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    Tennessee Spurs Fan usckk's Avatar
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    I've not very experienced with slow dancing. I find it odd sometimes. Should I talk? Look at her? Be quite? What should I do? And also, why do some girls want to put both hands on my shoulders while others want to hold hands with one hand and put the other on the shoulder?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

    This is how we do it on the Southside.

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    Lottery Pick Messican Lover's Avatar
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    Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

    This is how we do it on the Southside.
    The man is right on.

    Southside

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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    Depends. When I was single I'd plot how to get her back to my apartment. Now that I'm married, I ask her if she bought some Low Acid Minute Maid OJ when she wwent to the store.

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    Reach down and sqeeze her tight ass.

    Always and Forever.
    wtf!

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Take lessons... Trust me... stepping on feet can ruin a perfect evening.

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    I love the 80's! Old School Chic's Avatar
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    Depends. When I was single I'd plot how to get her back to my apartment. Now that I'm married, I ask her if she bought some Low Acid Minute Maid OJ when she wwent to the store.



    Or did you lock the door...turn off the lights, thing...

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    Keep The Balance IX_Equilibrium's Avatar
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    I think he is talking about high school dances...

    In that case its simple: put your hand on her ass, try to make out, and negotiate where you two can be alone after the dance.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    and usk, try not to rub your boner all over her... she probably won't like that too much

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    Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

    This is how we do it on the Southside.

    Southside!!!

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    stomp on her foot

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    Don't look them in the eye. You look them in the eye and you get distracted, and that's when you step on feet. Just remember it like this, the first step to curling a chick's toes in bed is not breaking all of them on the dance floor.

    Cuddle up close, head on the shoulder, mind on your feet.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I always used to put my hands on the middle of her back to check to see if she had a bra on

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    grind.

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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    heres a tip

    wear flat bottomed shoes and slide your feet, dont pick them up.

    then you wont step on their feet.

    I allways make eye contact, but Im a good two-stepper, I will admit, I had a great teacher a few years ago.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    whisper in her ear and say " after this do you want to taste a cream filled burrito?"

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    and usk, try not to rub your boner all over her... she probably won't like that too much
    My recollection is that the girls enjoy this very much.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    My recollection is that the girls enjoy this very much.
    I had to start duct taping it to my leg

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    Who's got my back? BackStabber's Avatar
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    Watch my back....

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Who are you going to ask to dance usckk?

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    another tip: dance enough to work up a tiny sweat then tell her you guys need some fresh air... if she says, okay, she is ready to hook up... if she says, no, keep trying they same with a girl until you find one to hook up with...lose your virginity and loosen up a bit

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    Each Day Offers Potential Darrin's Avatar
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    There have been a lot of advice threads in this forum, but I think this ist he best one yet. There is definitely a lot of useful information for this young gentleman and all of us, really. The subject has been treated with sensitivity.

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    Who are you going to ask to dance usckk?
    My prom date.

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    I had to start duct taping it to my leg
    One time I sprained my knee really bad while running, but I still wanted to go to this dance, so I wrapped my member in underwrap and then duct taped it to my leg for support.

    I highly recommend this method.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Awwwwwwwww!

    As for advice: I have yet to be taken dancing but this is what I would want:

    Be natural- it's okay to make her laugh. Look at her & smile when you are dancing. Your date will want to know that as far as you are concerned, she is the only girl in the room.

    And remember to tell her she looks beautiful.

    Have a great time!

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