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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
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    Dearest Rankin,

    Compliment of the day to you,
    I must solicit your confidentiality and assure you that I am contacting you
    in good faith and this
    proposal will be of mutual benefit. I am Rooney Holfman, a banker and
    accounting
    officer to Mr. Philip Nicholas Rankin. My client, late Mr. Philip N .Rankin,
    was killed with his entire
    family in a fatal motor accident, sparing none of the occupants of the
    vehicle two years ago.

    Before his death, I assisted him in the deposit of some funds with a
    Security/Finance Company for
    safekeeping. The funds have remained unclaimed since his death, and
    such unclaimed funds are appropriated and returned tothe treasury as a
    matter of policy.Considering the lack of success in my bid to locate
    any of his relatives for over a year now, I hereby solicit for your consent
    to enable me
    present you as the Next of Kin to my deceased client.

    I am contacting you for two reasons; Firstly, you both have the same
    lastname "Rankin" which makes the claim most credible. Secondly, I
    strongly believe that the Security Company does not deserve to inherit the
    funds.These reasons led to my resolve to claim the funds, which was why
    contacted you.

    With your permission, I will proceed to establish you as the next
    of kin/Beneficiary to my late client. As soon as this is done, you will then
    give instructions to the
    Finance/Security Company, to transfer the deposited funds into
    another account you will provide, after which we shall then share the funds
    upon agreed terms.

    When I receive your response, I will provide you with further details.

    Thank you for your understanding.
    Rooney Holfman.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Hell
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    College
    Texas A&M Aggies


    I got an African email this week. Never ceases to amaze.

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    Believe.
    Location
    Virginia
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    this guy has a strange way of speaking. "compliment of the day to you". He is either foreign or just very weird.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio !!!!!
    Post Count
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    That one is very classic!
    omg I'm loving it!

    mine always come form the Ivory Coast

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