___me so horny___

[Aunt Ester]

any recommendations?

[bigzak25]

call fred.

he's dead, but i'm sure he's stiff...

[Deadbeat Dad]

I would help but I can't afford it.

try this

[Victor Newman]

with a grill like yours? get used to it

[Larry Dallas]

for 20 bucks i'll wax dat ass,

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

David Bowie was looking for some last week.

Maybe a little girl-rodent action?

[Aunt Jemima]

ooo child! you best better not come inz here talkin dat , deez fools will wax dat ass faster than you can eat one of my butter milk pamcakes's

[Al Sharpton]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

[Debbie Downer]

I'm Down with that.

[Mush Mouth]

Pm me.

[Triumph]

let me ask you something...do you have any peanut butter?

the good , jiffy or peter pan...or even the smuckers swirl with strawberry preserves?

if so, i'll be right there after i finish shagging this poodle....

[gollum]

give me a ring.

[David Bowie]

David Bowie was looking for some last week.

Maybe a little girl-rodent action?

I feel flattered that you remembered.

As for sueggestions, um, I don't know, Im still looking for some myself.

[Mr. Dictionary]

any recommendations?

Main Entry: Nue·vo La·re·do
Pronunciation: 'nwA-(")vO-lä-'rA-(")dO, -[th]O
Usage: geographical name
A city in Mexico that rests on the Rio Grande, opposite of Laredo, Texas. Having a population of 217,912, it is infamous for "Boys' Town", a section of the city teeming with pros ution.

If you are horny, take a trip down to Nuevo Laredo and get laid.

[Marklar MM]

That is honestly the scariest picture I have ever seen.

[Chris]

Main Entry: Nue·vo La·re·do
Pronunciation: 'nwA-(")vO-lä-'rA-(")dO, -[th]O
Usage: geographical name
A city in Mexico that rests on the Rio Grande, opposite of Laredo, Texas. Having a population of 217,912, it is infamous for "Boys' Town", a section of the city teeming with pros ution.

If you are horny, take a trip down to Nuevo Laredo and get laid.

[Jame Gumb]

You really think Mexico will let some snank this ugly into the country?

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: 1swim
Pronunciation: 'swim
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): swam /'swam/; swum /'sw&m/; swim·ming
Etymology: Middle English swimmen, from Old English swimman; akin to Old High German swimman to swim
intransitive senses
1 a : to propel oneself in water by natural means (as movements of the limbs, fins, or tail) b : to play in the water (as at a beach or swimming pool)
2 : to move with a motion like that of swimming : GLIDE <a cloud swam slowly across the moon>
3 a : to float on a liquid : not sink b : to surmount difficulties : not go under <sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish -- Daniel Webster>
4 : to become immersed in or flooded with or as if with a liquid <potatoes swimming in gravy>
5 : to have a floating or reeling appearance or sensation
transitive senses
1 a : to cross by propelling oneself through water <swim a stream> b : to execute in swimming
2 : to cause to swim or float
- swim·mer noun

[Vashner]

2 Live crew song?

[smeagol]

give me a ring.

ing impostor!

I'm the real Gollum

[Vashner]

horn·y [ háwrnee ] (comparative horn·i·er, superlative horn·i·est)


adjective

Definitions:

1. of or like horn: made of or resembling horn


2. as tough as horn: hard or rough like horn


3. feeling sexy: sexually excited, or easily aroused sexually ( slang )


4. with horns: having a horn or horns




horn·i·lyadv
horn·i·nessn

[snyderman]

so many puns.

[Triumph]

sitting at home wit my...pink thing stiff...
i got my black book full of poodles to sniff,
pic up my telephone, dial the 7 digits,
say this triumph baby, r u down wit it?

i arrived at her house,
knocked on da door,
the had no idea
wut the night had in store..

i'm a dog in heat, a freak witout warning,
i have an appe e for sex, cuz me so ho-nee!

[batman2883]

Call Cherry.....nuff said

[Mrs.Roper]

Works for me.