*** Official Game 1/82: Spurs @ Dubs Game Thread sponsored by Valvoline ***

[DAF86]

Pop wants to make it a little.more commercial by inserting the Tony-Kyle pairing.

[spurtech09]

Spurs need to keep it up.....8 mins is a lifetime lol

[Southwest Texas Fan]

The Spurs haven't even unleashed the Bertans yet.


Yeah I was wondering why he hasn't played.

[K...]

The bench is really the difference. The gsw bench didn't show up, ours did. Gsw undoubtedly lost bench depth. They got the spurs diseases of putting too much faith old vets.

If our bench can score on the road in high pressure games then we can start thinking about that 2014 magic again.

[Snaq O'Meal]

The Spurs have but together some absurd stats tonight, but this might be the most ridiculous: Patty Mills is +35 in 15 minutes of play..

Contract year.

Some other team is gonna pay him big money to start next year.

[BatManu20]

Spurs getting complacent per par. Lot of game left. Let's wake up

[ElNono]

time to go back to Paddy, tbh

[dabom]

Why porker in there. :lol

[Ron Swanson]

Tighten it up, guys.

[GSH]

You know... if the Spurs quit playing defense like that, this could still be competitive

[Robz4000]

Fuck, game might not be over. Thought Kerr was taking out his starters.

[Obstructed_View]

Yeah I was wondering why he hasn't played.

It would be unfair.

[mclinejr]

Don't let them back in it. Put them away.

[Nathan89]

Tony needs to be taken off the court asap. We need shooter surrounding Kawhi.

[noles1983]

dont do this to me spurs lol

[BatManu20]

Pretty much any time the Spurs play Tony and KA together, the Warriors make a run. Not a coincidence.

[traitoravery]

Draymond is the Kanye of the NBA

[GSH]

Not yet. Curry just came in for Anderson Vaj.


Yep. He got the Spurs to take their foot off the gas.

[Spurs9]

Lets see some Murray and Bertans
I miss Boban scrub time :cry

[spurraider21]

gutless worms tbh

[tmtcsc]

Never thought I'd heard "Nice run by Golden St."....to cut the Spurs lead to 23.

[PopTheGOAT]

the name of the game is consistency.... from Kawhi, Patty, Simms.... you gotta have at least 2 of those 3 playing at this kinda level every night...
Not gonna happen lol

[Obstructed_View]

The bench is really the difference. The gsw bench didn't show up, ours did. Gsw undoubtedly lost bench depth. They got the spurs diseases of putting too much faith old vets.

If our bench can score on the road in high pressure games then we can start thinking about that 2014 magic again.

It remains to be seen if the DUbs' bench can keep the team afloat this year. Saying they lost depth is an understatement. They also lost all their size.

[Pound the rock]

Everyone makes runs, won't be be enough though

[GSH]

The bench is really the difference. The gsw bench didn't show up, ours did. Gsw undoubtedly lost bench depth. They got the spurs diseases of putting too much faith old vets.

If our bench can score on the road in high pressure games then we can start thinking about that 2014 magic again.


But...but... McCaw

[Ron Swanson]

Never thought I'd heard "Nice run by Golden St."....to cut the Spurs lead to 23.

It was a 5-0 run too. :lol

[808]

Simms ain't done yet

[BatManu20]

Simmons!

[ace3g]

Simmons: "I got this"

[ElNono]

my niglet Simms

[GSH]

JSimms with the and-1!!! Damn!

[Spur|n|Austin]

Simmons is here to fucking play tonight, muh niggha

[Uriel]

JONATHAN SIMMONS SAVING THE DAY.

Never thought I'd say that up 25. :lol

[Chris]

JSim :tu

[MultiTroll]

So many .gif worthy plays this game.
Jonny Simmons with the and1 over faggot Thompson

[Obstructed_View]

I don't really want to say it, but his value will never be higher than it is right now...

[spurtech09]

Simmons player of the game.....

[siraulo23]

WTF happened to simmons :lol

[bklynspursfan]

https://m.popkey.co/4db4fc/87XXO.gif

[sasaint]

Pretty much any time the Spurs play Tony and KA together, the Warriors make a run. Not a coincidence.

Only game #1, but very true.

[Snaq O'Meal]

Simmons needs to work on his FTs. Otherwise a perfect game from him.

[Spur|n|Austin]

So Kawhi leads the league in scoring?

[noles1983]

Simmons, doesn't look like the moment is phasing him at all, what a baller tonight

[Captivus]

Kmon Kerr...bench the starters!!

[Obstructed_View]

Kawhi with a quiet 37 points.

[Ron Swanson]

Tony for 3

[RD2191]

Parker baby!!

[FaM0us Skins]

!

[bklynspursfan]

Now Parker hit's a 3. Why won't this guy go away?

[Chris]

TP9 with the mithril dagger

[Silver&Black]

MVParker....

Mon Negro.

[r0drig0lac]

mvparker!!!

[Uriel]

Reggie Miller all over Jonathon's cock now :lol

[AZK619]

MVParker:wow

[Ron Swanson]

Manu!

[DPG21920]

the name of the game is consistency.... from Kawhi, Patty, Simms.... you gotta have at least 2 of those 3 playing at this kinda level every night...

What a statement from Kawhi. Tim is gone, on the road vs the team everyone is talking about he shines as the brightest star on both ends.

Set the tone with 10FT's in the first half. Just amazing.

[GSH]

I don't really want to say it, but his value will never be higher than it is right now...


That is some seriously cold shit right there.

[Chris]

Manu still has that sick euro step :wow

[Pound the rock]

Vintage manu

[RD2191]

Manu!!

[sasaint]

Simmons player of the game.....

Co-player?

[Silver&Black]

Kerr is a fucking moron. Just give up already faggot.

[Southwest Texas Fan]

TP9 with the mithril dagger

LOR

[GSH]

WFT Aldridge? That wasn't just a bunny. That was a bunny that got run over by a car. You can't miss that.

[FaM0us Skins]

Slo-Mo!

[AZK619]

DuBeta stat padding :lol

[bklynspursfan]

Anderson finally shot! Wow

[Ron Swanson]

Oh shit, Fathead

[Obstructed_View]

Good night, Warriors fans. Drive safely!

[SPURt]

Spurs wasting Manu passes

[Chris]

KAKA with the 3 :lol

[sasaint]

Anderson with the lamp post D. Smh.

[RD2191]

KA!

[Spur|n|Austin]

Kyle Anderson even wants to finally join the party lol

[313]

"He(Kawhi) won't be out for long...a minute or two then back in to finish it up"


:lmao is this guy retarded?

[r0drig0lac]

Kyle!!!!

[ace3g]

KA for 3!!!

[AZK619]

Anderson makes a bucket :lol

[Silver&Black]

http://assets.rebelcircus.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/How-frequently-do-girls-flick-the-bean-.gif

[Spurs9]

Blowing out this super team the first night, this is hilarious :lmao

[From Downtown]

Did Simmons lose his chewing gum?:lol

[MultiTroll]

:lol Durant thrilled with the opportunity to stat pad.

[DPG21920]

Kawhi with a quiet 37 points.

Tim-like. Did it on both ends. No stupid antics. Just went to work and wow's you when you see the box score.

[Keepin' it real]

Kyle Anderson = THE DIFFERENCE!

[GSH]

LMAO!!! "It's gonna be a chore for the Warriors to come back from this one."

Down 26 with 5:14 left. SMDH.

[Ron Swanson]

Pop sad that Bonner is gone too.

[Spur|n|Austin]

WFT Aldridge? That wasn't just a bunny. That was a bunny that got run over by a car. You can't miss that.

May have been TOO open

[Pound the rock]

Never thought I'd heard "Nice run by Golden St."....to cut the Spurs lead to 23.

Unbelievable...

[noles1983]

holy shit this team

[Obstructed_View]

"He(Kawhi) won't be out for long...a minute or two then back in to finish it up"


:lmao is this guy retarded?

Did he really fucking say that?

[Uriel]

If you had told me before the game one team would be up 26 in the 4th quarter with 5:14 to play, I would've asked at what point Pop decided to wave the white flag.

[AZK619]

Anderson with the lamp post D. Smh.
:lol

[r0drig0lac]

So Kawhi leads the league in scoring?

Dame 39 today

[Spur|n|Austin]

If Simmons makes that :lol

[Spurs9]

Spurs passing looks really good tonight

[808]

rest manu pls

[siraulo23]

GAME OVER

KA JUST SHOT A THREE AND MADE IT

[sasaint]

:lol Durant thrilled with the opportunity to stat pad.

True. :lol

[BatManu20]

Tony might be the worst defender in the league tbh.

[sasaint]

rest manu pls

Good idea.

[GSH]

Simmons got stripped, but I like the way he got back on defense. Some vets could take a lesson from that.

[spurtech09]

Time to bring in the back ups..

[Obstructed_View]

And Summer League Simmons shows up with 4 minutes to go.

[Uriel]

UNLEASH THE BERTANS.

[siraulo23]

get the starters out of there

[Spurs9]

Bertans Murray time.

[TheDoctor]

Forbes sighting

[313]

Did he really fucking say that?
As hard as it is to believe, he did :rollin

[Southwest Texas Fan]

Why does Simmons always lose the ball like that? Damn!!

[r0drig0lac]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2038827/Westrbook.gif

[Chris]

LOR

He is the LOR of point guards right now for sure :toast

[Keepin' it real]

I thought Forbes was inactive tonight?

[808]

Absolutely nothing better than ruining KD's debut. The headlines and sports news would be insufferable if they won

[Uriel]

This is what Durant gets for not picking the Spurs, tbh. Made the wrong move.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

You guys think kawhi practiced at a charter school

[look_at_g_shred]

Just waiting on Pachulia to knock someone's head
off tbh

[Pound the rock]

How sweet it is!

[SASdynasty!]

Go Espuelas

[FaM0us Skins]

Simmons is showing why he went #1 in the draft.

[$pursDynasty]

Time to find out who our new end of the bench guys are now that Boban is gone?

[TheDoctor]

Bertans Murray time.

Murray's inactive. Forbes in.

[SPURt]

LMAO!!! "It's gonna be a chore for the Warriors to come back from this one."

Down 26 with 5:14 left. SMDH.
Dumbest thing said all night and it's been a parade of ignorance.

[sasaint]

Tim-like. Did it on both ends. No stupid antics. Just went to work and wow's you when you see the box score.

Durant trying to keep pace in garbage time. :lol

[siraulo23]

im so hyped right now, spurs basketball is back and they just destroyed the dubs on their homecourt

shocking in so many levels

[GSH]

Why does Simmons always lose the ball like that? Damn!!


That time it was because he got stuck with it with the shot clock winding down, and they collapsed on him.

[RD2191]

Looks like Pau is going to be a problem against GS. That sucks.

[Obstructed_View]

Tim-like. Did it on both ends. No stupid antics. Just went to work and wow's you when you see the box score.

The scoring is a shock. Usually if Timmy got over 35 points the Spurs were either in a nail biter or they lost. Kawhi didn't play particularly well on offense for much of the game and still put up stupid numbers. Love the quiet work attitude. That's pure Timmy.

[Robz4000]

Does anyone actually not have the game on mute when Miller is commentating tbh? Amazing.

[spurtech09]

Time for forbes and Bertans....

[313]

Can Forbes and Bertans get some PT

[Spurs9]

Tony might be the worst defender in the league tbh.

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/53553afa6bb3f77d58a35745/harden-swaggy-p.gif

[Nathan89]

Spurstalk jerking of some no name GSW rookie and we got Simmons off the bench torching top 20 players in the league.:lol

[99 Problems]

:danceclub

[DPG21920]

Well damn :lmao. This has to help SA fans get over not seeing Tim. Big thanks to this team for easing the pain with a tremendous opening night!

[808]

Play Boban!

[Chris]

Unleash the Bertans and the Forbes

[Uriel]

Lap with the turnover and the foul. Bad start to his NBA career. :lol

[Spur|n|Austin]

Latvian Assassin in

[Pound the rock]

Absolutely nothing better than ruining KD's debut. The headlines and sports news would be insufferable if they won

Absolutely

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Time to find out who our new end of the bench guys are now that Boban is gone?

Parker

[Robz4000]

Looks like Pau is going to be a problem against GS. That sucks.

Luckily LMA showed he can play against them, as did Dedmon and Lee.

[DPG21920]

Looks like Pau is going to be a problem against GS. That sucks.

Staggering him with LMA will help (like Pop brining Tim off the bench). Good news is with Danny in the lineup everything else looked very promising. SA length and skill is legit and Pau will get better. It's his first game. Just hitting a few shots that Tim could not would be big.

[$pursDynasty]

Damn Simmons must think it's the a summer league game with all the scrubs. Hell Fathead should be playing and Simmons resting with the studs.

[SASdynasty!]

Javale McGee!

[GSH]

Well shit. Simmons going retro in garbage time.

[TheDoctor]

wtf is Nico doing? Just give the ball to Bertans and let it fly

[Keepin' it real]

Not impressed with the rookies so far.

[FaM0us Skins]

Dedmon Deadman Walking

[Obstructed_View]

Damn Simmons must think it's the a summer league game with all the scrubs. Hell Fathead should be playing and Simmons resting with the studs.

Except that Simmons was a turnover machine in summer league.

[BatManu20]

Refs calling touch fouls in crunch time. Lovely.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Where the fuck is Murray
Who is this white pg

[bklynspursfan]

See, all the people freaking out about Dedmon/Lee/Simmons etc... during the pre-season? Just let this thing play out a little bit and see how it goes.

[Robz4000]

It's ok Dubs, you have JAVALE MCGEE!!!!!

[FaM0us Skins]

Bertans!

[GSH]

There's Bertans!

[Ron Swanson]

Bertans!

[Obstructed_View]

Refs calling touch fouls in crunch time. Lovely.

That's why it's nice to have a 24 point cushion when crunch time starts.

[BatManu20]

Bertans!

[Spur|n|Austin]

Bertans does not miss much lol

[From Downtown]

Dat Bertans jumper

[r0drig0lac]

my man Bertans

[sasaint]

Well damn :lmao. This has to help SA fans get over not seeing Tim. Big thanks to this team for easing the pain with a tremendous opening night!

:toast Possibly the best post tonight.

[Robz4000]

Hi Bertans

[Chris]

Bertans!

[From Downtown]

BERTANS 4 3333

[Chris]

BERTANS lets GO

[bklynspursfan]

Dam Bertans

[Robz4000]

B3rtans imo

[Spur|n|Austin]

Bertans my nigga is smooth

[Pound the rock]

The decibels at Oracle are very low

[BatManu20]

Bertans!!

[HI-FI]

Bertans sans lube.

[RD2191]

They don't know about Bertans.

[r0drig0lac]

Bertans going Dirk

[GSH]

It's ok Dubs, you have JAVALE MCGEE!!!!!

That was funny. McGee just went through Bertans, and they waited for him to get a shot up before blowing the whistle on Bertans.

[spurtech09]

Wow Bertans scoring at ease.....Want to see more bertans in the line up.....

[Nathan89]

Spurs FO is light years ahead of the league. Bertans>Durant

[BatManu20]

Simmons! Holy shit!

[ElNono]

simmmsss!!!

[sasaint]

Dat Bertans jumper

Yessir!

[SASdynasty!]

OMG

[Clipper Nation]

The decibels at Oracle are very low

All the "fans" left early. They wanted to be "lightyears ahead" of the traffic, I guess.

[Southwest Texas Fan]

Dedmon has terrible hands ����

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Fuck, Pop is going to be pissed at that Simmons dunk.

[FaM0us Skins]

SIMMONS!

[Chris]

JSimmons OMG need a gif LakerHater

[GSH]

Oh holy shit! Simmons just flipped off the whole Dubs team with that late dunk.

[.G.]

!

[r0drig0lac]

WOW SIMMONS!!!!

[spurtech09]

Gif. for Simmons dunk plz!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silver&Black]

Simmons just ended this game the right way....dunking on fools.

My nigga.

[Ron Swanson]

Simmons with the exclamation point

[Obstructed_View]

JONOTHON MOTHORFOCKON SOMMONNNSSONSOSNSOSZZZZZZ

[Pound the rock]

What a fitting ending

[Robz4000]

:lmao Simmons taking a dump on the Bay Area now

[BackHome]

Simmons Is A Very Bad Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SPURt]

Damn! Embarrassed the shit out of the Warriors!

[james evans]

OMG!!! i need that simmons gif

[Ditty]

Simmons just put the cherry on top by tea bagging the Warriors with that dunk!

[AZK619]

Simmons with the F U to the Warriors. :toast

[Budkin]

The Spurs. Wow. I'm having a midnight snack of extra large crow!

[Uriel]

My God, a regular season win has never felt so fucking good.

[313]

Church of B3rtans rejoice

[jag]

:lmao Simmons

[Keepin' it real]

Pop will scold Bertans for that 3 and Simmons for that dunk.

[Marcus Bryant]

Fuck. Yes.

[Obstructed_View]

Dedmon has terrible hands ����

Honestly, what fucking game are you guys watching??

[james evans]

Dedmon has terrible hands ����
HORRIBLE!! Reminds me of Ayres.

[GSH]

Well there you go. Kawhi has been working on his interview clichés in the offseason too.

[TheDoctor]

S
I
M
M
O
N
S
:wow

[Spurs9]

:wow
Did they add those last 2 points on the score, thought we had 129 before the dunk...

[ace3g]

#LatvianDurant #2011DraftConnection

[Spur|n|Austin]

Simmons with the insult to injury mahlord

[Captivus]

The Spurs just made all NBA fans happy.

[Kawhitstorm]

Shaq is going to clown Javale.:lol

[siraulo23]

WOW

gg

[lofds]

Fucking hell! That dunk by Simmons has got to be a top 10 facial but cause it came in junk time and him it won't be acknowledged.

[313]

JONOTHON MOTHORFOCKON SOMMONNNSSONSOSNSOSZZZZZZ

[Spur|n|Austin]

Honestly, what fucking game are you guys watching??

Yeah I feel like I watched a different game, Dedmon was solid imo

[808]

Jsimms will be looking for a thunderous dunk

There

[SAGirl]

The faces on the Warriorrettes wow.

[ElNono]

Thank you Valvoline based...

http://i68.tinypic.com/6j1q81.jpg

[Spurs9]

:lmao durrant thinking he should have joined the spurs in that shot

[DarrinS]

Oh holy shit! Simmons just flipped off the whole Dubs team with that late dunk.

JS with the FU dunk

[Kawhitstorm]

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt27/jon_doe48/mushroom.gif

[phxspurfan]

so many Spurs dunks in this game. Love it. Today's NBA

[Nathan89]

Simmons needs to carry this confidence going forward.

[james evans]

Gifs I need from tonight

Klay and Durant on the bench with sad faces
Kerr on the bench with a sad face
Simons block on Curry
Simmons dunk on Mcgee

[jermaine]

Fuck, Pop is going to be pissed at that Simmons dunk.

Lmmfao I swear I just said that after I said DAAAAAMN. Pop gone get you for that! He shouldve just handed the red the ball.. Pop don't like that shit!

[baseline bum]

Holy fuck, I never saw that beatdown coming.

[spurtech09]

Aw Warriors look disappointed....but hey its just one game but wow Spurs look really good tonight....Spurs do have a bench.....

[Mister Sinister]

No Duncan, no Verde, no problem. Warriors ain't shit.

[Chris]

Thank you Valvoline based...

http://i68.tinypic.com/6j1q81.jpg

:tu :lol

[GSH]

Honestly, what fucking game are you guys watching??


I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't understand. I thought Dedmon looked like a totally different player tonight. That's all the Spurs need out of him. If that's what he's going to look like, I feel a lot better about the season.

Who is it that keeps bringing me down by talking about consistency?

[TampaDude]

Well, now...that was an auspicious start to the regular season!

GO SPURS GO!!!!!

[Kawhitstorm]

:lmao durrant thinking he should have joined the spurs in that shot

Dominos is going to demand a trade to the Cavs.:lol

[Silver&Black]

1-0. Spurs by a fucking ton. Took turns doing a Bukkake on the entire Dubs team...

https://s13.postimg.org/qq7ad5i1j/boxscore_dubs_4.png

[r0drig0lac]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2038827/Westrbook.gif

[beirmeistr]

Thank you Valvoline based...

http://i68.tinypic.com/6j1q81.jpg
nono, you brought us good luck

[james evans]

The sad part about this win is that it's not gonna be the talk of NBAtv and ESPN, they just gonna focus on "what GS needs to do to get better".

[BackHome]

Shit I like our team if we can stay healthy we got bigs we got shooters we got people who can take it to the rim. We can do some serious damage during playoffs...........:)

[turb0time]

MOTHER OF GOD BOIS - LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE OUTTA LUBE IN OAKLAND. WENT IN RAW ON THE WORRIERS. LMAO!

[DAF86]

And stay down motherfuckers.

[Captivus]

Waiting for a RW tweet

[wildbill2u]

Simmons made some of his old bad decisions late in the game before that final dunk. But he earned a pass because of his stellar play the rest of the game. If he continues to play this well, he will become our mini-Kwahi. :downspin:

[Ron Swanson]

Jesus, what a satisfying win.

[Timothy21]

orgasm

[Nathan89]

Thank you Valvoline based...



You're on pace to being the thread starter in the playoffs.

[SAGirl]

Valvoline thread. Wow ElNono you took the thread with the bad odds and placed your good mojo.
:flag:

[J_Paco]

I'm not solid that he (Jonathan Simmons) can keep this level of play up, but damn it if I don't think Pop should ride him regardless.