The only reason...

[TIMPARKERFLOPPYLOVE]

the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

Spurs defense en les dry humping and groping opponents until they become uncomfortable. This undesired contact would make most males and females react this way. While Duncan, Floppy, Parker, Bowen, excel when touched in this manner. Horry on the other hand has a liking for human flesh. He does not care what you put in his mouth.

The most boring and most hated team of all time before the 24 second shot clock was implemented is the………

Spurs! #1 for eternity!!!

So next time, try not too make fun of other teams or someone will make fun of yours. The sad part is most people who don’t like the Spurs actually think all that was said above is true. Maybe you fans of the Spurs need to stop talking so much trash and act like adults. Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.

[nkdlunch]

can i post this before this is erased?

[nkdlunch]

yes!

[Budkin]

Another troll finds SpursTalk...

[timvp]

Mildly entertaining.

[cheguevara]

the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

so every Bulls, Lakers championship should be null too, 'cause they drafted Jordan and Magic???

what a freaking dumb re this sun fan is

[T-Pain]

what kind of name is timparkerfloppylove

[cheguevara]

u know what happened to the anic right? it SANK MOTHER ER!

[Xylus]

I've never understood why people respond to trolls, let alone try to retaliate against them...

[sanman53]

the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

Spurs defense en les dry humping and groping opponents until they become uncomfortable. This undesired contact would make most males and females react this way. While Duncan, Floppy, Parker, Bowen, excel when touched in this manner. Horry on the other hand has a liking for human flesh. He does not care what you put in his mouth.

The most boring and most hated team of all time before the 24 second shot clock was implemented is the………

Spurs! #1 for eternity!!!

So next time, try not too make fun of other teams or someone will make fun of yours. The sad part is most people who don’t like the Spurs actually think all that was said above is true. Maybe you fans of the Spurs need to stop talking so much trash and act like adults. Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.

LOLOL! After a LONG day of work, I REALLY needed this! THANK YOU!

[Dario]

That anic pic did it, while others were hilariously funny, this one is unbeatable

[DMFFL341]

They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

[timvp]

They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

Were you even born yet?

[leemajors]

Were you even born yet?

you think a fiendishly clever basketball mind just happened to him in his teens? he was absorbing basketball knowledge in kindergarden.

[tekdragon]

Is this seriously the best you got?

Geez, your trolling is as bad as your defense.

Bring something.

[DMFFL341]

Were you even born yet?

Nope. I was born 3 years later.

[SpursWoman]

huh?

[greywheel]

The road is not as easy as it was for you last year

Did we ever thank the Suns for making our road easy last year?

[CubanMustGo]

They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

What the is "exatterated"? Is that some new word Cuban coined or what?

[samikeyp]

They did tank the season seriously though. They over exatterated Robinson's injury that kept him out nearly the whole year.

Proof, please.

[GoSpurs21]

the Spurs have Duncan because because they tanked the season before he was drafted. This was a brilliant move by the Spurs. So every championship the Spurs are given by the NBA should be null and void.

Spurs defense en les dry humping and groping opponents until they become uncomfortable. This undesired contact would make most males and females react this way. While Duncan, Floppy, Parker, Bowen, excel when touched in this manner. Horry on the other hand has a liking for human flesh. He does not care what you put in his mouth.

The most boring and most hated team of all time before the 24 second shot clock was implemented is the………

Spurs! #1 for eternity!!!

So next time, try not too make fun of other teams or someone will make fun of yours. The sad part is most people who don’t like the Spurs actually think all that was said above is true. Maybe you fans of the Spurs need to stop talking so much trash and act like adults. Good luck in the spring, because you will need it. The road is not as easy as it was for you last year, oh and the NBA can't help you with seeding this time.

Christopher Lloyd is that you...this guy (TIMPARKERFLOPPYLOVE) has serious problems dealing with his sexuality

[FromWayDowntown]

Proof, please.

Come on, mikey. Everyone knows that David Robinson's back was perfectly sound every year of his career after 1996-97 and that he never missed any games because of floating particles in his back that affected his balance, strength, or flexibility. And that broken foot -- a joke! I suspect Pop and Dave still sit around and have a good chuckle over how creative they were to dream that up.

Sean Elliott's injuries that year were a complete ruse, too. In fact, Popovich and the Spurs were so committed to that ruse, that in order to keep everyone off the scent, Pop decided in 1997-98 to play Elliott (arguably one of the top 10 players in franchise history) in only 36 games and to keep him off the playoff roster.

[timvp]

Come on, mikey. Everyone knows that David Robinson's back was perfectly sound every year of his career after 1996-97 and that he never missed any games because of floating particles in his back that affected his balance, strength, or flexibility. And that broken foot -- a joke! I suspect Pop and Dave still sit around and have a good chuckle over how creative they were to dream that up.

Sean Elliott's injuries that year were a complete ruse, too. In fact, Popovich and the Spurs were so committed to that ruse, that in order to keep everyone off the scent, Pop decided in 1997-98 to play Elliott (arguably one of the top 10 players in franchise history) in only 36 games and to keep him off the playoff roster.

[Spurminator]

A glorious charade indeed!

[FromWayDowntown]

At that, Pop tanked that season the RIGHT way. I don't see how anyone can really dispute that any more. I mean, it's way too obvious of a tank job if you lose enough games to ensure that you have the most ping-pong balls in the lottery hopper. It's far more effective to make sure that you're only slightly better than the worst team (particularly when that team has it's own chances plus those of another horrendous team in the lottery mix).

Why guarantee you'll have the best chance at the gem of the draft when you can pretty severely diminish your chances and lend a shadow of doubt to your plan? Give yourself, say, the 3rd best chance (substantially behind the team with the best chance, just for good measure) in a 1-player draft and your tanking strategy is absolutely brilliant. It will give your fans plenty of opportunity to defend the season as a non-tank and it will take fans of other teams years to figure out the subtle brilliance of your plan.

That Pop is so CIA. Truly.