I SMELL A SKUNKER. Tim Duncan skunked in Texas.

[Splits]

He's in the Cornfield.

Only cocks and labia don't respond when ethered.

[Thread]

Only cocks and labia don't respond when ethered.

He committed "suicide." He didn't like me constantly reminding him lodging me as the omnipotent LF.

[Splits]

He committed "suicide." He didn't like me constantly reminding him lodging me as the omnipotent LF.

He never said that.

[Thread]

He never said that.

Yes, he did. He just couldn't live with it.

[DMC]

Yes, he did. He just couldn't live with it.

I didn't challenge you on it because you have that defensive wall built where your accusations go through one way valves and get shunted to "doesn't apply to me" on the rebound. You claim you don't cite, yet you insist someone cite something they accuse you of saying. It's tiring and not even remotely entertaining to pursue your Chumpdumper like trolling.

You're the forum leveler, doing everything you know, casting every spell and every elixir in an attempt to level the shitty Lakers with the bastion Spurs. Just anything to defend the fact that you've rallied around the worst player in the game today, and worst in more ways than just basketball ability.

-Cornfield

[Thread]

I didn't challenge you on it because you have that defensive wall built where your accusations go through one way valves and get shunted to "doesn't apply to me" on the rebound. You claim you don't cite, yet you insist someone cite something they accuse you of saying. It's tiring and not even remotely entertaining to pursue your Chumpdumper like trolling.

You're the forum leveler, doing everything you know, casting every spell and every elixir in an attempt to level the shitty Lakers with the bastion Spurs. Just anything to defend the fact that you've rallied around the worst player in the game today, and worst in more ways than just basketball ability.

-Cornfield

You couldn't live with yourself for canonizing me so you called my wife out.

Ya weak fuck.

[DMC]

You couldn't live with yourself for canonizing me so you called my wife out.

Ya weak fuck.
I"m thinking "what the fuck is he talking about" then I recalled this:


Whoa whattt? dont agree here. Now I will say my wife is insatiable and even your boy with a healthy hunger cant always match her drive as I near 40. But I wouldnt trade her for a girl that doesnt. My married homies always claiming that they have to beg for oral or they not getting as much as they want ...I aint ever been denied nada in almost 15 years...with all the stress of work and life having a girl that does not like sex? That will only lead a weaker man to extra marital activities ...give me the lady in the streets but a freak in the bed type. Not a hoe but a woman that trusts you to let her inhibitions out but wont cross the line ... Dont see how marriage would work FOR Me, otherwise ...

This is what I was referring to. You never mentioned your wife. It was just posted with the wrong post quoted.

[Thread]

I"m thinking "what the fuck is he talking about" then I recalled this:



This is what I was referring to. You never mentioned your wife. It was just posted with the wrong post quoted.

Your apology? is duly noted.

Let us proceed...

[DMC]

Your apology? is duly noted.

Let us proceed...
I haven't apologized since I didn't trespass against you. Let the record reflect that.

[Thread]

I haven't apologized since I didn't trespass against you. Let the record reflect that.

I expected such a disclaimer. If that is the best you can do,,,I have no problem accepting it. Your needs supersede mine.

[Thread]

On top of Old Smokey...

[Thread]

...all covered with cheese.

[Thread]

I lost my poor meatball...

[Thread]

...when somebody sneezed.

[AlexJones]

...when somebody sneezed.

Cam Newton

[Thread]

Nite all.

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[Thread]

It rolled off the table...

[Thread]

...and onto the floor...

[Thread]

...and then my poor meatball...

[Thread]

...rolled out of the door.

[Thread]

And then my poor meatball...

[Thread]

It rolled in the garden...

[ambchang]

Uppity up with the longest scoring streak in league history!!!!!!!!!

[Thread]

Good morning, Arizona!!!

[ambchang]

What time is it in Arizona?

Is it time to set another longest scoring streak in nba history?

[Double-Up]

How the hell does this thread even go 18 pages? Shut the fuck up already Thread...

[Thread]

...one reason is amb is committing a violation by bumping it. I've seen that silly son-of-a-bitch take great gusto & indict a member for doing exactly what he is doing,,,and that is turning the water hose around and squirting it at a member, me in this case. That is a severe violation of terms here. You simply do not do it.

[Thread]

It rolled in the garden...

...& under a bush, a real big one...

[ambchang]

...one reason is amb is committing a violation by bumping it. I've seen that silly son-of-a-bitch take great gusto & indict a member for doing exactly what he is doing,,,and that is turning the water hose around and squirting it at a member, me in this case. That is a severe violation of terms here. You simply do not do it.

Right up to the top. Let's keep reminding the world of how the most consistent superstar in nba history also happen to hold the longest scoring streak in league history. Respect.

[Thread]

...& under a bush, a real big one...

...and then my poor meatball...

[Splits]

When skunked, the Lakers are 11-6. Should they hope for skunker 18 tonight?

http://i.imgur.com/4YhYVOt.png

[Thread]

...and then my poor meatball...

...was a nothing but a mush.

[Splits]

...was a nothing but a mush.


When skunked, the Lakers are 11-6. Should they hope for skunker 18 tonight?

http://i.imgur.com/4YhYVOt.png

What do you think old man? Would you take a Kirby skunker if the Lakers win tonight? They've got a great win % in the previous 17 skunkers.

[Thread]

What do you think old man? Would you take a Kirby skunker if the Lakers win tonight? They've got a great win % in the previous 17 skunkers.

No. I stated my selections in the Game Day Thread.

[Splits]

I'm hoping this thread gets to page 46. That way, I can be post 1359

1359

[Thread]

I'm hoping this thread gets to page 46. That way, I can be post 1359

1359

“It was like watching Michael [Jordan],” Popovich said.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

“It was like watching Michael [Jordan],” Popovich said.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

“It was like watching Michael [Jordan],” Popovich said.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

“It was like watching Michael [Jordan],” Popovich said.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

http://www.treadwaygallery.com/ONLINECATALOGS/January2006/FridayWEBimages/1359.jpg

See that box? That's where 1358 is kept.

1359

[Thread]

http://www.treadwaygallery.com/ONLINECATALOGS/January2006/FridayWEBimages/1359.jpg

See that box? That's where 1358 is kept.

1359

Looks like Newton set the black race back about 45 years tonite.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

1359

[Splits]

Topside!

[Splits]

Good evening dishonest corner of the internet!

[TampaDude]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Texas_FM_1359.svg/384px-Texas_FM_1359.svg.png

[Silver&Black]

^
:lmao

[Splits]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Texas_FM_1359.svg/384px-Texas_FM_1359.svg.png

[Silver&Black]

RIP Joe Johnson's career

The longest active streak of scoring 1 FG in consecutive games came to an end last night. Finished 0-3 in a loss...

937

[Splits]

RIP Joe Johnson's career

The longest active streak of scoring 1 FG in consecutive games came to an end last night. Finished 0-3 in a loss...

937

:wow

Great catch scra. Puts 1359 into perspective. Jesus fucking Christ. 1359

1359

[Silver&Black]

:wow Skunker watch :wow

Duncan 0 points going into the 4th....and I don't think he'll play any this quarter.

Could this bring Thread out of the reading room? Or did 12 do too much damage?

[Splits]

:wow Skunker watch :wow

Duncan 0 points going into the 4th....and I don't think he'll play any this quarter.

Could this bring Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) out of the reading room? Or did 12 do too much damage?

http://i.imgur.com/HtD1Cbj.png

[LakerHater]

Meh, playin a JV team.

[LkrFan]

http://i.imgur.com/HtD1Cbj.png

What, no long stream of 12s? What happened son?

[Silver&Black]

What, no long stream of 12s? What happened son?

A certain faggot snitched on him, Pablo.

[LkrFan]

A certain faggot snitched on him, Pablo.
:lol

[Thread]

Let us proceed...

[Chris]

Kobe raped

[benefactor]

Go back to the reading room, Bail.

[DMC]

You missed out. Better sneak away before someone makes you cry again.

[Thread]

Go back to the reading room, Bail.

I couldn't find any peace. All I heard was Split's carpet bombing, Kori spankin' Split's naked ass, everybody and their sister complaining about officiating, DMC walking around like he lost his wallet, everybody tiptoeing around the elephant in the room, and my absence looking like an elephant.

I had nary choice, bene.

[Thread]

You missed out. Better sneak away before someone makes you cry again.

You straightened up on the pre-post Gasol Affair. I figured you straightened up on the NBA Forum/cheering Spurs opponent Affair.

[Splits]

You straightened up on the pre-post Gasol Affair. I figured you straightened up on the NBA Forum/cheering Spurs opponent Affair.

You're not even Post Pau. You're Post 4-4.

[Silver&Black]

He's back....

:pctoss

[DMC]

You straightened up on the pre-post Gasol Affair. I figured you straightened up on the NBA Forum/cheering Spurs opponent Affair.

:cry

Did I send you a PM saying such?

Alrighty then. You figured wrong.

[DMC]

I couldn't find any peace. All I heard was Split's carpet bombing, Kori spankin' Split's naked ass, everybody and their sister complaining about officiating, DMC walking around like he lost his wallet, everybody tiptoeing around the elephant in the room, and my absence looking like an elephant.

I had nary choice, bene.
That doesn't seem to register for you when it's quittin' time again.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aqI3s-CMVxk/T8AIgylBEQI/AAAAAAAAEUw/ytNBHLfHEZo/s1600/543624_320153061393529_459289505_n.jpg

[Thread]

:cry

Did I send you a PM saying such?

Alrighty then. You figured wrong.

- "Prove it."

- "Shane" - "Shane"

[Thread]

That doesn't seem to register for you when it's quittin' time again.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aqI3s-CMVxk/T8AIgylBEQI/AAAAAAAAEUw/ytNBHLfHEZo/s1600/543624_320153061393529_459289505_n.jpg

Then watch your fuckin' p's & q's, this time, D.

[DMC]

Then watch your fuckin' p's & q's, this time, D.

I don't give a fuck if you leave and stay gone.

[Thread]

I don't give a fuck if you leave and stay gone.

I'll just bet you don't.

[Silver&Black]

Picked another bad time to quit, Bail.

Wasn't it on the night that Kobe played his last game against the Spurs? The same night that Kirbs throws up an airball for his last shot attempt against us? You've got to show up on that night. You've just gotta. "Can dish it, can't take it" comes to mind.

It's chickenshit, Bail. I used to think that you were better than that. However; I always had this sneakin' suspicion I was wrong.

[Thread]

Picked another bad time to quit, Bail.

Wasn't it on the night that Kobe played his last game against the Spurs? The same night that Kirbs throws up an airball for his last shot attempt against us? You've got to show up on that night. You've just gotta. "Can dish it, can't take it" comes to mind.

It's chickenshit, Bail. I used to think that you were better than that. However; I always had this sneakin' suspicion I was wrong.

You ain't mopin' around anymore. Settle for that.

[Silver&Black]

You ain't mopin' around anymore. Settle for that.

^

Can dish it....can't take it.

[Thread]

^

Can dish it....can't take it.

You're gonna set on that game?

ha.

[Silver&Black]

You're gonna set on that game?

ha.

They were selling our shit.

[140]

I couldn't find any peace. All I heard was Split's carpet bombing, Kori spankin' Split's naked ass, everybody and their sister complaining about officiating, DMC walking around like he lost his wallet, everybody tiptoeing around the elephant in the room, and my absence looking like an elephant.

I had nary choice, bene.

It's good to have you back, Cub :toast

[Thread]

They were selling our shit.

Fuck, aside from me nobody even noticed, &.

I tell others about that and they "look" at me as if they don't know wtf I'm even talking about. Yeah, they didn't even grasp what happened there. I start to explain and they're backing away from me like I got the plague. By the time I'm done explaining I'm standing there alone. Media led them by the hand and they all went willingly, cept some old crock in Phoenix with a limp dick.

[Thread]

It's good to have you back, Cub :toast

tee, hee.

[DMC]

I'll just bet you don't.
You can quote me on it. Did I PM you to return? You can post it here if I did.

You were going to return if we rang again but here you are, belly draggin'.

[Thread]

You can quote me on it. Did I PM you to return? You can post it here if I did.

You were going to return if we rang again but here you are, belly draggin'.

No, but, I saw you lolly gaggin'. Talking to everybody, stoopin' & communicatin' like the common man. D M C nowhere to be seen. Now? You're a big shot once again. Now? D M C I gave you that. Me.

[DMC]

No,

Exactly.

[Thread]

Exactly.

A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.

[DMC]

A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.
Even a blind man can tell you're a quitter.

[Thread]

Even a blind man can tell you're a quitter.

Just behave yourself, or, you'll be walking around lonely again.

[Silver&Black]

Fuck, aside from me nobody even noticed, &.

I tell others about that and they "look" at me as if they don't know wtf I'm even talking about. Yeah, they didn't even grasp what happened there. I start to explain and they're backing away from me like I got the plague. By the time I'm done explaining I'm standing there alone. Media led them by the hand and they all went willingly, cept some old crock in Phoenix with a limp dick.

Why didn't you show up when Duncan got his 2nd skunker? I lodged it after the 3rd quarter.

Me.

[Thread]

Why didn't you show up when Duncan got his 2nd skunker? I lodged it after the 3rd quarter.

Me.

Because I was in repose. I saw it though. Was I tempted? Of course. But, I held fast in the ranks.

Now, this thread is pure again.

[Silver&Black]

Because I was in repose. I saw it though. Was I tempted? Of course. But, I held fast in the ranks.

Now, this thread is pure again.

Yeah, I tried to keep it alive when you quit again. Lodged Duncan's 2nd skunker, and also lodged Joe Johnson's skunker. At the time, it was the longest active streak in the NBA.

You were gone though. Hiding in the reading room (aka holding fast in the ranks).

[Thread]

Yeah, I tried to keep it alive when you quit again. Lodged Duncan's 2nd skunker, and also lodged Joe Johnson's skunker. At the time, it was the longest active streak in the NBA.

You were gone though. Hiding in the reading room (aka holding fast in the ranks).

You can watch your P's & Q's as well, else you'll be back in the Cornfield again.

[DMC]

You couldn't live with yourself for canonizing me so you called my wife out.

Ya weak fuck.


Dale avoiding DMC's ether like the plague!


He's in the Cornfield.


Because I was in repose. I saw it though. Was I tempted? Of course. But, I held fast in the ranks.

Now, this thread is pure again.
Consummate liar.

You came back because someone PM'd you yet you were in "repose" and held fast. You quitPERIOD

[DMC]

Just behave yourself, or, you'll be walking around lonely again.

I'm from Missouri, you'll have to show me.

[Thread]

Consummate liar.

You came back because someone PM'd you yet you were in "repose" and held fast. You quitPERIOD

Keep it up, buster, and I'll go again. Right into that Reading Room.

[Splits]

Keep it up, buster, and I'll go again. Right into that Reading Room.

:cry I need to return to the chalkboard because I came out naked with no new material :cry

[Thread]

:cry I need to return to the chalkboard because I came out naked with no new material :cry

At least you gleaned your name from me.

Me

[DMC]

Keep it up, buster, and I'll go again. Right into that Reading Room.

I dare you. You're chickenshit if you don't.

[Thread]

I dare you. You're chickenshit if you don't.

Your false bravado is adorable, D.

Chop/chop.

[Silver&Black]

Keep it up, buster, and I'll go again. Right into that Reading Room.

One quick last question before The Quit Part 3...

How do you roll out a barrel...........then quit less than 24 hrs later? That kinda downplays the initial rolling out, amirite? ElNono rolled out a barrel the following night, and you were nowhere to be seen or heard from. I looked around the room, and even did a double and triple check. Still no Cub. I was shocked. Vehemently disappointed.

[Thread]

One quick last question before The Quit Part 3...

How do you roll out a barrel...........then quit less than 24 hrs later? That kinda downplays the initial rolling out, amirite? ElNono rolled out a barrel the following night, and you were nowhere to be seen or heard from. I looked around the room, and even did a double and triple check. Still no Cub. I was shocked. Vehemently disappointed.

And he was an asshole to roll such. That's my concession, my invention. I roll at my discretion.

Me

[Silver&Black]

And he was an asshole to roll such. That's my concession, my invention. I roll at my discretion.

Me

I never asked if you were pleased with El's barrel. That would be a rhetorical question....

I asked why you quit less than 24 hrs after the initial roll out? I thought you'd at least let the barrel pick up some speed....the fucker didn't get 10-12 feet from the starting line.

[Thread]

I never asked if you were pleased with El's barrel. That would be a rhetorical question....

I asked why you quit less than 24 hrs after the initial roll out? I thought you'd at least let the barrel pick up some speed....the fucker didn't get 10-12 feet from the starting line.

Because D aggravated me with the Spurs/NBA Forum point + whether it's permissible for me to cheer against the Spurs no matter the team.

[DMC]

I never asked if you were pleased with El's barrel. That would be a rhetorical question....

I asked why you quit less than 24 hrs after the initial roll out? I thought you'd at least let the barrel pick up some speed....the fucker didn't get 10-12 feet from the starting line.
Because the Lakers were playing the Spurs the following night. Don't believe anything liar says.

[DMC]

Your false bravado is adorable, D.

Chop/chop.

Are you going to count to three now like a soccer mom?

[Thread]

Are you going to count to three now like a soccer mom?

No.

[DMC]

No.
You going to keep warning me, liar?

[Thread]

You going to keep warning me, liar?

Sure, I'm a buddy. The needs of the one out weigh the needs of the one.

[Silver&Black]

Because the Lakers were playing the Spurs the following night. Don't believe anything liar says.

I was wrong. I thought The Quit X2 was all because of 12. However; he cited you as the sole reason.

You.

[DMC]

Sure, I'm a buddy. The needs of the one out weigh the needs of the one.
You're a buddy? Ok.

[DMC]

I was wrong. I thought The Quit X2 was all because of 12. However; he cited you as the sole reason.

You.

He's a chickenshit. I take no pleasure in extraditing him to his dungeon in the silent halls of death, like a quarry slave at night, but I will show no quarter to a liar.

[Thread]

You're a buddy? Ok.

Dude, sweetheart, it's as obvious as the nose on your face. I won't embarrass you though. You need to keep a front. I don't understand, but, it's common, especially with me. You ain't alone.

[Thread]

I was wrong. I thought The Quit X2 was all because of 12. However; he cited you as the sole reason.

You.

Absolutely. That was clear when I stalked off. Forum/cheering are specious arguments. That he would loiter them was a bitter disappointment. But, he did.

[DMC]

Dude, sweetheart, it's as obvious as the nose on your face. I won't embarrass you though. You need to keep a front. I don't understand, but, it's common, especially with me. You ain't alone.
You claim I ran you off then you claim you came back regardless of me. Shit or go blind Bail, shit or go blind.

[Thread]

You claim I ran you off then you claim you came back regardless of me. Shit or go blind Bail, shit or go blind.

Both are accurate. No need to shit, OR, go blind.

[DMC]

Absolutely. That was clear when I stalked off. Forum/cheering are specious arguments. That he would loiter them was a bitter disappointment. But, he did.
True then and true now.

Your little foray into the world of debate didn't serve you well. You said this is the NBA forum, yet you spend all your time "rolling barrels" against the Spurs when it's not even your team that beat them. Then you say "Spurs fans" in your posts when referring to other posters here. That indicates you know damn well you're at Spurstalk.com posting on a Spurs forum. If it was just going after anyone who lost, you'd do that on a general NBA forum, but you know this is the Spurs forum so you go after the Spurs.

That truth set you free, you just don't know it yet.

[DMC]

Both are accurate. No need to shit, OR, go blind.
For you they are mutually exclusive.

[Thread]

True then and true now.

Your little foray into the world of debate didn't serve you well. You said this is the NBA forum, yet you spend all your time "rolling barrels" against the Spurs when it's not even your team that beat them. Then you say "Spurs fans" in your posts when referring to other posters here. That indicates you know damn well you're at Spurstalk.com posting on a Spurs forum. If it was just going after anyone who lost, you'd do that on a general NBA forum, but you know this is the Spurs forum so you go after the Spurs.

That truth set you free, you just don't know it yet.

There ain't no debate. It's a stupid premise. Fuckin' idiot.

[Splits]

There ain't no debate. It's a stupid premise. Fuckin' idiot.

So you're a post-Pau 4-4 chickenshit opportunist on a Spurs forum who quits when convenient, can only dish and pretend to take, and approves of snitches.

Got it.

[Thread]

So you're a post-Pau 4-4 chickenshit opportunist on a Spurs forum who quits when convenient, can only dish and pretend to take, and approves of snitches.

Got it.

+ I christened you thus.

[Splits]

+ I christened you thus.

Good to know you admit it. There are very few Pre-Paus here. I think only 1 is a 3-4 Pre-Pau (Medvedenko).

You, you're a 4-4 Post-Pau by your own admission.

[Thread]

Good to know you admit it. There are very few Pre-Paus here. I think only 1 is a 3-4 Pre-Pau (Medvedenko).

You, you're a 4-4 Post-Pau by your own admission.

There is no sense in debating it with you any further. I'm beating my head against a brick wall.

[DMC]

There ain't no debate. It's a stupid premise. Fuckin' idiot.

It ran you off.

[Thread]

It ran you off.

Absolutely. You won.

[DMC]

Absolutely. You won.

I made you pack it in.

[Thread]

I made you pack it in.

& keep it up and I'll pack it in again.

[AlexJones]

Duncan skunked for the very first time.

Tim Duncan held scoreless for first time in playoff career

[whitemamba]

Tim Duncan held scoreless for first time in playoff career
I haven't seen Jim all playoffs long tbh..