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TIMPARKERFLOPPYLOVE
03-09-2006, 05:16 PM
the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

Spurs defense entitles dry humping and groping opponents until they become uncomfortable. This undesired contact would make most males and females react this way. While Duncan, Floppy, Parker, Bowen, excel when touched in this manner. Horry on the other hand has a liking for human flesh. He does not care what you put in his mouth.

The most boring and most hated team of all time before the 24 second shot clock was implemented is the………

Spurs! #1 for eternity!!!

So next time, try not too make fun of other teams or someone will make fun of yours. The sad part is most people who don’t like the Spurs actually think all that was said above is true. Maybe you fans of the Spurs need to stop talking so much trash and act like adults. Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.

nkdlunch
03-09-2006, 05:18 PM
can i post this before this is erased?

nkdlunch
03-09-2006, 05:18 PM
yes!

Budkin
03-09-2006, 05:21 PM
Another troll finds SpursTalk... :rolleyes

timvp
03-09-2006, 05:21 PM
Mildly entertaining.

cheguevara
03-09-2006, 05:21 PM
the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.



so every Bulls, Lakers championship should be null too, 'cause they drafted Jordan and Magic???

:lmao what a freaking dumb retard this sun fan is

T-Pain
03-09-2006, 05:23 PM
what kind of name is timparkerfloppylove

cheguevara
03-09-2006, 05:24 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/nkdlunch/nashville4.jpg

u know what happened to the titanic right? it SANK MOTHERFUCKER!

Xylus
03-09-2006, 05:25 PM
I've never understood why people respond to trolls, let alone try to retaliate against them...

sanman53
03-09-2006, 05:27 PM
the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

Spurs defense entitles dry humping and groping opponents until they become uncomfortable. This undesired contact would make most males and females react this way. While Duncan, Floppy, Parker, Bowen, excel when touched in this manner. Horry on the other hand has a liking for human flesh. He does not care what you put in his mouth.

The most boring and most hated team of all time before the 24 second shot clock was implemented is the………

Spurs! #1 for eternity!!!

So next time, try not too make fun of other teams or someone will make fun of yours. The sad part is most people who don’t like the Spurs actually think all that was said above is true. Maybe you fans of the Spurs need to stop talking so much trash and act like adults. Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.

LOLOL! After a LONG day of work, I REALLY needed this! THANK YOU! :lol

Dario
03-09-2006, 05:38 PM
:lmao That titanic pic did it, while others were hilariously funny, this one is unbeatable :drunk

DMFFL341
03-09-2006, 05:40 PM
They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

timvp
03-09-2006, 05:41 PM
They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

Were you even born yet?

leemajors
03-09-2006, 05:43 PM
Were you even born yet?

you think a fiendishly clever basketball mind just happened to him in his teens? he was absorbing basketball knowledge in kindergarden.

tekdragon
03-09-2006, 05:44 PM
Is this seriously the best you got?

Geez, your trolling is as bad as your defense.

Bring something.

DMFFL341
03-09-2006, 05:44 PM
Were you even born yet?

Nope. I was born 3 years later.

SpursWoman
03-09-2006, 05:46 PM
huh? :lol

greywheel
03-09-2006, 05:57 PM
The road is not as easy as it was for you last year

Did we ever thank the Suns for making our road easy last year? :lol

CubanMustGo
03-09-2006, 05:59 PM
They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

What the hell is "exatterated"? Is that some new word Cuban coined or what?

samikeyp
03-09-2006, 06:00 PM
They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

Proof, please.

GoSpurs21
03-09-2006, 06:05 PM
the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

Spurs defense entitles dry humping and groping opponents until they become uncomfortable. This undesired contact would make most males and females react this way. While Duncan, Floppy, Parker, Bowen, excel when touched in this manner. Horry on the other hand has a liking for human flesh. He does not care what you put in his mouth.

The most boring and most hated team of all time before the 24 second shot clock was implemented is the………

Spurs! #1 for eternity!!!

So next time, try not too make fun of other teams or someone will make fun of yours. The sad part is most people who don’t like the Spurs actually think all that was said above is true. Maybe you fans of the Spurs need to stop talking so much trash and act like adults. Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.Christopher Lloyd is that you...this guy (TIMPARKERFLOPPYLOVE) has serious problems dealing with his homosexuality

FromWayDowntown
03-09-2006, 06:14 PM
Proof, please.

Come on, mikey. Everyone knows that David Robinson's back was perfectly sound every year of his career after 1996-97 and that he never missed any games because of floating particles in his back that affected his balance, strength, or flexibility. And that broken foot -- a joke! I suspect Pop and Dave still sit around and have a good chuckle over how creative they were to dream that up.

Sean Elliott's injuries that year were a complete ruse, too. In fact, Popovich and the Spurs were so committed to that ruse, that in order to keep everyone off the scent, Pop decided in 1997-98 to play Elliott (arguably one of the top 10 players in franchise history) in only 36 games and to keep him off the playoff roster.

timvp
03-09-2006, 06:17 PM
Come on, mikey. Everyone knows that David Robinson's back was perfectly sound every year of his career after 1996-97 and that he never missed any games because of floating particles in his back that affected his balance, strength, or flexibility. And that broken foot -- a joke! I suspect Pop and Dave still sit around and have a good chuckle over how creative they were to dream that up.

Sean Elliott's injuries that year were a complete ruse, too. In fact, Popovich and the Spurs were so committed to that ruse, that in order to keep everyone off the scent, Pop decided in 1997-98 to play Elliott (arguably one of the top 10 players in franchise history) in only 36 games and to keep him off the playoff roster.

:lol

Spurminator
03-09-2006, 06:22 PM
http://www.luminet.net/~tgort/sherlock.gif

A glorious charade indeed!

FromWayDowntown
03-09-2006, 06:23 PM
At that, Pop tanked that season the RIGHT way. I don't see how anyone can really dispute that any more. I mean, it's way too obvious of a tank job if you lose enough games to ensure that you have the most ping-pong balls in the lottery hopper. It's far more effective to make sure that you're only slightly better than the worst team (particularly when that team has it's own chances plus those of another horrendous team in the lottery mix).

Why guarantee you'll have the best chance at the gem of the draft when you can pretty severely diminish your chances and lend a shadow of doubt to your plan? Give yourself, say, the 3rd best chance (substantially behind the team with the best chance, just for good measure) in a 1-player draft and your tanking strategy is absolutely brilliant. It will give your fans plenty of opportunity to defend the season as a non-tank and it will take fans of other teams years to figure out the subtle brilliance of your plan.

That Pop is so CIA. Truly.

samikeyp
03-09-2006, 06:24 PM
Come on, mikey. Everyone knows that David Robinson's back was perfectly sound every year of his career after 1996-97 and that he never missed any games because of floating particles in his back that affected his balance, strength, or flexibility. And that broken foot -- a joke! I suspect Pop and Dave still sit around and have a good chuckle over how creative they were to dream that up.

Sean Elliott's injuries that year were a complete ruse, too. In fact, Popovich and the Spurs were so committed to that ruse, that in order to keep everyone off the scent, Pop decided in 1997-98 to play Elliott (arguably one of the top 10 players in franchise history) in only 36 games and to keep him off the playoff roster.

As usual, you are spot on my friend! :tu :lol

Spurminator
03-09-2006, 06:26 PM
At that, Pop tanked that season the RIGHT way. I don't see how anyone can really dispute that any more. I mean, it's way too obvious of a tank job if you lose enough games to ensure that you have the most ping-pong balls in the lottery hopper. It's far more effective to make sure that you're only slightly better than the worst team (particularly when that team has it's own chances plus those of another horrendous team in the lottery mix).

Why guarantee you'll have the best chance at the gem of the draft when you can pretty severely diminish your chances and lend a shadow of doubt to your plan? Give yourself, say, the 3rd best chance (substantially behind the team with the best chance, just for good measure) in a 1-player draft and your tanking strategy is absolutely brilliant. It will give your fans plenty of opportunity to defend the season as a non-tank and it will take fans of other teams years to figure out the subtle brilliance of your plan.

That Pop is so CIA. Truly.

Exactly!

It's the perfect alibi... I mean who would tank for a position that would likely land them Ron Mercer or worse?

Only someone as clever-like-a-fox as Pop.

Kori Ellis
03-09-2006, 06:32 PM
Is this the best trolling that Suns fans can do? :sleep

Come on now. Bring your A game. :drunk

Vingianx
03-09-2006, 06:32 PM
Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.

Talk about easy road last season....don't make SPURS fans laugh...you know Phx had an easier road to the WCF than the Spurs who had to duke it out with the hottest team at the end of the regular season which was the Nuggets.. then had to slug it out with the bullying Sonics that kept pounding parker and ginobili...

Now lets see who the suns drew in the 1st round? oh yeah, the struggling grizzlies then it was on to the defense soft Mavs.....now who has the last laugh.........Too bad the Spurs beat the suns at their own game....that was boring at all.....

Vingianx
03-09-2006, 06:34 PM
Exactly!

It's the perfect alibi... I mean who would tank for a position that would likely land them Ron Mercer or worse?

Only someone as clever-like-a-fox as Pop.


are you gonna bitch and moan on how the spurs landed duncan or on how boring they play...make up your minds......

SoCalSpursFan
03-09-2006, 07:08 PM
Tanked the season!?

Two Words....

Will Purdue aka the Lone Ranger.

You expected more?

Obstructed_View
03-09-2006, 10:09 PM
Is there an NBA rule against exatteration?

SenorSpur
03-09-2006, 10:13 PM
Let me see....how many champioinships have the Suns won......oh that's right - NONE!

ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2006, 10:15 PM
I've never understood why people respond to trolls, let alone try to retaliate against them...

I agree.





speaking of Suns Fans that I like.. where in the world is BillsCarnage?

Obstructed_View
03-09-2006, 10:20 PM
TIMPARKERFLOPPYLOVE is Rick Patino.

Extra Stout
03-09-2006, 10:41 PM
I love how Sean Elliott was so committed to continuing the ruse that he faked the bad kidney and even had the fake transplant operation.

Also, even five years later, David Robinson continued to pretend he had chronic back pain.

Really, the Spurs should get some credit for their commitment to the con.

ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2006, 10:42 PM
I love how Sean Elliott was so committed to continuing the ruse that he faked the bad kidney and even had the fake transplant operation.

Also, even five years later, David Robinson continued to pretend he had chronic back pain.

Really, the Spurs should get some credit for their commitment to the con.

I still don't understand why thewy all didn't win ESPY's.
I mean - that kind of dedication to the franchise, the casue... wow. thats the ultimate in sportsmanship.

Peter
03-09-2006, 10:44 PM
Man, that post was right in the forum's sweet spot.

Hey Sun fan, at least we don't have to cheer for a team that has yet to win a championship and is partially owned by a bitch who wears chicken suits to make fun of injured players.