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katyon6th
10-11-2006, 06:51 PM
WTF? They're all over my windshield and the front of my car, it's pissing me off. I really don't like killing them and I don't like them putting me in such an uncomfortable driving situation. Fucking butterflies.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 06:53 PM
WTF? They're all over my windshield and the front of my car, it's pissing me off. I really don't like killing them and I don't like them putting me in such an uncomfortable driving situation. Fucking butterflies.

You should try and swerve to avoid them.
katyon6th
10-11-2006, 06:54 PM
You should try and swerve to avoid them.

I'm sorry but I only break and swerve to animals.
phyzik
10-11-2006, 06:57 PM
I keep a score of how many I kill... I get home and count them and write it down if it breaks my previous score.

Be afraid when you see a truck swerving to hit butterflies....
spurs=bling
10-11-2006, 07:00 PM
You should try and swerve to avoid them.
JB why would you suggest such a thing.....
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-11-2006, 07:03 PM
JB why would you suggest such a thing.....

To see who would be the first person to not realize it was a sarcastic joke.

http://www2.davidson.edu/news/news_archives/archives_imgs/0109_cakerace/0109_10759-14.jpg
spurs=bling
10-11-2006, 07:08 PM
I knew you were playing you i just felt like posting that.
IceColdBrewski
10-11-2006, 07:28 PM
I can deal with plowing through them on the road, but I have a bush just outside my front door that those little fuckers love to eat off of. If I so much as breath too hard while going past the bush, I get completely engulfed in a swarm of little butterflies.
TheTruth
10-11-2006, 07:44 PM
The butterflies give it more character.
SpursWoman
10-11-2006, 08:54 PM
You should try and swerve to avoid them.


Bad idea. Several years ago when the butterflies were especially bad, my ex-husband totalled my car trying to avoid them. :drunk :spin
zero signal
10-11-2006, 10:51 PM
I keep forgetting not to run my wipers after they splat on my windshield. Now I have two perfect semicircles of butterfly paste.
SequSpur
10-11-2006, 11:48 PM
I keep forgetting not to run my wipers after they splat on my windshield. Now I have two perfect semicircles of butterfly paste.

:lol

Exactly.
midgetonadonkey
10-11-2006, 11:59 PM
I scrape them off and boil them. It makes a nice tea.
Taco
10-12-2006, 07:55 AM
http://www.wegotcards.com/cards/fun/gross/snot.GIF


They are called Snot Nose Butterflys


I'm sorry i ment Snout Nose Butterfly

http://www.dpughphoto.com/website%20snout%20butterfly_small.jpg
johnsmith
10-12-2006, 08:07 AM
Bad idea. Several years ago when the butterflies were especially bad, my ex-husband totalled my car trying to avoid them. :drunk :spin


Wow, your ex-husband is a fucking idiot........but hey, you married him.
desflood
10-12-2006, 09:34 AM
It's going to get worse - I hear the Monarchs are coming soon...
CosmicCowboy
10-12-2006, 09:35 AM
Bad idea. Several years ago when the butterflies were especially bad, my ex-husband totalled my car trying to avoid them. :drunk :spin

hmmm...was that in September of '96? That was the last time these little fuckers were this bad. it's the combination of long drought + recent rain + new elm tree shoots to lay eggs on...next will come the little caterpillars everywhere.
Jimcs50
10-12-2006, 02:10 PM
I'm sorry but I only break and swerve to animals.



"to" animals????


:lol
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 02:11 PM
"to" animals????


:lol

I'm already forwarding the post to PETA.
SpursWoman
10-12-2006, 02:23 PM
hmmm...was that in September of '96? That was the last time these little fuckers were this bad.



Yep ... my daughter was 13 months old and I was I was 5 months pregnant with my son. And had no car. :fro
katyon6th
10-12-2006, 02:29 PM
"to" animals????


:lol

For animals, you know what I meant!
SpursWoman
10-12-2006, 02:36 PM
Wow, your ex-husband is a fucking idiot........


That's not something I'd ever argue.
sandman
10-12-2006, 02:40 PM
hmmm...was that in September of '96? That was the last time these little fuckers were this bad. it's the combination of long drought + recent rain + new elm tree shoots to lay eggs on...next will come the little caterpillars everywhere.

I remember that summer. It never stopped. Those swarms came in droves and covered everything. At times there were so many smacking into the windshield it sounded like hail.