Spurs fans...please clarify

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

Hello fellows. I have been looking around on your board and am wondering if you guys have won any championship rings? This has not been made clear to me. I feel that this is the deciding relevent factor in the series.

I suspect that this series is over already and you guys will clearly win...if there is anything watching sports has taught me it is that a team cannot achieve greatness unless it has already acheived it in the past. Please keep bringing the insight San Antonio.

On another note, poll question: least cool/appealing championship winning team...Spurs or Florida Marlins?

[Brutalis]

uh...? come again?

[Deb]

Hello fellows. I have been looking around on your board and am wondering if you guys have won any championship rings? This has not been made clear to me. I feel that this is the deciding relevent factor in the series.

I suspect that this series is over already and you guys will clearly win...if there is anything watching sports has taught me it is that a team cannot achieve greatness unless it has already acheived it in the past. Please keep bringing the insight San Antonio.

On another note, poll question: least cool/appealing championship winning team...Spurs or Florida Marlins?
While you may be retarded and ask stupid questions, one thing is inherently clear:

MAVS HAVE NO RINGS

[timvp]

Three Rings versus a circus of Mav fans.

[Kori Ellis]

Bowen is ugly.
Duncan is uncool.
Spurs are better than the Mavs.

Any other questions?

[FromWayDowntown]

Rings are irrelevant to this series, except inasmuch as that experience can serve one team well in certain situations.

Of course, showing off the degree to which one can be a complete smartass is equally irrelevant.

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

Thanks for clearing me up Deb. Like I said, I feel that the NBA would be best served if teams that haven't won titles in the past just took note of such things and did not even try to win.

In my mind I have eliminated Mavs, Clips, and Suns from contention because of this. Only you guys and Detroit are eligable to win.


The past=the present, ya know?

[Melmart1]

I wish Tim Duncan was as cool as your posts.

[A-Train]

Mav Fan is that funny.

[EVAY]

Hello fellows. I have been looking around on your board and am wondering if you guys have won any championship rings? This has not been made clear to me. I feel that this is the deciding relevent factor in the series.

I suspect that this series is over already and you guys will clearly win...if there is anything watching sports has taught me it is that a team cannot achieve greatness unless it has already acheived it in the past. Please keep bringing the insight San Antonio.

On another note, poll question: least cool/appealing championship winning team...Spurs or Florida Marlins?


Your poll question appears rhetorical ( I mention this just so you don't imagine that all spurs fans are as incompetent as you seem to imply in your very valid observation that all the posts predicting the result of this series is predestined by the prior championships won by the spurs). I agree with you that insistence on the spurs' chances of winning this series by reference to previous year's teams and results is uninformative and unobjective...and stupid.

However, you seem to indicate that your (equally subjective) impression of the relative value of championship celebrations across basketball or baseball is somehow worthy of note. Let me assure you, it is not.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I love how Mavs fans come in talking much shit after only one win. Don't need a lead or nothing, gotta strike while the iron is HOT.

:lmao

Y'all don't run 'em off too quick...I'm enjoying this too much.

[Deb]

Thanks for clearing me up Deb. Like I said, I feel that the NBA would be best served if teams that haven't won titles in the past just took note of such things and did not even try to win.

In my mind I have eliminated Mavs, Clips, and Suns from contention because of this. Only you guys and Detroit are eligable to win.


The past=the present, ya know?
You are so welcome. I was more than happy to clear that all up for you.

We Spurs fans take great pride in our team and our championships. Thats what good fans do.

[Josh810]

You know, there is such a thing as too much sarcasm. Stop trying so hard, it was remotely humurous for the first sentence or two, but it has circled back around to being really stupid.

[timvp]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Larry_O'Brien_trophy.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Larry_O'Brien_trophy.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Larry_O'Brien_trophy.jpg

[A-Train]

Mav Fan has a bad case of championship envy.

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

"I love how Mavs fans come in talking much shit after only one win. Don't need a lead or nothing" AlamoSpursFan

I have said nothing but good things about your nice little squad. Please don't be defensive. Also, I think you meant "anything" instead of nothing. When you take the time to write something down, there is no need to consciously use bad grammer to try to make yourself sound cool.

[A-Train]

"I love how Mavs fans come in talking much shit after only one win. Don't need a lead or nothing" AlamoSpursFan

I have said nothing but good things about your nice little squad. Please don't be defensive. Also, I think you meant "anything" instead of nothing. When you take the time to write something down, there is no need to consciously use bad grammer to try to make yourself sound cool.


Yeah man, don't use bad "grammer."

[timvp]

Is there any debate that Mav fan is the worst fan ever?

[timvp]

Is there any debate that Mav fan is the worst fan ever?

1996-1998 Rocket fans were up there but at least they had won something.

[Deb]

"I love how Mavs fans come in talking much shit after only one win. Don't need a lead or nothing" AlamoSpursFan

I have said nothing but good things about your nice little squad. Please don't be defensive. Also, I think you meant "anything" instead of nothing. When you take the time to write something down, there is no need to consciously use bad grammer to try to make yourself sound cool.
I bet you never won a spelling bee when you were younger. :lol :lol

[A-Train]

But Bowen is ugly. What ever will we do?

[Deb]

But Bowen is ugly. What ever will we do?
He may not be the best looking guy in the world, but he can sure play some bad ass basketball.

[A-Train]

And my God, Duncan is uncool. :depressed

[Deb]

And my God, Duncan is uncool. :depressed
What a gay comment by Mavposter

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

Deb, lets not push it. He is far better at being ugly than he is at playing basketball. Also, Deb, I too wish Tim Duncan was as cool as my posts. That way Spurs games might be mildly entertaining and not result in plumitting ratings for the league and I wouldn't feel the urge to kill myself everytime I watch him bore me with his uncanny ability to sap professional basketball of excitement.

New Poll: coolest celebrity...Tim Duncan or Tom Cruise?

[A-Train]

Don't resist that urge anymore.

[Deb]

Deb, lets not push it. He is far better at being ugly than he is at playing basketball. Also, Deb, I too wish Tim Duncan was as cool as my posts. That way Spurs games might be mildly entertaining and not result in plumitting ratings for the league and I wouldn't feel the urge to kill myself everytime I watch him bore me with his uncanny ability to sap professional basketball of excitement.

New Poll: coolest celebrity...Tim Duncan or Tom Cruise?
If you're looking for excitement, go watch your boy Tom in Mission Impossible.

As far as killing yourself, you better put away all the guns and knives cuz you'll be looking for them after we whip Mav's ass tomorrow night.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Did someone say "Bad Grammer"?

http://www.irmen.dk/images/comics/kelsey.grammer.beast.jpg

:lol

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

hehe...your right...look at his face. God I would hate to hang out with this guy. He doesnt even look cool holding the trophy...

[Kori Ellis]

hehe...your right...look at his face. God I would hate to hang out with this guy. He doesnt even look cool holding the trophy...

You are right. Dirk looks so much cooler holding Nash than Duncan does holding his trophies.

Damn it, I wish Tim were more like Dirk.

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/steve-nash-dirk-nowitzki-drunk-drunk-drunk.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

God The Beast looks so lame. Well at least he's not digital.

[A-Train]

http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/benefactor_markcuban-797877.jpg

....and do you recall, the coolest one of all?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mark Cuban is:


THE BENEFACTOR

[Kori Ellis]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGR041~Tim-Duncan-2005-MVP-with-3-Trophies-3-Posters.jpg

Damn, he's so uncool it's amazing.

[Deb]

http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/benefactor_markcuban-797877.jpg

....and do you recall, the coolest one of all?
Damn, Cuban has man boobs. Did he pay for those> :elephant :elephant

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Who the hell is this Duncan character you keep posting pictures of?
Boy, he sure does look goofy with those long arms

[Deb]

Who the hell is this Duncan character you keep posting pictures of?
Boy, he sure does look goofy with those long arms
Much better to block you with, my dear :lol

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

Kori Ellis..you seem like a really lame person.. If your idea of "uncool" is going out and having fun like a person instead of a allthingstoallpeoplemachine than I agree Duncan is the coolest there is...

What are you one of those religious fanatics? Dirk was being very sinful...

[FromWayDowntown]

On another note, poll question: least cool/appealing championship winning team...Spurs or Florida Marlins?

on another note, last I looked:

Boring Champion > Exciting Loser

But, again, that might just be the jaded, championship memory-riddled synapses in my brain that lead me to think that.

I can see where one would be uber-content to follow a really exciting team that always flames out. We did that for years in San Antonio and it was really, really a good time.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

HE doesnt instigate post-parade riots in his city either!!!! What a n00b

[timvp]

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_621/parade3ss.jpg

I think the Mav fan is right.

[Deb]

Kori Ellis..you seem like a really lame person.. If your idea of "uncool" is going out and having fun like a person instead of a allthingstoallpeoplemachine than I agree Duncan is the coolest there is...

What are you one of those religious fanatics? Dirk was being very sinful...
This post shows this guy is definitely retarded. Or smokin some bad stuff.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

This post shows this guy is definitely retarded. Or smokin some bad stuff.


the only bad *stuff* is no *stuff*

only users lose drugs

[conqueso]

Kori Ellis..you seem like a really lame person.. If your idea of "uncool" is going out and having fun like a person instead of a allthingstoallpeoplemachine than I agree Duncan is the coolest there is...

What are you one of those religious fanatics? Dirk was being very sinful...

Um...what?

[bowenuglyduncanuncool]

FromDowntownMan: on another note, last I looked:

Boring Champion > Exciting Loser

Thank you...this is progress...at least you arent trying to tell me that you actually enjoy watching these guys play...I see that you are with the rest of us in the American mainstream who turn away in droves when the spurs play on national tv.

[Deb]

FromDowntownMan: on another note, last I looked:

Boring Champion > Exciting Loser

Thank you...this is progress...at least you arent trying to tell me that you actually enjoy watching these guys play...I see that you are with the rest of us in the American mainstream who turn away in droves when the spurs play on national tv.
What's this "us" shit? Don't put your stupid self in our "classy" league.

[EVAY]

Don't resist that urge anymore.


WAY TO GO ATRAIN!!!!!


By the way,maVSFAN, you have so far mispelled grammar ( not the a, not the e before the last r) and plummeting ( which you really mangled.. PLEASE....if you insist on trying to present yourself as a sophisticate or cosmopolitan...LEARN TO SPELL!

[Deb]

mmmmmm


fresh caught salmons!
Think they might be having some fresh caught bass straight out of beautiful Lake Dallas.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Think they might be having some fresh caught bass straight out of beautiful Lake Dallas.


lake dallas is neither a lake nor is it in dallas

discuss

[Wu banga]

MavsFANS!!!



ROLL CALL!!

Here's one! But this one won't talk shit till the series is over. Actually I was a spurs fan in 03 but that was my first year really watchin basketball. I was only 12 years old then, and I discovered a team with the most versatile powerfoward in the game, mavericks. ( Not intended to be trash talk)

[Deb]

lake dallas is neither a lake nor is it in dallas

discuss
Just a joke. Are you a Spurs fan or mavs fan?

[FromWayDowntown]

FromDowntownMan: on another note, last I looked:

Boring Champion > Exciting Loser

Thank you...this is progress...at least you arent trying to tell me that you actually enjoy watching these guys play...I see that you are with the rest of us in the American mainstream who turn away in droves when the spurs play on national tv.

To the contrary, my good fellow. I'm sure you'll be shocked, but I shell out plenty of good money to watch the Spurs play basketball and even travel from my humble abode in the Alamo City to see that team play basketball in other venues. I do those things because I've acquired a taste for good basketball and recognize that the Spurs meet that standard on a regular basis. I suppose I'm blessed by the fact that I don't have to see a shiny object every 15 seconds or so to keep my attention on what I'm watching. Perhaps you do.

My point was a more general one. Any champion, even if decried as boring by the sporting hoi polloi, is superior to a non-champion, notwithstanding the excitement that such a non-champion might bring. A careful reading of my previous post (or perhaps a reading that is not infected by your apparent desire to infer support for your facile argument) readily demonstrates that my point was made irrespective of your thoughts about the Spurs.

Cheerio.

[Wu banga]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40773


add yourself SUMHUNGYUNGGUY!

Look I already changed after on post, amazing.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori Ellis..you seem like a really lame person.. If your idea of "uncool" is going out and having fun like a person instead of a allthingstoallpeoplemachine than I agree Duncan is the coolest there is...

What are you one of those religious fanatics? Dirk was being very sinful...

Oh my, what are you talking about?!

I said that I wished Duncan could be more cool like Dirk.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

This post shows this guy is definitely retarded. Or smokin some bad stuff.

Actually, I think it shows that some of that famous brown acid from the original Woodstock is STILL in circulation!

[Wu banga]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40773


add yourself SUMHUNGYUNGGUY!
Actually that wasn't ment to be trash talk, Someone said the spurs haven't had a 3 game losing streak all season, and i said the spurs haven't played the mavs 3 times in a row this season either. Its the truth.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You are right. Dirk looks so much cooler holding Nash than Duncan does holding his trophies.
http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/steve-nash-dirk-nowitzki-drunk-drunk-drunk.jpg

That's Steve Nash?!?!
I thought it was Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters!!!!
:lmao

[Wu banga]

oooooooo...

[Spurologist]

http://mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/why-did-i-click.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

And Mav fans wonder why they are the unquestioned laughingstocks of the NBA.

[A-Train]

Is it really surprising that a Cuban-led fanbase would come up with such gems?

[jman3000]

And Mav fans wonder why they are the unquestioned laughingstocks of the NBA.

Heat fans have something to say about that... but it's neck and neck

[Diopitlikeitshot]

How are we the how did you put it, "U=unquestioned laughingstocks of the NBA."

[Diopitlikeitshot]

I think that title is reserved for Sam Cassel's face

[Deb]

:rolleyes
How are we the how did you put it, "U=unquestioned laughingstocks of the NBA."
:rolleyes :rolleyes

[Diopitlikeitshot]

Well are you just gonna sit there all day and bark little doggie or are you gonna bite?

[greyforest]

welcome mavs trolls!

[A-Train]

Why is it that the average age of Mav Fan appears to be 13?

[Diopitlikeitshot]

.......

[Deb]

Why is it that the average age of Mav Fan appears to be 13?
Unfortunately, I think you are right. I feel kind of bad when I post something negative, because I keep thinking they are elementary or junior high kids, and they need to be built up. But then, I think, what if they are just dumb adults?

[Diopitlikeitshot]

Deb, all you do is talk shit but you still haven't explained to me your ridculous accusation that the 60 win Dallas Mavericks with the coach of the year is the laughing stock of the NBA.

Oh, and if your wondering, yes, I'm calling you out.

[A-Train]

Deb, all you do is talk shit but you still haven't explained to me your ridculous accusation that the 60 win Dallas Mavericks with the coach of the year is the laughing stock of the NBA.

Oh, and if your wondering, yes, I'm calling you out.



Yeah, bitch. You gotz called out.

http://shockingbird.com/download/icy_hot_stuntaz.jpg

[Diopitlikeitshot]

Ok then Deb, have we learned a lesson. Don't make comments unless you can back them up. Good girl.

[Leetonidas]

Why is it that the average age of Mav Fan appears to be 13?

Stupid young fans give me a bad name. Being 15 sucks.

[Diopitlikeitshot]

http://shockingbird.com/download/icy_hot_stuntaz.jpg[/CENTER][/QUOTE]


Is that your family reunion?

[A-Train]

No, we're not related.

[spurs=bling]

Stupid young fans give me a bad name. Being 15 sucks.
i second this.

and don't feed the :trolls:

[Deb]

Deb, all you do is talk shit but you still haven't explained to me your ridculous accusation that the 60 win Dallas Mavericks with the coach of the year is the laughing stock of the NBA.

Oh, and if your wondering, yes, I'm calling you out.
You been talking the talk, but you have yet to walk the walk.

That is why you are the laughing stock, you fool. :elephant :elephant :spin

[Deb]

Yeah, bitch. You gotz called out.

http://shockingbird.com/download/icy_hot_stuntaz.jpg
Just a bunch of punks here. :elephant :princess

[Diopitlikeitshot]

You haven't asked me anything, I asked you something and you're still avoiding the question.

[Deb]

Ok then Deb, have we learned a lesson. Don't make comments unless you can back them up. Good girl.
Retard, what the hell is this all about?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You haven't asked me anything, I asked you something and you're still avoiding the question.

^you get my vote for coolest newb name

desagana diop is the shit
i wish we had him

[Kori Ellis]

I'll give to Mavs fans that they have some good, inventive user names .. Diopitlikitshot, Dirkuleez, and of course the bowenuglywhatever.

[Diopitlikeitshot]

Can anybody explain to me why the Mavericks are the laughing stock of the NBA? Anybody?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think Steve Nash is currently the laughing stock of the nba

[Leetonidas]

Can anybody explain to me why the Mavericks are the laughing stock of the NBA? Anybody?

Because they have Keith Van Horn.

[Diopitlikeitshot]

I concur. MVPlease.

[A-Train]

Can anybody explain to me why the Mavericks are the laughing stock of the NBA? Anybody?

You're gonna have a coronary by age 35.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think Mark Cuban is one of the chief reasons the mavs are seen as such pussies.

Just look at him, his demeanor during games, his expressions

he's a fucking benefactor

[Josh810]

Can anybody explain to me why the Mavericks are the laughing stock of the NBA? Anybody?

This was the original quote btw:


And Mav fans wonder why they are the unquestioned laughingstocks of the NBA.

[Diopitlikeitshot]

Because they have Keith Van Horn.

Well, the spurs have NVE. Does that make them a laughing stock?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The average Maverick fan seriously has the lowest basketball IQ of any other fans besides Lakers.

[Kori Ellis]

Well, the spurs have NVE. Does that make them a laughing stock?

Read above. The original poster said Mavs FANS are the laughing stock. Spurs fans actually respect the Mavs.

[Diopitlikeitshot]

Thank you for clarifying Josh.

[Leetonidas]

Read above. The original poster said Mavs FANS are the laughing stock. Spurs fans actually respect the Mavs.

I don't respect Dirk mainly because of him throwing Dampier under the bus and yelling like an ass at Jet last year. The rest of the are okay.

[Deb]

I don't respect Dirk mainly because of him throwing Dampier under the bus and yelling like an ass at Jet last year. The rest of the are okay.
Agreed. Dirk thinks his shit don't stink, and there is no respect there,

[SpursWoman]

Read above. The original poster said Mavs FANS are the laughing stock. Spurs fans actually respect the Mavs.


:tu


I do like that "Diopitlikeitshot" name, though ... that's good. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Deb, all you do is talk shit but you still haven't explained to me your ridculous accusation that the 60 win Dallas Mavericks with the coach of the year is the laughing stock of the NBA.

Oh, and if your wondering, yes, I'm calling you out.
I posted the original quote.

Read it again.

And you have supported it beyond my wildest dreams.

So much so, that I must now put in this disclaimer: hard as it may be to believe, Diopitlikeitshot is not me posting as a troll.

[Trainwreck2100]

The rings used to be an idiot repellant, but there has been an evolution to super idiot in the last year