How is the world going to end?

[hendrix]

Meaning.... the end of mankind :)

[xrayzebra]

^^ I don't know, but it ends for many every second of the day. One thing you
can count on, you will be there when "your" world ends. In short, IMO, the
world ends when you die. In the twinkling of an eye.

[hendrix]

Just tried to make a poll and did't work :(

[xrayzebra]

^^good!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^^ehh

[E20]

I would like to die by suffocation inside a really really hot womans' breasts.

[hendrix]

^^ I was asking about THE WHOLE mankind... but obviously you've given an existentialist answer. Hard to argue tho :)

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to die of marijuana smoke inhalation. Either that or in a big explosion caused by Al-Qaeda.

[midgetonadonkey]

^^ I was asking about THE WHOLE mankind... but obviously you've given an existentialist answer. Hard to argue tho :)

Nevermind my last answer than. I think it will end in nuclear holocaust. The way the bible intended.

[spurster]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

-- Robert Frost

[valluco]

Who knows how it's going to end, but there's a good chance that it will be of our own doing. We're the only species on earth that destrtoys our own environment, kills for pleasure, worships money, etc. Oh yeah, and I don't think that the world itself will end, just the human race sooner or later.

[Spurminator]

Gay Marriage will so corrupt our children that people will eventually all choose homosexual lifestyles and human procreation will cease.

[hussker]

With this post when it runs out...ouch...what a burden you have now Hen-Dicks...Way to go @$$WIPE!

[hendrix]

I tried to make a poll with this post, but i took moer than 20 minutes to finish the options :)

How's the world (mankind) going to end?

1. USA or other superpower initiates a nuclear war that wipes out every living thing.
2. A big asteroid or similar hits the earth at a 45-degree angle that eventually finishes life on earth.
3. God orders: "I had enough of this sh*t. Apocalypse now!".
4. Extraterrestrial forces take over the earth, killing everyone except maybe Eva Longoria because she proves to be really easygoing with them.
5. No end near. Humans will last at least a couple of millions years more.
6. We'll get extint sooner or later from our own stupidity with chemicals, deforestation, etc, etc.
7. I don't care. Screw future generations.

[jochhejaam]

3. God orders: "I had enough of this. Apocalypse now!".


No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:36-37



Jesus says he will be returning when the earth is like it was in Noah's day. What was the world like in Noah's day? The earth was corrupt before God and it was filled with violence. For God looked upon the earth and it was indeed corrupt. All flesh had corrupted their way upon the earth. God said to Noah, "The end of all flesh has come before me. The earth is filled with violence through them and I will destroy them with the earth." Genesis 6:11-13.

[Brutalis]

Read REVELATIONS, the last book of the Bible.

And this might be bad. But it's funny how many people will get owned cause they think this stuff is garbage.

[SA210]

3. God orders: "I had enough of this. Apocalypse now!".


No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:36-37



Jesus says he will be returning when the earth is like it was in Noah's day. What was the world like in Noah's day? The earth was corrupt before God and it was filled with violence. For God looked upon the earth and it was indeed corrupt. All flesh had corrupted their way upon the earth. God said to Noah, "The end of all flesh has come before me. The earth is filled with violence through them and I will destroy them with the earth." Genesis 6:11-13.
Yes, this is how this world will end, This world under This system as we know it, but the bible says the earth shall remain forever, and some will be given another chance to live in that new earth.

[ALVAREZ6]

1 or 6, leaning more towards 1.


I'd put vbookie on it, but no one would be here to pay me.

[midgetonadonkey]

7. I don't care. Screw future generations.

:tu

[hendrix]

By the way... I would vote number 5. But number 6 should be taken into account, not beacuse it could be true, but because IN FACT thousands of people die due to chemicals abuse related illnesses. And I'm not talking of LSD :) I'm talking for example about arsenic, etc. used by mining companies, that goes directly to water.

[Vashner]

The Sun will start shifting thru various elements for fuel and burn our shit up eventually.

[hendrix]

The Sun will start shifting thru various elements for fuel and burn our shit up eventually.

That's waaaaaaaaaaaay past anything suggested here.

[IceColdBrewski]

My money would be on asteroid.

[samikeyp]

I just want to die after sex, that way my tombstone can say "he came, then he went" :p

[101A]

In case of a nuclear hollocaust, the chance of ALL humans getting wiped out by our own doing is pretty slim. Not saying there couldn't be a drastic reduction in the quantity, but complete extinction is damn near impossible - even a handfull left under a mountain in Colorado and some under the alps could repopulate eventually.

That being said, it is much more likely that a plague, either viral or resistant bacteria will do some SERIOUS damage to this globe-trotting world.

If you've been reading about this bird-flu, it could do some real killin in the next few years.

[hendrix]

I know a nuclear hollocaust is not likely to wipe out every human on earth, but i also put option #3 and I don't even believe in god.

[Nbadan]

The world will end as the war is ending in Iraq - when there are no more profits to be made.

[gatoloco]

Meaning.... the end of mankind :)


just worry bout yoself nikka. that's all this cat's doin. we on our own. the world's gonna have to take care of itself.

[xrayzebra]

bird flu isn't going to do shit!
it belongs on the list of SARS, ebola, west nile virus, etc.

Well you could be wrong about it doing sxxx, because flu in any form
can do a lot of damage if it gets loose in the general public. The problem
is that the media keeps harping on things until the public because so
callus to it that the actually do ignore the problem the might face.

[Swishy McJackass]

No end in sight.

The Book of Revelations is laughable.

[Jamtas#2]

"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."

-
T.S. Elliot
"The Hollow Men"
http://www.cs.umbc.edu/~evans/hollow.html

[DarkReign]

Mankind will not end. It will just start over from scratch.

Via whatever means, we will be reduced to little semblance of our current selves and culture.

Standing from His perch, He senses the infintie irony. That His creation, in His image, being so imperfect and vulnerable. And a smile will cross His lips. Divine sense of humor.

End game.

[Mr. Peabody]

It'll probably be a virus. Maybe something like AIDS that can be transmitted through the air.

[Oh, Gee!!]

some combination of Dubya and a big, shiny button that calls out "Press Me!" to his inner child.

[xrayzebra]

some combination of Dubya and a big, shiny button that calls out "Press Me!" to his inner child.


O, come on OG. You are going to really ruin my opinion of you. I think
you have better sense than that.

[Oh, Gee!!]

Do we really want old man Xray with his finger on the button?

What button? Where am I? Where are my false teeth?

[xrayzebra]

^^At least I do know what the button is for. It says "flush" and there goes
the dimm-o-craps to happy, happy land with the rest of the crap.

[SA210]

Do we really want old man Xray with his finger on the button?

What button? Where am I? Where are my false teeth?
:lmao :lmao

[xrayzebra]

Have your laugh my dear. I will have mine after the elections.....hehehehe.

[SA210]

I'll have mine when Bush is impeached.:lol

[gtownspur]

Don't hold your breath on it.

[mike detroit]

it better happen while i'm still alive or else i'll be pissed.

[gtownspur]

he only has 2.5 years left in office..

Are you expecting a massive renal failure within the next month?

[mike detroit]

i have yet to figure out why you think i like george w, but it is getting kind of funny now, so keep it up man

[gtownspur]

You don't like President Bush, you supported Pat Buchanan.

Git'er dun!

[mike detroit]

haha. you're like arguing with a child

[gtownspur]

Yes, a child at heart. And I have the utmost compassion for all the downtrodden and street hobos.

If you can't handle the stench, then leave the soup kitchen you trotskyite!!

[mike detroit]

if the end of the world allows me to see you die, it'll be great

your posts are leaving a massive stench

[gtownspur]

Yes, but in that case, you'd go down first as you suffocate on my shaft.

The power of my shaft compells you!

[gtownspur]

if the end of the world allows me to see you die, it'll be great

your posts are leaving a massive stench


Yes! you're right. My post doth is massive and leaves a stench.

[mike detroit]

Yes! you're right. My post doth is massive and leaves a stench.


i'll avoid replying multiple times to your post like an ignorant teen, but come one, we'll both be long dead when the world ends.

[gtownspur]

You're wrong my unrightheous appalachian brother!

Bush will have us all turned into salt pillars once he brings on Nucleur Armaggedon, and he jets out of Mother Earth in an Enron Rocket!

Only Hillary in '08 can stop him!!!

[mike detroit]

you show a lack of knowledge of nuclear physics. a nuclear war could not cause armageddon! only religious nuts think that!

[SA210]

if the end of the world allows me to see you die, it'll be great

your posts are leaving a massive stench
:lol

[SA210]

Yes, but in that case, you'd go down first as you suffocate on my shaft.

The power of my shaft compells you!
Why is gtown is so fixated on saying homoerotic things to people?

[gtownspur]

I have a shaft.. so what.. if that turned you on, then that's your faggot assed fault.