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young pimpo
03-28-2006, 07:35 PM
Is this whole thread about my dad?

chode_regulator
03-28-2006, 07:35 PM
what about that time you were flying with your alqueda classmates and you thought your dogs head had caved in?
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the infamous dog's head caving in. and yeah the bermuda trianlge makes the list. and alqaeda nevefr went to my school. that was just blamed on us bc we were the most well known aviation school in the country.
lastly for my list was the one time i was too drunk and :smokin to drive. RIP 96 blue chevy 1500. :depressed

young pimpo
03-28-2006, 07:36 PM
He's not really in jail he just went out for a bite to eat, that's all.

chode_regulator
03-28-2006, 07:37 PM
He's not really in jail he just went out for a bite to eat, that's all.
post proof or die!!
or at least ban???

mookie2001
03-28-2006, 07:39 PM
He's not really in jail he just went out for a bite to eat, that's all.
if youre really young pimpo
what vacation adventure do you dream of one day telling stories of most?
and what caliber gun is a glock 32?

young pimpo
03-28-2006, 07:39 PM
post proof or die!!
or at least ban???


Well he has been missing for almost 2 weeks, mon. It is a curiously long time to stay away. I'm sure he'll turn up though. Dad always lands on his feet.

I gotta go study for the spelling bee. Go easy on that sensimilia, yo.
:lol

chode_regulator
03-28-2006, 07:47 PM
Well he has been missing for almost 2 weeks, mon. It is a curiously long time to stay away. I'm sure he'll turn up though. Dad always lands on his feet.

I gotta go study for the spelling bee. Go easy on that sensimilia, yo.
:lol
fag

mookie2001
03-28-2006, 07:48 PM
if elpimpo had a son, he would be the most annoying little bitch in all of Inez
and would quite possibly make mike bibby look like malcolm x

Cant_Be_Faded
03-28-2006, 07:49 PM
He'd never actually be awake either

chode_regulator
03-28-2006, 07:49 PM
if elpimpo had a son, he would be the most annoying little bitch in all of Inez
and would quite possibly make mike bibby look like malcolm x
lol mike bibby malcolm x
all these racial comments mookie refers to, i have to ask. are you black?

Allan Rowe vs Wade
03-28-2006, 07:51 PM
I used to know elpimpo and I was friends with choderegulators twin

E20
03-28-2006, 07:52 PM
I used to know elpimpo and I was friends with choderegulators twin
Why do you have a SC case as your SN.

Allan Rowe vs Wade
03-28-2006, 07:54 PM
My names Allan Wade
so my nickname was "rowe versus"

ED dos o cientos nueve
03-28-2006, 07:57 PM
Error (,2787/,,/6,/?<=<^#?<)

Spartacus
03-28-2006, 07:59 PM
I'm Spartacus!

George W. Bush
03-28-2006, 08:04 PM
This is aid and comfort to the enemy.
I agree

Cant_Be_Faded
03-28-2006, 08:05 PM
Why do you have a SC case as your SN.


That is the funniest th ing I've read all day.

Cant_Be_Faded
03-28-2006, 08:09 PM
rofl
allan rowe

Allan Rowe vs Wade
03-28-2006, 08:10 PM
yeah yeah, i've heard it all :lol

chode_regulator
03-28-2006, 08:18 PM
lmao at like the last 8 posts

atlfan25
03-29-2006, 01:58 AM
4cc is in jail just like 3rdcoast was in jail

i hope he is enjoying bigzeke as much as 3rd did

chode_regulator
03-29-2006, 07:28 PM
i wonder what 4cc is doing right now
probably getting raped in the ass
but i guess since hes gay its not really rape. :lol

Cant_Be_Faded
04-01-2006, 08:00 PM
word from the underground is that pimpo already had to get a tat, to try to fit in

midgetonadonkey
04-01-2006, 08:08 PM
Has he been raped yet?

Cant_Be_Faded
04-01-2006, 08:09 PM
I wonder if any normal person smaller than 6 foot 4 230 pounds has ever gone to prison and come out un-raped.

lil'mo
04-01-2006, 08:26 PM
word from the underground is that pimpo already had to get a tat, to try to fit in
yeah, he had his cellmate do it with a rusty fork

mookie2001
04-01-2006, 08:42 PM
i heard from elpimpo, he's fine
he got some old dude who has night terrors as a cellmate

Sgt.Joe Friday
04-01-2006, 09:18 PM
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,

"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."


"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."

Cant_Be_Faded
04-01-2006, 09:20 PM
Supposedly he is going to get a tattoo of himself when he was a baby, on his arm.

midgetonadonkey
04-01-2006, 09:28 PM
Dammit I was planning on getting the same tattoo. It will be gay if we both have identical tattoos.

chode_regulator
04-02-2006, 07:43 AM
i heard from elpimpo, he's fine
he got some old dude who has night terrors as a cellmate
similear to the cellmate you had right mookie? back when you were on lockdwon in 02. or was that 03?

young pimpo
04-05-2006, 05:39 PM
You are such liars, mon. I got a letter from papa this afternoon. He says it's not as bad as in a maximum security prison or anything and its certainly no Oz.

He's doing okay. He'll be out soon.
I gotta go. Mom's giving me flack 'bout carrying around my nine millimeter.

mookie2001
04-05-2006, 06:47 PM
similear to the cellmate you had right mookie? back when you were on lockdwon in 02. or was that 03?in their age
mine was deaf and thought I was a doctor of american sign language ( I am only a certified ASL Master)



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