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I was playing with 5 hot chicks and when the flop came, we all looked at each other and laughed and threw our cards away and made sex on the table.
2/2 60/150 table I'm in seat 6.
My stack is 350, 2nd is about 275, 3rd 200, several 100-175 and a couple small stacks.
Preflop
Dealer button is on seat 8.
Seat 3 with AA raises to 15.
Two callers in front of me.
I call with 7/8 off.
Two additional callers behind me.
Flop 4d 5d 6c
1st to act goes 18.
AA calls.
Seat 4 calls
I call
Seat 7 calls
Seat 8 calls.
So I figure someone has a flush draw and I'll live with it if they draw out.
Turn 9s
1st to act again goes 18
AA just calls
Seat 4 bails
I go All In
Seat 7 hymns and haws and goes All In.
1st to act goes All In
AA goes All In.
River 10 hearts.
So I have the absolute nutt straight, 45678 0 10with no flush and no paired board.
It's a total scoop.
Seat 7 had up n down straight draw (he had the 7), another had two pair. AA just completely misplayed his hand, obviously. DK if the other two had a flush draw or not, they mucked.
Only downside?
The 1/2 table I had left about an hour earlier Jackpotted for 20K. Who knows if it would have had I stayed, but anywho.
What was some of your dream hands?
I was playing with 5 hot chicks and when the flop came, we all looked at each other and laughed and threw our cards away and made sex on the table.
I can honestly say I've never had that dream.
This guy has DOUBLE dream hands.
and they say white people can't dance.
spursforsix shooting down another stereotype
Nightmare:
Me 10/10
2nd 7/7
3rd suited diamonds
Flop 10d 7d 4c
I smooth check, diamonds goes 40, 777 reraises to 140, diamonds calls, I re reRaise All In, they both call.
Turn Jc
River 7 giving Quads.
Me: I dreamed of your hands all over my body
Dream
Me 55
He A7 suited
Flop 552
Turn A
River A
Me 5555
He AAA55
500
quads are extremely rare though.
Come rest your head on my quads
I remember getting a royal flush back in 11th grade on Zynga when I went all in heads up (I had like 4k and the other guy like 5k at the end of a sit 'n' go) with AT of hearts, the other guy called and turned over the two black AA's so I was sure I was finished. The flop went dud-K of hearts-dud, the turn J of hearts, and the river Q of hearts... I was ecstatic. Great sit 'n' go win that netted me $500,000 in Zynga bucks.
The OP post seems like you were playing with a bunch of annoying calling stations/fish though. Gotta play with a bunch of rocks, that's the optimal environment
What did you call me, ? I'll bend your ass over and show you . Then I'll take you out for a nice dinner
I thought you were into Ethiopians. My pener is as hungry as one.
not into peners, kthxdi.
Whoa whoa whoa SLOW DOWN. I meant my pener into YOU! I don't think I would enjoy you into my pener.
Are you offering?
All tables levels of Southern Cal is mostly No Hold Em Fold Em.
I'm not a
me 5 spades, 7 clubs
Gramps: Ace spades, 4 hearts
Flop 2 3 6 Spades.
Gramps bets 40, I call.
Turn 4 spades.
I smooth check, Gramps bets 50, I reraise all in 325 Gramps insta calls with his remaining 150.
He: Ace high nutt flush
Me: One card straight flush
3 other players with suited pairs before the flop, two of them got another on the flop. Board pairs on the turn. River is no help to anyone. Me 1st to act, sitting with spade RF. It was a peach.
A preflop "suited pair"?
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