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    needs a margarita
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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1hooters1.html

    So You Wanna Be A "Hooters" Girl?
    A peek at the beloved boobs-and-beer emporium's employee handbook

    SEPTEMBER 15--"Only approved Orange Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and should NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW." That's just one of the important "image and grooming standards" addressed in the beer and boob emporium's entertaining employee handbook, key excerpts of which you'll find below. The "essence" of the chain, the handbook notes, is "entertainment through female sex appeal, of which the LOOK is a key part." While there are too many amusing parts in the handbook to point out, here's hoping that none of the buxom waitresses run afoul of the chain's Pantyhose Police. The 52-page handbook, a copy of which we found attached as an exhibit to a recent federal lawsuit, also requires Hooters Girls to sign a statement recognizing that they might be on the receiving end of some randy patron comments: "I hereby acknowledge...the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace." But imagine how much worse it would be if they flashed a little cheek. On a somewhat related note, we've previously published similar work standards for Victoria's Secret, a leading New York City strip club, and a phone sex outfit. (8 pages)

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    what is hOOters?
    sounds like a cool place.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    chapter 1: Presenting your breasts
    chapter 2: i'm sorry that's as far as we've got.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Hey baby is that ranch dip on your face or did you just get done with your hooters interview?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Have big tatas

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Last edited by mouse; 09-19-2005 at 02:03 PM.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    I see a buttock!

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    I like the hooters girls at the one near Medical Center.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Sorry about the picture I will try to make it bigger so you can see it poperly.
    never make a Hooter topic w/o pictures

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    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    Sorry about the picture I will try to make it bigger so you can see it poperly.
    never make a Hooter topic w/o pictures

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    those are some nice ass hooters

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    those are some nice ass hooters
    Hooters, hooters
    Yum, yum, yum
    Hooters, hooters
    On a girl that's dumb

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    Believe. duncan_21's Avatar
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    You got a nice pair of melons.


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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    "Peter, I'm holding melons."

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Pantyhose are of the devil. With shorts they are evil and ridiculous.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Pantyhose are of the devil. With shorts they are evil and ridiculous.

    Only because you don't have naturally glow-in-the-dark, see-through, pasty white skin.





    Oh, and it reduces the appearance of cellulite which would be clearly visible in those shorts. Because even skinny girls can have cellulite (think: Eva).

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    i just don;t see why they all have to wear the "suntan" pantyhose shade.
    thats like the ugliest shade out there.....
    why can't they all just wear the shade that best matches thier skin tone?

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    non-essential Chris's Avatar
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    This thread is HILARIOUS!

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    additional generic cop-comment snyderman's Avatar
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    a friend of mine went to hooters a few years ago and the waitress was pregnant. :throwupsp

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    Screw Yo Couch Boo's Avatar
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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    nice hooters

    i beg your pardon??

    the owls... they're beautiful

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    care to take a swim?.............



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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    I only go to hOOters for the food!

    I also only read Playboy for the in-depth articles!




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    The Kiwi Connection NZHayden's Avatar
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    hooters is awesome we'll have one next year vant wait

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