___me so horny___

[Aunt Ester]

any recommendations?

[bigzak25]

call fred.

he's dead, but i'm sure he's stiff...:tu

[Deadbeat Dad]

I would help but I can't afford it.

try this


http://www.virtual-vibrator.com/vibe-anim66.gif

[Victor Newman]

with a grill like yours? get used to it :lmao

[Larry Dallas]

for 20 bucks i'll wax dat ass,

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

David Bowie was looking for some last week.

Maybe a little girl-rodent action?

[Aunt Jemima]

ooo child! you best better not come inz here talkin dat shit , deez fools will wax dat ass faster than you can eat one of my butter milk pamcakes's

[Al Sharpton]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

[Debbie Downer]

I'm Down with that.

[Mush Mouth]

Pm me.

[Triumph]

let me ask you something...do you have any peanut butter?

the good shit, jiffy or peter pan...or even the smuckers swirl with strawberry preserves?

if so, i'll be right there after i finish shagging this poodle....

[gollum]

give me a ring.

[David Bowie]

David Bowie was looking for some last week.

Maybe a little girl-rodent action?

I feel flattered that you remembered.

As for sueggestions, um, I don't know, Im still looking for some myself.

[Mr. Dictionary]

any recommendations?

Main Entry: Nue·vo La·re·do
Pronunciation: 'nwA-(")vO-lä-'rA-(")dO, -[th]O
Usage: geographical name
A city in Mexico that rests on the Rio Grande, opposite of Laredo, Texas. Having a population of 217,912, it is infamous for "Boys' Town", a section of the city teeming with prostitution.

If you are horny, take a trip down to Nuevo Laredo and get laid.

[Marklar MM]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2378/2257499keyholebowie6fm.jpg

That is honestly the scariest picture I have ever seen.

[Chris]

Main Entry: Nue·vo La·re·do
Pronunciation: 'nwA-(")vO-lä-'rA-(")dO, -[th]O
Usage: geographical name
A city in Mexico that rests on the Rio Grande, opposite of Laredo, Texas. Having a population of 217,912, it is infamous for "Boys' Town", a section of the city teeming with prostitution.

If you are horny, take a trip down to Nuevo Laredo and get laid.

:lol

[Jame Gumb]

You really think Mexico will let some snank this ugly into the country?

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/sanfordarms.jpg

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: 1swim
Pronunciation: 'swim
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): swam /'swam/; swum /'sw&m/; swim·ming
Etymology: Middle English swimmen, from Old English swimman; akin to Old High German swimman to swim
intransitive senses
1 a : to propel oneself in water by natural means (as movements of the limbs, fins, or tail) b : to play in the water (as at a beach or swimming pool)
2 : to move with a motion like that of swimming : GLIDE <a cloud swam slowly across the moon>
3 a : to float on a liquid : not sink b : to surmount difficulties : not go under <sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish -- Daniel Webster>
4 : to become immersed in or flooded with or as if with a liquid <potatoes swimming in gravy>
5 : to have a floating or reeling appearance or sensation
transitive senses
1 a : to cross by propelling oneself through water <swim a stream> b : to execute in swimming
2 : to cause to swim or float
- swim·mer noun

[Vashner]

2 Live crew song?

[smeagol]

give me a ring.
Fucking impostor!

I'm the real Gollum :lol

[Vashner]

horn·y [ háwrnee ] (comparative horn·i·er, superlative horn·i·est)


adjective

Definitions:

1. of or like horn: made of or resembling horn


2. as tough as horn: hard or rough like horn


3. feeling sexy: sexually excited, or easily aroused sexually ( slang )


4. with horns: having a horn or horns




horn·i·lyadv
horn·i·nessn

[snyderman]

so many puns. :td

[Triumph]

sitting at home wit my...pink thing stiff...
i got my black book full of poodles to sniff,
pic up my telephone, dial the 7 digits,
say this triumph baby, r u down wit it?

i arrived at her house,
knocked on da door,
the bitch had no idea
wut the night had in store..

i'm a dog in heat, a freak witout warning,
i have an appetite for sex, cuz me so ho-nee! :smokin

[batman2883]

Call Cherry.....nuff said

[Mrs.Roper]

http://www.virtual-vibrator.com/vibe-anim66.gif

Works for me.

[samikeyp]

You should hook up with Mrs. Roper, Ester. You know Mr. Roper isn't giving her any.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Call Cherry.....nuff said
Your mom's more available...

[gameFACE]

any recommendations?
How about Uncle Ben?

http://www.masterfoodservices.net/img/uncle_ben.jpghttp://www.fruition.co.uk/Welcome/Exhibition_Vehicles/Exhibiton-1.jpg

[Richard Pryor]

Bumped for Herbivore. Thank me later bitch. :lol

[Mr Roper]

You should hook up with Mrs. Roper, Ester. You know Mr. Roper isn't giving her any.

Why should I ? her ass is older than Duffs debt to Jim50

[Snickers]

This thread=Mouse talking to himself


^ This post = someone at 2:30 in the morning posting and not getting any pussy

[Larry Dallas]

This thread=Mouse talking to himself

For someone who claims to have all those girls in your sig, you sure spend alot of time on line :lmao

[Debbie Downer]

For someone who claims to have all those girls in your sig, you sure spend alot of time on line :lmao


SERVED! :lmao

[bigzak25]

hey mouse, why you no call?

me lonely.

you make tonto sad. :depressed

[Deadbeat Dad]

im online less than an hour a day


Thats It?

And you call yourself a player? :smokin

[bigzak25]

^where's my check daddy?

you lowlife mutherfucker...:lmao

brokeass...no wonder mama says you ain't shit...:pctoss

[Mrs.Roper]

Why should I ? her ass is older than Duffs debt to Jim50

You haven't used that shriveled up thing that used to be called a penis in years!!

[Mr Roper]

It only gets that way when you look at it. Your so ugly? you can make a train take a dirt road :lmao

[JackLalanne]

You haven't used that shriveled up thing that used to be called a penis in years!!

Give me a call if you want some of Jack's juice!!!

[Steve Perry]

Give me a call if you want some of Jack's juice!!!

Juice?!! more like formalihyde :lmao

[JackLalanne]

Juice?!! more like formalihyde :lmao

Don't bet on it young one.

I've still got plenty of lovin', touchin' and squeezin' left in me!!

[bigzak25]

^^^


and I"M the crazy one???? :smokin

[bigzak25]

^^^

you shut the fuck up...nobody asked your opinion...

[BurgerKing]

You haven't used that shriveled up thing that used to be called a penis in years!!

Sounds to me like you could use a taste of my whopper!!

[Samr]

and I got pussy yesterday by the two chicks in my poll thread.

Uhm....that is not a good thing.