Dream hands that happened to you in Hold Em

[Fabbs]

2/2 60/150 table I'm in seat 6.
My stack is 350, 2nd is about 275, 3rd 200, several 100-175 and a couple small stacks.
Preflop
Dealer button is on seat 8.
Seat 3 with AA raises to 15.
Two callers in front of me.
I call with 7/8 off.
Two additional callers behind me.

Flop 4d 5d 6c
1st to act goes 18.
AA calls.
Seat 4 calls
I call
Seat 7 calls
Seat 8 calls.
So I figure someone has a flush draw and I'll live with it if they draw out.

Turn 9s
1st to act again goes 18
AA just calls
Seat 4 bails
I go All In
Seat 7 hymns and haws and goes All In.
1st to act goes All In
AA goes All In.

River 10 hearts.
So I have the absolute nutt straight, 45678 0 10with no flush and no paired board.
It's a total scoop. :lol
Seat 7 had up n down straight draw (he had the 7), another had two pair. AA just completely misplayed his hand, obviously. DK if the other two had a flush draw or not, they mucked.

Only downside?
The 1/2 table I had left about an hour earlier Jackpotted for 20K. Who knows if it would have had I stayed, but anywho.
What was some of your dream hands?

[SpursforSix]

I was playing with 5 hot chicks and when the flop came, we all looked at each other and laughed and threw our cards away and made sex on the table.

[HI-FI]

I can honestly say I've never had that dream.

[SpursforSix]

This guy has DOUBLE dream hands.

dm7yAWpX1Mc

[clambake]

This guy has DOUBLE dream hands.

dm7yAWpX1Mc

and they say white people can't dance.

spursforsix shooting down another stereotype

[Fabbs]

Nightmare:
Me 10/10
2nd 7/7
3rd suited diamonds

Flop 10d 7d 4c
I smooth check, diamonds goes 40, 777 reraises to 140, diamonds calls, I re reRaise All In, they both call.

Turn Jc
River 7 giving tard Quads.

[I. Hustle]

Me: I dreamed of your hands all over my body

[Fabbs]

Dream
Me 55
He A7 suited

Flop 552
Turn A
River A

Me 5555
He AAA55

500

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Dream
Me 55
He A7 suited

Flop 552
Turn A
River A

Me 5555
He AAA55

500
quads are extremely rare though.

[I. Hustle]

quads are extremely rare though.

Come rest your head on my quads

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I remember getting a royal flush back in 11th grade on Zynga when I went all in heads up (I had like 4k and the other guy like 5k at the end of a sit 'n' go) with AT of hearts, the other guy called and turned over the two black AA's so I was sure I was finished. The flop went dud-K of hearts-dud, the turn J of hearts, and the river Q of hearts... I was ecstatic. Great sit 'n' go win that netted me $500,000 in Zynga bucks.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Come rest your head on my quads
queer

[UNT Eagles 2016]

The OP post seems like you were playing with a bunch of annoying calling stations/fish though. Gotta play with a bunch of rocks, that's the optimal environment

[I. Hustle]

queer

What did you call me, bitch? I'll bend your ass over and show you queer. Then I'll take you out for a nice dinner

[UNT Eagles 2016]

What did you call me, bitch? I'll bend your ass over and show you queer. Then I'll take you out for a nice dinner

queer

[I. Hustle]

queer

I thought you were into Ethiopians. My pener is as hungry as one.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I thought you were into Ethiopians. My pener is as hungry as one.

not into peners, kthxdi.

[I. Hustle]

not into peners, kthxdi.

Whoa whoa whoa SLOW DOWN. I meant my pener into YOU! I don't think I would enjoy you into my pener.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Whoa whoa whoa SLOW DOWN. I meant my pener into YOU! I don't think I would enjoy you into my pener.

queer

[I. Hustle]

queer

Are you offering?

[Fabbs]

The OP post seems like you were playing with a bunch of annoying calling stations/fish though. Gotta play with a bunch of rocks, that's the optimal environment
All tables levels of Southern Cal is mostly No Hold Em Fold Em.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Are you offering?

I'm not a queer

[Fabbs]

me 5 spades, 7 clubs
Gramps: Ace spades, 4 hearts

Flop 2 3 6 Spades.
Gramps bets 40, I call.

Turn 4 spades.
I smooth check, Gramps bets 50, I reraise all in 325 Gramps insta calls with his remaining 150.

He: Ace high nutt flush
Me: One card straight flush

[DMC]

3 other players with suited pairs before the flop, two of them got another on the flop. Board pairs on the turn. River is no help to anyone. Me 1st to act, sitting with spade RF. It was a peach.

[Fabbs]

suited pairs before the flop,
A preflop "suited pair"?

[SpursforSix]

Wtf

[MultiTroll]

3Q Me
Ah 4h He

Flop Jh 8h 3h (He flopped the nutt straight.)
He slow plays it we all check.

Turn 3
He value bets 15, I sense he has a monster so just call hoping to hit a river boat.

River Q. I boat up lol.

He thinks he is value betting for 30.
I re raise all in for 250 like I'm either trying to buy it or we both have a 3.
He calls.

[DMC]

A preflop "suited pair"?

The nutt suited pair.

[MultiTroll]

The nutt suited pair.
Got it.
You've got some game going.

[SpursforSix]

3Q Me
Ah 4h He

Flop Jh 8h 3h (He flopped the nutt straight.)
He slow plays it we all check.

Turn 3
He value bets 15, I sense he has a monster so just call hoping to hit a river boat.

River Q. I boat up lol.

He thinks he is value betting for 30.
I re raise all in for 250 like I'm either trying to buy it or we both have a 3.
He calls.

He had a flush, not a straight.

[DMC]

He had a flush, not a straight.

I ended up with a nut straight flush ace high.

[SpursforSix]

I ended up with a nut straight flush ace high.

Nice. I once had quad suited connectors and lost to that hand. Called the full ante in the river.

[DMC]

Nice. I once had quad suited connectors and lost to that hand. Called the full ante in the river.

I was on the river once and had a full boat, suited (because it was a wedding) and at the turn someone flopped out a pair and everyone folded on the spot.