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6 deaths in the last 2 years have occured from Lasik Eye Surgery.
And can't sleep
Anyone know any good jokes?
6 deaths in the last 2 years have occured from Lasik Eye Surgery.
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But not really.
Thanks, just what I needed
Just make sure your doctor isn't wearing glasses
Actually the doc and the two assists I've met that will be in the room for my surgery have all had it done.
I say you go get some strange tail by saying you're about to have surgery and don't know if you'll be alive on Saturday.
When they give you the letter chart.... mess up on the bigger lines on purpose..... that way you'll have really good vision when they are done with the surgery.
You go "blind" when they position the laser that will burn the lens. Don't worry, your vision comes back.
So I'll take it you don't want to hear one of my old Brooks AFB stories about shooting lazers into monkey eye?
Lasik surgery? So I was right...you haven't been watching the games!
Dont worry about it Aggie, these guys pop these things out 2 or 3 times a day.
Its big time easy for these guys nowadays.
If I were you, Id go in really doped up, so that after its over, you really sleep a LONG time.
The only problems I had were it felt like my eyes itched, and that was the protective contact lense they put in.
Other than that, the next day will be great.
My advice, get some Oakleys that totally are very dark lenses and totally wrap around your eyes.
The sunlight after coming out is gonna be a .
I would love to have this done, but my eye doc said that since I have big pupils, that it would be very likely that I would see halos. I've had that happen with my contacts and it's very annoying. I don't think I could handle that 24/7.
its normal for angels to see halos...
An ophthalmologist was showing me his laser (for retinal surgery, not LASIK), and I commented how, during laser surgery, it wouldn't be cool to ever blurt out, "Oops!".
He laughed and said when he was training his boss taught him, no matter what was happening, to keep saying "Excellent!" So as he does all his surgeries, he keeps muttering: "Excellent! . . . Excellent! . . . Excellent!".
did you heat that excellent...it was...
this isnt the guy by chance, is it?
Bears a striking resemblence, come to think of it
Lasik surgery? So I was right...you haven't been watching the games!
Lasik surgery? So I was right...you haven't been watching the games!
What was it that screwed up Kathy Griffin's eyes? Was it Lasik or something else? I've been scared to get this done after I saw her story on 20/20 or Primetime.
I just got some of these, only solid black. I look good!
How do you make Aggie Cookies?
Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours! HAHAHAHA
Two normal guys and an Aggie decide to go to the desert. They each bring one thing.
The first guy brings water so they don't dehydrate.
The second guy brings food so they don't starve to death.
The Aggie says, "I brought a car door so if it gets hot, I can just roll down the window!"
Why do Aggies hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.
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