The Official Spanish LaLiga Thread, 2016-17

[Venti Quattro]

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Relegated to the 2016-17 LaLiga2 season:

Getafe
Levante
Rayo Vallecano


Holdovers:

Athletic Bilbao
Atletico Madrid
Barcelona (Defending Champions)
Celta Vigo
Deportivo La Coruña
Eibar
Espanyol
Granada
Las Palmas
Malaga
Real Betis
Real Madrid
Real Sociedad
Sevilla
Sporting Gijon
Valencia
Villarreal


Promoted from the 2015-16 LaLiga2:

Alaves
Leganes
Osasuna



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[ElNono]

:lol all those Argie coaches and the NT doesn't have a coach or money to hire one

[Canyonero]

I'm guessing Deportivo's and Leganes' coaches are brothers.

[lefty]

So it's La Liga Santander now

[Canyonero]

And the second tier is called Liga 1,2,3. How gay is that?

[Relevancy]

:lol all those Argie coaches and the NT doesn't have a coach or money to hire one
Simeone truly fucked up by not taking the coaching job, I mean its not like you get to coach someone like Messi often, dude is gonna go ringless smh

[Relevancy]

Bartha has shown time and time again they are the more consistent team in La Liga, they will probably win it once again

[lefty]

:cry I just saw the RM players omg

:cry took a pic of ZZ omg (will post later)

[Venti Quattro]

:lol lefty Bartha partnered with PES of Shit

https://blog.eu.playstation.com/2016/07/26/pes-2017-fc-barcelona-partnership-unveiled-plus-all-new-trailer/

[lefty]

:lol lefty Bartha partnered with PES of Shit

https://blog.eu.playstation.com/2016/07/26/pes-2017-fc-barcelona-partnership-unveiled-plus-all-new-trailer/

No surprise

[lefty]

Pato to Villareal

[140]

:lol lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) Bartha partnered with PES of Shit

https://blog.eu.playstation.com/2016/07/26/pes-2017-fc-barcelona-partnership-unveiled-plus-all-new-trailer/

Apparently in the "Become a Legend" mode you will now be able to evade taxes and, if caught, have the option of putting the blame on a close relative while exploiting legal loopholes to avoid jail time.

Shits legit tbh :tu

[lefty]

Apparently in the "Become a Legend" mode you will now be able to evade taxes and, if caught, have the option of putting the blame on a close relative while exploiting legal loopholes to avoid jail time.

Shits legit tbh :tu
Shooting penalties in PES is a pain in the ass tbh

[lefty]

:cry I just saw the RM players omg

:cry took a pic of ZZ omg (will post later)
:cry TheGreatYacht Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) Bynumite (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924)


http://i.imgur.com/EaLInQQ.jpg

[Canyonero]

Pato to Villareal

Pato and Ganso in the Spanish league. Ornithologists like this.

[ElNono]

:cry TheGreatYacht Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) Bynumite (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924)


http://i.imgur.com/EaLInQQ.jpg

Didn't know RM was in Algeria?

[lefty]

Didn't know RM was in Algeria?

Montreal actually

[ElNono]

:lol

[lefty]

:lmao dat Sevilla Espanyol game

[turkish spurs fan]

arda :hat

[lefty]

arda :hat

WE DIDN'T SEE

[Bynumite]

Lionel Bieber has this amazing ability of going back to stat padding mode after choking final after final with Argentina like nothing happened.

It's like watching 2 completely different players.

[Jodelo]

767409994400669696

[lefty]

Lol that won't be an easy one

Looking forward to Asensio playing

[Canyonero]

No Penalgod = Better Madrid.

[lefty]

Sporting vs Bilbao game stopped because of racist comments to Inaki Williams

[Jodelo]

Asensio :bobo

[lefty]

Asensio :bobo
:bobo

[lefty]

:lol Hamez is so gonna push for a transfer

[Relevancy]

La Liga has far too many shit teams, all the shitty teams need to be sent to the second division or something because they aren't shit compared to Madrid and Barca, the gap is huge between them, and like Bynumite said Messi/Barca Cristiano/Madrid love statpadding against them

There's no reason to watch La Liga at all aside from a few games here and there.

[lefty]

La Liga has far too many shit teams, all the shitty teams need to be sent to the second division or something because they aren't shit compared to Madrid and Barca, the gap is huge between them, and like Bynumite said Messi/Barca Cristiano/Madrid love statpadding against them

There's no reason to watch La Liga at all aside from a few games here and there.

True tbh

Although RM and Barca occasionally struggle on the road vs some small but rebellious teams, most of the time it's stat padding time tbh. ...

I didn't watch the RM game this weekend tbh. ..

Games vs AM and Sevilla are worth watching though

And the mid table Spanish teams still shit on the rugbpl midtable teams

[DAF86]

Madrid gotta stack those points while they have sidenaldo instead of Ronaldo.

[dunkman]

Besides Barça and Madrid, Atlético is obviously an elite team. After those teams, good are also Sevilla, Valencia, Athletic Bilbao and Villarreal.

It's just a matter of time when will another team besides Barça or Madrid win the Champions, before 92 Barça didn't win any Champions league but it was clear they were good enough.

Teams like Atleti, Valencia, Sevilla and Bilbao already have more than 5 Euro titles, they are all quite good.

La Liga is ranked much higher than the PL, Bundesliga or Serie A.

[TDMVPDPOY]

gareth b ale has a winning record when narc guy isnt playing, the same cant be said about narc guy when bale is injured...

narc guy benefitted from bale joining the team when everyone knows his career was going down t he drain

[Relevancy]

True tbh

Although RM and Barca occasionally struggle on the road vs some small but rebellious teams, most of the time it's stat padding time tbh. ...

I didn't watch the RM game this weekend tbh. ..

Games vs AM and Sevilla are worth watching though

And the mid table Spanish teams still shit on the rugbpl midtable teamsTeams just bend over way too much when they play Madrid and Barca, specially when either of them is playing home, like you said sometimes teams ? Will actually lay hands on them but that's pretty rare

[Relevancy]

Besides Barça and Madrid, Atlético is obviously an elite team. After those teams, good are also Sevilla, Valencia, Athletic Bilbao and Villarreal.

It's just a matter of time when will another team besides Barça or Madrid win the Champions, before 92 Barça didn't win any Champions league but it was clear they were good enough.

Teams like Atleti, Valencia, Sevilla and Bilbao already have more than 5 Euro titles, they are all quite good.

La Liga is ranked much higher than the PL, Bundesliga or Serie A.Don't be surprised if Atletico falls down from grace after losing yet another CL

[lefty]

Don't be surprised if Atletico falls down from grace after losing yet another CL

Also : how long will they keep Griezzman tbh

[NASpurs]

:lol this fucking game

Valencia goes up first, then give up 3 goals in the next 30 minutes and now it's 3-2 Las Palmas with like 55 minutes left to play.

I didn't even know Kevin-Prince Boateng played for LP.

[lefty]

:lol valenthia

[NASpurs]

:lol valenthia

:lol

Oh well, it was a good match at least. It's going to be a long season though :lol

[Canyonero]

You should fire Neville.

Oh wait nvm

[Blizzardwizard]

La Liga has far too many shit teams, all the shitty teams need to be sent to the second division or something because they aren't shit compared to Madrid and Barca, the gap is huge between them, and like Bynumite said Messi/Barca Cristiano/Madrid love statpadding against them

There's no reason to watch La Liga at all aside from a few games here and there.

Truth bomb :wow

Lafraud :lol

Filled mostly with Sunday League teams to make the insecure Missi feel better about himself :lol

[DAF86]

Truth bomb :wow

Lafraud :lol

Filled mostly with Sunday League teams to make the insecure Missi feel better about himself :lol

:lol Those sunday league teams then go onto shit all over your British teams.

[DAF86]

And no, La Liga isn't shitty. It may be boring, but it's not shitty. It's easily the best league in the World right now. The only reason Barca and Madrid display so much dominance is 'cause they are too good. They would display the same dominance on any league in the World. They would make the Uniteds and Chelseas of this World look like fucking Granada or Malaga.

[140]

Truth bomb :wow

Lafraud :lol

Filled mostly with Sunday League teams to make the insecure Missi feel better about himself :lol
:lol

[lefty]

:lol Those sunday league teams then go onto shit all over your British teams.


And no, La Liga isn't shitty. It may be boring, but it's not shitty. It's easily the best league in the World right now. The only reason Barca and Madrid display so much dominance is 'cause they are too good. They would display the same dominance on any league in the World. They would make the Uniteds and Chelseas of this World look like fucking Granada or Malaga.

[Blizzardwizard]

:lol Those sunday league teams then go onto shit all over your British teams.

LaCorrupt :lol

Missi dodging paying income tax, using all his money to bribe shitty Sunday league teams to let him score every week :lol

Fraud league :lol

[Canyonero]

:lol paying 50/60M for a player just because he's English.

[lefty]

:lol paying 50/60M for a player just because he's English.
:lol John Stones, 50 millions

:lol Now Valencia is asking 50M for Mustafi, Wenger would have to pay that much because of the Stones signing

:lol City dstroying their opponents by fucking up the market

:lol SkySports commentator during Valencia's game yesterday saying Mustafi is TOP 3 CB in La Liga :lmao

[dfens]

:lol John Stones, 50 millions

:lol Now Valencia is asking 50M for Mustafi, Wenger would have to pay that much because of the Stones signing

:lol City dstroying their opponents by fucking up the market

:lol SkySports commentator during Valencia's game yesterday saying Mustafi is TOP 3 CB in La Liga :lmao

i honestly thought this was a lefty meme ... looked it up and holy shit son :lol

[dunkman]

Don't be surprised if Atletico falls down from grace after losing yet another CL

I think they will become more consistent, now that they aren't selling their best players. But it will be hard to get to the finals this season.

[Canyonero]

RM scoring an illegal goal? shocking.

[dunkman]

RM scoring an illegal goal? shocking.

T43-FU0cdgY

Which one??

[Canyonero]

T43-FU0cdgY

Which one??

1-0

[dunkman]

1-0

Looks good to me. Not a mention from the broadcasting guys, replay nor Celta's players protest.

[Canyonero]

Looks good to me. Not a mention from the broadcasting guys, replay nor Celta's players protest.

Offside from Morata who collides with Celta's defender going to the ball.

[TDMVPDPOY]

morata is one overrated clown man...if u got a free strike for goal, he doesnt go for it, insteads dribbles closer to the GK, does he want to dribble it into the goal? fkn idiot

[Relevancy]

Today Athletic vs Barcelona play.. Should be a good match specially since Barca plays away

[Relevancy]

I think they will become more consistent, now that they aren't selling their best players. But it will be hard to get to the finals this season.two ties in the first 2 games of the season, it isn't looking look for Atletico at least in La Liga

[DAF86]

Looks good to me. Not a mention from the broadcasting guys, replay nor Celta's players protest.

Rookie fans. :lol

[Canyonero]

https://scontent-eze1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14068232_1762952530584189_6259917826026411627_n.jp g?oh=500abf653b91b5d005d2b72d9d5fd0ea&oe=58579E65

[dunkman]

two ties in the first 2 games of the season, it isn't looking look for Atletico at least in La Liga

Yeah, they are struggling at the moment.

[DAF86]

Luis Enrique trying to get cute and starting with Messi, Suarez and Iniesta on the bench.

Gonna lose against Alaves :lol

[Canyonero]

I still remember that Alavés Liverpool final tbh.

[lefty]

Damn

Barca will score to tie it imo

[lefty]

:lol bartha

[Jodelo]

:lol bartha

Leaving Suarez, the leader, on the bench. :lol

[Relevancy]

Season is still long sons, but Barca can't affors to lose points against easy teams tbh

[lefty]

Alaves also drew Atletico Madrid FWIW

[TheGreatYacht]

It pisses me off the lack of respect La Liga gets around the world. Bottom tier teams are no jokes.

To be fair though, Bartha didn't start Neymar and Suarez tho

[DAF86]

It pisses me off the lack of respect La Liga gets around the world. Bottom tier teams are no jokes.

To be fair though, Bartha didn't start Neymar and Suarez tho

They didn't start Messi and Suarez son. Neybeta did start. Can't leave him alone.

[Jodelo]

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[lefty]

:lmao Ramos

[DAF86]

Let me guess, Madrid won again with Sidenaldo. Shocking, tbh.

[dunkman]

Leaving Morata, Kroos and Isco at the bench? They would start anywhere else. Madrid has a really good team.

[lefty]

Let me guess, Madrid won again with Sidenaldo. Shocking, tbh.

He inspired them

[lefty]

Leaving Morata, Kroos and Isco at the bench? They would start anywhere else. Madrid has a really good team.

Kroos is a regular starter tbh

Morata has improved with Juve and I'm glad to have gim back but obviously Benz starts over him

[Canyonero]

Let me guess, Madrid won again with Sidenaldo. Shocking, tbh.

Espanyol is Madrid's bitch.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Kroos is a regular starter tbh

Morata has improved with Juve and I'm glad to have gim back but obviously Benz starts over him

still a fkn scrub at madrid man...this clown is in position to strike the ball, yet he prefers to continue to dribble closer to the goalie or goal line hoping to walk the ball through for a goal? always loses the ball when he does that shit when defense and goalie closes him down

[Bynumite]

Let me guess, Madrid won again with Sidenaldo. Shocking, tbh.

I like how FAP keeps talking like Barca doesn't have a better winning record without Lionel Bieber :lol

[lefty]

I like how FAP keeps talking like Barca doesn't have a better winning record without Lionel Bieber :lol

:lol

[Jodelo]

778637853853122560

[Jodelo]

:lolRamos

Real really looking for a loss the last 3 games...

[lefty]

:lol Even Steven Ramos

[spursistan]

Messi out 3 weeks..

Both Barca and Real are near the end of their cycle with their respective cores, and it is starting to show with Messi and CR7 being increasingly more suspectible to injuries..they will still contest the title and won't need +90 points to win the league as in the early 2010s, but i think they will be more vulnerable to upsets in Europe..

[DAF86]

So Real gets Ronaldo instead of Sidenaldo and loses points for the first time in the season, and Barca was winning with Messi on the pitch, but ended up drawing without him? Shocking x2, tbh.

[TheGreatYacht]

Missi disappearing into obscurity during a big match.

Can't say I'm surprised. The quitter

[lefty]

Missi disappearing into obscurity during a big match.

Can't say I'm surprised. The quitter
Agreed

[140]

Missi disappearing into obscurity during a big match.

Can't say I'm surprised. The quitter
:tu

[dunkman]

Ramos is out of control, it's the second game with a handball and simulating being hit in the head. But at least he redeemed himself.

Lefty, Benz is more skilled than Morata, but Morata looks more dangerous in the air, also more explosive which is maybe a better fit for Madrid.

It seems that Atleti has closed the differences with Barça, it will difficult for Barça to get a good result from the Vicente Calderón if they couldn't do it at the Camp Nou. Everyone keeps repeating how the starting 11 of Barça is the best in football, but reality shows a different situation.

[dfens]

Ramos is out of control, it's the second game with a handball and simulating being hit in the head. But at least he redeemed himself.

Lefty, Benz is more skilled than Morata, but Morata looks more dangerous in the air, also more explosive which is maybe a better fit for Madrid.

It seems that Atleti has closed the differences with Barça, it will difficult for Barça to get a good result from the Vicente Calderón if they couldn't do it at the Camp Nou. Everyone keeps repeating how the starting 11 of Barça is the best in football, but reality shows a different situation.

usual rmao stuff son, they get such favorable reffing that they only need to bait the refs a bit. Ramos doing what a good rmao captain does.
Morata > benzema by some distance for real's game. Benzema is a bit lazy for real's high paced game, he's great for congested situations tbh.

atletico play nice football.

btw I am so SICK of this crowd the referee spanish bullshit, wtf he should card all these niggas.

[Jodelo]

Ramos has 4 yellow cards in 5 matches. :lmao

[lefty]

Ramos has 4 yellow cards in 5 matches. :lmao
A few cards away from the all tie La Liga record too :lol


Also, Casemiro out 3 months


Good thing we got a backup :lol

Lets see if Kovacic starts in his place; Kova is great, but not very physical; maybe we could throw Pepe or Varane in there

[Canyonero]

Don't worry sons, you still have Florentino.

[Jodelo]

A few cards away from the all tie La Liga record too :lol


Also, Casemiro out 3 months


Good thing we got a backup :lol

Lets see if Kovacic starts in his place; Kova is great, but not very physical; maybe we could throw Pepe or Varane in there

Not Varane. More Pepe or Ramos, but Kroos will take his spot. Great player, but not the defensive machine Casemiro is. Llorente is out on loan, so no chance before the winter transfer window...

[lefty]

Not Varane. More Pepe or Ramos, but Kroos will take his spot. Great player, but not the defensive machine Casemiro is. Llorente is out on loan, so no chance before the winter transfer window...
Kroos turns into Softie Kroos when he plays DM

fuck that

[Jodelo]

Kroos turns into Softie Kroos when he plays DM

fuck that

He needs the freedom as an 8, to do what he does best.

[DAF86]

He needs the freedom as an 8, to do what he does best.

What is an "8" in Germany, son? right-central-midfielder?

[Jodelo]

What is an "8" in Germany, son? right-central-midfielder?

Between 6 and 10. Not a DM but also not an AM. Guys like Kroos, Modric and i would say also Iniesta...

[DAF86]

Between 6 and 10. Not a DM but also not an AM. Guys like Kroos, Modric and i would say also Iniesta...

How do the numbers/position thing works in each part of the World? I always had that doubt. In Argentina is like this:


1

4 2 6 3

8 5 10

7 9 11

This is the traditional disposition, later on the number "10" started to be more related to what we all know. The guy that plays more freely and on the middle.

[lefty]

He needs the freedom as an 8, to do what he does best.
Kroos is by far more impactful when he plays as a CM

Not as much as Modric though; our MF was utter shit without Luka vs Villareal

[Jodelo]

How do the numbers/position thing works in each part of the World? I always had that doubt. In Argentina is like this:


1

4 2 6 3

8 5 10

7 9 11

This is the traditional disposition, later on the number "10" started to be more related to what we all know. The guy that plays more freely and on the middle.

In Germany (or Europe?) it's 6 as DM, 8 as CM, 10 as AM, 7/11 as Wingers and 9 upfront.

[Jodelo]

Kroos is by far more impactful when he plays as a CM

Not as much as Modric though; our MF was utter shit without Luka vs Villareal

Yup.

[DAF86]

In Germany (or Europe?) it's 6 as DM, 8 as CM, 10 as AM, 7/11 as Wingers and 9 upfront.

8 is CM indinstictly if he plays on the left or the right?

[Jodelo]

8 is CM indinstictly if he plays on the left or the right?

That does not matter. CM is CM here.

[lefty]

Lol that Elbar penalty miss

[lefty]

:lol no casemiro no party

[lefty]

Isco is really shit

[spursistan]

Isco is really shit

all of this young Spanish generation :lol..."La Roja" back to pretender status, tbh..

[DAF86]

Zizou tried to secure the win by inserting Sidenaldo, but the 70 minutes that Ronaldo played were too much for Madrid to handle.

[lefty]

Zizou tried to secure the win by inserting Sidenaldo, but the 70 minutes that Ronaldo played were too much for Madrid to handle.

Ronaldo was utter shit today tbh

[TheGreatYacht]

There goes La Liga. Fucking bullshit. Fuck Isco and Kroos.

No way Bartha loses with Missi sidelines for weeks

[DAF86]

Ronaldo was utter shit today tbh

Sidenaldo's powers are real, i'm telling ya.

[lefty]

Sidenaldo's powers are real, i'm telling ya.
:lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Ronaldo is finished. He's not even as good as Suarez.

[lefty]

Ronaldo is finished. He's not even as good as Suarez.

To be fair Suarez got a lot of rest with all his suspensions

[140]

Ronaldo is finished. He's not even as good as Suarez.
So you're saying Suarez is better than the best player in Europe :lol

at least you admit he's bartha's best player tbh

[Canyonero]

So you're saying Suarez is better than the best player in Europe :lol

at least you admit he's bartha's best player tbh

Where did he say that?

[140]

Where did he say that?
Well we all know there's no one else on that team who is even remotely comparable to Godnaldo, so yeah

[Canyonero]

http://www.marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2016/09/25/57e7e95ae2704ea94f8b45c6.html

First to the RM fans and now to Zidane :lol

[lefty]

Lol Spanish Media

[Jodelo]

Spnning everything the media says negative about Messi, believe everything they say about Ronaldo. :lmao

[Canyonero]

"He did that because he's so competitive :cry:cry"

[DAF86]

Spnning everything the media says negative about Messi, believe everything they say about Ronaldo. :lmao

This is not a thing of believing or not son. You can actually see the guy saying that shit. You don't need to believe, you just have to see. :lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

So you're saying Suarez is better than the best player in Europe :lol

at least you admit he's bartha's best player tbh

Are you on crack? Messi is inarguably better than penaldo, it's just that penaldo is slipping and barely top 3 in the world right now. Suarez is certainly better at this point. Messi was always better, that wasn't ever a discussion.

[140]

Are you on crack? Messi is inarguably better than penaldo, it's just that penaldo is slipping and barely top 3 in the world right now. Suarez is certainly better at this point. Messi was always better, that wasn't ever a discussion.
Here, I'll boil it down for ya:::

Godnaldo 1
Missi 0

[Canyonero]

Here, I'll boil it down for ya:::

Godnaldo 1
Missi 0

Arbeloa 3 fwiw

[lefty]

Arbeloa 3
Godnaldo 1
Missi 0

[lefty]

Both Madrid and Barca getting away with handballs :lol

[Jodelo]

Modric again injured :bang

[lefty]

Modric again injured :bang

Makes sense

[Jodelo]

782567910237667328

[Canyonero]

Eibar's only hope of winning isn't playing (Ramos).

[TDMVPDPOY]

that nigga bale carrying that kent ronaldo

[lefty]

Our MF is so shit :lmao

[Canyonero]

Danilo after tying against Dortmund: "Eibar is going to pay the price".

:lmao:lmao another big mouth scrub

[TDMVPDPOY]

madrid should go eat a dick

[lefty]

that nigga bale carrying that kent ronaldo

Yes thankks to a Ronaldo assist

[Jodelo]

Danilo after tying against Dortmund: "Eibar is going to pay the price".

:lmao:lmao another big mouth scrub

Danilo out of all people :lol

Madrid looks so bad without a DM. :lmao

[dunkman]

Celta is up 3:0 vs Barcelona, that's practically insurmountable.

Atlético Madrid is #1, after the away win at Mestalla. It used to be hard to win there, but Valencia isn't a good side since some time now.

[lefty]

:lmao barthalol

[lefty]

:lmao Ter Stegen

[DAF86]

:lmao barthalol

What happened son? I thought it was going to be easier without Messi. :lol

BTW, another winless game with Ronaldo instead of Sidenaldo.

[lefty]

What happened son? I thought it was going to be easier without Messi. :lol

BTW, another winless game with Ronaldo instead of Sidenaldo.

Last yeae Barca lost 4-1 to CV with Messi

It's 4-3 without Messi noww


So.......

[lefty]

DieGOAT Alves :wow
:lol Griezzman

[Canyonero]

:lol Mathieu playing in Barca.

[TheGreatYacht]

Chicharito (aka Bundesliga leading scorer, aka scores every 89 minutes this season, aka Top 4 all time best Goal:Minute ratio in Premier League history) >>>>>>>>>>> Benzema

[140]

Last yeae Barca lost 4-1 to CV with Messi

It's 4-3 without Messi noww


So.......
daaamn

[dfens]

Chicharito (aka Bundesliga leading scorer, aka scores every 89 minutes this season, aka Top 4 all time best Goal:Minute ratio in Premier League history) >>>>>>>>>>> Benzema

:lol i've seen that nigga live and i'd take benzema with an amputated leg over him. So would chicharito's mom. Benzema is a rare commodity son, he is a true 9 that can really play on the wing.

[lefty]

:lol i've seen that nigga live and i'd take benzema with an amputated leg over him. So would chicharito's mom. Benzema is a rare commodity son, he is a true 9 that can really play on the wing.
tbh

[TheGreatYacht]

:lol i've seen that nigga live and i'd take benzema with an amputated leg over him. So would chicharito's mom. Benzema is a rare commodity son, he is a true 9 that can really play on the wing.
Does he even score anymore? TBH

Bird beak ass nigga gets subbed out every game at the 60' mark for Morata

[Amuseddaysleeper]

How do Madrid fans feel about Zidane?

[dfens]

Does he even score anymore? TBH

Bird beak ass nigga gets subbed out every game at the 60' mark for Morata

son it's real madrid, what do you expect? chicharito can't even get a seat on the bench at madrid, no shame in that too, he is a good striker but not real/barca level.

[dfens]

How do Madrid fans feel about Zidane?

imo he is a bit too shy with his playing patterns being still new at coaching at the highest level.
Btw, real should really put some money in CDM/DM and play them, they are crazy exposed at the back, it's actually a testament to their defensive line that they aren't scored on more. I remember makelele .. that nigga was GOLDEN and he'd fit perfectly in this athletic real side.

[lefty]

imo he is a bit too shy with his playing patterns being still new at coaching at the highest level.
Btw, real should really put some money in CDM/DM and play them, they are crazy exposed at the back, it's actually a testament to their defensive line that they aren't scored on more. I remember makelele .. that nigga was GOLDEN and he'd fit perfectly in this athletic real side.
Yeah ZZ is a bit tentative, he has to get out of his comfort zone, but he will get there with time

Casemiro, while not a superstar, has been great for Real in that DM role; but we have no backup, and its important to have a real DM when you know the likes of Sergio Ramos are going to fuck things up defensively :lol

Kroos is great as a CM, but not as a DM

Yeah Makelele was awesome, but Perez...

[dfens]

Yeah ZZ is a bit tentative, he has to get out of his comfort zone, but he will get there with time

Casemiro, while not a superstar, has been great for Real in that DM role; but we have no backup, and its important to have a real DM when you know the likes of Sergio Ramos are going to fuck things up defensively :lol

Kroos is great as a CM, but not as a DM

Yeah Makelele was awesome, but Perez...

actually Sergio Ramos is a great defender, he is just crazy exposed because real use no defensive midfield. That card record though :lol GOAT :lol

[Jodelo]

How do Madrid fans feel about Zidane?

Happy with him. Rotating good, keeping players fresh by resting or subbing them. He will get better with time (Madrid is known to give coaches the time they need :lmao).

He's still a rookie, the expectations went up high after winning the CL. They need another DM as a backup.

[lefty]

:lmao

https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/57m4gs/the_reaction_of_spanish_3rd_division_side/

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck why did madrid renew kroos a 6yr contract....

isco should goto tottenham...

[dunkman]

fck why did madrid renew kroos a 6yr contract....

isco should goto tottenham...

Probably his buyout clause wasn't high enough, and Madrid wanted to be sure they can keep him. Madrid has several world class players on the bench, I guess Florentino wants to be sure to field a good team no matter what. It should pay off with Zidane as coach.

However it's curious the team doesn't have elite defensive midfielders. Casemiro is certainly good but there better ones out there.

[DAF86]

Probably his buyout clause wasn't high enough, and Madrid wanted to be sure they can keep him. Madrid has several world class players on the bench, I guess Florentino wants to be sure to field a good team no matter what. It should pay off with Zidane as coach.

However it's curious the team doesn't have elite defensive midfielders. Casemiro is certainly good but there better ones out there.

Like who? I was thinking exactly that the other day: the lack of true defensive midfielders. The only two elite ones I can think of are Busquets and Mascherano.

[lefty]

Like who? I was thinking exactly that the other day: the lack of true defensive midfielders. The only two elite ones I can think of are Busquets and Mascherano.

Yup

Not to mention Casemiro has been doing his job.
He doesn't need to be spectacular.

[dfens]

Yup

Not to mention Casemiro has been doing his job.
He doesn't need to be spectacular.

gundogan is good but imo real needs a peak yaya toure/essien type, one nigga with the willingness to run like crazy ... dream scenario would be a makelele/davids/viera nigga, but these are just too rare tbh.

[lefty]

gundogan is good but imo real needs a peak yaya toure/essien type, one nigga with the willingness to run like crazy ... dream scenario would be a makelele/davids/viera nigga, but these are just too rare tbh.
Gundogan is more box to box, not a DM; injury prone too

We had Makelele, then for some reason Flo thought it was a good idea to get rid of him for Beckham of shit

[dunkman]

Like who? I was thinking exactly that the other day: the lack of true defensive midfielders. The only two elite ones I can think of are Busquets and Mascherano.

Xavi Alonso and Sami Khedira were worth keeping, not sure what happened there. Matic or Sissoko come to mind. Pogba maybe too, may have been expensive but he would allow to attack with an extra player.

[lefty]

Xavi Alonso and Sami Khedira were worth keeping, not sure what happened there. Matic or Sissoko come to mind. Pogba maybe too, may have been expensive but he would allow to attack with an extra player.
XA wanted to leave
Sami was sacrified so we could sign Hamez IIRC
Never wanted Pogbust tbh

[DAF86]

Xavi Alonso and Sami Khedira were worth keeping, not sure what happened there. Matic or Sissoko come to mind. Pogba maybe too, may have been expensive but he would allow to attack with an extra player.

The only guy that could be considered a DM from the ones you listed is Xabi Alonso, and even he isn't a true DM. I'm telling you, there aren't many true DM out there. A true DM is someone like Busquets, Mascherano, Gatusso, Makelele, Almeyda. Guys that very rarely venture forward, and are more concerned with maintining the defensive balance.

[lefty]

http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/GOAL_INTERNATIONAL/7e/e9/lionel-messi-instagram-chicago_1c3fapdccxove1wil9l6r0ykcf.jpg?w=620&h=348&quality=100

https://d13csqd2kn0ewr.cloudfront.net/uploads/image/file/207062/cropped_westbrook_ronaldo.jpg?ts=1475429407




:lol

[140]

^:lol

[DAF86]

Why is that funny? What am I missing?

[Canyonero]

I think they're laughing at Benchnaldo's face tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Xavi Alonso and Sami Khedira were worth keeping, not sure what happened there. Matic or Sissoko come to mind. Pogba maybe too, may have been expensive but he would allow to attack with an extra player.

why do madrid need this pos? clown hasnt delivered on manure

[lefty]

:lmao La Liga refs SMH

[Bynumite]

The entire team went down like they got shot by a firing squad but it's just a plastic bottle :lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWojCAOeHs

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7326015/messi.gif


Seriously, how bitch made is that team that a collective and synchronized flop is the first that crosses their minds?

Also, notice pussy midget acting like a fake tough guy towards Valencia fans :lmao

[140]

The entire team went down like they got shot by a firing squad but it's just a plastic bottle :lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWojCAOeHs

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7326015/messi.gif


Seriously, how bitch made is that team that a collective and synchronized flop is the first that crosses their minds?

Also, notice pussy midget acting like a fake tough guy towards Valencia fans :lmao
:lmao holy shit that's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen tbh :lmao

Gaymar is such a fucking faggot too :lol

[DAF86]

The entire team went down like they got shot by a firing squad but it's just a plastic bottle :lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWojCAOeHs

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7326015/messi.gif


Seriously, how bitch made is that team that a collective and synchronized flop is the first that crosses their minds?

Also, notice pussy midget acting like a fake tough guy towards Valencia fans :lmao

So you cry about folks falling to the floor, but you also cry about a guy standing on his feet and answering back? Well, aren't you a whinny little bitch.

[Bynumite]

So you cry about folks falling to the floor, but you also cry about a guy standing on his feet and answering back? Well, aren't you a whinny little bitch.

Midget is acting like a fake tough guyPERIOD

Talking shit from a distance because he knows they can't touch him but one of those dudes alone could crush him like a bug if the opportunity presented itself.

He's a pussy no matter how many tats he gets and how much he grows his beard.

[DAF86]

Funny you said they can't touch him, when the only reason Messi acted that way was 'cause they fucking threw a bottle at him.

[dfens]

today's football tbh :lol just a bunch of faggots playing for barcelona, madrid and other stacked teams, preferring to rot on the bench or in some cup game against division 432 teams. Talented players are openly homosexuals or cucks or faggot friendly to keep market presence. Cue in pictures of penaldo, misty's bieber beard or griezmann's princess shoes. These niggas know NOTHING about winning, about real competition, they're godly talented but they lack true manhood. I'd take zidane/maradroga/brasil ronaldo and pele over any of these losers.

Even fucking germany has sometimes gone faggot friendly with goetze, ozil and their ilk .. The sports world coming to an end sons, long gone are the days of true (footballing/basketball) men, only pussies these days colluding and flopping their way to missed penaldos and fake retirements... and I wonder why I can't enjoy these games outside NT games:sleep. Fucking consumerism, destroying everything, just for the sake of "records" and "witnessing the best". A beta 90s generation has spawned this new faggot generation tbh, giving rights to faggots and all other sorts of mentally unstable rejects, all the fucking hipsters and their revergorated "in want some spotlight" takes, all the misguided minority groups and all their bullshit spoonfed by the corporate cronies who line their pockets in one big divide and conquer strategy. These days normality isn't economically viable sons.

I'm telling you sons, this is what its coming to ... the true sportsfan wrestling with the monkeys trying to show them what civilization is all about. Grim business sons.
http://cdn.moviestillsdb.com/sm/955909148337d5585165e9e317559cd5/falling-down.jpg

[140]

Midget is acting like a fake tough guyPERIOD

Talking shit from a distance because he knows they can't touch him but one of those dudes alone could crush him like a bug if the opportunity presented itself.

He's a pussy no matter how many tats he gets and how much he grows his beard.
That's it, &, that's all.

[DAF86]

:lmao Iñaki Williams.

"that's what happens for getting a :monkey on your team" dfens dixit/

[DAF86]

Tristiano :lmao

Him winning the golden Ball, just 'cause Madrid and Portugal lucked into some of the flukiest cups in history, would be a travesty, tbh.

[Jodelo]

Lucky that Iñaki did not score...

That defense :lol

[Canyonero]

Tristiano :lmao

Him winning the golden Ball, just 'cause Madrid and Portugal lucked into some of the flukiest cups in history, would be a travesty, tbh.

That last shot screams "TOSB" all over

[Bynumite]

Tristiano :lmao

Him winning the golden Ball, just 'cause Madrid and Portugal lucked into some of the flukiest cups in history, would be a travesty, tbh.

They should totally reward Lionel Bieber for single-handedly costing his country another major trophy instead :lmao

[lefty]

:wow Las Palmas ' goal

[dfens]

:lmao Iñaki Williams.

"that's what happens for getting a :monkey on your team" dfens (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24674) dixit/

son I'm not watching the game and didn't know this :monkey, I had to youtube him, but just by his haircut you can easily tell that he isn't far removed from his baboon cousins.
I swear to god sport today is so fragmented between big tall :monkey that kick and run fast and technical but pussified players, all tattoed with dumb shit, all the same ... where are the nedveds, where are the zidanes, the tottis, the effenbergs, the figos, the keanes, the gattusos, the dont-give-a-fucks, the talented ALPHAs ?

[dunkman]

After 9 games, the best six teams are clearly set apart.

1. Madrid 21 (24-9)
2. Sevilla 20 (17-12)
3. Barça 19 (29-12)
4. Villarreal 19 (16-5)
5. Atleti 18 (21-4)
6. Bilbao 15 (14-12)
...
15. Valencia 9 (13-18)

Sevilla had some luck, the yellow submarine and colchoneros have the best defense, Barça's defense isn't that great, and Atleti has the best balance of attack and defense but had some bad luck. Madrid has been the most consistent team, but they still have to visit a top team.

It's surprising how bad Valencia plays, they used to be good.

[lefty]

After 9 games, the best six teams are clearly set apart.

1. Madrid 21 (24-9)
2. Sevilla 20 (17-12)
3. Barça 19 (29-12)
4. Villarreal 19 (16-5)
5. Atleti 18 (21-4)
6. Bilbao 15 (14-12)
...
15. Valencia 9 (13-18)

Sevilla had some luck, the yellow submarine and colchoneros have the best defense, Barça's defense isn't that great, and Atleti has the best balance of attack and defense but had some bad luck. Madrid has been the most consistent team, but they still have to visit a top team.

It's surprising how bad Valencia plays, they used to be good.

Not surprising Valencia is so shit they have been a mess for a while

AM is scary, they have improved offensively while remaining a great defensive team.
They won a game 7-1 where Grizz, Gameiro and Torres didn't score

[Kawhitstorm]

Tristiano :lmao

Him winning the golden Ball, just 'cause Madrid and Portugal lucked into some of the flukiest cups in history, would be a travesty, tbh.

Godnaldo is going to be looking down at Missi at the end of the season just like he does when he's receiving a BJ or fuckin' Missi in the butt.

[lefty]

:lmao Missi
:lmao losing to an EPLOL team

[Canyonero]

:lmao Missi
:lmao losing to an EPLOL team

Nice gesture from Messi handing his former coach a W so he won't struggle with qualifying.

[lefty]

Shit wrong thread

[lefty]

:lmao Cholo

:lol Vela gone HAM on Atleti

TheGreatYacht

[TheGreatYacht]

I can't check my notifications lefty :depressed

wow gonna check the highlights on YouTube. Vela on form right before we play US of Gay :)

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Messi was an absolute GOD today, bailing Barca out per usual.

[lefty]

Actually Suarez was the MOTM

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Actually Suarez was the MOTM

Oh I don't know, Suarez was actually quite wasteful with some of those chances. He had a good game, but honestly lefty the argies were on point today. Messi's second half was one of the best halves you'll see all year and Monster Masche was a beast.


Ps it is absolutely unfair that you guys have Morata. He totally deserves to start over Benzema.

[lefty]

Oh I don't know, Suarez was actually quite wasteful with some of those chances. He had a good game, but honestly lefty the argies were on point today. Messi's second half was one of the best halves you'll see all year and Monster Masche was a beast.


Ps it is absolutely unfair that you guys have Morata. He totally deserves to start over Benzema.

I meant Denis Suarez

But yeah Messi was good

[lefty]

Yup Morata has been more convincing do far.

2 different profiles and I think Benz will eventually find his rythm

[DAF86]

Actually Suarez was the MOTM

Lol no son. God was godding like in the best of days.

[lefty]

Lol no son. God was godding like in the best of days.

Well tbf it wasn't a title match with the NT

[DAF86]

Well tbf it wasn't a title match with the NT

He godded like a motherfucker in the last one of those, tbh.

[Canyonero]

Sons I'm concerned about Benchnaldo, is he ok? He isn't statpadding against shitty teams anymore.

[lefty]

Sons I'm concerned about Benchnaldo, is he ok? He isn't statpadding against shitty teams anymore.He is coasting tbh .... or he is done :lol

[Canyonero]

He is coasting tbh .... or he is done :lol

He just signed a Tony Parker contract.

[lefty]

He just signed a Tony Parker contract.

:lol

[Canyonero]

Damn, more bad news for RM. First the Benchnaldone renewal and now Kroos out for 2 months.

[lefty]

Damn, more bad news for RM. First the Benchnaldone renewal and now Kroos out for 2 months.

:lmao

Hospireal

[lefty]

lol Morata out 1 month

https://media.giphy.com/media/7vvXqGLVNO5UY/giphy.gif

[TheGreatYacht]

More Shitzema? Great

[Canyonero]

No Messi no party

[lefty]

:lol Messi missed the game because he vomited

:lol too much pressure on him right now

[dunkman]

This is the first tough visit for the Madrid side. It will be difficult to get a good result from the Vicente Calderón, but Atleti is struggling and Madrid has better individual quality which could make the difference.

[lefty]

Too many injuries we're gonna get raped

[lefty]

ALPHANALDO

[TheGreatYacht]

I'm truly blessed to be able to witness a legend like Ronaldo in his prime

GOAT

[dfens]

I'm truly blessed to be able to witness a legend like Ronaldo in his prime

GOAT

figo > penaldo.

[Canyonero]

figo > penaldo.

Controversial

[TheGreatYacht]

figo > penaldo.
0/10

[lefty]

I guarantee Atleti will score in the last minute

[lefty]

Ronaldoooooooo

[Canyonero]

Penaldo scoring a hattrick against a good team. Is this real?

[TheGreatYacht]

Big game Naldo

Midgetfan pissed

[Bynumite]

figo > penaldo.

Figo is not better than Eusebio, let alone Ronaldo.

[lefty]

Lol poor Vomessi smelling Ronaldo's Alpha pheromones from Barcelona

Maybe that's why he vomited this morning
Or because he remembered Kameni

[dunkman]

El Cholo made a mistake with the Gameiro x Gabi change when it was 0:1. I think that with patience Atleti could have draw the game. The mid-field got weakened and the last two Ronaldo's goal came after lost balls and counter attacks.

[DAF86]

Typical Sidenaldo hat-trick: an ugly free kick with help from the wall/goalkeeper, a penaldo (that wasn't), and a tap in. :lol

[lefty]

Typical Sidenaldo hat-trick: an ugly free kick with help from the wall/goalkeeper, a penaldo (that wasn't), and a tap in. :lol
Damn that's too much sodium

[dunkman]

Typical Sidenaldo hat-trick: an ugly free kick with help from the wall/goalkeeper, a penaldo (that wasn't), and a tap in. :lol

In the free kick he put the ball between two Atleti players. In the second, it was a close call, Ronaldo himself generated and converted the penalty. In the third goal he out-run Godin from center field to receive the ball alone from Bale.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Free kick was the flukiest thing of the season and he had a tap in but props to Ronaldo for looking good against a great team. First time he's had a solid game from start to finish against a strong team in years.

[DAF86]

In the free kick he put the ball between two Atleti players. In the second, it was a close call, Ronaldo himself generated and converted the penalty. In the third goal he out-run Godin from center field to receive the ball alone from Bale.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Bynumite]

Is midgetfan salty today or what?

It's not enough that Ronaldo scored an hat-trick against an elite team @ their place. Every goal gotta be aesthetically pleasing as well :lol

[dunkman]

Free kick was the flukiest thing of the season and he had a tap in but props to Ronaldo for looking good against a great team. First time he's had a solid game from start to finish against a strong team in years.

If you see the goal vs Volksburg in the last CL run, I think Madrid won 3:0 too, Ronaldo made a free kick goal, where the ball passed through the wall between two opposing players.

[lefty]

Free kick was the flukiest thing of the season and he had a tap in but props to Ronaldo for looking good against a great team. First time he's had a solid game from start to finish against a strong team in years.

Moaaaar sodium


Pls

[DAF86]

Is midgetfan salty today or what?

It's not enough that Ronaldo scored an hat-trick against an elite team @ their place. Every goal gotta be aesthetically pleasing as well :lol

No son, not at all. I wish I had a player that scored ugly hat-tricks on my team. I was just stating a fact about the type of goals that Ronaldo tends to score and you all started to feel funny on your panties and jumped on my comment. :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

No son, not at all. I wish I had a player that scored ugly hat-tricks on my team. I was just stating a fact about the type of goals that Ronaldo tends to score and you all started to feel funny on your panties and jumped on my comment. :lol
^ this guy prefers players who dribble thru 4 people only to end up with a throw in tbh :lol

Because if we're comparing goal scoring.. No one comes close in history to Godnaldo

[Bynumite]

No son, not at all. I wish I had a player that scored ugly hat-tricks on my team. I was just stating a fact about the type of goals that Ronaldo tends to score and you all started to feel funny on your panties and jumped on my comment. :lol

A goal is a goal. You don't get extra points for dribbling past the entire team. A lot of times a goal is about being at the right place at the right time, just being aware of your surroundings and positioning yourself. If it was easy, more players would be putting up Ronaldo numbers, which they aren't.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

If you see the goal vs Volksburg in the last CL run, I think Madrid won 3:0 too, Ronaldo made a free kick goal, where the ball passed through the wall between two opposing players.

Yup, and that was a fluky deflection as well. He's one of the worst Fk takers in the world, it is what it is my friend.

[lefty]

Still more Alpha than Vomessi

[Canyonero]

Barcelona shouldn't worry. They still depend on themselves.

[dfens]

A goal is a goal. You don't get extra points for dribbling past the entire team. A lot of times a goal is about being at the right place at the right time, just being aware of your surroundings and positioning yourself. If it was easy, more players would be putting up Ronaldo numbers, which they aren't.

:lol kobe fan logic at work tbh.

[lefty]

Actually Alphanaldo should have had 4 goals

https://scontent-mrs1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15078598_1378641278843002_8351753735308307394_n.jp g?oh=590b06fc21443c3c5674bde4e167aa3e&oe=58B634CB

[Bynumite]

:lol kobe fan logic at work tbh.

If anything what i've posted is the exact opposite of what Kobe used to do. A fadeaway with 2 hands in your face is worth the same as an uncontested layup.

Sure, the fadeaway is prettier to watch but at the end of the day it's only worth 2 or 3 points.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Still more Alpha than Vomessi

Nah, Messi has shown up in far far more Finals than Ronaldo has. Messi's average Finals game is always better than Ronaldo's.

Being an arrogant twat does not make you an alpha. Ronaldo isn't even the best player on Madrid, let alone the alpha.

[dfens]

If anything what i've posted is the exact opposite of what Kobe used to do. A fadeaway with 2 hands in your face is worth the same as an uncontested layup.

Sure, the fadeaway is prettier to watch but at the end of the day it's only worth 2 or 3 points.

the next posts:
1. in this post I'll say that the true kobestan style is relegating a player to goals/ppg
2. in your next post you'll say the game is played on goals/ppg
3. I'll reply saying that you are right but the goals/ppg have to be created and that is misty's clear advantage. I might also say that ronaldo is extremely wasteful (kobe alert!:lol)
4. you'll probably reply that penaldo has a rounded:lol game because he has a good header and can take free kicks.
5. after that I might bother to reply with some notions of rotational and positional play in midfield, and how missi >>>> penaldo because of that because he can switch all midfield positions and play them not run with the ball there.
6. you'll digress to neymonkey/iniesta/xavi creating for misty, how penaldo doesn't have creators on his team and how misty doesn't do it for his NT while ronaldo did it in '16 :lol maybe you'll put a picture with '16 ring.
7. I'll reply that the argie NT is run by faggots and that they lack a clear view and are wasting misty. I'll probably say diego>misty just because misty annoys me to no end with his betaness.
8. agenda accomplished on both sides :toast

Fuck is 2018 here yet? I'm tired of all this penaldo vs misty vomit.

[Canyonero]

Koke: "faggot"
Benchnaldo: "yeah but richer than you"

:lol

[DAF86]

About time Binaldo came out, tbh.

[lefty]

Koke: "faggot"
Benchnaldo: "yeah but richer than you"

:lol
:lol my nikka

[lefty]

Oh and my jinxing badge change worked :lol