazy after he hit a 3. I thought "oh maybe he's having a decent game for once'. Then they cut to the stats and he was 3/12 at that time. So they basically just showed his only 3 plays and pretended that, that was the norm for the game.

[Otaku]

4/18 lolololol

edit: 4/19 - 2/10 :lol

[Splits]

30.4%

[Splits]

28/127 from 3 is good for... 22.0%

[MultiTroll]

Kirbs and Scott you are keeping me green! :toast

[benefactor]

Gift that keeps on giving tbh

[Mr Bones]

If he goes below 30%-- Jesus, is it possible to be that bad for such an extended period?

[Fabbs]

Mark Jacks:loln
smh :lol
The lack of talent and intelligence required to be a sports commentator and NBA coach continues to be abhorrent.

[SpursFan86]

http://bkref.com/tiny/sObR1

Kobe is shooting 30.4% at the moment. Throw in the fact that he can't defend for shit and is still playing 30+ mpg...he's legitimately having one of the worst seasons of all-time.

[Mori Chu]

Kobe's 2015-16 FG% so far:

.305

BONUS: His 3PT%:

.220

[K...]

AND THE TANK ROLLS ON AND THE TANK ROLLS ON,

Seriously, this is his acting debut.

He's gonna do some shitty movie as his MJ baseball tribute. Then it's back. KOBE, the 2015 top pick and the coveted free agent acquisition, maybe a disgruntled star who the Lakers can pawn off their undeveloped draft selections on via trade.

[spurraider21]

0-7 so far today

[HemisfairArena]

kobrick might not be a top 20 player of all time,,,,

[Splits]

he just needs to make his next 3 and he'll be right at his season average

[Splits]

:lmao "they got what they paid for!"

1/10

[Kawhitstorm]

Below .300:lmao

Mendoza line--> the Kirby line

[Arcadian]

:lol kobe...faggot

[Mal]

2/14 does he keep chucking at that rate?

[Splits]

"Kobe wasn't feeling well before the game, decided to give it a go, didn't want to disappoint the fans"

:lmao these announcers

[Molotov]

2-15 :lol

[HemisfairArena]

legacy on fire tour,,,,coming to a city near you,,,,

[Silver&Black]

"Kobe wasn't feeling well before the game, decided to give it a go, didn't want to disappoint the fans"

:lmao these announcers

:cry Warrior :cry

[DarrinS]

Ouch. Ugly stat line, per par

[Splits]

:cry Gastroenteritis :cry

:cry Kobe has the shits :cry

:lmao 2/15 :lmao

:lmao 90/304 :lmao

29.6%

[midnightpulp]

:cry Gastroenteritis :cry

:cry Kobe has the shits :cry

:lmao 2/15 :lmao

:lmao 90/304 :lmao

29.6%


:lol <30% actually happened.

[Splits]

:lol <30% actually happened.

With a USG% over 30% and 18 FGA per game

:lmao worst season in the history of the NBA

[Mr Bones]

It just keeps getting better.

[spurraider21]

KoPi tracker:

Kobe's FG% = 29.6%
Value of Pi = 3.14

[HemisfairArena]

There has never been a supposed all time great who's career has went up in flames like kobricks,,,

[Silver&Black]

:lmao 2-15

We did it guys..

:cry Sub-30% :cry

[lefty20]

Never thought I'd see a player so pathetic in the NBA.

[FkLA]

Holy shit he actually did it. He actually fell below 30%. :lmao

[rasuo214]

How low can it go? Also waiting for his 3P% to drop below 20%.

[ambchang]

Is he the first guy to have a usage rate > FG%?

[BD24]

Is he the first guy to have a usage rate > FG%?
He has to be. I just can't imagine it ever of happening before.

[da_suns_fan]

Serious question: Do you think if you were put in an NBA game and had to put up 15 shots, could you make two of them?

[pgardn]

:cry Gastroenteritis :cry

:cry Kobe has the shits :cry

:lmao 2/15 :lmao

:lmao 90/304 :lmao

29.6%




This is really ugly.

Adam Silver save us all.
The game you serve is a joke with this clown.


I guess he had no chance to feel the fear the Pistons must feel when he kept chucking.
And Kobe can sense fear in an opponent.

Is Kobe averaging more ppg than any Spur other than KL while shooting 29.6 %?
It's gotta be close.

[pgardn]

Serious question: Do you think if you were put in an NBA game and had to put up 15 shots, could you make two of them?

Nope. Not if covered.

[mystargtr34]

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&type=totals&per_minute_base=36&per_poss_base=100&lg_id=NBA&is_playoffs=N&year_min=&year_max=&franch_id=&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&height_min=0&height_max=99&shoot_hand=&birth_country_is=Y&birth_country=&birth_state=&college_id=&draft_year=&is_active=&debut_yr_nba_start=&debut_yr_nba_end=&debut_yr_aba_start=&debut_yr_aba_end=&is_hof=&is_as=&as_comp=gt&as_val=&award=&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&pos_is_c=Y&pos_is_cf=Y&qual=&c1stat=mp&c1comp=gt&c1val=100&c2stat=fg_pct&c2comp=lt&c2val=.31&c3stat=usg_pct&c3comp=gt&c3val=.30&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&c5stat=&c5comp=gt&c6mult=1.0&c6stat=&order_by=usg_pct

Kobe and Ed Gray the only players with a FG% <30% and USG >30% min 100 minutes :lol.

[MultiTroll]

Serious question: Do you think if you were put in an NBA game and had to put up 15 shots, could you make two of them?
Absolutely.
Especially given the same parameters as Kirby.
That being losing does not matter at all. Shoot whenever and as often as i want.
Can exert as little or as much energy on defense as i want or do not want to.
Does not matter what teammates say or do.

Not that i would want that, just answering your question.

[UZER]

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Damn, Lebron said "nappy ass fro?" that's racist


Is he just trolling us?

No. This is how really thinks the world views him.



At some point, the his teammates are gonna have a mutiny. They're just gonna keep passing the ball right back to him everytime on every possession, passing up shots even when they're wide open.

[Cry Havoc]

Serious question: Do you think if you were put in an NBA game and had to put up 15 shots, could you make two of them?

If I had to create a shot, I would never get the ball off, and anyone who says they could is straight up lying. The worst defender in the NBA would shut anyone on Spurstalk the fuck down.

However, in a system like the Spurs, where I could jog over to the corner and spot up for an open 3? Abso-fucking-lutely.

[daslicer]

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Wow in Hschool Lebron with that fro looked like he was a young 32 year old.

[Mal]

Serious question: Do you think if you were put in an NBA game and had to put up 15 shots, could you make two of them?

Wide open, team created shots, I think easy.

If I was covered and have to create own shots, be lucky if 2 touch the rim.

[Brazil]

Is he the first guy to have a usage rate > FG%?

:lol tbh..

[Mori Chu]

After last night's 2-15 effort, Kobe's 2015-16 FG% is ...

.296 :wow

Holy shit :lol

[Mr Bones]

Kobe's funnier than Chris Rock and Richard Pryor at this point.

Greatest mock season satirical performance art piece ever!

[Texas_Ranger]

50% at the half against the Raptors. :wow

[140]

After last night's 2-15 effort, Kobe's 2015-16 FG% is ...

.296 :wow

Holy shit :lol

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[K...]

better tank commander: norman Schwartzkopf? Kobe?

[Texas_Ranger]

He did it. 50% ... can't believe it.

[TDfan2007]

:worthy:

50% for a night. It happened.

[Molotov]

:worthy:

50% for a night. It happened.


Still leading team in the loss with -11. :lol

[da_suns_fan]

DAR on playing w/o Kobe: "There's more ball movement. No disrespect to Kobe, but u just know u have more opportunities bc he's who he is."

I smell one final Kobe feud before all's said and done.

[TDfan2007]

Still leading team in the loss with -11. :lol

Chuckers gonna chuck...

[Mori Chu]

Got to give respect where it's due. Now his FG% is *up* to ...

.306

Mama, there goes that man.