The next James Bond is black

[Pavlov]

No you didn't so why lie?

The mere thought of a 5-5 James Bond, a 6-6 James Bond, a Texan drawl, a fat James Bond is wrong. Black is a total nothing here, anything not who he really is is what is being talked about on my behalf.

I need the real deal. Not some fake Jmes Bond.So the only objection you have is your tender feelings for a racist, misogynist literary character.

OK.

[Avante]

I don't. I read all the books.

Pretty dreary.

I know a bunch of people who would love to see the tormented albino Prince and his vampiric runeblade the mighty Stormbringer on the big screen. So don't tell me...nobody...ok?

How does anyone read all the Elric books and not think.,....wow what todays Hollywood could do with this?

[Pavlov]

I know a bunch of people who would love to see the tormented albino Prince and his vampiric runeblade the mighty Stormbringer on the big screen. So don't tellme...nobody...ok?

How does anyone read all the Elric books and not think.,....wow what todays Hollywood could do with this?They would make him a regular white guy and give it a happy ending.

[SpursforSix]

Yeah, I can't say what the profit is. That's gross.

There is another Shaft movie on the way.

But a black Samoan Hercules movie looks like it made a lot of money.

Point taken.

Good point. I'm guessing Shaft cost about 45 million to make.
Hercules was probably twice that. Maybe even 100 million.

[Avante]

So the only objection you have is your tender feelings for a racist, misogynist literary character.

OK.

Tender feelings, dude...tender feelings? How about if you plan on making any movie based on a world famous literary character you do all you can tobe as realistic as you can, don't you understand?

I;m not a James Bond fan, have never read any of the books and not really into the movies so I have no .....tender feelings....ok? I just like things the way they were meant to be, ok?

[Pavlov]

Tender feelings, dude...tender feelings? How about if you plan on making any movie based on a world famous literary character you do all you can tobe as realistic as you can, don't you understand?

I;m not a James Bond fan, have never read any of the books and not really into the movies so I have no .....tender feelings....ok? I just like things the way they were meant to be, ok?So your opinion as a filmgoer is completely irrelevant.

You didn't see the movies before.

You won't see the movies no matter who plays Bond.

It's solely about your feelings.

[Avante]

They would make him a regular white guy and give it a happy ending.

Ya mean actually make Elric who he really is?

How did the saga end?

[Pavlov]

Ya mean actually make Elric who he really is?He's an albino. Not a normal white guy.

Have you read the books at all?

[Pavlov]

How did the saga end?In Stormbringer? Dude dies.

[Avante]

So your opinion as a filmgoer is completely irrelevant.

You didn't see the movies before.

You won't see the movies no matter who plays Bond.

It's solely about your feelings.


Wrong yet again.

I have seen most the Bond movies, just not a big fan. Wouldn't go to a $$$$$$ theater for a Bond movie.

And there is no doubt I'll be seeing the black James Bond sometime just won't be looking for it.

I have no feelings about James Bond. I just like everything from a book to be respected by the movie makers. They tend to just ..the hell with the real story..way too much.

[Pavlov]

Wrong yet again.

I have seen most the Bond movies, just not a big fan. Wouldn't go to a $$$$$$ theater for a Bond movie.So your opinion as a movie goer is irrelevant.


I have no feelings about James Bond. I just like everything from a book to be respected by the movie makers. They tend to just ..the hell with the real story..way too much.That's a feeling.

[Avante]

He's an albino. Not a normal white guy.

Have you read the books at all?

Have you read what I said at all? I talked about Johnny Winter....why?

I own and have read all the books that's why I brought him up. Dide, do you think at all before posting?

You mentioned a normal guy, right?

[Pavlov]

Have you read what I said at all? I talked about Johnny Winter....why?

I own and have read all the books that's why I brought him up. Dide, do you think at all before posting?

You mentioned a normal guy, right?Hollywood would make him not albino.

Hollywood would make him a normal white guy.

Hollywood would change the ending.

Get that through your thick head.

[Avante]

So your opinion as a movie goer is irrelevant.

That's a feeling.

There it is again...your. Is...your...opinion as a movie goer irrelevant (using your style)

Tender feelings...hurt....??? Ah, no. Messing with you because you can't figure out James Bond is a white guy.....yes.

[Blake]

There's no logistical or necessary reason to have a purple Thanos. It's just the way it is.

There's no logistical or necessary reason to have Spurs colours as black, white and silver, but if someone were to change those colours we would all raise in protest.

So who cares if they change it? Your poor eyes burn at the sight of a dark skinned Bond?

People protesting those changes would be comic book and sports nerds.

People protesting Bond being black are racist snowflake nerds.

[Blake]

There it is again...your. Is...your...opinion as a movie goer irrelevant (using your style)

Tender feelings...hurt....??? Ah, no. Messing with you because you can't figure out James Bond is a white guy.....yes.

How successful do you think this Black Bond movie will be?

[Avante]

Hollywood would make him not albino.

Hollywood would make him a normal white guy.

Hollywood would change the ending.

Get that through your thick head.

Hollywood would love the fact here is something uniqie, he would without a doubt be an albino

Hollywood doesn't know the ending.

A thick skull can't figure out James Bond is a white guy.

[Pavlov]

There it is again...your. Is...your...opinion as a movie goer irrelevant (using your style)You admitted it is irrelevant because you don't pay to see the movies.


Tender feelings...hurt....??? Ah, no. Messing with you because you can't figure out James Bond is a white guy.....yes.He doesn't have to be a white guy in a 2020 movie. The only argument you have against that is....yep....your feelings.

[Pavlov]

Hollywood would love the fact here is something uniqie, he would without a doubt be an albinoHollywood doesn't do unique with that kind of money.


Hollywood doesn't know the ending.Of course they do. Just read Stormbringer or a synopsis. You think it's a big secret only people like you know?


A thick skull can't figure out James Bond is a white guy.Your feelings.

[Avante]

How successful do you think this Black Bond movie will be?

I think it will be a huge success, and if they must have a black Bond they have the perfect guy for it.

Judy just walked by....

Avante....a black James Bond, what do you think?
Judy....was he raised in one parent home?

[Blake]

I think it will be a huge success, and if they must have a black Bond they have the perfect guy for it.

Judy just walked by....

Avante....a black James Bond, what do you think?
Judy....was he raised in one parent home?

So Judy is a racist Sunday school teacher. Got it.

[Avante]

You admitted it is irrelevant because you don't pay to see the movies.

He doesn't have to be a white guy in a 2020 movie. The only argument you have against that is....yep....your feelings.

Not my feelings try simply common sense, James Bond isn't black. That isn't a feeling that is who he isn't.

[Blake]

I think it will be a huge success

So only a few racist nerds will have the problem with it.

And they'll probably end up watching it too.

[Pavlov]

So Judy is a racist Sunday school teacher. Got it.:lmao Racist Judy

[Avante]

So Judy is a racist Sunday school teacher. Got it.

Judy has a degree in Child Developement and owns a daycare business. And is big in her church. Right now she is making things for children in Nigeria. Jump ropes and spinners. Not a racist bone in her nice long firm body.

[Pavlov]

I think it will be a huge success, and if they must have a black Bond they have the perfect guy for it.

Judy just walked by....

Avante....a black James Bond, what do you think?
Judy....was he raised in one parent home?Tell racist Judy James Bond was an orphan raised by his single aunt.

[Pavlov]

Judy has a degree in Child Developement and owns a daycare business. And is big in her church. Right now she is making things for children in Nigeria. Jump ropes and spinners. Not a racist bone in her nice long firm body.So did you just lie about what she said?

[FrostKing]

Avante, your wife racist? Conservative women are better looking. Nice score pimp

[Avante]

So only a few racist nerds will have the problem with it.

And they'll probably end up watching it too.

I agree.

My thing has nothing to do with race, It's about not staying true to the character. Too tall, fat, short, skinny wouldn't work either.

[Avante]

So did you just lie about what she said?


I don't lie.

Judy is totally down on dead beat fathers. As we know that is a huge problem in the black community.

[Avante]

Avante, your wife racist? Conservative women are better looking. Nice score pimp

Judy loves kids, so she is against anyone who makes life harder on them. As we know 70% of black children are born to unwed mothers. This is something that pisses her off.

[Pavlov]

I don't lie.

Judy is totally down on dead beat fathers. As we know that is a huge problem in the black community.Yep, racist.

[SpursforSix]

Judy loves kids, so she is against anyone who makes life harder on them. As we know 70% of black children are born to unwed mothers. This is something that pisses her off.

Maybe she should get married then.

[Avante]

Yep, racist.

Let's ask her since she is making something to eat.

Avante...Pavlov says because you are down on dead beat fathers you must be a racist. Are you a racist?
Judy....tell Pavlov if his father abandoned him he'd be on my shit list also.


Judy is no racist.

[Avante]

Maybe she should get married then.

I was 33 and she was 21, we lived together for about a year then one day....wannna get married? That was 35ish years ago.

[DAF86]

So who cares if they change it? Your poor eyes burn at the sight of a dark skinned Bond?

No, I already said that I'm not a Bond fan, so I don't give a fuck. In fact, I sale that Elba looks more like a Bond type to me, than Craig.

But if I were to put the example of a character that I do like, for example Batman, then I think I would have a problem with a black Batman. And it has nothing to do with race, I'm Latin I would have a problem with a Latin Batman too.


People protesting those changes would be comic book and sports nerds.

People protesting Bond being black are racist snowflake nerds.

Why? You think there can't be James Bond's nerds? If James Bonds nerds whine about the character change, do you think they would be doing it out of racism?

[Isitjustme?]

18 pages :lol

[lefty]

Where does it stop after a black James Bond?

A white The Black Panther?

Elric of Melniborne is a white albino (think Johnny Winter) a black Elric?

A short Chinaman as Hercules?

A Mexican as SHAFT?
I want to see a fat mexican as Captain Anerica dammit

[Avante]

I want to see a fat mexican as Captain Anerica dammit

Everybody who follows any literary character, comic book hero, myth, knows the story. There is a story for a reason. A movie company really thinks they can do whatever they want to well known ficticious characters? They can ignore the realities of the story?

Once they try to sell....Captain America...The Fantastic Four...Sherlock Holmes....they are using somebody elses idea. To do what they want with someone elses creation to make $$$$$ should be illegal.

Any Mexican playing any super hero is wrong.

[FrostKing]

18 pages :lol
And still white Bond. Not black.

[Avante]

Hoagy Carmichael was an old time piano player, song writer, singer. Fleming said that Bond should look like him. He's white.

Now in the 50's how many blacks worked in the British Secret Service?

[Blake]

Let's ask her since she is making something to eat.

Avante...Pavlov says because you are down on dead beat fathers you must be a racist. Are you a racist?
Judy....tell Pavlov if his father abandoned him he'd be on my shit list also.


Judy is no racist.

Lol changing the narrative

[Avante]

Lol changing the narrative

Wrong as usual.

Judy has talked with people many times about the sad situation with black families. Why can't black men accept their responsibilities? But it could be any man who bails on his family, race a total non factor.

I couldn't live with a racist, our best man was a black guy who is my best friend. He sleeps over sometimes even today.

[Pavlov]

Hoagy Carmichael was an old time piano player, song writer, singer. Fleming said that Bond should look like him. He's white.

Now in the 50's how many blacks worked in the British Secret Service?Now it's 2018.

[Avante]

Now it's 2018.


So the movie will have nothing at all to do with the actual James Bond?

How about....

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-thumb-31026310-50-mcsiwippxrunohbnkwsbhnujruvqjuez.jpeg (https://www.quora.com/profile/Raymond-Martinez-1)Raymond Martinez (https://www.quora.com/profile/Raymond-Martinez-1), loves watching movies
Answered Jan 7 (https://www.quora.com/Could-James-Bond-be-played-by-a-black-man-honest-opinion/answer/Raymond-Martinez-1) · Author has 1.8k answers and 4.5m answer views


Original question: Could James Bond be played by a black man (honest opinion)?
Honestly, no.
The James Bond character created by Ian Fleming was of the WASP-type (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant). Well, one source claims Bond is a non-conformist Protestant or somebody with Calvinistic upbringing. Calvinism is a major branch of Protestantism that follows the theological tradition and practice of John Calvin, a white French theologian.
Another source claims Bond is a Catholic recusant (a Catholic believer but refuses to perform or attend Anglican rites and services) or a Jacobite (a member of a political movement that advocates Roman Catholicism in England).
Whether Bond is a Protestant or a Catholic, is beside the point. Bond will always be played by a white actor in accordance with Fleming’s character conceptualization from the time he was writing his Bond novels.

[Avante]

I'll say this....

If it's just a movie with nothing at all to do with the actual James Bond saga then a black man, a woman, a Mexican, a Chinamen can do a 007, ah.....is he still 007?

[spurraider21]

lol religious bond

[TimmyBuckets]

Excited for Idris Elba for James Bond b/c I like the actor and I don't feel strongly what ethnicity/race he is, but I would have strong feelings for some other characters in literary works/other mediums, just not Bond. As far as I've read (and I haven't read a lot), he's never specifically described as white. Can someone let me know if that is the case?

[Avante]

lol religious bond

Does anything at all matter here? If not then why not do a movie about the real black British secret service agent who was a bit of a legend?

[TimmyBuckets]

Does anything at all matter here? If not then why not do a movie about the real black British secret service agent who was a bit of a legend?

I would actually prefer that tbh. Make a wholly unique agent inspired by bond. That way he can be more in touch with his roots, while not stepping on the literary toes of Bond. It won't sell as much though.

[Avante]

Excited for Idris Elba for James Bond b/c I like the actor and I don't feel strongly what ethnicity/race he is, but I would have strong feelings for some other characters in literary works/other mediums, just not Bond. As far as I've read (and I haven't read a lot), he's never specifically described as white. Can someone let me know if that is the case?

Ian Fleming talked about Bond looking like piano man Hoagy Carrmicael who is white. All the books had cover art, yep, a white guy.

[Avante]

I would actually prefer that tbh. Make a wholly unique agent inspired by bond. That way he can be more in touch with his roots, while not stepping on the literary toes of Bond. It won't sell as much though.

I'm with you. There is no need to have a black James Bond, just have a black British Secret Service agent who has heard the stories the legend of James Bond. Maybe a few....what would Bond do in this spot?...in his head.

[Pavlov]

So the movie will have nothing at all to do with the actual James Bond?No Bond movie has ever been set in the 50s. A black Bond in 2020 isn't beyond the imagination of normal people.

Did you just go to Yahoo Answers for help?

[TimmyBuckets]

He didn't write that explicitly in his novels, at least not a description of him as white (again, I may be wrong on this, though I do not think so). Also, cover art rarely showed an actual picture of Bond (I guess preferring to go by the written description, hence why choice words were used to describe him), but rather artistic themes or manifestations of the villains/heroines. Flemming pictured him as Carmichael, but the point of literary work, and also the lack of extreme specificity of description, is for the reader to gauge a measure their own interpretation of the character.

Don't get me wrong though, I would actually prefer a wholly new secret agent, if they went the Elba route. I also think its very doable (see the creativity of Kingsman, even though it was also based on comics).

[Avante]

No Bond movie has ever been set in the 50s. A black Bond in 2020 isn't beyond the imagination of normal people.

Did you just go to Yahoo Answers for help?

Obviously talking about the books.


According to Griswold, the Fleming novels take place between around May 1951,[31] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_%28literary_character%29#cite_note-FOOTNOTEGriswold20067-31) to February 1964, by which time Bond was aged 42.[32] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_%28literary_character%29#cite_note-FOOTNOTEGriswold200633-32)

[Avante]

He didn't write that explicitly in his novels, at least not a description of him as white (again, I may be wrong on this, though I do not think so). Also, cover art rarely showed an actual picture of Bond (I guess preferring to go by the written description, hence why choice words were used to describe him), but rather artistic themes or manifestations of the villains/heroines. Flemming pictured him as Carmichael, but the point of literary work, and also the lack of extreme specificity of description, is for the reader to gauge a measure their own interpretation of the character.

Don't get me wrong though, I would actually prefer a wholly new secret agent, if they went the Elba route. I also think its very doable (see the creativity of Kingsman, even though it was also based on comics).

Being big into books I've seen the James Bond books and yep, there stands a white James Bond.

I'd bet there is something in the books telling us this is a white guy.

I don't see anyone thinking a British Secret agent written back in the 50's was black.

[TimmyBuckets]

I've always seen him as white, too. Idc either way, with Bond, tbh b/c he was never a huge part of my life. I'm just saying there's a level of merit to making him black, and I don't find it all that big a deal. My issue, mainly, is with any remake for the sake for appeasing a group of people, especially those who have historically been oppressed. I don't think its a form of empowerment, but rather a cash grab. You want a black secret agent? Then make a character unique and relatable for black culture to relate with and to call their own. This is literally just a black Bond.

[Avante]

I've always seen him as white, too. Idc either way, with Bond, tbh b/c he was never a huge part of my life. I'm just saying there's a level of merit to making him black, and I don't find it all that big a deal. My issue, mainly, is with any remake for the sake for appeasing a group of people, especially those who have historically been oppressed. I don't think its a form of empowerment, but rather a cash grab. You want a black secret agent? Then make a character unique and relatable for black culture to relate with and to call their own. This is literally just a black Bond.

I totally agree.

What would blacks do if Hollywood made a movie about that black steel driving man John Henry and it starred Dave Bautista? Hell, Hollywood trying to make any movie about Mohammad and it's...BOOM!

There is no need to have a black James Bond. There was a famous black British Secret Service agent. Have another one for the movies.

[TimmyBuckets]

I totally agree.

What would blacks do if Hollywood made a movie about that black steel driving man John Henry and it starred Dave Bautista? Hell, Hollywood trying to make any movie about Mohammad and it's...BOOM!

There is no need to have a black James Bond. There was a famous black British Secret Service agent. Have another one for the movies.

I definitely agree.

[Pavlov]

Obviously talking about the books.This thread is about movies.

[Pavlov]

Being big into books I've seen the James Bond books and yep, there stands a white James Bond.

I'd bet there is something in the books telling us this is a white guy.

I don't see anyone thinking a British Secret agent written back in the 50's was black.It's 2018.

[Avante]

This thread is about movies.

This thread is about a black James Bond who is a literary character, no books no movie.

I know, now you're confused.

[Avante]

It's 2018.

Do you pay any attention at all? What were we talking about? Take the time to actually read what is being talked about, ok?

[Pavlov]

This thread is about a black James Bond who is a literary character, no books no movie.

I know, now you're confused.The thread is about the movies.

I know, you're confused.


Do you pay any attention at all? What were we talking about? Take the time to actually read what is being talked about, ok?We're talking about the movie they're going to start making after 2020.

[Avante]

The thread is about the movies.

I know, you're confused.

We're talking about the movie they're going to start making after 2020.


Dude, we were talking about what Ian Fleming wrote, you can't read?

You can't take a literary character and pretend there is no history here because of some movie, are you really this ignorant?

[FrostKing]

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=cbqv1kbsNUY

[SpursforSix]

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=cbqv1kbsNUY

Whatever Craig did, Elba will do it faster.
And jump higher.

[FrostKing]

Whatever Craig did, Elba will do it faster.
And jump higher.
Would Elba even pass the Mexican border check?

[TimmyBuckets]

I love this thread lmao!!

[TimmyBuckets]

Would Elba even pass the Mexican border check?

Nice edit lol

[Avante]

Poor black kid living on the wrong side of the tracks in London. He loves the James Bond books. So he starts thinking about.......

There we go a black British Secret Service agent inspired by the legendary James Bond. When in a jam he thinks back to a similiar situation that confronted his hero James Bond and how he handled things.

I like it.

[SpursforSix]

Poor black kid living on the wrong side of the tracks in London. He loves the James Bond books. So he starts thinking about.......

There we go a black British Secret Service agent inspired by the legendary James Bond. When in a jam he thinks back to a similiar situation that confronted his hero James Bond and how he handled things.

I like it.

So a guy that has gone through rigerous MI6 training is going to make decisions based on what a fictional character did?

[Avante]

So a guy that has gone through rigerous MI6 training is going to make decisions based on what a fictional character did?

It's Hollywood if they can take the white James Bond and turn him black then they can have a black British Secret Service agent and have him looking to his hero's exploits for help. Don't all of a sudden try and get real here.

[Pavlov]

Dude, we were talking about what Ian Fleming wrote, you can't read?

You can't take a literary character and pretend there is no history here because of some movie, are you really this ignorant?Of course you can.

Watson is an Asian lady.

Boom.

[Pavlov]

Poor black kid living on the wrong side of the tracks in London. He loves the James Bond books. So he starts thinking about.......

There we go a black British Secret Service agent inspired by the legendary James Bond. When in a jam he thinks back to a similiar situation that confronted his hero James Bond and how he handled things.

I like it.

lol stupid

No imagination.

[Avante]

Of course you can.

Watson is an Asian lady.

Boom.

Totally missing another point.

[Avante]

lol stupid

No imagination.

Wrong as usual. That is how ya do it.

You write a little story about a boy and his pet monkey, then I'll write one, let's see who has an imigination. Now here's where you come up with some lame excuse as to why you can't do that.

[FrostKing]

Kingsman could have been black British youth but they went with Samuel Jackson villain

[Pavlov]

Wrong as usual. That is how ya do it.

You write a little story about a boy and his pet monkey, then I'll write one, let's see who has an imigination. Now here's where you come up with some lame excuse as to why you can't do that.Imagine a black James Bond.

Write a story about a black James Bond in 2020

[FrostKing]

Imagine a black James Bond.

Write a story about a black James Bond in 2020
Questioned and revealed at first foreign airport security check

/hollywood

[Pavlov]

Totally missing another point.The point is this is the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle character Watson going on seven years.

https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/g/y/w/u/e/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349. 1gywdr.png/1486496386813.jpg

[Pavlov]

Questioned and revealed at first foreign airport security check

/hollywoodThat makes no sense.

[FrostKing]

I demand a white black klansman from Spike

[Ginobilly]

This is a straight to netflix/redbox movie. I dont know why everybody is making a big deal out of shitty popcorn flicks. 😆

[Avante]

Imagine a black James Bond.

Write a story about a black James Bond in 2020

Come on guy show all of us what imigination really looks like. Let me start ya off....

It was a cold blistery day as Johnny and his pet monkey Roger headed out the door. Next stop would be the lake up above the tiny town of Morrisville. They had a boat up on the lake............

Instead of running your big mouth criticizing everyone as you do..0...here is your chance to show that imagination.

Watch as the guy does everything but finish the story. He has no imigination.

[Ginobilly]

I dont even know who this eldris alba is? If you ask the average american they wouldn't know who this guy is except for movie nerds. They need to cast actors who are 🔥 and young right now and that will sell. Henry cavill is perfect for the next bond. He's british, dark haired British guy like Connery, the man is like the personification of bond.

Why does hollywood keep casting actors that nobody wants to see?
Its like going to vegas and the bunny ranch hiring nothing but ugly/fat san anto westside whales as prostitutes. Everybody is just going to leave and jack off to pornhub instead.

[Ginobilly]

They should hire will Smith or a better known black actor like denzel.

[Avante]

I dont even know who this eldris alba is? If you ask the average american they wouldn't know who this guy is except for movie nerds. They need to cast actors who are  and young right now and that will sell. Henry cavill is perfect for the next bond. He's british, dark haired British guy like Connery, the man is like the personification of bond.

Why does hollywood keep casting actors that nobody wants to see?
Its like going to vegas and the bunny ranch hiring nothing but ugly/fat san anto westside whales as prostitutes. Everybody is just going to leave and jack off to pornhub instead.

If they are going to go with an old black James Bond they couldn't pick a better old black man to play the part. Elba is a fantastic talent,

[Avante]

The point is this is the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle character Watson going on seven years.

https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/g/y/w/u/e/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349. 1gywdr.png/1486496386813.jpg

So just keep making mistakes? Have you read the Sherlock Holmes novels?

[Pavlov]

Come on guy show all of us what imigination really looks like. Let me start ya off....

It was a cold blistery day as Johnny and his pet monkey Roger headed out the door. Next stop would be the lake up above the tiny town of Morrisville. They had a boat up on the river....Johnny talked incessantly about lane assignments from the 1930s. Roger strangled him and dumped him in the river. Roger lived happily ever after. No one noticed Johnny was gone. They did miss Roger though. They always thought he had excellent judgment for a monkey.

Sorry, you were already challenged to imagine a black James Bond and you failed.

You have no imagination.

I have already said how it could be done. It was incredibly easy.

[Avante]

Johnny talked incessantly about lane assignments from the 1930s. Roger strangled him and dumped him in the river. Roger lived happily ever after. No one noticed Johnny was gone. They did miss Roger though. They always thought he had excellent judgment for a monkey.

Sorry, you were already challenged to imagine a black James Bond and you failed.

You have no imagination.

I have already said how it could be done. It was incredibly easy.

That was beyond stupid. You have no imagination.

Keep the readier into the story, you sucked plain and simple.

It was a cold blistery day as Johnny and his pet monkey Roger headed out the door. Next stop would be the lake up above the tiny town of Morrisville. They had a boat on the lake they had named The Merrimac.

Off in the distance they could hear the whistle from the 2:19, which was over an hour late. Johnny looked down at Roger with a wonder what happened look on his face, Roger could only shrug.

Ok guy knock off the stupid crap and take us somewhere, ya can't do it can ya?'

Yep, no imagination.

[Pavlov]

That was beyond stupid. You have no imagination.

Keep the readier into the story, you sucked plain and simple.

It was a cold blistery day as Johnny and his pet monkey Roger headed out the door. Next stop would be the lake up above the tiny town of Morrisville. They had a boat on the lake they had named The Merrimac.

Off in the distance they could hear the whistle from the 2:19, which was over an hour late. Johnny looked down at Roger with a wonder what happened look on his face, Roger could only shrug.

Ok guy knock off the stupid crap and take us somewhere, ya can't do it can ya?'

Yep, no imagination.Now imagine a black James Bond.

Go.

[Avante]

Now imagine a black James Bond.

Go.

There we have it as you once again try to get off Pavlov.

Dude, finish my little story which should be easy with that imagination you have, right?

Stop running your mouth and doing nothing, ok?

Johnny and Roger will deal with a gay bear, a lonely old owl, a wolf who is lost and a lizard who sings folk songs. So there ya go now..YOU YOU YOU do something

So far it's looking like you can't do anything.

[Pavlov]

There we have it as you once again try to get off Pavlov.

Dude, finish my little story which should be easy with that imagination you have, right?

Stop running your mouth and doing nothing, ok?

Johnny and Roger will deal with a gay bear, a lonely old owl, a wolf who is lost and a lizard who sings folk songs. So there ya go now..YOU YOU YOU do something

So far it's looking like you can't do anything.I finished your story. The lane assignment guy is justifiably killed by the monkey and no one cares that the guy is dead.

You just proved you have no imagination whatseoever since you can't imagine a black James Bond.

You're done.

[Avante]

I finished your story. The lane assignment guy is justifiably killed by the monkey and no one cares that the guy is dead.

You just proved you have no imagination whatseoever since you can't imagine a black James Bond.

You're done.

If that is the best you can do you might want to shut up about having an imagination and start talking about being stupid.



You have...0...imagination.

[Pavlov]

If that is the best you can do you might want to shut up about having an imagination and start talking about being stupid.



You have...0...imagination.So quit whining and imagine a black James Bond for 2022.

Show us your amazing imaginataion.

[Avante]

So quit whining and imagine a black James Bond for 2022.

Show us your amazing imaginataion.

Dude, stop with this stupid...you....ok? It's time we talk about Pavlov, got it?

Now I need ....YOU...YOU..YOU..do actually do something other than talk about others.

OK guy go ahead start it off and I will help out, yep, we'll do this together.

We're going to make Pavlov the star of this show if you plan on talking to me at all, got it?

Ok, show us that imagination.......

[Pavlov]

Dude, stop with this stupid...you....ok? It's time we talk about Pavlov, got it?

Now I need ....YOU...YOU..YOU..do actually do something other than talk about others.

OK guy go ahead start it off and I will help out, yep, we'll do this together.

We're going to make Pavlov the star of this show if you plan on talking to me at all, got it?

Ok, show us that imagination.......Already done.

You chickened out.

YOU...YOU...YOU...chickened out.

[Avante]

Already done.

You chickened out.

Are...YOU.....ever going to do anything but leech off everyone else?

YOU.. have...0..imagination as we all can see, yep, totally, 100%, completely.....DONE!

[Pavlov]

Are...YOU.....ever going to do anything but leech off everyone else?

YOU.. have...0..imagination as we all can see, yep, totally, 100%, completely.....DONE!Great, now imagine a black James Bond.

Show all of us.

[Avante]

Great, now imagine a black James Bond.

Show all of us.

You started this imagination thing, and have yet to do anything but act stupid.

When you criticize everybody without you ever actually doing anything it sucks.

Now it's time for..YOU/PAVLOV...to actually do something.

You have..0...imagination.

[Pavlov]

You started this imagination thing, and have yet to do anything but act stupid.

When you criticize everybody without you ever actually doing anything it sucks.

Now it's time for..YOU/PAVLOV...to actually do something.

You have..0...imagination.I have already imagined a black James Bond.

Your turn.

Show us all that amazing imagination you have.

[Avante]

I have already imagined a black James Bond.

Your turn.

Show us all that amazing imagination you have.

You really think a black Bond takes an amazing imagination? Wow!

All you have to do at the movie is open your eyes,yep...a black James Bond.

Do this...

Make it clear in print that Bond is black, ok?

[Pavlov]

You really think a black Bond takes an amazing imagination? Wow!

All you have to do at the movie is open your eyes,yep...a black James Bond.Great.

Now you see it's easily possible.

Thanks!

[Avante]

Great.

Now you see it's easily possible.

Thanks!

Yep, retarded.

[Pavlov]

Yep, retarded.Nah, even you can imagine a black James Bond.

And you're pretty dumb.

[Avante]

Nah, even you can imagine a black James Bond.

And you're pretty dumb.

I can also imagine a black Johnny Cash, Elvis, Janis Joplin, Willie Nelson.

Hell,a white Jimi Hendrix, James Brown, Eddie Murphy, Wesley Snipes.

Who can't imagine a Mexican Tom Brady, Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan. Iron Mike Tyson.

Pavlov. just how damn stupid are you?

[Pavlov]

I can also imagine a black Johnny Cash, Elvis, Janis Joplin, Willie Nelson.

Hell,a white Jimi Hendrix, James Brown, Eddie Murphy, Wesley Snipes.

Who can't imagine a Mexican Tom Brady, Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan. Iron Mike Tyson.

Pavlov. just how damn stupid are you?This thread is about a black James Bond.

Not your lists.

[James Bond]

You really think a black Bond takes an amazing imagination? Wow!

All you have to do at the movie is open your eyes,yep...a black James Bond.

Do this...

Make it clear in print that Bond is black, ok?
I'm right here.

[Avante]

This thread is about a black James Bond.

Not your lists.

Then let me make it simple for ya....I can imagine everyone being black or white...ok?

[Avante]

I'm right here.

First time I noticed Elba was in American Gangster. He was a drug dealer.

What was that movie where he and this lady get stranded in the mountains after a plane crash?

I have no doubts if we must have a black James Bond they got the right guy. IF....they want an old James Bond.

[FrostKing]

I legit never seen a second of Elba screen time

Was he in 'the Wire' or something

[Avante]

I legit never seen a second of Elba screen time

Was he in 'the Wire' or something

The guy is great and if having an old black Bond is needed he'd be perfect.

[FrostKing]

The guy is great and if having an old black Bond is needed he'd be perfect.
Id give the role to Kobe. Doesn't he already have an Oscar?

[Avante]

Id give the role to Kobe. Doesn't he already have an Oscar?

Sounds good to me since who Bond really is is a total non factor.

[SpursforSix]

Id give the role to Kobe. Doesn't he already have an Oscar?

Yeah...he won it for best cimemafaggotry

[Socialist Boogeyman]

First time I noticed Elba was in American Gangster. He was a drug dealer.
One of Daniel Craig’s breakout roles was a drug dealer too.

[Avante]

One of Daniel Craig’s breakout roles was a drug dealer too.

Elba's part in American Gangster was kinda small, but you could see "it". Do you remember what movie Criag was in as that drug dealer?

[SpursforSix]

Elba's part in American Gangster was kinda small, but you could see "it". Do you remember what movie Criag was in as that drug dealer?

Layer Cake. That was a damn good movie. Just saw it within the last year.

[Avante]

Layer Cake. That was a damn good movie. Just saw it within the last year.

I will be checking it out next if I see as I surf around. You might know nothing about track, but you do know the movies.

What????

I will be checking it out next if I see as I surf around......hahahaha!

[SpursforSix]

I will be checking it out next if I see as I surf around. You might know nothing about track, but you do know the movies.

What????

I will be checking it out next if I see as I surf around......hahahaha!

I the TV on the other night and it was on some competition where these chefs have to run through a grocery store and buy ingredients and then make something with them. I watched 3 of them in a row.

[Avante]

I the TV on the other night and it was on some competition where these chefs have to run through a grocery store and buy ingredients and then make something with them. I watched 3 of them in a row.

Once all the weekly western shows went KAPLUNK, I lost interst in watching TV other than spors/movies/CNN/History Channel. I did get into some mini series thing with Tom Hardy a couple years ago which shocked me..

[SpursforSix]

Once all the weekly western shows went KAPLUNK, I lost interst in watching TV other than spors/movies/CNN/History Channel. I did get into some mini series thing with Tom Hardy a couple years ago which shocked me..

That was last year doofus.

[Avante]

That was last year doofus.

OK, that's how much I don't pay attention to TV shows.

Doofus? Ah the internet the great equlizer, only place midgets can talk big.

[SpursforSix]

OK, that's how much I don't pay attention to TV shows.
.

No, that’s how bad your mind is shot.

[Avante]

No, that’s how bad your mind is shot.

Glad you brought my mind up.

I possess what might be the greatest memory in the history of mankind. IF....I am interested in anything it's stored away in the vaunts forever. Totally locked away.

You've seen all those lists, all that is done right off the top of my head.

You show me something just one time and I get it.

I would every trivia contest anywhere if about my pet interests.

I shock people to be honest.

[Genji]

Elba's part in American Gangster was kinda small, but you could see "it". Do you remember what movie Criag was in as that drug dealer?
Bootlegger in Road To Perdition.

Coke Dealer in Layer Cake.

[Avante]

Bootlegger in Road To Perdition.

Coke Dealer in Layer Cake.

Why am I attracted to alley's, pimps, hookers, bootleggers, drug dealers. heroin infested jazz men, blind blues singers.....weird?

[SpursforSix]

I legit never seen a second of Elba screen time

Was he in 'the Wire' or something

He was in The Office. That’s a pretty white show you might have seen.

[Pavlov]

Glad you brought my mind up.

I possess what might be the greatest memory in the history of mankind. IF....I am interested in anything it's stored away in the vaunts forever. Totally locked away.

You've seen all those lists, all that is done right off the top of my head.

You show me something just one time and I get it.

I would every trivia contest anywhere if about my pet interests.

I shock people to be honest.Same ol' Avante....

[spurraider21]

Pacific Rim is a movie with a silly premise and Elba managed to make it an actually good movie imo.

The second one face planted without his charisma

[FrostKing]

I the TV on the other night and it was on some competition where these chefs have to run through a grocery store and buy ingredients and then make something with them. I watched 3 of them in a row.
Was one of them a pizza competition?

I think we watched the same :clap

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[SpursforSix]

Was one of them a pizza competition?

I think we watched the same :clap

That was the one that was on first that I started watching at the end. Then the two after it. One was choclolate stuff and I forget the other. Think it was sweet stuff.

[Chris]

There is no logic at all in having a black James Bond especially knowing all those into the character know his history. It make absolutely no sense of any kind and everyone with common sense knows that.

Exactly.