Dear Kobe,

[manufor3]

Dear Kobe,

Colorado!!!

Love,
KG

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Outstanding bump.

[Spur-Addict]

Dear Kobe,

Did you really say all this?

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

sincerely yours,

MOM

[JamStone]

Dear John Paxson,

You could have at least given me a fucking interview.

Bitch ass,

Scottie Pippen

[JamStone]

Dear Paxson,

Me too, asshole.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

[JamStone]

Dear Paxson,

Me too, muthafucka. At least I'm white, could shoot jumpers, and I sucked when I played.

Thanks,

Tim Legler

[cnyc3]

Dear KG,

Don't be shy, you can come close I promise I don't Bite.

Love,

The rim

[TheMACHINE]

Dear Lamar,

Buy me! I'll help you!

Love,
Layup for Dummies.

[LakeShow]

Dear Kobe,

Your first mistake was to "ASK" instead of "Take"

sincerely,

Tim (Chester the Molester) Duncan

[Lake_show]

Dear Tim Duncan,

Retire while you still have respect.

Sincerely,

Andrew Bynum

[ShoogarBear]

^^those might have been the two least funniest posts in the history of the board, not to mention this thread.

[rAm]

Dear KG,

Don't be shy, you can come close I promise I don't Bite.

Love,

The rim

lol

[LakeShow]

Dear Chapel Hills Bar,

"Fuck you. This place sucks. I am OUTTA HERE!"

sincerely,

Tim (the Molester) Duncan

after being asked to leave for molesting women in the bar.

[Spur-Addict]

Dear KG,

Don't be shy, you can come close I promise I don't Bite.

Love,

The rim

DITTO!!!!!!!!!!

[nashzilla]

Dear Kerr and Cuban,

Thats what you get for overreacting...

Love Mitch Kupchak

dear Mitch,

go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.



Steve and Mark

[MateoNeygro]

dear jamstone,

this is you down here, this is me up here, just out of reach. nice try though.

sincerly,
your attempt at comedy

I dunno that shit he said was pretty damn funny

[MateoNeygro]

Dear Spurs

I'm young enough to play for yall

From

Bill Russell

i'mma spurs fan for life but that was fuckin funny well played

[mffl89]

Dear David Stern,

Now can you dig that? SUCKA!!!!

Love,

Tim Donaghy

[Ghazi]

Laker trolls = dum

[TheMACHINE]

Laker trolls = dum

Dear Ghazi,.

You're horrible. Way to follow the thread killjoy.

Best Wishes,
TheMachine :toast

[ShoogarBear]

Dear David:

Thanks for taking the heat off.

Love,
Bud

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

dear david,

im a bitch

love,
Karma

[cnyc3]

Dear Mitch and Jerry,

I'm sorry, but I had gave them your number.

Love,
Tim Donaghy

[xtremesteven33]

Dear Celtics,

You're lucky it was an even year.

Love,
Spurs

[Axl Van Dam]

Dear Sasha,

Next time be a man and hit a stationary bike instead of a chair cushion.
LAME ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!

Dirk.

[Axl Van Dam]

Dear SpursTalk,

can someone please translate this for me?

Thanks,

The English Language

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Kobe,

Just because twenty shots is nothing for you in a game doesn't mean you can do it after the game.

See you all day,
The Hangover

[ballhog]

Dear Lakers,

You shouldn't have taken me for granted.

Respectfully,

24-pt lead.

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Tim,

Know any good lawyers?

Dick

[dickface]

Dear Pau,

Why are you so scared of me?

Love,
Contact

[MateoNeygro]

Dear Kobe,

You've been owned

Sincerly, Paul Pierce

[cnyc3]

Dear Kobe,

I have a huge endorsement deal for you, call me

Love,
Pampers

[ballhog]

Dear D. Fish

We'll be there for ya.

Sincerely,

Kleenex

[ballhog]

Dear Pau,

Why are you so scared of me?

Love,
Contact

:lmao

[cnyc3]

Dear Ray,

Please make a meaningless 3 at the closing seconds of Game 5 and I'll ask Bruce to ease up on you, deal?

Sincerely,
Fin

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

You need me. I don't like pink diamonds. But can you get me Chris Brown tickets?

Love,

Andrew Bynum

[Fernando TD21]

Dear Kobe,
I'm open! Machine is open!

The Machine

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Kobe,
I'm open! Machine is open!

The Machine

:lol

[dknights411]

Dear Sasha,

Next time be a man and hit a stationary bike instead of a chair cushion.
LAME ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!

Dirk.


OUCH! that's low

[J.T.]

Dear Lakers fanbase,

http://www.jlh-design.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Love,

SpursTalk

[cash459]

Dear Lakers fanbase,

http://www.jlh-design.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Love,

SpursTalk

:lmao (would be better with a sound clip)

[SenorSpur]

Dear Kobe,
After you team is formally ousted by the Celtics, are you going to again spend this summer asking for another trade?

[Cherry]

Dear Lakers,

You shouldn't have taken me for granted.

Respectfully,

24-pt lead.


:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Pau,

Why are you so scared of me?

Love,
Contact


Dear Lakers,

You shouldn't have taken me for granted.

Respectfully,

24-pt lead.

:rollin

[cash459]

Dear Lakers & Kobe,

:wtf

Signed,
Anxious, excited Laker fans

[LakeShow]

Dear Kobe.,

Where's your little sister?

sincerely,

Timmie (the molester) Duncan




Dear Spurs,

Thanks for being you! Our Bitches

Sincerely,

The Lakers

[cnyc3]

Dear LakeShow,

Those were funny! Did it help stop the bleeding?

Sincerely,
Karma

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Lake Show,

What's the Lakers' record in the Finals against the Celtics?

Russ and the Gang

[J.T.]

Dear Kobe,

Better your team getting stomped by the Celtics than mine

Love,

Tim Duncan

[ballhog]

Dear Kobe,

Thanks for being our spokesman.

Love,

Alcoholics Anonymous & Depends

[O-Factor]

Dear Laker Trolls,

Im a bitch.

Love,
Karma

[O-Factor]

Dear Paul,

We should of put you in the commercial instead of KG.

Regards,
Gatorade.

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Kobe,

LOL, "First-Team All-Defense".

Sincerely,
Basketball Fans.

[ShoogarBear]

Dear KG,

We hereby rescind your membership.

Sincerely,
League of Clutch

[trueD]

Dear Kobe,

Why won't you show up for me ... I need you!

Desperately,
The Whole Game

[MONTENEGRINO]

Dear Boston,

I'm on my way to NBA throne,
it means over you assholes...


KOBE_

[J.T.]

Dear awesome teammates,

If you fuck this up for me I will kill every last one of you. I mean it.

Love,

Kobe

[J.T.]

Dear awesome teammates,

If you fuck this up for me I will kill every last one of you. I mean it.

Love,

Kobe

Dear Kobe,

Fuck you.

Sin,

the other 14 Lakers

[cnyc3]

Dear KG,

We hereby rescind your membership.

Sincerely,
League of Clutch



Dear League of Clutch,

joke's on you, i was never in to begin with.

Sincerely,
KG

[cash459]

Dear lakeshow,

What happened to "your" team? :wtf

:lol

Signed,

SpursTalk

[san antonio spurs]

Dear Cassel,
I never thought I'd let your ugly face kiss me again,
love,
the trophy.

[san antonio spurs]

Dear Posey,
I'm glad you read my book,
regards,
R. Horry

[ballhog]

Dear Phil,

Sorry I'm only reffing one game this series.

Sincerely,

Dick Bavetta

[dknights411]

Dear Kobe,

Fuck You!

Love,
Shaq

[monosylab1k]

Dear Patriots,

You guys fuckin suck!

Love,

Celtics & Red Sox

[J.T.]

Dear League of Clutch,

Kiss my big, fat, NBA champion ass.

Love,

Kevin

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Celtics,

You won this time...

Love,
Bavetta

[J.T.]

Dear Patriots,

You guys fuckin suck!

Love,

Celtics & Red Sox

Dear Celtics & Red Sox,

It's FAHHHHKIN'

Lol,

Patriots

[J.T.]

Dear Peyton Manning,

So this is what it feels like to win a championship after 9001 seasons of choking.

Sin,

KG

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Kobe:

You want me to make room for how many?

The Bus

[m33p0]

Dear Kobe,

I still have one more than you.

BFFL,
Shaq

[J.T.]

Dear Steve Nash, Dirk Nowitzki, John Stockton, Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, et al.

Can one of you guys take over my lease? I'm moving out of Choketown but I signed a lease for my entire career.

Thanks,

KG

[Crookshanks]

Dear Mitch,

I want to be traded to the Celtics.

Thanks for nothing,
Kobe

p.s. can I return the Pau gift you gave me, it doesn't fit.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Kobe:

You want me to make room for how many?

The Bus

:lmao

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dear Kobe,

Still think you can win without me?

Shaq's coattails

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dear Kobe,

See You This Weekend! We got a new Sonydigicam

Parking Lot Guys

[ElNono]

Dear Kobe,

Thank you for representing us in the biggest stage.

Sincerely,
A folding chair

[dknights411]

Dear Bruins,

We're disowning you.

Love,
The city of Boston

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Phil:

Fuck you.

Cheers,
The rotting carcass of Red.

[dknights411]

Dear Celtics,

We're waiting....

Love,
the San Antonio Spurs

[davi78239]

Dear Boston,

Your Turn To Keep Me Warm For The Spurs

Sincerely,

NBA Trophy

[davi78239]

Dear Kobe,

Looks Like You Can't Win Shit Since You've "nutted on my face"

Yours Truly,

The White Trash Bitch From Colorado

[ElNono]

Dear Kobe,

Thank god you gave us those watches before the Finals

Sincerely,
You teammates

[MagnusKrauss]

Dear Sasha,

Crybaby tears taste so yummy!


Love,

Ray "Super-Clutch" Allen

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dear Kobe,

Give it up son,

Sincerely,
MJ

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Sasha,

Crybaby tears taste so yummy!


Love,

Ray "Super-Clutch" Allen

:lmao

[dknights411]

Dear Kobe,

Give it up son,

Sincerely,
MJ

:rollin

[baseline bum]

Dear Phil:

Fuck you.

Cheers,
The rotting carcass of Red.

P.S., it's dark and hot down here, but I'm saving you a seat.

[dknights411]

Dear Danny Ainge,

You're welcome.

Sincerly,
Kevin McHale

[anakha]

Dear Kobe,

Sorry, I don't think the whole team can fit under me.

Thanks,
The Bus

[MagnusKrauss]

Dear Sir,

We're sorry but the warranty has been voided on your Pau Gasol "Saviour" Model. Had you noticed that we had given you the "Pussy-Ass" Gasol Model and given back the product with the package unopened we would have replaced it immediately.



Sincerely,

The Memphis Grizzlies

[dknights411]

Dear Memphis,

WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!!!

Sincerly,
Los Angeles

[MagnusKrauss]

Dear Ray,

I told you you had to drink that Euro-style crybaby-tears elixir to cure your choking!

Dirk's was excellent!

Much love and Congratulations,

Gary P.

[Crookshanks]

Dear Mitch, Phil and Kobe,

Thanks for not subjecting me to that humiliating ass-whoopin.

Gratefully,
Kwame

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dear 2008 Lakers squad,

Thanks for the hilarious new material!

Best wishes,
NBA Record book

[O-Factor]

Dear Kobe,

:lmao

-Colorado

[ShoogarBear]

Dear 2008 Lakers squad,

Thanks for the hilarious new material!

Best wishes,
NBA Record book

:lol

[IFICOULDBELIKEMIKE24]

:lol GO SPURS GO! FUK LA!













WE SHALL REBUILD!:flag:

[anakha]

Dear IFICOULDBELIKEMIKE24,

:bang

Sincerely,
This thread

[dknights411]

Dear Celtics fans,

Hey! I'm on this team too!

-Brian Scalerbrine

[trueD]

Dear Kobe,

Thank god you gave us those watches before the Finals

Sincerely,
You teammates

:rollin

[O-Factor]

Dear Pau

You still suck and choke while in us.

-The Playoffs

[baseline bum]

Dear Kevin,

Room 69. I left you the key.

Love,
Michelle Tafoya

[O-Factor]

Dear Kevin,

Can I get a ride like Cassel next year?

Your Friend,
Sprewell

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dear Kobe,

You the MVP! bwahaha

Love,
The Truth

[O-Factor]

Dear Paul,

Why do you and Big Papi gotta 1-up me like that this year?

-Tom Brady

[Joe Schmoogins]

Dear KG,

Nice fake tears...:tu

your acting coach,
Zac Efron

[O-Factor]

Dear Dazed&Confused,

Getch your ass back here and suck me off again fool.

Yours truly,
Andrew Bynum

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dear 2008 Celtics team,

We're impressed.

In awe,
the refs

[san antonio spurs]

Dear Peyton Manning,

So this is what it feels like to win a championship after 9001 seasons of choking.

Sin,

KG

:lmao
are you maturing right in front of our eyes JT?
Props:toast

[J.T.]

Dear Paul,

Why do you and Big Papi gotta 1-up me like that this year?

-Tom Brady

Dear Tom,

At least you didn't throw your team under the bus like you know who.

Love,

Paul

[rAm]

Dear Kobe,

Tell me how my ass tastes.

Love,

Shaq

[Spur-Addict]

Dear Kobe,

Tell me how my ass tastes.

Love,

Shaq


:lmao

[0201rinckwater]

Dear Kobe,
Don't let your choking in the Finals translate to a choking in the olympics

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Kobe,

Tell me how my ass tastes.

Love,

Shaq:lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Kobe,

Fuck you.




Love,

Shaq

Classic.

[Duncanoypi]

Dear *,

Why must you follow all of our titles?

confused,

Spurs Fan

Dear *,

Hey, you'd follow ours too!

bullshit!

love,
2002 Lakers

[greensborohill]

Dear Steve Nash, Dirk Nowitzki, John Stockton, Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, et al.

Can one of you guys take over my lease? I'm moving out of Choketown but I signed a lease for my entire career.

Thanks,

KG

Ewing, Reggie Miller, etc. . . .


I hate KG

[ShoogarBear]

Shaq and Kobe are friends now.

:lmao

[JamStone]

Shaq,

My fault for leaving you the other night. I was at the buffet table. Thought you'd be there too.

Signed,

Your dignity

========================

Dear Shaq's dignity,

You wouldn't have helped. His problem is he never had me.

Truly yours,

Tact

[LakeShow]

Dear Shaq,

FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,

KOBE

[dickface]

Dear Lakeshow,

Still waiting for you to bring me into one of your posts in this thread.

Love,

Comedy

[IronMexican]

Hey Dickface

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Shaq,

FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,

KOBE

That was so not hilarious I laughed out of your attempt to make it so.

[Showtime24 LAKERS]

Dear Kobe,

We couldn't have won it without you!

bronze, wade, melo.

[Sissiborgo]

dear shaq: i didn't play like shit in the playoffs

kobe..

HAHAHAHA..:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Kobe,

We couldn't have won it without you!

bronze, wade, melo.

Yeah, I don't know if you get the concept of this thread, but it's supposed to make comments to make people laugh. This ain't one of them.

[LakeShow]

Yeah, I don't know if you get the concept of this thread, but it's supposed to make comments to make people laugh. This ain't one of them.

STFU! Nobody's here to amuse your punk ass. I thought it was funny. Fuck what you think, bitch!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

STFU! Nobody's here to amuse your punk ass. I thought it was funny. Fuck what you think, bitch!
gay...

:sleep

[LakeShow]

I'm gay...

:dramaquee

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Oooh, he knows how to change stuff in the quote boxes. What's your next unfunny trick?

[Epic Fail]

dear LakeShow,

quit including me in all your posts

[Spur-Addict]

dear LakeShow,

quit including me in all your posts

:lol

[Magic_Johnson]

dear LakeShow,

quit including me in all your posts

:lmao

[anakha]

Dear Showtime24 LAKERS and LakeShow,

Miss me?

Sincerely,
The Point of This Thread

[JamStone]

Hey Don and Chris,

Tell me how Monta's contract taste.

Smiles,

The Beard

[Kobe62Mavs61]

STFU! Nobody's here to amuse your punk ass. I thought it was funny. Fuck what you think, bitch!

lol. don't hurt em Lakeshow

lmao

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Kobe.,

Where's your little sister?

sincerely,

Timmie (the molester) Duncan




Dear Spurs,

Thanks for being you! Our Bitches

Sincerely,

The Lakers

Dear lakeshow

funniest post in the entire thread

truly

humor

[Kobe62Mavs61]

dear LakeShow,

quit including me in all your posts

dear epic fail

fitting description on the spurs repeat attempts

love

nba fans

[LakeShow]

dear epic fail

fitting description on the spurs repeat attempts

love

nba fans

:lmao

Now that's some EPIC FAIL for your ass! :rollin

[manufor3]

wow, laker fans don't know any comedy

[urunobili]

dear LakeShow,

quit including me in all your posts

best one so far... :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Dear LakeShow:

Man, you are hilarious.

Sincerely,
Blue Italics

[LakeShow]

Dear LakeShow:

Man, you are hilarious.

Sincerely,
Blue Italics


Dear Shoogabear,

Suck my Dick, Bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow



I hope like hell you can comprehend that!

[Epic Fail]

Dear Shoogabear,

Suck my Dick, Bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow



I hope like hell you can comprehend that!

Dear LakeShow,

looks like we are on a second date

[LakeShow]

Dear LakeShow,

looks like we are on a second date

Dear Epic Fail,

No bitch that i fuck only accepts one date.

Sincerely

Lakeshow

[monosylab1k]

Dear Epic Fail,

No bitch that i fuck only accepts one date.

Sincerely

Lakeshow

:lmao

Dear LakeShow,

Looks like we're gonna be friends too.

Love,

Unintentional Self-Ownage

[LakeShow]

This shit is funny. Now the topic of this thread was shaq telling kobe fuck you because he won a title without Kobe. Funny shit, hahahaha...:rolleyes


Fuck you.




Love,

Shaq

My post telling telling Shaq fuck you because he won a title without him gets flack from you bitches. You know what, Fuck you bitches, and that's real!


Dear Shaq,

FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,

KOBE

[monosylab1k]

My post telling telling Shaq fuck you because he won a title without him gets flack from you bitches.

What title? Western Conference?

[LakeShow]

:lmao

Dear LakeShow,

Looks like we're gonna be friends too.

Love,

Unintentional Self-Ownage

Dear Mono,

All depends on how you look at it. If you look at like I went out with Ep once because he is ep, then I'm doing it again but if you look at it like I FUCKED Ep on the first date, then you can understand why she would come back for more. Bitches love to be fucked. I'm sure that went right by you. :lol

[monosylab1k]

Dear Mono,

All depends on how you look at it. If you look at like I went out with Ep once because he is ep, then I'm doing it again but if you look at it like I FUCKED Ep on the first date, then you can understand why she would come back for more. Bitches love to be fucked. I'm sure that went right by you. :lol

Dear LakeShow,

Your incoherent rambling helps you none. Looks like you and Epic Fail should get an apartment together.

Love,

monosylab1k

[LakeShow]

Dear LakeShow,

Your incoherent rambling helps you none. Looks like you and Epic Fail should get an apartment together.

Love,

monosylab1k

Dear Mono,

What would your mom think???

Sincerely

Lakeshow

[monosylab1k]

Dear Mono,

What would your mom think???

Sincerely

Lakeshow

don't know, she's dead :depressed

[Epic Fail]

Dear LakeShow,

your posts are getting yourself closer to my coochie. im beginning to like you

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear LakeShow,

your posts are getting yourself closer to my coochie. im beginning to like you

LOL

The post was not funny at all, borderline stupid but what is funny, is that fans on this site find quotes like this funny. That's hilarious

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Mono,

What would your mom think???

Sincerely

Lakeshow

LMAO

no offence to the recipient but a perfectly timed momma joke works everytime. LOL

[dirk4mvp]

LOL

The post was not funny at all, borderline stupid but what is funny, is that fans on this site find quotes like this funny. That's hilarious



no offence to the recipient but a perfectly timed momma joke works everytime. LOL

Do you realize how fucking stupid you are?

[resistanze]

Dear Lakeshow,

Fuck you, traitor.

Sincerely,

Hakeem

[BUMP]

Dear Epic Fail,

No bitch that i fuck only accepts one date.

Sincerely

Lakeshow

Dear LakeShow,

im glad i've been your steady partner for life.

Sincerely

your right hand

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Do you realize how fucking stupid you are?

Dear Dirk

anyone that names themselves after a pussy, must be a pussy.

Truly

NBA Fan

[dirk4mvp]

Dear Dirk

anyone that names themselves after a pussy, must be a pussy.

Truly

NBA Fan




The post was not funny at all, borderline stupid but what is funny, is that fans on this site find quotes like this funny. That's hilarious

[dirk4mvp]

But I'm sure Lakeshow will come to suck you and Kobe off after he's done watching his rocket highlight tapes.

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Tony

what color are the panties you have on?

Love
Eva

[LakeShow]

Dear Tony

what color are the panties you have on?

Love
Eva

:lmao



Dear Spurs,

I am no longer trying to catch up. Consider yourself, caught!

Sincerely,

Father Time!

[Kobe62Mavs61]

:lmao



Dear Spurs,

I am no longer trying to catch up. Consider yourself, caught!

Sincerely,

Father Time!

lmao

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Pop

Love your makeup

Love
Edward James Olmos

[ShoogarBear]

Dear LakeShow,

We took a vote. You are the stupidest poster in the history of the Internet. Congratulations and well deserved!

Your awestruck fans,

SpursDynasty
da_suns_fan
kalikot_boy_kr
awmyplace
Kill_Bill_Pana

[Trainwreck2100]

Dear Shoogabear,

Suck my Dick, Bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow



I hope like hell you can comprehend that!

Do you know what blue italics is?

[dirk4mvp]

awmyplace


oh snap

[LakeShow]

Dear LakeShow,

We took a vote. You are the stupidest poster in the history of the Internet. Congratulations and well deserved!

Your awestruck fans,

SpursDynasty
da_suns_fan
kalikot_boy_kr
awmyplace
Kill_Bill_Pana

Dear Shoogarbear,

Ask me if I give a shit about your vote, suck ass Bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow

[LakeShow]

Dear Pop

Love your makeup

Love
Edward James Olmos

:lmao

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Shoogarbear,

Ask me if I give a shit about your vote, suck ass Bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow

LMAO

[Trainwreck2100]

Dear LakeShow,

We took a vote. You are the stupidest poster in the history of the Internet. Congratulations and well deserved!

Your awestruck fans,

SpursDynasty
da_suns_fan
kalikot_boy_kr
awmyplace
Kill_Bill_Pana



Dear Shoogarbear,

Ask me if I give a shit about your vote, suck ass Bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow

Dear Lakeshow
Shoog wasn't the voter, those other guys were

Sincerely,
Reading comprehension

[BUMP]

Dear LakeShow,

Miss me?

Sincerely

sunlight

[LakeShow]

Dear Lakeshow
Shoog wasn't the voter, those other guys were

Sincerely,
Reading comprehension

Dear Trainwreck,

What part of "Don't give a fuck do you not understand" Fuck Shoog and you too!

Sincerely
The Lakeshow

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Lakeshow
Shoog wasn't the voter, those other guys were

Sincerely,
Reading comprehension

Dear Trainwreck,

Can you comprehend I don't give a shit you suck ass bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow

[ShoogarBear]

Frak, forgot to switch log-ins.

:bang

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Trainwreck,

Can you comprehend I don't give a shit you suck ass bitch!

Sincerely

Lakeshow

LMAO

[Greg Oden]

Frak, forgot to switch log-ins.

:bang


what sn was it?

[Trainwreck2100]

Dear Trainwreck,

What part of "Don't give a fuck do you not understand" Fuck Shoog and you too!

Sincerely
The Lakeshow

Dear Lakeshow if you are going to quote yourself, use the correct quotes, you post should have read "Don't give a fuck" do you not understand? As "do you not understand" was not in your original post, it does not belong in quotes.

Sincerely,
Your sixth grade english teacher.

P.S. Don't forget there is a quiz tomorrow.

[LakeShow]

Dear Lakeshow if you are going to quote yourself, use the correct quotes, you post should have read "Don't give a fuck" do you not understand? As "do you not understand" was not in your original post, it does not belong in quotes.

Sincerely,
Your sixth grade english teacher.

P.S. Don't forget there is a quiz tomorrow.

Dear Trainwreck

I'll leave that to you irrelevant bitches who have nothing to do but correct someones writing on a fucking sports message board.

Sincerely,

Get a life

[Trainwreck2100]

Dear Trainwreck

I'll leave that to you irrelevant bitches who have nothing to do but correct someones writing on a fucking sports message board.

Sincerely,

Get a life

Dear Lakeshow,

someone's
:tu

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Trainwreck

I'll leave that to you irrelevant bitches who have nothing to do but correct someones writing on a fucking sports message board.

Sincerely,

Get a life

LMAO

+1

[Trainwreck2100]

LMAO

+1

LMAO

+2???

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Lakeshow

Don't pay attention to the gay crowd. Real men will not play.the gay spelling or grammer card.

signed
Rambo

[Trainwreck2100]

Dear Lakeshow

Don't pay attention to the gay crowd. Real men will not play.the gay spelling or grammer card.

signed
Rambo

Grammar,
Fuckin A do they have schools in LA?

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Grammar,
Fuckin A do they have schools in LA?

gay

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear SA

How does it feel to be irrelevant?

signed
relevant

[dirk4mvp]

kobe62mavs61 and lakeshow are hanging off each other's nuts pretty hard. it's kinda weird.

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Lakeshow if you are going to quote yourself, use the correct quotes, you post should have read "Don't give a fuck" do you not understand? As "do you not understand" was not in your original post, it does not belong in quotes.

Sincerely,
Your sixth grade english teacher.

P.S. Don't forget there is a quiz tomorrow.

Dear Trainwreck,

you post should have read?
Fail

Yours truly,

Your sixth grade english teacher

[Trainwreck2100]

Dear Trainwreck,

you post should have read?
Fail

Yours truly,

Your sixth grade english teacher

You've had 8 hours, and you just end up ripping off somebody from the last page? If you aren't going to try why should I?
What is it with you people and possessive nouns? Did they touch you inappropriately when you were a child?

[Kobe62Mavs61]

You've had 8 hours, and you just end up ripping off somebody from the last page? If you aren't going to try why should I?
What is it with you people and possessive nouns? Did they touch you inappropriately when you were a child?

lmao

[anakha]

Dear Laker Fans,

We'd like to invite you to this circle jerk we've got going in this thread.

Love,
Kobe62Mavs61 and LakeShow

[monosylab1k]

My post telling telling Shaq fuck you because he won a title without him gets flack from you bitches. You know what, Fuck you bitches, and that's real!

I still haven't gotten an explanation for this. What title did Kobe win without Shaq?

[Reggie Miller]

I still haven't gotten an explanation for this. What title did Kobe win without Shaq?


Ratings Trophy, natch.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

kobe62mavs61 and lakeshow are hanging off each other's nuts pretty hard. it's kinda weird.

and gay.

[LakeShow]

Dear Trainwreck,

you post should have read?
Fail

Yours truly,

Your sixth grade english teacher

:lmao

:owned

[LakeShow]

I still haven't gotten an explanation for this. What title did Kobe win without Shaq?

The world title. No matter how you look at it, it was a championship without shaq.

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Dear Laker Fans,

We'd like to invite you to this circle jerk we've got going in this thread.

Love,
Kobe62Mavs61 and LakeShow

Dear Lakers fan,
We do things bigger in texas. We circle jerk in 4's. The brokeback mountain approach to circle jerking. We're bootylicious.

love
Sugarbear, MsBottomtooth, Anafag, Dirk4me

[dirk4mvp]

We do things bigger in texas. We circle jerk in 4's.


Are you admitting you and lakeshow have been blowing each other in this thread?

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Rappin Shaq Thread:

Please don't let LakeShow do to you what he did to me.

Love,
Dear Kobe Thread

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

The world title. No matter how you look at it, it was a championship without shaq.

douche post of the year ^^^

[Kobe62Mavs61]

Are you admitting you and lakeshow have been blowing each other in this thread?

Are you admitting that you're a member of the BBMC?

[anakha]

Dear Lakers fan,
We do things bigger in texas. We circle jerk in 4's. The brokeback mountain approach to circle jerking. We're bootylicious.

love
Sugarbear, MsBottomtooth, Anafag, Dirk4me

Dear Lakers,

If this guy represents your general fanbase, our condolences.

Sincerely,
The Rest of the NBA

[monosylab1k]

The world title. No matter how you look at it, it was a championship without shaq.

:lmao

[rAm]

The world title. No matter how you look at it, it was a championship without shaq.

hahahahaha!! oh man this is great.

without Shaq, but with LeBron, Wade, CP3, Deron, Dwight Howard, Chris Bosh, and Kidd.

Good argument.

[Hemotivo]

:lol

[manufor3]

Dear Rappin Shaq Thread:

Please don't let LakeShow do to you what he did to me.

Love,
Dear Kobe Thread

:lol

[LakeShow]

douche post of the year ^^^


hahahahaha!! oh man this is great.

without Shaq, but with LeBron, Wade, CP3, Deron, Dwight Howard, Chris Bosh, and Kidd.

Good argument.

I'm going to answer this one together. I must say I'm surprised a spurs fan would make a comment like that but I am not surprised a nuggets fan would make one because he is from somewhere that doesn't have a clue how championships are won. It takes a team to win a title. A collection of all stars is not a way to win a championships. If that were the case teams like the lakers of 04 would have not had any problems winning the title. Those players that you mention did not win the gold the previous seasons so that should tell you that just because those player were on the team that it did not ensure a title. All championship teams had role players and a couple of great players on the team. It is true that Kobe played with a group of stars but he played with a group of stars who failed at their attempt to win the gold. Kobe was the difference with that team and without him they do not win the gold. Just like it was with the Lakers team that won the title 3 years in a row. He did win a title without Shaq and it was a big win for Mamba.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[sook]

Dear Kobe how did game 6 go?

[sook]

The world title. No matter how you look at it, it was a championship without shaq.

LOL WHO SAYS THAT :lmao

[dirk4mvp]

I am not surprised a nuggets fan would make one because he is from somewhere that doesn't have a clue how championships are won.



Going by your stupid ass logic, didn't a Nugget just win a title?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[LakeShow]

I'm waiting for one intelligent response that will dispute what I've said and I will gladly debate it.

[dirk4mvp]

Going by what you said, a nugget has a title.

[sook]

Going by your stupid ass logic, didn't a Nugget just win a title?

Dude you just freaking owned his ass so bad.


You showed him for the hypocrite he is, as a Lakers fan he twists situations to his liking and to others dislikes.


B.c the lakers got beat down by 40 pts Kobe won a world title so who cares.

Melo did more on team USA than Kobe and he is talking mess.:rollin

[LakeShow]

Going by what you said, a nugget has a title.

If you go by what I said it means Carmelo has a title and he does!

[dirk4mvp]

you're flip floppin

[LakeShow]

you're flip floppin

How so, please explain. How is that saying that the Nuggets won a title you fucking idiot. The nuggets didn't play in the world championships! dipshit!

[bostonguy]

Dear Kobe,

The Finals MVP is a wonderful award to have. After all, me outplaying you on the court is one of the reasons I ended up with this award.

Best Wishes,
Paul Pierce

[Spur-Addict]

I'm waiting for one intelligent response that will dispute what I've said and I will gladly debate it.

Man shut up, it's a different league. Time to move on now...

[ShoogarBear]

Going by what you said, a nugget has a title.


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Kobe62Mavs61]

How so, please explain. How is that saying that the Nuggets won a title you fucking idiot. The nuggets didn't play in the world championships! dipshit!

LMAO

[monosylab1k]

I'm going to answer this one together. I must say I'm surprised a spurs fan would make a comment like that but I am not surprised a nuggets fan would make one because he is from somewhere that doesn't have a clue how championships are won. It takes a team to win a title. A collection of all stars is not a way to win a championships. If that were the case teams like the lakers of 04 would have not had any problems winning the title. Those players that you mention did not win the gold the previous seasons so that should tell you that just because those player were on the team that it did not ensure a title. All championship teams had role players and a couple of great players on the team. It is true that Kobe played with a group of stars but he played with a group of stars who failed at their attempt to win the gold. Kobe was the difference with that team and without him they do not win the gold. Just like it was with the Lakers team that won the title 3 years in a row. He did win a title without Shaq and it was a big win for Mamba.

So was anybody able to get through this without bursting into uncontrollable laughter? Not me.

[Kobe62Mavs61]

So was anybody able to get through this without bursting into uncontrollable laughter? Not me.

those with a low basketball IQ will not get. Mavs fans especially.

[stretch]

I'm going to answer this one together. I must say I'm surprised a spurs fan would make a comment like that but I am not surprised a nuggets fan would make one because he is from somewhere that doesn't have a clue how championships are won. It takes a team to win a title. A collection of all stars is not a way to win a championships. If that were the case teams like the lakers of 04 would have not had any problems winning the title. Those players that you mention did not win the gold the previous seasons so that should tell you that just because those player were on the team that it did not ensure a title. All championship teams had role players and a couple of great players on the team. It is true that Kobe played with a group of stars but he played with a group of stars who failed at their attempt to win the gold. Kobe was the difference with that team and without him they do not win the gold. Just like it was with the Lakers team that won the title 3 years in a row. He did win a title without Shaq and it was a big win for Mamba.

Wow. Pathetic. :sleep

[monosylab1k]

those with a low basketball IQ will not get. Mavs fans especially.

I'm an OKC Thunder fan.

[dirk4mvp]

those with a low basketball IQ will not get. Mavs fans especially.



why do people knock Vince Carter for not having a title? Clearly he won one in 2000.

[rAm]

Whatever helps Laker Fans sleep at night I guess.

[TheNextGen]

Dear Kobe,

The Finals MVP is a wonderful award to have. After all, me outplaying you on the court is one of the reasons I ended up with this award.

Best Wishes,
Paul Pierce


Dear Paul,

Congrats on your 1 and only ring. Excuse me while I finish shining my new gold medal.

Best Wishes,
Kobe

[monosylab1k]

why do people knock Vince Carter for not having a title? Clearly he won one in 2000.

They both have gold medals, and they both haven't won an NBA title without Shaq.

Vince Carter = Kobe

[dirk4mvp]

They both have gold medals, and they both haven't won an NBA title without Shaq.

Vince Carter = Kobe


Carter's a better dunker, thus Carter > Kobe

[TheNextGen]

Dear Spurstalk,

Thank you for making this thread, according to the last few pages, Dallas Mavericks finally has a title too. Thank you and thank you Jason Kidd! We suck so bad, im glad we finally have one.

Cant wait to win another title in 2012!

I love you,
Dirk

[BUMP]

are you kidding me?

the overall IQ of spurstalk has stooped to an all time low in these last few pages. i cant believe what im reading:wow

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Carter's a better dunker, thus Carter > Kobe

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

The world title. No matter how you look at it, it was a championship without shaq.



I am not surprised a nuggets fan would make one because he is from somewhere that doesn't have a clue how championships are won.

neat.

[Trainwreck2100]

And 1 motherfucker,

Roger Mason

[Rapper]

Kobe

Tell me how my ass taste?

[xtremesteven33]

And 1 motherfucker,

Roger Mason

:lol

[j-money24]

Kobe

Tell me how my ass taste?

very bad, since i was in the finals in 2008 while your team was gone fishing.

[ManuTP9]

lmao epic!

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Dear Spurs,

Are you ready to get the ever loving shit kicked out of you by THE DALLAS MAVERICKS!

Love,

Humble Billy Hayes!

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

Dear Mavs,

I'm writing this to tell you I've enjoyed all this time I've been in Miami. I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. I found somebody that appreciates and apperantly it seems I'm going to be the only one in his life. But you and me wasn't meant to be. Our relationship could've been something especial, but you screwed it up. Or was it the refs. IDK. Anyways I hope that in the future you can find somebody like me, which I doubt it.

Sincerely,

2006 Championship Trophy
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww359/carlos12806/mavschamp.jpg?t=1240006911

[kamikazi_player]

Dear Iverson,

Hope you enjoy being on the bench, fucking crybaby

Love,
The Detroit Pistons

[Spursfan092120]

Dear Dallas,

Mark Cuban asked me to ask you if you had any extra floaties...

Love,
Greg Popovich

[Chris Fall]

Dear Stu Jackson,

Son you see how you suspended Dwight Howard? You need to do the same to Chauncey and Carmelo for beating on us like zydeco steel drums. There's gotta be some kind of punishment for a beatdown like that. And your officials better pay more attention when I go down like an avalanche in Denver.

Ya feel me,

CF3

[ImmortalD24]

Bump!
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[oh crap]

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