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MultiTroll
12-08-2015, 11:58 AM
DAR on playing w/o Kobe: "There's more ball movement. No disrespect to Kobe, but u just know u have more opportunities bc he's who he is."

I smell one final Kobe feud before all's said and done.
Who is DAR?

Splits
12-08-2015, 12:05 PM
Who is DAR?

D'Bust

Splits
12-08-2015, 12:07 PM
Got to give respect where it's due. Now his FG% is *up* to ...

.306

Mama, there goes that man.

Kirby, running just as fast as he can.

da_suns_fan
12-08-2015, 02:29 PM
Who is DAR?

D'Angelo Russell.

Jodelo
12-09-2015, 12:43 PM
Got to give respect where it's due. Now his FG% is *up* to ...

.306

Mamba, there goes that man.

Fixed.

Dex
12-09-2015, 01:55 PM
Hard to believe that KAT is actually in the BEST situation of the top 3 picks with the 8-12 Timberwolves.

Mori Chu
12-10-2015, 09:17 AM
After last night's game, Kobe's FG%:

.309

BONUS: 3PT%:

.223

:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

Mori Chu
12-11-2015, 01:06 PM
After last night's game, Kobe's FG%:

.309

BONUS: 3PT%:

.223

:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

STILL.

MultiTroll
12-11-2015, 01:20 PM
Kirby, running just as fast as he can.
Kirby listens to this before every game on his Cthelebrashun Tour.
"Runnin just as fast as we can.
I think we're alone now." -With Kool and Bunky Mignon in the locker room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oUuu_bUxtU

K...
12-11-2015, 11:53 PM
give me some new numbers plz

mystargtr34
12-12-2015, 03:19 AM
That % will take a nice jump after last nights 5-12 performance.

rasuo214
12-12-2015, 04:47 AM
31.3% FG
22.2% 3P

Molotov
12-12-2015, 05:03 AM
That % will take a nice jump after last nights 5-12 performance.



:wow:wow Kobe was on fire.

Mori Chu
12-12-2015, 01:25 PM
WOW! After last night's game, Kobe's FG% is up to a whopping:


.313


BONUS: 3PT%:


.222

:lobt2:

Texas_Ranger
12-12-2015, 10:19 PM
9-16 tonight. OMG!!

Splits
12-12-2015, 10:40 PM
He's still got it!

Molotov
12-13-2015, 12:22 AM
9-16 tonight. OMG!!



Kobe shitting on ST!

Mori Chu
12-13-2015, 01:28 PM
Credit where it's due. After shooting 9/16 somehow last night, Kobe is up to:

.326

Three-point shooting percentage:

.235

It's amazing how easily you can raise your percentage a bit when it is so damn low to begin with! Good show, Kobe.

K...
12-13-2015, 03:48 PM
Kobe "so Adam wouldn't it be funny, you know all time sake, if i went to the ASG as a starting Guard?"

Silver "Now kobe, look at your numbers, you can't be selected for the ASG as the statistically worse SG in the league"

Kobe "Please,......"

Silver "We'll see, I'll pull some strings and maybe you can get a special all time great selection"

Kobe "Fuck that, I will be voted in. Ok man?, you better deliver, I'll hit some shots so you don't look like any more like me tool than you already do"

Silver "Kobe, I'm not a pushover like Stern, I have rules"

Kobe "shut up white boy, the mamba has spoken, Hero/Villian will blow this league up...."

Venti Quattro
12-13-2015, 07:48 PM
To be fair, Kobe's shooting in the past three games has gotten considerably better. It certainly looks like he has more spring and lift on his legs. The follow through kinda looks better as well.

8/16
5/12
9/16

That's 22/44 (50%) over the last three games, if I didn't miss anything. His shot looks better, from the highlights that I saw.

lefty20
12-13-2015, 08:52 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QtqPT2lSPbQ/VmwX06W_27I/AAAAAAAAFBc/_lz6ppkgPSY/s1600/203.jpg

Mori Chu
12-15-2015, 11:04 AM
Current FG%:

.324

Current 3PT%:

.235

:lol

Splits
12-15-2015, 11:17 AM
Damn, is my $100 bet with midnightpulp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5430) in jeopardy?

Donkeybong
12-16-2015, 05:22 AM
whats the update?

Splits
12-16-2015, 10:03 AM
.330 from 2

.244 from deep

:wow

K...
12-17-2015, 01:06 PM
Good news everybody! ! , if Kobe played in the China league he'd be the 145th highest fg% keep hustling Kobe.

Donkeybong
12-18-2015, 03:20 AM
bump

ambchang
12-18-2015, 06:29 AM
The man is on fire! And :lol harden being outplayed by Kobe.

Splits
12-18-2015, 12:07 PM
33.9%

He's still got it!

FkLA
12-18-2015, 01:17 PM
Don't retire, Kirby. There's still gas left in the mamba tank!

Mori Chu
12-19-2015, 02:34 AM
HE'S ON FIRE!!!

FG% .339

3PT% .247

Mori Chu
12-20-2015, 12:57 PM
Kobe didn't play (DNP-TOSB) in the 2015 OKC Massacre (OKC 118 - LAL 78 :lol), but let us not forget:

(see below)



HE'S ON FIRE!!!

FG% .339

3PT% .247

Mori Chu
12-21-2015, 12:55 PM
Never forget.


HE'S ON FIRE!!!

FG% .339

3PT% .247

100%duncan
12-22-2015, 12:43 AM
HE'S ON FIRE!!!

FG% .339

3PT% .247


:lmao

Donkeybong
12-23-2015, 05:01 AM
whats it at now

benefactor
12-23-2015, 07:20 AM
whats it at now
FG% .345, 3PT% .246

He might just see 35% if he keeps it up. I don't expect that 3PT% to get back up to 25% though.:lol

ambchang
12-23-2015, 08:00 AM
FG% .345, 3PT% .246

He might just see 35% if he keeps it up. I don't expect that 3PT% to get back up to 25% though.:lol

That man is simply on FIRE! He now has THREE, count them, THREE games >= 50% FG% in the last 7 games, and another three games >40%! With those incredible numbers, he has been shooting 48% from the field in the last seven games, and that is significantly above the league average of 44.5%.

Keep this up Kobe, unretire before you officially retire!

Mori Chu
12-23-2015, 12:14 PM
:wow HOLY SH-T :wow

Kobe's FG%: .345

Kobe's 3PT%: .246

Stalin
12-23-2015, 12:28 PM
Kobe dropping a steamy deuce on ST.

Kawhitstorm
12-23-2015, 03:30 PM
Danny Green has officially become the laughing stock of NBA starting shooting guards.:lol

whitemamba
12-23-2015, 03:46 PM
last 7 games hes shooting 49% u cuck lovers. Hes back in the hunt for bet SG in the league.

Silver&Black
12-23-2015, 11:04 PM
last 7 games hes shooting 49% u cuck lovers.

Dem other 20 games doe....


Hes back in the hunt for bet SG in the league.

:lol

Mori Chu
12-26-2015, 04:02 AM
After the Christmas Day Miracle (Kobe not getting injured), his percentages are:

FG%: .345
3PT%: .257

Mori Chu
12-29-2015, 02:18 PM
He's at it again! Here are Kobe's current percentages:

FG%: .343 :lol

3PT%: .256 :lol:lol:lol

140
12-29-2015, 05:24 PM
Thread

mavsfan1000
12-29-2015, 08:02 PM
:lol

pgardn
12-30-2015, 11:06 PM
last 7 games hes shooting 49% u cuck lovers. Hes back in the hunt for bet SG in the league.

Give him a new contract.
Please.

MultiTroll
12-31-2015, 12:05 AM
Was his 28 ft shot with a minute to go a prayer that fell in?
Like it banked in even tho he was not trying to bank it?

5-18
Go Kirbs!

Mori Chu
01-01-2016, 12:09 PM
Current numbers (WOW!):

FG%: .341 :lol

3PT%: .259 :lol:lol

Thread
01-01-2016, 12:12 PM
Was his 28 ft shot with a minute to go a prayer that fell in?
Like it banked in even tho he was not trying to bank it?

5-18
Go Kirbs!

I do not believe it ever got over a foot above the rim at anytime during the 28 ft trip.

Mori Chu
01-03-2016, 02:02 PM
STILL.


Current numbers (WOW!):

FG%: .341 :lol

3PT%: .259 :lol:lol

Mori Chu
01-03-2016, 09:45 PM
Suns vs. Lakers, Kobe Bryant: DNP-TOSB. Oops!

Splits
01-03-2016, 09:51 PM
It's not merely the score.

Yes, the Los Angeles Lakers (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/teams/page/LAL/los-angeles-lakers) losing 142-94 is the biggest margin of defeat this once-great franchise has ever seen. The previous franchise worst was a 46-point loss to the Portland Trail Blazers back in 1995. But they didn't share a city with the Blazers. They didn't share a building. They didn't spend decades making the other team feel like an unwanted houseguest in Los Angeles.

The Lakers didn't merely lose by 48 points Thursday night; they lost by 48 points to the Los Angeles Clippers (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/teams/page/LAC/los-angeles-clippers). It's no secret the Clippers are the better team. That has been well-established for the second successive season. It's the fact that the Lakers simply can't do anything about it, and there isn't an excuse for what's going on out there other than the team sucks. It's the only explanation offered up.

As great as he has been in his career, a healthy Kobe Bryant (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/6496/kobe-bryant) wouldn't change the fortunes of this Lakers team. They've hit rock bottom and are the worst incarnation of this franchise we've ever seen. They would have to go 9-12 the rest of the season in order to tie the worst record in Lakers history since they moved to Los Angeles. When you're rolling out Wesley Johnson (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/1755184/wesley-johnson), Ryan Kelly (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/2067680/ryan-kelly), Kendall Marshall (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/1992811/kendall-marshall),Kent Bazemore (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/1998520/kent-bazemore), MarShon Brooks (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/1333596/marshon-brooks), and Robert Sacre (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/1992825/robert-sacre)in your rotation, you have no hope of going 9-12 for any stretch of the season.

A 48-point loss on national television to the Clippers, no matter what season it is, isn't supposed to happen to Laker Nation. Nobody in the building is coming to see you; they're coming to see Blake Griffin (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/1685213/blake-griffin) and Chris Paul (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/555969/chris-paul) -- the new kings of Los Angeles basketball -- put on a show. It was the Clippers that were able to figure out how to bring a star to the organization and better themselves. They didn't lose that star in free agency next year. They went out and got the coach they needed to take the next step.

The Clippers essentially became the Lakers for at least a two-year stretch, while the Lakers hope nobody pays attention to the man behind the curtain. In the most important off-season the Lakers have had since they convinced Shaquille O'Neal to move to LA, the Lakers' brass didn't have the prestige to keep their superstar free agent. Jim Buss couldn't be his father and Mitch Kupchak wasn't exactly Jerry West out there.

The Lakers failed and in turn set themselves up for an embarrassing year of being in basketball purgatory. The only hope for the Lakers is that they're bad enough and lucky enough to win the lottery, cashing in on a loaded draft class and hoping the guy they get is the best one for a decade or more. They have to hope Bryant can return to form and be one of the biggest difference-makers in the NBA at the age of 36. They have to hope they magically put together a competitive enough roster to lure a big name free agent or two in the next couple of off-seasons, after failing in front of the world to retain Dwight Howard (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/players/playerpage/498287/dwight-howard).

This is the Lakers' current existence. They've had a Freaky Friday situation with the Clippers. They're the laughing stock now. They're the team that has to hope for the best. This isn't what the Lakers are supposed to be. They're supposed to impose their will on the NBA, not pray things work out.

This was more than a franchise record defeat Thursday night. It was more than score. It was a wakeup call that the nightmare is just beginning.

Mori Chu
01-05-2016, 12:03 PM
Good morning, SpursTalk!


Current numbers (WOW!):

FG%: .341 :lol

3PT%: .259 :lol:lol

illmatic
01-05-2016, 01:48 PM
Bail, get in here and :downspin: this shit!

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01-05-2016, 03:42 PM
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Current numbers (WOW!):

FG%: .341 :lol

3PT%: .259 :lol:lol


:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

Splits
01-05-2016, 08:32 PM
Nba.Com preview of the Warriors slaughter that's about to take place::: "Bryant is the NBA's worst shooter overall (34.1 percent) and on 3-pointers (25.9)"

http://www.nba.com/games/20160105/GSWLAL/gameinfo.html

K...
01-05-2016, 08:47 PM
The one really solid thing kobe could do is injure a key warriors player.

Think about it, embrace the villain role, keep California from worshiping a new player dynasty, burnish his thug credentials

Mori Chu
01-06-2016, 12:01 PM
He STILL ain't playin. So, the numbers are the same. :lol


Current numbers (WOW!):

FG%: .341 :lol

3PT%: .259 :lol:lol

Splits
01-07-2016, 08:30 PM
:lmao takes off all his games at Staples, decides to play in Sactown. NBA.com preview:


Bryant, the NBA's worst shooter overall (34.1 percent) and on 3-pointers (25.9), is officially questionable.



:lmao

Mori Chu
01-08-2016, 02:48 PM
:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed
Kobe's FG%: .348
Kobe's 3PT%: .261
:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

Mori Chu
01-09-2016, 12:54 PM
Kobe's FG%: .350
Kobe's 3PT%: .260
:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

Mori Chu
01-10-2016, 05:34 PM
Good morning! Almost 23,000 views on this thread. Second most on front page (behind the mighty "lol" thread).

Kobe's FG%: .350
Kobe's 3PT%: .260
:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

K...
01-10-2016, 08:33 PM
Good morning Arizona.......I smell Skunk......oh sorry wrong one. Carry on....

Mori Chu
01-11-2016, 01:07 PM
Still. Tee, hee.

Kobe's FG%: .350
Kobe's 3PT%: .260
:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

bluebellmaniac
01-13-2016, 04:21 AM
.349 FG %

Arcadian
01-14-2016, 11:39 PM
:lol

Mal
01-15-2016, 07:03 AM
Update after stellar 4/15 pls

benefactor
01-15-2016, 07:09 AM
Update after stellar 4/15 pls
FG%...34.7
3PT%...25

Headed back in the right direction tbh:tu

140
01-15-2016, 09:00 AM
Topsy!!

MultiTroll
01-15-2016, 12:18 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Ralph_Wiggum.png (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjPqP2_qazKAhVY1mMKHW7xD-QQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FRalph_ Wiggum&psig=AFQjCNFTIbYdwDGQKBM32ZVEt4DIasTr8g&ust=1452964694338095)

last 7 games hes shooting 49% u cuck lovers. Hes back in the hunt for bet SG in the league.

Mori Chu
01-15-2016, 01:04 PM
:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:l ol:wow
:wow Kobe's FG%: .347
:lol Kobe's 3PT%: .250

:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:wow:lol:w ow:lol

140
01-15-2016, 01:29 PM
:rollin

140
01-16-2016, 12:57 PM
Good morning Eagle, CO!!!

Relevancy
01-16-2016, 02:04 PM
Why are you guys still obsessed with kobe?

pookenstein
01-16-2016, 02:05 PM
Why are you guys still obsessed with kobe?

It's a tradition.

Relevancy
01-16-2016, 02:12 PM
It's a tradition.it's still kinda creepy:lol

Mitch
01-16-2016, 02:28 PM
It's a tradition.

Here's a tradition from your people I can get behind

Gift gas, what gift would be better?
http://doddcenter.uconn.edu/asc/research/guides/holocaust/photographs/zyklon.jpg

pookenstein
01-16-2016, 02:29 PM
it's still kinda creepy:lol

Maybe, but it's also funny. At least in combination with all those horrible threads Kool and Naruto create. :lol

Thread
01-16-2016, 04:00 PM
Why are you guys still obsessed with kobe?

That 5th pushed a lot of people over the edge.

tee, hee.

Relevancy
01-16-2016, 06:28 PM
That 5th pushed a lot of people over the edge.

tee, hee.It really did leave bad lasting effects.

K...
01-16-2016, 07:49 PM
Do y'all remember when there were so many Kobe threads they sticky a Kobe all the time thread? This is kind of like that. We should sticky it

ambchang
01-16-2016, 11:01 PM
That 5th pushed a lot of people over the edge.

tee, hee.

The first, second or third one?

MultiTroll
01-16-2016, 11:16 PM
Mr Pathetic @ Utah:
2 - 8
0 - 3 on threes, all within a 3 1/2 minute stretch.

Mori Chu
01-19-2016, 11:06 AM
Oh me, oh my! . . .

Kobe's FG%: .346 :lol
Kobe's 3PT%: .250 :lol:lol

Farewell tour :lol:lol:lol

Splits
01-19-2016, 02:00 PM
Needs to keep it up to post one of the worst shooting seasons in NBA history

http://i.imgur.com/wsDc5Mz.png

Link (http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&type=totals&per_minute_base=36&per_poss_base=100&lg_id=NBA&is_playoffs=N&year_min=&year_max=&franch_id=&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&height_min=0&height_max=99&shoot_hand=&birth_country_is=Y&birth_country=&birth_state=&college_id=&draft_year=&is_active=&debut_yr_nba_start=&debut_yr_nba_end=&debut_yr_aba_start=&debut_yr_aba_end=&is_hof=&is_as=&as_comp=gt&as_val=&award=&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&pos_is_c=Y&pos_is_cf=Y&qual=&c1stat=fga&c1comp=gt&c1val=400&c2stat=fg_pct&c2comp=lt&c2val=35&c3stat=fg3_pct&c3comp=lt&c3val=25&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&c5stat=&c5comp=gt&c6mult=1.0&c6stat=&order_by=ws#stats::none)

140
01-20-2016, 06:58 AM
Topsy!!!

benefactor
01-20-2016, 07:22 AM
Why are you guys still obsessed with kobe?
I think it's more about keeping stride with Dale/Cedric/Naruto's obsession with Duncan than anything else.

140
01-21-2016, 02:49 PM
The TOSB didn't play last night?

bluebellmaniac
01-22-2016, 11:04 PM
Bump. . who has a live update?

Arcadian
01-22-2016, 11:33 PM
:lol kirbs getting emasculated by the Klaw...

Silver&Black
01-22-2016, 11:33 PM
Typical half for the Kirbs...

1-7 from the field
0-2 from 3

bluebellmaniac
01-23-2016, 08:09 AM
.343 and .250

Should have retired 2 yrs ago.

Raven
01-23-2016, 08:13 AM
Needs to keep it up to post one of the worst shooting seasons in NBA history

http://i.imgur.com/wsDc5Mz.png

Link (http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&type=totals&per_minute_base=36&per_poss_base=100&lg_id=NBA&is_playoffs=N&year_min=&year_max=&franch_id=&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&height_min=0&height_max=99&shoot_hand=&birth_country_is=Y&birth_country=&birth_state=&college_id=&draft_year=&is_active=&debut_yr_nba_start=&debut_yr_nba_end=&debut_yr_aba_start=&debut_yr_aba_end=&is_hof=&is_as=&as_comp=gt&as_val=&award=&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&pos_is_c=Y&pos_is_cf=Y&qual=&c1stat=fga&c1comp=gt&c1val=400&c2stat=fg_pct&c2comp=lt&c2val=35&c3stat=fg3_pct&c3comp=lt&c3val=25&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&c5stat=&c5comp=gt&c6mult=1.0&c6stat=&order_by=ws#stats::none)

unsurprising tbh :lol

Mori Chu
01-24-2016, 03:52 PM
:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed :depressed:depressed
Kobe's FG%: .347
Kobe's 3PT%: .249

:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed :depressed:depressed

Mori Chu
01-28-2016, 06:45 AM
STILL. :lol


:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed :depressed:depressed
Kobe's FG%: .347
Kobe's 3PT%: .249

:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed :depressed:depressed

MultiTroll
01-28-2016, 02:04 PM
When will the Bag play again?
Will the Bag play again?

Thread
01-28-2016, 02:15 PM
When will the Bag play again?
Will the Bag play again?

Pop will determine that.

Get your own shit, Mult. That's my shit. My concession.

Get out of it.

MultiTroll
01-28-2016, 03:44 PM
Pop will determine that.

Get your own shit, Mult. That's my shit. My concession.

Get out of it.
Naw have completely differing definitions of Bag.
You def of Bag is a lockdown defender, world Champion paint patrolling 25 PER a game do it all.

My, and most non Lakers def of a TOSB is some 34% shooting ball hog with almost zero defense who drags his team to a lottery pick.

The Bag will stay.

Thread
01-28-2016, 04:14 PM
^^^

Pop will determine that.

Get your own shit, Mult. That's my shit. My concession.

Get out of it.

Splits
01-29-2016, 12:38 AM
Kirbs was at that scorers table, down 99-80, fixin' to come back into the game. They went to commercial, he begged Byron "no mas, it's not part of my narrative" and alas he was not inserted.

What a pussy.

Reck
01-29-2016, 12:42 AM
Kirbs was at that scorers table, down 99-80, fixin' to come back into the game. They went to commercial, he begged Byron "no mas, it's not part of my narrative" and alas he was not inserted.

What a pussy.

Too bad.

4 for 15 had a nicer ring to it. :lol

Mori Chu
01-30-2016, 03:16 AM
Kobe's current FG%: .346
Kobe's current 3PT%: .250

http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/de/ca/decadd7edb6b1014ca0cb7a1afcb8ea3.png
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pookenstein
01-30-2016, 12:54 PM
:lmao

Fabbs
01-30-2016, 01:28 PM
Kirbs was at that scorers table, down 99-80, fixin' to come back into the game. They went to commercial, he begged Byron "no mas, it's not part of my narrative" and alas he was not inserted.

What a pussy.
Kirbs was begging to come back in at 99-80?
Are you serious? :rollin

Mori Chu
01-31-2016, 04:33 PM
Still.


Kobe's current FG%: .346
Kobe's current 3PT%: .250

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Mori Chu
02-03-2016, 11:48 AM
Kobe's FG%: .353
Kobe's 3PT%: .273 (!!!)

Credit where it's due: Both percentages are up. From sh!t, to sh!t-point-oh-3.

benefactor
02-03-2016, 01:02 PM
Kobe's FG%: .353
Kobe's 3PT%: .273 (!!!)

Credit where it's due: Both percentages are up. From sh!t, to sh!t-point-oh-3.
"You're still a shit sandwich, just not a soggy one."

Thread
02-03-2016, 01:48 PM
"You're still a shit sandwich, just not a soggy one."

He's made his peace though

It's quiet now. The rage has left him.

Mori Chu
02-03-2016, 04:27 PM
The GAME has left him, ya mean.

Mori Chu
02-06-2016, 12:55 PM
Knock, knock!
Kobe's current FG%: .355
Kobe's current 3PT%: .276

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spurraider21
02-06-2016, 10:57 PM
9-28 today :lol

LkrFan
02-07-2016, 12:48 AM
Too bad.

4 for 15 had a nicer ring to it. :lol

He shot a higher % than 24-year old "All-star and FMVP" tonight! :rollin :lmao :rollin

Reck
02-07-2016, 01:02 AM
He shot a higher % than 24-year old "All-star and FMVP" tonight! :rollin :lmao :rollin

On 9-28 :lmao

Bragging about that is fucking retarded.

Mori Chu
02-07-2016, 02:15 PM
He ain't gettin' any younger!

Kobe's current FG%: .354
Kobe's current 3PT%: .277

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Spurtacular
02-07-2016, 03:21 PM
On 9-28 :lmao

Bragging about that is fucking retarded.

The more hardcore the Kobe fan, the more mentally deficient, tbh.

Benoit
02-07-2016, 05:01 PM
This is pathetic

Duncan is averaging 8 and 5 and his team doesnt miss a beat without him lmao

Kobe is having a better season than Duncan

Splits
02-07-2016, 05:08 PM
Worst shooting season in the history of the NBA continues!

http://i.imgur.com/fJGUJwH.png

Reck
02-07-2016, 09:51 PM
This is pathetic

Duncan is averaging 8 and 5 and his team doesnt miss a beat without him lmao

Kobe is having a better season than Duncan

Duncan is also not averaging more than 25mpg nor is he shooting the ball 20+ times.

Thread
02-07-2016, 10:21 PM
Duncan is also not averaging more than 25mpg nor is he shooting the ball 20+ times.

But, he is homosexual.

Reck
02-07-2016, 10:25 PM
But, he is homosexual.

Who cares what he does off the court, Thread? You do?

Thread
02-07-2016, 10:29 PM
Who cares what he does off the court, Thread? You do?

Of course. When it was our ox getting gored off the court you piled right on. When it's your guy you want us to let it go.

What's the good for the goose, is sauce for the gander.

Reck
02-07-2016, 10:32 PM
Of course. When it was our ox getting gored off the court you piled right on. When it's your guy you want us to let it go.

What's the good for the goose, is sauce for the gander.

But you brought up the homosexual part out of thin air..

I was talking about on court shit, cul.

Thread
02-07-2016, 10:34 PM
But you brought up the homosexual part out of thin air..

I was talking about on court shit, cul.

Nothing better than a ad hominen attack of a Sunday evening.

Reck
02-07-2016, 10:40 PM
Nothing better than a ad hominen attack of a Sunday evening.

Nah, no attack. Just baffled.

pgardn
02-08-2016, 12:11 AM
Just F'N retire already.

Thread
02-08-2016, 02:19 AM
Just F'N retire already.

That won't take back what your Pop & your Parker said, pg.

Thread
02-08-2016, 02:20 AM
Nah, no attack. Just baffled.

Bend over. You'll be fuckin' baffled.

Reck
02-08-2016, 02:42 AM
Bend over. You'll be fuckin' baffled.

Dont play that homo shit with me.

Mori Chu
02-08-2016, 03:15 PM
Still. Good afternoon, SpursTalk!!




Kobe's current FG%: .354
Kobe's current 3PT%: .277

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Splits
02-08-2016, 09:13 PM
Hit his last two to go 5/19!

Splits
02-08-2016, 09:25 PM
6/24 and giving up the game winner with his atrocious defense ending up in an &1 :lmao

Kawhitstorm
02-08-2016, 09:56 PM
6/24 and giving up the game winner with his atrocious defense ending up in an &1 :lmao

6/25:wakeup

Mori Chu
02-10-2016, 02:56 AM
Dropped again.

Kobe's current FG%: .350
Kobe's current 3PT%: .277

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ambchang
02-10-2016, 06:31 AM
Kobe can have these horrible shooting games and his fg% won't even budge, because his FG% Was horrible to begin with.

MultiTroll
02-10-2016, 12:22 PM
The Laker Cult Channel (Time Warner in L.A.) after the Pacer game interviewed Kirbs re his 6/25 fiasco including his traffic cone D as Paul George blew past him for the game sealer.

He was all grinny and chuckles about his 6/25 and his solution was that he needed to "loosen up" sooner in the game. Ya. Spread some of that on your garden. This is the same Kirbs who *got on* the Laker *young guys* a few games ago because they were smiling after a loss.

spurraider21
02-10-2016, 11:33 PM
34.9

Mori Chu
02-12-2016, 12:34 PM
Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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Fabbs
02-12-2016, 12:45 PM
Up to 28% on treys. Smoking.
Has he lost last place in the NBA yet? :lol

Mori Chu
02-13-2016, 12:59 PM
Here's your "all star" Kobe's numbers heading into the all "star" break.

Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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Splits
02-13-2016, 01:02 PM
Still on pace for the worst shooting season ever!

http://i.imgur.com/bDRi7Mw.png

K...
02-13-2016, 02:10 PM
Are we counting the all star chucks? No defense so Kobe should be ok right?

Thread
02-13-2016, 02:17 PM
Are we counting the all star chucks?

Of course. You'll come in here, gigglin', snickerin', wet in the crotch with the anticipation of runnin' the #'s.

Mori Chu
02-14-2016, 01:35 PM
Never forget.


Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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Splits
02-14-2016, 02:52 PM
Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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Not too far off from his fMVP* series of 40% & 32% :lol

Splits
02-14-2016, 10:31 PM
wrong thread

Mori Chu
02-15-2016, 12:21 PM
The more things change, the more they stay the same. The "all-star" 's numbers:


Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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140
02-15-2016, 12:32 PM
ASG edition:

FG%: .36
3PT%: .20


:rollin

Mori Chu
02-17-2016, 12:36 PM
ASG edition:

FG%: .36
3PT%: .20


:rollin

:lol

Mori Chu
02-17-2016, 12:36 PM
Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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Mori Chu
02-18-2016, 09:49 PM
Kobe's current FG%: .349
Kobe's current 3PT%: .280

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Splits
02-18-2016, 11:53 PM
Imagine if your worst offensive performance of the season was the same as 12's average? :wow

http://i.imgur.com/iPJ2txm.png

Mori Chu
02-20-2016, 01:44 PM
Inch by inch.
Kobe's current FG%: .351
Kobe's current 3PT%: .277

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LakerHater
02-22-2016, 12:38 AM
What number they gonna retire!?

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/4E33B90B091313394021972185088_514efb5c625.5.0.5450 991092753623015.mp4?versionId=Jwys3coIyMnEuALGc9TD TdO_e_Qg_ZiD

Mal
02-22-2016, 09:34 AM
What number they gonna retire!?

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/4E33B90B091313394021972185088_514efb5c625.5.0.5450 991092753623015.mp4?versionId=Jwys3coIyMnEuALGc9TD TdO_e_Qg_ZiD

Both, just for ego of this guy

MultiTroll
02-22-2016, 11:36 AM
What number they gonna retire!?

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/4E33B90B091313394021972185088_514efb5c625.5.0.5450 991092753623015.mp4?versionId=Jwys3coIyMnEuALGc9TD TdO_e_Qg_ZiD
:lol Spunky Migon and Kool got admitted into a Lakers game?

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
02-22-2016, 12:01 PM
You guys seem so salty

pgardn
02-22-2016, 10:25 PM
0.274 from 3 land


1 out of 5 so far tonight.
This guy is so steady.
A model of consistency.

spurraider21
02-22-2016, 10:47 PM
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Mori Chu
02-24-2016, 11:40 AM
As of today, Wed 2/24:

Kobe's current FG%: .350
Kobe's current 3PT%: .273

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Cowboys_Wear_Spurs
02-24-2016, 12:32 PM
Someone should make Minecraft Kobe Edition: the art of laying bricks. It would be Kobe going around building stuff by shooting bricks as he builds.

HemisfairArena
02-24-2016, 11:19 PM
,,,,,LMAO!!!!

benefactor
02-25-2016, 11:17 AM
:lol

Darth_Pelican
03-10-2016, 04:10 PM
Jordan's Final Season
Age: 39
PPG: 20.0
FG%: .445
FT%: .821
REB: 6.1
AST: 3.8
STL: 1.5

Source: http://www.basketball-reference.com/...jordami01.html (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jordami01.html)

Kobe's Final Season
Age: 37
PPG: 16.7
FG%: .350 :lmao
FT%: .803
REB: 4.1
AST: 3.2
STL: .9

Source: http://www.basketball-reference.com/...bryanko01.html (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html)


:lol Kobe lost every single category even though he's 2 years younger than MJ was in his final season.

MultiTroll
03-10-2016, 05:42 PM
.350 :lmao
:lol Kobe lost every single category even though he's 2 years younger than MJ was in his final season.
Nice post, nice stats. Leader. Warrior.

Can we look for Kirbs to get it down under .350 as the leader of the Lakers finishes out the Tank, I mean season?

Mori Chu
03-11-2016, 02:06 PM
Haven't posted in this thread for a while because nobody cares about this washed up has-been. After getting his $h!t pushed in by Lebron, TOSB Kobe's numbers are:

Kobe's current FG%: .356
Kobe's current 3PT%: .276

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140
03-11-2016, 02:23 PM
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That's it and that's all

Mori Chu
03-14-2016, 12:54 PM
Kobe's current FG%: .356
Kobe's current 3PT%: .275

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said7
03-14-2016, 09:05 PM
Someone should make Minecraft Kobe Edition: the art of laying bricks. It would be Kobe going around building stuff by shooting bricks as he builds.


From 2014. Some things never change...

http://i.imgur.com/xDwlMGR.jpg

Mori Chu
03-18-2016, 03:16 AM
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Kobe's current FG%: .356
Kobe's current 3PT%: .275

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pookenstein
03-18-2016, 04:25 AM
From 2014. Some things never change...

http://i.imgur.com/xDwlMGR.jpg


:lmao

Mori Chu
03-19-2016, 11:38 AM
After that shellacking by MY SUNS:
Kobe's current FG%: .356
Kobe's current 3PT%: .275

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Mori Chu
03-23-2016, 03:14 PM
You know the drill.
Kobe's current FG%: .356
Kobe's current 3PT%: .277

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Splits
03-23-2016, 03:51 PM
Still the worst shooting season in NBA history!

http://i.imgur.com/CaiTyVH.png (http://bkref.com/tiny/fFHhz)

spurraider21
03-24-2016, 04:27 AM
up to 35.7% :wow

Mori Chu
03-26-2016, 11:47 AM
Dang, sons, Kobe is on a hot streak. Check out these numbers:
Kobe's current FG%: .359
Kobe's current 3PT%: .283

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K...
03-26-2016, 12:36 PM
This thread is just about finished. Kobe us going to play his final game. Whether he goes the classy way and plays 20m, or the chucker way, his percentage won't move much. The good times are over. The joke has been told. 12 was the punch line. Years from now, they'll change the story and Kobe will be rightly celebrated as the rich mans Iverson.

Hemotivo
03-26-2016, 12:36 PM
:lol

Thread
03-26-2016, 12:56 PM
This thread is just about finished. Kobe us going to play his final game. Whether he goes the classy way and plays 20m, or the chucker way, his percentage won't move much. The good times are over. The joke has been told. 12 was the punch line. Years from now, they'll change the story and Kobe will be rightly celebrated as the rich mans Iverson.

Kobe: 5

Iverson: 0 + a race riot

AlexJones
03-26-2016, 12:57 PM
Kobe: 5

Iverson: 0 + a race riot

They both have the same amount of rings as the #1 player on the team

K...
03-26-2016, 02:09 PM
Kobe: 5

Iverson: 0 + a race riot

some people think 5 championships can be undone by a bad wine investment or a wife having an affair. Those people might one day say that authenticity and struggle is worth 5 championships...THOSE PEOPLE!

Thread
03-26-2016, 02:58 PM
some people think 5 championships can be undone by a bad wine investment or a wife having an affair. Those people might one day say that authenticity and struggle is worth 5 championships...THOSE PEOPLE!

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

MultiTroll
03-26-2016, 03:07 PM
Boiled down:::
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/4/21/11/ginormous-monkey-butt-20161-1240326062-6.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjXxvO5k9_LAhUL9WMKHQM3CLMQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fgiant-monkey-butt&psig=AFQjCNHKoZ5CJ6nHxJHOZrqOX3ZuquUecA&ust=1459109177723350)

pgardn
03-28-2016, 10:25 PM
Kobe only shot 11 times tonight. So the volume of shots is going down.

And he made 1 shot. Only -44 while on the floor. Not a bad nights work.

Thread
03-28-2016, 10:29 PM
Kobe only shot 11 times tonight. So the volume of shots is going down.

And he made 1 shot. Only -44 while on the floor. Not a bad nights work.

They were selling your shit.

pgardn
03-28-2016, 10:58 PM
They were selling your shit.

My shit can't be priced to sell.

K...
03-28-2016, 11:12 PM
They were selling your shit.

but kobe was selling bricks at wholesale closeout prices. The Chinese are complaining, they can't compete with this low low prices.

Thread
03-29-2016, 04:37 AM
but kobe was selling bricks at wholesale closeout prices. The Chinese are complaining, they can't compete with this low low prices.

They were selling your shit.

pgardn
03-29-2016, 06:51 AM
Kobe only shot 11 times tonight. So the volume of shots is going down.

And he made 1 shot. Only -44 while on the floor. Not a bad nights work.

Im selling.

pgardn
03-29-2016, 06:56 AM
I know +/- is a relatively new stat.


I was interested to know what other all time great experienced a -44.

?-44?

pgardn
03-30-2016, 11:09 PM
Kobe 1-7 so far. -13

But good news.
The game is tied.

pgardn
03-31-2016, 09:07 PM
0.355 0.281

Good night sweet prince:violin:violin

Splits
04-01-2016, 11:36 AM
Still the worst shooting season in NBA history:

https://i.imgur.com/3z3iTsT.png (http://bkref.com/tiny/0e83I)

Mori Chu
04-05-2016, 11:15 PM
You think I forgot about the OG TOSB? Aw hell naw.
Kobe's current FG%: .356
Kobe's current 3PT%: .284

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Splits
04-05-2016, 11:50 PM
But did you factor in his huge 2/12 and 0/2 night against the Clips tonight?

DMC
04-06-2016, 12:12 AM
Or Randle's contributions?

Mori Chu
04-06-2016, 09:52 AM
After last night's CLASSIC:
Kobe's current FG%: .354
Kobe's current 3PT%: .282

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MarCowMar
04-06-2016, 10:08 AM
I was hoping to see it dip under 30% but still a fun stat to watch.

Brazil
04-07-2016, 11:15 AM
what a farewell tour :lmao

Mori Chu
04-10-2016, 10:35 AM
Here's the latest s**t sandwich.
Kobe's current FG%: .352
Kobe's current 3PT%: .282

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CHARGE!

K...
04-10-2016, 01:46 PM
what do we track next year? Number of kobe publicity stunts? Ex players feeling free to backstab him?

bluebellmaniac
04-11-2016, 11:25 PM
Bump. One game away from final stats.

Mal
04-12-2016, 03:31 AM
what do we track next year? Number of kobe publicity stunts? Ex players feeling free to backstab him?

Lakers will still be a joke, just get most hyped player on lakerground and laugh at him

bluebellmaniac
04-12-2016, 10:53 PM
Kirb's farewell tour was actually 4 or 5 years ago. He's been done that long.

K...
04-14-2016, 09:42 AM
Goodnight everyone. Let's cap this thread and move on.

bluebellmaniac
04-15-2016, 04:39 AM
We need official final stats....

Mori Chu
04-15-2016, 11:34 AM
Final stats as we send this guy off to the glue factory:
Kobe's 2015-16 FG%: .358
Kobe's 2015-16 3PT%: .285

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Good riddance to bad rubbish.

140
04-15-2016, 12:07 PM
Thank you for doing the Lord's work.

Mori

Mori Chu
04-17-2016, 12:33 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nba/players/full/110.png&w=350&h=254 = http://adventcalendarfordepressedpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Glue.jpg

K...
07-14-2016, 05:54 PM
what's this shit about 26/6/6? This is what Kobe gave you for $48milll.........this....gross......gross

Thread
07-14-2016, 07:03 PM
what's this shit about 26/6/6? This is what Kobe gave you for $48milll.........this....gross......gross

26/6/6 was his stat line before he signed the extension. He got paid for 26/6/6.

ambchang
07-14-2016, 09:13 PM
26/6/6 was his stat line before he signed the extension. He got paid for 26/6/6.

And Duncan now got paid for what he did. Why do you have a problem with that you self contradicting chickenshit?

Mori Chu
07-16-2016, 10:56 AM
Thready does NOT like that this gem of a thread got bumped yet again.

Splits
10-29-2017, 12:04 AM
FG%: 0.311
3P%: 0.281








































https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/ball2.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1

midnightpulp
10-29-2017, 01:33 AM
FG%: 0.311
3P%: 0.281








































https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/ball2.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1

Yearly 100 on the Lakers season?

What's your over/under on wins?

Splits
10-29-2017, 02:19 AM
Yearly 100 on the Lakers season?

What's your over/under on wins?

If Longo can't win with this team.... 36

midnightpulp
10-29-2017, 02:27 AM
If Longo can't win with this team.... 36

I'll take the over at 35.5 (so there's no ties). Cool?

Splits
10-29-2017, 02:28 AM
I'll take the over at 35.5 (so there's no ties). Cool?

deal