Star Wars episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker

[Xevious]

The Darth Maul battle is easily the best thing about the prequels. Hayden Christensen’s all-time bad, Tommy Wiseau in The Room level shitty performance is enough to push Phantom Menace way ahead of the other two turdfests, even with all the Jar Jar crap. Not to mention Episode 1 had Liam Neeson, and Natalie Portman was still putting forth a little bit of effort, before going into full “cashin dem checks” mode for the next two.
Liam Neeson is far and away the only actor in the prequels that seems natural. Even Ewan McGregor, also solid, struggled with Lucas' stilted dialogue at times and had a few cringe-worthy moments. But the scenes with Anakin and Padme in AotC are easily some of the worst acted in the entire saga.

I also agree about Maul. He really should've survived and been used instead of Count Dooku. McGregor and Ray Park going at it was way more impressive than CGI Yoda vs CGI Christopher Lee. Anakin defeating Maul in Ep3 would've seemed a much bigger feat than defeating Dooku.

[FrostKing]

Episode 1

Cut out the scenes with Jar Jar and little Anakin and it's almost Original 3 status

[johnsmith]

The space fight at the beginning and Kenobi vs. Jango were the highlights IMO. Grievous and Maul were so underutilized I forget about them. Kenobi vs. Anikin was pretty good.

Space fight at the beginning? That was revenge not clones....or did I miss the point?

[FrostKing]

https://youtu.be/9Uvad9uSc9k

[lefty]

Survived, got arachnid robotic legs, then got regular robotic legs, his brother became force sensitive thanks to his witch mother, Palpatine sensed his presence and a plot against him, kicked his ass and killed his brother.
He was seen in a shitty cameo in Solo.
Found Kenobi on Tattooine, tried to kill him but got killed by Obiwan who anticipated the same move Maul made against Qui Gon before killing him.


Ooof

[Xevious]

Episode 1

Cut out the scenes with Jar Jar and little Anakin and it's almost Original 3 status
That's cutting out a whole lot. And what are you left with? A trade/tax dispute? Not exactly as riveting as a rebellion vs an evil empire.

[UZER]

Cast members and JJ dropping nuggets about not liking the Last Jedi only a week out from TROS release. :lol

But you only don’t like it if of your a racist misogynist man baby. :cry

[ChumpDumper]

Space fight at the beginning? That was revenge not clones....or did I miss the point?

Sorry, you're right. See, I haven't watched them.

[monosylab1k]

Cast members and JJ dropping nuggets about not liking the Last Jedi only a week out from TROS release. :lol

But you only don’t like it if of your a racist misogynist man baby. :cry

The reasons you specifically dislike TLJ are racist misogynist man baby reasons.

[UZER]

The reasons you specifically dislike TLJ are racist misogynist man baby reasons.

Dumb

[monosylab1k]

Dumb

Okay man-baby

[UZER]

Okay man-baby

Even more dumb.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

really? i thought that would be revenge of the sith and not even close...

kenobi vs grievous, yoda vs emperor, kenobi vs anikin

i guess seeing yoda fight for the first time is a big one for #2

Chumpdumper has a good take, but I agree with you. I remember re-watching attack of the clones solely to see the 30 seconds of Yoda being a bad ass against Dooku at the end. Overall I enjoyed revenge of the siith more mostly the way I like watching poorly made B horror movies. (For the lolz)

[LaMarcus Bryant]

https://youtu.be/9Uvad9uSc9k

All I see is this

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1200221364155830272?s=20

[UZER]

Phantom Menace is not even necessary. The duel with maul, especially the score, was great. Neeson was too good for the movie. Nothing around him was up to part.

Attack of the Clones is the worst of that trilogy. Horrible all the way around, especially the acting (I hate sand), except for the Yoda duel. Lucas was too interested playing with his toys, and selling toys for that matter, instead of story.

Revenge was the best of the bunch, but still not that great. Kinda felt like everyone settled into their roles too little too late by this point. Mcgregor finally delivered as Obi Wan. If they had just started the prequels with Attack of the clones, and in the middle movie given Anakin more time to really struggle going back and forth, I think it would’ve been better for the overall story. The quick 180 scene in Revenge felt super rushed.

The opening scene in Revenge when the two ships come down into the battle is a great shot.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Phantom Menace is not even necessary. The duel with maul, especially the score, was great. Neeson was too good for the movie. Nothing around him was up to part.

Attack of the Clones is the worst of that trilogy. Horrible all the way around, especially the acting (I hate sand), except for the Yoda duel. Lucas was too interested playing with his toys, and selling toys for that matter, instead of story.

Revenge was the best of the bunch, but still not that great. Kinda felt like everyone settled into their roles too little too late by this point. Mcgregor finally delivered as Obi Wan. If they had just started the prequels with Attack of the clones, and in the middle movie given Anakin more time to really struggle going back and forth, I think it would’ve been better for the overall story. The quick 180 scene in Revenge felt super rushed.

The opening scene in Revenge when the two ships come down into the battle is a great shot.

Plus nobody continuously acknowledges Padme basically robbing the cradle and having intercourse with someone she was like a babysitter-guardian figure for when he was a little boy and she was full woman.

[ChumpDumper]

Plus nobody continuously acknowledges Padme basically robbing the cradle and having intercourse with someone she was like a babysitter-guardian figure for when he was a little boy and she was full woman.:lol I looked it up. Padme is supposed to be 14 in Phantom, 5 years older than lil' Darth. Portman was a mature 16 during filming.

Man, there could've been so much done with Anakin's descent. Could have just volunteered for solo missions and left mini genocides in his wake, been cruel to animals and other psycho shit. That's expecting a lot from Lucas in a kids' show tho.

[lefty]

really? i thought that would be revenge of the sith and not even close...

kenobi vs grievous, yoda vs emperor, kenobi vs anikin

i guess seeing yoda fight for the first time is a big one for #2

This edited Kenobi - Vader fight is amazing tbh :wow

:lol Less geriatric tbh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k

This fight between Palpatine and Maul & Opress is pretty badass too

:lol Palpatine was a savage


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg

[spurraider21]

This edited Kenobi - Vader fight is amazing tbh :wow

:lol Less geriatric tbh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k

This fight between Palpatine and Maul & Opress is pretty badass too

:lol Palpatine was a savage


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
i've seen that edited fight, its pretty great. the original has aged terribly tbh

[lefty]

i've seen that edited fight, its pretty great. the original has aged terribly tbh
I didn't have a problem with the original fight tbh, because they were older and Vader had a robotic body and didn't have the same energy because of his health so using the force drained him quicky

But thenin the prequels you see old ass Palpatine and Yoda jumping left and right, so I think the ANH fight aged badly because of the prequels

[spurraider21]

I didn't have a problem with the original fight tbh, because they were older and Vader had a robotic body and didn't have the same energy because of his health so using the force drained him quicky

But thenin the prequels you see old ass Palpatine and Yoda jumping left and right, so I think the ANH fight aged badly because of the prequels
showing vader rip everybody a new one in rogue one, too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM

[Xevious]

showing vader rip everybody a new one in rogue one, too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM
What I liked about that Vader scene was how scared everybody was. And Vader didn't perform any unnecessary movements. He just strolled down the hallway and sliced everybody up.

[spurraider21]

What I liked about that Vader scene was how scared everybody was. And Vader didn't perform any unnecessary movements. He just strolled down the hallway and sliced everybody up.
true, but still had to be quick and precise enough with the saber to deflect everything shot at him

[Xevious]

true, but still had to be quick and precise enough with the saber to deflect everything shot at him
Of course, I just meant he wasn't flipping off the walls or some shit. :lol

[lefty]

showing vader rip everybody a new one in rogue one, too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCMyeah it was great but it wasn’t a lightsaber duel

[djohn2oo8]

1205211054109872133



sons............

[Reck]

1205211054109872133



sons............

Some simp faggot posted a list of leaks in one of these trailer post and I inadvertently read a few. If true this is heading to GOT season 8 territory bad.

[Xevious]

Some simp faggot posted a list of leaks in one of these trailer post and I inadvertently read a few. If true this is heading to GOT season 8 territory bad.
Yeah, the few leaks I've read have been awful. I won't spoil anything for others... but the biggest offence of these movies IMO is their lack of direction (I have no issue with the cast, acting, or anything else people like to bitch about). JJ Abrams says he had certain things planned from the beginning (lol Lost), but I have to call bullshit. It feels pieced together one movie at a time. As shitty as the prequel trilogy was, at least George had a destination in mind.

[leemajors]

Yeah, the few leaks I've read have been awful. I won't spoil anything for others... but the biggest offence of these movies IMO is their lack of direction (I have no issue with the cast, acting, or anything else people like to bitch about). JJ Abrams says he had certain things planned from the beginning (lol Lost), but I have to call bullshit. It feels pieced together one movie at a time. As shitty as the prequel trilogy was, at least George had a destination in mind.

I'll take a 10mg edible and have a good time watching it either way.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

:lol Palpatine was a savage


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg

Pretty cool. More hype than 99% of any fighting scene in any of the movies made. More evidence that animation as a medium is fundamentally superior for fantasy and scifi shows than movies ever will be. Imagine how legit this entire franchise would be done with legit animation instead?

BC realistically you watch that fight scene and just ask...ehh why didnt the Maul Bros just throw sidious off a ledge like vader did? smh


i've seen that edited fight, its pretty great. the original has aged terribly tbh

Every single movie made of this franchise will age terribly that's why they keep re-doing the original. They'll redo the shit they're doing in theaters now too eventually.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

showing vader rip everybody a new one in rogue one, too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM

Just like the yoda scene at end of Attack of the Clones. Makes the entire movie fuckin memorable.
Although I do admit to liking Rogue One when I saw it in theaters, the stand-alone story, the sacrifice at the end, this vader cherry on top. Haven't had a desire to re-watch it, however.

[Spurtacular]

What I liked about that Vader scene was how scared everybody was. And Vader didn't perform any unnecessary movements. He just strolled down the hallway and sliced everybody up.

Sliced up a bunch of nameless characters. Effect was totally subdued. Just another thing f*cked up; but not so bad by their standards, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Yeah, the few leaks I've read have been awful. I won't spoil anything for others... but the biggest offence of these movies IMO is their lack of direction (I have no issue with the cast, acting, or anything else people like to bitch about). JJ Abrams says he had certain things planned from the beginning (lol Lost), but I have to call bullshit. It feels pieced together one movie at a time. As shitty as the prequel trilogy was, at least George had a destination in mind.

They betrayed their own essence. It's all debating in the margins, tbh.

[monosylab1k]

https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2485858/surprise-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-didnt-have-any-test-screenings

:lmao dumbasses thinking there were any test screenings.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2485858/surprise-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-didnt-have-any-test-screenings

:lmao dumbasses thinking there were any test screenings.

Star Wars is notorious for their lack of test screenings, slob. Exactly what are you crying for?

[Spurtacular]

Just like the yoda scene at end of Attack of the Clones. Makes the entire movie fuckin memorable.
Although I do admit to liking Rogue One when I saw it in theaters, the stand-alone story, the sacrifice at the end, this vader cherry on top. Haven't had a desire to re-watch it, however.

Yea, I've watched all the new Star Wars 0-2 times. That's pretty standard for millions who were once outright fans of the franchise.

[FrostKing]

I watched Episode 7 on TV and Episode 8 on a laptop :wakeup

Might go see Episode 9 with my best friend (his father took us to Episode 1, 20 years ago) since it's the last trilogy for a while. But I wanna watch that WW1 film (1917) more, so we will see I doubt I'll make it twice to the movie theater in the next month. The WW1 film would require commuting to a special theater 25 minutes away.

[UZER]

https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2485858/surprise-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-didnt-have-any-test-screenings

:lmao dumbasses thinking there were any test screenings.


Oh yeah, he would never lie about a movie he’s directed. :rolleyes

https://io9.gizmodo.com/j-j-abrams-admits-lying-about-star-trek-2s-khan-was-a-1475078061

[Spurtacular]

I watched Episode 7 on TV and Episode 8 on a laptop :wakeup


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKlo-plLJZI

[ChumpDumper]

Yea, I've watched all the new Star Wars 0-2 times. That's pretty standard for millions who were once outright fans of the franchise.So you watched them all twice.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

So you watched them all twice.

:lmao

Desperate Chump jumping. Par.

I've watched one twice, which is the only reason I had to put the 2. I am honest; I know that's ever so important to a psychopath like you.

:lmao SJW Chump

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKlo-plLJZI

:lmao MH shitting more on snowflake Chumpettes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IR4xnYGvv4

[ChumpDumper]

Desperate Chump jumping. Par.

I've watched one twice, which is the only reason I had to put the 2. I am honest; I know that's ever so important to a psychopath like you.Honesty isn't important to you. :lol

So which ones have you watched?

[Spurtacular]

Honesty isn't important to you. :lol

So which ones have you watched?

Chump needs info for his dossier on me. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Chump needs info for his dossier on me. :lmaoIt's a Star Wars thread.

Why are you afraid to talk about Star Wars movies in a Star Wars movie thread?

[Spurtacular]

It's a Star Wars thread.

Why are you afraid to talk about Star Wars movies in a Star Wars movie thread?

Why is it critical that you know my exact viewing history?

[monosylab1k]

Oh yeah, he would never lie about a movie he’s directed. :rolleyes

https://io9.gizmodo.com/j-j-abrams-admits-lying-about-star-trek-2s-khan-was-a-1475078061

:lmao even Derp knows you’re a dumbass who chowed down on a huge pile of fake news bullshit.


Star Wars is notorious for their lack of test screenings, slob.

[ChumpDumper]

Why is it critical that you know my exact viewing history?So we can talk about those movies, derp.

Jesus, I have to explain things like you're a toddler.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao even Derp knows you’re a dumbass who chowed down on a huge pile of fake news bullshit.

I don't think he's a dumb ass for not knowing more precisely how they fucked up the franchise. I think you're lashing out though.

Also :lmao doing the "even derp" like Cuck blake. (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15045) That really the level you aim to be at?

[Spurtacular]

So we can talk about those movies, derp.

Jesus, I have to explain things like you're a toddler.

Nothing's stopping us from talking about these movies except for your own ineptitude.

[ChumpDumper]

Nothing's stopping us from talking about these movies except for your own ineptitude.I am talking about them.

Let's talk about the ones you've seen.

Which ones have you seen?

[Spurtacular]

I am talking about them.

Which ones have you seen?

:cry I'm still working on my dossier :cry

[ChumpDumper]

:cry I'm still working on my dossier :cryWhy are you so terrified of saying which Star Wars movies you've seen in a Star Wars movies thread?

Be honest.

[Reck]

It's a Star Wars thread.

Why are you afraid to talk about Star Wars movies in a Star Wars movie thread?

9 out of 10 times derp will be at the top of the posterboard as the member with most post on any given thread.

:lol Not even his own thread and he still has more posts than everyone by a big margin.

[Spurtacular]

Why are you so terrified of saying which Star Wars movies you've seen in a Star Wars movies thread?

Be honest.

I'm simply not worried about how thorough your dossier on me is. That's your problem.

[Spurtacular]

9 out of 10 times derp will be at the top of the posterboard as the member with most post on any given thread.

:lol Not even his own thread and he still has more posts than everyone by a big margin.

What percent of those alleged 9 out of 10 has Chump with the second-most (or most) amount of posts?

:lol Tranny Reck

[Reck]

What percent of those alleged 9 out of 10 has Chump with the second-most (or most) amount of posts?

:lol Tranny Reck

Puzzling indeed.

[UZER]

:lmao even Derp knows you’re a dumbass who chowed down on a huge pile of fake news bullshit.

FFS, that was one of multiple rumors and leaks.

The cast and director have quotes throwing TLJ under the bus, the director is asking people to lower their expectations, all one week before the premier of the end of the Skywalker saga. Where there’s smoke, theres fire.

The new trilogy is a fucking mess. But let’s keep harping on the test screening.

And besides, the article you posted is the director admitting to screening the movie. :lol. Of course they would never admit to “test” screening.

[monosylab1k]

people laughing and walking out of test screenings.

:lmao believing that bullshit

[Spurtacular]

And besides, the article you posted is the director admitting to screening the movie. :lol. Of course they would never admit to “test” screening.

Slob getting shat on.

:lol Even slob

[monosylab1k]

Star Wars is notorious for their lack of test screenings

:lmao Incel Crew shitting on each other, per par :lmao

[monosylab1k]

people laughing and walking out of test screenings.


Star Wars is notorious for their lack of test screenings

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

Purported lack of test screenings. This was being reported with Lucas on the prequels too.

[monosylab1k]

people laughing and walking out of test screenings.


Star Wars is notorious for their lack of test screenings

:lmao :lmao

[Spurtacular]

:lmao :lmao

You go ahead and argue with Uzer. You're boring me at this point.

[monosylab1k]

people laughing and walking out of test screenings.


Star Wars is notorious for their lack of test screenings

[monosylab1k]

:lmao Incel Crew shitting on each other, per par :lmao

[Spurtacular]

#StillBoring

[ChumpDumper]

I'm simply not worried about how thorough your dossier on me is. That's your problem.:lmao afraid to discuss the Star Wars movies you watched in the Star Wars movie thread.

Why are you here?

[Spurtacular]

:lmao afraid to discuss the Star Wars movies you watched in the Star Wars movie thread.

Why are you here?

Say anything you want about these Star Wars movies, and then see what my thoughts are; just stop crying that your dossier is not complete.

[ChumpDumper]

Say anything you want about these Star Wars movies, and then see what my thoughts are; just stop crying that your dossier is not complete.Why are you here?

[Spurtacular]

Why are you here?

Not to help you with your dossier. Keep lashing out.

[ChumpDumper]

Not to help you with your dossier. Keep lashing out.Asking questions is lashing out?

:lol

What did you think about Episodes 7 and 8 when you watched them?

[Spurtacular]

What did you think about Episodes 7 and 8 when you watched them?

I think my thoughts on that are well documented; but before you cry your eyeballs out about not answering, I'll say they fucked up the franchise.

I get that cucks like you aren't bothered.

[ChumpDumper]

I think my thoughts on that are well documented; but before you cry your eyeballs out about not answering, I'll say they fucked up the franchise.

I get that cucks like you aren't bothered.So what about them when you watched them made you feel hurt inside?

[Spurtacular]

So what about them when you watched them made you feel hurt inside?

Just throwaway movies at the end of the day for you, cuck.

[ChumpDumper]

Just throwaway movies at the end of the day for you, cuck.Well, yeah -- they're just movies.

Are they something more to you?

[Spurtacular]

Well, yeah -- they're just movies.

Are they something more to you?

I don't consider the original Star Wars to be just movies. But then again, I have a soul.

[ChumpDumper]

I don't consider the original Star Wars to be just movies.What do you consider them to be?

[Spurtacular]

What do you consider them to be?

Groundbreaking movies that haven't been matched even to this day in many respects. They are a historical landmark. Return Of The Jedi was a national event.

Faggots like you writing them off or diminishing their value are willful sperm shielders.

[ChumpDumper]

Groundbreaking movies that haven't been matched even to this day in many respects. They are a historical landmark. Return Of The Jedi was a national event.

Faggots like you writing them off or diminishing their value are willful sperm shielders.
:lol so they were movies. Plenty of movies have been national events. What do they mean to you, derp?

[Spurtacular]

:lol so they were movies. Plenty of movies have been national events. What do they mean to you, derp?

:cry Keep testifying :cry

GTFO sperm shielder

LOL Dump

[ChumpDumper]

:cry Keep testifying :cry

GTFO sperm shielder

LOL Dumpderp folds

[Spurtacular]

derp folds

I never agreed to be your dancing monkey, bitch.

Also :lol at your coping.

[ChumpDumper]

I never agreed to be your dancing monkey, bitch.

Also :lol at your coping.:lol melting down over movies.

Did they ruin your childhood, derp?

[Spurtacular]

:lol melting down over movies.

Did they ruin your childhood, derp?

You done coping?

[ChumpDumper]

You done coping?Coping with what?

I'm discussing the topic and you're folding.

Don't lash out because you don't really want to talk about your kids' movies.

[Spurtacular]

Coping with what?

I'm discussing the topic and you're folding.

Don't lash out because you don't really want to talk about your kids' movies.

I talked, you're now coping. You already admitted that the movies are no big deal to you. I accept that.

[ChumpDumper]

I talked, you're now coping. You already admitted that the movies are no big deal to you. I accept that.How big a deal are these movies you you?

Explain.

[Spurtacular]

Already explained. Keep coping.

[ChumpDumper]

Already explained. Keep coping.

You liked them because other people liked them.

Bold.

[Spurtacular]

You liked them because other people liked them.

Bold.

Dumbing down my explanations is supposed to make me want to elaborate?

Keep coping, CumChumper.

[ChumpDumper]

Dumbing down my explanations is supposed to make me want to elaborate?

Keep coping, CumChumper.:lol you don't have to elaborate at all. You like the movies because other people liked the movies.

That's all.

[Spurtacular]

you don't have to elaborate at all.

:tu

[ChumpDumper]

:tu
Yep, you only like them because other people like them.:tu

[Spurtacular]

Yep, you only like them because other people like them.:tu

Based on nothing I've said. Par.

[ChumpDumper]

Based on nothing I've said. Par.
That's the only thing you've said.

[Spurtacular]

That's the only thing you've said.

Psychopath truth.

[ChumpDumper]

Psychopath truth.You want to read your own quote?

lol derp

[cool cat]

You don’t have to be born a Skywalker, you just have to identify as one.

[Spurtacular]

Sound like the Chumpettes may have their sperm shielding cut out for them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW37prLHCxM

[Blake]

Derp has hit triple digit posts in a thread about a movie he hates that he's gonna watch

[Reck]

Did he sell the uranium to the Empire that got Leia's planet obliterated?

Derp sure knows a hell of a lot about Star Wars for someone who feigns complete ignorance about what these are about. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Derp sure knows a hell of a lot about Star Wars for someone who feigns complete ignorance about what these are about. :lol

:lol Tranny characterizations

[Thanos]

Sound like the Chumpettes may have their sperm shielding cut out for them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW37prLHCxM
lol early reviews have been glowing, the only complaints are that it shits all over everything The Last Jedi set up. Sounds like something you would enjoy tbh.

[Spurtacular]

lol early reviews have been glowing, the only complaints are that it shits all over everything The Last Jedi set up. Sounds like something you would enjoy tbh.

We'll see, slob.

[ChumpDumper]

We'll see, slob.

Are you gonna watch it?

[Spurtacular]

Are you gonna watch it?

I might. I might not.

[FrostKing]

Sound like the Chumpettes may have their sperm shielding cut out for them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW37prLHCxM
Makes sense. Sounds like go drunk and just laugh.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOOOOO



sounds like JJ the baby Abrams forgot to Man the DeLorean this time around. BOYS.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Man i'm so happy this disney shit is backfiring. Yes it'll make a gazillion dollars but the long term franchise will be dead in our lifetimes bc of this over saturated mung.

WE DID IT BOYS

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtbZyuAYJg9cTrG/giphy.gif

[Texas_Ranger]

10/10 if you are lucky enough not to see this shit. otherwise 2/10... I hope this franchise dies, cause disney doesn't know shit about SW.

[cool cat]

"Rise of the Skywalker isn’t an ending, a sequel, a reboot, or a remix. It’s a zombie."

Ouch.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Who could have possibly predicted this when Disney took over and decided to start cranking out 1 SW movie per christmas?

Of course we'll get the "But they made a zillion dollars per movie they're right you're dumb" :lol

[Thanos]

I don’t get the hate for this movie. They did exactly what you guys wanted, they retconned it so that The Last Jedi basically never happened. This is a 2.5 hour apology from Disney, you guys should be loving it.

[Xevious]

Man i'm so happy this disney shit is backfiring. Yes it'll make a gazillion dollars but the long term franchise will be dead in our lifetimes bc of this over saturated mung.
It was already dead under Lucas. He was done making movies and all that was left were a couple cartoon series. Any excitement for future SW movies was pretty mich zapped by the shittyness of the prequel trilogy. Disney revitalized the excitement by purchasing the franchise away from Lucas.

Disney will be in a better place now that the Skywalker crap is over with. Move on and tell some different stories. Stop rehashing this same block of time and the same tired characters.

[Chucho]

:rollin

[monosylab1k]

What a dumb title. If they just undo everything that Rian Johnson did, it’s going to be a total shitshow.

Welp.

[Reck]

Disney will be in a better place now that the Skywalker crap is over with. Move on and tell some different stories. Stop rehashing this same block of time and the same tired characters.

Will they?

All indications points to no. They'll be using the same characters in one way or another simply because THAT is Star Wars. What is their intention with the baby Yoda stuff if not to use him because he looks like Yoda and tug on your nostalgia string.

Meh. I'll be wasting 15 bucks on Friday to just to fill up my curiosity and to say I have completed the sets of Star Wars Trilogy.

[Xevious]

Will they?

All indications points to no. They'll be using the same characters in one way or another simply because THAT is Star Wars. What is their intention with the baby Yoda stuff if not to use him because he looks like Yoda and tug on your nostalgia string.
Unfortunately, you're probably right, especially with the Kenobi series coming out eventually. Rumors of an eventual Old Republic movie give me a little hope though.

[UZER]

I wonder if all the critics hating it are just racist misogynist?

[monosylab1k]

I wonder if all the critics hating it are just racist misogynist?

They hate it because it shits all over The Last Jedi. Which means you should be a big fan of this movie.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Man so many franchises screwed the pooch in 2019 lol

[Blake]

Man i'm so happy this disney shit is backfiring. Yes it'll make a gazillion dollars but the long term franchise will be dead in our lifetimes bc of this over saturated mung.

WE DID IT BOYS

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtbZyuAYJg9cTrG/giphy.gif

Phantom menace is still the worst

[ChumpDumper]

:lol SW has been a cornball mess since episode 6 if you're being an adult about it. Getting angry about it as a grown human being is just weird.

[lefty]

I’m sure the movie is utter shit but I’m still gonna see it


Because IAN MCDIARMID , NIGGAS!!!!

[FrostKing]

Phantom menace is still the worst
?

Isn't Clones the worst of the 3

[UZER]

They hate it because it shits all over The Last Jedi. Which means you should be a big fan of this movie.

Rian Johnson fucked it up. Plain and simple. JJ just doing damage control but people see through it. Disney’s lashed out at the fans for two years and then tried to walk it back at the last minute to save face, but nobodies buying it.

This movie is the equivalent of an NBA coach playing dumb lineups for an entire playoff series while being rude and an ass to reporters who ask why he hasn’t made a change. Then when it’s already too late in the series, he’ll make the change and play player X, or a certain lineup, and say, “see I did what you wanted and we still lost.”

No, the change should have been made long before. And you never should have gone with the dumb lineups in the first place. You don’t get credit for trying to undo your arrogant fuck ups at the last minute.

Ultimately, the blame is not on JJ. The blame is not on Rian. They are who they are. The blame is on Kathleen Kennedy for never having a clear vision with continuity for this trilogy. She let Rian completely flip the script and disregard almost everything JJ did the TFA just for his personal taste of subversion, and left the series confused with nowhere to go. Now this movie is a last minute scramble to try to fix things. She’s the boss and this happened on her watch.

[FrostKing]

Imo unless Rey (0% chance) or Kylo don't switch teams, it was all pointless. Otherwise should have given Rey a back story that made her a direct relative of Skywalker

Other than Kylo and Poe I have to Google their character names :lmao

[lefty]

?

Isn't Clones the worst of the 3

ROTS is the best of the trilogy

[Spurtacular]

They hate it because it shits all over The Last Jedi. Which means you should be a big fan of this movie.

So, you've already seen it before it's out, slob?

[monosylab1k]

So, you've already seen it before it's out, slob?

No...I’ve read reviews and their reasons for disliking the movie, Derp.

[Spurtacular]

Rian Johnson fucked it up. Plain and simple. JJ just doing damage control but people see through it. Disney’s lashed out at the fans for two years and then tried to walk it back at the last minute to save face, but nobodies buying it.

This movie is the equivalent of an NBA coach playing dumb lineups for an entire playoff series while being rude and an ass to reporters who ask why he hasn’t made a change. Then when it’s already too late in the series, he’ll make the change and play player X, or a certain lineup, and say, “see I did what you wanted and we still lost.”

No, the change should have been made long before. And you never should have gone with the dumb lineups in the first place. You don’t get credit for trying to undo your arrogant fuck ups at the last minute.

Ultimately, the blame is not on JJ. The blame is not on Rian. They are who they are. The blame is on Kathleen Kennedy for never having a clear vision with continuity for this trilogy. She let Rian completely flip the script and disregard almost everything JJ did the TFA just for his personal taste of subversion, and left the series confused with nowhere to go. Now this movie is a last minute scramble to try to fix things. She’s the boss and this happened on her watch.

Been watching the now old Mark Hamill clips, which include many promotional events in which he shits on Rian Johnson. He just does it flat out, and that ball-less cuck just sits there and takes it on a Blake (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460) level. I don't think RJ is the guy who made all the decisions as advertised; he's just a highly placed sperm shield. This is all Disney in a failed high profile multi-level marketing campaign with the hijacked Star Wars as its vehicle.

[Spurtacular]

No...I’ve read reviews and their reasons for disliking the movie, Derp.

It's funny how you're making such definitive assertions for a movie you haven't watched, then.

You should take your foot off the pedal and stop trying to do 900 DPH like your hero, Pavlov (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7343).

:lmao

[Reck]

Aren't Bennioff and Weiss supposed to make some Star Wars movies too? :lol disaster.

Disney is no good at this director picking thing.

[Trainwreck2100]

All Disney cares about is $$$$, they fucked up when they let that woman in charge run it into the ground because the hands off approach worked for marvel.

[Trainwreck2100]

Aren't Bennioff and Weiss supposed to make some Star Wars movies too? :lol disaster.

Disney is no good at this director picking thing.

nope disney fired their ass

[monosylab1k]

It's funny how you're making such definitive assertions for a movie you haven't watched, then.

You should take your foot off the pedal and stop trying to do 900 DPH like youre hero, Pavlov (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7343).

:lmao

I didn’t make any assertion, I mentioned other people who saw the movie’s assertions. You really are dogshit at basic reading, Derp.

[Spurtacular]

Imo unless Rey (0% chance) or Kylo don't switch teams, it was all pointless. Otherwise should have given Rey a back story that made her a direct relative of Skywalker

Other than Kylo and Poe I have to Google their character names :lmao

It already is "pointless." Han Solo would've never been anyone's bitch, and Rey is a certified Mary Sue. They can try to put a band aid on a gaping wound; we'll see how it works out.

[Spurtacular]

I didn’t make any assertion, I mentioned other people who saw the movie’s assertions. You really are dogshit at basic reading, Derp.

Oh, that this movie shits all over Last Jedi isn't an assertion. Thanks for clarifying.

:lmao Today's slob

[monosylab1k]

It is funny that when The Last Jedi got overwhelming positive reviews, it’s “lol rotten tomatoes, they’re all paid shills who want to push the SJW agenda”, but now that TROS is getting mixed to bad reviews, well clearly these are accurate, honest reviews of the film.

[monosylab1k]

Oh, that this movie shits all over Last Jedi isn't an assertion. Thanks for clarifying.

:lmao Today's slob

I assume that when reviewers claim it shits all over TLJ in their review, they aren’t lying about it, Derp.

[monosylab1k]

Imo unless Rey (0% chance) or Kylo don't switch teams, it was all pointless. Otherwise should have given Rey a back story that made her a direct relative of Skywalker

Other than Kylo and Poe I have to Google their character names :lmao
You’ll probably love the star wars subreddit, there’s tons of screeching about how the pure Skywalker bloodline got wiped out and replaced by a dirty Palpatine.

[Spurtacular]

I assume that when reviewers claim it shits all over TLJ in their review, they aren’t lying about it, Derp.

Your assertion is based on an assumption. You come to the realization that you shat the bed yet?

:lol And you go around night after night crying out, "derp".

[monosylab1k]

Your assertion is based on an assumption. You come to the realization that you shat the bed yet?

:lol And you go around night after night crying out, "derp".
What the fuck are you even going on about now? I’m not going back and forth with you anymore just because you’re a fucking retard who can’t read. Move along.

[Spurtacular]

What the fuck are you even going on about now? I’m not going back and forth with you anymore just because you’re a fucking retard who can’t read. Move along.

I'm not going on about anything. I succinctly laid the smack down, twit.

BTW, by the numbers Disney is giving no indication that they agree with your assumptive assertion:


Disney, which typically forecasts conservatively, said Tuesday it’s estimating the movie will open with U.S. weekend sales of $160 million or more. “The Last Jedi” took in $220 million in its opening weekend two years ago and went on to gross $1.33 billion worldwide.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/new-star-wars-on-course-for-worst-reviews-since-e2-80-98phantom-menace-e2-80-99/ar-BBY6WML

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Sing my children sing

[Spurtacular]

All Disney cares about is $$$$, they fucked up when they let that woman in charge run it into the ground because the hands off approach worked for marvel.

Nah. They could've made a shit load more if they did the movies right. They care about gayifying everything and marginalizing those who won't submit.

[Xevious]

:lol SW has been a cornball mess since episode 6 if you're being an adult about it. Getting angry about it as a grown human being is just weird.
Pretty much what I've said. Some are either really young, or have selective memory. People have been bitching about SW ever since a hoard of teddy bears took out a squadron of storm troopers with sticks. Let's not pretend now like TLJ destroyed the franchise.

[Reck]

Nah. They could've made a shit load more if they did the movies right. They care about gayifying everything and marginalizing those who won't submit.

What in the derpy world are you even talking about?

[Spurtacular]

What in the derpy world are you even talking about?

The money potential was way higher. I won't bother your little tranny brain with the details.

[Reck]

The money potential was way higher. I won't bother your little tranny brain with the details.

Derp move.

Say something and cant back up the idiocy you talk about. Checks the fuck out.

[Spurtacular]

Derp move.

Say something and cant back up the idiocy you talk about. Checks the fuck out.

You can use whatever coping mechanism you want....

:lmao But the fact that your preset is Disney is maximizing profit potential.
:lmao The fact that you hear all the dissent and think it's idle chatter akin to what you trannies talk about at your bars.

[Blake]

Derp has derp power boost mode activated

[leemajors]

I'd like to see Filoni get a shot at making a movie, he is the only one who has done anything great with Star Wars in decades - maybe where Ezra and Thrawn went.

[ChumpDumper]

Every grown dude bitching here is going to pay to see it.

[Spurtacular]

Every grown dude bitching here is going to pay to see it.

If done right, they all would've paid to see it multiple times.

:lmao Sperm Shielder Chump

[ChumpDumper]

If done right, they all would've paid to see it multiple times.

:lmao Sperm Shielder Chump:lmao you're paying to see it.

Full price.

[Blake]

I'd like to see Filoni get a shot at making a movie, he is the only one who has done anything great with Star Wars in decades - maybe where Ezra and Thrawn went.

Or Favreau?

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you're paying to see it.

Full price.

Why are you so sure of yourself?

[Blake]

Why are you so sure of yourself?

Everyone knows you're gonna watch it. You're derp.

[Spurtacular]

Everyone knows you're gonna watch it. You're derp.

Why are you so sure of yourself besides the fact that you're taking cues from your lead cuck?

[Blake]

I'm sure of you. You're really stupid like that. It's why everyone here calls you derp.

[Spurtacular]

I'm sure of you. You're really stupid like that. It's why everyone here calls you derp.

Don't cuckify; make a real case why you're so sure I'll see the new Star Wars in the theater.

[Proxy]

At this point, anyone paying to see SW should expect that it will suck. You’re a moron to go in expecting quality writing. Eye candy, incredible production teams with the best talent in the world and unlimited money. Target audience is Ducks and kids

[FrostKing]

I was sheltered immigrant to America

Empire Strikes Back made my jaw drop ~ early 90s

[redzero]

Is this worth even pirating?

[Blake]

Don't cuckify; make a real case why you're so sure I'll see the new Star Wars in the theater.

You have 128 posts in this thread. You'll be in the front row you fucking idiot.

[monosylab1k]

You have 128 posts in this thread. You'll be in the front row you fucking idiot.

Well to be fair, I never watched Game Of Thrones, probably never will, but I’ve angrily ranted about the final season in the GoT thread exactly......zero times.

[monosylab1k]

Also in Derp’s defense, I watched season 1 of The Walking Dead, really enjoyed it. Then I watched season 2, and didn’t care for it. Then halfway through season 3 I thought the show was total garbage, so I posted hundreds of times ranting about how bad the show has gotten, all while continuing to hatewatch it. I still do that to this day.

Oh wait, my mistake, I just quit watching the show and moved on with my life.

[ChumpDumper]

You have 128 posts in this thread. You'll be in the front row you fucking idiot.


Well to be fair, I never watched Game Of Thrones, probably never will, but I’ve angrily ranted about the final season in the GoT thread exactly......zero times.


Also in Derp’s defense, I watched season 1 of The Walking Dead, really enjoyed it. Then I watched season 2, and didn’t care for it. Then halfway through season 3 I thought the show was total garbage, so I posted hundreds of times ranting about how bad the show has gotten, all while continuing to hatewatch it. I still do that to this day.

Oh wait, my mistake, I just quit watching the show and moved on with my life.:lol he's definitely watching it the first weekend but he'll be sure to bring his own pistachios Sam's Choice cola to defray the costs.

[Spurminator]

You have 128 posts in this thread. You'll be in the front row you fucking idiot.

Yeah but you forgot to take into account that he has no job, no money, no friends, and he's scared of being seen in public.

[FrostKing]

Luke Skywalker

[monosylab1k]

Just watched it. Was pleasantly surprised. The pacing is a bit odd, JJ is cramming a lot into one movie, but overall I liked it.

Was going to say it’s easily the best of the Disney Trilogy.......but man, that ending has a couple of really, really cringeworthy moments that totally kills any buzz you have for this movie. 90% of the movie I am fully satisfied, and then in an instant I am completely disappointed :lol

It’s a B+ movie that gets knocked down to a C for one really godawful “Romeo And Juliet but 10000x more retarded” moment.

[FrostKing]

Just watched it. Was pleasantly surprised. The pacing is a bit odd, JJ is cramming a lot into one movie, but overall I liked it.

Was going to say it’s easily the best of the Disney Trilogy.......but man, that ending has a couple of really, really cringeworthy moments that totally kills any buzz you have for this movie. 90% of the movie I am fully satisfied, and then in an instant I am completely disappointed :lol

It’s a B+ movie that gets knocked down to a C for one really godawful “Romeo And Juliet but 10000x more retarded” moment.
Do you watch NBA?

[da_suns_fan]

I really liked it. Sure it was a nostalgia trip and there was a lot of very, very convenient moments (Finn and Poe being saved by the "spy"), but who cares? They got a lot of star wars "right". There was scale. Things were BIG. There was tension. There was suspense. I personally thought it was easily the best of the trilogy and probably the best outside of the original three.

Daisy Ridley sure can act. Adam Driver too. They're both superb. The entire cast was good. Even a very sexy Keri Russell.

[da_suns_fan]

Just watched it. Was pleasantly surprised. The pacing is a bit odd, JJ is cramming a lot into one movie, but overall I liked it.

Was going to say it’s easily the best of the Disney Trilogy.......but man, that ending has a couple of really, really cringeworthy moments that totally kills any buzz you have for this movie. 90% of the movie I am fully satisfied, and then in an instant I am completely disappointed :lol

It’s a B+ movie that gets knocked down to a C for one really godawful “Romeo And Juliet but 10000x more retarded” moment.

That didnt bother me. It was something new in the series and they foreshadowed it a bit throughout the film.

[monosylab1k]

That didnt bother me. It was something new in the series and they foreshadowed it a bit throughout the film.

I think it was more that the execution of it was really bad. It looked so cheesy and stupid that half the audience started laughing at it. But it bothers me a little less the more I think about it. And it’s still not even the lamest thing to ever happen in a Star Wars movie (nothing will ever top “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”) :lol

[Neo.]

pretty solid tbh

has its own set of "flaws" like literally every single star wars movie, but it was still a fun watch overall

[johnsmith]

I loved it....sure there were some silly parts and some stuff that was rushed, but I walked out of the theatre entertained, and had that feeling of having just watched Star Wars. Made up for the crap that was the last Jedi.

[Blake]

But space force Leia was awesome tho

[johnsmith]

I’m constantly amazed at how a dozen “tweeters” shape opinion in this country.

[lefty]

Eeeh movie

Beautiful in 3D IMAX tho

[Spurtacular]

You have 128 posts in this thread. You'll be in the front row you fucking idiot.

Not even close. You're still cuckifying.

[Spurtacular]

Just watched it. Was pleasantly surprised. The pacing is a bit odd, JJ is cramming a lot into one movie, but overall I liked it.

Code for just doing a storyboard of a movie with no buildup and emotional resonance.



Was going to say it’s easily the best of the Disney Trilogy.......but man, that ending has a couple of really, really cringeworthy moments that totally kills any buzz you have for this movie. 90% of the movie I am fully satisfied, and then in an instant I am completely disappointed :lol

Slob really, really woke.



It’s a B+ movie

Agreed. Highest funded b-movie in history.



knocked down to a C for one really godawful “Romeo And Juliet but 10000x more retarded” moment.

Tell us about how Romeo and Juliet is apparently retarded. And are you allowed to say the r-word, btw?

[monosylab1k]

Code for just doing a storyboard of a movie with no buildup and emotional resonance.




Slob really, really woke.

[LEFT][COLOR=#222222][FONT=Verdana]

Agreed. Highest funded b-movie in history.

[LEFT][COLOR=#222222][FONT=Verdana]

Tell us about how Romeo and Juliet is apparently retarded. And are you allowed to say the r-word, btw?



How is that comment “woke”? I can ignore your usual word vomit but since you replied to my review while denying having seen the movie, explain why you called me “really, really woke”?

[Spurtacular]

How is that comment “woke”? I can ignore your usual word vomit but since you replied to my review while denying having seen the movie, explain why you called me “really, really woke”?

So many deficiencies in this, but cutting through the fat, the woke refers to you using the term cringeworthy like a 12-year-old girl. Don't worry, slob; I'm sure that was a really, really hard one for you to figure out.

[monosylab1k]

So many deficiencies in this, but cutting through the fat, the woke refers to you using the term cringeworthy like a 12-year-old girl. Don't worry, slob; I'm sure that was a really, really hard one for you to figure out.

Pretty sure “cringeworthy” has been in use for decades now, Derp.

The term you’re thinking of is “cringey”, you dumbass.

[Spurtacular]

Pretty sure “cringeworthy” has been in use for decades now, Derp.

Slob desperately trying to confuse etymology with woke trends.

[monosylab1k]

Slob desperately trying to confuse etymology with woke trends.

Derp desperately pretending he won’t watch Rise Of Skywalker.

[Spurtacular]

Derp desperately pretending he won’t watch Rise Of Skywalker.

How have I done that; show me, the quote.

:cry But i heard the cuck and the humper say it :cry

:lmao Slob

[monosylab1k]

How have I done that; show me, the quote.

:cry But i heard the cuck and the humper say it :cry

:lmao Slob
I hope for your sake that you watched it, or that you’re gonna watch it. Posting 130+ times about a movie you will never see just feels really sad and pathetic.

[Spurtacular]

I hope for your sake that you watched it, or that you’re gonna watch it. Posting 130+ times about a movie you will never see just feels really sad and pathetic.

I haven't posted that many times either. You really should try to stop taking your cues from the board cuck. i know that's gonna be hard for you given that there's only a hair's difference between you two. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lol derp watched the movie this weekend

[FrostKing]

Star Wars


The biggest cultural bust of the 2010's

[monosylab1k]

I haven't posted that many times either. You really should try to stop taking your cues from the board cuck. i know that's gonna be hard for you given that there's only a hair's difference between you two. :lol

It’s right there for anyone to see, Derp. 134 posts and counting in this thread :lmao

[monosylab1k]

Star Wars


The biggest cultural bust of the 2010's
:lmao billions of dollars in revenue. May not have done perfectly but it’s way less of a cultural bust than Unite The Right was :lmao

[FrostKing]

:lmao billions of dollars in revenue. May not have done perfectly but it’s way less of a cultural bust than Unite The Right was :lmao
https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2014/11/star_wars_force_awakens_john_boyega_h_2014.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

:lol still triggered

[djohn2oo8]

*Spoilers*




Why does Anakin never speak to Ben? Lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

So we got people who enjoy pointing out SW has become shit

People attacking those people bc SW still made money

And people who defend SW and I guess they're co-shielding with the 2nd group?

The politics of SW stans is more interesting than SW itself

[monosylab1k]

So we got people who enjoy pointing out SW has become shit

People attacking those people bc SW still made money

And people who defend SW and I guess they're co-shielding with the 2nd group?

The politics of SW stans is more interesting than SW itself

Star Wars went to shit a long time ago. The prequels now only exist for memes and the “so bad they’re good” ironic viewing.

The new movies are mediocre overall but far and away better than the prequels. The revisionist history of acting like George Lucas’ genius vision got completely pillaged and raped by Disney is hilarious. He made one good movie, outsourced the next two, then made 3 of the worst piles of garbage ever put on film.

If anything, George Lucas should be thankful that he sold Lucasfilms, he used to be Public Enemy No 1 among Star Wars fans, but now everyone forgot about him and just screech about Kathleen Kennedy and that shirt she wore.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Star Wars went to shit a long time ago. The prequels now only exist for memes and the “so bad they’re good” ironic viewing.

The new movies are mediocre overall but far and away better than the prequels. The revisionist history of acting like George Lucas’ genius vision got completely pillaged and raped by Disney is hilarious. He made one good movie, outsourced the next two, then made 3 of the worst piles of garbage ever put on film.

If anything, George Lucas should be thankful that he sold Lucasfilms, he used to be Public Enemy No 1 among Star Wars fans, but now everyone forgot about him and just screech about Kathleen Kennedy and that shirt she wore.

Can't disagree about any of this
Makes me worry that in time people will forget how bad this trilogy is too. I remember my edible kicking in when Princess Leia was floating through space and thinking that moment was so terrifically bad I was enjoying my theater experience lmao.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

on a side note my memory sucks so bad i didn't even make the connection between JJ Abrams, star wars, AND star trek lmao

this dude should be banned from ever doing any sci fi movies ever again

[Chucho]

:lmao billions of dollars in revenue. May not have done perfectly but it’s way less of a cultural bust than Unite The Right was :lmao

Det Nickleback defense.

[lefty]

As I said, really gorgeous in 3D IMAX - and I hate 3D :lol

I love Ian McDiarmid, but Episode 9 ruined Palpatine

Prequel Palpatine was by far the best Palpatine

[Trill Clinton]

https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2014/11/star_wars_force_awakens_john_boyega_h_2014.jpg

I remember when this triggered SW geeks into thinking Finn was a Jedi and was dicking down Rey lmao smh. They were ready to boycott the movie until they found out he was just a human jar jar.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I remember when this triggered SW geeks into thinking Finn was a Jedi and was dicking down Rey lmao smh. They were ready to boycott the movie until they found out he was just a human jar jar.

Human jar jar roflroflroflroflrofl
I'll allow it

[Blake]

It’s right there for anyone to see, Derp. 134 posts and counting in this thread :lmao


I haven't posted that many times either. You really should try to stop taking your cues from the board cuck. i know that's gonna be hard for you given that there's only a hair's difference between you two. :lol

:lol derp is really stupid

[monosylab1k]

Det Nickleback defense.

In what way are the Disney Star Wars films a failure, aside from the all important “screeching internet nerds” category?

[cool cat]

It's a mess of a film. It's so dense and moves along so fast I wonder if JJ was like shotgunning and bunch of ideas and was like if people don't like something in it, it wont be on the screen long enough to matter. There are some high highs in the film that really redeem it from being a terrible film.

C+

Not a complete disaster like The Last Jedi was. Slightly better then Phantom Menace & Attack of the Clones but not as good as Revenge of the Sith.

[Chucho]

In what way are the Disney Star Wars films a failure, aside from the all important “screeching internet nerds” category?

That's not my point, just laughing that you used the Nickelback defense. "Something is "good" because it sells well". Flawed logic, specifically with subjective opinions.

[leemajors]

I saw it Saturday and wasn't impressed.

[koriwhat]

unfortunately i got duped into seeing this garbage tomorrow with family... :vomit:

[monosylab1k]

That's not my point, just laughing that you used the Nickelback defense. "Something is "good" because it sells well". Flawed logic, specifically with subjective opinions.

I didn’t say it was good, I said it wasn’t a failure.

[FrostKing]

Can someone explain this scene?

https://i.ibb.co/9ghtTdG/1942-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-space-horses-patrick-johnson-yt.jpg

[cool cat]

Can someone explain this scene?

https://i.ibb.co/9ghtTdG/1942-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-space-horses-patrick-johnson-yt.jpg

It's not in space. The real question is why didn't it tilt left and knock them all off.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/jwx0KJ4/Screenshot-2019-12-24-11-16-16-1.png

[lefty]

Historic moment?

:lol

[monosylab1k]

lol one side is mad about the kiss, the other side is mad about not enough kiss

[FrostKing]

lol one side is mad about the kiss, the other side is mad about not enough kiss
'Social change' is a vision-less rollercoaster with no end.

I've experienced both belief systems and traditions are better

[monosylab1k]

'Social change' is a vision-less rollercoaster with no end.

I've experienced both belief systems and traditions are better

nobody cares

[Spurtacular]

It’s right there for anyone to see, Derp. 134 posts and counting in this thread :lmao

Must've forgotten about some of Chump's spam sessions.

[Spurtacular]

https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2014/11/star_wars_force_awakens_john_boyega_h_2014.jpg

A black storm trooper in the first place. :lmao

[UZER]

I wanted Finn to be a Jedi so bad. There had to be a reason he was even able to wield a lightsaber. The robe he had on at the end of TFA to me was foreshadowing what his journey would be in this trilogy. I was really looking forward to it.

But no. Rian Johnson had him chasing around Asian poony while freeing horses on a gambling planet for rich white people. Thanks Rian. :lol

[Spurtacular]

:lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zZFtq13c4

[Texas_Ranger]

Finn was kinda the most interesting character after the first one, but the Rian came and fucked the whole franchise. So yea, thanx Rian.

[koriwhat]

Not horrible but so damn predictable and who doesn't love this PC era we're in? Lmao lesbians at the end!

[djohn2oo8]

I wanted Finn to be a Jedi so bad. There had to be a reason he was even able to wield a lightsaber. The robe he had on at the end of TFA to me was foreshadowing what his journey would be in this trilogy. I was really looking forward to it.

But no. Rian Johnson had him chasing around Asian poony while freeing horses on a gambling planet for rich white people. Thanks Rian. :lol
Well he was force sensitive

[djohn2oo8]

They cut the Anakin scenes with Ben and Rey

[Spurtacular]

I wanted Finn to be a Jedi so bad. There had to be a reason he was even able to wield a lightsaber. The robe he had on at the end of TFA to me was foreshadowing what his journey would be in this trilogy. I was really looking forward to it.

But no. Rian Johnson had him chasing around Asian poony while freeing horses on a gambling planet for rich white people. Thanks Rian. :lol


Finn was kinda the most interesting character after the first one, but the Rian came and fucked the whole franchise. So yea, thanx Rian.

:lol He became a woo boy.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_OhwdLkvc

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Chumpettes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilIx1EwJMk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qh8wEa6mc

[Blake]

'Social change' is a vision-less rollercoaster with no end.

I've experienced both belief systems and traditions are better

Yeah, slavery was a great tradition until social change ruined it

[Blake]

:lmao Chumpettes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilIx1EwJMk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qh8wEa6mc

So how was the movie, derp?

[Spurtacular]

So how was the movie, derp?

Shitty, as you can see. How did you like it?

[Spurtacular]

Yeah, slavery was a great tradition until social change ruined it

Would you say your cuckoldry is a belief system or a tradition at this point?

[Spurtacular]

Mark Hamill staying mum about what a shit show the latest installment is.

[Blake]

Shitty, as you can see. How did you like it?

I haven't seen it. We all knew you would though. You're an easy to predict simple Simon.

[Reck]

I love Ian McDiarmid, but Episode 9 ruined Palpatine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL95ieVXbHM

[Reck]

This movie was...wow.

How many trailers were there for this movie? I saw like 3. All of the clips from the trailers are in the first 5-10 minutes of the movie. Palpatine popping out in the first scene and looking like an emo punk rockstar was weird.

Supreme Leader Kylo Ren...doesn't have the same ring to it. They needed a more convincing actor to play the role...or have him never take off his badass looking fucking mask.

I thought the 2 hours wasn't long enough but I was thankful it wasn't longer because I checked out of the movie with about 40 minutes to go.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao still insisting that Adam Driver is a bad actor :lmao

[FrostKing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_OhwdLkvc
Yikes. Makes me look at the Poe actor in a much different light.

[benefactor]

:lmao still insisting that Adam Driver is a bad actor :lmao
Logan Lucky was pretty bad tbh. I still can't figure out how the fuck it wound up so well reviewed. Still want to check out Marriage Story though.

[Reck]

:lmao still insisting that Adam Driver is a bad actor :lmao

What is it with you and this hardcore shielding for this franchise and it’s actors? What’s next you’re gonna tell me Daisy Ridley is the next Meryl Streep?

I didn’t even say he was a bad actor given this is the only movies I’ve seen him in. Merely commented how unconvincing he was as the heir to Vader or to Palpatine for that matter. Has nothing to do with acting and more about role not fitting with the actor.

[monosylab1k]

What is it with you and this hardcore shielding for this franchise and it’s actors? What’s next you’re gonna tell me Daisy Ridley is the next Meryl Streep?

I didn’t even say he was a bad actor given this is the only movies I’ve seen him in. Merely commented how unconvincing he was as the heir to Vader or to Palpatine for that matter. Has nothing to do with acting and more about role not fitting with the actor.

I’ll go ahead and reject your opinions on pop culture, HoobastankFan69.

[Reck]

I’ll go ahead and reject your opinions on pop culture, HoobastankFan69.

Yet you keep quoting and addressing what I say. You and derp have that in common so enjoy the loser company, Stan.

[Spurtacular]

No actor hit the level of their forerunners. The only thing I'll say in their defense is that the writing may have made that an impossibility.

[Spurminator]

This movie is exactly what hardcore Star Wars cultists deserve.

[Spurtacular]

This movie is exactly what hardcore Star Wars cultists deserve.

I presume you're lashing out; but why's that, Lambert?