What do you do when you slow dance?

[usckk]

I've not very experienced with slow dancing. I find it odd sometimes. Should I talk? Look at her? Be quite? What should I do? And also, why do some girls want to put both hands on my shoulders while others want to hold hands with one hand and put the other on the shoulder?

[midgetonadonkey]

Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

This is how we do it on the Southside.

[Messican Lover]

Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

This is how we do it on the Southside.

The man is right on.

Southside

[CharlieMac]

Depends. When I was single I'd plot how to get her back to my apartment. Now that I'm married, I ask her if she bought some Low Acid Minute Maid OJ when she wwent to the store.

[Brutalis]

Reach down and sqeeze her tight ass.

Always and Forever.

wtf!

[Vashner]

Take lessons... Trust me... stepping on feet can ruin a perfect evening.

[Old School Chic]

Depends. When I was single I'd plot how to get her back to my apartment. Now that I'm married, I ask her if she bought some Low Acid Minute Maid OJ when she wwent to the store.


:lmao

Or did you lock the door...turn off the lights, thing...

[IX_Equilibrium]

I think he is talking about high school dances...


In that case its simple: put your hand on her ass, try to make out, and negotiate where you two can be alone after the dance.

[Clandestino]

and usk, try not to rub your boner all over her... she probably won't like that too much

[T-Pain]

Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

This is how we do it on the Southside.


:lmao Southside!!!

[TDMVPDPOY]

stomp on her foot

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Don't look them in the eye. You look them in the eye and you get distracted, and that's when you step on feet. Just remember it like this, the first step to curling a chick's toes in bed is not breaking all of them on the dance floor.

Cuddle up close, head on the shoulder, mind on your feet.

[ORION]

I always used to put my hands on the middle of her back to check to see if she had a bra on

[JoeChalupa]

grind.

[KEDA]

heres a tip

wear flat bottomed shoes and slide your feet, dont pick them up.

then you wont step on their feet.

I allways make eye contact, but Im a good two-stepper, I will admit, I had a great teacher a few years ago.

[ORION]

whisper in her ear and say " after this do you want to taste a cream filled burrito?"

[tlongII]

and usk, try not to rub your boner all over her... she probably won't like that too much

My recollection is that the girls enjoy this very much.

[ORION]

My recollection is that the girls enjoy this very much.
I had to start duct taping it to my leg

[BackStabber]

Watch my back....

[angel_luv]

Who are you going to ask to dance usckk? :)

[Clandestino]

another tip: dance enough to work up a tiny sweat then tell her you guys need some fresh air... if she says, okay, she is ready to hook up... if she says, no, keep trying they same shit with a girl until you find one to hook up with...lose your virginity and loosen up a bit

[Darrin]

There have been a lot of advice threads in this forum, but I think this ist he best one yet. There is definitely a lot of useful information for this young gentleman and all of us, really. The subject has been treated with sensitivity.

[usckk]

Who are you going to ask to dance usckk? :)

My prom date.

[Samr]

I had to start duct taping it to my leg

One time I sprained my knee really bad while running, but I still wanted to go to this dance, so I wrapped my member in underwrap and then duct taped it to my leg for support.

I highly recommend this method.

[angel_luv]

My prom date.


Awwwwwwwww! :)

As for advice: I have yet to be taken dancing but this is what I would want:

Be natural- it's okay to make her laugh. Look at her & smile when you are dancing. Your date will want to know that as far as you are concerned, she is the only girl in the room.

And remember to tell her she looks beautiful.

Have a great time! :)

[CoolArrow]

One time I sprained my knee really bad while running, but I still wanted to go to this dance, so I wrapped my member in underwrap and then duct taped it to my leg for support.

I highly recommend this method.

I tried that once, but I kept kicking all the good looking women.

[T-Pain]

Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

This is how we do it on the Southside.


^^^^^^i love this idea better^^^^^^

[Clandestino]

I tried that once, but I kept kicking all the good looking women and cumming in my stacy adams.

cochino!

[T-Pain]

lick her ear

[TDMVPDPOY]

cockrub her :D:D

[T-Pain]

instead of lickin her ear tell her this

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[Vashner]

Try being a gentleman. Forget the bad advice.. it's funny but B A D !!

[CoolArrow]

cochino!

Orale! I didn't say what you quoted, even though I did all of that.