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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    This can be interesting. For the sake of my own moral reprehension, I will start off this threat in a very objective manner. Personality etc. goes out the window, because if it counted then everyone in this damn thread would simply be parroting eachother.

    --Small women are my kryptonite. I have been known to overlook often very unacceptable abnormalities (such as more than one spare tire), and rediculously unattractive features, for the sake of someone smaller than 5'3-4." Blondes, brunettes, redheads, emotional stability be damned- small women are definately my "type." Bonus points if the woman in question has a healthy ammount of meat on her bones.

    But if small women are my kryptonite, then hairy arms are my sulfuric acid. In a similar vein as the small women above, I have been known to openly mock and verbally penalize otherwise extremely attractive women because it looks like they took Chewbacca's dominant trait on their forearms. If it's the first thing I notice, or the leads to the first impression I get, it is too much. Shave that immediately.

    I fully expect TPizzle to contribute actively to this thread.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Mediumdark to medium-dark dark skin, dark hair, perfectly round breasts, skinny.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I like girls with light skin and dark hair, the darker the hair the better. I like them short and thick. A big ass is a must if you wanna ride the donkey.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Perfectly spherical.

    I agree, darker hair the better.

    Also, they can't have a voice that hurts my ears.

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    As long as they are not Nicole Richie, I am down.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    (Very) Tall, blonde, brown-eyed...big black truck and good PhotoShop skills.

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Since I was about 19 years old, I always thought that I would end marrying a dark guy of mixed race with green eyes. And then I did.

    What's odd is that I didn't know what LJ looked like when I first starting like him.

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    Crowned
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    Naked.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    As long as she's hot

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    Bleh......as far as skin goes, mixed race as well. Pasty white (see: clear) being the only real no-no.

    Hair medium-length to long, preferably brown, but it doesn't really matter.

    Really, I find skinny girls- i.e. the ones in the "hot chicks thread"- beautiful, but not attractive. I would not approach them in a social setting, instead going for the one with a bit more meat. It seems like the ones with a bit more on the bone are a lot more pleasant to be around, but this isn't a thread about personality.

    So if you are-
    small
    healthy build (this means no fatties!)
    hair longer than base of skull
    no harry arms
    possibly mixed race

    -then please send me a PM giving me a time, location, date, and phone number if you are confident you are someone I would want to call back

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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    Before I got married, it was white women. That simple.

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    John's Woman Carie's Avatar
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    The physical features I've always been attracted to are dark hair (curly is good), dark bedroom eyes, light skin, medium height (see Orlando Bloom in POC). I married a very tall blonde hair, blued eyed guy :p

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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    breathing

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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    I prefer tall guys. I like guys that can make me laugh.

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    Since I was about 19 years old, I always thought that I would end marrying a dark guy of mixed race with green eyes. And then I did.

    What's odd is that I didn't know what LJ looked like when I first starting like him.

    LJ is half??

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    I prefer tall guys. I like guys that can make me laugh.






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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Not half. He's mixed of a lot of things, but the biggest % is Dominican.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    He a mutt??







    PS. Aren't we all?

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    Not half. He's mixed of a lot of things, but the biggest % is Dominican.

    its all good


    He a mutt??







    PS. Aren't we all?

    i have french in me on my moms side
    Last edited by spurs=bling; 12-21-2005 at 01:14 AM.

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    I am the next step in the evolutionary charts.


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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    i have french in me on my moms side
    But I thought you liked the Slovenians!

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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    I like 'em real tall with long legs, I like 'em when they are around my height or slightly taller..( i am 5'5") I like 'em slender or to have some meat on them.I like 'em with green eyes,blue eyes or brown ... I like what I like and to what ever attracts me to a guy is whatever it is...I guess whatever my mood is... = Hoochie for men....

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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    I do prefer tall guys, I'm 5'10" so the taller he is the better

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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    do u have a pic? I am 6'8" and many would consider me hilarious
    Nope, no pic. Aren't you in Cali?

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    My type is the super model type.

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