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Shelly
09-19-2005, 12:56 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html

So You Wanna Be A "Hooters" Girl?
A peek at the beloved boobs-and-beer emporium's employee handbook

SEPTEMBER 15--"Only approved Orange Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and should NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW." That's just one of the important "image and grooming standards" addressed in the beer and boob emporium's entertaining employee handbook, key excerpts of which you'll find below. The "essence" of the chain, the handbook notes, is "entertainment through female sex appeal, of which the LOOK is a key part." While there are too many amusing parts in the handbook to point out, here's hoping that none of the buxom waitresses run afoul of the chain's Pantyhose Police. The 52-page handbook, a copy of which we found attached as an exhibit to a recent federal lawsuit, also requires Hooters Girls to sign a statement recognizing that they might be on the receiving end of some randy patron comments: "I hereby acknowledge...the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace." But imagine how much worse it would be if they flashed a little cheek. On a somewhat related note, we've previously published similar work standards for Victoria's Secret, a leading New York City strip club, and a phone sex outfit. (8 pages)

TheTruth
09-19-2005, 01:12 PM
what is hOOters?
sounds like a cool place.

Cant_Be_Faded
09-19-2005, 01:36 PM
chapter 1: Presenting your breasts
chapter 2: i'm sorry that's as far as we've got.

Vashner
09-19-2005, 01:49 PM
Hey baby is that ranch dip on your face or did you just get done with your hooters interview?

Trainwreck2100
09-19-2005, 01:51 PM
Have big tatas

mouse
09-19-2005, 01:52 PM
http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-Hooter-Girl.jpg

ChumpDumper
09-19-2005, 01:54 PM
I see a buttock!

Vashner
09-19-2005, 01:57 PM
I like the hooters girls at the one near Medical Center.

mouse
09-19-2005, 02:07 PM
Sorry about the picture I will try to make it bigger so you can see it poperly.
never make a Hooter topic w/o pictures:smokin

Slomo
09-19-2005, 03:55 PM
Sorry about the picture I will try to make it bigger so you can see it poperly.
never make a Hooter topic w/o pictures:smokin
:tu

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-19-2005, 03:57 PM
http://www.spphotos.org.uk/lowres/owls.jpg

batman2883
09-19-2005, 03:59 PM
http://www.spphotos.org.uk/lowres/owls.jpg


those are some nice ass hooters

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-19-2005, 04:00 PM
those are some nice ass hooters

Hooters, hooters
Yum, yum, yum
Hooters, hooters
On a girl that's dumb

duncan_21
09-19-2005, 04:11 PM
You got a nice pair of melons.

http://www.photoseek.com/03MN-G0086-Watermelons.jpg

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-19-2005, 04:12 PM
"Peter, I'm holding melons."

angel_luv
09-19-2005, 04:52 PM
Pantyhose are of the devil. With shorts they are evil and ridiculous.

SpursWoman
09-19-2005, 05:05 PM
Pantyhose are of the devil. With shorts they are evil and ridiculous.


Only because you don't have naturally glow-in-the-dark, see-through, pasty white skin.

:lol



Oh, and it reduces the appearance of cellulite which would be clearly visible in those shorts. Because even skinny girls can have cellulite (think: Eva). :lol

ObiwanGinobili
09-19-2005, 05:24 PM
i just don;t see why they all have to wear the "suntan" pantyhose shade.
thats like the ugliest shade out there.....
why can't they all just wear the shade that best matches thier skin tone?

Chris
09-19-2005, 05:42 PM
This thread is HILARIOUS! :lol

snyderman
09-19-2005, 10:38 PM
a friend of mine went to hooters a few years ago and the waitress was pregnant. :throwupsp

Boo
09-19-2005, 11:01 PM
http://www.danieldrezner.com/archives/hooters.jpg

thispego
09-20-2005, 12:03 AM
nice hooters

i beg your pardon??

the owls... they're beautiful

mouse
09-20-2005, 01:25 AM
care to take a swim?.............


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/AmandaHoot.jpg

KEDA
09-20-2005, 09:06 AM
I only go to hOOters for the food!

I also only read Playboy for the in-depth articles!



:lmao

NZHayden
09-20-2005, 04:54 PM
hooters is awesome we'll have one next year vant wait

ShoogarBear
09-20-2005, 05:20 PM
This long without a "Looters" post from mouse?

Looter
09-22-2005, 05:33 PM
http://www.realpantyhoseteens.com/previews/SonniCandyHoot017.jpg

Shelly
09-22-2005, 05:48 PM
hOOter...lOOter? I see a connection

Steve Perry
09-25-2005, 02:51 AM
http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/Mouse-Hoot.jpg

NZHayden
09-25-2005, 06:20 AM
who plays in the spa in their work uniform?

xrayzebra
09-25-2005, 09:40 AM
care to take a swim?.............


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/AmandaHoot.jpg

Well the Buttocks isn't showing, but...............oh, never mind. Everyone can see for themselves, is she violating the rules?

mouse
09-25-2005, 10:44 AM
I have more should I post them?

Slomo
09-25-2005, 12:20 PM
Do you really have to ask?

mouse
09-25-2005, 12:24 PM
:lmao

I am out of web space should I start deleting my Randy moss pictures?

hard choice to make.




http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-Hooter-Girl.jpg