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Are these translated from the original ducks?
For his sake, I hope these aren't translated entirely correctly...
http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/ri...usive_nbas.php
Tony Parker raps for the ladies:
if you see me in the club/
i'm probably by the bar drinking with all the players/
from my basketball franchise/
Tony Parker gets political:
george bush doesn't care about basketball/
which is a shame because it is a good sport/
i have played it/
Tony Parker raps for the streets:
when i'm in your town you better watch your back/
backboard, that is/
i lead my team in slam dunks/
and have remarkable strength for my size/
Tony Parker does sex rhymes:
i put my basketball in your hoop/
make the cheerleaders scream/
then i go home/
and sleep/
Tony Parker raps about social awareness:
our country and your country want help/
i'm doing my part/
i'm ranked #11 in assists/
Tony Parker does backpacker rap:
sitting on the bench at halftime/
TP stands for two points/
it also stands for three points/
i'm pretty bad at three-pointers though/
Tony Parker on Tony Parker:
on the courts i'm like a basketball/
bouncing around on the floor/
i'm also a rapper too/
Tony Parker disses Shaq, sort of:
what's up, doc? more like what's up, i need to see a doc/
because i have injured myself playing basketball/
and might have to sit out for a few games/
Tony Parker disses 50 Cent:
50 cent? more like two quarters/
in basketball there are four quarters/
sometimes i call myself 100 cent/
Are these translated from the original ducks?
Read the comments under all that jibberish and you will see that the translations are garbage.
I don't think even half of that stuff is correctly translated... But I wouldn't know, I'm not French
I haven't heard his music - and I don't know any French, so I can't say one way or another. It was something I was sent.
You haven't experienced Shakespeare until you have heard it in the original Ducks.
That made absolutely no sense.
then there is this little number...
, Eva is fine
Glad she is mine
if I lost her
I'd drink lotsa wine.
Ok...this is why white people shouldn't rap.
? parker ain't whiteOk...this is why white people shouldn't rap.
I was referring to me...I was making a joke.
I do not want to run into TP at night in a dark alley.
why do you say that ??
Check out the arguments breaking out in the comments section on that page lol
i want him to just play ball
if thats the correct translation of the lyrics well it sucks
What the is with French rap anyway? They're not anywhere close to hardcore.
dude, ducks totally made that up, it's hillarious
I love Tony, but this is just laughable to me lol.
Tim Duncan? His nuts are shrunken/
I step up my game because his has sunken.
And Manu? Man-who?/
He's getting hurt like George Karl's practicing voodoo.
He plays like there's pin and needles in his legs/
So it falls to TP to scramble the defense's eggs.
I take control off the pic and roll/
Shake your soul and take it to Eva's hole.
Word up.
Do you realize that it is a joke ?
I've heard parker's rap : it sucks, at least the fake lyrics are funny.
Last edited by Bruno; 03-07-2006 at 11:19 AM.
Parlez vous francais? /
Carve this dude ... trancher / (pronounced tronshay, meaning "to slice")
on the court, yeah I'm short /
but I scorch and report /
to all yall American mutha az how I'm sweet in the shorts /
EVen the s /
scream when I score /
so I tell my French boyfriends /
to ease on the floors /
where we can play /
cuz rare is the day /
that sweaty and messy /
gets your hair in the way /
like Manu with long locks /
pretty scary, I say /
but I'm quick to maneuver my hips /
I promise and swear I will sway /
to make good contact /
with my homies Gary and Ray /
because in France, we're so happy /
and, in Paris, we're gay
our country and your country want help/
i'm doing my part/
i'm ranked #11 in assists/
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