The Mandalorian

[Monostradamus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw

Excited to see Gus Fring in space tbh.

[Trill Clinton]

well damn. disney is not playing.

[lefty]

Jon Favreau with a little Taika Waititi

This can only be good

[TimmyBuckets]

This is gonna be sick.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw

Excited to see Gus Fring in space tbh.

Was that Gina Carano? I'd hit that like mike tyson
I'm in.

[AaronY]

First episode was pretty great..basically like Eastwood's man with no name cowboy character but drifting through the Star Wars universe. Me Gusta

[SpursforSix]

First episode was pretty great..basically like Eastwood's man with no name cowboy character but drifting through the Star Wars universe. Me Gusta

I'm going to try and make myself wait until the whole series has been released.

[lefty]

‪Thought ep 2 was underwhelming tbh‬

[Luka Doncic]

‪Thought ep 2 was underwhelming tbh‬
It was all about developing the relationship between The Mandalorian and SPOILER, and all that was great, but yeah ultimately it didn’t push the plot forward any.

[lefty]

It was all about developing the relationship between The Mandalorian and SPOILER, and all that was great, but yeah ultimately it didn’t push the plot forward any.
Movie quality visuals tho, production budget must be high

[Trainwreck2100]

‪Thought ep 2 was underwhelming tbh‬

it was 27 minutes though i wonder if they'll all be that short

[johnsmith]

I'm going to try and make myself wait until the whole series has been released.

Don’t do it! I was trying to do the same and someone mentioned the end of episode one and that it will get spoiled if I don’t....and they’re probably right.

Totally worth it by the way. I loved the first two episodes. Definitely the best Star Wars thing that’s come out since Disney owned it....maybe besides Rogue One.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Baby yoda is all the rage right now.

[SpursforSix]

Baby yoda is all the rage right now.

Bend over, I'll fucking show you Baby Yoda.

[lefty]

Baby yoda is all the rage right now.

Lol when he gets out of the crib twice to try and force heal Mando

[phxspurfan]

Will baby Yoda grow up in the series? Or will he stay big eared and cute







I have spoken

[Reck]

Baby yoda is all the rage right now.

I'm a Star Wars fan but this type of stuff is what's wrong with Disney trying to milk the shit out of this franchise. Maybe I'm just a psychopath but the touchy feely, extra nostalgia doesn't work for me. I'm not going to put baby Yoda as my avatar or build a shrine because ITS SO COOL AND CUTE!!

[lefty]

Will baby Yoda grow up in the series? Or will he stay big eared and cute




I have spoken


Given the long life span of yodas I think he’s going to stay that way for a while

[tlongII]

Is this about a Chinese restaurant?

[Spurtacular]

Is this about a Chinese restaurant?

Close enough. Disney showing off their cultural diversity / awareness.

[da_suns_fan]

This show is stupid. I tried it but being a star wars show doesnt make up for the fact that its boring.

A baby yoda? Who cares?

They take everything cool from the original trilogy and make it stupid. Learn to use the force? No, baby Yoda was born with it.

Why did we never see Boba Fett without his helmet? Because we didnt need to. He was a minor character and that was his costume. We also saw lot of other characters (storm troopers etc) always wearing helmets. This doesnt mean that theyre never allowed to take off their helmets. How fucking stupid is that? What do they do to eat? To bathe? To brush their teeth? What purpose does it serve? To hide their true identity? Why? The answer, of course, is to try to make show cool. But thats not cool, its stupid.

Likewise, In this stupid show, our new bounty hunter keeps a carbonite machine on his ship and freezes all his targets because "thats what bounty hunters do". No, Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in the Empire Strikes back because they had that technology in Cloud City and Vader wanted to do it to Luke. He decided to test it on Han Solo and Boba Fett was worried he might die from the process and he wouldnt get his bounty. Then Jabba the Hut liked the "frozen" Han so much he kept it as a decoration. It wasnt a bounty hunter "thing". It was just a coincidence. Its as if the show runners have never seen a fucking star wars movie.

A lot of people point out that this show is like an old western series. Do you know why there arent any western series currently on tv? Because theyre fucking boring.

[phxspurfan]

This show is stupid. I tried it but being a star wars show doesnt make up for the fact that its boring.

A baby yoda? Who cares?

They take everything cool from the original trilogy and make it stupid. Learn to use the force? No, baby Yoda was born with it.

Why did we never see Boba Fett without his helmet? Because we didnt need to. He was a minor character and that was his costume. We also saw lot of other characters (storm troopers etc) always wearing helmets. This doesnt mean that theyre never allowed to take off their helmets. How fucking stupid is that? What do they do to eat? To bathe? To brush their teeth? What purpose does it serve? To hide their true identity? Why? The answer, of course, is to try to make show cool. But thats not cool, its stupid.

Likewise, In this stupid show, our new bounty hunter keeps a carbonite machine on his ship and freezes all his targets because "thats what bounty hunters do". No, Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in the Empire Strikes back because they had that technology in Cloud City and Vader wanted to do it to Luke. He decided to test it on Han Solo and Boba Fett was worried he might die from the process and he wouldnt get his bounty. Then Jabba the Hut liked the "frozen" Han so much he kept it as a decoration. It wasnt a bounty hunter "thing". It was just a coincidence. Its as if the show runners have never seen a fucking star wars movie.

A lot of people point out that this show is like an old western series. Do you know why there arent any western series currently on tv? Because theyre fucking boring.

looks like you're on your own on this one:

Less than two weeks after debuting on Nov. 12, The Mandalorian—which takes place five years after Return of the Jedi—is officially the most in-demand television series in the United States across all platforms, according to data provided to Observer by research firm Parrot Analytics.

Even more popular than Stranger Things.

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, one could get mad at the nerd/canon stuff-- but why? It's a fun show. I'm not going to expect a guy like Favreau to get that granular with the lore, and that's probably for the best.

[Spurtacular]

Yeah, one could get mad at the nerd/canon stuff-- but why? It's a fun show. I'm not going to expect a guy like Favreau to get that granular with the lore, and that's probably for the best.

Nobody thinks you're worried about the canon, Chump.

[koriwhat]

Is this about a Chinese restaurant?

it'd be better if it was tbh... fuck starwars the incel/nerd/agoraphobic holy grail.

[johnsmith]

it'd be better if it was tbh... fuck starwars the incel/nerd/agoraphobic holy grail.

Yes, only those three categories of the population watch Star Wars stuff....I know you’re mad at the world for your lot in life, but being an idiot is no way to fix all the shortcomings you inherited from what I can only assume are your homeless parents.

[FrostKing]

This show is stupid. I tried it but being a star wars show doesnt make up for the fact that its boring.

A baby yoda? Who cares?

They take everything cool from the original trilogy and make it stupid. Learn to use the force? No, baby Yoda was born with it.

Why did we never see Boba Fett without his helmet? Because we didnt need to. He was a minor character and that was his costume. We also saw lot of other characters (storm troopers etc) always wearing helmets. This doesnt mean that theyre never allowed to take off their helmets. How fucking stupid is that? What do they do to eat? To bathe? To brush their teeth? What purpose does it serve? To hide their true identity? Why? The answer, of course, is to try to make show cool. But thats not cool, its stupid.

Likewise, In this stupid show, our new bounty hunter keeps a carbonite machine on his ship and freezes all his targets because "thats what bounty hunters do". No, Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in the Empire Strikes back because they had that technology in Cloud City and Vader wanted to do it to Luke. He decided to test it on Han Solo and Boba Fett was worried he might die from the process and he wouldnt get his bounty. Then Jabba the Hut liked the "frozen" Han so much he kept it as a decoration. It wasnt a bounty hunter "thing". It was just a coincidence. Its as if the show runners have never seen a fucking star wars movie.

A lot of people point out that this show is like an old western series. Do you know why there arent any western series currently on tv? Because theyre fucking boring.
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/10nU0RF6eRezm/200.gif

[koriwhat]

Yes, only those three categories of the population watch Star Wars stuff....I know you’re mad at the world for your lot in life, but being an idiot is no way to fix all the shortcomings you inherited from what I can only assume are your homeless parents.

lol you fucking butthurt nerd

and yes, i'm so angry that i get to work a job i thoroughly love. damn all this anger!

yall starwars nerds are worse than trumpers... no wonder most of yall are libs. loony cultist retards!

[Reck]

and yes, i'm so angry

There you go. Baby steps, calf

[koriwhat]

There you go. Baby steps, calf

baby steps was you putting on your mother's high heels at age 10... you've since dove into the deep end.

[koriwhat]

There you go. Baby steps, calf

as well, just like cnn and the other fakenews outlets, you chopped up a quote to fit your tranny narrative. :tu

[AaronY]

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/10nU0RF6eRezm/200.gif
Lol pro wrestling

[ChumpDumper]

Nobody thinks you're worried about the canon, Chump.

Are you worried about the canon, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Are you worried about the canon, derp?

Yes or no.

Not at all. Nor are you.

[ChumpDumper]

Not at all. Nor are you.What are you doing here, derp?

[Spurtacular]

What are you doing here, derp?

No denial. Just attack. Par.

[ChumpDumper]

No denial. Just attack. Par.What is there to deny? I stated precisely how I feel about canon as related to this show.

You haven't said anything about this show.

You haven't seen it.

What are you doing here?

[Spurtacular]

Bla bla

Tell us how important Star Wars canon is to you.

[ChumpDumper]

Tell us how important Star Wars canon is to you.Already did.

You're too busy biting my ankle to read it.

Go back a few posts, dumbass.

lol you

[Spurtacular]

Already did.

You're too busy biting my ankle to read it.

Go back a few posts, dumbass.

lol you

Commenting on Star Wars canon on one offshoot is not telling us how important Star Wars canon is to you overall.

[ChumpDumper]

Commenting on Star Wars canon on one offshoot is not telling us how important Star Wars canon is to you overall.Actually it is.

:lol "us"

[Spurtacular]

Actually it is.

:lol "us"

So, the Star Wars canon is not at all important to you :tu

[ChumpDumper]

So, the Star Wars canon is not at all important to you :tuOnly took you eleven (11) hours to understand two (2) simple sentences.:tu

[Spurtacular]

Only took you eleven (11) hours to understand two (2) simple sentences.:tu

Only took you however many hours to confirm it.

:cry But muh tiny w :cry

lol dump

[ChumpDumper]

Only took you however many hours to confirm it.

:cry But muh tiny w :cry

lol dumpI didn't have to confirm anything. I said I had already stated my position. You then took another hour to figure it out.

Now you're crying nonstop about it.

And you will not stop crying about it.

[Spurtacular]

I didn't have to confirm anything. I said I had already stated my position. You then took another hour to figure it out.

Now you're crying nonstop about it.

And you will not stop crying about it.

:cry But muh games :cry

lol dump

[ChumpDumper]

:cry But muh games :cry

lol dump:lol are you ever going to stop crying about me?

This is all you do these days.

[Isitjustme?]

Commenting on Star Wars canon on one offshoot is not telling us how important Star Wars canon is to you overall.

Youre not even watching the show?

[johnsmith]

lol you fucking butthurt nerd

and yes, i'm so angry that i get to work a job i thoroughly love. damn all this anger!

yall starwars nerds are worse than trumpers... no wonder most of yall are libs. loony cultist retards!

It’s not that I’m butthurt, it’s that you come on here multiple times a day to just be a bitch. You whine and complain about literally everything and it’s incredibly obvious that you hate your life. Dude, try reality a bit, you might not hate it as much as the forum you CHOOSE to visit all the time just to be a cry baby.

[johnsmith]

Only took you however many hours to confirm it.

:cry But muh tiny w :cry

lol dump

That was an incredibly stupid argument you just managed to lose.

[Spurtacular]

That was an incredibly stupid argument you just managed to lose.

Cucksight.

It was never an argument. It was your daddy cuck stalling.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I'm a Star Wars fan but this type of stuff is what's wrong with Disney trying to milk the shit out of this franchise. Maybe I'm just a psychopath but the touchy feely, extra nostalgia doesn't work for me. I'm not going to put baby Yoda as my avatar or build a shrine because ITS SO COOL AND CUTE!!

Star Wars was always like this.
They had a star wars animated christmas special, mark and harrison whored out guest appearances constantly, and surely you know of the shit ton of star wars toys from back in the 70s/80s

Disney is just more evil and more of a monopoly.

[monosylab1k]

I'm a Star Wars fan but this type of stuff is what's wrong with Disney trying to milk the shit out of this franchise. Maybe I'm just a psychopath but the touchy feely, extra nostalgia doesn't work for me. I'm not going to put baby Yoda as my avatar or build a shrine because ITS SO COOL AND CUTE!!

lol just noticed this retarded post.

Yeah it’s totally all Disney trying to milk the franchise. It’s not like the toys were being molded before the first movie even came out. It’s not like they filled an entire movie with midgets in teddy bear costumes before big bad Disney came and :cry ruined Star Wars :cry

[koriwhat]

It’s not that I’m butthurt, it’s that you come on here multiple times a day to just be a bitch. You whine and complain about literally everything and it’s incredibly obvious that you hate your life. Dude, try reality a bit, you might not hate it as much as the forum you CHOOSE to visit all the time just to be a cry baby.

Lmao whatever you butthurt nerd

[Reck]

lol just noticed this retarded post.

Yeah it’s totally all Disney trying to milk the franchise. It’s not like the toys were being molded before the first movie even came out. It’s not like they filled an entire movie with midgets in teddy bear costumes before big bad Disney came and :cry ruined Star Wars :cry

How much are you getting paid by Disney to semen shield this hard? I hope you are because you've swallowed a half dozen gallons by now defending a worthless franchise by now.

That my baby Yoda comment triggered you is amazing. I wasn't even talking about the quality of the movies or the quality of this TV show. :lol Mono

[johnsmith]

Lmao whatever you butthurt nerd

Ok man....keep being pathetic....it’s not super sad the way you post on here at all.

[monosylab1k]

How much are you getting paid by Disney to semen shield this hard? I hope you are because you've swallowed a half dozen gallons by now defending a worthless franchise by now.

That my baby Yoda comment triggered you is amazing. I wasn't even talking about the quality of the movies or the quality of this TV show. :lol Mono

:lmao acting like Star Wars became a soulless toy selling venture once Disney bought it. That’s so fucking retarded.

:lmao worthless franchise that just produced the most streamed TV show in history.

[lefty]

‪It was really cool to see those big toothed cats from Star Wars Rebels in episode 4‬

[koriwhat]

Ok man....keep being pathetic....it’s not super sad the way you post on here at all.

yeah yeah yeah nerd

[Reck]

:lmao acting like Star Wars became a soulless toy selling venture once Disney bought it. That’s so fucking retarded.

:lmao worthless franchise that just produced the most streamed TV show in history.

Add another emoticon. It'll show me.

[monosylab1k]

Add another emoticon. It'll show me.

Go pop in a Lou Bega CD and cry some more about it, faggot :lmao

[Reck]

Go pop in a Lou Bega CD and cry some more about it, faggot :lmao

Poor Mono super triggered because people are shitting on his beloved Star Wars franchise.

Also defending Disney and calling other people faggots. :lol The irony

[monosylab1k]

Poor Mono super triggered because people are shitting on his beloved Star Wars franchise.

Also defending Disney and calling other people faggots. :lol The irony

Oh, is Lou Bega too scratched up? Gonna switch to Hoobastank instead? :lmao

[Reck]

Oh, is Lou Bega too scratched up? Gonna switch to Hoobastank instead? :lmao

You do know things are mostly digital these days? I can listen to them any time I want.

Still doesn't make me wrong about what I said about star Wars, triggered boy.

[monosylab1k]

You do know things are mostly digital these days? I can listen to them any time I want.

Still doesn't make me wrong about what I said about star Wars, triggered boy.

Oh yeah, I’m real worried about the opinions of a Puddle Of Mudd enthusiast :lmao

[Reck]

Oh yeah, I’m real worried about the opinions of a Puddle Of Mudd enthusiast :lmao

So let me get this right...

You're mad you cant defend legit criticism about these movies and shows (Which I also like btw--sans the show since I haven't watched it yet) so you have to go dig for like a decade old thread where I'm probably 18 or so where my taste in music was entirely different than it is today?

That's an L if I ever saw one. But do you Mono.

[koriwhat]

a tranny and an obese asian walk into a bar... who am i kidding, that obese asian can't walk and no one's taking that tranny out in public.

[monosylab1k]

So let me get this right...

You're mad you cant defend legit critisism about these movies and shows (Which I also like btw--sans the show since I haven't watched it yet) so you have to go dig for like a decade old thread where I'm probably 18 or so where my taste in music was entirely different than it is today?

That's an L if I ever saw one. But do you Mono.

No no no, it’s totally rational to think that Star Wars was an integrity filled, independent work of art with zero concern for commercialism until big bad meanies Disney came along and ruined it :lmao about as rational as thinking Nellyville is a great album :lmao

[Reck]

No no no, it’s totally rational to think that Star Wars was an integrity filled, independent work of art with zero concern for commercialism until big bad meanies Disney came along and ruined it :lmao about as rational as thinking Nellyville is a great album :lmao

When you stop raging go read post #17 genius.

:lol At no time in that post did I said Star Wars was a piece of art full of integrity with no fault prior to Disney further fucking it up.

As a matter of fact, I kept my comment solely about the baby Yoda scene. Which honestly makes your meltdown that much sweeter.

[monosylab1k]

When you stop raging go read post #17 genius.

:lol At no time in that post did I said Star Wars was a piece of art full of integrity with no fault prior to Disney further fucking it up.

As a matter of fact, I kept my comment solely about the baby Yoda scene. Which honestly makes your meltdown that much sweeter.

Oh really?


I'm a Star Wars fan but this type of stuff is what's wrong with Disney trying to milk the shit out of this franchise. Maybe I'm just a psychopath but the touchy feely, extra nostalgia doesn't work for me. I'm not going to put baby Yoda as my avatar or build a shrine because ITS SO COOL AND CUTE!!

Not sure what’s sweeter, that or jamming out to some kickass Evanescence tunes! :lmao

[Reck]

Oh really?



Not sure what’s sweeter, that or jamming out to some kickass Evanescence tunes! :lmao

Thanks for proving what I said wasn't what you said about having a rational thinking that Star was was full of integrity when I said the oposite. lol you

[monosylab1k]

Thanks for proving what I said wasn't what you said about having a rational thinking that Star was was full of integrity when I said the oposite. lol you

Thanks for posting a sentence as incoherent and retarded as a Black Eyed Peas album :lmao

[Reck]

Thanks for posting a sentence as incoherent and retarded as a Black Eyed Peas album :lmao

It's the rage flowing through your clogged veins. Once you've had a come down we may go back and forth discussing why Disney has done such a terrible job with the trilogy.

In the meantime go watch some phantom Menace. I hear jar jar is the star of the movie on that one.

[monosylab1k]

It's the rage flowing through your clogged veins. Once you've had a come down we may go back and forth discussing why Disney has done such a terrible job with the trilogy.

In the meantime go watch some phantom Menace. I hear jar jar is the star of the movie on that one.

Oh, did you pause Mambo No 5 long enough to form big boy sentences this time? :lmao

[koriwhat]

Oh, did you pause Mambo No 5 long enough to form big boy sentences this time? :lmao

:lol :tu

[chunticakes]

I just found out this show ISN'T about Boba Fett. Lol.

[lefty]

I just found out this show ISN'T about Boba Fett. Lol.
Ironically, Boba Fett isn’t even Mandalorian

[ChumpDumper]

Ironically, Boba Fett isn’t even MandalorianYeah, he's Maori.

[lefty]

:lol

1200623488970690560

[monosylab1k]

Ironically, Boba Fett isn’t even Mandalorian

Even more ironically, The Mandalorian isn’t Mandalorian either :lol

[lefty]

Even more ironically, The Mandalorian isn’t Mandalorian either :lol

Yup he did mention he was raised by them

[Trainwreck2100]

Even more ironically, The Mandalorian isn’t Mandalorian either :lol

they haven't confirmed his parents weren't, just that he was raised by mandalorians.

[koriwhat]

auralnauts would take the mandalorian to new heights tbh

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

That was an incredibly stupid argument you just managed to lose.

tl;dr spurstalk.com

[lefty]

they haven't confirmed his parents weren't, just that he was raised by mandalorians.

True true

But In the previous episode some Mandalorians showed antagonism towards him

[monosylab1k]

they haven't confirmed his parents weren't, just that he was raised by mandalorians.

If he was a Mandalorian, he wouldn’t need to explain that he was raised by Mandalorians, because that would be obvious.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

1200623488970690560

I guess the emperor lived for 900 years too.

Good thing Star Wars Nerd Chump doesn't care about canon. Phew!

[ChumpDumper]

I guess the emperor lived for 900 years too.

Good thing Star Wars Nerd Chump doesn't care about canon. Phew!

Sounds like you care a lot tbh.

lol derp

[Spurtacular]

Sounds like you care a lot tbh.

lol derp

Sounds like you don't care how bad Disney butchers Star Wars.

lol dump

[ChumpDumper]

Sounds like you don't care how bad Disney butchers Star Wars.

lol dumpIf they do, why should I care?

Tell everyone here why you care if they butcher Star Wars.

In this Star Wars thread.

[Spurtacular]

If they do, why should I care?

Tell everyone here why you care if they butcher Star Wars.

In this Star Wars thread.

Some of us have pride, Chump. I know it's something that's hard for a sloppy psychopav to understand.

[ChumpDumper]

Some of us have pride, Chump. I know it's something that's hard for a sloppy psychopav to understand.You have pride in bitching about a kids' movie series?

Explain your pride, derp.

[Spurtacular]

You have pride in bitching about a kids' movie series?

Explain your pride, derp.

You keep claiming it's just a kids show while you get way into it.

:lol Sloppy Chump

[ChumpDumper]

You keep claiming it's just a kids show while you get way into it.

:lol Sloppy ChumpI watched the movies and this series.

They're fun.

That's about it.

So tell me about your Star Wars pride, derp.

Step up.

[monosylab1k]

I guess the emperor lived for 900 years too.

How did you come to this conclusion?

[Spurtacular]

How did you come to this conclusion?

You mean besides the rounding?

[monosylab1k]

You mean besides the rounding?

You posted a Baby Yoda joke video and then made a random comment about the Emperor’s age, I’m honestly curious how you connected them.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

So is this show more about the delorean or is it got a lot of cute baby yoda stuff?

And if the former, when do they announce a baby yoda show? I'm all in, baby yoda rules lol

[Spurtacular]

You posted a Baby Yoda joke video and then made a random comment about the Emperor’s age, I’m honestly curious how you connected them.

There was no joke. Yoda in the original trilogy is 900 some odd years old as he takes on the emperor. So, if baby yoda is facing the emperor, then he would have to be of a similar age, older even.

[monosylab1k]

There was no joke. Yoda in the original trilogy is 900 some odd years old as he takes on the emperor. So, if baby yoda is facing the emperor, then he would have to be of a similar age, older even.

I mean, if you’re trying to sound retarded to troll me, then job well done. It’s not actually Baby Yoda. Everyone just calls it that because the child has no name and Yoda’s species has no name either.

[ChumpDumper]

I mean, if you’re trying to sound retarded to troll me, then job well done. It’s not actually Baby Yoda. Everyone just calls it that because the child has no name and Yoda’s species has no name either.
:lmao derp tried to canon nerd you

Arguing from a position of complete ignorance is basically all he does.

[Spurtacular]

I mean, if you’re trying to sound retarded to troll me, then job well done. It’s not actually Baby Yoda. Everyone just calls it that because the child has no name and Yoda’s species has no name either.

Okay. Well, Yoda shouldn't be young in that case. Or do you think the difference between 905 and 940 is that pronounced?

[monosylab1k]

Okay. Well, Yoda shouldn't be young in that case. Or do you think the difference between 905 and 940 is that pronounced?

What in tarnation are you talking about now?

The Child (“Baby Yoda”) is 50 years old in The Mandalorian. It was born the same year as Anakin. That’s all we know about it. The video you watched earlier is what’s known as a joke (“funny ha ha”). Yoda has nothing to do with this, other than being the same species as The Child.

[ChumpDumper]

Okay. Well, Yoda shouldn't be young in that case. Or do you think the difference between 905 and 940 is that pronounced?:lmao you ignorant chode

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Blake Zero lashing out.

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao Blake Zero lashing out.:lol I'm laughing at you. You're trying to dorklord in a Star Wars thread without even knowing the first thing about this Star Wars show.

Do you accept you are wrong about this?

Or will you whine and try to change the subject?

[Spurtacular]

:lol I'm laughing at you. You're trying to dorklord in a Star Wars thread without even knowing the first thing about this Star Wars show.

Do you accept you are wrong about this?

Or will you whine and try to change the subject?

I accept that you're a bigger Star Wars nerd than I. But that only makes your sperm shielding more pronounced. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I accept that you're a bigger Star Wars nerd than I. But that only makes your sperm shielding more pronounced. :lmao:lmao derp lashing out after he's exposed trying to tell people how old Yoda is.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao derp lashing out after he's exposed trying to tell people how old Yoda is.

:lol "Exposed"

Mono corrected me, and I made the proper counter argument.

:cry But muh pretend w :cry

:lmao

:rollin

lol Dump

[ChumpDumper]

:lol "Exposed"

Mono corrected me, and I made the proper counter argument.

:cry But muh nothing w :cry

:lmao

:rollin

lol Dump:lol you were just wrong.

You still are wrong.

You don't even realize it.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:lol you were just wrong.

You still are wrong.

You don't even realize it.

:lmao

Cos 900 yr old Yoda should be comparable to 'Baby Yoda'?

:lmao Desperate Chump

[ChumpDumper]

Cos 900 yr old Yoda should be comparable to 'Baby Yoda'?

:lmao Desperate ChumpWhat are you even trying to argue about this show you've never seen?

[Spurtacular]

What are you even trying to argue about this show you've never seen?

:lmao Chump trying to shift gears after getting shat on.
:lmao Par.

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao Chump trying to shift gears after getting shat on.
:lmao Par.No, it's clear you have no idea what this show is about. That's been proved.

Why are you shitting yourself nonstop in this thread?

Try stopping. There's nothing for you to do here.

[Spurtacular]

:cry Nothing to see here :cry

:lol Dump

[Spurtacular]

:lol you were just wrong.

You still are wrong.

You don't even realize it.

:lmao

:lmao I knew you had nothing once you went to the generic, non specific :cry but you're wrong, trust me :cry shit.

:lmao Blake Zero

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao I knew you had nothing once you went to the generic, non specific :cry but you're wrong, trust me :cry shit.

:lmao Blake ZeroDerp.

Let's get real here.

How many episodes of The Mandalorian have you watched?

[Reck]

:lol "Exposed"

Mono corrected me, and I made the proper counter argument.

:cry But muh pretend w :cry

:lmao

:rollin

lol Dump

You continued to pretend to know what you were talking about when told this wasn’t even Yoda.

A simple “my bad” would have suffice but you’re too stupid to admit when you’re wrong and instead spend pages doubling down on stupid.

The name derp fits you just right.

[ChumpDumper]

You continued to pretend to know what you were talking about when told this wasn’t even Yoda.

A simple “my bad” would have suffice but you’re too stupid to admit when you’re wrong and instead spend pages doubling down on stupid.

The name derp fits you just right.He derpled down.

[Spurtacular]

***

[Spurtacular]

You continued to pretend to know what you were talking about when told this wasn’t even Yoda.

A simple “my bad” would have suffice but you’re too stupid to admit when you’re wrong and instead spend pages doubling down on stupid.

The name derp fits you just right.

I didn't see Slob's explanation. But :lol at Chump for not explaining himself. He's a petulant child.

[Spurtacular]

He derpled down.

You couldn't just use your words. You'd rather waste all that time. Par.

[ChumpDumper]

You couldn't just use your words. You'd rather waste all that time. Par.
I'm supposed to magically know when your stupid ass didn't read or understand a simple sentence or two?

Ultimately there's no difference in your responses whether you read something or not. You're always super defensive about being stupid and ignorant.

lol

How many episodes have you watched?

[Spurtacular]

:lol You knew the whole time. That's what you were arguing the whole time. We get it, you want to hold onto it. I've hurt you so bad that you need that. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lol You knew the whole time. That's what you were arguing the whole time. We get it, you want to hold onto it. I've hurt you so bad that you need that. :lolI expect people to read replies when they are screeching about a kids' movie franchise they say is really important to them.

Derp, how many episodes have you watched?

[Spurtacular]

I expect people to read replies when they are screeching about a kids' movie franchise they say is really important to them.

Derp, how many episodes have you watched?

You really need big tiny Star Wars vicories. You've been hurt so bad. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

You really need big tiny Star Wars vicories. You've been hurt so bad. :lolYou didn't answer the question.

How many episodes have you watched?

[Spurtacular]

You didn't answer the question.

How many episodes have you watched?

No need.

[ChumpDumper]

No need.You didn't answer the question.

How many episodes have you watched?

[Spurtacular]

You didn't answer the question.

How many episodes have you watched?

No need.

[ChumpDumper]

No need.No need for what?

There is a distinct number of episodes you have watched.

The number is 0, 1, 2, 3 or 4.

Which number is it?

Answer or fold.

[Spurtacular]

No need for what?

There is a distinct number of episodes you have watched.

The number is 0, 1, 2, 3 or 4.

Which number is it?

Answer or fold.

No need. You don't have a point to make; Par.

lol Dump

[ChumpDumper]

No need. You don't have a point to make; Par.

lol DumpDerp folds and proves my point.:tu

[Spurtacular]

Derp folds and proves my point.:tu

You don't have a point to make. You have to play a hand before I can fold. :lol

LOL Dump

[ChumpDumper]

You don't have a point to make. You have to play a hand before I can fold. :lol

LOL DumpI played my hand and made my point. You folded and there's nothing you can do to unfold.

Well, you could but you never, ever will unfold. You're too scared.

You can't even say how much Star Wars you have watched in a Star Wars thread.

That's just how much I scare you.

lol you

[Spurtacular]

Blather. Par.

[ChumpDumper]

Blather. Par.I'm going to shut you the fuck up again, derp.

Watch carefully as I ask a question you will be too afraid to answer:

Which Star Wars movies have you seen?

Answer or cry like a little bitch for the rest of your life.

[Spurtacular]

I'm going to shut you the fuck up again

:clap

[ChumpDumper]

:cry
Works every time....

[Spurtacular]

:lmao You can't even shut the fuck up

[ChumpDumper]

:cryI'm watching The Mandalorian.

Why are you in this thread, derp?

[Spurtacular]

This you still shutting the fuck up?

[ChumpDumper]

This you still shutting the fuck up?When did I say I would shut up?

:lol derp can't even read.

Why are you here in this thread about The Mandalorian, derp?

[Spurtacular]

Prosecutor Chump on the case.

[Spurtacular]

Yea, I misread it. I thought maybe you needed safe space or that Snitch Factor ordered you to quit fucking talking again. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Yea, I misread it.:lmao derp can't read

Why are you here in the thread about The Mandalorian?

[Spurtacular]

:lmao derp can't read

Why are you here in the thread about The Mandalorian?

Chump still not making a point. Par.

[ChumpDumper]

Chump still not making a point. Par.derp still afraid to say why he's here in the thread about The Mandalorian.

[lefty]

Droids used to be banned from the Cantina

Now they run it

[Nivek_ogre]

Had high hopes for this show. A little safe
Can border on boring(like everything else Disney touches). Hopefully it picks up soon

[Monostradamus]

The last episode was the first weak one. Hopefully it was setting things up, but it felt like it was written by JJ Abrams with all the pointless fan service.

If all this show turns out to be is a weekly “Mandalorian visits a new planet, bounty hunters show up, Baby Yoda is in danger for 2 minutes near the end, the day is saved, fly to another planet, rinse repeat” show, that would be really disappointing.

[ChumpDumper]

Waste of a Ming Na-Wen appearance IMO. Should be getting to the plans for bébé soon. Probably turns out to be a girl.

[lefty]

Episode 6 was pretty good tbh

:lol that diss a the Stormtroopers’ aim

[monosylab1k]

Pretty fun episode tbh. Definitely expecting to see more Bill Burr in Season 2.

[lefty]

Pretty fun episode tbh. Definitely expecting to see more Bill Burr in Season 2.

It was cool to see Flass from Batman Begins too

[Millennial_Messiah]

superheroes are for kids.

[lefty]

superheroes are for kids.

We are kids tbh

[AaronY]

superheroes are for kids.
k

[Millennial_Messiah]

k

"k" is for high school kids as well, the dreaded one-letter text message when you don't feel like talking to someone.

[AaronY]

"k" is for high school kids as well, the dreaded one-letter text message when you don't feel like talking to someone.
k

[Millennial_Messiah]

k

Fine, Amanda Cabrera. (Real person.) It's okay bitch, don't go out with me this Friday. Go back to your loser Mexican boyfriend that will be working at family dollar after high school while I'm acing college and making six figures thereafter.

[AaronY]

Fine, Amanda Cabrera. (Real person.) It's okay bitch, don't go out with me this Friday. Go back to your loser Mexican boyfriend that will be working at family dollar after high school while I'm acing college and making six figures thereafter.
k

[Xevious]

Fine, Amanda Cabrera. (Real person.) It's okay bitch, don't go out with me this Friday. Go back to your loser Mexican boyfriend that will be working at family dollar after high school while I'm acing college and making six figures thereafter.
He was probably taller than 5'5", didn't have hobbit feet, and wasn't a whiney bitch. She made the right decision.

[Millennial_Messiah]

He was probably taller than 5'5", didn't have hobbit feet, and wasn't a whiney bitch. She made the right decision.
5'8" bitch.

[AaronY]

So glad to be 6'4

[Xevious]

5'8" bitch.
The point is... that story says more about you than the girl or other dude.

[Spurminator]

Still like it, but man the acting in this show is just atrocious.

[Xevious]

I don't know what I was really expecting, but since episode 4 this had been a new-adventure-of-the-week format, and I'm just not digging it all that much.

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't know what I was really expecting, but since episode 4 this had been a new-adventure-of-the-week format, and I'm just not digging it all that much.

what the hell are you talking about, episode 7 brought some of the filler plus is directly related to ep. 2 and 3

[Xevious]

what the hell are you talking about, episode 7 brought some of the filler plus is directly related to ep. 2 and 3
Haven't watched episode 7 yet. Except for the baby yoda storyline, "Mando" has just been planet hopping, getting into new situations each week. That's what I'm talking about.

[monosylab1k]

I don't know what I was really expecting, but since episode 4 this had been a new-adventure-of-the-week format, and I'm just not digging it all that much.

I was feeling the same way, but once you hit episode 7 it all comes together.

[Trainwreck2100]

I was feeling the same way, but once you hit episode 7 it all comes together.

i loved herzog's speech about the empire, and what society was like presently. Coming from a guy who never saw any of the original movies no less.

[leemajors]

pretty good finale, det darksaber

[lefty]

pretty good finale, det darksaber
SW Rebels fans know

Loth Cat, dark saber :cry

[Monostradamus]

This is the way.

[illusioNtEk]

This is the way.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Any juicy delorean pics of thicc carano?

[SpursforSix]

Was expecting a little more. Maybe would have liked it a little darker and more serious. But I get they want it to appeal to a pretty broad demographic.

Did anyone else have a “holy shit...is that Corey Feldman?” moment?

[Blake]

Yeah I thought it was one of the coreys for a split second.

I was expecting a little more explanation of baby Yoda. If that's really baby Yoda at all. The timeline doesn't match so now I'm guessing Yoda's kid.

[Blake]

I am glad they had a moment at the beginning of the last episode where the show was having fun with those two storm troopers. I think that's what Favreau gives it that made iron Man fun

[lefty]

I am glad they had a moment at the beginning of the last episode where the show was having fun with those two storm troopers. I think that's what Favreau gives it that made iron Man fun
Favreau, and Taika Waitiki ( who directed the season finale) are very good at balancing humour and seriousness

Some Marvel movies are too funny omg lulz

As for Baby Yoda he is just a baby from Yoda’s species
Yoda dieded before the Mandalorian took place

And I don’t think he’s related to Yoda either

[Blake]

Favreau, and Taika Waitiki ( who directed the season finale) are very good at balancing humour and seriousness

Some Marvel movies are too funny omg lulz

As for Baby Yoda he is just a baby from Yoda’s species
Yoda dieded before the Mandalorian took place

And I don’t think he’s related to Yoda either

Did they ever give a point of reference in the show that this is after Yoda?

Eh, I thought the Force runs through bloodlines

[SpursforSix]

I am glad they had a moment at the beginning of the last episode where the show was having fun with those two storm troopers. I think that's what Favreau gives it that made iron Man fun

Agree. But they need to keep it consistent I think and not just an episode here or there. It was so unlike any other scene that it seemed out of place. Hopefully they continue to find a groove in the next season.

[Blake]

Agree. But they need to keep it consistent I think and not just an episode here or there. It was so unlike any other scene that it seemed out of place. Hopefully they continue to find a groove in the next season.

Yeah agree on the consistency with it.

That scene reminded me of this old animated flick called "wizards"

[lefty]

Did they ever give a point of reference in the show that this is after Yoda?

Eh, I thought the Force runs through bloodlines
I mean, that's not impossible, he might be related to Yoda but I don't think the latter f..cked (although we did see a female Yoda on the Jedi Council)
I do hope they are not related, we've had enough of that shit with Rey Palpatijne and Ben Solo (Skywalker)

As for the timeline, it's set 5 years after the fall of the Empire (Return of the Jedi)
If you remember Episode 1, Mando meets his client and those are Empire clowns who were not captured

[Trainwreck2100]

Favreau, and Taika Waitiki ( who directed the season finale) are very good at balancing humour and seriousness

Some Marvel movies are too funny omg lulz

As for Baby Yoda he is just a baby from Yoda’s species
Yoda dieded before the Mandalorian took place

And I don’t think he’s related to Yoda either

i don't think he's related to yoda, but I believe in the first episode they say the target is 50, so he and yoda existed at the same time.

[lefty]

i don't think he's related to yoda, but I believe in the first episode they say the target is 50, so he and yoda existed at the same time.
That's right, good point

[lefty]

:cry yes

1241047640319483905

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry yes

1241047640319483905

she was pretty meh in the marvel netflix shows

[leemajors]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKMwPHMe1k&t=38s

[lefty]

the hooded girl is definitely Sabine Wren imo

[LaMarcus Bryant]

they say thicc carano gone full trumptard they are tryin to cancel her

[leemajors]

the hooded girl is definitely Sabine Wren imo

Maybe, looked inquisitor ish to me at first glance. Makes sense though, means ahsoka may be nearby but damn I want Ezra to show up somehow

[lefty]

Maybe, looked inquisitor ish to me at first glance. Makes sense though, means ahsoka may be nearby but damn I want Ezra to show up somehow
Hoping Ezra shows up

Speaking of Tano :

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[lefty]

Pretty boring episode tbh

But that Boba Fett cameo at the end was pretty cool

[Medvedenko]

Pretty boring episode tbh

But that Boba Fett cameo at the end was pretty cool

Boring? Seriously, this show is a western in space, and I like the episodic style. I also loved the aspect ratio change at the end and more lore mining.

[lefty]

Boring? Seriously, this show is a western in space, and I like the episodic style. I also loved the aspect ratio change at the end and more lore mining.
The style, atmosphere and qualtity production are amazing, I'm really impressed tbh

The story was boring

[lefty]

Episode 2 (10 actually) was better than the previous one but still not great

You can see the Peyton Reed touch in thid one, nice easter egg

[Trainwreck2100]

Pretty boring episode tbh

But that Boba Fett cameo at the end was pretty cool

Timothy Olyphant's character is actually from the book series, apparently in the book he used mandalorian armor to retake his city like in that episode but they never said it was Boba Fett's

Bonus info his fucked up speeder was made from a podracer engine that's why it looked the way it did

[lefty]

Timothy Olyphant's character is actually from the book series, apparently in the book he used mandalorian armor to retake his city like in that episode but they never said it was Boba Fett's

Bonus info his fucked up speeder was made from a podracer engine that's why it looked the way it did
ah ok ok

As for the podracer engine I read somewhere it was Anakin’s

[leemajors]

the spiders were pretty badass, i thought the child would reach out to them like Kanan but no

[lefty]

the spiders were pretty badass, i thought the child would reach out to them like Kanan but no

Kanan had training tbh

[leemajors]

Kanan had training tbh

A few minutes from Bendu

[lefty]

A few minutes from Bendu
But it's the motherfucking Bendu

[leemajors]

But it's the motherfucking Bendu

:tu

[lefty]

FINALLY a good episode

Took them long enough

[leemajors]

FINALLY a good episode

Took them long enough

Yeah pretty rad. As far as Ahsoka knows there’s only on Jedi left tbh

[lefty]

Yeah pretty rad. As far as Ahsoka knows there’s only on Jedi left tbh

I wonder if that means Ezra is dead or not

It was cool to see Bo Katan, I knew she would appear in season 2 but not this early
She’s played by the same actress who voiced her in Clone Wars and SW Rebels , ans she looks like her because the animated version was based on said actress

[leemajors]

I wonder if that means Ezra is dead or not

It was cool to see Bo Katan, I knew she would appear in season 2 but not this early
She’s played by the same actress who voiced her in Clone Wars and SW Rebels , ans she looks like her because the animated version was based on said actress

I hope he isn't. Do we know whether she has left to find him at this point?

[lefty]

I hope he isn't. Do we know whether she has left to find him at this point?
we don’t know yet
it would be cool if Ezra made a surprise appear in Mandalorian but I doubt it

I think Ahsoka might die, either in this show or in a standalone Tano show

My theory is she and Ezra eventually die since we hear their voices in Rise of Skywalkwe

[leemajors]

we don’t know yet
it would be cool if Ezra made a surprise appear in Mandalorian but I doubt it

I think Ahsoka might die, either in this show or in a standalone Tano show

My theory is she and Ezra eventually die since we hear their voices in Rise of Skywalkwe

Hrmm, dunno about that with the World Between Worlds that they have to be deceased to be heard in those situations.

[Blake]

Lol the Bosch cameo was awesome but damn he looked seriously sunburnt.

Starbuck was a nice cameo too.

[Blake]

Timothy Olyphant's character is actually from the book series, apparently in the book he used mandalorian armor to retake his city like in that episode but they never said it was Boba Fett's

Bonus info his fucked up speeder was made from a podracer engine that's why it looked the way it did

Olyphant of course also played a marshal in "Justified"

[leemajors]

Carl Weathers did a great job directing.

[Blake]

Carl Weathers did a great job directing.

Lol so did Bryce Dallas Howard on the previous episode. I wonder if we'll see an appearance.

[lefty]

yup both have done a good job

Howard also did a great job in Season 1

[lefty]

Looks like we might be getting Tano this week after all

https://www.comicbookmovie.com/tv/star_wars/the_mandalorian/the-mandalorian-runtime-for-this-fridays-episode-rumored-to-introduce-spoiler-revealed-a180332#gs.lqucs8

[lefty]

Well





I’m satisfied

[leemajors]

Well





I’m satisfied

Same, Filoni did it well. I hope things go the way I want, but dropping Thrawn in was good.

[Trainwreck2100]

Well





I’m satisfied

Depressing as fuck to see old ass Michael Biehn

[lefty]

Same, Filoni did it well. I hope things go the way I want, but dropping Thrawn in was good.

YeahI was expecting Thrawn and potentially Ezra to eventually show up in this show, the way Star Wars Rebels ended
This is great

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Lol so did Bryce Dallas Howard on the previous episode. I wonder if we'll see an appearance.

Mmmm

[chunticakes]

Lol so did Bryce Dallas Howard on the previous episode. I wonder if we'll see an appearance.

Agreed. We need some Bryce Dallas Howard and some more of Katee Sackhoff, tbh.

[lefty]

https://i.ibb.co/7XSC6gy/053-DB9-E7-A91-A-4-A14-B437-E33177466-EF7.jpg

I like that we have western stuff with Mando and Samurai stuff with Ahsoka

[leemajors]

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/11/rosario-dawson-dave-filoni-mandalorian-ahsoka-tano-grogu


That quest, we learn, is a search for the villain Grand Admiral Thrawn. The last time fans saw Ahsoka was this spring’s finale of The Clone Wars, but in the actual Star Wars chronology, the last time we saw her was at the end of Rebels, venturing off with Sabine Wren to find Ezra Bridger, who vanished along with Thrawn. Where does that scene fit in with where we find her in The Mandalorian?

Filoni: Right. But no, it’s an interesting one… That’s not necessarily chronological. I think the thing that people will most not understand is they want to go in a linear fashion, but as I learned as a kid, nothing in Star Wars really works in a linear fashion. You do [Episodes] Four, Five and Six and then One, Two, and Three. So in the vein of that history, when you look at the epilogue of Rebels you don’t really know how much time has passed. So, it’s possible that the story I’m telling in The Mandalorian actually takes place prior to that. Possible. I’m saying it’s possible.

[leemajors]

That was cool.

[lefty]

That was cool.

yep great episode tbh

[Trainwreck2100]

Seeing shit like this makes me so pissed at how bad the sequels were, Boba fucking Fett is the first character from the OT who didn't come off as a bitch.

[lefty]

, Boba fucking Fett is the first character from the OT who didn't come off as a bitch.

Went out like a bitch in ROTJ though

[Blake]

Went out like a bitch in ROTJ though

Yeah the corny slapstick with blind Han hitting BFs jetpack was godawful

[lefty]

If a few years ago someone had posted that Boba Fett gets in full armor after ROTJ and goes on a mission to save a baby version of Yoda from Imperial remnants it would have gotten laughed out of here as crazy internet fan fiction.

[Texas_Ranger]

with the way the stormtroopers are performing i find it hard to believe the Empire was so powerful. I guess the creators really liked those memes of them over the years.

[Trainwreck2100]

Went out like a bitch in ROTJ though
Better than going out like a bitch the way Han Solo did

[Blake]

with the way the stormtroopers are performing i find it hard to believe the Empire was so powerful. I guess the creators really liked those memes of them over the years.

Reminds me of the Cobra lackey soldiers in GI Joe

[Reck]

Season 1 was great. Season 2 has been....run of the mill, tbh.

[Reck]

Oh shut up, faggot.

Knew this was going to hit a nerve with you which make my posting that even sweeter. :lol mono

[Reck]

:lmao Hoobastank fan pretending like he was trolling about having dogshit taste.

It only made you post in record time, didn't it?

How much of a loser do you have to be to get bother about someone liking season 1 more than the second? Koriwhat tier level poster.

[Reck]

:lmao


:lmao :lmao

Boiled down posts with a side of derpism of claiming victories on a random anonymous online board at night. Very stable

Give up trolling.

[lefty]

Season 1 was great. Season 2 has been....run of the mill, tbh.

Slow start but the last 2 episodes have been great imo
And I think it’s got get even better now that the stakes have finally been raised a little

[Darth_Pelican]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/67dbef6207d570e3187e6416bb8d029d/tenor.gif?itemid=19441131

[lefty]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/67dbef6207d570e3187e6416bb8d029d/tenor.gif?itemid=19441131

Boba is a one man wrecking crew

[Trainwreck2100]

Boba is a one man wrecking crew

Except he really was aiming for the other one

[Xevious]

Yeah the corny slapstick with blind Han hitting BFs jetpack was godawful
Tbh Boba Fett was never portrayed as a badass or one-man wrecking crew in the OT. It was the strange level of popularity he had with fanfiction writing nerds that led Lucas to include him and Jango in the prequels.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hmm

[lefty]

Tbh Boba Fett was never portrayed as a badass or one-man wrecking crew in the OT. It was the strange level of popularity he had with fanfiction writing nerds that led Lucas to include him and Jango in the prequels.

Interesting tbh

[lefty]

Except he really was aiming for the other one
That was funny tbh

[Chumpette]

https://i.redd.it/39ne8qpiuxf41.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://i.redd.it/39ne8qpiuxf41.jpg

Who's alt are you?

[Millennial_Messiah]

lol alts

[lefty20]

That was a damn good episode.