Dipping the Pen in Company Ink

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Alright, someone talk some sense into me. We have this hot new girl at work, she was a college cheerleader, and she made it crystal clear to me tonight that she wants to hook up.

I know this is a horrible idea, but damn she is hot and she works on the other side of the building in a different work group than me.

Someone talk some sense into me.

[Das Texan]

use a condom.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Umm, what the fuck are you waiting for? Never, ever pass up a chance at free pussy. But, play it smart. If things don't work out, act like an adult.

[George W Bush]

I'd tap that without a warrant.

[ATX Spur]

Oh the old company ink. I don't know if you really want someone to talk some sense into you, but you're only young once. Are you in a career or a more transitory job? If she's that hot, you can probably be smart enough to have your cake and eat it too. Seriously.

[Fillmoe]

ummmm are you serious? TAP THAT TIL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF!

[Magnum]

use a condom.


good suggestion!

put me on and we wont have any lil hoopsfans running around. also i will keep your dick from falling off!

[T Park]

If she works on the other side of the building, and there is no chance of cross contact in future projects, it shouldn't hurt anything.

[ShoogarBear]

^famous last words.

I'd go for it, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck her and make her call you midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go for anal as well. That's the professional thing to do.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd tap that without a warrant.

That's funnier than it should be.

Go for it, AHF...you only live once, plus you seem like the kind of guy who could probably handle a little drama if it got out of hand.

[CuckingFunt]

I think it just depends on how closely you'd have to work with her if things get weird.

[CuckingFunt]

Never, ever pass up a chance at free pussy.
There are some exceptions.

[midgetonadonkey]

There are some exceptions.

I agree with the dude you just quoted. Free pussy is fantastic. I have fucked some nasty shit simply because it was free. I have no regrets.

[01Snake]

You might want to get Croutons input first. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I agree with the dude you just quoted. Free pussy is fantastic. I have fucked some nasty shit simply because it was free. I have no regrets.
Must be my inner girliness coming out, then, because I have definitely turned away free pussy on several occasions. Also with no regrets.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

You might want to get Croutons input first. :lol

:lol

Haha, nice.

Our company has three different software products managed in our building. We're on different projects, and there's pretty much zero chance of us ever ending up on the same project.

I've always held fast that you don't mix business and pleasure, but damn this is a hard one to turn down.

[Fillmoe]

the last person midge had sex with























































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[Solid D]

she made it crystal clear to me tonight that she wants to hook up.
Someone talk some sense into me.

Was that before or after you told her that your dad owned the company? :lol

[Fillmoe]

Was that before or after you told her that your dad owned the company? :lol


she trying to get ahead in life.... aint nothing wrong with that.... :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I've always held fast that you don't mix business and pleasure, but damn this is a hard one to turn down.

You want to know why you fuck this girl? Because you can.

If you don't, you will always be thinking about it at work. Always.

[CuckingFunt]

If you don't, you will always be thinking about it at work. Always.
Fucking this girl will make you a better and more focused employee.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Exactly. So, free, work pussy=happy, productive AHF. I rest my case.

[ShoogarBear]

Do it for the stockholders!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Greed is good.

[CuckingFunt]

Greed is good.
Better than free pussy?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Greed as in having your cake and eating it, too.

[CuckingFunt]

Greed as in having your cake and eating it, too.
Was that part of the offer as well?

[CuckingFunt]

If you have hooked up already, why make this thread?
Bragging.

[Fillmoe]

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/78/7/5/RL/78753506RL018279254.jpg



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[chesterthemolester]

this chick will lead to




























































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:lol

[chester's son]

You're back!


I sure hope so... :depressed

[IX_Equilibrium]

I've been there. My advice: Don't do it.

I started tapping a chick I worked with and it lasted for a good while. Things went sour and I was subjected to more fucking drama than I've ever experienced. All of my co-workers were gossiping at 100mph, my boss got pissed because he said it was a big distraction, and all the while I had to see her all of the time.

When things get bad when I am seeing some chick, I break it off and avoid her easily. Problem solved. When it's at work, you can't avoid them and you're stuck.

It wasn't worth the ass. I could have had someone else outside of my professional life and it would have made things 1000 times easier.

[BIG IRISH]

:lol

there's pretty much zero chance of us ever ending up on the same project.

....


Murphy's LAW

Walk away, or should I say Walk away and weep :lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

Actually one of these:
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7381/n245009586758006885hi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Nothing to brag about in that picture.

Your chick in the porno with the Gunt was hotter than these bitches.

[ORION]

Make her scared of it !

[Taco]

I'd tap that without a warrant.
I think Bill would do something else and say it wasn't SEX

[Mark in Austin]

If it is true that your father owns the company - or if you have some kind of ownership stake - I would skip it unless you think it would be okay for her to have part of your ownership stake. Sexual harrassment law is pretty serious shit.

Even hot women are a dime a dozen. Unless you think it could turn into something more, that there is a real connection that goes beyond physical, I would avoid it. The potential disadvantages/risks outweigh the one (admittedly pretty damn nice) benefit.

Even if you do sense something more is there, be cafeful. But that situation is really a different conversation altogether.

[j-6]

I've been there, and the best advice I have for you is to make sure the first hook-up is at her place. If she turns out to be some psycho whore, or if you determine that this is going to be a one-timer, at least she won't know where you live.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I hit a couple of co-workers with no problems, but if this chick might ever end up as your boss, RUN!!!

I had a little fling going with a boss once and it was good for a couple of months, but then I hooked up with a girlfriend and tried to break it off with the manager and she made my life at work a living hell (until I quit, that is...).

Don't screw your superiors. That's all I'm sayin'...

:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

the last person midge had sex with




http://sentinel.phpwebhosting.com/old%20lady.jpg

yes.
but whe she took out her dentures and gummed his dick - it was the best blow job he ever had.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hit it. If it works out you're getting some, and there ain't nothing wrong with that. If it turns into a trainwreck then you can entertain us all with stories about what a crazy bitch she is, which is good because it's kind of slow in here right now.

[ShoogarBear]

SFIE, always thinking of the Greater Good . . .

[katyon6th]

I'm glad I work with only women in my office, I don't have deal with crap like this. But whatever, screw her.

[dougp]

Been there, done that ... do it. Why do you even have to freakin ask?

[BeerIsGood!]

Alright, someone talk some sense into me. We have this hot new girl at work, she was a college cheerleader, and she made it crystal clear to me tonight that she wants to hook up.

I know this is a horrible idea, but damn she is hot and she works on the other side of the building in a different work group than me.

Someone talk some sense into me.
If you've waited this long... just put it back in your pants, hang your head, and wait for all the jeers and laughs after she tells everyone that you're gay.

[tlongII]

I'm glad I work with only women in my office, I don't have deal with crap like this. But whatever, screw her.


Do you have any openings at your office?

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[Marklar MM]

Hey man. If you don't want to tap it, just recruit the help of a fellow spurstalk member. They can always say you were battling a case of crabs, and that you wanted them to be the sub for the day.

Yeah, that was a bit graphic but who cares.

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is, but... I would be wary of disrupting the social atmosphere of the office!

[Spurminator]

Plenty of couples in my office. Several ex-couples. And "hook-ups" galore.

I'd go for it. The risk is overstated.

[Marklar MM]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Stevecarelloffice.jpg

[G.Q.]

If you had style this wouldn't even be an issue.

[Mijo]

Confucious say: It is better to regret tapping the piece of ass than to regret never tapping the piece of ass. :smokin

[Bonnie Bunion]

I'm pretty conservative but I still say get it while you can.

[katyon6th]

Do you have any openings at your office?

Actually, yes, Sales/Marketing. We're hoping to get a guy in here, but only so he can change out the water bottle.

[tlongII]

Actually, yes, Sales/Marketing. We're hoping to get a guy in here, but only so he can change out the water bottle.

That must be why Shoog was visiting.

[2Blonde]

I say DON'T do it. A company is like a small town and everybody knows your business whether you work in the same department or not. And if your Dad owns the company then you really don't want to get caught up in something that could compromise the company legally. You have too much to lose. Damn, do men always think with their penises?

There are over a million people in SA. There is plenty of other ass to tap.

[RandomGuy]

If you're not married, and not in her "chain of command", who cares?

[jman3000]

shit gawddamn... cheerleaders are my kryptonite... i'm usually not for the whole "hook up" thing... but i say go for it.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

If it is true that your father owns the company - or if you have some kind of ownership stake - I would skip it unless you think it would be okay for her to have part of your ownership stake. Sexual harrassment law is pretty serious shit.

:lol FWD was joking on that one, I've got no family ties to ownership. It's just weird because there's not a lot of women working at our company, and along comes this chick, she's fresh out of college, and last night was the first time she's been out with anyone from work (there was a group of us that went out to a bar).

I rode with a bud, she rode with one of the other women in her work group, so the whole hookup thing would have resulted in a LOT of drama and gossip (that's the one thing people at work seem to really excel at - gossiping).

She knows I'm headed out of town for the weekend, but I've got the digits for future use.

[Solid D]

I'm not FWD, but yes I was jesting.

[2Blonde]

Well if you just work there then it's a different story. You just have to worry about the possibility of office/small town gossip and maybe if she becomes an ex then there's always the future psycho/stalker thing. If that doesn't bother you then have at it.

[PakiDan]

Tax that ass like the government.

[FortuneCookie]

Every important call is a close one.

Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 21, 27, 22, 46

[ATX Spur]

Hit it. If it works out you're getting some, and there ain't nothing wrong with that. If it turns into a trainwreck then you can entertain us all with stories about what a crazy bitch she is, which is good because it's kind of slow in here right now.

There's your advice :tu

[ducks]

I say DON'T do it. A company is like a small town and everybody knows your business whether you work in the same department or not. And if your Dad owns the company then you really don't want to get caught up in something that could compromise the company legally. You have too much to lose. Damn, do men always think with their penises?

There are over a million people in SA. There is plenty of other ass to tap.


he is in dallas now

[ChumpDumper]

Get it over with.

[CosmicCowboy]

Definitely hit it. The element of danger will make it even better. Y'all can even make a game of seeing how many different places at work you can get it on without getting caught. Having your boss go *sniff*sniff* "why does my desk smell like pussy?" is absolutely priceless.

[1Parker1]

Btw, college cheerleaders arent all that. I am doin one now, and she is aight, but nothing incredible like the ones you see in the NBA or NFL.

Wow, that's so sweet of you.

[1Parker1]

AHF, I know plently of couples/ex-couples at my work. I don't if certain company's have a written rule about inter-work dating or if it's just something that's frowned upon. Either way, if she doesn't even work in the same building as you, what difference does it make?

[Cupid]

AHF, I've let the arrow fly, the rest is up to you.

[SpursWoman]

AHFwhat difference does it make?



He just wants ass, she gets attached ... she stalks him, he tells her to fuck off and gets a restraining order, she becomes best friends with the HR Director-lady and the next thing he knows he's being investigated for sexual harrassment and/or fired.

But most guys can't see past the pussy. So do whatcha gotta do, and when you're having to move and change your phone number on your generous allowance from unemployment insurance, don't say I didn't warn you. :lol

[BeerIsGood!]

If he doesn't do it he'll have to move anyway because she will tell her one best girlfriend there that he's gay and that shit will be all over the place by Monday. Be the guy that tagged it. Don't be the guy that's gay. But the choice is yours

[2Blonde]

He just wants ass, she gets attached ... she stalks him, he tells her to fuck off and gets a restraining order, she becomes best friends with the HR Director-lady and the next thing he knows he's being investigated for sexual harrassment and/or fired.

But most guys can't see past the pussy. So do whatcha gotta do, and when you're having to move and change your phone number on your generous allowance from unemployment insurance, don't say I didn't warn you. :lol

Chapter two....He ends up being listed on dontdatehimgirl.com (http://dontdatehimgirl.com/) & can't get any women to go out with him after all the negative publicity.:lmao

[Brodels]

Hit it. You can always find another job.

[SequSpur]

WGAF, only queers ask.

[scott]

Unless she's the CEO's daughter, works for you, or has an STD... there is no reason not to hit it.

[Guru of Nothing]

Unless she's the CEO's daughter, works for you, or has an STD... there is no reason not to hit it.

This assumes, as AHF states, that she is good looking.

Fucking an ugly office broad takes weeks of self-recovery.

So I've heard.

[E20]

For the sake of E20 JUST DO IT.

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

But most guys can't see past the pussy. So do whatcha gotta do, and when you're having to move and change your phone number on your generous allowance from unemployment insurance, don't say I didn't warn you. :lol

yeah, but some good ole registered grade A prime booty is definatley worth the hassle.

Knock it out!

[baseline bum]

I would pick pussy over anything. There's always new jobs that will also have new pussy.

[1Parker1]

He just wants ass, she gets attached ... she stalks him, he tells her to fuck off and gets a restraining order, she becomes best friends with the HR Director-lady and the next thing he knows he's being investigated for sexual harrassment and/or fired.

:lol You've been reading too much Jackie Collins...

[Slomo]

So...

How was it?