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    Free Throw Coach Aggie Hoopsfan's Avatar
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    Alright, someone talk some sense into me. We have this hot new girl at work, she was a college cheerleader, and she made it crystal clear to me tonight that she wants to hook up.

    I know this is a horrible idea, but damn she is hot and she works on the other side of the building in a different work group than me.

    Someone talk some sense into me.

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    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    use a condom.

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Umm, what the are you waiting for? Never, ever pass up a chance at free pussy. But, play it smart. If things don't work out, act like an adult.

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    I'd tap that without a warrant.

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    perdido en latinoamérica ATX Spur's Avatar
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    Oh the old company ink. I don't know if you really want someone to talk some sense into you, but you're only young once. Are you in a career or a more transitory job? If she's that hot, you can probably be smart enough to have your cake and eat it too. Seriously.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    ummmm are you serious? TAP THAT TIL YOUR FALLS OFF!

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    good suggestion!

    put me on and we wont have any lil hoopsfans running around. also i will keep your from falling off!

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    If she works on the other side of the building, and there is no chance of cross contact in future projects, it shouldn't hurt anything.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    ^famous last words.

    I'd go for it, though.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    her and make her call you midge.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Go for anal as well. That's the professional thing to do.

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    I'd tap that without a warrant.
    That's funnier than it should be.

    Go for it, AHF...you only live once, plus you seem like the kind of guy who could probably handle a little drama if it got out of hand.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I think it just depends on how closely you'd have to work with her if things get weird.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Never, ever pass up a chance at free pussy.
    There are some exceptions.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    There are some exceptions.
    I agree with the dude you just quoted. Free pussy is fantastic. I have ed some nasty simply because it was free. I have no regrets.

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    You might want to get Croutons input first.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I agree with the dude you just quoted. Free pussy is fantastic. I have ed some nasty simply because it was free. I have no regrets.
    Must be my inner girliness coming out, then, because I have definitely turned away free pussy on several occasions. Also with no regrets.

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    Free Throw Coach Aggie Hoopsfan's Avatar
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    You might want to get Croutons input first.


    Haha, nice.

    Our company has three different software products managed in our building. We're on different projects, and there's pretty much zero chance of us ever ending up on the same project.

    I've always held fast that you don't mix business and pleasure, but damn this is a hard one to turn down.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    the last person midge had sex with
























































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    Mr. Dignity Solid D's Avatar
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    she made it crystal clear to me tonight that she wants to hook up.
    Someone talk some sense into me.
    Was that before or after you told her that your dad owned the company?

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    Was that before or after you told her that your dad owned the company?

    she trying to get ahead in life.... aint nothing wrong with that....

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    I've always held fast that you don't mix business and pleasure, but damn this is a hard one to turn down.
    You want to know why you this girl? Because you can.

    If you don't, you will always be thinking about it at work. Always.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    If you don't, you will always be thinking about it at work. Always.
    ing this girl will make you a better and more focused employee.

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Exactly. So, free, work pussy=happy, productive AHF. I rest my case.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Do it for the stockholders!

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