I SMELL A SKUNKER. Tim Duncan skunked in Texas.

[DMC]

1,360 games & his Pop froze him out.

ha, ha.
You've nary room. Your Kobe was frozen out multiple times.

[Thread]

You've nary room. Your Kobe was frozen out multiple times.

Then you should have lodged a skunker. Your failure is not my look out.

Pop knew the situation and let Duncan twist on the petard.

[Thread]

C'mon, bene, come get some!!!

[DMC]

Then you should have lodged a skunker. Your failure is not my look out.

Pop knew the situation and let Duncan twist on the petard.
Then you should have lodged a rape. Your failure is not my look out.

[Thread]

Then you should have lodged a rape. Your failure is not my look out.

Pop sold Duncan out. Just because Media kept quiet don't mean I have to. 1,360 games in and Pop can't cover him? Who does such a thing? Who does that?

He has a mean streak. White guys are like that, especially pollacks,,,dp types=pollacks, hunkies, hugos, you know, flat heads.

[Thread]

I-smell-skunk!!!

[AlexJones]

Good evening, Arizona!!!
Rodgers deep down to the field COBB TOUCHDOWN GREEN BAY.. THE CARDINALS LOSE THE GAME!

[Thread]

Rodgers deep down to the field COBB TOUCHDOWN GREEN BAY.. THE CARDINALS LOSE THE GAME!

Amen.

[DMC]

Pop sold Duncan out. Just because Media kept quiet don't mean I have to. 1,360 games in and Pop can't cover him? Who does such a thing? Who does that?

He has a mean streak. White guys are like that, especially pollacks,,,dp types=pollacks, hunkies, hugos, you know, flat heads.

You've nary room, your Kobe was frozen out multiple times. Pretty sure he didn't play 48 minutes on those nights.

[Thread]

You've nary room, your Kobe was frozen out multiple times. Pretty sure he didn't play 48 minutes on those nights.

Then you should have lodged those skunkers, D. Your neglect is not my responsibility.

1,360 games and that pollack couldn't help a niqqer out?

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Darth_Pelican]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

A regular season game? Come on Cub, you're better than this.

[Thread]

A regular season game? Come on Cub, you're better than this.

His entire career, 1,360 games and his Pop couldn't find a way to provide a scratch moment?

Oh, yeah, I'm comin'. & I'm comin' hard.

[Gagnrath]

His entire career, 1,360 games and his Pop couldn't find a way to provide a scratch moment?

Oh, yeah, I'm comin'. & I'm comin' hard.
I am glad you get off on a minor statistical note concerning another man.

Did you ever consider it just wasn't very important to either of them at this point?

In a blow-out with a few minutes left and Tim sitting on the bench you don't thi8nk someone for the spurs went "hey Tim you want to go in and score a bucket or two on scrubs? You know to keep your streak going" At which point he went " nah my legs are stiff I don't really want to work to get loose again and the rookies can use the playing time?"

[Thread]

I am glad you get off on a minor statistical note concerning another man.

Did you ever consider it just wasn't very important to either of them at this point?

In a blow-out with a few minutes left and Tim sitting on the bench you don't thi8nk someone for the spurs went "hey Tim you want to go in and score a bucket or two on scrubs? You know to keep your streak going" At which point he went " nah my legs are stiff I don't really want to work to get loose again and the rookies can use the playing time?"

How in the fuck would I know? You're never made to air your laundry, dirty, or, clean. Nobody makes you. You're left to yourselves no matter if it's your 1st 5th, or, this Skunker.

[Gagnrath]

Weird I thought pop answered for pulling Duncan out of the Finals Game 6 against the Heat numerous interviews.

Spurs players have answered in public about gay/bi rumors concerning Duncan. In that Tim's fairly private but they sure don't think so.


Spurs team and players have had to answer questions about the Parker/Barry affair. No the Spurs do have to answer for their miscues, they just don't wallow in it and create more like the Lakers. They also try not to get players of questionable character.

[UZER]

His entire career, 1,360 games and his Pop couldn't find a way to provide a scratch moment?

Oh, yeah, I'm comin'. & I'm comin' hard.

Words you haven't uttered in real life in a long time.

[Thread]

Words you haven't uttered in real life in a long time.

Ain't that the fuckin' truth. I knew I came yesterday at 1/2 time of the 2nd game, but, I couldn't find evidence afterward so I just put Girl's $30 hand lotion back and sat back down for the 2nd half. No muss, no fuss, no clean up.

[Thread]

Weird I thought pop answered for pulling Duncan out of the Finals Game 6 against the Heat numerous interviews.

Spurs players have answered in public about gay/bi rumors concerning Duncan. In that Tim's fairly private but they sure don't think so.


Spurs team and players have had to answer questions about the Parker/Barry affair. No the Spurs do have to answer for their miscues, they just don't wallow in it and create more like the Lakers. They also try not to get players of questionable character.

They're not made to wallow. There is a slight aside in the local paper and that is it.

It's my job, my pleasure to make you wallow. Nobody else will do it, so I'll do it. But, you're gonna wallow when the time is correct. And in this instance I'm on solid ground. He had the entire career covered. He's within a year or two of retirement.

I want to hear the convo on the bench for this scoring streak.

[DMC]

Danny Green and Matt Bonner double skunkaroonie! Peeeeeyeeeew!

[Thread]

Good morning, Russellville!!!

[Thread]

CHARGE!!!

[Splits]

Question 1:

To all of those mathematically literate, which is greater:

1

or

17

??

CHARGE

[Splits]

Question 2:

Who is the superior poster...

Me lodging 17 skunkers

or...

Bale lodging 1 skunker

???

Discuss

[Thread]

To all of those mathematically literate, which is greater:

1

or

17

??

CHARGE

No Skunker was lodged.

You had your chance.

[Thread]

Question 2:

Who is the superior poster...

Me lodging 17 skunkers

or...

Bale lodging 1 skunker

???

Discuss

You didn't lodge a skunker for those 17.

Your regrets are your own.

[Splits]

No Skunker was lodged.

You had your chance.

Oh it was lodged. You just so happened to be in the padded room due to me exiling you.

You couldn't handle my heat.

You went to your padded room.

You re-emerged and thought you had a funny.

But I beat you to the punch.

Me.

[Splits]

You didn't lodge a skunker for those 17.

Your regrets are your own.

Oh, but I did... the 22nd of November... Aught'15



:wow

Kirby scoreless in 17 games?

:wow

[K...]

The issue is one of scale. Duncan did indeed, go skunk in a game. If you set your skunk o meter for individual games only you might miss the big season long skunks. Like Kobe 2015, 2014, 2013. Huge, huge epic skunks. They said no all time great could stink that much, but were they right? Maybe Kobe isn't an all time great. Maybe his skunks don't matter because he's not a consequential player. Crazy right?

[Thread]

Oh it was lodged. You just so happened to be in the padded room due to me exiling you.

You couldn't handle my heat.

You went to your padded room.

You re-emerged and thought you had a funny.

But I beat you to the punch.

Me.

No. You never lodged the Skunker.

I did for Duncan.

Now I got you fellows scannin' those box scores, searchin' high & low for Skunkers.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Thread]

Good nite, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Splits]

Westbrook skunked!

Just goes to show what an amazing run Tim Duncan had. How could he possibly have played soooooooooooooooooo many games without a skunker? Just incredible. Legacy confirmed.

:wow 1360 :wow

[Splits]

:lmao "and 1!"

687458272610140160

[Thread]

Westbrook skunked!

Just goes to show what an amazing run Tim Duncan had. How could he possibly have played soooooooooooooooooo many games without a skunker? Just incredible. Legacy confirmed.

:wow 1360 :wow

& then his Pop freezes him out.

[Splits]

& then his Pop freezes him out.

Are you going to answer for 17 or just ignore it?

[DMC]

You do realize (of course you don't) that no one even thought about that stat until he zeroed. CIA Pop waiting until Tim breaks Jabbar's record then sneaking the scoreless game in to get his record noticed and the lot of you, especially you Bail, you all were trolled into advertising it for free across the interwebs.

[Splits]

& then his Pop freezes him out.

POP

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130413023120-kobe-bryant-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

[DMC]

POP

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130413023120-kobe-bryant-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg
And you realize that Kobe was done by then, right? The team had absolutely zero hope of competing before he injured himself (or hisself if you're black). So Mike D was running the fucking dogshit out of him just because.

[Thread]

Are you going to answer for 17 or just ignore it?

You didn't cite "skunker."

You fucked up and you want me to bail you out.

No.

[Splits]

And you realize that Kobe was done by then, right? The team had absolutely zero hope of competing before he injured himself (or hisself if you're black). So Mike D was running the fucking dogshit out of him just because.

Well of course.

The injury, in and of itself, was not funny.

But the fact that _'Antoni was running this faggot 48min a night and his Achilles SNAPPED was what made this a hilarious situation.

SNAPPED

[Thread]

You do realize (of course you don't) that no one even thought about that stat until he zeroed. CIA Pop waiting until Tim breaks Jabbar's record then sneaking the scoreless game in to get his record noticed and the lot of you, especially you Bail, you all were trolled into advertising it for free across the interwebs.

I'll just bet they didn't.

Pop has a mean streak. Always has. He just happened to fall on Duncan this time at Game 1361.

[Thread]

D & Splits,,,look at 'em. Together again.

ha.

[Silver&Black]

Bail pulled a skunker from late October to early January...

[Splits]

I'll just bet they didn't.

Pop has a mean streak. Always has. He just happened to fall on Duncan this time at Game 1361.

SNAPPED

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/04/13/usp-nba_-golden-state-warriors-at-los-angeles-lake-4_3.jpg

[Thread]

SNAPPED

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/04/13/usp-nba_-golden-state-warriors-at-los-angeles-lake-4_3.jpg

1360

[DMC]

I'll just bet they didn't.

Pop has a mean streak. Always has. He just happened to fall on Duncan this time at Game 1361.

It just happened to be right after he set the all time record for consecutive games played while scoring at least a point. There's no 2nd record. The rest of you are shinin' shoes. Tim is atop the pile and there he'll stay, and Pop made sure you and your ilk knew it.



Tim Duncan
1,359


Karl Malone
1,356


Hakeem Olajuwon
1,089


Elvin Hayes
1,084


Michael Jordan
1,072<<






So what's the odds it just accidentally happened 3 games after Karl's record? lol... idiots.

[Thread]

It just happened to be right after he set the all time record for consecutive games played while scoring at least a point. There's no 2nd record. The rest of you are shinin' shoes. Tim is atop the pile and there he'll stay, and Pop made sure you and your ilk knew it.

Lettin' his son get Skunked.

woo hoo!!!

[DMC]

Tim Duncan
1,359


Karl Malone
1,356


Hakeem Olajuwon
1,089


Elvin Hayes
1,084


Michael Jordan
1,072<<

[Splits]

SNAPPED

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/04/13/usp-nba_-golden-state-warriors-at-los-angeles-lake-4_3.jpg


1360

SNAPPED

[Thread]

Tim Duncan
1,359


Karl Malone
1,356


Hakeem Olajuwon
1,089


Elvin Hayes
1,084


Michael Jordan
1,072<<




His Pop sold him out, D. White man keepin' Black man down, and a gay black man at that.

Shame on Pop.

[Thread]

SNAPPED

1360

[DMC]

His Pop sold him out, D. White man keepin' Black man down, and a gay black man at that.

Shame on Pop.

There's a reason the orgasm was created, Bail. It's so you know when to stop fucking because you've won. Tim won.

It's sad this is all you have at this point in your trolling career, that a 40 year old on the verge of retirement had a scoreless 14 minutes in a game after setting the all time record. Meanwhile that one you purport to support is playing the injury card until the bell tolls.

[Splits]

1360

Yep. An incredible achievement.

17 games, including 2 in the playoffs, being skunked is an atrocity.

An atrocity.

[Thread]

There's a reason the orgasm was created, Bail. It's so you know when to stop fucking because you've won. Tim won.

He still got skunked because his Pop porked him.

[Thread]

Yep. An incredible achievement.

17 games, including 2 in the playoffs, being skunked is an atrocity.

An atrocity.

1360

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Skunked? What kind of hillbilly talks like that?

I almost wish that the Suns weren't so bad so that Dale can go back to bandwagoning that team.

[DMC]

Just more Bail spinning the narrative in a way that allows him to pass a mirror without sobbing.

[Thread]

Skunked? What kind of hillbilly talks like that?

I almost wish that the Suns weren't so bad so that Dale can go back to bandwagoning that team.

That denotes gettin' shut out. It's a legit term on the NBA Forum. I invented it. I lodged it first.

Me

[Silver&Black]

http://i.imgur.com/tQxWD7d.png

Duncan: 50 states

Kobe: Skunker

[DMC]

That denotes gettin' shut out. It's a legit term on the NBA Forum. I invented it. I lodged it first.

Me
lol no it's not.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

That denotes gettin' shut out. It's a legit term on the NBA Forum. I invented it. I lodged it first.

Me

You didn't invent shit, hayseed.

[Splits]

http://i.imgur.com/tQxWD7d.png

Duncan: 50 states

Kobe: Skunker

:lmao

/@thread

[pookenstein]

http://i.imgur.com/tQxWD7d.png

Duncan: 50 states

Kobe: Skunker

:lmao

[pookenstein]

BTW , who has the longst active scoring-streak going right now?

[DMC]

BTW , who has the longst active scoring-streak going right now?
No one knows because it's an obscure fact that Pop made apparent intentionally 3 games after Tim broke Karl's muffin.

[Thread]

You didn't invent shit, hayseed.

I invented it.

Me

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[UZER]

19 years, 1359 consecutive games. Amazing.

Thanks for reminding everyday Dale.

[Thread]

19 years, 1359 consecutive games. Amazing.

Thanks for reminding everyday Dale.

No problem, ooze.

It'll never end.

[Thread]

Topsy!!!

[~O~]

http://i.imgur.com/tQxWD7d.png

Duncan: 50 states

Kobe: Skunker

Hmm....I thought the world was stupid. Well...35 % of it I guess. The United States to be specific. I bet if it was global, it would have been much different because the NBA's control of media marketing.

[Thread]

Topsy!!!

[Thread]

The Robinson, reporting for duty!!!

[Thread]

CHARGE!!!

[DPG21920]

The lol thread is the champ. This thread will never catch the lol thread so it's just a loser thread like the rest.

Lol thread: 1
This thread: 0

[ambchang]

The difference is that the lol thread was a constant assault to the victim.

This thread is a constant celebration of Duncan's all time record, which just became a constant assault to the op.

It's like thread's fantasy was being the gimp, and he's living out that dream in this thread.

[Thread]

I-smell-skunk!!!

[Thread]

Chop/chop!!!

[Thread]

Up!!!

[DPG21920]

Up!!!

Ya but you wanted Tim to lose tonight and you promised to show up & take the crap. You are bailing again

[Thread]

I'm hittin' the hay, boys. I'm beat down to a nub, right down to the socks.

You had a good victory, ain't no denying it.

Night all.

[DMC]

I'm hittin' the hay, boys. I'm beat down to a nub, right down to the socks.

You had a good victory, ain't no denying it.

Night all.

Bail

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Splits]

Did Jim Junkin really scratch 1360 straight games?

:wow

[Thread]

Did Jim Junkin really scratch 1360 straight games?

:wow

1,360

[Splits]

1,360

That's an incredible number.

Thanks for highlighting

[Thread]

That's an incredible number.

Thanks for highlighting

Pop sold him out.

[pgardn]

That bank shot at the end.

God.

[Thread]

That bank shot at the end.

God.

Yep. That's when I turned the channel.

[AaronY]

excellent debate.

[Thread]

Good afternoon, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Reck]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

Morning, Cub.

But I'm going to sleep now. I haven't slept all night.

[Thread]

two-piece

[Thread]

No way, El.

I'm on top.

[Thread]

C'mon, come get some.

[Thread]

Write the fuckin' letters you fuckin' humps.

[Thread]

CHARGE!!!

[Thread]

Topside!!!

[Thread]

Upsy!!!

[Thread]

Good evening, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

Fuck me, Arizona!!!

[james evans]

Do you really want me to look up how many scoreless games Kobe has had in his career?

I'd be willing to bet it's more than 1. :lol
remember when george Hill was locking kobe down so bad that he quit at the half claiming his back was huring? He wanted no parts of that blowout that was happening

[Thread]

^Then his Pops quit on Duncan, game 1,360.

What a dad.

[Thread]

Topside!!!

[Thread]

Climb!!!

[Thread]

Good evening, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Silver&Black]

Only 102 pages to go Cubs....

[Thread]

Let us proceed...

[Reck]

Let us proceed...

Denied, asshole.

[Thread]

Up!!!

[midnightpulp]

Nearly skunked tonight :lol

And the Spurs still won by 30.

We're looking sterling, Cub!

[Thread]

Nearly skunked tonight :lol

And the Spurs still won by 30.

We're looking sterling, Cub!

...the cream of the crop. Just have to keep my fingers crossed that a catastrophe will strike, or, you'll be stopped in the end. Nothing else I can do.

I got the Cardinals on the front burner, and you fuckers on the back burner. I have everybody else accounted for. If I can get into February with only you on the stove I'll have a few months of relative peace before it gets imperative.

[HemisfairArena]

This is why posters respect ya, T,,,you hang around,,,Aids and Luva run for cover,,,,

[Thread]

This is why posters respect ya, T,,,you hang around,,,Aids and Luva run for cover,,,,

Eh. I've run at loss. We've all run. Every single one of us.

[Robz4000]

Eh. I've run at loss. We've all run. Every single one of us.

You should stop defending their chickenshit-try Culb, they're beneath you.

[DeRozan m8]

Let us proceed...

Keep having a cry, big fella.

We love that this is the case, makes the transition into Tims retirement much better on the team tbh

None of this Laker lottery junk

[Splits]

Just no pride in that team that Kobe built. Eatin' a 17-piece, at home, where he rapes.

Oh wait, that was Eagle.

[Thread]

You should stop defending their chickenshit-try Culb, they're beneath you.

As your people dig deep for Luva's personal shit.

Same fucks that dug deep for my personal shit.

Let us proceed...

[Thread]

Keep having a cry, big fella.

We love that this is the case, makes the transition into Tims retirement much better on the team tbh

None of this Laker lottery junk

He'll take '13 with him, on into that retirement, on into the grave.

Lettin' Battier do him that-a-way.

ha, ha.

[Thread]

Just no pride in that team that Kobe built. Eatin' a 17-piece, at home, where he rapes.

Oh wait, that was Eagle.

You've nary room, Shits. Your Neal raped. Then you hired him.

[DeRozan m8]

He'll take '13 with him, on into that retirement, on into the grave.

Lettin' Battier do him that-a-way.

ha, ha.

No he won't, there's a thing called redemption.

Plus 5/6 will outweigh it too tbh

[Thread]

No he won't, there's a thing called redemption.

Plus 5/6 will outweigh it too tbh

Hey, squirt, you cannot redeem what is lost forever.

To suggest otherwise is typical.

[DeRozan m8]

Hey, squirt, you cannot redeem what is lost forever.

To suggest otherwise is typical.

Rent.free.nigga.

[Thread]

Good evening, Arizona!!!

[midnightpulp]

Good evening, Arizona!!!

They're having a pretty good morning, Cub. Them AZ Cardinals.

Could you stomach the talk radio over the weekend?

[Thread]

They're having a pretty good morning, Cub. Them AZ Cardinals.

Could you stomach the talk radio over the weekend?

It's not on the weekends, but, they were up bright & early this morning 6AM. Motherfuckers.

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

Look at me, I'm nude!!!

[Thread]

Good afternoon, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

Smokey!!!

[Thread]

1,360

[140]

Topsy!!!

[Thread]

I got ya, Cubs :toast

:toast

[midnightpulp]

:toast

You're welcome for that Suns beatdown.

Now it's time to pay the favor to your Lakers tonight.

[Thread]

You're welcome for that Suns beatdown.

Now it's time to pay the favor to your Lakers tonight.

We could rise up. One more time. Like The Duke at the end...

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_j9E1acR29YI/TX-YQwWzOXI/AAAAAAAAATg/B7H-30tfAo8/The_Shootist_Sep10_1976.jpg

[K...]

What's it called when we beat op's least favorite team and favorite team on a back to back by historical margins?


C'mon something clever, barrel roll & stomp? The ol double slap? Tax and spend? Rape and pillage? I ain't good at this at all but it's called something.

[Thread]

What's it called when we beat op's least favorite team and favorite team on a back to back by historical margins?


C'mon something clever, barrel roll & stomp? The ol double slap? Tax and spend? Rape and pillage? I ain't good at this at all but it's called something.

- "I'm back, we're workin' it out."

- "Ginger" - "Casino"

[Thread]

Up!!!

[ambchang]

BUMP, to celebrate the greatest run in NBA history, courtesy of Tim Theodore Duncan.

[ambchang]

1,359 games.

Longest scoring streak in the NBA history.

Just deserves these continuous bumps.

Amazing.

[Thread]

1,360

[BD24]

This thread is now about this years draft class.

Ben Simmons is obviously impressing and the most likely #1 pick. Who else do ya'll like out of this draft class though?

Laker Fan who do you want if you miss out on Simmons?

[Thread]

This thread is now about this years draft class.

Ben Simmons is obviously impressing and the most likely #1 pick. Who else do ya'll like out of this draft class though?

Laker Fan who do you want if you miss out on Simmons?

The hell it is, Moose.

This is about Duncan & his Pop......and how his Pop let him down, Game 1,360.

[Thread]

Dale, reporting for duty.

[BD24]

The hell it is, Moose.

This is about Duncan & his Pop......and how his Pop let him down, Game 1,360.
I agree Dale, Brandon Ingram and Kris Dunn look promising as well. I'm not quite sold on Dragan Bender though, what do you think?

[Thread]

I agree Dale, Brandon Ingram and Kris Dunn look promising as well. I'm not quite sold on Dragan Bender though, what do you think?

Don't be obtuse, don't do it.

[BD24]

Don't be obtuse, don't do it.
Well, what do you think of him Dale, as a Laker fan who do you guys take if you don't get Simmons? I think Ingram is a no brainer. He fills a hole at SF for you guys.

[Thread]

Well, what do you think of him Dale, as a Laker fan who do you guys take if you don't get Simmons? I think Ingram is a no brainer. He fills a hole at SF for you guys.

I don't do a lot of speculating on college prospects.

[BD24]

I don't do a lot of speculating on college prospects.
Well since your Lakers are going to be in the lottery for the foreseeable future it might be a good idea to educate yourself on the prospects Cub. Skal Labissere looks like a nice pick as well if you guys drop out of the top 5 somehow.

[Thread]

Well since your Lakers are going to be in the lottery for the foreseeable future it might be a good idea to educate yourself on the prospects Cub. Skal Labissere looks like a nice pick as well if you guys drop out of the top 5 somehow.

I'll just take it as it comes.

[BD24]

I'll make sure to keep you updated on the draft in here Cully, dont worry.

[ambchang]

8 hours? Bump to remind the world of Duncan's greatness.

[Thread]

1,360

[Reck]

1,360

Head to head matchup, Duncan wins.

Is in the stats.

[BD24]

Oh good we are talking about the college prospects again. We addressed the early picks yesterday, but let's look at the later licks. Who does Spurs fan think we should look at?

[urunobili]

The draft is already rigged for the Lakers to get Simmons TBH

[Thread]

The draft is already rigged for the Lakers to get Simmons TBH

Urine! You ain't been down here since Battier.

[DMC]

Urine! You ain't been down here since Battier.
Look at you, all back and shit after bailing again last night after you got your turd pushed in. Then you have the gall to wax philosophical regarding the pH of this place.

[Thread]

Look at you, all back and shit after bailing again last night after you got your turd pushed in. Then you have the gall to wax philosophical regarding the pH of this place.

You really required me to be here last nite?

[DMC]

You really required me to be here last nite?

:wakeup

[Thread]

Good evening, Arizona!!!

[ambchang]

Not 9 hours! The world has to know the greatness of Tim Duncan, who scored in an nba record 1,359 straight games.

1,359!

[Koolaid_Man]

Not 9 hours! The world has to know the greatness of Tim Duncan, who scored in an nba record 1,359 straight games.

1,359!

Please never use Duncan and Straight in the same sentence....ok thanks bro :lol

[ambchang]

Please never use Duncan and Straight in the same sentence....ok thanks bro :lol

Why not? Duncan set a ton of consecutive games type records.

Magic set the all time assists record and he was so gay doing it.

Kobe set the all time missed shot record, including the one in Colorado.

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Not 9 hours! The world has to know the greatness of Tim Duncan, who scored in an nba record 1,359 straight games.

1,359!

1,360

[ambchang]

1,360

Yup, unfortunately the streak ended then, but that was one hell of a streak, nba record in fact.

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1,360

[Splits]

What an amazing streak, 1359. Just incredible. I would argue greater than Ripken's games played streak.

Also :lol at Dale continuously bumping a backfire thread where I owned him

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1,360

[ambchang]

Thanks for the bumps Thread.

I didn't even KNOW of the streak until you brought it up. The media wouldn't go for it, but you kept it real this time.

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Thanks for the bumps Thread.

I didn't even KNOW of the streak until you brought it up. The media wouldn't go for it, but you kept it real this time.

Of course not. Like they didn't do the miss streak that a white man (Hondo) held for 40 years till a black man (Kobe) broke it.

[ambchang]

Of course not. Like they didn't do the miss streak that a white man (Hondo) held for 40 years till a black man (Kobe) broke it.

Yup, they are not about streaks and accolades but about championships and winning, which is what you were all about; you know, all that mumbo jumbo about winning the last game in the playoffs and stuff that you no longer talk about.

But it's you, and you alone who is now all about streaks, Duncan record setting streak for scoring in games streak to be specific. I don't see much value in this streak thing personally, but if a renowned Duncan hater can put your hatred aside and trumpet Duncan's record, I guess I will be petty not to join the parade.

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Yup, they are not about streaks and accolades but about championships and winning, which is what you were all about; you know, all that mumbo jumbo about winning the last game in the playoffs and stuff that you no longer talk about.

But it's you, and you alone who is now all about streaks, Duncan record setting streak for scoring in games streak to be specific. I don't see much value in this streak thing personally, but if a renowned Duncan hater can put your hatred aside and trumpet Duncan's record, I guess I will be petty not to join the parade.

...sweetheart, you've nary other choice.

[ambchang]

...sweetheart, you've nary other choice.

I can choose not to join. Why can't I?

But it's such a positive, legacy building thread for Duncan that I am really enjoying it.

Once again, thanks for bringing this amazing record to the forefront of SpursTalk, day in, day out.

[Splits]

:wow

Kirby scoreless in 17 games?

:wow

November, 2015. Calling the 17-time skunker a month in advance.

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November, 2015. Calling the 17-time skunker a month in advance.

You shoulda lodged The Skunker. You didn't. You made an aside in common terms.

That ain't shit.

By God, next time you'll know better as you scan the box scores...tee, hee.

[ambchang]

Oh noes ... not back to Kobe again. But since we are on the subject, what was Kobe's streak? Was it 1,359?

[ambchang]

^ Gee ... my bad, can't be. Because as Thread pointed out to us all, 1,359 is the record held by the one and only Tim Theodore Duncan.

Thanks Thread.

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^^^

You shoulda lodged The Skunker. You didn't. You made an aside in common terms.

That ain't shit.

By God, next time you'll know better as you scan the box scores...tee, hee.

[Splits]

You shoulda lodged The Skunker. You didn't. You made an aside in common terms.

That ain't shit.

By God, next time you'll know better as you scan the box scores...tee, hee.

Oh I lodged it. I lodged it hard. I rammed that skunker right up your boy's ass, no lube. You just weren't around to witness, since I had sent you to the reading room to repair your damaged ego.

I lodged 17.

And you're just riding my gravy train, thinking because you pressed "Start New Thread" you somehow have rights. Nuh uh. You can play your semantic shuffle, but I was first, a month before you.

Me.

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Oh I lodged it. I lodged it hard. I rammed that skunker right up your boy's ass, no lube. You just weren't around to witness, since I had sent you to the reading room to repair your damaged ego.

I lodged 17.

And you're just riding my gravy train, thinking because you pressed "Start New Thread" you somehow have rights. Nuh uh. You can play your semantic shuffle, but I was first, a month before you.

Me.

No, you didn't lodge The Skunker. You were remiss,,,then when I lodged mine legally you tried to horn in on my goodness. No. Absolutely not.

No.

Now, go back to combing the box scores with the fine tooth comb.

[Splits]

^^^


Oh I lodged it. I lodged it hard. I rammed that skunker right up your boy's ass, no lube. You just weren't around to witness, since I had sent you to the reading room to repair your damaged ego.

I lodged 17.

And you're just riding my gravy train, thinking because you pressed "Start New Thread" you somehow have rights. Nuh uh. You can play your semantic shuffle, but I was first, a month before you.

Me.

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^^^

No, you didn't lodge The Skunker. You were remiss,,,then when I lodged mine legally you tried to horn in on my goodness. No. Absolutely not.

No.

Now, go back to combing the box scores with the fine tooth comb.

[Splits]

Oh I lodged that fucker. Had your boy Capri reeling with :cry like I didn't know that :cry. It was a lodge for the ages. You just weren't here to witness. I believe I had sent you moping to the reading room, then lodged it in your absence. You missed it. Not my problem. It looked like this:

http://www.bearmountainlodge.net/images/slideshow/back_lodge.jpg

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Oh I lodged that fucker. Had your boy Capri reeling with :cry like I didn't know that :cry. It was a lodge for the ages. You just weren't here to witness. I believe I had sent you moping to the reading room, then lodged it in your absence. You missed it. Not my problem.

No. You made a careless notation. That's on you. That's your failure. You don't get a do-over, bub. One chance. I came along then and did it correctly according to the rules. Your regret is not my responsibility. Now you know better.

[K...]

Add another skunk for tonight. Won't even suit up.

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On top of Old Smokey...

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...all covered with cheese.

[Splits]

Oh I lodged that fucker. Had your boy Capri reeling with :cry like I didn't know that :cry. It was a lodge for the ages. You just weren't here to witness. I believe I had sent you moping to the reading room, then lodged it in your absence. You missed it. Not my problem. It looked like this:

http://www.bearmountainlodge.net/images/slideshow/back_lodge.jpg

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^^^

No. You made a careless notation. That's on you. That's your failure. You don't get a do-over, bub. One chance. I came along then and did it correctly according to the rules. Your regret is not my responsibility. Now you know better.

[Splits]

:wow

Kirby scoreless in 17 games?

:wow


November, 2015. Calling the 17-time skunker a month in advance.

[Splits]

Tim Duncan
1,359


Karl Malone
1,356


Hakeem Olajuwon
1,089


Elvin Hayes
1,084


Michael Jordan
1,072<<

[DMC]

Anyone who thinks Duncan unknowingly broke Karl's record and just happened to have a scoreless game after is naive. No one knew about the record until Duncan zeroed. The odds of that happening that close to, but after Karl's number are astronomical.

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Splits]

Tim Duncan
1,359


Karl Malone
1,356


Hakeem Olajuwon
1,089


Elvin Hayes
1,084


Michael Jordan
1,072<<

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^^^ Then Tim got Popped.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

Tim Duncan
1,359


Karl Malone
1,356


Hakeem Olajuwon
1,089


Elvin Hayes
1,084


Michael Jordan
1,072<<

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^^^

^^^ Then Tim got Popped.

tee, hee.

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

[ambchang]

Good afternoon longest scoring streak in NBA history!

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1,360

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Good afternoon, Arizona!!!

[Mitch]

Good afternoon, Arizona!!!

Lose-lose tomorrow, eh Cub? Knicks vs Suns

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Lose-lose tomorrow, eh Cub? Knicks vs Suns

I'll still take the Knicks without so much as a pause. I hate these fuckers here with a passion that never wanes.

[ambchang]

1,359. Longest streak in nba history - property of Tim Duncan.

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1,359. Longest streak in nba history - property of Tim Duncan.

Then Pop chopped him off just below the knees.

White man doin' the black man dirt.

[ambchang]

Then Pop chopped him off just below the knees.

White man doin' the black man dirt.

As DMC stated, he did it to highlight it. Nobody knew until then. I certainly didn't know until you told me.

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As DMC stated, he did it to highlight it. Nobody knew until then. I certainly didn't know until you told me.

He coulda found another way without chopping him off at the knees.

[Silver&Black]

Splits was first.

Splits.

[ambchang]

He coulda found another way without chopping him off at the knees.

What chopping at the knees? Letting the world know of his nba record is chopping off at the knees?

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What chopping at the knees? Letting the world know of his nba record is chopping off at the knees?

Unless he conspired with him to not scratch, then yes.

[ambchang]

Unless he conspired with him to not scratch, then yes.

Don't agree at all.

That said, I owe you a thank you for bringing this nba record scoring streak to light, day in day out.

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Don't agree at all.

That said, I owe you a thank you for bringing this nba record scoring streak to light, day in day out.

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

:wow

Kirby scoreless in 17 games?

:wow

November, 2015

[ambchang]

Nba record right to the top.

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^It'll never end.

[ambchang]

I don't know. There could be another player of the generation player for the next generation and break that record. But it's hard.

[DMC]

He coulda found another way without chopping him off at the knees.
CIA Pop


I suppose he could have run his Achilles into the ground.

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Good evening, Arizona!!!

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Good night, Arizona!!!

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

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UP!!!

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

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Topside!!!

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Good evening, Arizona!!!

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Coming up on the 3 week anniversary.

Congratulations, Dale.

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Good evening, Arizona!!!

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

[ambchang]

Spurs going 1-2 without Duncan.

That's the impact the holder of the longest scoring streak in nba history has.

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^Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

[ambchang]

^Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

Not sure if you know what you are talking about.

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Not sure if you know what you are talking about.

You're implying that you went 1-2 because stinkpot is out with lumbago.

That's pussy. That's assholish.

[DMC]

One of the more subtle but nonetheless highly effective responsibility-avoidance and manipulation tactics is “leveling.” Leveling refers to the disturbed character’s attempt to put himself on equal standing with others of different character. It generally takes two forms: setting oneself up as a person of equal stature to a person in authority; and trying to equate one’s own character, personal value, integrity, etc. with someone else’s, especially one of more mature or superior character.

e.g. "you've nary room.. your Neal raped as well" when confronted about being a fan of a rapist

e.g. 2 "Only pussies and assholes lodge officiating" when referring to any mention of the word "official" in any context

e.g. 3 "The Skunker" as if holding the good record is exactly the same or worse as being skunked 17 times.

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Good evening, Arizona!!!

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

[ambchang]

You're implying that you went 1-2 because stinkpot is out with lumbago.

That's pussy. That's assholish.

I didn't imply anything, the Spurs did go 1-2 with Duncan out of the lineup. What I did say is how important Duncan is to the Spurs.

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I didn't imply anything, the Spurs did go 1-2 with Duncan out of the lineup. What I did say is how important Duncan is to the Spurs.

You played the injury card. That's pussy. That's chickenshit.

[ambchang]

You played the injury card. That's pussy. That's chickenshit.

Played it to excuse what?

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Played it to excuse what?

I'm not doin' 20 questions with your ass this morning, amb, so I'll answer the one and that is it:::1-2 without Duncan.

[ambchang]

I'm not doin' 20 questions with your ass this morning, amb, so I'll answer the one and that is it:::1-2 without Duncan.

You are all fine and dandy until challenged. Then you tuck your tail between the legs and start diverting.

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You are all fine and dandy until challenged.

Because you'll run a niqqer nuts with the queries. I ain't doin' it.

[ambchang]

Because you'll run a niqqer nuts with the queries. I ain't doin' it.

No, I want proof and clarifications. You provided none of that and just go randomly shoot in every which direction.

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No, I want proof and clarifications. You provided none of that and just go randomly shoot in every which direction.

No, you want to seduce me into a q&a session.

I ain't doin' it.

[ambchang]

No, you want to seduce me into a q&a session.

I ain't doin' it.

Not doing that, you are backtracking per par.

[Splits]

One of the more subtle but nonetheless highly effective responsibility-avoidance and manipulation tactics is “leveling.” Leveling refers to the disturbed character’s attempt to put himself on equal standing with others of different character. It generally takes two forms: setting oneself up as a person of equal stature to a person in authority; and trying to equate one’s own character, personal value, integrity, etc. with someone else’s, especially one of more mature or superior character.

e.g. "you've nary room.. your Neal raped as well" when confronted about being a fan of a rapist

e.g. 2 "Only pussies and assholes lodge officiating" when referring to any mention of the word "official" in any context

e.g. 3 "The Skunker" as if holding the good record is exactly the same or worse as being skunked 17 times.

Dale avoiding DMC's ether like the plague!

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Dale avoiding DMC's ether like the plague!

He's in the Cornfield.