Momma always told me…

[Taco]

Momma Taco always told me:

1. When you’re walking down the street with a girl, the guy should walk closest to the street. If the girl is closest to the street, it means she’s available or you’re pimping her!!! :wow

That’s what momma told me :lol


What did your momma tell you?

[midgetonadonkey]

My momma told me, "Steven don't drink. If you are going to do anything smoke pot."

[mookie2001]

Republicans are realrich and realwhite-we're not

[pache100]

Mama always told me:

Don't wear white shoes before Easter or after Labor Day
Don't wade in mud puddles, it will make your toes fall off
Dance with the boy that brung you to the party
If all your friends were jumping off bridges, would you want to do that, too?
I'm not Susie's (or fill in the blank _____) mother, I'm YOUR mother and I said NO

There's a bunch more, but I can't think of them now.

[Taco]

Mama always told me:

Don't wade in mud puddles, it will make your toes fall off


I'm not Susie's (or fill in the blank _____) mother, I'm YOUR mother and I said NO

.

Don't wade in mud puddles, it will make your toes fall off :lol


I'm not Susie's (or fill in the blank _____) mother, I'm YOUR mother and I
said NO :tu

[pache100]

Momma didn't tell me shit but she did tell my sister to look at a mans hands and if they are well manicured he is more than likely wealthy.

My Mama told me if a man had callouses on his hands, he was a hard worker. If his hands were soft, he was lazy.

[Jimcs50]

Momma told me not to come

[Old School Chic]

Momma always told me "Like you dress and act you will be judged"

I always tried being a good girl :angel







I said tried :lol

[pache100]

True but if you ask my momma hard word vs lazy has nothing to do with how much money is in the bank.

I know that now. But, you have to remember, I was a military brat raised in the South. No one I knew at the time had ANY money in the bank. :lol

[Sunshine]

If you make that face too many time, it'll freeze that way.

Eating raw cookie dough will give you worms.

If you cuss, your tongue will turn black.

Don't sleep in your bra or your boobs will fall off :lol

[samikeyp]

Hold the door for ladies.

I do this still and even got yelled at for it recently. :wow

[Slomo]

Momma Taco always told me:

1. When you’re walking down the street with a girl, the guy should walk closest to the street. If the girl is closest to the street, it means she’s available or you’re pimping her!!! :wow

That’s what momma told me :lol


What did your momma tell you?My momma told me the same thing, but your momma has the reason wrong!

You should always walk closest to the road so that you can spit in the gutter (don't spit on the sidewalk!!!) without getting any on the girls' shoe! :lol

[Sunshine]

Hold the door for ladies.

I do this still and even got yelled at for it recently. :wow


Good for you!

But who yelled at you?

[samikeyp]

Some uptight bitch at the bank. Yelled is not the right word because she didn't really raise her voice that loud. I was walking up to the door and saw her coming so I opened the door...she told me...."I don't need your help". She looked pissed so she was probably that way before she got to the door.

[CosmicCowboy]

"your daddys gonna kick your ass when he gets home..."

[ShoogarBear]

Mamma say mamma sa mamma cu sa.

[ShoogarBear]

You should always walk closest to the road so that you can spit in the gutter (don't spit on the sidewalk!!!) without getting any on the girls' shoe! :lol

What I heard was that in medieval times, the man walked closest to the building, because people often threw their trash out windows.

In modern times, the man walks closer to the street, so that the woman doesn't get splashed.

[Sunshine]

Some uptight bitch at the bank. Yelled is not the right word because she didn't really raise her voice that loud. I was walking up to the door and saw her coming so I opened the door...she told me...."I don't need your help". She looked pissed so she was probably that way before she got to the door.


Meh...just a pissed off woman with a chip on her shoulder. I would have held it anyway, and bowed deeply as she walked through the door.

I've taught my son to hold the door for women, for anyone, really. It's just the right thing to do.

[pache100]

I've taught my son to hold the door for women, for anyone, really. It's just the right thing to do.

That's good. I don't expect men to hold the door for me just because I'm a woman. If I have my hands full, it would be nice if anyone opened the door for me. But, I am always shocked at the number of men who will hurry past me (my arms loaded with stuff) in the parking lot of our office building and jog up the steps, open the door and let it gently close just as I get to the door. I don't want to think it's intentional, I want to think they are just pre-occupied or distracted, but it sure is suspect when it happens time and time again. I've had it happen at other places, too. Sometimes it almost looks like they are saying, "Screw you! This is what you women wanted!" It's not what I wanted, and it has absolutely nothing to do with feminism, but more to do with common courtesy.

I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman. Most often, if someone does hold the door for me, it is a woman.

[SpursWoman]

My mama told me ..... "You better shop around." :fro

[Old School Chic]

My mama told me ..... "You better shop around." :fro

Smart woman :tu

[SpursWoman]

Smart woman :tu



It's a Smokey Robinson song. :lol


Try to get yourself a bargain, girl
Don't be sold on the very first one
Good-looking guys come a dime a dozen
Try to find you one who's gonna give you true loving


:tu

[ShoogarBear]

It's a Smokey Robinson song. :lol


If she really is Old School, she knows that already.

[JoeChalupa]

My momma told me....."You better shop around....".....

[Sunshine]

I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman. Most often, if someone does hold the door for me, it is a woman.


I do the same, as do my kids. My kids both know that if there is an "elderly" (and to them I'M elderly) person, they are to open and hold the door. If they see someone with their arms full, they open the door. And at restaurants, they say "please" and "thank you" when they order.

I always tease them, though, that they're polite in public but act like little heathens at home!

[JoeChalupa]

My mama told me ..... "You better shop around." :fro

D'OH!!

[Horry For 3!]

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

[T-Pain]

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

good song right there

[Old School Chic]

If she really is Old School, she knows that already.



Yep, sure do. :tu

[PM5K]

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, watch our for razors...

[SpursWoman]

I do the same, as do my kids. My kids both know that if there is an "elderly" (and to them I'M elderly) person, they are to open and hold the door. If they see someone with their arms full, they open the door. And at restaurants, they say "please" and "thank you" when they order.

I always tease them, though, that they're polite in public but act like little heathens at home!


I don't remember telling my son anything about doors, unless my mom did ... he's just always done it. People tend to be really surprised when he does, but he'll always hold the door open for anyone coming.

:)

My daughter would slam it in everyone's face is she knew she wouldn't get a foot up her ass. :lol

[Sunshine]

Mama said knock you out

[PM5K]

My momma said I was dumb and nobody liked me....

[pache100]

There was an Abba song, "Mama Said":

Tried to sneak out without saying
With my loudest record playing
Ooh, my mama said, Look at this, you haven't done your bed
My mama said, That's a thing that you should do instead

(don't remember the rest)

And...(ok, really telling my age now) the Shirelles had one, too:

Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this Mama said
(Mama said, mama said)
Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my Mama said
(Mama said, mama said)
I went walking the other day,
Everything going fine,
Met a little boy named Billy Joe
And then almost lost my mind
Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this Mama said
(Mama said, mama said)
Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my Mama said

(I don't remember the rest, except something about chapel bells)

And, of course, Garth Brooks' "Ain't Goin' Down 'til the Sun Comes Up) had some "mama said's:

Six o'clock on Friday evening
Momma doesn' t know she's leaving
'Til she hears the screen door slamming
Rubber squealin' gears a jamming
Local country station just a blaring on the radio
Pick him up at seven and they're headin' to the rodeo
Momma's on the front porch screamin' out her warning
Girl you better get your red head
Back in bed before the morning

[samikeyp]

I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman.

I agree...I do the same.

[samikeyp]

My mama to get things done, you better not mess with Major Tom. :)

[Taco]

Momma said

GET UP!!!

It's 7:00 you're gonna be late for school!!!

[AngryMan]

My momma told me to sit my ass down and shut up!

[2Blonde]

My mama always told me to take my own money with me on a date in case the guy turned out to be a jerk and I wanted to leave.

My husband's mama told him that if he ever got a girl pregnant, she would kick his ass and then kill him!!! :lol

[Phenomanul]

That's good. I don't expect men to hold the door for me just because I'm a woman. If I have my hands full, it would be nice if anyone opened the door for me. But, I am always shocked at the number of men who will hurry past me (my arms loaded with stuff) in the parking lot of our office building and jog up the steps, open the door and let it gently close just as I get to the door. I don't want to think it's intentional, I want to think they are just pre-occupied or distracted, but it sure is suspect when it happens time and time again. I've had it happen at other places, too. Sometimes it almost looks like they are saying, "Screw you! This is what you women wanted!" It's not what I wanted, and it has absolutely nothing to do with feminism, but more to do with common courtesy.

I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman. Most often, if someone does hold the door for me, it is a woman.

How about the courteous thing to do is to always hold the door open for ladies.... and you all as ladies should not think too much about it.

[Gerryatrics]

Mama said "Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know."

(Note: Also a song, not something my actual mother told me.)

[Marklar MM]

my momma told me I could try whatever drugs I wanted...I would have to learn the hard way.

[Marklar MM]

My momma always told me "Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know." So I asked her who Scotty was, and she said he doesn't know he is rich BIATCH.

[Samr]

Mamma always told me don't be a Dallas fan. Or if you are, don't walk beside me.

[Guru of Nothing]

Thread Hijack - What's a "mud hole?"

[spurs=bling]

before my mom passed away, she would tell me.
" Go to your room and wait for your dad to come home."

[Guru of Nothing]

.

[Taco]

MY MOMMA TOLD US

"That's it!!! I don't want any more cussing is this DAMN HOUSE"

[Summers]

My momma said you can't hurry love; no, you'll just have to wait.



Eating raw cookie dough will give you worms.


:lol I thought it was just some weird thing my mom made up, but she used to say that! If I drank pickle juice or ate raw cookie dough, she would say it would give me worms. She also used to make really violent threats like "If you don't behave, I'm going to break all your fingers". :lol I guess it wouldn't be funny if she'd actually ever done it.

[angel_luv]

Mama said there'd be days like this. There'd be days like this my momma said. :)

Pache took mine.

Mom should have told me to read the whole thread before posting. :angel

[Taco]

My husband's mama told him that if he ever got a girl pregnant, she would kick his ass and then kill him!!! :lol

:lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

"Always be a gentleman."

and

"Keep it in your pants."










I've always assumed "it" referred to my girlfriend's hand, but I'm not sure.

[Solid D]

A few I remember off the top of my head...

Don't run with those scissors.

Be sure to eat some fruit and vegatables or some "greenery".

Wear a coat and cover your ears (when it was cold or snowing).

and my favorite...

Don't fall. - to which I would respond:
Okay I won't (if I was in a hurry)
or
Why not? (if I was just being ornery me :) )

[Solid D]

Nowadays...whenever I talk with mom, every so often she will ask

Are you getting enough rest?

and then my favorite from both mom and dad almost every time we talk

We're real proud of you, son.

[pache100]

Don't run with those scissors.

Oh, goodness, yes. I forgot all about that one. And a similar one to that was "Don't run with a sucker in your mouth." (there was a story on Discovery Health once about a kid who did this and it wasn't pretty...when I saw it, I was glad I'd always listened to my mama... :angel )


Wear a coat and cover your ears (when it was cold or snowing).

Oh, that, too. And the sub-paragraph to that one was, "Always wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident and have to go to the hospital."

WHAT?!?!?!?! (Are they gonna refuse to treat me if my underwear is dirty?) :lol


Nowadays...my favorite from both mom and dad almost every time we talk

We're real proud of you, son.

You are very fortunate, Solid_D, cherish that. I wish my Dad had said that to me just one time. Just one time. But, he never did.

[Solid D]

:lol re the underwear. Yes that too.

I'll bet your dad really was proud of you, Pache. :)

[pache100]

Thanks, Solid_D.

[Taco]

and then my favorite from both mom and dad almost every time we talk

We're real proud of you, son.

Awwww :spin


I miss my Momma :cry

[PakiDan]

My momma told me that Alligators are so Hornary because they have all dem teeth and no toothbrush.

[mardigan]

Dont take life notes from your dad

[E20]

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
My Mama told me that she invented Electricity. Ben Franklin Is The Devil
My Mama told me that foos-ball is the devil
My Mama told me that school is the devil

[Marklar MM]

My momma always told me to try drugs.

[Vizzini]

Stacy's Mom has got it going on!

[JMarkJohns]

Be careful who ya love. Be careful what you do, before a lie becomes the truth...

[Marklar MM]

my momma always told me not to get arrested

[Marklar MM]

my momma always said go to school or find a house

[hater]

"you are actually dating that slut?"

[ZStomp]

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it will help you some sunny day

Oh, take your time, don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman and you'll find love
And don't forget, son, there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can

Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can

[marini martini]

My mooma always said:
If you don't know that off, I'm going to stop the G.D. car and knock your brains out!

People bragging, usualy don't have anything to brag about!

I was so old, I went to school with Abe Lincoln.

If it hurts or taste bad, it's good for you.

If your not bleeding, you're not hurt that bad.

If you're that sick, then I'm taking you to the Hospital for a shot.

I miss my Momma too :cry

[marini martini]

Sorry,
I meant to say..... Momma said: if you don't knock it off, while she was driving :downspin:

[Fillmoe]

And mama used to say:
"Take your time young man"
And mama used to say:
"Don't you rush to get old"
And mama used to say:
"Take it in your stride"
And mama used to say:
"Live your life"

[ploto]

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat, but always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small when you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance


I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances but they're worth taking
Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth making
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out, reconsider
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance

[loveThe23]

Mama said dont drink pepsi or youll turn black
Mama said don't open the door to strangers
Mama says dont listen to dad :nutkick:

[Fillmoe]

momma said when your about to bust, pull out