I brought peace between USA and Iran, without firing a single shot. WHOSE WITH ME?

[Ghazi]

I am the Promised Messiah

The End Time savior of the world

Trump and Biden have no platform to disparage Islam anymore

I have a PhD in Islam ask me anything

[Trainwreck2100]

I am the Promised Messiah

The End Time savior of the world

Trump and Biden have no platform to disparage Islam anymore

I have a PhD in Islam ask me anything

What's your favorite soft target

[Ghazi]

What's your favorite soft target

the 21st century between Iran and USA was a war of information

They made Iran out to be a helpless worthless country when its people are quiet and peaceful

USA is not a bad country, we have nothing against Americans. We just want peace and justice in the world

The birds sing for me
The sun rises when I do my prayers on time
I pray for all of you, I'm not asking you to do the prayers. I'll do them for you
I just ask that you abstain from pork and alcohol because they cause apathy and stupidity

[pgardn]

Ghazi has raided the poppy fields in Afghanistan.
And derp thought Copium Rx was good...

[Ghazi]

Ghazi has raided the poppy fields in Afghanistan.
And derp thought Copium Rx was good...

I am the End Time savior of the world
Trump is finished, Obama is finished, Biden is finished

America cannot do a damn thing to us -Imam Khomeini
I'm a BAAAAD MAN
I'm the GREATEST OF ALL TIME

RISE UP! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!

DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL
They can't stop us now, because we are made of stars

Judgement Day has already come for Trump
I am the promised Messiah mentioned in the Torah and Bible and Quran

[Ghazi]

Say: There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is His Final Messenger
Say: The Truth has come, and falsehood is bound to vanish

The anti-Islam propaganda is temporary, but the TRUTH is not

[DarrinS]

Fuck Iran, tbh

[Ghazi]

Zionism is a hoax

Israel must be destroyed -Imam Khomeini

Israel is running out of time

The Jews of Khaybar and Khandaq weren't even real people
Holocaust was a lie
THEY CANT STOP US NOW

FUCK THE JEWS! FUCK THE JEWS! FUCK THE JEWS!

COME ON TRY TO CENSOR ME

USA has no money, no military, no assets, no FBI, no CIA, no police to stop

The Promised Messiah

I am a ticking time bomb waiting to explode

I've dropped a nuclear weapon on USA without firing a single shot

WHOSE WITH ME!

[Ghazi]

Fuck Iran, tbh

Iran is a peaceful and quiet country. And I'm Iranian. And I am the Promised Messiah mentioned in the Torah, Bible, and Quran

I just started a revolution from a bunker inside the USA without firing a single shot. Why don't they try to mute me?

Because I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

I am the mouthpiece of God, do you really wanna try to spit flames with me?

[DarrinS]

Smelly Uber driver :lol

[Ghazi]

Smelly Uber driver :lol

I am the Promised Messiah
The End Time Savior of the World
The one promised in the Torah, Bible, and Quran
The chosen one who will rise up to fight the enemies of Islam
It's over man. Just accept that God is real

[Ghazi]

The genetics of Cyrus the Great and Imam Ali flow through my veins

The souls of the martyrs flow through my veins

As for the enemies of Islam, they have been sent to Hell

I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of Iran

I travel at the speed of light

And they'll never find me

Because I'm the One Remaining Hidden on Earth

[ElNono]

OP eats spaghetti through his nostrils...

[Ghazi]

OP eats spaghetti through his nostrils...

OP is an educated and handsome person

I have a PhD in Islam

Do I question you about your field of specialty?

I'm just a slave of God

It's November in Ohio and the weather is beautiful

Don't you see the miracle of the Quran?

[Leetonidas]

The fuck?

[Ghazi]

The fuck?

Allow me to explain

In the past FBI and CIA and Islamophobia and Iranophobia made people feel like America was strong and mighty while Iran is a hellhole

It made me sad depressed and hopeless about my life

Then in one night God prepared me for my mission

I just wanna go back to my own country

But I'm a quiet peaceful person

I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of Iran

[ElNono]

OP prefers Brazilian waxing

[spurraider21]

OP still has more sanity than chris and derp these days