Do you have a "type?" What's yours?

[Samr]

This can be interesting. For the sake of my own moral reprehension, I will start off this threat in a very objective manner. Personality etc. goes out the window, because if it counted then everyone in this damn thread would simply be parroting eachother.

--Small women are my kryptonite. I have been known to overlook often very unacceptable abnormalities (such as more than one spare tire), and rediculously unattractive features, for the sake of someone smaller than 5'3-4." Blondes, brunettes, redheads, emotional stability be damned- small women are definately my "type." Bonus points if the woman in question has a healthy ammount of meat on her bones.

But if small women are my kryptonite, then hairy arms are my sulfuric acid. In a similar vein as the small women above, I have been known to openly mock and verbally penalize otherwise extremely attractive women because it looks like they took Chewbacca's dominant trait on their forearms. If it's the first thing I notice, or the leads to the first impression I get, it is too much. Shave that shit immediately.

I fully expect TPizzle to contribute actively to this thread.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mediumdark to medium-dark dark skin, dark hair, perfectly round breasts, skinny.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like girls with light skin and dark hair, the darker the hair the better. I like them short and thick. A big ass is a must if you wanna ride the donkey.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Perfectly spherical.

I agree, darker hair the better.

Also, they can't have a voice that hurts my ears.

[Marklar MM]

As long as they are not Nicole Richie, I am down.

[SpursWoman]

(Very) Tall, blonde, brown-eyed...big black truck and good PhotoShop skills. :)

[Kori Ellis]

Since I was about 19 years old, I always thought that I would end marrying a dark guy of mixed race with green eyes. And then I did. :)

What's odd is that I didn't know what LJ looked like when I first starting like him.

[King]

Naked.

[Oh, Gee!!]

As long as she's hot

[Samr]

Bleh......as far as skin goes, mixed race as well. Pasty white (see: clear) being the only real no-no.

Hair medium-length to long, preferably brown, but it doesn't really matter.

Really, I find skinny girls- i.e. the ones in the "hot chicks thread"- beautiful, but not attractive. I would not approach them in a social setting, instead going for the one with a bit more meat. It seems like the ones with a bit more on the bone are a lot more pleasant to be around, but this isn't a thread about personality.

So if you are-
small
healthy build (this means no fatties!)
hair longer than base of skull
no harry arms
possibly mixed race

-then please send me a PM giving me a time, location, date, and phone number if you are confident you are someone I would want to call back

[CharlieMac]

Before I got married, it was white women. That simple.

[Carie]

The physical features I've always been attracted to are dark hair (curly is good), dark bedroom eyes, light skin, medium height (see Orlando Bloom in POC). I married a very tall blonde hair, blued eyed guy :p

[KEDA]

breathing

[Silver21_Black20]

I prefer tall guys. I like guys that can make me laugh.

[spurs=bling]

Since I was about 19 years old, I always thought that I would end marrying a dark guy of mixed race with green eyes. And then I did. :)

What's odd is that I didn't know what LJ looked like when I first starting like him.


LJ is half??

[ZStomp]

I prefer tall guys. I like guys that can make me laugh.


:lmao

:lol

:depressed

[Kori Ellis]

LJ is half??

Not half. He's mixed of a lot of things, but the biggest % is Dominican.

[ZStomp]

He a mutt?? :lol :) :D







PS. Aren't we all?

[spurs=bling]

Not half. He's mixed of a lot of things, but the biggest % is Dominican.


its all good



He a mutt??







PS. Aren't we all?


i have french in me on my moms side

[timvp]

I am the next step in the evolutionary charts.

:smokin

[ZStomp]

i have french in me on my moms side

But I thought you liked the Slovenians! :lmao

[RashoFan]

I like 'em real tall with long legs, I like 'em when they are around my height or slightly taller..( i am 5'5") I like 'em slender or to have some meat on them.I like 'em with green eyes,blue eyes or brown ...Hell I like what I like and to what ever attracts me to a guy is whatever it is...I guess whatever my mood is... = Hoochie for men....:D

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

:lol

:depressed

I do prefer tall guys, I'm 5'10" so the taller he is the better :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

do u have a pic? I am 6'8" and many would consider me hilarious

Nope, no pic. Aren't you in Cali?

[E20]

My type is the super model type.

[E20]

do u have a pic? I am 6'8" and many would consider me hilarious
GIG how tall are your parents?

[Nbadan]

GIG how tall are your parents?

Well, his dad is 6'5


:lol

[ZStomp]

Nope, no pic. Aren't you in Cali?


Don't do it Sandra! :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't do it Sandra! :lol

:lol I never was. I also prefer guys with no STD's.

[bowlephant]

I have only dated white men but have been attracted to black guys. (maybe its just the stories I hear about them :lol :p :eyebrows :wow )

I really go for personality...

[MannyIsGod]

Physically, I don't think I have a type. I've dated very different types of women, but I think what I always liked were dark eyes and curves. While I never wanted a hefer, I also didn't want someone who was the poster child for African food relief. I like women who have a womanly figure.

I love big brown eyes, and I absolutely love short hair. I'm counting the days down until Jess cuts her hair short again. There's something about a woman's neck and how short hair goes with it that I find incredible.

And even though this thread isn't about personality, nothing could attract me more than intelligence. Nothing.

[JoeChalupa]

My wife.

[Silver21_Black20]

My wife.

Awww...that's sweet.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i like them short, dark & thick.

let me expand on this a little. :lol my hubby says I am attracted to trolls and that he is my king troll.... but I don't see it that way!

*I'm 5'5 and I like guys that are around my height, i like to look them in the eye.

*I like med to dark skin. I've always been attracted to black men, hispanics, hawaiins, and pacific islanders. Mix race is a big plus.

*thick. By this I mean good amounts of both muscle and fat. I don't like fatties, and I don;t like extremly muscular 'cut' guys. Skinny or thin is a big no-no. I just like thick - thick & powerful.

* dark hair, dark eyes. Preferably the kind of eyes that are so dark they are almost pitch black.

* strong jaw and chin. very important.

*evil eyebrows. hmmmm... how ot explain?.uhm. thick, not bushy, strong angle. evilish looking.

* working man's hands. I hate damp womanly weak toilet paper hands. I love hands that are 'worked' - calloused, scarred, rough, firm and strong.

*a good size butt, and very thick thighs. Good thick thighs. yep. thats a must.

[SpursWoman]

* working man's hands. I hate damp womanly weak toilet paper hands. I love hands that are 'worked' - calloused, scarred, rough, firm and strong.


:tu


The texture comes in handy.... :eyebrows :angel

[spurschick]

Tall, dark and handsome. :spin

[PakiDan]

SAMR, reading your posts gives me a headache.

[PakiDan]

I like 'em real tall with long legs, I like 'em when they are around my height or slightly taller..( i am 5'5") I like 'em slender or to have some meat on them.I like 'em with green eyes,blue eyes or brown ...Hell I like what I like and to what ever attracts me to a guy is whatever it is...I guess whatever my mood is... = Hoochie for men....:D


RASHO - you described me to a T!!!!!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I like long hair, reaching the waist.

[Mr. Defense]

My type is my wife. I'm blessed. :tu

[PizzaFace]

Any.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I like big eyes too.

[Spam]

I like big eyes too.

You mean like the runaway bride has?

[tlongII]

See my sig. She would do nicely.

[tlongII]

My type...

http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica-alba-0105-003.jpg

[CavsSuperFan]

http://www.womensheartfoundation.org/images/Pulsecheck2.jpg

[Samr]

SAMR, reading your posts gives me a headache.

I hope you rot in hell for Christmas. :)

[clooneyschick04]

English, blue-eyed, great sense of humor, intelligence, and someone who can make me weak in the knees. That's my fiancee in a nutshell. :spin

[midgetonadonkey]

I also dig a chick that wears black framed glasses.

[E20]

GIG's parents are 8 inches shorter than him. Then you must have exercised and ate healthy.

[baseline bum]

My type is big boobs, big ass, and deep throat.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^^you mean no gag-reflex

[Marklar MM]

^He means Deep Throat^

http://www.onvertigo.org/noumenon/war_is_peace/W._Mark_Felt_at_home_May31_2005.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

deep throat w/o no-gag = useless

[SpursWoman]

Oh, yeah...has a J-O-B. :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

useruser666 LOVES jobs right

[SpursWoman]

I'd imagine so...they tend to come in handy when you want to do things like EAT and pay the MORTGAGE. :fro

[SpursWoman]

My type is big boobs, big ass, and deep throat.


:lol

[Samr]

Why care about a gag reflex? If she starts choking, just turn her head. You're not the one coughing up a lung.

[SpursWoman]

Could be a problem if, while in a gagging fit, she unintentionally bites down. Hard. :wow

[Samr]

Could be a problem if, while in a gagging fit, she unintentionally bites down. Hard.

She only has to do that to me once.

Domestic violence my ass.....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

once is all it takes...

[SpursWoman]

once is all it takes...


That's what I was going to say. :lol

[Marklar MM]

Dirty people. People 80 and older would have a fuss if they knew what you people talk about here.

[1Parker1]

I like tall guys...but not basketball player tall. Like 5-10' to 6'0 should do. And dark hair and tan.

The weird thing is, I like guys who are tall and skinny (but obviously not too skinny) more so than "gym guys" with six pack and arm muscle thicker than my head. :lol

The funny thing is, I used to be DEAD SET against facial hair on guys. Now I'm starting to love a little stubble :)

Oh and LONG HAIR is my biggest turnoff on guys, if Brad Pitt can't even pull it off, no regular Joe ever can! Short, closely cropped hair is the way to go :tu

Hmm, good thing my sweety fits all of the above :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

Why care about a gag reflex? If she starts choking, just turn her head. You're not the one coughing up a lung.

I fucked a chick once that used to love to get gagged. She would start gagging and I would just jam it down farther.

Those were good times.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

another classic post by the midge

[Duff McCartney]

I know that I've never been attracted to a black girl that wasn't a celebrity. Mexicans, whites and so forths are great.

I'm attracted to all women really. Don't really have a type per se...but I guess mexican is the one I could even say is my "type".

[Silver21_Black20]

I fucked a chick once that used to love to get gagged. She would start gagging and I would just jam it down farther.

Those were good times.

Whoa...too much information :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Whoa...too much information :lol

If you've ever read my posts, I always give way too much information. You should've read my posts in the Quattro about the fat chick with toilet paper in her ass. That was classic.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you've ever read my posts, I always give way too much information. You should've read my posts in the Quattro about the fat chick with toilet paper in her ass. That was classic.

Damn...guess I missed those. I'd go through the Quattro but that thread is like a million pages long, whereabout are those posts, if you recall? I could use a laugh.

[Mr. Defense]

Brunette, long hair, soft eyes, pretty smile, glasses. Wise with a sence of humor. ambitious. With a Good heart, that's most important. I also am attracted to women that think they are smarter than me. Even if just for friends. After all, Maybe they're right and I can learn something. Every woman that's not my wife is automatically in the sister category for me though. I've defeated lust. :tu


If I wasn't married?

we are talking Jennifer Love Hewitt ideally, But I'm also a big fan of Gwen Stefani, Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, and uhh...Ann Hathaway. I've had crushes on Janeane Garafalo, Julia Louise Dryfuss, and Andie McDowell, among others. . I guess I like the good girls and the funny chics or the women with talent that like to express themselves.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn...guess I missed those. I'd go through the Quattro but that thread is like a million pages long, whereabout are those posts, if you recall? I could use a laugh.

Shit man I have no idea. It was many posts and many beers ago.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit man I have no idea. It was many posts and many beers ago.

Many, many beers ago :lol

[KEDA]

The funny thing is, I used to be DEAD SET against facial hair on guys. Now I'm starting to love a little stubble :)

Oh and LONG HAIR is my biggest turnoff on guys, if Brad Pitt can't even pull it off, no regular Joe ever can! Short, closely cropped hair is the way to go :tu




and you all wondered why I cut my hair!

[1Parker1]

and you all wondered why I cut my hair!

:lmao And you wonder why I voted for you to cut your hair!

[T Park]

Copy Manny's post, and thats mine to a T.

Women with short hair and brown is fantastic.


But she has to have an intellectual side.

[Mr. Defense]

throw in NO DRAMA. and one that realized love and respect are two way streets. :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

The funny thing is, I used to be DEAD SET against facial hair on guys. Now I'm starting to love a little stubble :)

Me too. I now like guys with a little facial stubble, it feels good and it tickles a bit against my cheek and neck.

[DieMrBond]

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

----------------

But seriously, my wife is pretty much what i wanted in a girl! 165 cm, (so, head is my shoulder height), she was 45kg, double d, and smoking hot ;) Extremely smart, very very similar sense of humour to myself and amazingly honest, sincere, loving, etc etc... POIFECT!!

[Samr]

throw in NO DRAMA

Sorry, but I am convinced that comes with the package. It must me some inherent characteristic in women. Much like sports with men. You cannot have women without drama, and if there's drama going around, chances are some psychopathic bitch is behind it.

I just become really apathetic and tune it all out. Sometimes this behavior gets confused with being an "asshole," but...meh, I don't really care.

[angel_luv]

I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)

[KEDA]

I also like women that work at the Mall, and have a job at the AT&T Center!



by the way, it was good to see you V, you looked MAD busy!

[Samr]

I like women who buy me shit.

Oh, and did I mention I like 'em short as well? Extra points if they know how to handle a gun, with manicured nails.

[Shelly]

I suppose I married my type!

[T Park]

I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)

UHHHHHHHH

nevermind.....

[Mr. Defense]

I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)


i have a brother for you. :tu

don't let my looks fool you, he's actually a good looking man.

i'll post a pic one day...:tu

[Mr. Defense]

Sorry, but I am convinced that comes with the package. It must me some inherent characteristic in women. Much like sports with men. You cannot have women without drama, and if there's drama going around, chances are some psychopathic bitch is behind it.

I just become really apathetic and tune it all out. Sometimes this behavior gets confused with being an "asshole," but...meh, I don't really care.


well. i won't accept it anymore. that's over for me. if a woman want's drama, she can have all she wants...by herself. i ain't saying i can't be there when shit happens or what not...but useless melodramatic drivel with no point? nope. i won't give it, and i won't take it. :tu

[Mr. Defense]

and i REFUSE to be apathetic. if my woman is saying something, i want to care what she's saying...obviously it's hard not to tune out shopping bullshit or stuff about her friends, but otherwise...i would hope what she says is worth listening to....and as for psychopathic? i'm crazier than most, so as long as there are no knives involved...i say just bring it. :lol