Ashlee Simpson doing wonders for her career

[King]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/04/video_ashlee_simpson_gets_drun.html

Drunk in a McDonalds, telling a fan to fuck off unless he kisses her feet - cussing at the employees - and climbing on the counter.

Reminds me of Peter Burns after his NFL show got picked up.

[mookie2001]

well her new album is called "I am me"


"I am me"
thats the name

"I am me"

of her album!






























"I am me"

[TOP-CHERRY]

"I am me"
That's deep.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Wow, she's gone from Hillary Duff to Courtney Love in record time! Congrats Ashley!

[mookie2001]

I have a obsessive hate for ashlee simpson
the name of her FIRST album was "autobiography"
she sold 1 MILLION records on the FIRST day her album came out
the first day
and she doesnt write her lyrics
compose her music
or play an instrument
and she got caught lipsynching

so basically shes an artist in the same way I'm a Republican

[SpursWoman]

Wow, she's gone from Hillary Duff to Courtney Love in record time! Congrats Ashley!


She is Gawd-awful. :lol

[mookie2001]

do any of yall understand that
selling 1 MILLION records on your first album, first day
FIRST album
ONE day
1 MILLION records
amazing

[Oh, Gee!!]

I'd still tap that ass

[batman2883]

i would have kissed her feet and proceded up till i licked her boobs

[Oh, Gee!!]

i would have kissed her feet and proceded up till i licked her boobs


this guy gets it.

[mookie2001]

she has some nice tits, breasts and nipples
juggalos
jugs
juggulars
funbags
breasts

[batman2883]

exactly and she was drunk so she would have went all the way in the restroom at mcdonalds

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

she has some nice tits, breasts and nipples
juggalos
jugs
juggulars
funbags
breasts

I'm surprised the guy with the camera didn't try to get a little Girls Gone Wild moment out of this.

"Ashley, I'll buy you a Big Mac if you show your boobs!"

[tlongII]

You make me wanna.......ah.......ah.........ah.........SCREAM!

[mookie2001]

1,000,000 +
first album
first day

[The sone]

she should be strung up and used for parts...

[Mixability]

do any of yall understand that
selling 1 MILLION records on your first album, first day
FIRST album
ONE day
1 MILLION records
amazing

people should be shot on site when they buy her album... just my take on the whole matter.

Remember the good old days, when people listened to real music.....




like Milli Vanilli...
:lol

[N.Y. Johnny]

Ashelee Simpson should be fucked with a stick

[SWC Bonfire]

You make me wanna.......ah.......ah.........ah.........SCREAM!

Aren't you glad she normally lip syncs? :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

people should be shot on site when they buy her album... just my take on the whole matter.

Remember the good old days, when people listened to real music.....



like Milli Vanilli...
:lol

Yeah, whatever happened to all the good music?

I blame it on the rain.

[Mixability]

I blame it on the rain.

:lol

and i did just literally laugh out loud! and I'm at work, thanks!

[T Park]

Ashelee Simpson should be fucked with a stick

Im sorry,

after reading that I busted out laughing!!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ahahhaha, what a plethora of funny ass posts

sone, ny johnny: :tu

everything about her except her breasts completely disgust me.

[Useruser666]

Calm down mookie, 999,999 records were returned the next day. 1 was lost.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Ashlee Simpson is the poster child for what is wrong with the world today:

She gets her own reality show just because her sister has big round nice full breasts, and she's not too far behind herself. She released an album that went platinum on day fucking one, with no prior concerts or blood pain sweat and tears preceeding it. She doesn't do anything artistic whatsoever. As a result, she becomes famous and rich. I swear to god if I were a parent, and my spawn asked me to buy it something as detestable as an Ashlee Simpson album, I would ground it, punish it, and probably not serve it dinner that night.

[Notorious H.O.P.]

I blame it on the rain.

Too funny. I laughed out loud too.

[SpursWoman]

I swear to god if I were a parent, and my spawn asked me to buy it something as detestable as an Ashlee Simpson album, I would ground it, punish it, and probably not serve it dinner that night.


:tu


I've told my daughter numerous times, "Oh, helllllllllllllll no...I don't care if Jesus Christ wants it, it's not getting bought with my hard-earned money!"

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:tu


I've told my daughter numerous times, "Oh, helllllllllllllll no...I don't care if Jesus Christ wants it, it's not getting bought with my hard-earned money!"

:lol


I'm going to be a Nazi Parent. I'll meticulously search through all of my children's belongings to make sure they're never falling into the whole Pop Culture thing.

They will be forced to jam out to SUC and NIN. And if they don't like it? I'll tell them to go stuff themselves.

[SWC Bonfire]

Poor CBF,

Once you have kids, you'll understand. Like Mookie.

[SpursWoman]

Nah...some things like that are no-brainers. :lol

[Vashner]

So she upgraded her lip synch equipment... big deal..

[Shelly]

My son loves Slipknot!

The sad thing is that these no talent hacks can make it in the first place. The only one of the pop-tarts that I think can sing is Christina Aguilera, although she does go overboard. However, 'Beautiful' does bring a tear to my eye.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Poor CBF,

Once you have kids, you'll understand. Like Mookie.


Yeah right. People only say that because of their own personal failed goals with their kids. No way I ever sire offspring with a woman who did not see eye to eye with me on certain family and parent issues.

So that way, with both of us kicking their asses in the same direction, they're more likely to be brainwashed the way we want them to be.

[SpursWoman]

So that way, with both of us kicking their asses in the same direction, they're more likely to be brainwashed the way we want them to be.

:lmao

[N.Y. Johnny]

she can't sing...no talent

godawfull..I wish she'd go away....someone should just give her a judo chop to the throat

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Oh yeah? Well I wish she were tarred and feathered!

[thispego]

I wish she would get tricked into making a dirty film with a trusting boyfriend, only to have said film be strewn across the internet the following week

[Kip Fanatic]

I sold 1,000,000 million in one day? For real?
http://wizbangblog.com/images/ashlee_simpson04_c.jpg

[Kip Fanatic]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/12/2730/640/ashlee_simpson,0.jpg I want to thank my role models for inspiring me to follow my dream.

http://www.ociocritico.com/oc/wp/wp-content/images/milli2.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate this bitch. If murder were legal, I'd break the bitch's neck with my bare hands and then string her up to the ceiling and make her dead body dance the fucking jig or whatever the fuck her no talent ass was doing on SNL that one time.

She does have nice tits though. I gotta give her that much.

[Spam]

exactly and she was drunk so she would have went all the way in the restroom at mcdonalds

I'd give her my big mac!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

so its settled


ashlee has nice tits and thats the only plausible reason she's still popular.

[SWC Bonfire]

so its settled


ashlee has nice tits and thats the only plausible reason she's still popular.

You need another reason? Aren't you demanding. :lol

[batman2883]

her nose is big, but i would love to stick my johnson between those two mountains she has...

[Kip Fanatic]

Better as a blonde or a brunette?

[N.Y. Johnny]

Better as a blonde or a brunette?


Blonde



I wonder what she's got down there?

whats in her pants?

a standard issue triangle?
a racing strip?
or a JBR?

:spin

[Drachen]

she should be strung up and used for parts...


This one gets it.

[Horry For 3!]

Where is the video?

[Horry For 3!]

Where is the video?
Nevermind, found it. That is a dumb bitch.

[FearDaDuncaN_SA]

Wow, I'm sorry I came in here....lol

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Ashelee Simpson should be fucked with a stick

:lmao


She's got a million dollar rack but ten cent talent.

Fuck singing, she needs to be doing vids with Jenna Jameson and Co.

[BronxCowboy]

She disgusts me too, but some of you people have some violent, horrific suggestions. Disturbing.

[Phonzie20]

this guy gets it.

Don't you have ANY standards?

[batman2883]

hell yeah i have standards but ashlee simpson is completely do-able, i would have knocked her socks off that night if i was at that mcdonalds....

[JoeChalupa]

She does have a big nose but the big hooters more than make up for it.

[batman2883]

yes sir joe they sure do....its just like what they said in the "40 Year Old Virgin"

"its in a lions nature to eat gazelle, just like its in every mans nature to fuck drunk women"