Dear Kobe,

[LakeShow]

Dear Phil,

Send a copy to Lil Timmie as well

Love
The Diesel

[JamStone]

Dear Shaq,

the summer wasnt enough for you huh, big guy? hope you're enjoying your vacation


Yours Truly,
Dwyane


Dear Dwyane,

You should have already known. The big guy loves to eat doughnuts in the summer time. It must be the cop in him.

#24

[atxrocker]

Dear Nba and my "fans",

I know some of you thought you had seen the last of me, even hoping. Guess again you fucking bandwagon jumping pricks.

Can't wait to shit on your team,
Amare

[FlipMavFan]

Dear Dr. Phil,

Help Me! Im a wreck.

Hoping,
Ron Artest

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Amare,

You promised you wouldn't tell.

Love,
Bruce

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Dirk,

Yes, you have to be home to sign for it.

Commissioner Stern

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Spurs,

I still think we're the better team.

Love,
Marcus Camby

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Tracy,

Still waiting for you.

The Second Round

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Tracy,

Still waiting for you.

The Second Round
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Shaq,

Welcome back, homey!

Love,
Sweep

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Tracy,

Fuck You

Love,
Chuck Hayes

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Coach Karl,

Fuck You

Love,
JR

[resistanze]

Dear Dirk,

Why am I being shipped to your home instead of the American Airlines Center?

Love,


MVP Trophy

[Suns>Spurs]

Dear Tracy,

Still waiting for you.

The Second Round
:lol :lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Charles Barkley,

Fuck you and Your 5.

Love,
Dwyane

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Charles Barkley,

Fuck you and Your 5.

Love,
Dwyane
:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Computer Nerdz workers,

You ruined your end of the deal, so I want my money back.

Love,
Ray Allen

[jacobdrj]

Dear Nelly,

Your teams plays no defense. You suck.

Love,

Jerry


===================

Dear Jerry,

Pick-and-rolls are boring. You suck.

Kisses,

Nelly

[JamStone]

Dear Amare,

You want dirty? Just wait.

Love,

Bruce's foot

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[L.I.T]

Dear Mr. Kirilenko,

Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!

Sincerely yours,

Baron Davis

[kingsfan]

Dear Benny,
I know some great fishing spots in Chicago,
See ya Monday :toast,
love Dwyane

[trueD]

Dear Nba and my "fans",

I know some of you thought you had seen the last of me, even hoping. Guess again you fucking bandwagon jumping pricks.

Can't wait to shit on your team,
Amare

:toast

[kingsfan]

Dear Big Ben,

Money isn't everything,
love,
CWebb

[JamStone]

Dear Big Ben,

Money isn't everything,
love,
CWebb



uh easy for CWebb to say that when after he already got that $100 million dollar contract ... :rolleyes

[ShoogarBear]

Dear CWebb:

I told you coattailing could be a beautiful thing.

XO,
Antoine W.

[despurs]

Dear Tracy,

Still waiting for you.

The Second Round
The best one :lol :lol

[jacobdrj]

Dear Baron,

WTF!

Love,

Jamal

===============

Dear Jason/Amare

Fate hates me. I hate both of you.

Best wishes,

Jamal, Penny, and co.

[loveThe23]

Dear Benny,
I know some great fishing spots in Chicago,
See ya Monday :toast,
love Dwyane

:flipoff :lol


Dear Bulls,
Quit dribbling the ball and win one tomorrow,
Don't make me look like an idiot next to Avery.
xoxo, Scott Skiles

[Mike Tirico]

Dear Mike Tirico,

Your the best announcing partner a guy could ask for.

Sincerely,
Hubie Brown

[PaceMonster]

Dear Shaq,

Welcome back, homey!

Love,
Sweep

lol even though im a Heat fan that one was hilarious

[BillyGoatsGruff]

Dear Dirk,

We still believe in you.

Sincerely,

[mavs>spurs2]

Dear Dirk,

We still believe in you.

Sincerely,
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Mike Tirico]

Dear Mike Tirico,

Your the best announcing partner a guy could ask for.

Sincerely,
Hubie Brown
this one my favorite

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Tim Donaghy,

Thank you.

Love,
the Spurs.

[ShoogarBear]

Outstanding bump.

[ShoogarBear]

Dear guys:

:smokin

-Barry
---------------------

Dear Barry:

One better.

-Mike

---------------------

Dear Mike and Barry:

Yawn.

-Tim

---------------------

Dudes:

Pssssh! I killed off an entire sport.

-Michael

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear A.D.I.D.A.S.,

Fuck you

Love,
Kevin Durant

[J.T.]

Dear SpursDynasty,

You couldn't get me if you waved an eight ball of blow in front of Lohan.

Sincerely,

Pussy

[J.T.]

Dear SpursDynasty,

If you are interested, I have a job opportunity for you.

Sincerely,

George W. Bush

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[mardigan]

Dear Amare,

We need to talk

Yours truly,

White Jesus

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[Duncanoypi]

Dear Cuttino,

I love you...

Stevie

[VaSpursFan]

Dear Amare,

We need to talk

Yours truly,

White Jesus
:lol :lol :lol

[J.T.]

Dear Scola,

Enjoy the first round.

Sincerely,

Duncan

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Jason Kopono,

Fuck you.

Love,
the Raptors full MLE.

[NBA Junkie]

Dear Amare,

Thanks for your stupidity!

Love, Robert Horry

[SRJ]

Dear Mike D'Antoni,

What's up? Haven't heard from you in a while.

Sincerely,
Poise

PS: Losing Gracefully says hi, too.

[SpursWillOwn]

Dear Dirk,

Don't hassel the hoff.

Sincerely,
David Hasselhoff

[justanotherspursfan]

Dear Rashard,
cc: Legal Department

Now that I've gotten over that cocaine binge and I've received the bill for your services, I'd like to see if there's some way we can come to a more equitable revision of our agreement. I mean, come on.

Sincerely,

Otis Smith

P.S. Enclosed are the keys to a new Ducati. Don't worry if it looks like the brake fluid is leaking -- they're supposed to do that.

[trueD]

Kobe,

Whatchu got?

Singed,
Ron-Ron

[LakeShow]

Dear Timmie,

I'll beat you down like you stole something.

Love
Joey

[Extra Stout]

Dear Tim,

Enjoy the horse head.

Compliments,
Peter H.

[Extra Stout]

Dear Suns fan,

I bet Dirkinger was on the take too.

Best regards,
Cardinals fan

[LakeShow]

Dear World,

Fuck the U.S. dollars! Go Spurs!

love,
David Sterns

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Mitch,

It's Sunday. I think I want to be traded again.

Guess who?

[ca®lo]

Dear Mitch,

It's Sunday. I think I want to be traded again.

Guess who?


this one fuck*ng takes the cake

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

this one fuck*ng takes the cake

:lol :lol :lol :lolIs "ing" a curse word in the Phillipines? :lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[Reggie Miller]

Dear KG,

Why do you hate me so? What have I ever done to deserve this?

Love,

Your Agent

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear Heat,
Suck it bitches

Love Finely

[TheNextGen]

Dear Heat,

Awesome pick up with Smush Parker. G-luck with him.........hehe

Sincerely,

Lakers, Cavs, Detroit and Phoenix

PS. SUCKERS!

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Doc,

I just noticed that our most experienced point guard is a guy named Rajon...

Can you still play?

Danny Ainge

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Rajon,

Pass me the ball.

Ray, Kev and PP

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Rajon:

Now's your chance to be the scorer you always wanted to be.

The Little Voice in Your Head

[Dex]

Dear Spurs,

Where do I pick up my welfare check?

Pissed and poor,
Vassilis Spanoulis

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

Your team had a chance at KG. The Lakers were the 50th team on the list I was willing to trade KG to.

Kisses,

Kevin McHale

[KidCongo]

Dear David,

Thanks for keeping me your number 1 man in the finals.

Love d.Wade

[KidCongo]

Dear Dave

Wheres the love like D.Wade gets??

Courtesy

LeBron

[ShoogarBear]

Dear LeBron:

You made the Finals with the worst team ever. Don't push your luck.

Maybe you should talk to your front office.

Dave

[monosylab1k]

Dear Kevin McHale,

Thanks for showing us that you're still a Celtic through and through, no matter who you work for.

Love,
City Of Boston

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Kobe,

FYI, We need to get traded to a better team.

Love you/me,

Kobe

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Kobe,

FYI, We should stay with the Lakers.

Love you/me,

Kobe.

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Lebron,

Help is on the way. I just signed a Euroleaguer named Herschel Krustofski. He should blend in with the rest of the clowns I have on the roster. The Sideshow Bob looking guy used to play with him.

Sincerely,

Danny "Bicycle!" Ferry

[J.T.]

Dear Lebron,

I was too busy suspending Amare and orchestrating a league-wide conspiracy to tank ratings in the Finals by getting the Spurs there to give you the star treatment. In the mean time, get some real fucking talent on your team besides yourself, so when I send you to the line more then the other team combined, what I'm doing won't look obvious.

Better luck next time,

Dave

[angel_luv]

Dear Kevin McHale,

Thanks for showing us that you're still a Celtic through and through, no matter who you work for.

Love,
City Of Boston



Dear Kobe,

FYI, We need to get traded to a better team.

Love you/me,

Kobe


:lol :lol :lol

[Turbo]

Hahaha.

[SPARKY]

Dear Kobe,

You be the hotdog, I'll be the bun.

XOXOOXOX

OJ

[monosylab1k]

Dear Clippers,

pwn3d.

love,
God

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Clippers,

pwn3d.

love,
GodHarsh. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Miami Heat,

Can i get one of those imitation rings that the fans get?

Micheal FinleyDear Miami Heat,

Never mind.

Fin

[Turbo]

Dear Kevin McHale,

Thanks for showing us that you're still a Celtic through and through, no matter who you work for.

Love,
City Of Boston
Hahaha.

[Turbo]

Keep this thread going!

[Turbo]

Dear Clippers,

pwn3d.

love,
God
That was too cold.Hahaha

[SRJ]

Dear Kobe,

Derek Fisher got 0.4 - well, I'm getting 0.5!

Luv,
Vanessa

PS: You can keep your Finals MVP case. I don't want to take the time to dust it out.

[SpursWillOwn]

Dear Flip,

Detroit fans didnt like your style of underachieving. We gave way for you.

With Love,
I-35W bridge

[LakeShow]

Dear Fans,

I’m looking forward to helping this team and getting back to the playoffs and eventually back to the championships and bringing some more championships back to the Lakers where the trophies belong.

Sincerely
Luke Walton


http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048 http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4039519048

[dickface]

Dear Lakeshow1,

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Sincerely,
Rick James

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Luke,

Thanks for your unconditional belief in me.

Mitch

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Luke,

Thanks for your unconditional belief in me, too.

The Easter Bunny

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

Derek Fisher got 0.4 - well, I'm getting 0.5!

Luv,
Vanessa

PS: You can keep your Finals MVP case. I don't want to take the time to dust it out.


nomination

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[atxrocker]

Dear Luke,

Thanks for your unconditional belief in me, too.

The Easter Bunny


:lol :lol

[da_suns_fan__]

Dear Spurs,

Who are you guys?

Love,
USA

[Switchman]

Dear USA,

Go back to foreclosing on your sub prime mortgaged houses, go back to watching Paris Hilton on your $2k HD capable T.V. that you had to take out another credit card for, go back to voting on American Idol.

Love,
One who does not need the masses of the USA to care.

[SRJ]

To whom it may concern:

What, or who, the hell are the Phoenix Suns?

Sincerely,
The NBA Championship

PS: I've even heard of the Kings and the Hawks. Are the Suns in the WNBA?

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Austin Toros:

Welcome to the organization!

Signed,
The Phoenix Suns

[da_suns_fan__]

To whom it may concern:

What, or who, the hell are the Phoenix Suns?

Sincerely,
The NBA Championship

PS: I've even heard of the Kings and the Hawks. Are the Suns in the WNBA?


:lol

:toast

[Behrooz24]

Dear Austin Toros:

Welcome to the organization!

Signed,
The Phoenix Suns


:lol

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear America:

Trade Me!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

I don't want to go anywhere!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

Trade Me!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

I don't want to go anywhere!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

Trade Me!

Signed, Kobe

[SRJ]

Dear Reggie,

Please stay retired. If you retired, that means you're done.

Sincerely,
Michael Jordan, June 1998


Dear Reggie,

Please stay retired. If you retired, that means you're done.

Sincerely,
Michael Jordan, June 1993

PS: I'm just proud that my now-deceased father was able to see my last basketball game.

PPS: Try baseball instead! How can that experiment possibly fail?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Spurs,

Who are you guys?

Love,
USA


Dear Austin Toros:

Welcome to the organization!

Signed,
The Phoenix Suns


Dear America:

Trade Me!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

I don't want to go anywhere!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

Trade Me!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

I don't want to go anywhere!

Signed, Kobe

Dear America:

Trade Me!

Signed, Kobe

:lmao :rollin :lmao

[SRJ]

Dear 4th Quarter of Game 4, 2007 NBA Finals,

Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop!

Sincerely,
The jackass fan in Cleveland who wouldn't stop doing that

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear Dirk:

I would like you meet you sometime. You seem like a nice guy.

Signed, The Fourth Quarter

[medstudent]

Dear Dad,

Should've listened to your advice about hood rats and white girls.

Love,

Kobe

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Dirk:

I would like you meet you sometime. You seem like a nice guy.

Signed, The Fourth Quarter
:lmao

[T-Pain]

i love this thread, im glad to see it again

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear Kobe:

I'm divorcing and getting half bitch!

With love, Wifey.

Dear Vanessa:

Hows about a new ring?

Scared as hell, Kobe

Dear Kobe,

Fine Asshole

With Bling, Wifey

[LakeShow]

Dear Haters,

http://www.nba.com/jsp/TrivialPollResult.jsp?pollId=15925&team=nba&showResult=true&title=&useFrag=false&refresh=true

FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,

KOBE

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear Shaq,
Won without you bitch have fun with the fat kids.
With Love,
Mamba

[yourcheatinheart]

dear kobe,

when times are rough i try to look at the bright side of the earth and say golly things ain't so bad.

sincerley,
Owen Wilson

[atxrocker]

Dear Dirk:

I would like you meet you sometime. You seem like a nice guy.

Signed, The Fourth Quarter



:lmao :lmao :lmao


and lol @ yourcheatinheart's post

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

I see you neglecting me, and I don't like it. I thought we had something special.

Lost without you,

Volume Shooting

[yourcheatinheart]

dear kobe,

what's up with this passing the ball bullshit?? c'mon me and you baby forever..

sincerley,
your hands

[atxrocker]

Dear judaspriestess,

If Mike Vick and friends killed some dogs does that make all americans dog murderers?

Quit being a pussy,
Argentina

[yourcheatinheart]

dear jesus,

you know i was just playin' right???

much love regardless,
mike vick

[yourcheatinheart]

dear mike,

you don't need that cheese you let me borrow any time soon?? i'm still trying to pick up more shifts at the footaction.

holla at me,
your brother marcus

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear Team USA,
You leave me for that bitch bronze and now you expect me to take you back?
With Love,
The Gold Medal

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear Kobe,

I see you neglecting me, and I don't like it. I thought we had something special.

Lost without you,

Volume Shooting
ROFL

[yourcheatinheart]

dear kobe,

don't worry about those little guys trying to bring you down. stay focused, keep your eyes on the prize and their is no doubt you'll be holding that trophy over your head come playoff time.

best of luck,

Your 2007 University of Michigan Varsity Football Team

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Luis,

You're going to love Houston.

Best,
V-Span

[monosylab1k]

Dear Kobe,

You can't hold me in forever motherfucker! I'm gonna be comin out eventually, whether you like it or not!

Love,
Your Ego

p.s. FUCK Lebron, you know you want to say it!

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Mitch,

Sleep with one eye open.

K

[monosylab1k]

Dear 2007 Wolverines,

Thanks.

Sincerely,
The 2007 Mavericks

[monosylab1k]

Dear 2007 Appalachian State Mountaineers,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
The 2007 Golden State Warriors

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Dear Dirk,

You shoved me into a wall, but I am willing to forgive you.

Sincerely,
The Exercise Bike

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Luis,

You're going to love Houston.

Best,
V-Span


Dear 2007 Appalachian State Mountaineers,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
The 2007 Golden State Warriors


Dear 2007 Wolverines,

Thanks.

Sincerely,
The 2007 Mavericks
:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Francisco Elson,

Fuck you.

Love,
Juan Encarnacion

[ShoogarBear]

Dear 2007 Appalachian State Mountaineers,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
The 2007 Golden State Warriors
:lmao :rollin

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Shaq,

Who'd have guessed that mine would last longer?

Let me know if you need lawyer recommendations.

Peace,
Kobe

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Wade Wilson,

Fuck you.

Love,
Jose Canseco.

[JamStone]

Dear Diana Taurasi,

You should flop more. You might not win, but you won't foul out of the game.

Sincerely,

Steve Nash

p.s. try making really jacked up faces when you go to the rim. That's good for two foul calls a game.

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear OJ,
Any Reccomendations?
Sincerely,
Ron Mexico

[yourcheatinheart]

Dear Diana Taurasi,

You should flop more. You might not win, but you won't foul out of the game.

Sincerely,

Steve Nash

p.s. try making really jacked up faces when you go to the rim. That's good for two foul calls a game.



dear JamStone,

a really beat the shit out me again, and again, and again....

best regards,
the dead horse

[JamStone]

dear JamStone,

a really beat the shit out me again, and again, and again....

best regards,
the dead horse



Dear yourcheatingheart,

When you're so sensitive, I get bigger and bigger. And, I'm still not sure if that's a good thing.

Just a forewarning,

Your ever-growing pussy

[yourcheatinheart]

Dear yourcheatingheart,

When you're so sensitive, I get bigger and bigger. And, I'm still not sure if that's a good thing.

Just a forewarning,

Your ever-growing pussy


dear jamstone,

this is you down here, this is me up here, just out of reach. nice try though.

sincerly,
your attempt at comedy

[JamStone]

dear jamstone,

this is you down here, this is me up here, just out of reach. nice try though.

sincerly,
your attempt at comedy

Dear yourcheatinheart,

I'm not sure we've met yet. Let's have lunch sometime.

Yours truly,

A sense of reality



I hope this isn't comedy. But, you do show your pussy here:


dear JamStone,

a really beat the shit out me again, and again, and again....

best regards,
the dead horse




dear kobe,

don't worry about those little guys trying to bring you down. stay focused, keep your eyes on the prize and their is no doubt you'll be holding that trophy over your head come playoff time.

best of luck,

Your 2007 University of Michigan Varsity Football Team

Nice joke. You were about 3 days late.



dear mike,

you don't need that cheese you let me borrow any time soon?? i'm still trying to pick up more shifts at the footaction.

holla at me,
your brother marcus


:sleep



dear kobe,

what's up with this passing the ball bullshit?? c'mon me and you baby forever..

sincerley,
your hands

Original considering the post right before it was:


Dear Kobe,

I see you neglecting me, and I don't like it. I thought we had something special.

Lost without you,

Volume Shooting


Your best attempt at comedy:


dear kobe,

when times are rough i try to look at the bright side of the earth and say golly things ain't so bad.

sincerley,
Owen Wilson



Thanks for not making any sense with your comment.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

We're insulting people now because they didn't make us laugh? I'm speechless.

[JamStone]

Nope we're insulting people for being sensitive pussy Suns fans and then resorting to saying "my comedy is better than yours."

[LakeShow]

Dear Kobe,

FUCK SHAQ!!!!!

Love,

Shaunie

[Medvedenko]

Dear Portland,

Have a great Season....

Love #2
Durant

[LakeShow]

Dear Vanessa,

Get the money. Girl!

Sincerely,

Shaunie

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Lakeshow:

Welcome to last week.

Signed,

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1945207&postcount=384

[LakeShow]

Dear Lakeshow:

Welcome to last week.

Signed,

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1945207&postcount=384

Shit! My bad, I missed that rule. I think i have it now, "One Dear, per event, on the day of the event, only!" Got it! :toast

[LakeShow]

Dear Shoogarbear,

There are a lot of violations on this thread. Get to work!

Signed,

The HMIC

(Head Monitor in Charge)

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Spurs fan,

Are you surprised we insist on living in the past?

Sincerely,
The 42-40 2006-2007 Lakers

[monosylab1k]

Dear Lakeshow1,

How do you think the Houston frontcourt is looking?

Love,

Your fellow Rockets fans

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Lakeshow:

We need to get together. I can make you look better.

Sincerely,
Humor.

[LakeShow]

Dear Humor,

Humor Me!

Sincerely,

Humor-Less

[LakeShow]

Dear Mono,

How's that 67 win season working for you?

Signed,

Baron Davis

[LakeShow]

Dear *,

Why must you follow all of our titles?

confused,

Spurs Fan

[monosylab1k]

Dear Lakeshow1,

Even as the cock crows, you still deny me.

Love,

Tracy McGrady

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear *,

Why must you follow all of our titles?

confused,

Spurs Fan


Dear Lakeshow1,

Asterisk smack talk isn't living in the past, is it?

Sincerely,
The Steam Engine, The Telegraph and The California Gold Rush

[LakeShow]

Dear Spurs,

Don't worry! There are plenty of Tim Donaghy's in the league.

Sincerely,

David

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Spurs,

Don't worry! There are plenty of Tim Donaghy's in the league.

Sincerely,

David


Dear Kobe,

Don't worry about losing!

I've got plenty of excuses.

Phil

p.s. Luc and I would love it if you joined us on our next Australian beach vacation.

[LakeShow]

Dear Shawne Williams,

Puff, Puff, Give! Puff, Puff, Give!

Sincerely,

Smokey :smokin

[yourcheatinheart]

dear jamstone,

it aint cool to disect every little thing someone says. you look a little on the obsessed side.

love,
your sense of self worth

[yourcheatinheart]

Dear yourcheatinheart,

I'm not sure we've met yet. Let's have lunch sometime.

Yours truly,

A sense of reality



I hope this isn't comedy. But, you do show your pussy here:







Nice joke. You were about 3 days late.





:sleep




Original considering the post right before it was:




Your best attempt at comedy:





Thanks for not making any sense with your comment.
:sleep :sleep i'm sorry did you say something?? oh well i'm sure it wasn't worth two shits..

[JamStone]

Dear yourcheatinheart,

Let's get this JamStone guy because he made fun of Stevie and our beloved Suns who are super-duper awesome! And, if he responds, let's just say we're funnier and cooler than he is. Deal?

Ready for action,

Your ginormous sensitive pussy






Dear Diana Taurasi,

You should flop more. You might not win, but you won't foul out of the game.

Sincerely,

Steve Nash

p.s. try making really jacked up faces when you go to the rim. That's good for two foul calls a game.


dear JamStone,

a really beat the shit out me again, and again, and again....

best regards,
the dead horse

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Greg,

Buy some IcyHot

Love,
Your knees

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Greg:

Old guy with creaky knees? You'll fit right in!

:tu,

Arvydas

[yourcheatinheart]

Dear yourcheatinheart,

Let's get this JamStone guy because he made fun of Stevie and our beloved Suns who are super-duper awesome! And, if he responds, let's just say we're funnier and cooler than he is. Deal?

Ready for action,

Your ginormous sensitive pussy


dear jamstone,

have you seen me??

help me,
your nutsack

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[LakeShow]

Dear Kobe,

How's that for a signing? I hope you shut the fuck up now! I got you Elton Fucking Br...???

http://www.ahapuzzles.com/homer_simpson_doh.jpg

Mitch

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

two weeks ago
Dear Wives or Heat players!
Divorce those unloyal pieces of shit they are all paying hoes off!

Kobe

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

You can have as many white bitches as you want over here. Let's make a deal!

Please,

Andrei Kirilenko

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Andrei:

Who are you kidding? You want to live in LA with one freebie a year from the wife? GTFO.

Kobes

[JamStone]

Kobe homey,

They got this thing called polygamy over here they don't frown upon too much. Plus, Mehmet Okur's wife is pretty hot. I hit that. Mormon chicks don't really like prosecuting too. Sounds more and more like paradise, mais non?

Think about it,

Kiri

[Fabbs]

^^ :lol

[LakeShow]

Dear Steve, Steve and Amare

FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,

Shawn (the Star) Marion

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Charlie:

A ten year contract for doing that? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Yours,

Ty

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Phoenix Suns,

Fuck you.

Love,
Shawn Marion

[ggoose25]

:lol

[exstatic]

Dear Juwan,

Fuck you. I hope your rotting carcass stays on Minny's neo-expansion roster.

Derek

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Kobe:

You'll clean the locker only when I tell you to.

Jerry

[duncan7721]

Dear Portland,

Have a great Season....

Love #2
Durant
:lmao :lmao :lmao portland is still better though...

[Roxsfan]

http://mvn.com/nba-mavericks/

[duncan7721]

Dear Dirk,
You choke harder than boa constrictors.
Love,
The best PF ever (better than this years undeserving MVP) Tim S. Duncan
P.S Tim S. duncan=Tim Slam Duncan!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear KG,

(expletive) you.

Love,
Ray Allen

[duncan7721]

Dear KG,

(expletive) you.

Love,
Ray Allen
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[dirk4mvp]

Dear Dirk,
You choke harder than boa constrictors.
Love,
The best PF ever (better than this years undeserving MVP) Tim S. Duncan
P.S Tim S. duncan=Tim Slam Duncan!

You deserve a hand clap just because you tried so hard to make that funny.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[LakeShow]

Dear Kobe,

You Mad?

Truly,

Jim Buss

[LakeShow]

Dear Dr. Buss,

I was just playing!

Love

Kobe

[LakeShow]

Dear Mark Cuban,

I don't want to play with Dirk!

Sincerely,

Kobe

[stretch]

Dear Lakeshow,

We all know you are a rockets fan. Stop frontin, and strap on your Scola jersey.

Sincerely,

All spurstalk posters.

[LakeShow]

Dear Lakeshow,

We all know you are a rockets fan. Stop frontin, and strap on your Scola jersey.

Sincerely,

All spurstalk posters.

Dear Stretch,

Another Saturday night alone with nobody but your alias? Must suck to be dickless! :depressed

sincerely,

Lakeshow1

[LakeShow]

Dear Josh,

Are you retarded?

Sincerely,

NBA Fans!

[LakeShow]

Dear Inchworm (aka Stretch)

:lmao

Love

Pussy

[stretch]

Dear Lakeshow,

I love it when you steal other people's insults, and actually think its funny. It's even funnier when you fake as another team's fan to pathetically talk shit to the Spurs fans.

Sincerely,

Stretch.

P.S. - lol, yao

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Lakeshow:

Stop screwing up a good thread.

Me

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[LakeShow]

Dear Lakeshow:

Stop screwing up a good thread.

Me

Dear Shoogarbear

Fuck You,

sincerely,

Lakeshow1

[ShoogarBear]

Just about the level of wit and originality expected.

[LakeShow]

Just about the level of wit and originality expected.

Well that's how this great thread you stated started right? Just keeping it on track!

[2k Dre/mavs]

Dear Spurs

I'm young enough to play for yall

From

Bill Russell

[2k Dre/mavs]

Dear Bruce Bowen

I'll push your punk ass to the ground again

From

Josh Howard

[monosylab1k]

Dear Lakeshow:

Stop screwing up a good thread.

Me
:tu

[2k Dre/mavs]

Dear spurs

I'm sorry but I can't help yall this year

Love

Tim Donaghy

[Rummpd]

Dear Mavs fan:

We suck *&^ under pressure.

Signed, the Dallas Mavs.

[2k Dre/mavs]

Dear Ron Artest

Next time fight me back

From

Ben Wallace

[Reggie Miller]

Dear Kobe:

Chicago is our kind of town. Please shut up. We are all still paying on our outrageously expensive condos in Wrigleyville.

Love,

Deng, Gordon, and Nocioni

[JamStone]

Dear Shaq

Please can I join the Heat next year. I will be your bitch. Please!!!!!!!!


Love,

Penny


Nice. Prophetic.

posted: 06-21-2006, 08:34 PM

[2k Dre/mavs]

Dear T mac

Us loosing to the Jazz is your faught

From

Yao Ming

[JamStone]

Dear racist jokers,

I pity the fool who makes fun of someone for the way they talk.

You know who sucka!

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc83/eljayster/mrt.jpg

[2k Dre/mavs]

Dear Jam Stone

Shut Your punk ass up

from

kkk

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear spurs

I'm sorry but I can't help yall this year

Love

Tim Donaghy
:lol Sorry but it was proven he didn't bet on us vs. PHX.

[LakeShow]

Dear Jamstone


If I want to be fucked by a midget I'd choose WeeMan..

Fixed

WeeMan

:lol

[stretch]

Dear Lakeshow,

lol, Yao

Stretch

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

It's not about you. It's about the team.

Sincerely,

A-Rod

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[Tippecanoe]

Dear Beno,

WTF?!?! how do you expect me to make a profit now??

signed,
taco vender

[MagnusKrauss]

Dear Spurs,

Will I get my ring?

Metrosexually,

Beno

[anakha]

(link taken from usckk's thread in the Spurs Forum)

Dear Kobe,

Here's the first part of my 'How To Act Like A Real Franchise Player' series:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=An..KnWd5pjy40xSGjPPnKA5nYcB?slug=jy-tim102907&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Give me a call if you want to learn more.

Tim

[JamStone]

(link taken from usckk's thread in the Spurs Forum)

Dear Kobe,

Here's the first part of my 'How To Act Like A Real Franchise Player' series:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=An..KnWd5pjy40xSGjPPnKA5nYcB?slug=jy-tim102907&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Give me a call if you want to learn more.

Tim


Dear anakha,

He signed an extension for two years, $40 million. Nice guy. That doesn't make him Mother Teresa.

Regards,

Shaq's more "friendly" five year $100 million contract versus four year $100 million

[anakha]

Dear anakha,

He signed an extension for two years, $40 million. Nice guy. That doesn't make him Mother Teresa.

Regards,

Shaq's more "friendly" five year $100 million contract versus four year $100 million

Dear Jamstone,

And look how much that contract is hamstringing the Heat now.

Regards,
Peter Holt

;)

[~~Ice Man 2000~~]

Dear KG

Maybe I'll see you again, I've waited so long!

With Love,
Round 2

Dear Kobe,

See, we do exist

Pissed off,
The other Lakers

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear 2006 NBA Draft,

Fuck you.

Love,
JJ Barea

[Flo-Rida]

lol at amare 32 penny come to miami he actually did lmao

[monosylab1k]

lol at amare 32 penny come to miami he actually did lmao

Dear SpursTalk,

can someone please translate this for me?

Thanks,

The English Language

[LakerMagic]

Dear SpursTalk,

can someone please translate this for me?

Thanks,

The English Language


:lol

[Killakobe81]

Dear Shaq ...
Not having a superstar two gaurd to carry your ass when you'er feeling lazy ..sucks huh?!

Kobe "they kept me and ditched you" Bryant

PS - nice hit on Raja the other night ...

[Killakobe81]

Dear Spurs

You have my respect. When I havent been able to win this decade you have (except when you let that sorry ass MAVS team knock you off) ...
I cant wait til we meet again in May should be fun ...


Kobe "I have ended your season 3 times this decade (so far)" Bryant

[21_Blessings]

PS: DWade is a better player than you.

:spin

[manufor3]

dear jason kidd,
you better lead us to a championship this year or we'll buy you out.
love,
mark cuban

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Tracy,

Still waiting for you.

The Second Round
Prepare to be bumped.

[T Park]

Dear Yao,

Told ya you should've used me

Sincerely,

Your dusty ankle brace

[BLACKMAMBA24]

How could you do that to Travis outlaw last night?

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Jerry,

:makeout

Kobe

[manufor3]

Dear spurs management,

WHY????

Luis Scola

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Medical Staff,

Fuck you

Love,
Andrew Bynum.

[Allanon]

Hahah, those last few posts are pretty good.

[O-Factor]

Dear League,

Fuck, Why don't I get no MVP love?

Amare

[manufor3]

Dear SpursTalk,

can someone please translate this for me?

Thanks,

The English Language
:lol :spin

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Mr. O'Neal:

We are in receipt of your latest order, and we may be able to ship your order as early as Sunday.

Thank you for being such a frequent and reliable customer.

Sincerely,

The Acme Broom Company

[resistanze]

Dear Shaq,

Who are ya gonna throw under me next? So many choices!

See you Sunday,

The Bus

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Pat Riley,

Fuck you.

Love,
Steve Kerr.

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Jason Kidd

FUCK YOU!

sincerely,

Byron (Coach of the Year) Scott

[atxrocker]

Dear Boston,

You see, that's how you're supposed to do the scrubs you meet in the first round of the playoffs.

Sincerely,

Chris Paul and crew

[kingsfan]

Dear Boston,

You see, that's how you're supposed to do the scrubs you meet in the first round of the playoffs.

Sincerely,

Chris Paul and crew
Don't forget you have family in Atlanta! :ihit

[dirk4mvp]

Dear Kings,


It's been a while

Love,

the playoffs

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Mavs,

It's been awhile.


Love,

The Second Round

[TheMACHINE]

Dear Kobe,

I'll be seeing u for the next 5 years.

Love,
Home Court Advantage

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Tim and Robert:

Why don't you ever stay?

Love,
The First Round

[DBryant88]

dear shaq

Thanx for the ham it gave me diharrea, luckily it was all over an image of you

-kobe

P.S. Your team still in the playoff right?

[MONTENEGRINO]

Dear Shaq,

I'll send you a postcard from sec round. Tim is nasty, huh?

-Kobe

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Dear Mavs,

It's been awhile.


Love,

The Second Round

Dear Kings,

It's been awhile.

Love,

The Playoffs

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Dear Kings,

We've got your number!

Love,

Ping Pong Balls

[MONTENEGRINO]

PS: DWade is a better player than you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....!!!
:lol:lol:lol

Ah I see... Wade is already waitin' in THE FINALS...:downspin: