*Week One Official Thread sponsored by Cam vs. Von II*

[Trill Clinton]

fucking beasley

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Dolphins finally take advantage of their oppurtunities. They should blowing out the Seahawks.

[Mal]

Struggle to fail in that drive

[RD2191]

:lol cowboys

[Mal]

kick return will not bail Struggle`s ass

[RD2191]

Faggot ass secondary

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Michael carrying Struggle's ass.

[Silver&Black]

Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzz

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Salsa time.

[Clipper Nation]

CRUUUUUZZZZ!

[Clipper Nation]

Suh shitting on Struggle.

[spurraider21]

not a good look for seattle... wilson struggling (pun intended) and offense sputtering. they started slow last year too, though, so time will tell

[TheCultOfPersonality]

How is Doug Baldwin wide open on this?

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Baldwin dragging Struggle down the field.

[RD2191]

Get Zeke the fuck out. Put Morris in there.

[RD2191]

Bryant, overrated scrub.

[Silver&Black]

Bad spot. That looked like a 1st down to me...

[RD2191]

:lmao

[spurraider21]

clutch drive by wilson!

[Clipper Nation]

Struggle is still trash. He just had receivers wide open on every play, and the ref$ allowed his team to get away with absolutely blatant holds on almost every play.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Dolphins left a bunch of points on the field. THey have no one to blame but themselves if they lose.

[spurraider21]

Struggle is still trash. He just had receivers wide open on every play, and the ref$ allowed his team to get away with absolutely blatant holds on almost every play.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2957518/you-salty-o.gif

[spurraider21]

smart, patient run by jennings there. good play

[Robz4000]

:lol the Cowboys are so terrible

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Tannehill overthrows Stills which could be a possible touchdown pass.

[Clipper Nation]

Luck is ACTUALLY clutch.

[Silver&Black]

Tannehill overthrows Stills which could be a possible touchdown pass.

Granted he caught it.

[djohn2oo8]

Good gawd, Garrett taking ALL of his timeouts :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Yet another game where Struggle shits the bed and gets bailed out by his defense. Game. Manager. Period.

[spurraider21]

Good gawd, Garrett taking ALL of his timeouts :lol
its smart to take those timeouts

better to take timeouts to prevent the giants from soaking up 40 seconds than to take a timeout during your own possession when you'll be hurrying up anyway. saving ~35 seconds by taking timeouts when the giants have the ball, saving ~15-20 seconds by taking a timeout during your own possession

its simple clock management/mathematics to take your timeouts that way... and its shocking to me that a lot of coaches dont opt to do that

[Silver&Black]

Jennings almost busted another one.

[Chris]

Game plan to beat Dallas: HB dive; HB draw; Quick curls; WR Sluggo

[Silver&Black]

Get out of bounds dumbass...

[Robz4000]

Almost HM time

[Silver&Black]

Get out of bounds dumbass...

x2

[Robz4000]

:lmao retarded fuck

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao

[jeebus]

:lol high school education at work

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Terrence Williams was near the sideline and decided to go into the middle of the field. Just stupid.

[RD2191]

Williams you bum ass mutha fuka

[resistanze]

Terrence Williams was near the sideline and decided to go into the middle of the field. Just stupid.

I'm in DC at a bar for business. I just laughed hysterically out loud, while others were swearing. Wtf was that??

[Trainwreck2100]

Baylor piece of crap better go back to raping women

[RD2191]

Terrance Williams killed harambe.

[Clipper Nation]

Cowboys aren't losing at home to NYG
Sure about that?

[djohn2oo8]

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[UZER]

:lol The Cowboys and their love affair with dumb players and dumb coaches. Shouldn't expect anything different from a dumb owner.

[djohn2oo8]

775114491814109184

[Robz4000]

:cry Gore my nigga :cry

[Mal]

It would be like what 60 yrd for Bailey ? What a moron.

[Mal]

So Lions going down on missed PAT, lmao

[RD2191]

Jones jr pulling a Williams

[djohn2oo8]

775116830545440773

[RD2191]

775116830545440773

:lmao

[Silver&Black]

Prater coming up clutch...

[ace3g]

Loving these tweets throughout the day

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[resistanze]

Lol fagano

[Mal]

Like the hate on this dumb ass Cowboys receiver

[RD2191]

Tbh Dallas will never win with our retarded coaching staff. Biggest joke of a staff in the NFL. I've been saying it for years. Doesn't even matter how much talent we have TBH.

[benefactor]

:lol rest of the AFC South

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Loving these tweets throughout the day

775113376905170944
JUst cold. :rollin

[Robz4000]

Tbh Dallas will never win with our retarded coaching staff. Biggest joke of a staff in the NFL. I've been saying it for years. Doesn't even matter how much talent we have TBH.

Chargers' is much worse tbh.

[resistanze]

Loving these tweets throughout the day

775113376905170944

Savage

[RD2191]

Chargers' is much worse tbh.

Chargers are pretty much the afc version of the cowboys. :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

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[Silver&Black]

Bunch of close games today. Pretty good week 1 overall.

[313]

31-39 for 340 yards and 3 TDs with a game winning drive ON THE ROAD :worthy:

[140]

:lol cowshits

[Thread]

I'd give my left nut for the Pats to win tonite. I'd be happier than a pig in shit.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

My favorite part of Sunday Night Football is Carrie Underwood.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao Jack Prescott..all that hype for nothing..

And people were shitting on the Broncos' QB situation:lol

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao Jack Prescott..all that hype for nothing..

And people were shitting on the Broncos' QB situation:lol
Because the Broncos have two pieces of shit at QB :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Because the Broncos have two pieces of shit at QB :lol

Siemian= or > Assweiler, especially at that price:lol

[Pelicans78]

Chargers' is much worse tbh.

At least they don't have the highest paid offensive coordinator in NFL history.

[Mal]

Garopolo looked impresive in that drive.

[Clipper Nation]

Brady once again exposed as a system QB. Patsies still moving the ball at will without him. Wonder which cheating tactic they've come up with this year.

[djohn2oo8]

Siemian= or > Assweiler, especially at that price:lol
Semen got carried by CJ, after missing receivers BADLY all night. :lol

[ace3g]

By the way this is pretty cool/creepy

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[spurraider21]

fitz is unbelievable

[HI-FI]

Incredible catch by Fitz.

[Spur-Addict]

Game winning drive starting from the eight yard line.

[Chinook]

Could see what Belichick was thinking. That was going to be a harried attempt.

[Spur-Addict]

Wow, shanked it.

[resistanze]

lmao Cards

[HI-FI]

:lol
oh man

[spurraider21]

Thread

[Chinook]

And you can see why the best STers get paid like starters.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

No Brady, no Gronk, no problem.

[Mal]

Who needs starting QB, TE, RT, LT

[HI-FI]

I actually thought pats would lose this one, win the next 3.

Garofalo looked good and far less of a douchebag than Brady.

[spurraider21]

:lmao afc east

pats have no brady, play in AZ... come out of week 1 as the only team in the division with a win

[Mal]

:lmao afc east

pats have no brady, play in AZ... come out of week 1 as the only team in the division with a win

No Brady and Gronk and Solder and Vollmer. Started two rookies at OL, rookie QB

[Thread]

Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)

A great nite and a great week comin' up.

I'm dancin'. Naked.

[HI-FI]

No Brady and Gronk and Solder and Vollmer. Started two rookies at OL, rookie QB
Any other team would be screwed. But the other teams don't have GOAT Belichick and Ernie Adams.

[Thread]

Any other team would be screwed. But the other teams don't have GOAT Belichick and Ernie Adams.

Belichick walked Arians right to the rocks.

[Chris]

Belichick walked Arians right to the rocks.

...and left him to crawl; belly draggin'.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Luck dominated today, to bad the defense shit the bed per par. Hard to win when your defense is made of glass...

[JMarkJohns]

Freaking Arians getting cute on play calling once they got in FG range after 2 minute warning is what killed them. Lost like 17 yards on back to back plays.

Should have got to 30, then just ran Johnson 2 straight to make the FG reasonable, then kick on 3rd down after forcing use of all NE timeouts, and that way if snap sucks, you have a do-over.

It's not hard to win. Until you start throwing backs Boulder fades to undersized wideouts and delayed sweep reverse to an undersized RB when down.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Saints/Dallas/Arizona :lol ... trash


Seriously... who the **** goes for TWO to win the game instead of kicking the sure PAT for overtime?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Who needs starting QB, TE, RT, LT

AZ sucks ass.

[Chinook]

On another note, I do like how teams are missing more XPs now. It has already affected the outcome of games, and that was the goal of moving it back. It was a well-done change by the NFL. If anything, they could stand to make it harder. Maybe they could move the position the ball based on where the TD was scored like in rugby (though not as extreme, of course).

[Avante]

Last time I looked, you could go 12-4 just by picking with the spread. It would make sense to aim to do better than chance.

How about me vs you, ok?

I will go 12-4 maybe 13-3 in week one.

[Avante]

Swagboys ain't losing to the giants. Fuck outta here.

It shouldn't have been that close.

[AlexJones]

So who have been the coons so far

-Cam
-Wilson

who else

[Avante]

Best QB I saw from Friday to today, was a HS QB at Bishop Gorman.

Carolina with all that rest vs my Niners at home coming off a loss with my Niners coming off a short week on the road.

Who comes up with this shit?

The Cards will not lose two home games in a row and the Buc's won't win two road games in as row.

Who comes up with this shit?

So there are the Seahawks and Chiefs all worried about getting their pre game National Anthem bullshit right, then go out and almost get beat by inferior teams.

Time to can that silliness and just worry about football. If black men raised their kids instead of bailing on them there wouldn't be all the problems we see. If something needs to be protested there ir is......hey black daddy, RAISE YOUR KIDS!!!!

[Avante]

So who have been the coons so far

-Cam
-Wilson

who else

Real good chance we see two coon QB's in the NCAA title game and one in the SB.

Like I mentioned, more and more colleges are looking for athletic QB's, and where does the NFL get their QB's?

[Chinook]

How about me vs you, ok?

I will go 12-4 maybe 13-3 in week one.

You should know by now if you're going to get that high. We've already seen 14/16 games played for the week. Right now, it's 9-5 for Vegas favorites.

You are currently 11-3, and you can't lose ground to Vegas this week.

[Avante]

You should know by now if you're going to get that high. We've already seen 14/16 games played for the week. Right now, it's 9-5 for Vegas favorites.

You are currently 11-3, and you can't lose ground to Vegas this week.

My man got popped, so until I find somebody else locally to take my action I'm not playing ATS. So none of that has anything to do with just picking SU for fun. Office pool stuff here.

I usually average 10 wins a week over a season (keep in mind the bye weeks).

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Hoping the Redskins can tear up the Squealers' D tonight

[Avante]

Hoping the Redskins can tear up the Squealers' D tonight

The best team in the league on MNF....Pittsburg Steelers. The Redskins have sucked.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

The best team in the league on MNF....Pittsburg Steelers. The Redskins have sucked.

There's a lot of teams in the NFL that are better than the Squealers and Rapelisberger. They have no defense and their RB is about your age.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

HTTR!!

1) Hate PIT
2) Put the Cowboys behind the 8-ball once and for all so they can give up and tank the season

[Chinook]

:lmao IRG3 done for at least eight weeks. What are the odds the Browns don't even use the DtR on him?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

:lmao IRG3 done for at least eight weeks. What are the odds the Browns don't even use the DtR on him?
3:1

[Robz4000]

:lmao holy shit

[Clipper Nation]

Luck dominated today, to bad the defense shit the bed per par. Hard to win when your defense is made of glass...
:lol And all the Cum-guzzlers swore that Luck was going to shit the bed this year. It won't be long before they start playing the race card again to defend their game manager QB.

[Robz4000]

Big Rape looks awful

[Robz4000]

Big Rape looks awful

Nevermind

[benefactor]

Big nuts call there on 4th and 1. Well done.

[benefactor]

C:lolusins...and Texans fans were drooling over this motherfucker

[Spurs9]

Brown penalty for twerking :lol

[benefactor]

Big Raping raping tbh

[benefactor]

That hesitation by Williams:wow

[Robz4000]

God damn, Big Rape and Brown in prime form. Steelers are gonna be tough this year.

[Trill Clinton]

kirk cousins is trash. every throw is under 10 yards

[Killakobe81]

God damn, Big Rape and Brown in prime form. Steelers are gonna be tough this year.

Yep.Told niccas two years ago antonio Brown was better than Julio or Dez

[Killakobe81]

Brown was pu$$y poppin, doo-doo brown on dem foreskins.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao Cac Cousins has never defeated a team with a winning record, tbh:lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

Based Gabbert time. I still believe :cry

[Trainwreck2100]

the worst opening week tradition, the chris berman game

[Robz4000]

Les go Niners

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Rams time.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsB8p_GUkAAVIu9.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, what a terrible game for MNF:wow

I need Rams' D to score less than 21 fantasy points, though..

[Robz4000]

Hyde!

[benefactor]

Les go Niners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09oUUhkSxbQ

[benefactor]

Bowman is a fucking animal.

[HI-FI]

glad Gabbert is starting over Kapernick, who is too busy reading Shaun King since he can't read defenses.

my cuz was Gabbert's next door neighbor so i've heard he's a good dude. He's definitely gotten better with the Niners.

[Trainwreck2100]

what a shit fucking game

[Trill Clinton]

damn these qb's are horrible.

[ace3g]

Rams time.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsB8p_GUkAAVIu9.jpg

name?

[Robz4000]

At least Gabbert looks like he'll be a solid game manager unlike Kraep. Can't take much away from the Niner D from this game. Holy shit Fisher's offense is painful to watch.

[Avante]

Why did I ignore the fact my Niners have won their last 10 MNF at home, now 11?

DUH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-4 on the week SU.

But to come off a short week, fly back to Carolina who have all that rest and coming off a lose, ouch!!!!!!

Facts for week two.

Cards have never went 0-2 under Arians.

The Lions have never been 2-0 under Caldwell.

The Jags have never won their first road game under Bradley.

Vikes have never been 2-0 under Zimmer.

Oakland hasn't been 2-0 in over a decade.

Chargers have never gone 0-2 under McCoy.

Buc's haven't won their first two road games of a new season in over a decade.

Skins have never gone 0-2 under Gruden.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

name? Ava Fiore

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Norman is overrated overpaid trash per par. Brandon Carr 2.0.

[chunticakes]

Norman is overrated overpaid trash per par. Brandon Carr 2.0.

Can't wait til next Sunday when Garrett has Dez line up across him the whole game.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Can't wait til next Sunday when Garrett has Dez line up across him the whole game.
I think he does better against that type of receiver... rather have some overrated big name guy like Williams line up against Norman so Dez can dominate the other guy.

[Arcadian]

Good to see this offense is picking up where it left off.

:lol my FF team won 149-77

[Mal]

I have no read on Titans. They seemed to play good, and lost it with 2 Sota defensive TD`s. But this is managable to repair. Were Jaguars any good ?

Teams that suck ass both sides - Rams, Browns. Team without defense - Atlanta, Saints.

Teams that will bounce back - Jets, Titans

[UNT Eagles 2016]

The Titans suck ass on both sides, Raven.