***OFFICIAL Week 11 Game Thread, Sponsored By Sapphire, birthstone for September

[SpursforSix]

Off the top of my head...

Dallas at Detroit
Saints play the Bucs somewhere
And Pittsburgh plays this Thursday night.

[benefactor]

Pretty shitty slate of games tbh. Houston at Baltimore is easily the game of the week.

[spurraider21]

Chiefs/Chargers monday night in mexico should be good. chargers looked like shit last week but they beat the crap out of green bay the week before. i imagine they bounce back off the mini-bye

jags colts should be good if brissett plays. patriots eagles too

pulling for:

raiders over bengals
cleveland over pittsburgh
jags over colts
vikings over broncos
texans over ravens (want houston to run away with AFC-S, as they have tiebreaker over us)
rams over bears
chargers over cheifs

[Millennial_Messiah]

All I know is this one is very unlikely to reach the activity of the last 2 weeks' game threads because the games in general, especially the primetime games, just aren't up to par from the last couple weeks.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Pretty shitty slate of games tbh. Houston at Baltimore is easily the game of the week.

I like Watson but I don't think Houston has a snowball's chance, unfortunately.

[benefactor]

Of course you think that.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Of course you think that.

I think the Ravens are the most complete team in football. They have easily the best secondary and best running game, they're pretty unstoppable and they're better than the Patriots.

[Darth_Pelican]

All I know is this one is very unlikely to reach the activity of the last 2 weeks' game threads because the games in general, especially the primetime games, just aren't up to par from the last couple weeks.

Why is this so important to you? Maybe you should go attend a game every now and then, or go watch with friends at a house party or sports bar.

[benefactor]

I think the Ravens are the most complete team in football. They have easily the best secondary and best running game, they're pretty unstoppable and they're better than the Patriots.
Houston will load up on the run(3rd in the league at stopping it) and make them win in the air...and Houston is getting all their injured secondary players back. McKinney and Cunningham are two of the best run stopping linebackers in the league. The offensive line is healthy again too. Houston might lose, but you are talking like they are the Bengals. It will be a close game that will come down to late execution.

[spurraider21]

Why is this so important to you? Maybe you should go attend a game every now and then, or go watch with friends at a house party or sports bar.
:lol tbh

[chunticakes]

All I know is this one is very unlikely to reach the activity of the last 2 weeks' game threads because the games in general, especially the primetime games, just aren't up to par from the last couple weeks.

Your shitty game day threads are literally you taking to yourself Andy.

[benefactor]

Why is this so important to you? Maybe you should go attend a game every now and then, or go watch with friends at a house party or sports bar.
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[FrostKing]

I think the Ravens are the most complete team in football. They have easily the best secondary and best running game, they're pretty unstoppable and they're better than the Patriots.
2013 49ers already tried to win a SB with a suspect passer and they had a far better defense + running back

[SpursforSix]

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Looks like an Avante victim.

[Darth_Pelican]

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: Pittsburgh @ Cleveland (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Night: Chicago @ LA Rams (NBC)
Monday Night: Kansas City vs LA Chargers (in Mexico City) (ESPN)

Byes: Green Bay, NY Giants, Seattle, Tennessee


CBS EARLY
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Houston @ Baltimore
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

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Denver @ Minnesota
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

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Buffalo @ Miami
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Jacksonville @ Indianapolis
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton



CBS LATE
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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New England @ Philadelphia
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Cincinnati @ Oakland
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green



FOX SINGLE
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Dallas @ Detroit
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

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Atlanta @ Carolina
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

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NY Jets @ Washington
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

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New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Arizona @ San Francisco (LATE)
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

[Darth_Pelican]

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[benefactor]

Hargraves to the Texans. The CB reclamation project continues. Conley has actually been pretty good, so we'll see how this one goes. It's zero risk tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Houston will load up on the run(3rd in the league at stopping it) and make them win in the air...and Houston is getting all their injured secondary players back. McKinney and Cunningham are two of the best run stopping linebackers in the league. The offensive line is healthy again too. Houston might lose, but you are talking like they are the Bengals. It will be a close game that will come down to late execution.

I appreciate your usage of logic.

I think McKinney is basically a Donta Hightower type of bigger slow linebacker that is great against the run up the middle but struggles with the Ravens' side to side stuff because of the east-west rushing attack of the Ravens. Those linebackers are similar to the Pats big linebackers. You need a bunch of Deion Jones and Jordan Hicks types to beat the Ravens because they're smaller, more agile and quicker.

Houston's secondary isn't good. It's been their big weakness (along with the OL) for many years now. I'd say Eric Reid's little bro is their best player but it's not a good unit.

Houston is definitely not the Bughals, but it's going to have to be a Watson show in the upper 30s or 40s scoring for the Texans to win.

I hope you guys lose this one but beat the Cheatriots, because I don't think the Brady Bunch wins At Baltimore. They'd win a rematch in Foxboro Boston, though.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I remember last time Dallas went to Detroit. Late October 2013. I cried my way out of the dorm hall building.

[GAustex]

It will be a good week for you MM
Rodgers won’t be able to eviscerate anyone.

[benefactor]

I appreciate your usage of logic.

I think McKinney is basically a Donta Hightower type of bigger slow linebacker that is great against the run up the middle but struggles with the Ravens' side to side stuff because of the east-west rushing attack of the Ravens. Those linebackers are similar to the Pats big linebackers. You need a bunch of Deion Jones and Jordan Hicks types to beat the Ravens because they're smaller, more agile and quicker.

Houston's secondary isn't good. It's been their big weakness (along with the OL) for many years now. I'd say Eric Reid's little bro is their best player but it's not a good unit.

Houston is definitely not the Bughals, but it's going to have to be a Watson show in the upper 30s or 40s scoring for the Texans to win.

I hope you guys lose this one but beat the Cheatriots, because I don't think the Brady Bunch wins At Baltimore. They'd win a rematch in Foxboro Boston, though.
That's where Cunningham comes in. He has really good side to side speed and is the best open field tackler on the team. And getting Roby and Gipson back is big for the secondary. In the time Gipson played he was better than Reid...plus Conley is playing well now that he can play man. It's now it's probably a just above average secondary, good enough to hold down a Ravens team that relies more on Jackson's legs than his arm.

The offensive line with Tunsil is a whole new animal. He's currently sporting a 94% pass block win rate which is tied for first in the league with Trent Brown. He combined with rookie phenom Tytus Howard have anchored what is possibly as a collective the best offensive line this team has ever had.

Again, it will be a good game. Hopefully there's not too much ref interference and both teams bring their best play.

[Mark Celibate]

I remember last time Dallas went to Detroit. Late October 2013. I cried my way out of the dorm hall building.

rofl the Calvin Johnson 300 yard receiving game. We had some of the most embarrassing losses in franchise history that season because of the historically shitty defense

[Millennial_Messiah]

rofl the Calvin Johnson 300 yard receiving game. We had some of the most embarrassing losses in franchise history that season because of the historically shitty defense

And the historically shitty decision making like pass pass pass punt whenever we had a 2+ score lead in the 4th

[Mark Celibate]

And the historically shitty decision making like pass pass pass punt whenever we had a 2+ score lead in the 4th

I think Murray was out that game, and they had no suitable replace that year so Bot gets a pass from me this game by abandoning the run. no receiver should ever get over 300 yards receiving, Stafford was just heaving jump balls into double coverage the whole game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I think Murray was out that game, and they had no suitable replace that year so Bot gets a pass from me this game by abandoning the run. no receiver should ever get over 300 yards receiving, Stafford was just heaving jump balls into double coverage the whole game.

Murray was out that game. Jeff Heath, it was his coming out party (not in a good way) ironically in his home city, and was playing both safety and corner that game because of injuries in the secondary (Claiborne, etc) and Carr was just atrocious as well.

But Murray was just fine for the Green Bay debacle where we lost to a 4-touchdown comeback by the great Aaron Ro--- whoops, I meant Matt Flynn. :lol

[Mark Celibate]

Murray was out that game. Jeff Heath, it was his coming out party (not in a good way) ironically in his home city, and was playing both safety and corner that game because of injuries in the secondary (Claiborne, etc) and Carr was just atrocious as well.

But Murray was just fine for the Green Bay debacle where we lost to a 4-touchdown comeback by the great Aaron Ro--- whoops, I meant Matt Flynn. :lol

yep , by far The Bot's worst game of his career...much worse than icing his own kicker. Maybe one of the biggest coaching meltdowns ever tbh

[leemajors]

Hopefully Chido matches up with Golladay

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hopefully Chido matches up with Golladay

:lol so he can get buttfucked again? We saw how that went last year

[Millennial_Messiah]

benefactor

Houston Texans just claimed star cornerback Vernon Hargreaves off waivers. That definitely makes their secondary much better, he is a true #1 shutdown CB with early 1st round pedigree, 11th overall pick in 2016.

Now, question is how to pay him?

[SuperCam]

benefactor (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284)

Houston Texans just claimed star cornerback Vernon Hargreaves off waivers. That definitely makes their secondary much better, he is a true #1 shutdown CB with early 1st round pedigree, 11th overall pick in 2016.

Now, question is how to pay him?

"Star" :lmao

last memory i have of him is CMCMVP ending his life

https://twitter.com/JeffEisenband/status/1183404641415061506

[Millennial_Messiah]

"Star" :lmao

last memory i have of him is CMCMVP ending his life

https://twitter.com/JeffEisenband/status/1183404641415061506
:lol judging a corner by his tackling/ run pursuit ability

[benefactor]

Much like Conley he's more of a man corner and not a zone corner which is why he has struggled. There's also been rumors related to effort. It would be nice if he worked out and wound up replacing Joseph eventually. Right now he will have to prove himself. Roby, Joseph and Conley are all ahead of him.

[benefactor]

I doubt that he will play on a few days notice, but he'll have his chances over the next few weeks and the playoffs. He's locked up for next season too and Houston has cap space. Like I said, zero risk.

[spurraider21]

brett kollman :tu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVASptuzSaU&

[spurraider21]

Much like Conley he's more of a man corner and not a zone corner which is why he has struggled. There's also been rumors related to effort. It would be nice if he worked out and wound up replacing Joseph eventually. Right now he will have to prove himself. Roby, Joseph and Conley are all ahead of him.
he's got all the physical talent he would need. would flash all the time, too. but never put it together, blown assignments, etc. i think the raiders prematurely gave up on him, but so far Trayvon Mullen (2nd round rookie) has come in and performed better in that same spot.

[spurraider21]

Pittsburgh down 14-0 to Cleveland.... nice.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Here we go Brownies!! F the Squealers.

[Millennial_Messiah]

"Spear Chuckin' Steve" Wilks dialed up some good stuff on D tonight.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Much like Conley he's more of a man corner and not a zone corner which is why he has struggled. There's also been rumors related to effort. It would be nice if he worked out and wound up replacing Joseph eventually. Right now he will have to prove himself. Roby, Joseph and Conley are all ahead of him.
I feel like too many of those smaller athletic guys just go to waste in a zone scheme when their agility, bend and speed would scream man to man. If you want to shutdown with a zone scheme you need the bigger Seattle style corners that eat up so much space that they can clog up most of the holes with their size and threat of a big hit if the receivers dare try to catch one in the hole of the zone.

I also feel like Jonathan Joseph has been around since I was in middle school. And I'm almost 26

[Millennial_Messiah]

you love how the Browns/Cavs fans chant "PITTSBURGH SUCKS!" when they've just beaten them for the first time since 2014

[GAustex]

Brawl

[Trill Clinton]

Pitt needs Kaep ASAP

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[phxspurfan]

:lol it's a foul to take another player's helmet off and use it as a weapon

thanks captain obvious

[GAustex]

Brawl
Got dam
Miles got a screw loose

[Millennial_Messiah]

YAY

PISTONS PACERS ENDING!!! Love it

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Pistons-Pacers
:lmao Stoolers-Browns


Someone just nuke the Rust Belt already?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Myles Garrett should be gone from the NFL for attempted murder. Just sickening.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rudolph 6 game suspension
Ogunjobi 6 game suspension
Garrett lifetime banishment (not you, Ginger Jason :()

1 game suspension for another handful of guys involved on both sides.

That's what I'd do

[Millennial_Messiah]

Myles Garrett should be gone from the NFL for attempted murder. Just sickening.

I suggest lifetime banishment, but he'll probably get just the rest of the season like Burfict did.

[GAustex]

Is that criminal offense?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Baker sounds like a true professional there.

Garrett is the new Ron Artest :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is that criminal offense?

did Ron Artest do any time for 11/17/2004? nope, and he was back on the court in '05-06.

I believe it's Garrett's first time major offense, so he'll be back next year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Also stupid on the refs for not just calling the game and making them play out the 4th down and that last :05 on top of it after the benches and media had cleared.

Surprised no popcorn or chairs fell on the Steelers as they exited

[GAustex]

Swinging a weapon, not fists, with intent to harm. Is not that what happened?

[GAustex]

Miles just lost huge $

[FrostKing]

LOL browns are such scumbags. The city of perennial losers.

[Arcadian]

:lol

[spurraider21]

:tu good that the steelers lost, because fuck them in general but also for wildcard positioning

rudolph should be suspended for at least 2 games imo
that other cleveland lineman that knocked down rudolph should get 2 games

the 2 steelers O-Lineman beating the shit out of garrett on the ground should get 1 game imo

garrett for the season easily

[spurraider21]

also, best comment i read on the issue:

Josh Gordon will somehow be suspended for this

[Millennial_Messiah]

Miles just lost huge $

We'll see how he does in 2020. 10 sacks in 10 games for 2019. He was going to the hall of fame, now that's in jeopardy

[Millennial_Messiah]

:tu good that the steelers lost, because fuck them in general but also for wildcard positioning

rudolph should be suspended for at least 2 games imo
that other cleveland lineman that knocked down rudolph should get 2 games

the 2 steelers O-Lineman beating the shit out of garrett on the ground should get 1 game imo

garrett for the season easily

Agree on Rudolph. For the Steelers, Pouncey should get 3-6 games. He threw a ton of punches like a madman, kicked helmets and justified it in the press conference after the game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

also, best comment i read on the issue:

Josh Gordon will somehow be suspended for this

& a 6 game suspension for Zeke.

[FlAVaK]

https://youtu.be/eef-l5pcEIk

[chunticakes]

What if Garrett did that to Tom Brady? :lol

In any event, they're going to crucify him for this. I think he should be suspended indefinitely, not just this year. Set a date 12 months from now to allow him to submit an a application to be reinstated. That was assault. I'm not sure the police should stay out of this. If you were to hit someone in the street with a helmet you'd probably go to jail. :lol

Still, I wonder what Rudolph did to make Garret react like that.

[spurraider21]

What if Garrett did that to Tom Brady? :lol

In any event, they're going to crucify him for this. I think he should be suspended indefinitely, not just this year. Set a date 12 months from now to allow him to submit an a application to be reinstated. That was assault. I'm not sure the police should stay out of this. If you were to hit someone in the street with a helmet you'd probably go to jail. :lol

Still, I wonder what Rudolph did to make Garret react like that.
Yeah it should extend beyond this season tbh

[FrostKing]

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[Play Boban]

Blaming the victim smh
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[SpursforSix]

LOL browns are such scumbags. The city of perennial losers.

That hit on Johnson was brutal also. I'm sure Randall will miss a couple of games.

Browns visit Pitt in a couple of weeks. That should be fun.

[Mark Celibate]

Rudolph 6 game suspension
Ogunjobi 6 game suspension
Garrett lifetime banishment (not you, Ginger Jason :()

1 game suspension for another handful of guys involved on both sides.

That's what I'd do

Fuck...got excited for a sec

[SpursforSix]

Fuck...got excited for a sec

I think this probably caused all CB fans to daydream about the idea.

[Mark Celibate]

I'd be surprised if it goes beyond this season tbh

I remember Albert Haynesworth stomping Andre Gurode's head in 2006 and only got five games ( a record at the time). This one is about as bad as the stomp. Albert Haynesworth's attack is worse imo, because it was seemingly random and unprovoked as Gurode was just laying there on the ground

[Millennial_Messiah]

What if Garrett did that to Tom Brady? :lol

In any event, they're going to crucify him for this. I think he should be suspended indefinitely, not just this year. Set a date 12 months from now to allow him to submit an a application to be reinstated. That was assault. I'm not sure the police should stay out of this. If you were to hit someone in the street with a helmet you'd probably go to jail. :lol

Still, I wonder what Rudolph did to make Garret react like that.

I agree. The hit on the naked head with the helmet was felony battery, aside from any assault. What if it hit Rudolph in the eye? Probably a couple inches away from sending Rudolph to the hospital in a bloody mess from a Saw movie and permanently disfiguring or even blinding him.

Full year banishment, let him re-apply after he's served 16 games. And if you're going to send a guy like Mychal Kendricks to jail for over a year, how could you argue that last night's attack wasn't much more egregious than what Kendricks did?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Looks like Rudolph isn't going to sue Garrett. Pussy

[FrostKing]

Imagine your favorite sports league is strongarmed by a fuckin rapper

https://i.ibb.co/52wq98b/56618.jpg

[Chris]

Welp Stafford apparently is out so easy win right?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Welp Stafford apparently is out so easy win right?

It's the type of game Garrett plays down to the competition for. Don't be surprised if it's tight

[JasonGarrett]

It's the type of game Garrett plays down to the competition for. Don't be surprised if it's tight

I know where you're going with this....going with this.....

Look, I get it....I know we lost to Matt Flynn in 2013 with a 23 point lead because I got a hard-on watching Tony Romo throw the football....but I'm determined to not make that mistake again....I was programmed to always try and establish the run....establish the run....from that point on

That's why you see head-scratching calls such as running two running plays for -3 yards against the Vikings on our final drive after Dak was unstoppable through the air....

I don't care if Dak is 30/30 with 800 yards passing and 8 TD's....we're establishing the effing run....the effing run....even if it means losing the game.....losing the game....

[Millennial_Messiah]

I know where you're going with this....going with this.....

Look, I get it....I know we lost to Matt Flynn in 2013 with a 23 point lead because I got a hard-on watching Tony Romo throw the football....but I'm determined to not make that mistake again....I was programmed to always try and establish the run....establish the run....from that point on

That's why you see head-scratching calls such as running two running plays for -3 yards against the Vikings on our final drive after Dak was unstoppable through the air....

I don't care if Dak is 30/30 with 800 yards passing and 8 TD's....we're establishing the effing run....the effing run....even if it means losing the game.....losing the game....

:lol 25 point lead, dingus.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Just thankful we finally get a Cowboys game at the regular time. Sick of having nothing but primetime games.

[Mark Celibate]

:lol The Bot not having the team ready to play per par etc

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao 8 Year / $120 Million Fumble Faggot :lmao

[Mark Celibate]

Easily Bot's worst season of his career thus far. Mega-stacked team with a ridiculously easy schedule, bad division, etc but only 5-4 and come out looking like shit every single game outside of the Philadelphia one.

They've just "out-talented" all the bad teams in the second half, and end up losing to all the good ones

[Millennial_Messiah]

Easily Bot's worst season of his career thus far. Mega-stacked team with a ridiculously easy schedule, bad division, etc but only 5-4 and come out looking like shit every single game outside of the Philadelphia one.

They've just "out-talented" all the bad teams in the second half, and end up losing to all the good ones
Even the Philadelphia game was sheer luck more than good coaching. 2 fluky ass fumbles (one on a bad snap) in the first quarter, otherwise that game might have gone south. :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Also Mega LOL @ Bo Scarbrough (former Cowboys 7th round pick 2 years ago) being the better RB in this game.

[JasonGarrett]

Here at the Dallas Football Cowboys we preach accountability....accountability....but when we pay you $120 million out the wazoo....we let the accountability slide a little bit....

[Mark Celibate]

:lol fuck me, I don't know if I can stomach watching another game where they make a fluky comeback against a shit team. Just thinking of The Bot grinning at the end of the game as he's bailed out again with his clapping and touchdown shoves makes me want to vomit

[Chris]

More like they get up for division games and just mail it against anything else (Jets)

[Chris]

Here at the Dallas Football Cowboys we preach accountability....accountability....but when we pay you $120 million out the wazoo....we let the accountability slide a little bit....

all three phases... all three phases

[Millennial_Messiah]

How Bout them Cowboys folks?

[Chris]

Love it when the returner gives up on the 10 free yards and runs sideways then backwards for a loss of yards

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol timeouts and pre snap penalties

[Mark Celibate]

this commentator is a moron. Dak Prescott isn't Adrian Peterson

[Spurtacular]

I knew this was a trap game. Should've taken that +10 for Denver.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao all that long drive, for a shitty field goal

[Millennial_Messiah]

I knew this was a trap game. Should've taken that +10 for Denver.
and this is one the Vikes absolutely must not lose.

[Clipper Nation]

OJ Howard just had one of the dumbest turnovers in NFL history.

[Chris]

Witten got held for like 5 seconds

[benefactor]

Ugly game. O'Brien regressing to the mean

[Chris]

how do you drop that :lol

[Chris]

Pollard

[Millennial_Messiah]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but..... More Prescott Less Zeke?

[Chris]

more Pollard and Gallup

[Millennial_Messiah]

WTF is up with the Panthers and Vikings? At home against atrocious competition, they should blow out that fodder, :lol :bang

[Spurtacular]

Fire Zimmer

[phxspurfan]

Minnesota with 0 points at home...Lizzo ain't gonna like this

[Spurtacular]

Packer Refs just making sh** up to keep drives going now, too.

[phxspurfan]

Galluping Goose

[Chris]

Cobb

[phxspurfan]

^ got fucked up

[Chris]

Cobb

[Spurtacular]

Packer Refs just making sh** up to keep drives going now, too.

:lmao Having to reverse themselves after the plant made up the BS call.

[Millennial_Messiah]

More Prescott Less Zeke!!

[Chris]

Zeke is a complimentary piece

skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup!

[Spurtacular]

Abdullah insists on not doing the touchback six yards deep and makes it all the way to the 17 before coughing up the ball.

:bang Let's not try to make it a two-score game, let's go for a four-score game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fire Zimmer
Yeah, today is 100% vindication that the abominable stinker at home vs a terrible AFC fodder in Buffalo last year, wasn't a fluke.

It's too bad because I fucking hate the Pukers and the Vikings have a better overall roster.

[Spurtacular]

Packer Ref just wasting four seconds and our timeout.

[Spurtacular]

Cousins just having a picnic in that pocket. Fukking trash.

[Spurtacular]

Cousins with a six-yard checkdown on 3rd and 23. What a fucking bum. Vikings actually punting with nine seconds on the clock. Fucking putz.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cousins just having a picnic in that pocket. Fukking trash.
Throw the mother fucking ball. _enver is trash, 3-6 last place AFC fodder garbage. WTF is this? Also the Atlanta-Carolina game, WTF?

[Spurtacular]

Esiasin seriously giving McCaffrey shit for 8 carries for 36 yards?

[Mark Celibate]

Listening to the commentators in this one is sickening. No doubt Jerry is paying them off to not criticize the team (also they apparently have to show Jones like every five plays)...Disgusting how they can be so intellectually dishonest by saying things like "we have no idea how a team this talented can be 5-4" while ignoring the elephant in the room

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rf9tD5tkLnE/WXegh3n67GI/AAAAAAABHKw/1gUc4sKDYTonzdIXnuXs5oYaveYKL3OhACLcBGAs/s1600/funnyfunny.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

fuck denver tbh... why didn't they do this to green gay?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Listening to the commentators in this one is sickening. No doubt Jerry is paying them off to not criticize the team (also they apparently have to show Jones like every five plays)...Disgusting how they can be so intellectually dishonest by saying things like "we have no idea how a team this talented can be 5-4" while ignoring the elephant in the room


Kevin Burkhardt has been this way since they promoted him to #2 dog in 2013. I'm not a fan of him. Prefer Kenny Albert, tbh. I guess Burkhardt is better than Dick Stockton.

[SuperCam]

Twinkie melting down for the last time, tbh. And to believe you Cam haters were big enough retards to think he was holding this team back :lmao

[benefactor]

Looks like you were right Andrew.

:lol Texans...again

[Millennial_Messiah]

Looks like you were right Andrew.

:lol Texans...again
Baltimore is better than New England, tbh.

Texans are still the best team in the division by a good margin IMO and they'll win 11+ games

[Mark Celibate]

Dak looking like regular season 2013 Peyton Manning out there so look for The Bot to dial it back and "establish the run" in the second half

[Millennial_Messiah]

Stefon Diggs with 0-0-0-0 Goose eggs across the board and Thielen isn't even playing :lmao

:lmao Viqueens

[Chris]

wtf :lol

[Spurtacular]

Vikes shouldve been doing a go route to Diggs on every drive.

[Chris]

Just another backup QB dotting us up

[Spurtacular]

Is it possible to do some sort of drug at halftime to get over a hangover?

Vikes were obviously partying all weekend.

[Millennial_Messiah]

can't fucking give up a 3rd & 14 conversion faggotboys :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is it possible to do some sort of drug at halftime to get over a hangover?

Vikes were obviously partying all weekend.
still have a LONG way to go to get back in the game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Time for Prescott to lead the #1 offense downfield to carry this sorry defense tbh.

[MultiTroll]

:lol Lamar Jackson prophets and haters.

Poor Watson having to run this sad sack offense.

[Chris]

Cobb

[Spurtacular]

still have a LONG way to go to get back in the game.

A good defensive stand for a change.

[Spurtacular]

Unfucking real. Jumping on 4th and 3.

[Spurtacular]

Vikings DBs are the sh** part of our defense.

[Chris]

Another no name RB carving up our defense

[Spurtacular]

Cousins passing on throwing it to the guy open to pass it to the guy covered two yards behind him. SMH

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Michael Butthead just cost the Cowboys the game.

[Spurtacular]

What a shit call for that 2-point conversion.

[Millennial_Messiah]

More Prescott Less Elliott please

[Millennial_Messiah]

What a shit call for that 2-point conversion.
when you don't have your alpha receiver it's dumbed down.

I don't think you could have relied on 2 two point conversions anyway. Probably better off not getting it, though they would have been best off kicking the PAT.

[Millennial_Messiah]

they need to get Abdullah off the team NOW

[Spurtacular]

when you don't have your alpha receiver it's dumbed down.

I don't think you could have relied on 2 two point conversions anyway. Probably better off not getting it, though they would have been best off kicking the PAT.

A forward lateral to a cutting cook is not a two-yard play on goal line. It's something for soft coverage. Zimmer just has his head is up his ass.

And the execution was crap on top of that. It was telegraphed. Not one Bronco was fooled.

[Spurtacular]

they need to get Abdullah off the team NOW

Two fumbles on special teams.

[Spurtacular]

Vikes shouldve been doing a go route to Diggs on every drive.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Finally Diggs coming alive.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Two fumbles on special teams.
That's Muslims for you, tbh.

[Chris]

Elliott doing the Dak warmup in the endzone :lol

[Spurtacular]

Vikes may have shot their load; but we'll see.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Prescott is a magician out there.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Good news for the Vikes is McManis has always been trash in clutch situations.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Just 1 more TD drive, Cousins. Please.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't see anyone beating Baltimore this year. It's a shame they lost to the Browns week 4, bad loss.

[Millennial_Messiah]

NICE! Vikings lead. Now will their defense hold? The QB on the other side is trash.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Seriously. FUCK OFF _Enver for even being in the game when they're not supposed to be

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cousins FINALLY earning his money. These are the games that you judge Cousins by; anybody can be a front runner.

[Spurtacular]

:bang Rhodes not containing on the tackle and letting them convert 3rd and 13.

[Millennial_Messiah]

seriously, fuck off denver. You had your day in the sun, just mail it in now

[Chinook]

I don't see anyone beating Baltimore this year. It's a shame they lost to the Browns week 4, bad loss.

They are a buzz saw right now. Don't think the team has ever looked this dominant, not even in 2000. But all it takes is one game. They didn't look great to start the game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK off denver... 4th down conversion, seriously?

[Spurtacular]

Broncos were really dumb to not do the field position game. But they were rewarded with that typical soft Zimmer coverage.

[Clipper Nation]

Can't get too excited about the Ravens when we all know they're just losing to the Patriots when it matters, tbh. They'll probably make Lamar look like last year's playoff Lamar.

[Chris]

Can the defense stop this relentless onslaught from backup QB?

[Chris]

what a dumb fucking penalty

[Spurtacular]

Kearse step for step, but he never had his head up. Lucky that didn't work.

[Spurtacular]

Delayed MLB blitz instead of dropping to coverage?

FUCKING ZIMMER!

[Mark Celibate]

in terms of football knowledge only, Charles Davis is probably the worst color commentator on any of these broadcasts. Guy is just clueless, yet has that "confident ignorance" about him that makes it even more unbearable. Didn't this guy play in the NFL? Probably an affirmative blacktion hire tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

When will Denver just fuck off? seriously

[Spurtacular]

Delayed MLB blitz instead of dropping to coverage?

FUCKING ZIMMER!

Inexplicably running in instead of coverage. That ball is easily blocked if the LB holds his ground.

[Millennial_Messiah]

in terms of football knowledge only, Charles Davis is probably the worst color commentator on any of these broadcasts. Guy is just clueless, yet has that "confident ignorance" about him that makes it even more unbearable. Didn't this guy play in the NFL? Probably an affirmative blacktion hire tbh
He's the Madden color announcer too.

[Spurtacular]

Tre Wayans looking like a good cb for the VIkes. We've been needing one.

[Chinook]

Can't get too excited about the Ravens when we all know they're just losing to the Patriots when it matters, tbh. They'll probably make Lamar look like last year's playoff Lamar.

How do you Denver looking way better without Flacco? That's two teams that improved by moving on in just over a year.

[Spurtacular]

WTF Zimmer!

He takes a timeout at ten seconds to give Denver two or three plays instead of just one!

WHAT A FUCKHEAD

[Robz4000]

:lol still alive

[Spurtacular]

Catch that, Kearse!

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK OFF DENVER. You never belonged in the first place, donkey faggots. Good riddance.

[Spurtacular]

0-99 Teams were when down 20 or more at halftime in the last five years before this one.

[Spurtacular]

WTF Zimmer!

He takes a timeout at ten seconds to give Denver two or three plays instead of just one!

WHAT A FUCKHEAD

Total fuckhead timeout. Denver might not have snapped that 'til :04 and did a hasty running play or extended pocket play to end the game. Zimmer literally took it from one play to three. Dude is such shit.

[Millennial_Messiah]

WTF Zimmer!

He takes a timeout at ten seconds to give Denver two or three plays instead of just one!

WHAT A FUCKHEAD
Not to mention giving up not one but THREE 4th down conversions, PLUS a 3rd & 13 conversion on that godawful final drive. This defense sucks. Cousins is great, though.

Seriously though... I don't get how you almost let a league bottom feeder come into your own building and kick your ass?

[Pelicans78]

Not to mention giving up not one but THREE 4th down conversions, PLUS a 3rd & 13 conversion on that godawful final drive. This defense sucks. Cousins is great, though.

Seriously though... I don't get how you almost let a league bottom feeder come into your own building and kick your ass?

How did the Cowboys lose to the Jets?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The NFC East has made Sam Darnold look like a quality NFL QB.

[Robz4000]

So this is the fumblefaggot game of the week.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Let's go Wentz!

[Millennial_Messiah]

How did the Cowboys lose to the Jets?
It was a bad loss, but at least it wasn't at home.

:lmao Failcons

[Spurtacular]

Not to mention giving up not one but THREE 4th down conversions, PLUS a 3rd & 13 conversion on that godawful final drive. This defense sucks. Cousins is great, though.

Seriously though... I don't get how you almost let a league bottom feeder come into your own building and kick your ass?

The defense doesn't suck at all. They're easily top three defense in the league. You're smoking crack.

Zimmer over relies on the blitz at stupid times instead of trusting his secondary, which is improving.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Falcons are undefeated against the NFC South allowing only 6ppg. They got Tampa Bay next week.

[Pelicans78]

It was a bad loss, but at least it wasn't at home.

:lmao Failcons

Still got a better record than the Cowgirls despite the Cowgirls clearly playing an easier schedule. Sad!!!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cincinnati just too good for Oakland.

[AlexJones]

The Patriots have the worst front 7 of any elite defense I've ever seen

[Millennial_Messiah]

Murray is just too good for this league.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Niners

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Patriots have the worst front 7 of any elite defense I've ever seen
It's really big and really slow.

[Spurtacular]

Are the redcoat refs really gonna take away the Eagles touchdown?

[Millennial_Messiah]

THAT'S A TOUCHDOWN CATCH!!!

:pctoss Cheatriot Refs.....

[Millennial_Messiah]

Are the redcoat refs really gonna take away the Eagles touchdown?
That was a clear TD. Knee down with the ball well after he caught it in the endzone.

[Spurtacular]

Redcoats on the road against the 9th best NFC team is pretty much the other underdog. :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Goodell just can't fucking get Brady's cock out of his mouth. Fuck the league.

[Spurtacular]

If I see Brady turning his back like that, I'm jamming that WR. That's not a go route at that point.

[Millennial_Messiah]

wtf Eagles... how do you let the 40 year old grandpa pick up a catch and run 1st down right up the middle on 3rd & 14?

[Millennial_Messiah]

refs bailing out Cheatriots on 3rd & 10... fuck

[Spurtacular]

Red Coat refs with the fake PI to make sure the Red Coats get some points.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Some of these Brady throws look terrible.

[Spurtacular]

Edelman had no play so he just fell to the ground; and Red Coat ref obliged. Par.

[Millennial_Messiah]

1. Michel is a bad receiver
2. If Folk can hit his FGs that's a huge unexpected boon for the Patriots.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yikes. Eagles missing Sproles badly. That PS squad fumble faggot is a problem.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles lose their best player (Lane Johnson) and have to put in shitty Vaitai. Game over, fuck.

[AlexJones]

Brady is absolutely finished imo. 4 seasons of consistent decline in arm strength, yards per attempt, 3rd down success rate.

[Millennial_Messiah]

How do you not stop #11 on third down? WTF

[Spurtacular]

Brady is absolutely finished imo. 4 seasons of consistent decline in arm strength, yards per attempt, 3rd down success rate.

There's a difference in playing in perfect condition Super Bowls and windy Philly TBH.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Brady is absolutely finished imo. 4 seasons of consistent decline in arm strength, yards per attempt, 3rd down success rate.
& yet they still convert every 3rd and long, just like last year in KC when they had to.

[Spurtacular]

:lol Raiders would be 2-8 in the NFC. Gonna make the playoffs in the AFC.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Of course. Why does everyone drop Brady's picks?

[Spurtacular]

A shame Maddox can't catch.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tampon Tom keeps getting bailed out by sheer luck.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Shit Wentz, fuck you twerp.

[Spurtacular]

Wentz the putz.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles red zone defense clutch again.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Romo is poor this year.

Belichick absolutely made the right timeout. Don't give the other team a chance for a hail mary without giving one up on the other end.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Excellent bounce back game for Garoppolo.

Maybe the Seahawks defense is just pretty good?

[Robz4000]

:lmao Crappolo

[Robz4000]

Excellent bounce back game for Garoppolo.

Maybe the Seahawks defense is just pretty good?

I swear to God, your takes are the kiss of death.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jordan Hicks is still one of the best LBs in the league when healthy. Eagles miss him badly.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Burkhead is a damn good player

[Spurtacular]

Brady a system QB. All this talk about his arm is just people wishing. When he goes away it'll be because he's just too broken and can't escape the pressure.

[Clipper Nation]

Brady is absolutely finished imo. 4 seasons of consistent decline in arm strength, yards per attempt, 3rd down success rate.
They're still sleepwalking their way to another easy Super Bowl win.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Edelman is the best QB for the Patriots.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They're still sleepwalking their way to another easy Super Bowl win.
If Brady goes down with an injury, they'll still win with Edelman at QB.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lane Johnson is the Eagles' Jenga block. Completely wrecked the promising 2016 season when he went out.

[Millennial_Messiah]

why did the 49ers go for two there? just dumb.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I had this game pegged as a loss for the Patriots. Fuck. Now where's their loss going to come from? Next week vs Dallas?

[Darth_Pelican]

Nice bounce back win after last weekend’s fluke.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I hate the idea of running on 1st down from your own goal line.

[AlexJones]

They're still sleepwalking their way to another easy Super Bowl win.

If they had a real QB they'd go 19-0. Brady's holding them back

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is Murray even better than Lamar Jackson?

[Spurtacular]

Philly needs to stop running if they can't get more than 1/2 a yard a run.

[SpursforSix]

I hate the idea of running on 1st down from your own goal line.

Can you just start writing down your random thoughts and consolidating them into just one post?
Thanks.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Deebo Samuel has been all over the field tonight.

[AlexJones]

2019 Brady = Wizards Jordan
2019 Rodgers = Miami Shaq

[SuperCam]

If cheatriots had a black qb instead of this statue they'd be unstoppable tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Man the 49ers are good!

[Millennial_Messiah]

2019 Brady = Wizards Jordan
2019 Rodgers = Miami Shaq
Miami Shaq was still elite. Thinking of Celtics/Cavaliers Shaq?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Agholor must have the most drops of anyone in NFL history.

[Monostradamus]

Passing on Lamar Jackson for Sony Maroney :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck the Cheatriots, tbh.

[Chris]

we need the Eagles to lose breh