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SpursWoman
10-06-2005, 08:59 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao



Dearest Rankin,

Compliment of the day to you,
I must solicit your confidentiality and assure you that I am contacting you
in good faith and this
proposal will be of mutual benefit. I am Rooney Holfman, a banker and
accounting
officer to Mr. Philip Nicholas Rankin. My client, late Mr. Philip N .Rankin,
was killed with his entire
family in a fatal motor accident, sparing none of the occupants of the
vehicle two years ago.

Before his death, I assisted him in the deposit of some funds with a
Security/Finance Company for
safekeeping. The funds have remained unclaimed since his death, and
such unclaimed funds are appropriated and returned tothe treasury as a
matter of policy.Considering the lack of success in my bid to locate
any of his relatives for over a year now, I hereby solicit for your consent
to enable me
present you as the Next of Kin to my deceased client.

I am contacting you for two reasons; Firstly, you both have the same
lastname "Rankin" which makes the claim most credible. Secondly, I
strongly believe that the Security Company does not deserve to inherit the
funds.These reasons led to my resolve to claim the funds, which was why
contacted you.

With your permission, I will proceed to establish you as the next
of kin/Beneficiary to my late client. As soon as this is done, you will then
give instructions to the
Finance/Security Company, to transfer the deposited funds into
another account you will provide, after which we shall then share the funds
upon agreed terms.

When I receive your response, I will provide you with further details.

Thank you for your understanding.
Rooney Holfman.

MannyIsGod
10-06-2005, 09:00 AM
:lmao

I got an African email this week. Never ceases to amaze.

Jelly
10-06-2005, 09:08 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

:lol
this guy has a strange way of speaking. "compliment of the day to you". He is either foreign or just very weird.

ObiwanGinobili
10-06-2005, 11:23 AM
That one is very classic! :lmao
omg I'm loving it!

mine always come form the Ivory Coast