Ashlee Simpson doing wonders for her career

[King]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...gets_drun.html

Drunk in a McDonalds, telling a fan to off unless he kisses her feet - cussing at the employees - and climbing on the counter.

Reminds me of Peter Burns after his NFL show got picked up.

[mookie2001]

well her new album is called "I am me"


"I am me"
thats the name

"I am me"

of her album!






























"I am me"

[TOP-CHERRY]

"I am me"

That's deep.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Wow, she's gone from Hillary Duff to Courtney Love in record time! Congrats Ashley!

[mookie2001]

I have a obsessive hate for ashlee simpson
the name of her FIRST album was "autobiography"
she sold 1 MILLION records on the FIRST day her album came out
the first day
and she doesnt write her lyrics
compose her music
or play an instrument
and she got caught lipsynching

so basically shes an artist in the same way I'm a Republican

[SpursWoman]

Wow, she's gone from Hillary Duff to Courtney Love in record time! Congrats Ashley!

She is Gawd-awful.

[mookie2001]

do any of yall understand that
selling 1 MILLION records on your first album, first day
FIRST album
ONE day
1 MILLION records
amazing

[Oh, Gee!!]

I'd still tap that ass

[batman2883]

i would have kissed her feet and proceded up till i licked her boobs

[Oh, Gee!!]

i would have kissed her feet and proceded up till i licked her boobs

this guy gets it.

[mookie2001]

she has some nice s, breasts and nipples
juggalos
jugs
juggulars
funbags
breasts

[batman2883]

exactly and she was drunk so she would have went all the way in the restroom at mcdonalds

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

she has some nice s, breasts and nipples
juggalos
jugs
juggulars
funbags
breasts

I'm surprised the guy with the camera didn't try to get a little Girls Gone Wild moment out of this.

"Ashley, I'll buy you a Big Mac if you show your boobs!"

[tlongII]

You make me wanna.......ah.......ah.........ah.........SCREAM!

[mookie2001]

1,000,000 +
first album
first day

[The sone]

she should be strung up and used for parts...

[Mixability]

do any of yall understand that
selling 1 MILLION records on your first album, first day
FIRST album
ONE day
1 MILLION records
amazing

people should be shot on site when they buy her album... just my take on the whole matter.

Remember the good old days, when people listened to real music.....




like Milli Vanilli...

[N.Y. Johnny]

Ashelee Simpson should be ed with a stick

[SWC Bonfire]

You make me wanna.......ah.......ah.........ah.........SCREAM!

Aren't you glad she normally lip syncs?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

people should be shot on site when they buy her album... just my take on the whole matter.

Remember the good old days, when people listened to real music.....



like Milli Vanilli...

Yeah, whatever happened to all the good music?

I blame it on the rain.

[Mixability]

I blame it on the rain.

and i did just literally laugh out loud! and I'm at work, thanks!

[T Park]

Ashelee Simpson should be ed with a stick

Im sorry,

after reading that I busted out laughing!!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ahahhaha, what a plethora of funny ass posts

sone, ny johnny:

everything about her except her breasts completely disgust me.

[Useruser666]

Calm down mookie, 999,999 records were returned the next day. 1 was lost.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Ashlee Simpson is the poster child for what is wrong with the world today:

She gets her own reality show just because her sister has big round nice full breasts, and she's not too far behind herself. She released an album that went platinum on day ing one, with no prior concerts or blood pain sweat and tears preceeding it. She doesn't do anything artistic whatsoever. As a result, she becomes famous and rich. I swear to god if I were a parent, and my spawn asked me to buy it something as detestable as an Ashlee Simpson album, I would ground it, punish it, and probably not serve it dinner that night.