elpimpo's new home

[mookie2001]

elpimpo caught a case last year
his sentencing was yesterday
12-18 months state jail felony
now he and the bars will be tight like vise grip

[Hook Dem]

Liberals= -1

[midgetonadonkey]

Poor fucker. He is going to get fucked hard.

[ObiwanGinobili]

was it drug possesion?
was he arrested by the V-town popo?
damn that sucks.
they make like weed is from the devil.

[Old School Chic]

elpimpo caught a case last year
his sentencing was yesterday
12-18 months state jail felony
now he and the bars will be tight like vise grip

Is this a joke? :wtf

[mookie2001]

no


he's not the type of person to lose will
and he'll just read all day anyway

[ShoogarBear]

Damn. I guess no internets in the Big House?

[SpursWoman]

Is this like the whole "puppies in a trash bag out of the car window" incident? :wtf

[mookie2001]

was it drug possesion?
was he arrested by the V-town popo?
damn that sucks.
they make like weed is from the devil.
v-county
and the sheriff of this towns gonna make money too

[ObiwanGinobili]

O'Conner?
i never did like that pompous windbag.

[Old School Chic]

Is this like the whole "puppies in a trash bag out of the car window" incident? :wtf


:wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh shit.
since he's convicted of a felony... doesn't elpimpo lose his right to vote?
thats gotta burn

[mookie2001]

Is this like the whole "puppies in a trash bag out of the car window" incident? :wtf
that was true too

[mookie2001]

http://www.malcolm-x.org/media/pic/mg44.jpg
the best part of it the narcassnarc responsible will meet his end

[Old School Chic]

that was true too

In that case the jerk deserves the jail time and more............

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's obviously a plot by conservatives to silence ElPimpo.

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.malcolm-x.org/media/pic/mg44.jpg
the best part of it the narcassnarc responsible will meet his end

You are absolutely nuts to even joke about shit like that.

[CharlieMac]

Get raped in prison is my worst fear. Nothing scares me more, I weigh like 160 pounds or some shit.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Get raped in prison is my worst fear. Nothing scares me more, I weigh like 160 pounds or some shit.

http://www.moviegoods.com/assets/product_images/1020/183996.1020.A.jpg

"Watch out for your cornhole, man."

[Cant_Be_Faded]

son of a bitch
i thought this was about him getting a new house in austin

[polandprzem]

That's why he was so good at vbookie

bastard

[Oh, Gee!!]

sold drugs to an undercover prostitute

[mookie2001]

You are absolutely nuts to even joke about shit like that.fed

[CosmicCowboy]

fed

mookie...I am damn sure no fed but I am trying to give you some good advice...you just don't joke about whacking undercover cops...its like making bomb jokes at the airport...you may think it's harmless but they will seriously fuck your world up...

[mookie2001]

narcs dont have to cops you stupid bastard

[CosmicCowboy]

narcs dont have to cops you stupid bastard

yeah whatever little bad boy...

[mookie2001]

but fuck a cop too
I could see hundreds of possible situations in which I could kill a cop
undercover or not

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

but fuck a cop too
I could see hundreds of possible situations in which I could kill a cop
undercover or not


The views of mookie2001 do not necessarily reflect those of SpursTalk.com, their subsidiaries, the posters of SpursTalk.com or their familes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mookie is a straight up gangsta motha fucka. He kills cops and then eats their flesh in a lettuce wrap.

[Trainwreck2100]

^^^^narc

[Trainwreck2100]

Better watch it JB, Mookie is a notorious capper of narcs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

^^^ Bitter virgin.

[Trainwreck2100]

^^^ Bitter virgin.

I'm not bitter, sad, lonely, crier, those are adjectives for me. But not bitter.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

seriously man what are you trying to do me??
lol
theres pics of you all over the internets too

can you take that down
at least in this thread


Sure, there are pics of me, but I don't threaten cops.

I take things like that fairly seriously since I have family and friends in law enforcement.

[mookie2001]

I didnt threaten any cop owesnomoney

[Trainwreck2100]

Sure, there are pics of me, but I don't threaten cops.

I take things like that fairly seriously since I have family and friends in law enforcement.


That's it, now you've done it,mookie's gonna cap yo ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Instead of capping him maybe you should consider shanking him. Just as a tribute to elpimpo going to the pinta.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I didnt threaten any cop owesnomoney

Somehow, I doubt the thoughts of elpimpo are really on the $20 I owe him.

Although if he wants, I'd be happy to send it to the jail he has so he can buy cigarettes instead of having to be a prison bitch his first few weeks.

[tlongII]

This thread is bullshit. I don't buy it.

[mookie2001]

I take things like that fairly seriously since I have family and friends in law enforcement.

you pussy ass bitch
Way to go
my dads was a cop too
what the fuck does that mean
I simply said there scenarios in which I might kill one
i might kill a independent carpenter too

awwwwwwwwwwwww.................but my daddys a carpenter

[Kori Ellis]

Mookie didn't threaten any cops. He said he could think of situations where he COULD kill cops. Completely different.

Anyway, I deleted the pic.

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

THATS the notorious gangsta "Mookie"?

falling out of my chair laughing...:lol

[mookie2001]

notorious gangsta i never said i was a gangster







I would venture to say threaten would be me going up to a cop and telling him I'm a GOING to kill him

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel another shanking coming on.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you pussy ass bitch
Way to go
my dads was a cop too
what the fuck does that mean
I simply said there scenarios in which I might kill one
i might kill a independent carpenter too

awwwwwwwwwwwww.................but my daddys a carpenter

You're calling me a "pussy ass bitch?"

Aren't you the one bitching and moaning because your friend is going to the pokey to get pokeyed?

And even then, I'm kind of with tlong in that I don't necessarily believe it.

[Trainwreck2100]

i never said i was a gangster







I would venture to say threaten would be me going up to a cop and telling him I'm a GOING to kill him



Fuck the Police

That's all I'm seeing, Mooks, you's is straight gangsta

[mookie2001]

you should narc on me then blaze


take that pic, go down to s frio and tell them the story

[SpursWoman]

Somehow, I doubt the thoughts of elpimpo are really on the $20 I owe him.

Although if he wants, I'd be happy to send it to the jail he has so he can buy cigarettes instead of having to be a prison bitch his first few weeks.


There is no smoking in prison....but he can buy like, ice cream n' stuff. Maybe some Preparation H to help reduce some of the swelling perhaps...but no smoking.

:hat :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There is no smoking in prison....but he can buy like, ice cream n' stuff. Maybe some Preparation H to help reduce some of the swelling perhaps...but no smoking.

:hat :lol

Maybe we can get the cupcake some money for cupcakes.

Mookie, does he like ho-hos or is that going to be a touchy subject since he's going to be his cellmate's ho-ho?

[SpursWoman]

Mookie is a straight up gangsta motha fucka. He kills cops and then eats their flesh in a lettuce wrap.


I'm thinking more of like wrapped in a tortilla and grilled, for maximum portability. So he'd be, you know, good to go.

:fro

[ShoogarBear]

There is no smoking in prison.

You gotta be shittin me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you should narc on me then blaze


take that pic, go down to s frio and tell them the story

It's so amusing to watch the process you've gone through for this thread.

1. A little down since your friend is going to the clink.

2. A lot of hard-ass since apparently he was helped along by a CI.

3. A little bitch for whining at his picture posting - which was actually a joke.

4. A lot hard-ass again.

[SpursWoman]

You gotta be shittin me.

No, not kidding. Why, were you planning on making the trip but are worried about that bad nicotine addiction?


:lol

[Oh, Gee!!]

I'm thinking more of like wrapped in a tortilla and grilled, for maximum portability. So he'd be, you know, good to go.

:fro


uuummmm, that's good cop.

[mookie2001]

which was actually a joke

really????????

Is that why the FBI didnt bust down my doors

[tlongII]

mookie is lying.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

really????????

Is that why the FBI didnt bust down my doors

That's just probably because they don't give a fuck.

[ShoogarBear]

No, not kidding. Why, were you planning on making the trip but are worried about that bad nicotine addiction?


:lol

What about all those classic movies where they use cigarettes for currency?

And, seriously, you gotta figure that at least 50% (probably much much higher) of those guys smoke.

[j-6]

Will he tape a picture of Touchdown Jesus to his mirror with athletic tape?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But in all seriousness, if Pimpo's going to Huntsville, I'd like to deposit the bet money I owe him in his prison account so he can use it for whatever he wants.

As soon as you get his information, you let me know.

[mookie2001]

I noticed blaze left out the "lol" in my message to him

I was just joking too
:depressed
see!!

[Trainwreck2100]

I noticed blaze left out the "lol" in my message to him

I was just joking too
:depressed
see!!


um...no

[Kori Ellis]

To back up Spurswoman ...

Smoking bans spread to prisons
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-07-21-prison-smoking-usat_x.htm

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

um...no

:lmao

Hehe, I noticed Mookie can't read.

[SpursWoman]

What about all those classic movies where they use cigarettes for currency?

And, seriously, you gotta figure that at least 50% (probably much much higher) of those guys smoke.


I'm sure they get cigarettes just as they still smuggle in drugs, but yeah ... it's:

http://www.greatersouthern.com/manufacturers/homerec/decor/no_smoking_bulldog.jpg

[mookie2001]

sorrry

:oops :oops

[A-Train]

? (http://www.thevictoriaadvocate.com/Public_Records/Police_Courts/story/3393220p-3924626c.html)

[SpursWoman]

uuummmm, that's good cop.


:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For future reference.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/publications/executive/Gen-Info-Guide-Families-Offenders-Feb06.pdf

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/C/Chubby%20Cherub.jpg

I found Mookies gangsta video game.

[Trainwreck2100]

? (http://www.thevictoriaadvocate.com/Public_Records/Police_Courts/story/3393220p-3924626c.html)


He raises a good point

[A-Train]

Shit like this would've made some rag. Sounds like a made up story.

[Kori Ellis]

So I guess ElPimpo won't win the mayoral race.

[mookie2001]

? (http://www.thevictoriaadvocate.com/Public_Records/Police_Courts/story/3393220p-3924626c.html)those arent felonies

and I wouldnt trust that either

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Movies the Mookie Crew should watch to give them a good view on the next 12-18 months of elpimpo's life.

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/60/38/11m.jpg

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/40/51/81m.jpg

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/89/72/48m.jpg

[SpursWoman]

For future reference.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/publications/executive/Gen-Info-Guide-Families-Offenders-Feb06.pdf


I couldn't find it in there anywhere, but mookie won't be able to send naked Polaroids of himself to elpimpo ... he's going to have to break down and go digital.

:lmao

[A-Train]

those arent felonies

and I wouldnt trust that either

Right. So which court sentenced him?

[mookie2001]

well I dont want to give out all of his personal info but

a south texas felony court I guess?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

well I dont want to give out all of his personal info but

a south texas felony court I guess?

Oh, come on...

I don't want to have to make court record requests of multiple courts.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mookie doesn't take kindly to his picture being posted

he almost punched me in the face cuz i posted it once

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but cbf is it true?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't know what it is but Mookie is a big pussy.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What is really really odd is that he asked to not be included in pics, and even made attempts to avoid them. Yet he was in like 3 pics. On the other hand...whottt came to a gtg and even drank margaritas, yet no pics of him.

Whottt is a narc in my book.

[mookie2001]

well its in threads
but really there are narcs like no other on here
blaze and cosmic cowboy proved it

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You don't even know which moniker you're posting under now.

:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

well its in threads
but really there are narcs like no other on here
blaze and cosmic cowboy proved it

:lmao @ being called a narc. Thats some funny shit there.

[mookie2001]

its mooscar

[Trainwreck2100]

You don't even know which moniker you're posting under now.

:lmao


I thoought I was the only one who saw that

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Free Pimpo!

[thispego]

damn i dont know if elpimpo wants all of st to know that he's in lockdown mookie, are you stupid or something?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

damn i dont know if elpimpo wants all of st to know that he's in lockdown mookie, are you stupid or something?

Is that a rhetorical question?

[midgetonadonkey]

elpimpo won't know for a while.

[thispego]

no im really curious

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we get a vbookie on how long elpimpo actually spends locked up?

[thispego]

elpimpo won't know for a while.
true, but do they let convicted felons attend gtg's?

[Johnny Tightlips]

Who said I was locked up?

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

[midgetonadonkey]

An "elpimpo get's out of the pinta" GTG should be arranged when the time is right.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

An "elpimpo get's out of the pinta" GTG should be arranged when the time is right.

As long as it's not an "ElPimpo gets it in the pinta" GTG.

[thispego]

An "elpimpo get's out of the pinta" GTG should be arranged when the time is right.
elpimpo will more than likely be long forgotton by that point

[midgetonadonkey]

It's only 12-18 months. I say he does 10 monthes tops. As long as he doesn't rape anyone of course.

[Johnny Tightlips]

As long as it's not an "ElPimpo gets it in the pinta" GTG.

Go suck a lemon.

[tlongII]

Can I have Rita's phone number?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

elpimpo will more than likely be long forgotton by that point

Now that's friendship.

[thispego]

It's only 12-18 months. I say he does 10 monthes tops. As long as he doesn't rape anyone of course.
elpimpo has a bad temper with a 5 scond fuse.... my guess is, in less that 6 months.... he will have killed someone

[Johnny Tightlips]

It's only 12-18 months. I say he does 10 monthes tops. As long as he doesn't rape anyone of course.

I ain't rapin' nothin'.

[midgetonadonkey]

After a couple of monthes without seeing any ass you will be rapin' something.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.laparfumerie.com/images/products/englishleathersoap.jpg

[SpursWoman]

damn i dont know if elpimpo wants all of st to know that he's in lockdown mookie, are you stupid or something?


That was actually my first thought. That it probably wasn't very cool of a friend to blab his unfortunate circumstances. Kind of personal, you know?

Unless he's a hard ass like mookie who eats cops on a grilled tortilla whenever he feels like it. Then he might think it's cool.


:fro

[SpursWoman]

Can I have Rita's phone number?


:lol :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Can we get a vBookie on his first prison tat?

[CosmicCowboy]

Can we get a vBookie on his first prison tat?

If he is as gangsta as Mookie his homie will probably give him a "handlebar" tat...:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Who said I was locked up?

I ain't sayin' nothin'.



Post in the troll forum or dont post at all.


Johnny Tightlips you are banned.

[desflood]

elpimpo has a bad temper with a 5 scond fuse.... my guess is, in less that 6 months.... he will have killed someone
Or get himself killed.

[tlongII]

I don't know what it is, but this thread is bullshit.

[cecil collins]

but fuck a cop too
I could see hundreds of possible situations in which I could kill a cop
undercover or not
:lol

[bigzak25]

if mookie don't give a damn, elpimpo don't give a fuck.

[bigzak25]

I ain't rapin' nothin'.




"JT, JT, welcome to your new home.......and wow, what tight lips you have..."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mr. Dictionary...since you're lurking here, can you post "incarceration," please?

[Mr. Dictionary]

Who said I was locked up?



*Usage Note*
Usually, Johnny Tightlips chooses to couch this particular kind of phrase in a different tense, i.e. "Who says I been being locked up?"

[Mr. Dictionary]

Mr. Dictionary...since you're lurking here, can you post "incarceration," please?

Access Granted.

Incarceration
n.
1 : a confining or state of being confined
2 : abnormal retention or confinement of a body part; specifically : a constriction of the neck of a hernial sac so that the hernial contents become irreducible

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mr. Dictionary is the fucking shit. One of the greatest screennames ever.

Jaimie Escalante would approve :tu

[Jaime Escalante]

You are right CBF. I do approve of any screenname that teaches these burros. I do not approve of the puto elpimpo getting locked up. From what I remember he was excellent at math and should not be held down by the gringo policia que no.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

elpimpo is not only good at math but he is also a master of Rhetoric.

Or is he?

[Mr. Dictionary]

Does not compute.

[mookie2001]

Or is he?

what Is rhetoric?, really

[mookie2001]

I know OF calculus

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mr. Dictionary is straying away from his roots.
his roots.

[Jaime Escalante]

I've always thought of elpimpo as a master of rhetoric pero I'm not an english vato so I cannot say for sure. I was sure Senor Dictionary would be able to be the judge of that que no.

[Jaime Escalante]

I know OF calculus

I can teach you cal-cu-las if you want panson.

[T-Pain]

so elpimpo is really locked up?

[Mr. Dictionary]

I've always thought of elpimpo as a master of rhetoric pero I'm not an english vato so I cannot say for sure. I was sure Senor Dictionary would be able to be the judge of that que no.

I am a dictionary.

I believe you are thinking of an encyclopedia, n

A comprehensive reference work containing articles on a wide range of subjects or on numerous aspects of a particular field, usually arranged alphabetically.

[Jaime Escalante]

I am a dictionary.

I believe you are thinking of an encyclopedia, n

A comprehensive reference work containing articles on a wide range of subjects or on numerous aspects of a particular field, usually arranged alphabetically.

Pues, donde esta el pinche Senor Encyclopedia?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2279/cbfmookie6gn.jpg

Well, if Mookie ever goes to prison...that'd be a funny pic to put in the prison.

[mookie2001]

LOL
cbf and I can respond to each other like twice before someone shows us getting married

[Cant_Be_Faded]

My tits should be bigger

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My tits should be bigger

Mookie likes big'uns with his men?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

No I just look too flat in that picture :wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

My tits should be bigger

Don't be self conscience, you have nice tits.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^fuck you go hang out with your brother

[midgetonadonkey]

Bush = a douche

[Cant_Be_Faded]

burro

[mookie2001]

but but


MLK's dream was for Iraqis too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://gleefulschizo666.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/disturbing.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

what is CBF even thinking about in that picture?


At the time, thispego said something funny and I looked upward toward the direction of the tv.

I was trying not to laugh too much cuz I was really stoned and paranoid.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://gleefulschizo666.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/disturbing.jpg

I'd hit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

MY brother is fighting for your freedom!!!
he's the head Haliburton executive in Iraq

So that means he isn't fighting or doing shit, just collecting a check.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ehhh those people are on the right

[Zombie]

NObody asked the #1 question that should have been asked.
Did he have a stash somewhere if so, where is it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/006072305X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

suggested for reading for anyone interested in knowing a REAL AMERICAN


I bet TPark uses this as a bible and reads a chapter before bed every day.

[T Park]

is this for real?

Did he really get sentanced to 12 to 18 months!??!?

[mookie2001]

whoah clans lil bro busted out a Hannity book!!

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/markpoyser/uggabugga/2004/hannity-book.jpg
this is the better cover, notice the conservative smerk

[mookie2001]

is this for real?

Did he really get sentanced to 12 to 18 months!??!?
yeah
nobody believes me though
because I'm always crying wolf

[Cant_Be_Faded]

He has two books?.........America does not deserve God's protection.

[T Park]

I bet TPark uses this as a bible and reads a chapter before bed every day

Actually I'm not a huge fan of Hannity.


More Glenn Beck.

But Glenn has too much common sense for either one of you ass clowns.

[mookie2001]

he wont stop until he wins americas war against liberalism

[T Park]

A fight I wish he would win.

[midgetonadonkey]

Because the country is in such great shape with conservatives in charge.

[mookie2001]

alright enough politics
post some pictures of Elijah Mohammed or something

[T Park]

Best economy in 20 years.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Mookie was the case that they gave me"

[T Park]

actually a conservative is NOT in the white house.

Bush isn't even close to being a conservative.

[mookie2001]

http://www.grioo.com/images/rubriques/6/62.jpgsomething less inflamatory

[mookie2001]

actually a conservative is NOT in the white house.

Bush isn't even close to being a conservative.




fiscally hell no
socially fuck yes

[midgetonadonkey]

Best economy in 20 years.

:lmao

[T Park]

Unempolyment under 5%

adding hundreds of thousands of jobs everymonth.


Was Clinton's fake economy better???

[T Park]

[
[QUOTE]socially fuck yes

His handling of the border makes that a fuck no.

[midgetonadonkey]

Unempolyment under 5%

adding hundreds of thousands of jobs everymonth.


Was Clinton's fake economy better???

:lmao

He is just making his faggot ass rich friend richer.

If unemployment is so low, why can't a bunch of people I hang with get a job?

[T Park]

If its so low?

National level is below 5.

That is LOW.


Afraid to break it to you.


I see signs at resteraunts and other places constantly got "Help Wanted" signs up.


Sorry for your friends, but the economy is good.

[T Park]

He is just making his faggot ass rich friend richer

Who the hell are you talking about.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the hell are you talking about.

The bitches that run Haliburton and his fucking arab friends that run oil companies. They are bringing in profits at historical levels and the President doesn't have the balls to try and regulate that shit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Last I checked, this was a thread about the future of elpimpo's pooper and how he should watch his cornhole now that he shares a cell with a guy named Molly.

No politics.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Tpark you are such a blockhead

If Bush told you to never buy another authentic jersey and never appear on the roundtable ever again, I bet you'd do it without thinking twice.

[IceColdBrewski]

elpimpo caught a case last year
his sentencing was yesterday
12-18 months state jail felony
now he and the bars will be tight like vise grip

Caught a case? That's prison lingo. Have you been locked up before, or is that just something you can pick up off a rap album nowadays?

If true, 12-18 months means that he'll be going to a state jail. Not any kind of place he has to worry about protecting his cornhole. Everyone serving in those places are on their best behavior for the most part. That's because they're close to joining the free world. No need to get into trouble when you're that close to freedom.

If he's smart, the only things he'll be doing for the next 12-18 months is keeping his mouth shut, and doing exactly what the correctional officers tell him to do.

[bigzak25]

"Mookie was the case that they gave me"


:tu :lol




but damn, if all this shit is da troof? very sorry to hear it. Goodluck pimpo and may your time fly brother...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If he's smart, the only things he'll be doing for the next 12-18 months is keeping his mouth shut



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Yeah, you know, I somehow think he's going to have some problems doing that.

[polandprzem]

I don't think you understand, Halliburton is fighting for OUR freedom!

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Johnny Blaze takes kindly to spittin barbs at me, pimpo, and mook...

But if he were in the big house he'd be nothing more than a buster.

[thispego]

alright, here's the inside scoop for whomever it concerns, elipimpo contacted me and asked me to pass on his meesage through ST for help with his current legal situation.
pimpo was pulled over in 2005 for a broken tailight
he had just finsihed smoking a joint and the ocifer smelled it as she approached pimpos vehicle.
a search ensued and the female officer seized two unlicensed, loaded gloc 33's, 15 rounds each, as well as marijuana paraphanalia.
again, pimpo is currently serving a 12-18 month stretch

[polandprzem]

Eeee the prisons are like the Hotels out there.

[CosmicCowboy]

alright, here's the inside scoop for whomever it concerns, elipimpo contacted me and asked me to pass on his meesage through ST for help with his current legal situation.
pimpo was pulled over in 2005 for a broken tailight
he had just finsihed smoking a joint and the ocifer smelled it as she approached pimpos vehicle.
a search ensued and the female officer seized two unlicensed, loaded gloc 33's, 15 rounds each, as well as marijuana paraphanalia.
again, pimpo is currently serving a 12-18 month stretch

damn...he must have had a really shitty lawyer unless he had a prior felony.

[nkdlunch]

To back up Spurswoman ...

Smoking bans spread to prisons
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-07-21-prison-smoking-usat_x.htm


:lmao raping your cellmate or joining a jail-gang is also banned. :lol it's fucking jail for christ sakes anything and everything goes on inside

[thispego]

damn...he must have had a really shitty lawyer unless he had a prior felony.
prior record

[CosmicCowboy]

prior record

In that case he's lucky it was state and not federal.

[nkdlunch]

Eeee the prisons are like the Hotels out there.

yeah, pound me in the ass hotels

[Clandestino]

highest level of home ownership ever

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Johnny Blaze takes kindly to spittin barbs at me, pimpo, and mook...

But if he were in the big house he'd be nothing more than a buster.

The difference between me and you all...

Me = Zero arrests, convictions, jail time.

Mookie Crew = Yeah.

I'm not stupid enough to drive with a broken taillight, smoke the chronic and have weapons in my car.

Give Pimpo my best, and like I said before, it he wants his Rose Bowl money in his Twinkies account, I'll send it.

[Clandestino]

The bitches that run Haliburton and his fucking arab friends that run oil companies. They are bringing in profits at historical levels and the President doesn't have the balls to try and regulate that shit.

so, the government should run all big business? move to cuba if you want the government in charge of everything

[midgetonadonkey]

They shouldn't run it but they should at least keep tabs on it. They are jacking up oil prices and making record profits while most americans are struggling to fill their gas tank.

[mookie2001]

thats what I heard
although I didn't expect thispego to blog this so quickly
they were glock 32s though
fullsize
I knew he has always had one, he must have just bought one of those he had recently been pricing

[SpursWoman]

:lmao raping your cellmate or joining a jail-gang is also banned. :lol it's fucking jail for christ sakes anything and everything goes on inside



Did you read any of the other posts at all? I'm pretty sure I acknowledged that. :fro

[thispego]

thats fucked up, the only thing pimpo needs protection from is narcolepsy

[mookie2001]

its gonBe movie night or a late afternoon in the library and hes gonna fall asleep at like 5 to 7pm, curled up Snake, and hes gonBe like, "hey, hey....hey HEY BITCH, WAKE UP...nice lips..."

[polandprzem]

yeah, pound me in the ass hotels

hehe

You think what he did was such a crime to be in such "hotel" ?

[nkdlunch]

hehe

You think what he did was such a crime to be in such "hotel" ?

yup, possesion of loaded illegal guns is a felony.

[polandprzem]

okay

I want to see his cell

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

okay

I want to see his cell

I think that might be a little hard :lol

is this the truth or is this just internet fiction?

[CosmicCowboy]

yup, possesion of loaded illegal guns is a felony.

Assuming we are talking about Texas, posession of the guns wasn't illegal unless he was a previously convicted felon, but having them loaded in the car was definitely a problem.

[nkdlunch]

are u saying possesion of unregistered loaded guns in Texas is not a felony!!???

[mookie2001]

hes just saying when you call them "illegal guns", it makes it sound like the guns were fully automatic, sawed offs, and or banned assualt rifles, things of that nature

[CosmicCowboy]

are u saying possesion of unregistered loaded guns in Texas is not a felony!!???

Are you not from Texas? Guns are not registered and conventional firearms are not illegal to own. Now carrying one loaded and concealed in your car is illegal, but the actual possession of the gun is not.

[polandprzem]

At first I though he had just some weeed....

[Clandestino]

I just got a COLLECT CALL from El Pimpo... this is a just of what he said:

You know it's hard out here for an elpimpo (you ain't knowin)
When i tryin to get da money for da rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Caddies and glock money spent (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of bitches like mookie talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)

[Djay]
In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets of victoria
Gotta couple hoes(cbf and mookie) workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Clandestino on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' an elpimpo
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

[Chorus]

[Djay]
Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Spurstalkers hatin on me cause I got 10-18
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder
North Victoria where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where niggaz all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just got a COLLECT CALL from El Pimpo... this is a just of what he said:

You know it's hard out here for an elpimpo (you ain't knowin)
When i tryin to get da money for da rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Caddies and glock money spent (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of bitches like mookie talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)

[Djay]
In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets of victoria
Gotta couple hoes(cbf and mookie) workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Clandestino on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' an elpimpo
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

[Chorus]

[Djay]
Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Spurstalkers hatin on me cause I got 10-18
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder
North Victoria where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where niggaz all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah

:lmao

Give him the Oscar.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

[tlongII]

Why does elpimpo need to carry two loaded glocks around in his car anyway?

Can I have Rita's phone number?

[SpursWoman]

Can I have Rita's phone number?

:lol

[chode_regulator]

thats fucked up, the only thing pimpo needs protection from is narcolepsy
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha ha

*takes a deep breath*


bbbbwwwwwwwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh aa

:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant

its funny bc its true

elpimpo is infamous for everytime he :smokin or :drunk or even just :hat he always ALWAYS falls asleep

thats quite possibly teh funniest post of the year.

oh btw sucks about ep4cc

[lil'mo]

Why does elpimpo need to carry two loaded glocks around in his car anyway?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VICTORIA TX!?!?
...i didnt think so
you'd be crazy NOT to drive around with loaded glocs in your car

[chode_regulator]

when i lived there i always drove around wtih a sawed off. little extreme i guess but you never know.
people dont give victoria the props it deserves.

[1369]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VICTORIA TX!?!?
...i didnt think so
you'd be crazy NOT to drive around with loaded glocs in your car

I used to live in Victoria from 95-98 and also lived on the corner of Navarro and Stayton.

I never felt the need to ride through town with a loaded gun.

[chode_regulator]

must not have beenhanging aroudn with the right crowd

[chode_regulator]

and i lived there for over 18 yrs. i'd say around late 99 early 00 is when t hings got real out of hand

[1369]

Probably not. Beings that I'm construstion trash, I spent most of my time in the plant.

Or at the Brown Bag

Or Maximus

[chode_regulator]

lolol
the bag is moderately cool. sad that thats teh best v town has to offer
maximus? how was that place back in the day?

[1369]

lolol
the bag is moderately cool. sad that thats teh best v town has to offer
maximus? how was that place back in the day?

Probably the same way it is today. :lol

[thispego]

Why does elpimpo need to carry two loaded glocks around in his car anyway?

I used to live in Victoria from 95-98 and also lived on the corner of Navarro and Stayton.

I never felt the need to ride through town with a loaded gun.
25 Most Dangerous Metropolitan Areas - 2005
1.Detroit-Livonia-Dearborn, MI M.D.
2.Memphis, TN-MS-AR
3.Sumter, SC
4.Fairbanks, AK
5.New Orleans, LA
6.Miami-Dade County, FL M.D.
7.Myrtle Beach, SC
8.Las Vegas-Paradise, NV
9.Victoria, TX
10.Florence, SC
11.Stockton, CA
12.Shreveport-Bossier City, LA
13.Pine Bluff, AR
14.Lafeyette, LA
15.Jackson, MS
16.Saginaw, MI
17.Phoenix-Mesa-Scottsdale, AR
18.Tucson, AZ
19.Los Angeles County, CA M.D.
20.Baltimore-Towson, MD
21.Albuquerque, NM
22.Vineland, NJ
23.Montogomery, AL
24.Little Rock, AR
25.Charleston-North Charleston, SC

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VICTORIA TX!?!?
...i didnt think so
you'd be crazy NOT to drive around with loaded glocs in your car

[thispego]

Probably the same way it is today. :lol
Minimus leaves alot to be desired.... :depressed

[1369]

Minimus leaves alot to be desired.... :depressed

Trust me, back when they didn't have enough coin to bring in "outside" talent, it left a lot more.

[thispego]

ever catch the one-legged strippers ping pong-show?


















me neither :vomit

[ObiwanGinobili]

I used to live in Victoria from 95-98 and also lived on the corner of Navarro and Stayton.

I never felt the need to ride through town with a loaded gun.


holy crap dude.
you were my friggin neighbor. :lol
well kinda.
we lived on the corner of DeLeon & Commercial - right across fro mthe train & windmill.
Also our cousin lived right next to you on the corner of Stayon & the train track.

also , riding around town in my 1986 Chevy shortbed I almost always had a rifle or 2 slung across the gun rack in the back window.
made a girl feel safer since every kicker in the world feels it;s his duty to hoot & hollar at a chick in a truck in the summer with no a/c. :princess


and i lived there for over 18 yrs. i'd say around late 99 early 00 is when t hings got real out of hand
I'm going ot have to agree with this just based on the sheer # of realtives we had get arrested or deported. :oops
What made the whole situation a bit stranger tho is that we have a couple good friends who happen to be Feds in v-town (mookie if you call me a narc i'll fuckign kill you) anyway we all worked out at the same Gym - body of Fitness on navarro behind church's chicken - that at the tiem was owned by a police officer friend of ours (he;s since sold it to another friend).
So we are at the gym at lunch ( emo worked at Atzenhoffer so it was right across the street) adn the two Feds come in and take us aside adn are like...
"hey we don;t want this to be weird or anythgin but we wanted to let you know that we took down Junior this morning (my hubbies uncle) and it looks like he;s going away for another 30" Talk about awkward.
also in '98 there seemed to be a whole slew of teen suicides.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Minimus leaves alot to be desired.... :depressed


:lmao
I knew this one chick who went to work there.... she was 21 had 3 kids & one was a c-section.....apparnetly she was the best they'd seen in awhile casue she was rolling in the $$ .. she came into Tejas one night and left me a $30 tip. :lol

[thispego]

holy crap dude.
you were my friggin neighbor. :lol
well kinda.
we lived on the corner of DeLeon & Commercial - right across fro mthe train & windmill.
Also our cousin lived right next to you on the corner of Stayon & the train track.

also , riding around town in my 1986 Chevy shortbed I almost always had a rifle or 2 slung across the gun rack in the back window.
made a girl feel safer since every kicker in the world feels it;s his duty to hoot & hollar at a chick in a truck in the summer with no a/c. :princess


I'm going ot have to agree with this just based on the sheer # of realtives we had get arrested or deported. :oops
What made the whole situation a bit stranger tho is that we have a couple good friends who happen to be Feds in v-town (mookie if you call me a narc i'll fuckign kill you) anyway we all worked out at the same Gym - body of Fitness on navarro behind church's chicken - that at the tiem was owned by a police officer friend of ours (he;s since sold it to another friend).
So we are at the gym at lunch ( emo worked at Atzenhoffer so it was right across the street) adn the two Feds come in and take us aside adn are like...
"hey we don;t want this to be weird or anythgin but we wanted to let you know that we took down Junior this morning (my hubbies uncle) and it looks like he;s going away for another 30" Talk about awkward.
also in '98 there seemed to be a whole slew of teen suicides.
yeah, that was a stretch of about 3 years or so, it was really weird, it was like a trend that someone started

[thispego]

:lmao
I knew this one chick who went to work there.... she was 21 had 3 kids & one was a c-section.....apparnetly she was the best they'd seen in awhile casue she was rolling in the $$ .. she came into Tejas one night and left me a $30 tip. :lol
hahahahaha, yeah that's all i want when i go to a strip club, a big ass birthing scar in my face

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah, that was a stretch of about 3 years or so, it was really weird, it was like a trend that someone started

it was very disheartening... :depressed maybe they just felt liek they would never get out of that shit hole?
I will say that V-town is like a giant vacuum - almost everyone who leaves ends up coming back. like they are teathered.

[ObiwanGinobili]

hahahahaha, yeah that's all i want when i go to a strip club, a big ass birthing scar in my face

:lol
a few times after work we (me & the tejas folks) would go over there for shits and giggles.... we got thrown out for rude behavior. I remeber a comment about "yeah baby.. shake those stretch marks. oh yeah.. rub your butt dimples!"

[ObiwanGinobili]

Back on topic-

man this sucks for ep4cc. :(

[scott]

http://www.thevictoriaadvocate.com/Public_Records/Police_Courts/story/3393220p-3924626c.html


VICTORIA - Nathan Allen Morris, 19, of Victoria, to one year probation, 100 hours of community service, a $500 fine and one year driver's license suspension after he pleaded guilty to possession of marijuana in a drug free zone on Feb. 13.


This seems to imply that there are some zones in or around Victoria that aren't drug free?

[tlongII]

Please post Rita's phone number.






Thank you.

[thispego]

1-800-438-5243 = rita

[Extra Stout]

Why didn't we just send all the hurricane Evacuees to Victoria? Seems like it's the town that would have felt like home moreso than any other.

[tlongII]

1-800-438-5243 = rita


1-800-GET-LAID

:lmao

[TheRage]

sucks for pimpo...

[FRITO BANDITO]

I don't think you understand, Halliburton is fighting for OUR Fritos!


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e205/largelatino/fritoleader.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah that slew of suicides was very very weird back in 99ish


i bet even clandestino and whottt would have to bring their conservative hunting rifles with them if they drove through vtown

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why didn't we just send all the hurricane Evacuees to Victoria? Seems like it's the town that would have felt like home moreso than any other.


There is allready a surprising # of Katrina evacuees in v-town.

[SpursWoman]

1-800-438-5243 = rita


:lmao

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Why didn't we just send all the hurricane Evacuees to Victoria? Seems like it's the town that would have felt like home moreso than any other.


And you're basing that on what, the fact that we're not a huge city?

clever

[BigZak]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2409/pimpo0eg.jpg


:smokin :makemyday

:(

:baby :jack

:hang

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2409/pimpo0eg.jpg


:smokin :makemyday

:(

:baby :jack

:hang


whats up with the steve kerr hate?

[chode_regulator]

there was like suicides every other day for like years in vtown for a stretch there.
you know what they say, if you cant deal with it, end it.

[SpursWoman]

whats up with the steve kerr hate?


wasn't that elpimpo's avatar?

[mookie2001]

factually speaking remember when that chode pulled a strap on you C-reg?
you didnt own him though, but you lived

[mookie2001]

25 Most Dangerous Metropolitan Areas - 2005
1.Detroit-Livonia-Dearborn, MI M.D.
2.Memphis, TN-MS-AR
3.Sumter, SC
4.Fairbanks, AK
5.New Orleans, LA
6.Miami-Dade County, FL M.D.
7.Myrtle Beach, SC
8.Las Vegas-Paradise, NV
9.Victoria, TX
10.Florence, SC

yeah if I moved to florence SC, I'd own the place

[ObiwanGinobili]

wasn't that elpimpo's avatar?

yes.
it was a joke.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

factually speaking remember when that chode pulled a strap on you C-reg?
you didnt own him though, but you lived


this is a true story

some chode pulled a strap on c-reg and c-reg faced his fate like a man

I bet Clandestino's freckles would have jumped right off his ginger face if that happened to him

[mookie2001]

he tried to regulate but the guy had a strap pointed right at him
he was stuck

[chode_regulator]

dude, i regulated as much as i could considering all i had was my hands and the bitch had a fucking glock pointed at my face from only a copule of feet away.
he's lucky i was just about to leave for boot camp and not just coming back. then i would have really regulated him.
that was one of the top 3 scariest moments of my life though. :depressed

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What about the time youre plane stalled over the Bermuda Triangle

[mookie2001]

he's lucky i was just about to leave for boot camp and not just coming back. then i would have really regulated him.


aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I told my sargeant and he said if I didnt join up I'd end up dead or in jail

[mookie2001]

what about that time you were flying with your alqueda classmates and you thought your dogs head had caved in?