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My momma told me, "Steven don't drink. If you are going to do anything smoke pot."
Momma Taco always told me:
1. When you’re walking down the street with a girl, the guy should walk closest to the street. If the girl is closest to the street, it means she’s available or you’re pimping her!!!
That’s what momma told me
What did your momma tell you?
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My momma told me, "Steven don't drink. If you are going to do anything smoke pot."
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Mama always told me:
Don't wear white shoes before Easter or after Labor Day
Don't wade in mud puddles, it will make your toes fall off
Dance with the boy that brung you to the party
If all your friends were jumping off bridges, would you want to do that, too?
I'm not Susie's (or fill in the blank _____) mother, I'm YOUR mother and I said NO
There's a bunch more, but I can't think of them now.
Don't wade in mud puddles, it will make your toes fall off
I'm not Susie's (or fill in the blank _____) mother, I'm YOUR mother and I
said NO
My Mama told me if a man had callouses on his hands, he was a hard worker. If his hands were soft, he was lazy.
Momma told me not to come
Momma always told me "Like you dress and act you will be judged"
I always tried being a good girl
I said tried
I know that now. But, you have to remember, I was a military brat raised in the South. No one I knew at the time had ANY money in the bank.
If you make that face too many time, it'll freeze that way.
Eating raw cookie dough will give you worms.
If you cuss, your tongue will turn black.
Don't sleep in your bra or your boobs will fall off
Hold the door for ladies.
I do this still and even got yelled at for it recently.
My momma told me the same thing, but your momma has the reason wrong!Momma Taco always told me:
1. When you’re walking down the street with a girl, the guy should walk closest to the street. If the girl is closest to the street, it means she’s available or you’re pimping her!!!
That’s what momma told me
What did your momma tell you?
You should always walk closest to the road so that you can spit in the gutter (don't spit on the sidewalk!!!) without getting any on the girls' shoe!
Hold the door for ladies.
I do this still and even got yelled at for it recently.
Good for you!
But who yelled at you?
Some uptight at the bank. Yelled is not the right word because she didn't really raise her voice that loud. I was walking up to the door and saw her coming so I opened the door...she told me...."I don't need your help". She looked pissed so she was probably that way before she got to the door.
"your daddys gonna kick your ass when he gets home..."
Mamma say mamma sa mamma cu sa.
What I heard was that in medieval times, the man walked closest to the building, because people often threw their trash out windows.You should always walk closest to the road so that you can spit in the gutter (don't spit on the sidewalk!!!) without getting any on the girls' shoe!
In modern times, the man walks closer to the street, so that the woman doesn't get splashed.
Meh...just a pissed off woman with a chip on her shoulder. I would have held it anyway, and bowed deeply as she walked through the door.
I've taught my son to hold the door for women, for anyone, really. It's just the right thing to do.
That's good. I don't expect men to hold the door for me just because I'm a woman. If I have my hands full, it would be nice if anyone opened the door for me. But, I am always shocked at the number of men who will hurry past me (my arms loaded with stuff) in the parking lot of our office building and jog up the steps, open the door and let it gently close just as I get to the door. I don't want to think it's intentional, I want to think they are just pre-occupied or distracted, but it sure is suspect when it happens time and time again. I've had it happen at other places, too. Sometimes it almost looks like they are saying, "Screw you! This is what you women wanted!" It's not what I wanted, and it has absolutely nothing to do with feminism, but more to do with common courtesy.
I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman. Most often, if someone does hold the door for me, it is a woman.
My mama told me ..... "You better shop around."
Smart womanMy mama told me ..... "You better shop around."
Smart woman
It's a Smokey Robinson song.
Try to get yourself a bargain, girl
Don't be sold on the very first one
Good-looking guys come a dime a dozen
Try to find you one who's gonna give you true loving
If she really is Old School, she knows that already.It's a Smokey Robinson song.
My momma told me....."You better shop around....".....
I do the same, as do my kids. My kids both know that if there is an "elderly" (and to them I'M elderly) person, they are to open and hold the door. If they see someone with their arms full, they open the door. And at restaurants, they say "please" and "thank you" when they order.
I always tease them, though, that they're polite in public but act like little heathens at home!
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