Olympics Thread

[Avante]

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Totally out of my element here so I'll just do my...DUH..bit, again.

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yep...as I suspected
http://trackandfieldnews.com/discussion/showthread.php?149607-Fantasy-4x100-teams
wow, exposed. what a scumbag.

[Avante]

wow, exposed. what a scumbag.

You cannot be this dumb.

Watch this ya little shit.

All Time Cali 4x1 Relay

lane

1.Azusa Pacific...Osmond Ezinwa...Raymond McClain..Innocent Egbunike...Davidson Ezinwa
2.Stanford...Clyde Jeffreys...Chuck Francis...Larry Questad...Darrin Nelson
3.SDS...Marty Krulee...Howard Williams...David Russell...Steve Williams
4.SJS...Ronnie Ray Smith...John Carlos...Ray Norton...Tommie Smith
5.USC...Lennox Miller...Andre DeGrasse...Don Quarrie..James Sanford
6.UCLA...Mike Marsh...Ato Boldon...Henry Thomas...Warren Edmonson
7.CPSLO...Bobby Turner...Cecil Turnrer..Karron Conwright..Clancy Edwards
8.Fresno State...Darel Newman...Terry Bowen...Mike Agostini...Josh Norman
9.Cal...Leamon King...Isacc Curtis...Hal Davis...Eddie Hart

[Avante]

You know who it is. Come on little man, do you really have to play this silliness? sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I know who everyone listed there is. None of those times listed were ran by a middle school kid, so SFS is a fucking liar.

[clambake]

when you guys get tired of avante's copy and paste, theres a new hot thread about pizza.

[SpursforSix]

I know who everyone listed there is. None of those times listed were ran by a middle school kid, so SFS is a fucking liar.

Here we go again with this. Listen guy...every time in every track meet ever ran is not recorded. Got it? How many world record times have been run at practices? Thousands. So it shouldn't be hard for you to understand that you don't have a list of the top 200 times.

[Avante]

Here we go again with this. Listen guy...every time in every track meet ever ran is not recorded. Got it? How many world record times have been run at practices? Thousands. So it shouldn't be hard for you to understand that you don't have a list of the top 200 times.

Give me...ONE...world record ran in practice, remember there have been THOUSANDS, yet you can;'t even give me one.

Stupid, a 20.00 would have won you a silver medal in that Olympic 200m. Are you really dumb enought to think a middle school kid could run with Olympic sprinters, you really this stupid?

[SpursforSix]

Stupid, a 20.00 would have won you a silver medal in that Olympic 200m. Are you really dumb enought to think a middle school kid could run with Olympic sprinters, you really this stupid?

I didn't run in the Olympics dickweed.

[Avante]

Something only Avante can do.

The All Time long jump 100M.

lane

1.Darvis Patton TCU
2.Leroy Burrell Houston
3.Jesse Owens Ohio St
4.Eulace Peacock Temple
5.Carl Lewis Houston
6.Cameron Burrell Hoston
7.Dwight Phillips ASU
8.Jarrion Lawson Arkansas

All over 26-0

[Avante]

I didn't run in the Olympics dickweed.

Well no shit stupid. BUT..if you had ran your 20.00 would have won a silver, that really had to be explained to you?

[Avante]

Who here can fill in 32 (4 heats of 8) lanes using just Caribbean sprinters? Oh yeah.....only Avante, ha~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

NFL 100m using Olympic sprinters.

lane

1.Henry Carr Giants/ASU
2.Michael Bates Seahawks/Arizona
3.Ron Brown Rams/ASU
4.Bob Hayes Cowboys/FAMU
5.Jim Hines Dolphins/TSU
6.Frank Budd Eagles/Villanova
7.Ray Norton Niners/SJS
8.Johnny Jones Jets/Texas

[I. Hustle]

Well no shit stupid. BUT..if you had ran your 20.00 would have won a silver, that really had to be explained to you?

Possibly 20. Could have been faster.

Do they have a platinum medal?

[I. Hustle]

Who here can fill in 32 (4 heats of 8) lanes using just Caribbean sprinters? Oh yeah.....only Avante, ha~~~~~~~~~

Who hear has travelled overseas in order to take advantage of underage children? Oh yeah... only Avante, ha~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

I get the fact SFS is an idiot, with no clue at all about sprinting.

Here's what would have really happened if some middle school kid had ran a 20.00.

Coach....20.00???? That can't be right, hey Stupid (SFS nickname) something is wrong. Tomorrow we'll run it again.

Next day.

Coach...19.98???? Stupid, we have to talk.

Coach...where are you getting the steroids?
Stupid...I don't use them, how could a kid afford them?
Coach...hmmmm? Let's do this one more time, let me grab another stop watch.


Coach....19.99??? Ok ok. i need to call in the media, this is something they need to see.

Next day, all the local media is lined up waiting tp watch Stupid run another 200m.

Coach...20.00FLAT~~~~~~~~ Wow!
Media....WOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Next day on ESPN..."we have a real story here, yesterday at a middle school in Texas a kid they call Stupid ran a 20.00 200m, that is a time that would have won every Olympics final up to 1980".

Sports Illustrated would be on their way to Texas. The Tonight Show would be calling. Every college coack in Texas would be on Stupids door step. As would USC, UCLA, Tennessee, Florida, FSU, others.

I knew SFS was stupid, just not this stupid.

[SpursforSix]

I get the fact SFS is an idiot, with no clue at all about sprinting.

Here's what would have really happened if some middle school kid had ran a 20.00.

Coach....20.00???? That can't be right, hey Stupid (SFS nickname) something is wrong. Tomorrow we'll run it again.

Next day.

Coach...19.98???? Stupid, we have to talk.

Coach...where are you getting the steroids?
Stupid...I don't use them, how could a kid afford them?
Coach...hmmmm? Let's do this one more time, let me grab another stop watch.


Coach....19.99??? Ok ok. i need to call in the media, this is something they need to see.

Next day, all the local media is lined up waiting tp watch Stupid run another 200m.

Coach...20.00FLAT~~~~~~~~ Wow!
Media....WOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Next day on ESPN..."we have a real story here, yesterday at a middle school in Texas a kid they call Stupid ran a 20.00 200m, that is a time that would have won every Olympics final up to 1980".

Sports Illustrated would be on their way to Texas. The Tonight Show would be calling. Every college coack in Texas would be on Stupids door step. As would USC, UCLA, Tennessee, Florida, FSU, others.

It's like this...

ZOOOOOMMMM. SFS crosses the line.
Coach : Nice run son.
SFS : What's my time?
Coach : 20.00
SFS : Is that fast?
Coach : Don't know. But you won.
SFS : S'all I was trying to do.
Coach : OK see you later
SFS : Not if I see you first
Coach / SFS : (laughing)

[Avante]

It's like this...

ZOOOOOMMMM. SFS crosses the line.
Coach : Nice run son.
SFS : What's my time?
Coach : 20.00
SFS : Is that fast?
Coach : Don't know. But you won.
SFS : S'all I was trying to do.
Coach : OK see you later
SFS : Not if I see you first
Coach / SFS : (laughing)


Now you are trying to sell a track coach who doesn't know what a 20.00 is, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dude, you are retarded.

Retard, ya ran a 29, ok? But being an idiot all ya remember is 20 something, ok?

Stupid, in 2016 the fasted 200m ran by a middle school kid in Texas was 23 something, ok?

[SpursforSix]

Now you are trying to sell a track coach who doesn't know what a 20.00 is, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dude, you are retarded.

Retard, ya ran a 29, ok? But being an idiot all ya remember is 20 something, ok?

Stupid, in 2016 the fasted 200m ran by a middle school kid in Texas was 23 something, ok?

I already mentioned that my track coach was someone's dad. Not someone with any T&F experience or knowledge. Honestly, I wish that I hadn't run so fast so you wouldn't have to be jealous.

[Avante]

I already mentioned that my track coach was someone's dad. Not someone with any T&F experience or knowledge. Honestly, I wish that I hadn't run so fast so you wouldn't have to be jealous.

All track coachs are someones dad ya dumb fuck.

Dude, you are a 100% moron.

[SpursforSix]

All track coachs are someones dad ya dumb fuck.

Dude, you are a 100% moron.

LOL. Classic.

[SpursforSix]

All track coachs are someones dad ya dumb fuck.

Dude, you are a 100% moron.

Oh...and you're 100% wrong again. You've probably never heard of Bill Wayward. Who is he? Oh...just one of the most legendary track coaches in history. Yep...coached those ducks.
He was no one's dad.
Peckerhead.

[Avante]

Oh...and you're 100% wrong again. You've probably never heard of Bill Wayward. Who is he? Oh...just one of the most legendary track coaches in history. Yep...coached those ducks.yHe was no one's dad.
Peckerhead.


Hahahahahaa~~~~~~~~~~ So stupid ya don't even know....BILL HAYWARD.


My God this little shit is stupid.

[SpursforSix]

Hahahahahaa~~~~~~~~~~ So stupid ya don't even know....BILL HAYWARD.


My God this little shit is stupid.

Typo. Doesn't change the fact that he didn't have any kids. So I made a typing error. You were just wrong.

[Avante]

Typo. Doesn't change the fact that he didn't have any kids. So I made a typing error. You were just wrong.

Stupid, W...is no where around a ...H...ok idiot?

And any moron trying to sell...as a kid I ran a 20.00, but my coach had no idea how fast that was...is in no position to say anything, ok? You are retarded.

[SpursforSix]

Stupid, W...is no where around a ...H...ok idiot?

And any moron trying to sell...as a kid I ran a 20.00, but my coach had no idea how fast that was...is in no position to say anything, ok? You are retarded.

Obviously, I know enough about Bill Hayward to know he wasn't a dad.

[Avante]

Stupid, are really this desperate?

So you had a coach who didn't know what a 20.00 was, right? So why was he timing you at all? So when he took you guys to meets he never noticed that you kids were running 27ish in the 200m? He was so dumb he didn't know a 20.00 is world class?


Dude, if you had ran a 20.00 ypu would have beaten all those other kids by about 20m in a 200m race. Now think just a litle bit ya dumb fuck, ok?

Dude, the troll is stupid, ok? It makes ya look retarded, ok?

[SpursforSix]

Stupid, are really this desperate?

So you had qa coach who didn't know what a 20.00 was, right? So why was he timing you a all? So when he took you guys to meets he never noticed that you kids wre running 27ish in the 200m? He was so dumn he didn't know a 20.00 is world class?


Dude, if you had ran a 20.00 ypu would have beaten all those other kids by about 20m in a 200m race. Now think just a litle bit ya dumb fuck, ok?

I already mentioned that I won by a huge distance.

[clambake]

a so-called track expert doesn't know about women coaches.

exposed.

[I. Hustle]

a so-called track expert doesn't know about women coaches.

exposed.

He seems to know all about middle school and high school runners though. Weird. Almost like he's studied them.

[clambake]

He seems to know all about middle school and high school runners though. Weird. Almost like he's studied them.

you mean the ones that got away?

[I. Hustle]

you mean the ones that got away?

Well, he knows how fast the fastest one is that's for sure.

[Avante]

I already mentioned that I won by a huge distance.

So your track coach saw you totally destroy a field of 26ish sprinters, look down and see 20.00 and he had no idea he had a WORLD CLASS sprinter on his team?

Dude, this is fun you thinking you are trolling me and me knowing I;m trolling you, ha~~~~~~~~~~

I thought you'd finally figure out your dumb ass was being worked, nope, you're too damn stupid.


Stupid, I;m now bored with this stupid 20.00 crap, ok? I was curious to just how far you'd take it, yep, a 100% moron.

[SpursforSix]

So your track coach saw you totally destroy a field of 26ish sprinters, look down and see 20.00 and he had no idea he had a WORLD CLASS sprinter on his team?

Dude, this is fun you thinking you are trolling me and me knowing I;m trolling you, ha~~~~~~~~~~

I thought you'd finally figure out your dumb ass was being worked, nope, you're too damn stupid.


Stupid, I;m now bored with this stupid 20.00 crap, ok? I was curious to just how far you'd take it, yep, a 100% moron.

Hey PedoMagoo...I told you...3 sentences or less.

[Avante]

Ya mean like this?


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=49684&dateline=1436366042 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49684)Post Count5,778NBA TeamSan Antonio Spurs

Let's start with a short review of the pizzas. I've had both of these in the last few days. Note that comparison is based on a cheese pizza.

Totino's - It's a frozen pizza. Costs about $1.25. I think you might be able to get 5 for $5 at some places.
Takes about 15 minutes including the over preheat.
I like it with a crisp crust so I put it straight on the rack.
It's so thin that it's a fine line between overcooking and not melting the cheese thoroughly.
They're square now so when it's done I cut it into 6 approximately equal pieces. Sometimes 8 if my second cut is off.
While eating the pizza, I find myself thinking, "It's hard to believe this is a one dollar pizza. Shit, I forgot to get a drink before I sat down."

Papa John's - It's delivery. I don't know the cost because I was at a friend's house.
It took about 30 minutes to arrive on Saturday night about 10.
I got the regular crust.
It's a circle pizza cut into 8 non matching pieces.
It was pretty average and not as good as I remembered it being many years ago.

For the value, Totino's wins hands down. Although I don't really know the prices of the Papa John's, I assume it was more than $5.
If I'm going to eat a pizza in a half hour never to remembered again, I'm going to spend the dollar and put hot sauce on it.

If I'm at someone's house, I'd rather them order delivery from somewhere.

If I want an upscale pizza, I'll go to Olive Garden and sit down.

[Avante]

We have a genuine grade A idiot among us in this SFS freak. I can recall dealing with anyone this dumb before.

[benefactor]

translation

Totally out of my element here so I'll just do my...DUH..bit, again.


That was stupid.

Why fight it like ya do little man?

Give me any school and if they can fill 8 lanes with sub 10.30 sprinters, I will post it.


I know who everyone listed there is. None of those times listed were ran by a middle school kid, so SFS is a fucking liar.


Give me...ONE...world record ran in practice, remember there have been THOUSANDS, yet you can;'t even give me one.

Stupid, a 20.00 would have won you a silver medal in that Olympic 200m. Are you really dumb enought to think a middle school kid could run with Olympic sprinters, you really this stupid?


Well no shit stupid. BUT..if you had ran your 20.00 would have won a silver, that really had to be explained to you?


Who here can fill in 32 (4 heats of 8) lanes using just Caribbean sprinters? Oh yeah.....only Avante, ha~~~~~~~~~


All track coachs are someones dad ya dumb fuck.

Dude, you are a 100% moron.


We have a genuine grade A idiot among us in this SFS freak. I can recall dealing with anyone this dumb before.


^:cry

[Avante]

Poor little guy, he just tags along, ha~~~~ He knows he doesn't know anything about any of this stuff, ha~~~~

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Ya mean like this?


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=49684&dateline=1436366042 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49684)Post Count5,778NBA TeamSan Antonio Spurs
Let's start with a short review of the pizzas. I've had both of these in the last few days. Note that comparison is based on a cheese pizza.

Totino's - It's a frozen pizza. Costs about $1.25. I think you might be able to get 5 for $5 at some places.
Takes about 15 minutes including the over preheat.
I like it with a crisp crust so I put it straight on the rack.
It's so thin that it's a fine line between overcooking and not melting the cheese thoroughly.
They're square now so when it's done I cut it into 6 approximately equal pieces. Sometimes 8 if my second cut is off.
While eating the pizza, I find myself thinking, "It's hard to believe this is a one dollar pizza. Shit, I forgot to get a drink before I sat down."

Papa John's - It's delivery. I don't know the cost because I was at a friend's house.
It took about 30 minutes to arrive on Saturday night about 10.
I got the regular crust.
It's a circle pizza cut into 8 non matching pieces.
It was pretty average and not as good as I remembered it being many years ago.

For the value, Totino's wins hands down. Although I don't really know the prices of the Papa John's, I assume it was more than $5.
If I'm going to eat a pizza in a half hour never to remembered again, I'm going to spend the dollar and put hot sauce on it.

If I'm at someone's house, I'd rather them order delivery from somewhere.

If I want an upscale pizza, I'll go to Olive Garden and sit down.

If you were a real expert you'd be allowed to not only post like this but also to make new threads.

You are a fraud and a know nothing though so your rubbish must be limited to 3 sentences or less for the good of the board (believe me, no one gives a............yep..............fuck about your useless lists).

[Avante]

If you were a real expert you'd be allowed to not only post like this but also to make new threads.

You are a fraud and a know nothing though so your rubbish must be limited to 3 sentences or less for the good of the board (believe me, no one gives a............yep..............fuck about your useless lists).


Ya mean all those lists that prove we have a lot of know nothings here?

Dude, do you do anything other than leech off others?

There is nobody anywhere on my level when it comes to track/football/blues as a combo. Why fight the obvious?

[pgardn]

Ya mean all those lists that prove we have a lot of know nothings here?

Dude, do you do anything other than leech off others?

There is nobody anywhere on my level when it comes to track/football/blues as a combo. Why fight the obvious?

You beg to be noticed and when trolled you can't fathom why...
Its grandiose autism.

[Avante]

You beg to be noticed and when trolled you can't fathom why...
Its grandiose autism.

Stupid, are you ever going to figure this out? Come on little man, do you really think I fall for all this stupid bullshit? Come on guy, ok?

In case ya haven't noticed amigo, I get plenty of attention...ok? Hell, look at you, Avantre is about 80% of all you do here......right?