Star Wars: The last Jedi *** SPOILERS, probably ***

[djohn2oo8]

lol Spurtacular probably went to watch it a 3rd time.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/25445921_1538052452915736_8826420191381706381_n.jp g?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=36b68ee8443bca57a3645c87b9d5c439&oe=5AB2854F
monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048)

:lmao

[Blake]

lol Spurtacular probably went to watch it a 3rd time.

I'm betting he buys the limited edition bluray so he can watch and make fun of it forever

[rjv]

Oh and....flying Leia :lol


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[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

You can’t please everyone I guess. If Spurtacular wants to hate on it, that’s fine. I say potato, he says potatoe. It’s all good.

[rjv]

You can’t please everyone I guess. If Spurtacular (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49615) wants to hate on it, that’s fine. I say potato, he says potatoe. It’s all good.

sound's like he's more of the "battlefield earth"demographic.

[djohn2oo8]

I'm betting he buys the limited edition bluray so he can watch and make fun of it forever

:lol

[djohn2oo8]

sound's like he's more of the "battlefield earth"demographic.

:lol

[vy65]

Okay, I hate to be that guy, but when I first saw TLJ I didn't enjoy it. Or rather, I liked the theory and heart behind the film more than the execution of it. But, seeing it a second time, my entire view was changed. Entirely.

After the first viewing, I truly did enjoy the plot. I do agree with many fans that the Skywalker saga is over, and it's time to move on with new characters and subplots. However, I was upset by the way that it was executed. I found Poe to be too "hero-esque," screwing up and indirectly killing many Resistance fighters (and he is still one of my favorites). I found Finn and Rose's story-line to be utterly pointless, and I remember being aggravated that Luke didn't finish his "three lessons" that were promised to Rey. And what about Snoke not having any backstory? I wanted more of him! Kylo was one of the few redeeming factors in my ignorant mind, and although he is still incredible, I misinterpreted the entire movie.

Thanks to Reddit (I'm sorry I can't remember the direct post), I was able to understand that TLJ is all about failure. Every reason I mentioned above (Poe failing, Finn and Rose not finding the proper 'codebreaker,' Rey's incomplete training, etc), was intentional. It was supposed to make me pissed and annoyed, because that's the whole point of the movie. Failure is a necessary part of a story-arc, and this movie maximized what normal movies display in a small-scale subplot.

Also, we're too used to companies a**-kissing and trying to please the fans. So when Rian didn't approve every single fan theory in existence, fans got mad and started refusing to accept it.

I did my fair share of research so that most apparent plot-holes have been explained, so that's not what I came here to discuss. And yeah, the film has some scenes that I wish were executed differently (space Leia and Rose kissing Finn), but ultimately it's an unbelievable movie that had the balls to do what not many movies can nowadays...be different.

"This is not going to go the way you think" - Luke Skywalker

^^ From Reddit

lol

"we love TLJ because it takes a shit on us fans ... you normies don't understand that the move is meant to take a shit on you. It's so new and novel, most of you don't get it."

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

How exactly does it shit on fans? Still have yet to get an actual explanation of that.

[rjv]

Okay, I hate to be that guy, but when I first saw TLJ I didn't enjoy it. Or rather, I liked the theory and heart behind the film more than the execution of it. But, seeing it a second time, my entire view was changed. Entirely.

After the first viewing, I truly did enjoy the plot. I do agree with many fans that the Skywalker saga is over, and it's time to move on with new characters and subplots. However, I was upset by the way that it was executed. I found Poe to be too "hero-esque," screwing up and indirectly killing many Resistance fighters (and he is still one of my favorites). I found Finn and Rose's story-line to be utterly pointless, and I remember being aggravated that Luke didn't finish his "three lessons" that were promised to Rey. And what about Snoke not having any backstory? I wanted more of him! Kylo was one of the few redeeming factors in my ignorant mind, and although he is still incredible, I misinterpreted the entire movie.

Thanks to Reddit (I'm sorry I can't remember the direct post), I was able to understand that TLJ is all about failure. Every reason I mentioned above (Poe failing, Finn and Rose not finding the proper 'codebreaker,' Rey's incomplete training, etc), was intentional. It was supposed to make me pissed and annoyed, because that's the whole point of the movie. Failure is a necessary part of a story-arc, and this movie maximized what normal movies display in a small-scale subplot.

Also, we're too used to companies a**-kissing and trying to please the fans. So when Rian didn't approve every single fan theory in existence, fans got mad and started refusing to accept it.

I did my fair share of research so that most apparent plot-holes have been explained, so that's not what I came here to discuss. And yeah, the film has some scenes that I wish were executed differently (space Leia and Rose kissing Finn), but ultimately it's an unbelievable movie that had the balls to do what not many movies can nowadays...be different.

"This is not going to go the way you think" - Luke Skywalker

^^ From Reddit

lol

"we love TLJ because it takes a shit on us fans ... you normies don't understand that the move is meant to take a shit on you. It's so new and novel, most of you don't get it."

from a plot point of view, the rose and finn story line seems pointless but from a character development point-of-view, it is not as we see Finn's character evolve during that part of the story.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Before:

”:cry too much fan service :cry”

Now:

”:cry not enough fan service :cry”

[vy65]

How exactly does it shit on fans? Still have yet to get an actual explanation of that.

Really, you have no clue?

[vy65]

Before:

”:cry too much fan service :cry”

Now:

”:cry not enough fan service :cry”

Yeah, there's no in-between, is there?

[spurraider21]

:lol people over-analyzing a popcorn scifi space adventure series

the movies are fun and cheesy. thats why we go see them

[Blake]

"we love TLJ because it takes a shit on us fans ... you normies don't understand that the move is meant to take a shit on you. It's so new and novel, most of you don't get it."

Lol since when is it fun and edgy to get shit on.

[vy65]

Lol since when is it fun and edgy to get shit on.


Thanks to Reddit (I'm sorry I can't remember the direct post), I was able to understand that TLJ is all about failure. Every reason I mentioned above (Poe failing, Finn and Rose not finding the proper 'codebreaker,' Rey's incomplete training, etc), was intentional. It was supposed to make me pissed and annoyed, because that's the whole point of the movie. Failure is a necessary part of a story-arc, and this movie maximized what normal movies display in a small-scale subplot.

Also, we're too used to companies a**-kissing and trying to please the fans. So when Rian didn't approve every single fan theory in existence, fans got mad and started refusing to accept it.

Don't shoot the messenger

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Really, you have no clue?
Really, you have no explanation?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Yeah, there's no in-between, is there?
You would still find something to whine about.

[vy65]

Really, you have no explanation?

No, I do and it's been posted.

Do you really have no clue?

[vy65]

You would still find something to whine about.

Sweet, so there is. Thanks!

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

No, I do and it's been posted.

Do you really have no clue?
You didn’t give an explanation of how TLJ shit on the fans, you melted down about how TLJ didn’t cater to your exact specific vision of what you personally want Star Wars movies to be. So then, how does TLJ shit on fans?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Sweet, so there is. Thanks!
There was never a Goldilocks situation in the first place. You neckbeards just bitch incessantly regardless of what they do.

[Spurtacular]

Don't shoot the messenger

They wouldn't have anything if they didn't. I came back here to no actual defenses for this shitty movie.

[Spurtacular]

You can’t please everyone I guess. If Spurtacular (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49615) wants to hate on it, that’s fine. I say potato, he says potatoe. It’s all good.

You saying you loved Last Jedi? Tell us why.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

You saying you loved Last Jedi? Tell us why.
Because it has lightsabers and X-Wings and stuff blows up. And Kylo Ren knows how to spell potato.

[Spurtacular]

Because it has lightsabers and X-Wings and stuff blows up. And Kylo Ren knows how to spell potato.

I'll let you get back to your Play-Doh.

[Spurtacular]

^^^

BTW, saw that same weak sh** on twitter. Libtards now claiming Star Wars is just a children's movie.

:lmao Today's SJW snowflake

[Will Hunting]

I'll let you get back to your Play-Doh.


^^^

BTW, saw that same weak sh** on twitter. Libtards now claiming Star Wars is just a children's movie.

:lmao Today's SJW snowflake
:lol you replied, then came back 20 minutes later to edit your post and add another one.

Keep calling everyone else triggered though!

[Spurtacular]

:lol you replied, then came back 20 minutes later to edit your post and add another one.

Keep calling everyone else triggered though!

Where did I call someone triggered? In another thread? Keep bringing your baggage. :lol

And yea, I posted 20 minutes later after watching half of a 38 min YT vid on this. I'm sorry practicality doesn't work for you. :lol

Here ya go, bro. I was gonna post it and just forgot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdLQaO552RE

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Which one of you faggots is Ryan?
:lmao #thelastjediprettyokinmyopinon

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[Blake]

Spurtacular spending his holidays reading star wars tweets

[redzero]

You didn’t give an explanation of how TLJ shit on the fans, you melted down about how TLJ didn’t cater to your exact specific vision of what you personally want Star Wars movies to be. So then, how does TLJ shit on fans?

Turning Luke into somebody who wanted to murder his nephew in his sleep, is one example.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Turning Luke into somebody who wanted to murder his nephew in his sleep, is one example.
A split second lapse in judgement is completely out of character for Luke? Is he fucking Jesus now?

[redzero]

A split second lapse in judgement is completely out of character for Luke? Is he fucking Jesus now?

First of all, it wasn't a "split second". Luke grabbed his lightsaber, went to Kylo Ren's room while he slept, and turned his weapon on. He had plenty of time to think about what he was doing. That's the equivalent of the, "I was just trying to scare them!" defense that murderers use. In fact, Luke could definitely be charged with conspiracy to commit murder according to our laws.

Second, Luke isn't Jesus, but if he went out of his way to save his extremely evil father from The Dark Side, he would not then contemplate murdering his nephew just because he could potentially turn to The Dark Side. That is bad writing that is a disservice to the character.

[rjv]

Turning Luke into somebody who wanted to murder his nephew in his sleep, is one example. yes, this was the biggest misstep that most of the fandom can't understand because it was a complete change of luke's character.

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

First of all, it wasn't a "split second". Luke grabbed his lightsaber, went to Kylo Ren's room while he slept, and turned his weapon on. He had plenty of time to think about what he was doing. That's the equivalent of the, "I was just trying to scare them!" defense that murderers use. In fact, Luke could definitely be charged with conspiracy to commit murdersaccording to our laws.

Second, Luke isn't Jesus, but if he went out of his way to save his extremely evil father from The Dark Side, he would not then contemplate murdering his nephew just because he could potentially turn to The Dark Side. That is bad writing that is a disservice to the character.
First of all, he didn't go into Kylo Ren's room with the intent to kill him, he looked into Ren's mind and saw things that caused his momentary lapse in judgement. It was clearly explained that Kylo was already in league with Snoke at the time, so Luke had every reason to want to look into his mind, and every reason to react the way he did after seeing into his mind. Everything he worked for in defeating the Empire would be undone if Snoke took control of someone with the power Kylo Ren had, so of course he had a moment where he wasn't thinking clearly. If you find out that your girlfriend cheated on you, would you momentarily consider slapping the shit out of her before realizing that would be wrong? Does that mean your entire character is besmirched for having a momentary lapse in judgement?

[redzero]

First of all, he didn't go into Kylo Ren's room with the intent to kill him, he looked into Ren's mind and saw things that caused his momentary lapse in judgement. It was clearly explained that Kylo was already in league with Snoke at the time, so Luke had every reason to want to look into his mind, and every reason to react the way he did after seeing into his mind. Everything he worked for in defeating the Empire would be undone if Snoke took control of someone with the power Kylo Ren had, so of course he had a moment where he wasn't thinking clearly. If you find out that your girlfriend cheated on you, would you momentarily consider slapping the shit out of her before realizing that would be wrong? Does that mean your entire character is besmirched for having a momentary lapse in judgement?

Again, Luke went out of his way to save Darth Vader, one of the evilest, most powerful people in the universe, but The Last Jedi wants us to believe that Luke would murder his nephew in his sleep because he could become evil? That is bad writing, Mono. Period. It goes directly against who Luke Skywalker is as a person, shitting on the Original Trilogy.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lmao Luke was also well on his way to killing Darth Vader, to the point of slicing his fucking hand off, and then realized what he was doing and stopped himself. But no, one lapse in judgement later in the life is completely out of character for Luke Skywalker Christ.

[DPG21920]

Again, Luke went out of his way to save Darth Vader, one of the evilest, most powerful people in the universe, but The Last Jedi wants us to believe that Luke would murder his nephew in his sleep because he could become evil? That is bad writing, Mono. Period. It goes directly against who Luke Skywalker is as a person, shitting on the Original Trilogy.

Just my 2 cents but one reason Luke could have had this change of heart is because he saw what happened with Vader so it shaped him.

When it was Vader, that was the first of his kind for Luke and he was naive enough to think he could save him. But when he had been through that and seen the evil that was possible and that it likely meant there was no chance, that shaped his decision as difficult as that would be when he saw the power of Kylo and the dark side in him.

But, it was momentary even if you don’t want to call it that. He stopped himself because he just could not bring himself to give up on Kylo.

[leemajors]

Just my 2 cents but one reason Luke could have had this change of heart is because he saw what happened with Vader so it shaped him.

When it was Vader, that was the first of his kind for Luke and he was naive enough to think he could save him. But when he had been through that and seen the evil that was possible and that it likely meant there was no chance, that shaped his decision as difficult as that would be when he saw the power of Kylo and the dark side in him.

But, it was momentary even if you don’t want to call it that. He stopped himself because he just could not bring himself to give up on Kylo.

:tu

[redzero]

:lmao Luke was also well on his way to killing Darth Vader, to the point of slicing his fucking hand off, and then realized what he was doing and stopped himself. But no, one lapse in judgement later in the life is completely out of character for Luke Skywalker Christ.

:lol Luke wasn't involved in a life or death fight with a sleeping Ben Solo.

This movie shat all over the character of Luke Skywalker in the name of "subverting expectations". Boy, I sure am glad we got a murderous Luke who dies for no reason after doing nothing throughout the entire film! That was much better than having Luke be Rey's mentor.

[djohn2oo8]

Again, Luke went out of his way to save Darth Vader, one of the evilest, most powerful people in the universe, but The Last Jedi wants us to believe that Luke would murder his nephew in his sleep because he could become evil? That is bad writing, Mono. Period. It goes directly against who Luke Skywalker is as a person, shitting on the Original Trilogy.

Yeah, Palpatine was egging Luke on to kill Vader and for a few seconds Luke wanted to do it. And then came back to his senses. Luke had moments in Return of the Jedi where he came close to turning to the dark side. So no it's not completely out of character for him.

[djohn2oo8]

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BTW when Vader mentions Leia near the end of the video, Luke is fight on pure rage when he chops his hand off.

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

:lol Luke wasn't involved in a life or death fight with a sleeping Ben Solo.

This movie shat all over the character of Luke Skywalker in the name of "subverting expectations". Boy, I sure am glad we got a murderous Luke who dies for no reason after doing nothing throughout the entire film! That was much better than having Luke be Rey's mentor.

aaaand there we are. Figured you were slightly more cerebral than the others but I guess not.

"It was so out of character for Luke!!!"

"Well no, here's a perfect example in the original trilogy for why it's not"

".........whatever, the movie is just fuckin stupid, okay! it just is!"

[redzero]

Yeah, Palpatine was egging Luke on to kill Vader and for a few seconds Luke wanted to do it. And then came back to his senses. Luke had moments in Return of the Jedi where he came close to turning to the dark side. So no it's not completely out of character for him.

It's out of character because Luke already overcame that obstacle over 30 years ago. He learned that lesson already.

The Last Jedi is just full of poor decision-making from beginning to end. Sure, it is better acted and better directed than most Star Wars movies, but nothing happens in this movie.

Canto Bight - pointless, cheesy, and actively harmful to the heroes.

Rey on Ach-too - pointless. Gets one five minute lesson from Luke that she probably didn't need. She is such a huge Mary Sue that she doesn't need training at all, making the ending of The Force Awakens and most of her time with Luke pointless.

Kylo Ren - could have been interesting, but Rian Johnson exposed how much of a pussy he was. Ren talks about killing the past for 2 hours, and then he doesn't kill the past. If he actually went his own way with Rey, that would have been a subversion of expectations. But he didn't and all we have left is Snoke 2.0.

Poe - pointless outside of the beginning (which was probably pointless, too). Most of the conflict in his storyline was because Admiral Purple Hair inexplicably kept secrets from him. He also stages a mutiny and suffers no repercussions, which cheapens the stakes considerably.

Rose - pointless, detrimental, and contradictory to the message the movie is trying to convey. "We can't win this war by sacrificing ourselves, even though Admiral Purple Hair and Luke sacrificed themselves!" Retarded character all around.

Finn - pointless. The one moment he could have had was ruined by ol' chubby cheeks, which would have doomed everybody had Luke not pulled a deus ex machina.

Luke - pointless and insulting. His entire screentime was wasted on cringeworthy bullshit. Milking alien tits for blue milk? Who thought that was a good idea?! Refusing to help Rey save his friends and family? Contradicts his personality entirely. Luke only existed to serve as a distraction and die alone, surrounded by alien pennguins.

I'd forgive the movie if the plotlines were well executed, but it just made me wonder why there is such a huge disconnect in storytelling in this new trilogy.

[redzero]

aaaand there we are. Figured you were slightly more cerebral than the others but I guess not.

"It was so out of character for Luke!!!"

"Well no, here's a perfect example in the original trilogy for why it's not"

".........whatever, the movie is just fuckin stupid, okay! it just is!"

:lol you called people "faggot" as a retort, yet you complain about me not being "more cerebral"?

Luke traveling to the new Death Star to save his father, facing Vader and Palpatine, and being briefly tempted into killing Vader, who was attacking him and threatening his family, is far different from Luke going into his nephew's room at night and with intentions to murder him, however brief. That invalidates Luke's character growth for the sake of drama. The lessons he learned in the previous movies were lost.

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

:lol you called people "faggot" as a retort, yet you complain about me not being "more cerebral"?

Luke traveling to the new Death Star to save his father, facing Vader and Palpatine, and being briefly tempted into killing Vader, who was attacking him and threatening his family, is far different from Luke going into his nephew's room at night and with intentions to murder him, however brief. That invalidates Luke's character growth for the sake of drama. The lessons he learned in the previous movies were lost.

:lol

going berserk and slashing a guy's hand off = briefly tempted to kill

flashing a lightsaber on and off = fully intent to kill

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

Rey being used by the force to combat Snoke/Ren despite never using a lightsaber = :cry huge Mary Sue :cry

Luke being used by the force to take down a Death Star despite never flying in an X-Wing = no problem

[redzero]

:lol

going berserk and slashing a guy's hand off = briefly tempted to kill

flashing a lightsaber on and off = fully intent to kill

:lol equating a fight to the death with Vader to standing over Ben Solo's bed
:lol Luke refuses to kill his evil father but conspires to murder his potentially evil nephew in his sleep

wow much cerebral
so intellectual

[Hipster]

:lol equating a fight to the death with Vader to standing over Ben Solo's bed
:lol Luke refuses to kill his evil father but conspires to murder his potentially evil nephew in his sleep

wow much cerebral
so intellectual

I’d agree with you if I wasn’t too busy trying to buy Chesterfields in a bodega. If Star Wars would fucking cast Chloe Sevigny and Greta Gerwig I might go see it ugh.

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

:lol equating a fight to the death with Vader to standing over Ben Solo's bed
:lol Luke refuses to kill his evil father but conspires to murder his potentially evil nephew in his sleep

wow much cerebral
so intellectual

:lol Luke wasn't in a fight to the death, he was sitting and hiding from Darth Vader, literally saying "I won't fight you" until Vader mentions Leia and suddenly he goes insane and nearly kills him. Yeah that sounds like a completely different person than the guy who reads his apprentice's mind, seeings horrible dark things, and thinks to himself "maybe I should take care of this before it goes badly again....nah I better not"

[Blake]

:lol Luke wasn't involved in a life or death fight with a sleeping Ben Solo.

This movie shat all over the character of Luke Skywalker in the name of "subverting expectations". Boy, I sure am glad we got a murderous Luke who dies for no reason after doing nothing throughout the entire film! That was much better than having Luke be Rey's mentor.

:lol I was thinking wow, they killed off Luke like that old turtle from KungFu Panda and he's really not that old.

I mean Han and Obi Wan were up there.

[gambit1990]

this movie sucked so bad :lol

[benefactor]

The good...Rey was much better in this one. I was able to better connect to her as a heroine. She felt much more natural. Poe was great. Though not overly deep, his character is vintage Star Wars and I think his spirit embodies what the franchise is about.

The bad. Finn and Rose...has there ever been a more useless side story? Or more useless characters? Del Toro in his "I'm here to pick up the check" code breaker role acted circles around both of them. In fact, Del Toro could have just stood there and stared and done that. They're horrible and unnecessary. I found myself excited that Finn might die only to be disappointed by him surviving. This film also desperately needs a good villain. Vader's shadow is long on Kylo. I don't expect him to meet that benchmark, but right now he's not close. Maybe in the finale.

This film, like Blade Runner, wasted a lot of time. It could have easily been trimmed down and been better. At least Blade Runner had great world building. The hologram twist with Luke was meh. I was like, "oh..that's why his beard is brown and his hair is short. I thought he just cleaned up for the occasion." I get what they did with Luke and why they did it but I still kind of hated it went that way. If you are going to do that, at least give us a solid light saber fight. You exhausted every other Star Wars formula there is, so why not?

Speaking of that, I talked to my girlfriend after I watched this and she basically said what I was thinking...that Star Wars is really starting to feel like they are squeezing a tired formula. I told someone recently that Marvel sort of does the same thing, but the acting is so good and the characters are so well developed that they can get away with it. You have a couple of strong characters, a villain I don't care about and side stories that are dumb and forgettable. If you are going milk a formula, at least inject some real life into it.

I wouldn't say I'm anticipating the finale, but I'll watch it and expect to be surprised. This film doesn't deserve some of the shit it got from the audience, but it's still deeply flawed and not what the critics claim it is...not even close.

6.5/10

[redzero]

:lol Luke wasn't in a fight to the death, he was sitting and hiding from Darth Vader, literally saying "I won't fight you" until Vader mentions Leia and suddenly he goes insane and nearly kills him. Yeah that sounds like a completely different person than the guy who reads his apprentice's mind, seeings horrible dark things, and thinks to himself "maybe I should take care of this before it goes badly again....nah I better not"

:rollinYeah, they weren't in a fight to the death. Luke and his dad were just playing hide and seek.
:rollinLuke was also just playing "Hide the Lightsaber" with his nephew. He didn't actually want to kill him.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

reduced yourself to that. Today’s redzero :lol

[redzero]

:lmao blaming me for not gobbling up Disney's horseshit.

:lol "The movie is good, bro. Ignore the gigantic plot holes, logical inconsistencies, tonal issues, and shitty characterizations! It's got X-Wings!"
:lol "We won't win by sacrificing ourselves, even though Holdo sacrificed herself 10 minutes earlier and saved everybody!"
:lol "Rey's not a Mary Sue, even though she is amazing at EVERYTHING despite no training at all!"
:lol Super Leia
:lol Poe opening a door into outer space and not getting sucked out
:lol using FTL as a weapon even though nobody in the movies has ever thought of doing that before
:lol absolutely pointless casino subplot
:lol Phasma existing only to sell toys
:lol BB-8 existing solely as a plot device

This movie was fucking cringeworthy at times.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lmao

:cry I can’t stand these new Star Wars movies that have overpowered characters, plot holes, pointless subplots, and characters who only exist to sell toys! I like the old Star Wars movies with overpowered characters, plot holes, pointless subplots, and characters who only exist to sell toys! Fuck Disney for ruining Star Wars! :cry”

Today’s redzero :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Politics. Religion. Star Wars.

[redzero]

I can't claim that Disney ruined Star Wars when the prequels exist. The original movies also didn't have a main character who succeeded at EVERYTHING all the time. It's hard to care about the Rey vs Ren dynamic when Rey already kicked Ren's ass in the very first movie. It's also hard to care about anything that happens when the bad guys win in the end. The First Order is dominant... for some reason. The destruction of Starkiller Base has no effect on them... for some reason. The Resistance is on its last leg even though they just had a gigantic victory not even a week ago... for some reason.

:lol but just turn off your brain, bro!
:lol porgs!
:lol tie fighters!

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lmao

”:cry it’s hard to care when the bad guys win in the end :cry”

So I take it you hated Empire Strikes Back?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

“:cry Rey succeeds at EVERYTHING :cry”

She failed pretty fucking badly at turning Kylo Ren, but yeah point taken. Needed Luke Skywalker to pull off a miracle to rescue the last remnants of the Resistance, but “:cry he did nothing :cry”

[redzero]

:lmao

”:cry it’s hard to care when the bad guys win in the end :cry”

So I take it you hated Empire Strikes Back?

No, dummy, bad guys winning is not bad in and of itself. The problem is that nothing matters in either of these movies. The good guys won in The Force Awakens, but the bad guys are not affected in anyway. That makes the bad guys winning in The Last Jedi irrelevant, because even if the good guys won, it wouldn't matter. Why is The First Order in charge? What's the appeal? Why is The Resistance a resistance? Why aren't the peoples of the universe uniting to stop The First Order? How does the destruction of Starkiller Base have NO effect on the plot?

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses because one side always wins for the sake of drama, why should the audience care?

[redzero]

“:cry Rey succeeds at EVERYTHING :cry”

She failed pretty fucking badly at turning Kylo Ren, but yeah point taken. Needed Luke Skywalker to pull off a miracle to rescue the last remnants of the Resistance, but “:cry he did nothing :cry”

Rey failing at turning Kylo has nothing to do with her character, you silly goose. Kylo's motivations are incomprehensible.

:lol thinking Luke's sacrifice was anything but a huge plot contrivance
:lol Poe not having the common sense to try to find a way out of the bunker
:lol chubby cheeks Rose crashing into Finn, dooming everybody

[Spurtacular]

Spurtacular spending his holidays reading star wars tweets

:lol "nother level"

AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

No, dummy, bad guys winning is not bad in and of itself. The problem is that nothing matters in either of these movies. The good guys won in The Force Awakens, but the bad guys are not affected in anyway. That makes the bad guys winning in The Last Jedi irrelevant, because even if the good guys won, it wouldn't matter. Why is The First Order in charge? What's the appeal? Why is The Resistance a resistance? Why aren't the peoples of the universe uniting to stop The First Order? How does the destruction of Starkiller Base have NO effect on the plot?

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses because one side always wins for the sake of drama, why should the audience care?


:cry why doesn’t anyone stand up to the First Order? :cry

Because they’re making money exploiting this conflict. Why would they want to shut down their cash cow? Oh, suddenly the casino subplot has some (admittedly very small) purpose.

And there was this entire scene in TFA where planets willing to stand up to the First Order all got wiped out by Starkiller Base, but yeah great point.

:cry Why aren’t the bad guys affected when they lose? Shouldn’t losing Starkiller Base have some effect? :cry

Yeah because the Empire was so devastated at losing the Death Star that they had to really regroup, strategize, and then just fucking build another one. :cry shitting on the legacy of the original trilogy :cry But again, great point.

:cry one side always wins :cry

you yourself just posted that the good guys win in TFA, the bad guys win in TLJ. But yeah, great point.

:cry you called me a faggot :cry

Today’s redzero :lol

[Hipster]

Ugh, someone give Jim Jarmusch the keys to the Star Wars franchise NOW

[redzero]

:lol 4 planets being destroyed in the universe equals the entirety of the Resistance
:lol justifying The First Order suffering no consequences from Starkiller Base being destroyed, even though The Last Jedi takes place moments after The Force Awakens
:lol thinking that one planet making a profit over the war somehow justifies most of the galaxy being on The First Order's side

The good guys didn't win in The Force Awakens, because the ending had no effect whatsoever on the plot. When the bad guys are inexplicably the majority like they are in these new movies, then nothing matters. When somebody is able to start a mutiny and suffer no consequences, then nothing matters.

I also never complained about you calling me a faggot; I pointed out how ridiculous it was for you to criticize me for not being cerebral, even though your sole response multiple times was to call me a faggot. Do you not see the hypocrisy in that?

[redzero]

Ugh, someone give Jim Jarmusch the keys to the Star Wars franchise NOW

Dead Man is infinitely better than the shit that Rian Johnson is shoveling out.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Who said only one planet is profiting? :lol Just because rich elitists gather at The Hamptons, that means they’re all from there? Clearly the rich weapons dealers from around the galaxy travel to that planet for leisure.

Listen, if you need a movie to breakdown and spoonfeed you expository dialogue for every last bit of plot minutiae at regular intervals, all because you couldn’t infer basic shit, then we’re done. Christopher Nolan movies exist for a reason.

[AaronY]

:lol "nother level"

AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)
This is the 18th time you've mentioned me this month lol

Sooomboday has a crush on me

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

The good guys won in The Force Awakens


The good guys didn't win in The Force Awakens

:lol Today’s redzero

[Fabbs]

Did any of you watch it under a good amount of the influence of marijuana?

[redzero]

:lol taking my posts out of context
:lol comparing this alien tits milking movie to any Christopher Nolan movie, especially when Dunkirk came out this year and shat all over The Last Jedi

Stop being a pissy-eyed faggot, mono. This movie doesn't stand up to the least bit of scrutiny. Stop crying because I criticized it. Do you really need me to explain why the ending of The Force Awakens doesn't matter, or are you content with being obtuse?

Also, it was established that the weapons dealers sold arms to both sides, so your explanation for why The First Order is in charge doesn't hold any weight.

[redzero]

How can Nolan compete with Rian Johnson? Where were the Porgs™ in Dunkirk? Where were the yo mama jokes? Where were the purple-haired women in charge of the silly men? Where were the completely pointless sideplots that existed solely to pad the runtime?

How could Nolan ever hope to match the subtlety of Star Wars The Last Jedi™?

[Spurtacular]

going berserk and slashing a guy's hand off = briefly tempted to kill



You keep bringing that up like it's some grand point. It was in the midst of a light saber battle, bro. And in case you forgot, Vader slashed Luke's hand off at one point. It seems like a slash or be slashed encounter, frankly.

And that Luke was "tempted to kill" is overstated if not frankly conjecture on your part. He said from the start that his mission was to save his father, and he pretty well stuck to that.

[Spurtacular]

Rey being used by the force to combat Snoke/Ren despite never using a lightsaber = :cry huge Mary Sue :cry


Yea, who needs fucking training. That's not how it works in the real world or anything. That's not even how it had worked in the Star Wars universe; but you know, just put forth a nonsensical denial to save you. :lol


Luke being used by the force to take down a Death Star despite never flying in an X-Wing = no problem

Luke had experience as a land speeder racer; he was supposedly quite prodigious at it, too.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

:cry I can’t stand these new Star Wars movies that have overpowered characters, plot holes, pointless subplots, and characters who only exist to sell toys! I like the old Star Wars movies with overpowered characters, plot holes, pointless subplots, and characters who only exist to sell toys! Fuck Disney for ruining Star Wars! :cry”

Today’s redzero :lol

:lmao Trying to equate the classic Star Wars to Snowflake Wars.

[Chucho]

Stop being a pissy-eyed faggot, mono.

Wait, what? He hasn't always been a pissy-eyed faggot with rage issues?

[Spurtacular]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzMz-xNWEAIy93F.jpg
https://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEMa9IU7Zu8YQO_1_a/Star-Wars-Last-Jedi-Unmasking-Captain-Phasma.jpg


:lol Snowflakes couldn't even stick to their "it's the patriarchy" schtick.
:lol Had to make sure women were represented in leadership roles in The First Order
:lol Captain Phasma and all her dumb-ass lines.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPsRp7uUXUk

:lol Rose can talk to Chewie cos fuck you!
:lol Move over Fin, time for the maid to fly this bird!
:lol Too many to list!

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Wait, what? He hasn't always been a pissy-eyed faggot with rage issues?
Don’t you have forums to creepily lurk at for decades before making a post?

[Chucho]

Don’t you have forums to creepily lurk at for decades before making a post?

Don't let me stop you from your alt-rotating routine, you Fabbs-esque weirdo.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

How can Nolan compete with Rian Johnson? Where were the Porgs™ in Dunkirk? Where were the yo mama jokes? Where were the purple-haired women in charge of the silly men? Where were the completely pointless sideplots that existed solely to pad the runtime?

How could Nolan ever hope to match the subtlety of Star Wars The Last Jedi™?

:cry The British just run away from the Germans the whole movie, how can you like a movie where the bad guys win at the end :cry
:cry The kid jumps on the ship to help, does nothing useful, and then he just dies. Pointless! :cry
:cry Disney using Star Wars to pimp their brand and sell toys. Nolan doesn’t do that because he has integrity! Can’t wait to see his next movie exclusively on IMAX™ 70mm! Irony? What? Nope don’t see any there! :cry

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Don't let me stop you from your alt-rotating routine, you Fabbs-esque weirdo.
:lmao

“:cry I don’t know if I can post here yet, I’m just not ready. I need to train for 9 more years before I can finally have the strength!”

[Chucho]

:lmao

“:cry I don’t know if I can post here yet, I’m just not ready. I need to train for 9 more years before I can finally have the strength!”

LOL.

":cry I don't know how to deal with differing opinions. Let me withdraw into my fantasy closet of alts!"

[Chucho]

Mono melting down. Treading into Fabbs territory. Don't be afraid of other people with different opinions, you still have your alts as security blankets and making things up to help you cope. :lmao

YOU ARE AWESOME!

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

“:cry I’ll show them all! I’m a good poster! I’m a smart boy! I just need 8 more years of lurking to finally become a real SpursTalk poster!”

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

:cry I can’t stand these new Star Wars movies that have overpowered characters, plot holes, pointless subplots, and characters who only exist to sell toys! I like the old Star Wars movies with overpowered characters, plot holes, pointless subplots, and characters who only exist to sell toys! Fuck Disney for ruining Star Wars! :cry”

Today’s redzero :lol

Maybe the fail of the day, tbh. On Christmas, 1977 kids awoke to vouchers for toys to be delivered months away because nobody anticipated the demand for toys. And the movie studio gave Lucas the rights to merchandising on a throwaway cos they didn't expect much of it. That's basically how the guy became a billionaire.

[redzero]

:cry The British just run away from the Germans the whole movie, how can you like a movie where the bad guys win at the end :cry
:cry The kid jumps on the ship to help, does nothing useful, and then he just dies. Pointless! :cry
:cry Disney using Star Wars to pimp their brand and sell toys. Nolan doesn’t do that because he has integrity! Can’t wait to see his next movie exclusively on IMAX™ 70mm! Irony? What? Nope don’t see any there! :cry

:lol you are comparing a movie based on a true story to Star Wars
:lol knocking Nolan for expository dialogue when The Last Jedi has some of the most cringeworthy expository dialogue in recent memory
:lol calling any plotline in Dunkirk "pointless," when every single one of them converged in the climax and tied everything together

Why were there no Porgs™ in Tom Hardy's plane to lighten the tension? Where were the chubby cheeked Vietnamese girls to tell us how Nazism is BAD?! Not a single creature gets milked in this movie!

:lol the absolute state of Mono

[Chucho]

:lol the absolute state of Mono

Poor bastard wishes it was 10 years ago. Mono hanging on when the same types- your Kools, Luvas and Cubbys- have moved on. :lmao

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Poor bastard wishes it was 10 years ago. Mono hanging on when the same types- your Kools, Luvas and Cubbys- have moved on. :lmao
:lmao knowing all about those guys because you lurked around like Mark David Chapman for a decade

[Chucho]

:lmao knowing all about those guys because you lurked around like Mark David Chapman for a decade


:lmao Knowing all these guys because you patterned yourself after them for a decade.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lol you are comparing a movie based on a true story to Star Wars
:lol knocking Nolan for expository dialogue when The Last Jedi has some of the most cringeworthy expository dialogue in recent memory
:lol calling any plotline in Dunkirk "pointless," when every single one of them converged in the climax and tied everything together

Why were there no Porgs™ in Tom Hardy's plane to lighten the tension? Where were the chubby cheeked Vietnamese girls to tell us how Nazism is BAD?! Not a single creature gets milked in this movie!

:lol the absolute state of Mono
:lmao resorting to posts like this. Today’s redzero.

See the latest Nolan masterpiece, “People Explaining The Plot While A Loud Ass Hans Zimmer™ Score Blares” exclusively on IMAX™ 70mm, IMAX™ Digital, IMAX™ Laser, IMAX™ Xenon, or IMAX™ non-IMAX™ in 2018!

[Chucho]

LOL, poor Mono needing ST stereotypes to boost his self esteem.:lol

Assuming "lurking" means spending as much time as him on ST. :lmao

MonoMeltdown :rollin

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

LOL, poor Mono needing ST stereotypes to boost his self esteem.:lol

Assuming "lurking" means spending as much time as him on ST. :lmao

MonoMeltdown :rollin

“:cry only 7 more years before I can finally stand up to mono, I fuckin hate that guy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

[Chucho]

:cry You don't agree with me. :cry

[Chucho]

“:cry Gotta boost muh self esteem by establishing ST lifespan importance :cry”

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lmao the kind of people who creepily lurk on internet forums for a decade before finally posting are the same type that will tuck their dick between their legs and harvest fat girls in a basement to make a skin suit.

[Chucho]

I'm the kind of person who creepily create dozens of alt accounts for a decade for acceptance and self esteem and can't pull fat girls with my Asian inadequacy so I RAGE and meltdown on a message board my entire identity and psyche hinges on. .

Got it, Fabbs #2.

[Chucho]

Gonna start making YOUR Laundry Krew, angry Asian Boy?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

“:cry only 5 years to go! I’ve come so far in my training, yet I know I must train harder to ever confidently post on an internet forum! And then I will reign supreme, and they will ALL bow before..... oh shit it’s lotion time!”

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Gonna start making YOUR Laundry Krew, angry Asian Boy?
:lmao ten years of lurking and the best you can do is parrot Fabbs :lmao

[Chucho]

“:cry only 5 years to go! I’ve come so far in my training, yet I know I must train harder to ever confidently post on an internet forum! And then I will reign supreme, and they will ALL bow before..... oh shit it’s lotion time!”


LOL, more Meltdown Mono. :lmao

Sure you don't need to summon the alts for reinforcements? :lmao

[Chucho]

:lmao ten years of lurking and the best you can do is parrot Fabbs :lmao

10+ years of psyche dependence you can do is alt-rotating? LOL, poor man's Laker/Mavs troll past his self life. :lmao

MeltdownMono :lmao

[redzero]

:lmao resorting to posts like this. Today’s redzero.

See the latest Nolan masterpiece, “People Explaining The Plot While A Loud Ass Hans Zimmer™ Score Blares” exclusively on IMAX™ 70mm, IMAX™ Digital, IMAX™ Laser, IMAX™ Xenon, or IMAX™ non-IMAX™ in 2018!

Now you're just posting gibberish.

:lol using The Last Jedi as an example of a film not spelling things out for the audience

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Now you're just posting gibberish.
:lmao nope, no irony there.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

LOL, more Meltdown Mono. :lmao

Sure you don't need to summon the alts for reinforcements? :lmao
:lmao holy shit, this is the best you’ve got? You may need another decade of only showing up at the bottom of the page, fam.

[Chucho]

: Continued meltdown.

:lmao

[chunticakes]

You all faggots still arguing over this shitty movie?

[lefty]

:lmao Luke was also well on his way to killing Darth Vader, to the point of slicing his fucking hand off, and then realized what he was doing and stopped himself. But no, one lapse in judgement later in the life is completely out of character for Luke Skywalker Christ.

Vader pissed him off when he told him he was going to turn his sister to the dark side.
Remember?

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdZq1NlHpAQ

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzDKXojYi8Q

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Vader pissed him off when he told him he was going to turn his sister to the dark side.
Remember?
Oh, so he went into a blind, murderous rage at the idea of a family member possibly turning to the dark side. Yeah, that scene in Ben’s room makes even more sense now. Thanks, lefty! :tu

[lefty]

Oh, so he went into a blind, murderous rage at the idea of a family member possibly turning to the dark side. Yeah, that scene in Ben’s room makes even more sense now. Thanks, lefty! :tu
No, that one didn't.

That was my point

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

No, that one didn't.

That was my point
But it did. Your “point” only solidifies that what Luke did isn’t out of character for him. Thanks! :tu

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZl5NWX1mK8

[Spurtacular]

This kid takes a steaming pile of sh** on mono :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGzJjtBl70

[Spurtacular]

Video Deleted.

[leemajors]

why do you keep posting whiny videos no one wants to watch?

[Isitjustme?]

why do you keep posting whiny videos no one wants to watch?

He's posted approximately three hours worth of videos. There's no way he even watched half of them

[benefactor]

why do you keep posting whiny videos no one wants to watch?


He's posted approximately three hours worth of videos. There's no way he even watched half of them
:lol watching a 45 minute video about Star Wars

[Spurtacular]

why do you keep posting whiny videos no one wants to watch?

Yea, we know you don't want to watch vids that you get shat on, mono.

[Spurtacular]

He's posted approximately three hours worth of videos. There's no way he even watched half of them

Every video I've posted I've watched (listened to) or have started. And I haven't posted one video without having watched all former posted videos first. Except, I didn't watch all of the kid one because it's meh. I just posted that one to shit on Mono's point that kids aren't smart enough to get that Last Jedi is shit.

[AaronY]

Yea, we know you don't want to watch vids that you get shat on, mono.
Lol

[leemajors]

Lol

what's so funny, mono?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Every video I've posted I've watched (listened to) or have started. And I haven't posted one video without having watched all former posted videos first. Except, I didn't watch all of the kid one because it's meh.

Cool! You know how much of your videos I’ve watched?

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/69479056/not-one-bit.jpg

[Don Draper]

Lol


what's so funny, mono?

smh mono talking to himself on his troll accounts. Sad!

[Spurtacular]

Cool! You know how much of your videos I’ve watched?

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/69479056/not-one-bit.jpg

Too butthurt from being bitch slapped to watch them. :lmao

[AaronY]

what's so funny, mono?
Not much fellow mono tbh. Been monoing it up lately of course but that's just par for the course of course tbh

[Stan]

Too butthurt from being bitch slapped to watch them. :lmao
:lmao fuck mono he’s such a stupid asshole.

[Chinook]

:lol watching a 45 minute video about Star Wars

To be fair, most of us PAID to watch a three-hour video about Star Wars.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao fuck mono he’s such a stupid asshole.

:lmao mono


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzO3DCW4LXw

[Spurtacular]

:lol watching a 45 minute video about Star Wars


To be fair, most of us PAID to watch a three-hour video about Star Wars.

TBF, how hard is it to have a video on in the background for a few minutes while doing stuff...

Side note: I don't much recommend that video despite posting it. I was premature on that one it turns out. The other reviews are much higher quality, tbh.

[AaronY]

TBF, how hard is it to have a video on in the background for a few minutes while doing stuff...

Side note: I don't much recommend that video despite posting it. I was premature on that one it turns out. The other reviews are much higher quality, tbh.
Yeah, maybe you should watch stuff before you post it

[Spurtacular]

Yeah, maybe you should watch stuff before you post it


Every video I've posted I've watched (listened to) or have started. And I haven't posted one video without having watched all former posted videos first. Except, I didn't watch all of the kid one because it's meh. I just posted that one to shit on Mono's point that kids aren't smart enough to get that Last Jedi is shit.

Gonna respond as if maybe there's at least a tinge of seriousness to your post, though.

In the case of the four Last Jedi review videos I posted (Posts 363, 364, 368, 370), I had typically watched half or all of the video before posting (and never less than a sizeable chunk). The one video that I removed my stamp of approval, I have deleted (370). The dude was making good points in the six to seven minutes that I had watched prior to posting the video; but he became more monotone and his points seemingly became less of interest if not less interesting outright. For someone like you who might be sort of down the middle on this, I'd recommend 368.

Perhaps I jumped the gun on posting 370. But I wasn't gonna be a prideful bitch and not say anything. This is because any review that I post I would like to hit a solid standard. It is not my intent for anyone to waste their time watching crap. As such, there are other reviews that look interesting, but I have not posted them because I have not personally verified their quality.

[AaronY]

Gonna respond as if maybe there's at least a tinge of seriousness to your post, though.

In the case of the four Last Jedi review videos I posted (Posts 363, 364, 368, 370), I had typically watched half or all of the video before posting (and never less than a sizeable chunk). The one video that I removed my stamp of approval, I have deleted (370). The dude was making good points in the six to seven minutes that I had watched prior to posting the video; but he became more monotone and his points seemingly became less of interest if not less interesting outright. For someone like you who might be sort of down the middle on this, I'd recommend 368.

Perhaps I jumped the gun on posting 370. But I wasn't gonna be a prideful bitch and not say anything. This is because any review that I post I would like to hit a solid standard. It is not my intent for anyone to waste their time watching crap. As such, there are other reviews that look interesting, but I have not posted them because I have not personally verified their quality.
Lol gr8 essay bro

[Spurtacular]

Lol gr8 essay bro

Yea, fuck off.

[AaronY]

Yea, fuck off.
Okay, I'll fuck off till you mention me in one of your posts again in about 10 minutes

[Spurtacular]

Okay, I'll fuck off till you mention me in one of your posts again in about 10 minutes

No tellin' when things will go nother level.

http://images.abolkhaseb.net/articles/berg/nick-berg.jpg

[lefty]

But it did. Your “point” only solidifies that what Luke did isn’t out of character for him. Thanks! :tu
It was out of character tbh

[spurraider21]

It was nice to see that every little bullshit resistance plan doesn’t work by some miraculous last second development (like the bomb drop to start the movie). Having Finn and Rose fail was actually refreshing.

[Spurtacular]

It was nice to see that every little bullshit resistance plan doesn’t work by some miraculous last second development (like the bomb drop to start the movie). Having Finn and Rose fail was actually refreshing.

Finn was going solo vs. however many AT-AT walkers for how long? He should've been blasted long before it came to that.

[Neo.]

Finn was going solo vs. however many AT-AT walkers for how long? He should've been blasted long before it came to that.

you are very correct

i honestly never remember anything illogical of this sort in the original trilogy

https://youtu.be/sq51w34Hg9I?t=2m16s

https://youtu.be/raF9wfPxir8

https://youtu.be/YjGa5Vj7B7I?t=56s

https://youtu.be/nAnkFVaKnec?t=3m8s

[Spurtacular]

you are very correct

i honestly never remember anything illogical of this sort in the original trilogy

https://youtu.be/sq51w34Hg9I?t=2m16s

https://youtu.be/raF9wfPxir8

https://youtu.be/YjGa5Vj7B7I?t=56s

https://youtu.be/nAnkFVaKnec?t=3m8s

I withheld buying the original trilogy on the basis that I might want the full nine / side movie collection. No longer a worry.

[leemajors]

I withheld buying the original trilogy on the basis that I might want the full nine / side movie collection. No longer a worry.

I think you missed the point, again.

[Spurtacular]

:cry Mah alt parade :cry

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:cry Ben making his body vanish upon dying :cry

:cry Hans Solo chasing storm troopers :cry

:cry A wookie firing a gun :cry

:cry R2 shooting a light saber to Luke :cry


BTW, mono, what SJW Wars site you getting these vids from? We know you aren't doing a fucks worth of independent research. :lol

[Neo.]

luke standing in the open and gunning down 5 stormtroopers completely unharmed

8 stormtroopers running away from han, and han running away untouched from 1000

leia chewie and lando taking on an entire city ran by the empire, and somehow getting away untouched in the very ship they arrived on, which happened to be completely unguarded whatsoever

luke taking on 5 ships of gangsters armed with blasters by himself, and the only time he got shot, the guy decides to aim for his hand in the sky when he had a straight shot to his chest and face, which happens to be the only accurate blaster shot any enemy has ever fired in star wars


fify

all 100% logical

im on your side!

[Spurtacular]

fify

all 100% logical

im on your side!

Leia/Lando were taking on decent odds. Not every single storm trooper was in the vicinity. Luke is an f'ing Jedi, bro; of course he can take on a few lil thugs. The Hans chasing the Storm Troopers was a bit dumb and not well executed in what was pretty much otherwise a fine movie.

But if you didn't like these things, then why do you continue to watch Star Wars? It doesn't make sense.

[UZER]

Leia/Lando were taking on decent odds. Not every single storm trooper was in the vicinity. Luke is an f'ing Jedi, bro; of course he can take on a few lil thugs. The Hans chasing the Storm Troopers was a bit dumb and not well executed in what was pretty much otherwise a fine movie.

But if you didn't like these things, then why do you continue to watch Star Wars? It doesn't make sense.

There are movie cliches that you can normally overlook. But when the movie sucks balls and cant even create a coherent story to follow, you don't get the benefit of the doubt with movie cliches.

[Spurtacular]

There are movie cliches that you can normally overlook. But when the movie sucks balls and cant even create a coherent story to follow, you don't get the benefit of the doubt with movie cliches.

Spot on, bro / Slaying faggot SJWs.

[leemajors]

There are movie cliches that you can normally overlook. But when the movie sucks balls and cant even create a coherent story to follow, you don't get the benefit of the doubt with movie cliches.

Opinions are like assholes.

[Neo.]

Leia/Lando were taking on decent odds. Not every single storm trooper was in the vicinity. Luke is an f'ing Jedi, bro; of course he can take on a few lil thugs. The Hans chasing the Storm Troopers was a bit dumb and not well executed in what was pretty much otherwise a fine movie.

But if you didn't like these things, then why do you continue to watch Star Wars? It doesn't make sense.

If you didn't like these things, then why do you continue to talk about The Last Jedi? It doesn't make sense.

besides, im on your side! all of that was completely great because it was part of the ot!

[Spurtacular]

If you didn't like these things, then why do you continue to talk about The Last Jedi? It doesn't make sense.

besides, im on your side! all of that was completely great because it was part of the ot!

I'm talking about fucking up a great franchise; you're trying to argue the franchise has always been shitty.

:lmao Snowflake SJW trying to pretend there is an equivalency.

[Neo.]

lol emo luke skywalker fanboy

[Spurtacular]

lol emo luke skywalker fanboy

Hmm. Which one is emo, Classic Star Wars or Snowflake Wars?

You keep failing, brah.

[Neo.]

Hmm. Which one is emo, Classic Star Wars or Snowflake Wars?

You keep failing, brah.

:lmao you're the one obsessed with a movie you despise, spending hours pointing out all it's "flaws", then once it's proven that those same "flaws" exist in movies you love, you make the exact same excuses that fans of the movie you hate are making

movies are movies. enjoy them for what they are. but if you don't like them, to each their own. theres no such thing as a perfect movie. but the obsession yourself and other OT fanboys have is simply weird and endlessly contradictory. and you're all literally too stupid to realize it, regardless of how much evidence is given.

[Blake]

So Spurtacular spent his Christmas holiday season binge watching YouTube and twitter rants about a movie he thought sucks.

Sounds about right.

[Spurtacular]

So Spurtacular spent his Christmas holiday season binge watching YouTube and twitter rants about a movie he thought sucks.

Sounds about right.

Cucks like you don't care if Disney takes a shit on Star Wars. You've been conditioned.


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AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

:lmao

"nother level"

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you're the one obsessed with a movie you despise, spending hours pointing out all it's "flaws", then once it's proven that those same "flaws" exist in movies you love, you make the exact same excuses that fans of the movie you hate are making

movies are movies. enjoy them for what they are. but if you don't like them, to each their own. theres no such thing as a perfect movie. but the obsession yourself and other OT fanboys have is simply weird and endlessly contradictory. and you're all literally too stupid to realize it, regardless of how much evidence is given.

:lol Monslob desperately trying to make this about me and not his shitty movie.

[Reck]

Cucks like you don't care if Disney takes a shit on Star Wars. You've been conditioned.


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AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

:lmao

"nother level"

Lucas Wasn't exactly doing a bang up job either.

The first Trilogy was good I thought, but nothing like people who saw it on theater when it came out in the 70s make it out to be. I first saw these movies in the mid 90s as a kid.

If you want plot than Star Wars aren't the movies you're looking for. They're just fun to watch for the special effects. At least for me.

I think Disney should do stand alone movies like Rogue One. That one was actually decent story wise.

[AaronY]

Cucks like you don't care if Disney takes a shit on Star Wars. You've been conditioned.


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AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

:lmao

"nother level"
Can you not mention me every fifteen minutes you creepy fag stalker? thanks in advance

[Blake]

Cucks like you don't care if Disney takes a shit on Star Wars. You've been conditioned.


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AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

:lmao

"nother level"

I'm making fun of you. I don't really care what Disney does with Star Wars future movies.

[Spurtacular]

I'm making fun of you. I don't really care what Disney does with Star Wars future movies.


Cucks like you don't care if Disney takes a shit on Star Wars. You've been conditioned.


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AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

:lmao

"nother level"

Congrats on confirming.

:lmao

"nother level"

AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

[Blake]

Congrats on confirming.

:lmao

"nother level"

AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

You're obsessed. Lol.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v2PV52WNLY

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Critics exposed themselves as cucks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_FYGA-l8b8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH0tkCpblV0

[AaronY]

Congrats on confirming.

:lmao

"nother level"

AaronY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27732)

Can you not mention me every fifteen minutes you creepy fag stalker? thanks in advance

[Spurtacular]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/017/966/jordan-crying.jpg

[spurraider21]

watching 20 minutes of youtubes about rotten tomatoes :lol

[djohn2oo8]

Yeah it was out of character for Luke to go into hiding after he failed, just like Obi Wan and Yoda both did before him. :lol

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Mpf7qGb4M

[Spurtacular]

Yeah it was out of character for Luke to go into hiding after he failed, just like Obi Wan and Yoda both did before him. :lol

Yea, it's me. That's why the movie is gonna make about a quarter billion dollars less or so.

[AaronY]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Mpf7qGb4M
Did you watch this one at least before you posted it?

[Spurtacular]

Did you watch this one at least before you posted it?

389

[AaronY]

389
Is this the number of times you fucked your mom or something?!?!

[Spurtacular]

:cry Leave me alone! :cry

:lmao

[Reck]

Spurtacular has the most posts of anyone on a thread of a movie she hates and hasn't seen.

Having 20 more posts than the second guy and about twice that amount that of the OP of the thread. :lmao

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Kylo Ren needs his own movie where he finds this fat, self-absorbed, small-tittied, hideous soul mate who has a body like a baby seal, then she treats him like shit, then he gets even more emo, then he comes out of it a better Kylo and gets an attractive chick at the end of it.

[Xevious]

I don't know how I feel about the movie tbh. It was okay. Not as different as some make it out to be. I felt it pretty straight forward with a lot of the same story elements from ESB and ROTJ. The only part that surprised me was that they killed Snoke so quickly, which makes me think he isn't really dead.

Kylo Ren is confusing the shit out of me though. He's the opposite of Anikan in that he's dark side struggling with his light side. But when you think he's finally given in (when he kills Snoke), he goes full on douchebag. Otherwise, I like the idea that balance lies in the middle, and that dark and light are going to have to come together.

[Spurtacular]

Spurtacular has the most posts of anyone on a thread of a movie she hates and hasn't seen.

Having 20 more posts than the second guy and about twice that amount that of the OP of the thread. :lmao

:lmao Bean counter tranny.

[Spurtacular]

The only part that surprised me was that they killed Snoke so quickly, which makes me think he isn't really dead.

He dead, bro.


Kylo Ren...finally given in (when he kills Snoke), he goes full on douchebag.

Killing Snoke for any other reason than not wanting an innocent (Rey) to get killed IE benevolence doesn't make sense. He knew it would be very risky in the first place in that if Snoke caught him he'd be dead and that in he'd have to kill like eight other jedis after the fact right there. It's not a good calculated risk whatsoever. But then he's willing to kill Rey after she doesn't go along with him. But this is merely plot hole #497.

[Xevious]

I also hope they discuss who the fuck Snoke really was and where his resources came from for the 1st Order.

[Spurtacular]

I also hope they discuss who the fuck Snoke really was and where his resources came from for the 1st Order.

Making up a back story after the fact is that appealing to you?

[leemajors]

Making up a back story after the fact is that appealing to you?

It's what they have always done.

[benefactor]

It's what they have always done.
:lol...yeah, that was a pretty bad fucking take. The first three films did this with almost every main character.

[djohn2oo8]

I also hope they discuss who the fuck Snoke really was and where his resources came from for the 1st Order.

No way Snoke is really dead. Probably some way he learned how to beat death.

[Blake]

Spurtacular will be on here talking about how lame the new Han Solo backstory movie was each of the three times he saw it in theaters

[Blake]

No way Snoke is really dead.

He'll be in a wheelchair maybe

[Reck]

:lmao Bean counter tranny.

Make that 72.

[Spurtacular]

:lol...yeah, that was a pretty bad fucking take. The first three films did this with almost every main character.

Rent free.

[Blake]

Rent free.

No, you paid in full

[benefactor]

Rent free.
So much autism. Perhaps you should stop blurting out expressions that you can't use in the correct context.

[Reck]

So much autism. Perhaps you should stop blurting out expressions that you can't use in the correct context.

:lol

Glad I'm not the only one who notices that shit.

[koriwhat]

i guess everyone loves B-rated movies with a B-rated cast as long as they are riddled with cgi, puppets, and a sjw agenda to them.

[djohn2oo8]

i guess everyone loves B-rated movies with a B-rated cast as long as they are riddled with cgi, puppets, and a sjw agenda to them.

You are an F-Rated poster

[koriwhat]

You are an F-Rated poster

oh why so "worked up"? lmao... so "worked up" over nothing. yall trolls get so damn "worked up".

btw, mad i am right about that franchise? fucking nerd.

[Spurtacular]

So much autism. Perhaps you should stop blurting out expressions that you can't use in the correct context.

I did use it in the right context. Given that I'm living rent free in your head, I found no need to explain it. But since you've embarrassed yourself further, I'll throw a dog a bone. I just asked the guy if he cared about a backstory of someone no longer in play; I never argued if it had been done before. You then came in crying on a false premise and making false claims.

:rollin

RENT FREE, BITCH.

[djohn2oo8]

oh why so "worked up"? lmao... so "worked up" over nothing. yall trolls get so damn "worked up".

btw, mad i am right about that franchise? fucking nerd.

You are posting in a thread about a franchise you supposedly dont care for. Something is bothering you :lol

[koriwhat]

You are posting in a thread about a franchise you supposedly dont care for. Something is bothering you :lol

dune baby dune!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Kylo needs his own franchise

[UZER]

When Kylo had his mask on early on in TFA, he carried more weight as a bad guy and was working his way to becoming a great villain. As soon as the mask came off, he lost all intimidation.

As has been said, You're only as good as your villain.. It's why so many Marvel movies are just meh.

They are trying to be too cute with Kylo and make his more story complicated than it needs to be. And they just killed off Snoke so who knows where this story is going. The writers don't even know and it shows.

[spurraider21]

When Kylo had his mask on early on in TFA, he carried more weight as a bad guy and was working his way to becoming a great villain. As soon as the mask came off, he lost all intimidation.

As has been said, You're only as good as your villain.. It's why so many Marvel movies are just meh.

They are trying to be too cute with Kylo and make his more story complicated than it needs to be. And they just killed off Snoke so who knows where this story is going. The writers don't even know and it shows.
i think they had to drop the mask. way too much of a Vader copycat. i like that snoke told him to take off the silly mask. but yes i'm sure the average 11 year old viewer thought the mask was super scary and intimidating

[Spurtacular]

You are posting in a thread about a franchise you supposedly dont care for. Something is bothering you :lol

Tell us about your love for Star Wars.

[koriwhat]

Kylo needs his own franchise

that dude is emo... can't believe he's a villian of sorts.

[Blake]

Tell us about your love for Star Wars.

Tell us more about your in depth hatred of it. With research and bibliography.

[da_suns_fan]

I don't know how I feel about the movie tbh. It was okay. Not as different as some make it out to be. I felt it pretty straight forward with a lot of the same story elements from ESB and ROTJ. The only part that surprised me was that they killed Snoke so quickly, which makes me think he isn't really dead.

Kylo Ren is confusing the shit out of me though. He's the opposite of Anikan in that he's dark side struggling with his light side. But when you think he's finally given in (when he kills Snoke), he goes full on douchebag. Otherwise, I like the idea that balance lies in the middle, and that dark and light are going to have to come together.

Hes definitely the most interesting part of the movie.

The problem is he's only in about a quarter of the movie. As others have said, half the movie wasn't just boring, it was stupid.

[koriwhat]

Tell us more about your in depth hatred of it. With research and bibliography.

i just like stirring the pot... but yeah, why'd they cast a sissy though?

[Spurtacular]

Tell us more about your in depth hatred of it. With research and bibliography.
djohn2oo8 cuck doing your battles? Tell us more about your love of Star Wars.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

that dude is emo... can't believe he's a villian of sorts.

That's what's so funny. I think you're supposed to laugh at his emo-ness. He's like a less cartoonish Cobra Commander

[Reck]

i think they had to drop the mask. way too much of a Vader copycat. i like that snoke told him to take off the silly mask. but yes i'm sure the average 11 year old viewer thought the mask was super scary and intimidating

I think the mask helped the actor more than his character. Adam Driver looks like an emo kid in perpetuity.

[Blake]

He reminds me of a serious Napoleon Dynamite

[koriwhat]

That's what's so funny. I think you're supposed to laugh at his emo-ness. He's like a less cartoonish Cobra Commander

well in that case then... i've never been much of a scifi person even though i love the intricacies of the universe. maybe i just never really gave star wars a chance and that's why i can't fathom its fandom.

[Pavlov]

Just caught it. Boy, did they pick the wrong original principal to feature through the entire trilogy.

[Spurtacular]

Just caught it. Boy, did they pick the wrong original principal to feature through the entire trilogy.

Vague. Par.

[Chinook]

Vague. Par.

Pretty sure he means that they got unlucky with wanting Leia to be in all the movies while killing off Luke and Han. Of course, Disney is obsessed with making every story they tell led by a female protagonist, so they probably would have done this even if they had known about Fisher.

[Blake]

they can just CGI her, amirite

[LaMarcus Bryant]

well in that case then... i've never been much of a scifi person even though i love the intricacies of the universe. maybe i just never really gave star wars a chance and that's why i can't fathom its fandom.

The fans are annoying AF as with any franchise. But it still beats harry butthole pussy potter crap. *shudder*

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Disney is obsessed with making every story they tell led by a female protagonist

It’s sad because men are just so under-represented in the Star Wars universe.

[Spurtacular]

It’s sad because men are just so under-represented in the Star Wars universe.

True/false: Men have predominantly been the officers/warriors in pretty much every major war conflict in the history of mankind? Maybe, he just doesn't want hack shit, bro. Did your whiny snowflake ass ever think of that?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

True/false: Men have predominantly been the officers/warriors in pretty much every major war conflict in the history of mankind? Maybe, he just doesn't want hack shit, bro. Did your whiny snowflake ass ever think of that?

You do realize nobody in Star Wars is from Earth, right? I’m really asking because you seem stupid enough to think Star Wars is a docudrama.

[Trill Clinton]

the movie was ass to me.

[Spurtacular]

You do realize nobody in Star Wars is from Earth, right? I’m really asking because you seem stupid enough to think Star Wars is a docudrama.

You do realize Star Wars is still a human drama at the end of the day?

[Ginobilly]

True/false: Men have predominantly been the officers/warriors in pretty much every major war conflict in the history of mankind? Maybe, he just doesn't want hack shit, bro. Did your whiny snowflake ass ever think of that?

Disney used to use that formula in the past. They kept it true to human nature and they were successful. Now they want to inject sjw political propaganda into every movie they make and it just looks forced. People go to movies to escape the hardships of work and life. The last thing they want to see is politics and propaganda in a movie.

Hollywood has inverted the role of the sexes. Women are now the men and men are the women( or fags).

[Chinook]

It’s sad because men are just so under-represented in the Star Wars universe.

Not a fan of the quota method of representation. I like female protagonists well enough. Think it's odd that all four of the new Disney ST protags are female

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

You do realize Star Wars is still a human drama at the end of the day?

Oh so it’s all make-believe? Interesting.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lmao imagine the level of needle-dicked insecurity to be triggered at seeing a woman occasionally do things a man usually does.

[Blake]

You do realize nobody in Star Wars is from Earth, right?

:lol

[Blake]

Not a fan of the quota method of representation. I like female protagonists well enough. Think it's odd that all four of the new Disney ST protags are female

The Disney Princess line sells.

[Chinook]

:lmao imagine the level of needle-dicked insecurity to be triggered at seeing a woman occasionally do things a man usually does.

I don't know if you're a minority, but if you're not, I can tell you that there's a difference between natural diversity and hamfisted diversity. There are great examples of female protagonists both taking traditional male roles and operating in traditional roles. There are even people who do both like Essun in Broken Earth, who on one hand is a bad ass earth-shifter and on the other is just a mother trying to find her daughter during an apocalypse. I am not trying to defend Spurt's obsession with hating this movie. But I think Disney could stand to just go with a better mixed representation rather than trying to right wrongs from the Lucas era.

As far as these new ST females go, I like Rey quite a bit, think Jin is interesting, can't stand Iden and think Holdo is a wasted opportunity.

For the males: I like Finn but wish they have him something to excel at. Poe is a waste of space. Cassian was a poor attempt to recapture the Han "magic". And Del ended up being a worthless moon to Iden's already shitty sun.

EDIT: And apparently I'm like the only person who actually liked Rose.

[Pavlov]

Disney used to use that formula in the past. They kept it true to human nature and they were successful.Yeah, all of Disney's great war movies always reserved superpowers and laser sword fights for the menfolk -- which was true to human nature.

TLJ has made over a billion dollars and is still in wide release. You can argue the quality, but you can't argue its success.

[Chinook]

The Disney Princess line sells.

It boggles my mind how big toy sales still are.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

I don't know if you're a minority,

I am.


but if you're not,

I am.


I can tell you that there's a difference between natural diversity and hamfisted diversity.

You must have loved White Khan in that Star Trek movie then.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

I can’t wait for all the autistic screeching at Black Panther.

[Chinook]

I am.



I am.



You must have loved White Khan in that Star Trek movie then.

I don't care for Star Trek one way or the other. I don't even know what the "original" Khan looked like.

[Chinook]

I can’t wait for all the autistic screeching at Black Panther.

Not a fan of Michael B Jordan, tbh. In general I'm pretty burned out on Marvel. Haven't seen anything since Civil War and probably only have enough interest to get through Infinity Wars.

[Pavlov]

Pretty sure he means that they got unlucky with wanting Leia to be in all the movies while killing off Luke and Han.This. They had two prime opportunities for Leia to exit logically. The Yondu facefreeze (shitty way for Ackbar to go in that blast btw) is dramatic if derivative, and she could've used the force to move the homing beacon back to the ship and not her whole bloated self. And Holdo's sacrifice would've been more poignant with Leia at the helm -- or just poignant, since we didn't have time to give a shit about Holdo.

If you're running a dead pool, Fisher had to be at the top of the list. On top of that, as cool as she was IRL she couldn't act anymore. Everything she did onscreen was a struggle and after 30 years, Hamil is actually a good actor. Replacing her with Dern would've fixed everything; now they have to patch together some outtakes or Tarkin her with her daughter voicing and it's going to suck. Get ready for a lot of Luke's force ghost after he dieded from pulling a long distance Jedi mind trick.

[Ginobilly]

Yeah, all of Disney's great war movies always reserved superpowers and laser sword fights for the menfolk -- which was true to human nature.

TLJ has made over a billion dollars and is still in wide release. You can argue the quality, but you can't argue its success.

It's not considered a runaway success like the other movies because it's not making its money fast enough. People just went to watch It due to the nostalgia factor and the special effects ( light saber/space ships battles).

[Pavlov]

It's not considered a runaway success like the other movies because it's not making its money fast enough. People just went to watch It due to the nostalgia factor and the special effects ( light saber/space ships battles).lol "not a runaway success"

$1.2 billion and counting, dude.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

It's not considered a runaway success like the other movies because it's not making its money fast enough. People just went to watch It due to the nostalgia factor and the special effects ( light saber/space ships battles).
:lol it’s only on pace to be a top 5 domestic grossing movie of all time. It’s already at #6. They expected 25% less in box office numbers than Force Awakens, and it will be in that ballpark. But no, you’re right, it’s an abject failure because a chick uses a lightsaber in it.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

A New Hope’s original release made $307 million. Empire Strikes Back “only” made $209 million. Clearly Empire Strikes Back was a total failure, and a shitty movie that crapped all over the legacy of the original, probably due to SJW politics of hamfisting a black character into the story.

[Reck]

It's not considered a runaway success like the other movies because it's not making its money fast enough. People just went to watch It due to the nostalgia factor and the special effects ( light saber/space ships battles).

Seriously? So wrong in so many levels.

People went to see it because they like these type of movies. Nostalgia ain't got nothing to do with it.

Most people, certainly me weren't even around when the original movies first came out.

[koriwhat]

The fans are annoying AF as with any franchise. But it still beats harry butthole pussy potter crap. *shudder*

i've never seen harry potter. i was like 19 when it first came out and a kids film didn't appeal to me at all.

if i had to choose i'd watch all star wars films over harry potter any day of the week.

[Reck]

i've never seen harry potter. i was like 19 when it first came out and a kids film didn't appeal to me at all.

if i had to choose i'd watch all star wars films over harry potter any day of the week.

:lmao Your logic

[koriwhat]

:lmao Your logic

logic isn't your forte. go tuck your dick between your legs now.

[Reck]

logic isn't your forte. go tuck your dick between your legs now.

:cry I would rather watch gay porn than Harry Potter because that's for kids. :lol

[koriwhat]

:cry I would rather watch gay porn than Harry Potter because that's for kids. :lol

i bet you would rather watch gay porn.

[Reck]

i bet you would rather watch gay porn.

Hey you're the one lashing out in multiple threads and has "gay" in his title.