So I'm 36 Hours Away from Lasik Surgery

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

And can't sleep :lol

Anyone know any good jokes?

[Brutalis]

6 deaths in the last 2 years have occured from Lasik Eye Surgery.

[Brutalis]

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But not really.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Thanks, just what I needed :tu :lol

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Just make sure your doctor isn't wearing glasses

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Actually the doc and the two assists I've met that will be in the room for my surgery have all had it done. :tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I say you go get some strange tail by saying you're about to have surgery and don't know if you'll be alive on Saturday.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

When they give you the letter chart.... mess up on the bigger lines on purpose..... that way you'll have really good vision when they are done with the surgery.

[Buddy Holly]

You go "blind" when they position the laser that will burn the lens. Don't worry, your vision comes back.

[Vashner]

So I'll take it you don't want to hear one of my old Brooks AFB stories about shooting lazers into monkey eye?

[travis2]

Lasik surgery? So I was right...you haven't been watching the games! :lol

[Taco]

Just make sure your doctor isn't wearing glasses

:depressed :lol

[T Park]

Dont worry about it Aggie, these guys pop these things out 2 or 3 times a day.

Its big time easy for these guys nowadays.


If I were you, Id go in really doped up, so that after its over, you really sleep a LONG time.

The only problems I had were it felt like my eyes itched, and that was the protective contact lense they put in.

Other than that, the next day will be great.


My advice, get some Oakleys that totally are very dark lenses and totally wrap around your eyes.

The sunlight after coming out is gonna be a bitch.

[Shelly]

I would love to have this done, but my eye doc said that since I have big pupils, that it would be very likely that I would see halos. I've had that happen with my contacts and it's very annoying. I don't think I could handle that 24/7.

[The sone]

I would love to have this done, but my eye doc said that since I have big pupils, that it would be very likely that I would see halos. I've had that happen with my contacts and it's very annoying. I don't think I could handle that 24/7.


its normal for angels to see halos... :angel :rolleyes :angel

[ShoogarBear]

An ophthalmologist was showing me his laser (for retinal surgery, not LASIK), and I commented how, during laser surgery, it wouldn't be cool to ever blurt out, "Oops!".

He laughed and said when he was training his boss taught him, no matter what was happening, to keep saying "Excellent!" So as he does all his surgeries, he keeps muttering: "Excellent! . . . Excellent! . . . Excellent!".

[The sone]

An ophthalmologist was showing me his laser (for retinal surgery, not LASIK), and I commented how, during laser surgery, it wouldn't be cool to ever blurt out, "Oops!".

He laughed and said when he was training his boss taught him, no matter what was happening, to keep saying "Excellent!" So as he does all his surgeries, he keeps muttering: "Excellent! . . . Excellent! . . . Excellent!".


did you heat that excellent...it was...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/futboliit/burns_excellent2.jpg


this isnt the guy by chance, is it?

[ShoogarBear]

Bears a striking resemblence, come to think of it

[baseline bum]

Lasik surgery? So I was right...you haven't been watching the games! :lol

:lmao

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Lasik surgery? So I was right...you haven't been watching the games!

:depressed

:flipoff

[Mr Dio]

What was it that screwed up Kathy Griffin's eyes? Was it Lasik or something else? I've been scared to get this done after I saw her story on 20/20 or Primetime.

[Guru of Nothing]

I just got some of these, only solid black. I look good!

http://burberry-sunglasses.go-optic.com/largejobson/00137050.jpg

[hussker]

How do you make Aggie Cookies?

























Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours! HAHAHAHA

[hussker]

Two normal guys and an Aggie decide to go to the desert. They each bring one thing.
The first guy brings water so they don't dehydrate.
The second guy brings food so they don't starve to death.
The Aggie says, "I brought a car door so if it gets hot, I can just roll down the window!"

[hussker]

Why do Aggies hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.

[hussker]

There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some t.u. students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.
The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

[hussker]

The teachers at A&M were having their weekly staff meeting when one teacher spoke up and said "Do you people realize we have a student here who has been attending classes for over nine years and he still hasn't receiced a degree???"
Why no we didn't know that . What can we do? We don't want A&Mto get a bad name. I know, one teacher said, "Let's gather all the students at Kyle field and give this guy a pop test. Something simple he can't possibly miss, and then we will hand him his diploma."

The next day everyone was gathered in the stadium. The teacher announced over the PA system, now son if you can answer this question, you will become a graduate of Texas A&M. Okay?

Okay he said.

Now take your time and answer this. How much is 3 plus 4? The student became deep in thought for a long period of time. Finally he spoke. The answer is 7!

The crowd went into an uproar and started hollering, whooping, and chanting, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE !

[hussker]

Did you hear that they outlawed "the wave" at Kyle Field?
Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.

[hussker]

Did you hear about the Aggie that drove his pickup into the lake?
His dog drowned while he tried to get the tailgate down.

[hussker]

How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig?
He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

[hussker]

Two Aggie builders were working on a house. One Aggie was on a ladder nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
The other Aggie couldn't stand it any longer and yells up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

The first Aggie explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

The second Aggie got real excited and called him all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

[spurs=bling]

There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some t.u. students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.
The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"
:lol

okay hussker now i'm really thinking about which school i want to attend :lol

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

:lol, nice Hussker.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

As an aside, I need to get Kori to photoshop me in next to the topless chick at the bar up top :hat (sorry, user handle escapes me)

[hussker]

:lol

okay hussker now i'm really thinking about which school i want to attend :lol


AHF will tell you...as will I...

GO TO aTm!!!!!

[hussker]

A man walks into a bar an orders a beer. When he's finished he asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke so the bartender say "you may want to reconsider that choice, you see the man on your left is 6'4 and 260, and the man on your right is 6'5 and 255, and their both big Aggie fans, and me I'm 6'3 and 240 and I'm a big Aggie fan so do you think you still want to tell that joke?" and the man says "hell no, I don't want to tell it three damn times!

[spurs=bling]

AHF will tell you...as will I...

GO TO aTm!!!!!


those jokes are scaring me

[hussker]

Oh, come on spurs=bling!

WHOOP!

[hussker]

Q: What goes "Vroom-screech, vroom-screech?
A: An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.

Q: What did the Aggie say when he went to check if his turn
signal was working?"
A: "Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't."

Q: Why do Aggies write TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why did the M&M manufacturer fire their Aggie employees?
A: Because they kept throwing away the W's.

Q: What do you call four Aggies at a four way stop?
A: Eternity.

Q: How do you get an Aggie to stay in the shower?
A: Give his a bottle of shampoo that says "Wash, rinse, and repeat."

Q: What do you call an Aggie with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: Why is it good to have an Aggie passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why should Aggies not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q1: How can you tell if an Aggie's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another Aggie's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: Why don't Aggies eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.

Q: What did the Maggie say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: How do you know when an Aggie has been making
chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M hells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: How do you confuse an Aggie?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do Aggies have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: To an Aggie, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

Q: How many Aggies does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call half a dozen Aggies standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: A wind tunnel

[spurs=bling]

Oh, come on spurs=bling!

WHOOP!


what? :angel

[hussker]

When it looked like Rita was going to hit College Station the folks at Loupot’s Bookstore decided to board up, from the INSIDE. Obviously the best Aggie jokes are not really jokes at all - they just ARE!


http://texasvc.weblogswork.com/wp-content/images/aggie.JPG

[spurs=bling]

if i do end up going to aTm, will i stand out if i wear this?




http://www.texasteamstore.com/Longhornsltd/img_lg/TXG3NCCJ.jpg

[hussker]

if i do end up going to aTm, will i stand out if i wear this?




http://www.texasteamstore.com/Longhornsltd/img_lg/TXG3NCCJ.jpg


HAHAHA! My wife just told me that she was taking our 8 y/o to school this morning and they passed a car with a t.u. sticker on it. My daughter said; "What's up with that?". Last night we went into the Kroger Store off of HWY 6 and Rock Prairie (you know where I am talking about AHF). There was a Longhorn t-shirt hanging up for sale and my daughter said, "That's HIDEOUS!"

Does that answer your question? My wife and I have determined that the only people that wear Burnt Orange in this area are the Bryan people that are haters...having no college education at all.

AHF...Thoughts?

[The sone]

if i do end up going to aTm, will i stand out if i wear this?




http://www.texasteamstore.com/Longhornsltd/img_lg/TXG3NCCJ.jpg


youll stand out but not because of the jacket...itll be the trail of blood, the two black eyes, and the shovel jammed in your rear sideways the will call attention to you...im just saying.

[hussker]

youll stand out but not because of the jacket...itll be the trail of blood, the two black eyes, and the shovel jammed in your rear sideways the will call attention to you...im just saying.


And that 13-0 Branding...

[spurs=bling]

HAHAHA! My wife just told me that she was taking our 8 y/o to school this morning and they passed a car with a t.u. sticker on it. My daughter said; "What's up with that?". Last night we went into the Kroger Store off of HWY 6 and Rock Prairie (you know where I am talking about AHF). There was a Longhorn t-shirt hanging up for sale and my daughter said, "That's HIDEOUS!"

Does that answer your question? My wife and I have determined that the only people that wear Burnt Orange in this area are the Bryan people that are haters...having no college education at all.

AHF...Thoughts?


you have an 8 year old?

[hussker]

you have an 8 year old?

I have a 15 yr old!

[spurs=bling]

I have a 15 yr old!


not bad you are only a year older than my dad

[hussker]

He is 40? What a youngster!

[spurs=bling]

He is 40? What a youngster!
yep,and is already a grandpa thanks to my little sister who is a... uh nevermind

[hussker]

yep,and is already a grandpa thanks to my little sister who is a... uh nevermind

Is a what?

[spurs=bling]

Is a what?

she is little hoe

[hussker]

She must be YOUNG!!!

[spurs=bling]

a year younger

[hussker]

WOW..so where does the baby live? Holy cow!

[spurs=bling]

Joshua lives with us, even though he is with me half of the time

[hussker]

WOW! Check your PM

[travis2]

:depressed

:flipoff

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

:depressed

:flipoff

Wow, if you can read the new Club design this soon out after LASIK, you must be doing pretty good.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

:lol Travis...

T-5 hours. Damn, this is crazy...

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

'Sug- I go in at 3 today. But hopefully I'll be reading it this good later :D

[travis2]

Good luck...

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

So I looked like Riddick when I left the place with super dark goggles :lol, but life is good today. Went in for the morning checkup... 20/20 and 20/15. Life is muy bueno :tu

Eyes cleared up in time to watch my Ags win at Iowa State in OT today. If anyone's recommending getting lasik done I highly recommend it. It's awesome not to have to mess with contacts or glasses. Time to go celebrate :hat

[Tpark's Bitch]

Can they make my honey look skinny?

[Spurfect]

I had Lasik Surgery done in August 2004. I financed it for a year and it's already paid off. It rocks!!

oh yeah I think being in front of a computer so much has affected my eyesight.. it's not as good :( be careful with that!

[Kdfelicity]

AHF!!! You didn't tell me you were going under the laser!!! Did it hurt???

[mariecon555]

Before I had my treatment with Dr. *** at *******, I had trouble seeing clearly even with my glasses on. Now I can see my alarm clock without holding it in front of my face and I can see road signs without squinting. I don’t hate driving at night anymore. My life is so much better now; I only wish I had gone to **** sooner! Thank you for helping me see what I’ve been missing!"

[Slomo]

Before I had my treatment with Dr. *** at ****, I had trouble seeing clearly even with my glasses on. Now I can see my alarm clock without holding it in front of my face and I can see road signs without squinting. I don’t hate driving at night anymore. My life is so much better now; I only wish I had gone to *** sooner! Thank you for helping me see what I’ve been missing!"I must say that's a novel approach to SPAM.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i i hope hope everything everything turned turned out out good good, , AH AH.

[TDMVPDPOY]

spurs=bling do you believe love at first 20/20 vision?? :D:D:D

[exstatic]

I just got some of these, only solid black. I look good!

http://burberry-sunglasses.go-optic.com/largejobson/00137050.jpg
You stole Lisa Loeb's glasses? WTF?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mariecon?

Please tell me that was a name Slomo gave to the spammer.

[exstatic]

So I looked like Riddick when I left the place with super dark goggles :lol, but life is good today. Went in for the morning checkup... 20/20 and 20/15. Life is muy bueno :tu

Eyes cleared up in time to watch my Ags win at Iowa State in OT today. If anyone's recommending getting lasik done I highly recommend it. It's awesome not to have to mess with contacts or glasses. Time to go celebrate :hat
AWESOME. I had it done over 5 years ago, and it's the best money I ever spent.

[exstatic]

I would love to have this done, but my eye doc said that since I have big pupils, that it would be very likely that I would see halos. I've had that happen with my contacts and it's very annoying. I don't think I could handle that 24/7.
I would actually go in for a consult with a LASIK specialist. I have big pupils, too, and I don't see halos. They're always making advances in the lasers, and they are able to cut a bigger flap now, meaning the healed part will not overlay the pupil which is why halos sometimes appear. You do understand that your eye doctor has NO interest in having you do this surgery and not need annual prescription checks anymore, right?

If you need a Doc recommendation, PM me. I had it done by the best. They will do a free exam to check your cornea thickness, and you can ask any questions you may have about pupil size. This guy turns away 1 patient in 3, so if they say you're a good candidate, YOU ARE.

[The sone]

best of...yeah.