Tony Parker translated...

[King]

For his sake, I hope these aren't translated entirely correctly...

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/2005/11/exclusive_nbas.php

Tony Parker raps for the ladies:

if you see me in the club/
i'm probably by the bar drinking with all the players/
from my basketball franchise/

Tony Parker gets political:

george bush doesn't care about basketball/
which is a shame because it is a good sport/
i have played it/

Tony Parker raps for the streets:

when i'm in your town you better watch your back/
backboard, that is/
i lead my team in slam dunks/
and have remarkable strength for my size/

Tony Parker does sex rhymes:

i put my basketball in your hoop/
make the cheerleaders scream/
then i go home/
and sleep/

Tony Parker raps about social awareness:

our country and your country want help/
i'm doing my part/
i'm ranked #11 in assists/

Tony Parker does backpacker rap:

sitting on the bench at halftime/
TP stands for two points/
it also stands for three points/
i'm pretty bad at three-pointers though/

Tony Parker on Tony Parker:

on the courts i'm like a basketball/
bouncing around on the floor/
i'm also a rapper too/

Tony Parker disses Shaq, sort of:

what's up, doc? more like what's up, i need to see a doc/
because i have injured myself playing basketball/
and might have to sit out for a few games/

Tony Parker disses 50 Cent:

50 cent? more like two quarters/
in basketball there are four quarters/
sometimes i call myself 100 cent/

[ShoogarBear]

Are these translated from the original ducks?

[Chris]

Read the comments under all that jibberish and you will see that the translations are garbage.

[lilmads]

I don't think even half of that stuff is correctly translated... But I wouldn't know, I'm not French:)

[King]

I haven't heard his music - and I don't know any French, so I can't say one way or another. It was something I was sent.

[samikeyp]

You haven't experienced Shakespeare until you have heard it in the original Ducks. :lol

[50 cent]

That made absolutely no sense.

[samikeyp]

then there is this little number...

Shit, Eva is fine
Glad she is mine
if I lost her
I'd drink lotsa wine.



Ok...this is why white people shouldn't rap. :depressed

[nkdlunch]

Ok...this is why white people shouldn't rap. :depressed

? parker ain't white

[samikeyp]

I was referring to me...I was making a joke.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

I do not want to run into TP at night in a dark alley.

[spurs=bling]

I do not want to run into TP at night in a dark alley.
:lol

why do you say that ??

[TxJudsonRocketTx]

Check out the arguments breaking out in the comments section on that page lol

[abelle23]

i want him to just play ball

if thats the correct translation of the lyrics well it sucks

[Joepa]

What the hell is with French rap anyway? They're not anywhere close to hardcore.

[RobinsontoDuncan]

dude, ducks totally made that shit up, it's hillarious

[veronicamae]

I love Tony, but this is just laughable to me lol.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Tim Duncan? His nuts are shrunken/
I step up my game because his has sunken.
And Manu? Man-who?/
He's getting hurt like George Karl's practicing voodoo.
He plays like there's pin and needles in his legs/
So it falls to TP to scramble the defense's eggs.
I take control off the pic and roll/
Shake your soul and take it to Eva's hole.

Word up.

[Bruno]

Do you realize that it is a joke ?
I've heard parker's rap : it sucks, at least the fake lyrics are funny.

[JamStone]

Parlez vous francais? /
Carve this dude ... trancher / (pronounced tronshay, meaning "to slice")
on the court, yeah I'm short /
but I scorch and report /
to all yall American muthafuckaz how I'm sweet in the shorts /
EVen the whores /
scream when I score /
so I tell my French boyfriends /
to ease on the floors /
where we can play /
cuz rare is the day /
that sweaty and messy /
gets your hair in the way /
like Manu with long locks /
pretty scary, I say /
but I'm quick to maneuver my hips /
I promise and swear I will sway /
to make good contact /
with my homies Gary and Ray /
because in France, we're so happy /
and, in Paris, we're gay

[Spurminator]

our country and your country want help/
i'm doing my part/
i'm ranked #11 in assists/

:lol

[T.F. Storm]

Tony Parker gets political:

george bush doesn't care about basketball/
which is a shame because it is a good sport/
i have played it/

Tony Parker does sex rhymes:

i put my basketball in your hoop/
make the cheerleaders scream/
then i go home/
and sleep/

Tony Parker raps about social awareness:

our country and your country want help/
i'm doing my part/
i'm ranked #11 in assists/


:lmao