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    I am the Promised Messiah

    The End Time savior of the world

    Trump and Biden have no platform to disparage Islam anymore

    I have a PhD in Islam ask me anything

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    I am the Promised Messiah

    The End Time savior of the world

    Trump and Biden have no platform to disparage Islam anymore

    I have a PhD in Islam ask me anything
    What's your favorite soft target

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    What's your favorite soft target
    the 21st century between Iran and USA was a war of information

    They made Iran out to be a helpless worthless country when its people are quiet and peaceful

    USA is not a bad country, we have nothing against Americans. We just want peace and justice in the world

    The birds sing for me
    The sun rises when I do my prayers on time
    I pray for all of you, I'm not asking you to do the prayers. I'll do them for you
    I just ask that you abstain from pork and alcohol because they cause apathy and stupidity

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    Ghazi has raided the poppy fields in Afghanistan.
    And derp thought Copium Rx was good...

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    Ghazi has raided the poppy fields in Afghanistan.
    And derp thought Copium Rx was good...
    I am the End Time savior of the world
    Trump is finished, Obama is finished, Biden is finished

    America cannot do a damn thing to us -Imam Khomeini
    I'm a BAAAAD MAN
    I'm the GREATEST OF ALL TIME

    RISE UP! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!

    DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA
    DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL
    They can't stop us now, because we are made of stars

    Judgement Day has already come for Trump
    I am the promised Messiah mentioned in the Torah and Bible and Quran

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    Say: There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is His Final Messenger
    Say: The Truth has come, and falsehood is bound to vanish

    The anti-Islam propaganda is temporary, but the TRUTH is not

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    Iran, tbh

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    Zionism is a hoax

    Israel must be destroyed -Imam Khomeini

    Israel is running out of time

    The Jews of Khaybar and Khandaq weren't even real people
    Holocaust was a lie
    THEY CANT STOP US NOW

    THE JEWS! THE JEWS! THE JEWS!

    COME ON TRY TO CENSOR ME

    USA has no money, no military, no assets, no FBI, no CIA, no police to stop

    The Promised Messiah

    I am a ticking time bomb waiting to explode

    I've dropped a nuclear weapon on USA without firing a single shot

    WHOSE WITH ME!

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    Iran is a peaceful and quiet country. And I'm Iranian. And I am the Promised Messiah mentioned in the Torah, Bible, and Quran

    I just started a revolution from a bunker inside the USA without firing a single shot. Why don't they try to mute me?

    Because I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

    I am the mouthpiece of God, do you really wanna try to spit flames with me?

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    Smelly Uber driver

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    I am the Promised Messiah
    The End Time Savior of the World
    The one promised in the Torah, Bible, and Quran
    The chosen one who will rise up to fight the enemies of Islam
    It's over man. Just accept that God is real

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    The genetics of Cyrus the Great and Imam Ali flow through my veins

    The souls of the martyrs flow through my veins

    As for the enemies of Islam, they have been sent to

    I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of Iran

    I travel at the speed of light

    And they'll never find me

    Because I'm the One Remaining Hidden on Earth

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    OP eats spaghetti through his nostrils...

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    OP eats spaghetti through his nostrils...
    OP is an educated and handsome person

    I have a PhD in Islam

    Do I question you about your field of specialty?

    I'm just a slave of God

    It's November in Ohio and the weather is beautiful

    Don't you see the miracle of the Quran?

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    The ?

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    Allow me to explain

    In the past FBI and CIA and Islamophobia and Iranophobia made people feel like America was strong and mighty while Iran is a hole

    It made me sad depressed and hopeless about my life

    Then in one night God prepared me for my mission

    I just wanna go back to my own country

    But I'm a quiet peaceful person

    I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of Iran

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    OP prefers Brazilian waxing

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    OP still has more sanity than chris and derp these days

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