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1369
10-13-2006, 02:11 PM
I'm playing Single Dad this weekend as I spent all of last year gone from home during the week only to be home on the weekends, and until a couple of monthago, working full time in Florida away from the family. So this weekend my wife is up at lake LBJ with a few girlfriends taking a well deserved break away from us.

Question is, anyone know of any neat places to take the kids (5 and 1) so we don't completely trash the house building couch cushion forts and spray painting the cat?
midgetonadonkey
10-13-2006, 02:14 PM
Titty bar.
CuckingFunt
10-13-2006, 02:25 PM
Brothel.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-13-2006, 02:25 PM
Cock fights.
midgetonadonkey
10-13-2006, 02:27 PM
Cock fights.

That's a good one. What kid wouldn't love that.
CosmicCowboy
10-13-2006, 02:37 PM
5 and 1?

McDonalds
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-13-2006, 02:39 PM
Vegas.
tlongII
10-13-2006, 02:40 PM
The Zoo. Kids love the zoo.
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-13-2006, 02:41 PM
Petting zoo would be ideal.
katyon6th
10-13-2006, 02:42 PM
Spend all day in a toy store.
2Blonde
10-13-2006, 02:42 PM
Here is a link to OurKids SA it lists all the kid friendly thing to do in SA.

There are lots of things to do like take them to the McNay art museum where they have a family fun time art class on Saturday. Search through the site and I'm sure you'll find something fun, unique and age appropriate. Although it might not be as exciting as a cock fight or a titty bar.
http://sanantonio.parenthood.com/articles.html?article_id=7953
sa_butta
10-13-2006, 02:54 PM
It will most likely rain this weekend, stay indoors whatever you do.
B.AlMighty
10-13-2006, 03:06 PM
I was going to suggest ourkidssanantonio.com too.
Marklar MM
10-13-2006, 03:07 PM
Man...titty bar is taken already. So is the brothel. How bout you give them all a few beers to knock them out.
desflood
10-13-2006, 03:15 PM
Not to be too obvious, but just take them to the park!
midgetonadonkey
10-13-2006, 03:16 PM
Take them to the flea market. I used to love going to the flea market with my dad.
CosmicCowboy
10-13-2006, 03:31 PM
I still say if they are 1 and 5 that McDonalds is the ticket. They love that "sea of balls" thing...you can toss the one year old in (extra points for multiple flips) and let they 5 year old fetch it. Keep doing it till you wear them both out. Take them home, put them to bed and then break out the cigars, booze, and porn.
Mixability
10-13-2006, 04:03 PM
I still say if they are 1 and 5 that McDonalds is the ticket. They love that "sea of balls" thing...you can toss the one year old in (extra points for multiple flips) and let they 5 year old fetch it.

I think they've started to get rid of the "ball pits" all together, because of some kid getting sick from feces at the bottom of a "ball pit" in one of the area restaurants. "sea of balls"? :lol
leemajors
10-13-2006, 04:17 PM
the zoo is great. took my daughter really liked the butterfly garden at the san antonio zoo.
ComfortablyNumb
10-13-2006, 04:28 PM
Just be a kid with your kids.
Play with them with their toys.
Take a trip to McD's.
Samurai Jane
10-13-2006, 04:28 PM
Children's Art Museum
Mixability
10-13-2006, 04:30 PM
Just be a kid with your kids.
Play with them with their toys.
Take a trip to McD's.


:tu

Nothing beats lying on the floor crashing Hot Wheels cars with my 1 year old. I'd hate to feel like I HAVE to take kids somewhere to keep them entertained. Yeah, the zoo/aquarium/museum ideas are fun, but nothing beats just being a kid with them.
Guru of Nothing
10-13-2006, 04:47 PM
Assuming it's still open, take them to the Quadrangle at Ft. Sam and let them feed the deer (you'll have to bring the food).
2Blonde
10-13-2006, 04:47 PM
The problem with the zoo is that its supposed to rain this weekend.
1369
10-13-2006, 04:58 PM
Thanks for the suggestions. The titty bar would be nice, and I'm sure me and the boy (The 1 y.o.) would dig it, but the girl, maybe not so much.

I think a trip to Mickey D's, a hike through the green belt behind the house to watch all the butterflies, plenty of coloring in coloring books and me making giant towers out of blocks so the boy can knock them down and laugh his ass off.

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...
midgetonadonkey
10-13-2006, 05:08 PM
:tu soccer moms
ididnotnothat
10-13-2006, 05:09 PM
I'm down with soccer moms!
ShoogarBear
10-13-2006, 05:57 PM
May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...The five year old will end up ratting you out on that.
PM5K
10-13-2006, 06:08 PM
May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

It's like 60 outside, if she still wears those shorts you'd better get the fucking hint and go tap that.....
1369
10-13-2006, 06:10 PM
The five year old will end up ratting you out on that.

I think I can buy her silence with a package of Sugar Babies and a new Disney Princess Ariel dress.
Guru of Nothing
10-13-2006, 08:19 PM
Thanks for the suggestions. The titty bar would be nice, and I'm sure me and the boy (The 1 y.o.) would dig it, but the girl, maybe not so much.

I think a trip to Mickey D's, a hike through the green belt behind the house to watch all the butterflies, plenty of coloring in coloring books and me making giant towers out of blocks so the boy can knock them down and laugh his ass off.

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

Why don't you take your kids shopping for a digital camera, and then post pictures of Soccer Mom's juicy ass.
bendmz
10-13-2006, 08:36 PM
hey is that place out on 281 and Bitters still open ? the one where parents get in free and kids have to pay.....
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-13-2006, 08:37 PM
Thanks for the suggestions. The titty bar would be nice, and I'm sure me and the boy (The 1 y.o.) would dig it, but the girl, maybe not so much.

I think a trip to Mickey D's, a hike through the green belt behind the house to watch all the butterflies, plenty of coloring in coloring books and me making giant towers out of blocks so the boy can knock them down and laugh his ass off.

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

Forgive me for getting all reminiscent, but I remember the day you made the post about the birth of your son. Man, nice community forum here.

Oh, and I think you should take the kids someplace nice...Morton's maybe.
ATX Spur
10-13-2006, 08:39 PM
Children's Art Museum

This gets my vote too.
ShoogarBear
10-13-2006, 09:55 PM
Forgive me for getting all reminiscent, but I remember the day you made the post about the birth of your son. Man, nice community forum here.*sniff*, yeah.

It would be only fitting to follow that up with a post of Soccer Mom's ass.
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2006, 05:59 AM
Off-track betting?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2006, 05:59 AM
A black mass?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2006, 05:59 AM
An opium den?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2006, 06:00 AM
Major appliance or car shopping?
Condemned 2 HelLA
10-14-2006, 06:00 AM
I don't see how you could possibly go wrong with any of those.