Ever Gotten Arrested?

[mavsfan1000]

Yes I admit I gotten arrested 2 years ago for a DWI. What happened is I fell asleep at a blockbuster video parking lot and woke up when someone startled me by knocking on my door. I drove off not knowing who it was but soon after the cops appear. I am still going to court this day waiting to see what my punishment will be. Galveston County apparently takes forever. I regret my decision to this day of how stupid I was to put myself in that situation.

[stevallica]

yeah. very common in dallas

[mavsfan1000]

yeah. very common in dallas
I live in Houston. lol

[stevallica]

I live in Fort Worth.

[Del]

Who the fuck falls alseep in the parking lot at blockbuster? :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Drunk guys.

[stevallica]

idk who?

[mavsfan1000]

Who the fuck falls alseep in the parking lot at blockbuster? :lmao
Well I threw up and than felt very tired. I didn't expect to fall asleep but I was like this. :dizzy

[Del]

idk who?


It wasn't a knock knock joke dumbass.


I realize you're one uneducated dumbass, but look here my boy........





What happened is I fell asleep at a blockbuster video parking lot

[Del]

Well I threw up and than felt very tired. I didn't expect to fall asleep but I was like this. :dizzy


Did you at least tap some ass?

[stevallica]

what is your sig?

[Del]

what is your sig?


Learn something......

nevermind, you can't.

[stevallica]

so what? your confessing your love for clint eastwood?

[Del]

so what? your confessing your love for clint eastwood?


mavfan knows very little.

[mavsfan1000]

Anyways just wanted to share my mistake and hopefully no one decides to drink in a car. Even if you are parked and don't plan on driving under the influence. It's not worth the risk.

[bendmz]

Next time you decide to drink and drive, when you pull over, TAKE THE KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION......
in the state of Texas, it then becomes a he said I said and the cops can not prove you were driving..... :drunk

[jman3000]

so.. you pulled over into the blockbuster... or you were renting movies drunk...

?

[mavsfan1000]

so.. you pulled over into the blockbuster... or you were renting movies drunk...

?
I was going to get movies eventually. I pulled over to take some tequila shots I planned to sober up but I over did it and after that I felt too shitty to stay awake. Next thing I know I hear someone knocking at my window. It wasn't a cop so I was confused in what to do. I took off not knowing he called the cops on me and soon after I started driving mistakenly and a cop car found me driving out of blockbuster and than not much time after put its lights on. :pctoss

[TheRunningMan]

I've had to run from the law and is wasn't fun.

[jman3000]

I was going to get movies eventually. I pulled over to take some tequila shots I planned to sober up but I over did it and after that I felt too shitty to stay awake. Next thing I know I hear someone knocking at my window. It wasn't a cop so I was confused in what to do. I took off not knowing he called the cops on me and soon after I started driving mistakenly and a cop car found me driving out of blockbuster and than not much time after put its lights on. :pctoss
:lmao you pulled over to take tequila shots? that's pretty hardcore.

[ChumpDumper]

No shit. Why go through the trouble of pulling over?

[mavsfan1000]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. :lol Unfortunately like I said I got too fucked up to do any of that shit and fell asleep.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

WTF?

Why not go and rent the movies, then go home and get as drunk as you like??? This story makes about as much sense as your use of grammar (try "have you ever BEEN arrested?").

[ChumpDumper]

Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one.Women can't resist drunk guys stumbling out of cars playing loud music in the Blockbuster parking lot.

[jman3000]

Women can't resist drunk guys stumbling out of cars playing loud music in the Blockbuster parking lot.
:lmao

[jman3000]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. :lol Unfortunately like I said I got too fucked up to do any of that shit and fell asleep.
wow... i just managed to say exactly what you said in that last sentence...

gj

[ChumpDumper]

What was your pickup line?

"Hey, baby. You can keep me as many nights as you want -- no fees!"

[jman3000]

his would not have happened at hollywood video.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got busted hitting a bong outside of a Denny's. I got a year probation, 6 months of rehab, some bullshit fines and 60 hours community service.

[Zombie]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. :lol Unfortunately like I said I got too fucked up to do any of that shit and fell asleep.
DUDE, switch to Crack or Coke. :lol

[jman3000]

rehab for weed?

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Kleberg County judges are fucked up. They assign rehab for any alcohol or drug offense.

[ShoogarBear]

Hmm, tequila shots outside of Blockbuster's or a bong outside of Denny's?

[ShoogarBear]

What was your pickup line?

"Hey, baby. You can keep me as many nights as you want -- no fees!""Would you really like to get your block busted?"

[CuckingFunt]

My friends and I were escorted home from a bar by an officer when I was very shitfaced and very under age and high on ecstasy, but luckily I wasn't carded at any point.

That's the closest I've ever gotten to being arrested. I'm a goody-goody.

[leemajors]

i got pulled over halfway through a twelve pack of shiner in gonzalez on my way from victoria to austin, but didn't get a speeding ticket or any sort of citation somehow. i was on my way back to austin after attending my best friend's mother's 30 year anniversary teaching at a victoria high school. i still had a suit on and put the jacket over my cooler, chewed some altoids and bullshitted my way past. i don't ever care to be in that situation again. my best friend did pass out in whataburger line in dallas at 2:30 am before, people had to honk several times to wake him - i was impressed by that myself.

[DarkReign]

<-- arrested in Canada. Told not to comeback.

[SpursWoman]

Women can't resist drunk guys stumbling out of cars playing loud music in the Blockbuster parking lot.


Especially with vomit breath...that's the ultimate turn-on. :spin




And I'm very, very fortunate never to have been arrested.

[Boris]

I got busted in the early 80's with less than an oz of weed and paid a fine. But had to spend 3 days in jail for the paraphernalia!?!?

Smooth sailing since though.

[Boris]

I got busted hitting a bong outside of a Denny's. I got a year probation, 6 months of rehab, some bullshit fines and 60 hours community service.

Was that before or after the grand slam breakfast?

[midgetonadonkey]

Was that before or after the grand slam breakfast?

Before :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

I haven't been arrested, but have been randomly harassed countless times, especially while driving.

[CosmicCowboy]

Next time you decide to drink and drive, when you pull over, TAKE THE KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION......
in the state of Texas, it then becomes a he said I said and the cops can not prove you were driving..... :drunk

That is some of the stupidest cyber advice I have ever heard. When they replay the video of you pulling over and then getting out and telling the cop that you have the keys in your pocket so nannynannybooboo you can't prove I was driving I'm sure the judge will just apologize for your inconvenience and cut you loose...LOL

[jman3000]

That is some of the stupidest cyber advice I have ever heard. When they replay the video of you pulling over and then getting out and telling the cop that you have the keys in your pocket so nannynannybooboo you can't prove I was driving I'm sure the judge will just apologize for your inconvenience and cut you loose...LOL
i think he might have meant next time you decide to pull over to take shots or some shit. at least that's what i got out of ti.

[tlongII]

Several times. For a variety of offenses. But my record is clean.

[ShoogarBear]

Several times. For a variety of offenses. But my record is clean.For being a baaaaaaad boy?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was arrested for not paying the 3rd installment of my past due registration fine.
between the time I negotiated it and started payign it I had gotten laid off, so Emo took the paperwork and was goign to go down and pay it off. Well he forgot .. and forgot to tell me.... and 5 months later some cop knocked on my door at 9 am when I was vacumming.
erg.
I wish they had told me they take away your shoes in jail. I wore sandals :depressed. ick nasty jail floor.
i spent 12 hrs and then they let me go and nothgin is on my record.


:lol small hick town. I remeber when thney were booking me in my religious preferance choices were: "catholic or protestant?"

[tlongII]

I should be on the Cincinatti Bengals.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. :lol Unfortunately like I said I got too fucked up to do any of that shit and fell asleep.


I don't know whether to call you a dumb shit or give you a high five.

[Shelly]

A friend of mine got arrested for assualt with a deadly weapon. Her weapon was her high heel shoe.

[ShoogarBear]

A friend of mine got arrested for assualt with a deadly weapon. Her weapon was her high heel shoe.That's not the punchline I was looking for. :madrun

[SpursWoman]

A friend of mine got arrested for assualt with a deadly weapon. Her weapon was her high heel shoe.

Damn ... I could have gone down with that one, too. :wow :wow :lol

[spurs=bling]

Yes,my friends and I were out past curfew and we were drinking. I kinda resisted arrest, but I all did was call my uncle and he talked to the people here, and all I got was community service and nothing on my record.

[tlongII]

Yes,my friends and I were out past curfew and we were drinking. I kinda resisted arrest, but I all did was call my uncle and he talked to the people here, and all I got was community service and nothing on my record.

Blingy!!! :nope

[spurs=bling]

What? I did nothing wrong.........

[AlamoSpursFan]

That is some of the stupidest cyber advice I have ever heard. When they replay the video of you pulling over and then getting out and telling the cop that you have the keys in your pocket so nannynannybooboo you can't prove I was driving I'm sure the judge will just apologize for your inconvenience and cut you loose...LOL

Actually, it's spot on advice. He didn't say when they pull you over. He said when you pull over.

I actually did this in Wilson county a couple of years back. Believe it or not, an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond saved my dumb, drunk ass from losing my job.

Back in early November of 2004, I sat and drank (on an empty stomach) a 12 pack of High Life Tall boys while watching the Houston Texans get their asses kicked by somebody. (At the time) Mrs. ASF came home from farting around at some horse show and immediately began nagging me for sitting on my ass all day and watching football, so I got insanely pissed and left the house, ending up (for reasons I can't recall) at some lame ass bar in the Lacks parking lot at Perrin Beitel and 410. I lived in Floresville at the time. Don't ask me how I ended up there. I think I was headed in the general direction of the Make My Day lounge where I used to be a Norm Peterson style regular, but I needed another beer before I got that far.

Anyways, after several more hours of beer chugging and karaoke (which I only know about because a good friend who I drunk dialed on the way showed up to try and rescue my stupid ass), I decided to make my way back to Floresville. I actually made it to just south of FM 775 on 181 (about 7 miles from the house) when I decided I wasn't in any shape to be driving. (DUH!) I pulled off the highway and just before I nodded off, I remembered the episode where Ray's wife goes to some Christmas party by herself and has a few pops then decides to sleep it off in the parking lot, but she puts the keys in the ignition for some reason and gets nailed for DUI.

I yanked the keys from the ignition and tossed them somewhere in the back seat (according to the wrecker driver who admitted to finding them there, but knew nothing of the whereabouts of several cds and a $50 Wal-Mart gift card which disappeared from the center console), and when the sheriff's deputy hauled my carcass out of the car and somehow woke me up to administer the field sobriety test (anyone wanna guess how I did?) he couldn't prove I had driven the car and I only received a Public Intoxication citation, along with the night I had to spend in the Detox Unit (aka Drunk Tank).

WHEW!!!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

One Easter when I was a student and notorious binge drinker, I decided to load up my "Destruction Jacket" (it had buttons embossed with little mushroom clouds) with all the stuff I'd need for the weekend and headed out on what I used to call "walkabout" or "safari". I had my wallet, keys, diary, walkman, tapes, a torch, all sorts of other random shit, and the idea was to simply drink and follow my fortune wherever it took me for the next 48-72 hours.

I left the dorm at 3pm Friday afternoon, and it was about 6:30am Sunday morning when I was found dozing on the pavement outside the GPO in Canberra City by two cops. They threw me in the back of the paddy wagon and took me to the police station. When we got there they gave me an A3 envelope and told me to put my belongings in it. I took one look at the envelope and slurred, "Ish not big enough," as I proceeded to empty my pockets of all the random shit, my safari gear. The cops pissed themselves laughing and found a milk crate from somewhere.

They let me out about 8 hours later and I still blew 0.12. My liver was sore for about 3 days.

Ah, youth! :toast :rolleyes :lol

[Shelly]

One Easter when I was a student and notorious binge drinker, I decided to load up my "Destruction Jacket" (it had buttons embossed with little mushroom clouds) with all the stuff I'd need for the weekend and headed out on what I used to call "walkabout" or "safari". I had my wallet, keys, diary, walkman, tapes, a torch, all sorts of other random shit, and the idea was to simply drink and follow my fortune wherever it took me for the next 48-72 hours.

I left the dorm at 3pm Friday afternoon, and it was about 6:30am Sunday morning when I was found dozing on the pavement outside the GPO in Canberra City by two cops. They threw me in the back of the paddy wagon and took me to the police station. When we got there they gave me an A3 envelope and told me to put my belongings in it. I took one look at the envelope and slurred, "Ish not big enough," as I proceeded to empty my pockets of all the random shit, my safari gear. The cops pissed themselves laughing and found a milk crate from somewhere.

They let me out about 8 hours later and I still blew 0.12. My liver was sore for about 3 days.

Ah, youth! :toast :rolleyes :lol

:lol I think you win!

[ShoogarBear]

No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog.

[Guru of Nothing]

WTF?

Why not go and rent the movies, then go home and get as drunk as you like??? This story makes about as much sense as your use of grammar (try "have you ever BEEN arrested?").

LOL at trying to reason with the actions of a drunk person.

Last time I broke out grammar smack in the Club, I was too drunk to drive.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

LOL at trying to reason with the actions of a drunk person.

Last time I broke out grammar smack in the Club, I was too drunk to drive.

I guess I was relying on the assumption that before driving to Blockbuster he wasn't drunk, in which case he could have decided to do what I suggested.

I'm quite appalled by the quantity of drink driving that goes on over there... but you guys don't have random breath-testing stations, do you? You have to be specifically pulled over to be tested. Here the cops set up wherever they like and pull over EVERYONE who goes by. Drink driving is pretty taboo.

[j-6]

No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog.


Three men had a very late night out drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an pint, and compared notes about who was drunker.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

"You think that was drunk?" said the second guy. "I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe the greatest joke of the last ten years.

[sa_butta]

The night started out with Vodka, need I say more. Not really, but I will finish anyways. Some buddies and I started drinking Vodka straight after playing some quarters. We then proceeded to a nightclub which offered .75 drinks till 11pm. We were at the club maybe about 30 min. before one of the staff members noticed we were too drunk. He kicked us out, but I had to piss like a race horse. Since I did not get the opportunity to use their facilities I thought it would be ok to piss in the parking lot. Me and a buddy head over near my car and urinate between some other cars. When out of nowhere there are some kids playing in a nearby Apartment complex at 1230am (who the fuck lets their kids play outside at that time). Dumb luck I guess, needless to say the parents see us and call the nearby security guard around the corner. The guard holds us there until the cops get there. We get taken to detox downtown with some other crazy drunks and we get released in the morning. Since only two of us got taken in, my other "buddy" was suppose to take my car home. Instead he headed to a girls house and stayed the night there. I had to take a cab home and break into my apartment window since he had my keys. Probably the worst night of my life.

[mavsfan1000]

Update: After 3 years of going to court once every 3 months or so I finally got my trial. I got lucky as it somehow got downgraded to Obstruction of Highway Passageway. Not too lucky as I got 2 years of Probation which includes NO DRINKING, drug tests, no leaving Galveston County, 24 hours of community service, and 12 hours of alcohol school. It could've been worse. Just glad I didn't get more jail time. 1 day of hell was enough.

[Norcal's MathTeacher]

NO LEAVING THE FUCKING COUNTY? Judge didn't do you any favors ...

[mavsfan1000]

NO LEAVING THE FUCKING COUNTY? Judge didn't do you any favors ...
For more than 72 hours I meant. Still the most painful thing is not being to drink any alcohol and random drug tests could catch me if I tried. Not likely but I don't want to take any chances. Oh yeah, I also can't go to any bars.

[marini martini]

Quit drinking and driving 15 years ago, PTL :toast

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Have I ever BEEN arrested?

Sorta... thrown in the drunk tank, but not arrested. It was okay. When they let me out 8 hours later I was still blowing 0.12... my liver hurt for days.

Oh, and I wasn't driving, just napping on the sidewalk.

[tlongII]

Too many times. I am far too familiar with county jails and mexican jails. I'll take county over mexican any day.

[marini martini]

Have I ever BEEN arrested?

Sorta... thrown in the drunk tank, but not arrested. It was okay. When they let me out 8 hours later I was still blowing 0.12... my liver hurt for days.

Oh, and I wasn't driving, just napping on the sidewalk.

Never had my liver hurt, thank God!!
What's that like? :toast

[NorCal510]

I got arrested because my package was too big

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who the fuck falls alseep in the parking lot at blockbuster? :lmao
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1809/mavsfan1000shadessb9.jpg

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Never had my liver hurt, thank God!!
What's that like? :toast

Yeah, it ain't pretty. And you can't do anything about it either. Basically you just feel weak and feverish and it sucks...

If you extrapolate back, I must have peaked at 0.30-0.35 BA% when they too k me in, which is bordering on the death threshold (about 0.35-0.40 I think). If I wasn't a big drinker at the time (my body was well adjusted to binge drinking, sadly), and 6'7" to boot, I could well have killed myself.

Thankfully that was 10 years ago when I was young and foolish and I lived to tell the tale. But if I develop liver cancer, I'll know from whence it came...

Norcal - :lol you're an idiot. I really like your hamster though, that's pretty funny. :tu

[BigBeezie]

I have luckily never been arrested. I get drunk and drive all of the time too. Here is what I drank Saturday and drove the whole time...

4 - 6 PM: 6 pack of Corona at the hotel

7 - 8 PM: 2 Miller lites at friend's house

8:30 - 10:30: 1 dirty martini, 2 bloody maries, 2 glasses of red wine at the restaurant

11:00 - 12:30: 3 miller lites, 1 purple gecko at the bar (Molotov)

12:45 - 1:15: 2 Coronas at the hotel room

I felt pickled all day Sunday...

[Kori Ellis]

... I get drunk and drive all of the time ...

What the hell? Are you are proud of this? It's nothing to try to brag about.

Eventually you are going to get in an accident - hopefully you don't hurt or kill someone. Just because you don't care about your own life doesn't mean you should repeatedly endanger other people.

[averageusaconsumer]

What the hell? Are you are proud of this? It's nothing to try to brag about.

Eventually you are going to get in an accident - hopefully you don't hurt or kill someone. Just because you don't care about your own life doesn't mean you should repeatedly endanger other people.


:lol Says the person who hosts numerous gtgs where people are getting super hammered (see trainwreck) are they offered a place on the couch if they can't drive?

[JoeChalupa]

I got arrested because my package was too big

Did you sue for false arrest?

[ZStomp]

No.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol Says the person who hosts numerous gtgs where people are getting super hammered (see trainwreck) are they offered a place on the couch if they can't drive?

Kori offered to let me crash at her place if I went to a GTG and got too drunk.

[ORION]

Kori offered to let me crash at her place if I went to a GTG and got too drunk.
you would probably wake up with your hand in some warm water

[SpursWoman]

:lol Says the person who hosts numerous gtgs where people are getting super hammered (see trainwreck) are they offered a place on the couch if they can't drive?


There was a time there where I spent the night at Kori's house more than I did my own. Yes, anyone who's been drinking too much is encouraged to stay. WTF?

[Mixability]

Did you sue for false arrest?

More than likely the charges were dropped for lack of evidence.

[thispego]

<-------DWI....spent two weeks in jail.... no fines, no license suspension, no probation :tu

[averageusaconsumer]

no license suspension


how in the fuck did you pull that off?

[thispego]

how in the fuck did you pull that off?
two weeks in jail (work release program), it was cake!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you spent two weeks worth of nights in jail and got to hang out with your dad during the day
man i wish i was white

[Kori Ellis]

:lol Says the person who hosts numerous gtgs where people are getting super hammered (see trainwreck) are they offered a place on the couch if they can't drive?

Umm .. Yes.

Trainwreck slept it off in my upstairs bedroom and then woke up and drank water/soda only for a few hours before going home. JT slept on the floor downstairs for the whole night after that same GTG.

Everyone who comes to my house for GTG's knows that if they drink too much, they can stay over. I can probably name at least 20 different people who have slept at our house over the last five years instead of driving drunk. One night in particular, like 8 people slept over :lol

[Kori Ellis]

There was a time there where I spent the night at Kori's house more than I did my own. Yes, anyone who's been drinking too much is encouraged to stay. WTF?

:lol

At least you were willing to stay. I remember having to rip people's keys out of their hand.

[thispego]

you spent two weeks worth of nights in jail and got to hang out with your dad during the day
man i wish i was white
wrongguhguhguhguhguh! it was in college station BITCH

and you are white

[Kori Ellis]

wrongguhguhguhguhguh! it was in college station BITCH

and you are white

:lol

[averageusaconsumer]

and you are white


:lol pwnd

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I remember one time at the strip club timvp was actin a fool
i tried to stop him from drinking but he wouldn't have any of it

so he slapped this chick on the ass, got kicked out, started his truck and instantly crashed into a telephone pole 3 feet away.

[averageusaconsumer]

Umm .. Yes.

Trainwreck slept it off in my upstairs bedroom and then woke up and drank water/soda only for a few hours before going home. JT slept on the floor downstairs for the whole night after that same GTG.

Everyone who comes to my house for GTG's knows that if they drink too much, they can stay over. I can probably name at least 20 different people who have slept at our house over the last five years instead of driving drunk. One night in particular, like 8 people slept over :lol


sorry, didn't mean to offend you just found it curious is all. hadn't heard of anyone staying, only people getting trashed. that's cool that you are willing to let them sleep the alcohol off. very responsible hosting. :spin

[timvp]

I remember one time at the strip club timvp was actin a fool
i tried to stop him from drinking but he wouldn't have any of it

so he slapped this chick on the ass, got kicked out, started his truck and instantly crashed into a telephone pole 3 feet away.

Old School Forum.

[Melmart1]

sorry, didn't mean to offend you just found it curious is all. hadn't heard of anyone staying, only people getting trashed. that's cool that you are willing to let them sleep the alcohol off. very responsible hosting. :spin
I used to think this troll was atxrocker but that response was much too nice to be him.

And no, I have never been arrested, thankfully but have been there when others were arrested, one for public intoxication and the other for possession of a pipe that had pot residue. I had no idea you could be arrested for residue but I guess you can. It was still scary though, cus the first incident, I was pretty trashed myself but luckily didn't get arrested. Probably because I was not causing a scene and acting like a fool like the guy who did get arrested.

[SpursWoman]

I've never been arrested, but I've had to bail out a lot of other people. :fro

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to think this troll was atxrocker but that response was much too nice to be him.

And no, I have never been arrested, thankfully but have been there when others were arrested, one for public intoxication and the other for possession of a pipe that had pot residue. I had no idea you could be arrested for residue but I guess you can. It was still scary though, cus the first incident, I was pretty trashed myself but luckily didn't get arrested. Probably because I was not causing a scene and acting like a fool like the guy who did get arrested.

That should've just been a paraphernalia charge, which is just a ticket.

[tlongII]

Do not stand on the sidewalk in Cabo San Lucas and flip off officers while drunk. That is all I have to say.

[Shelly]

I've never been arrested, but I've had to bail out a lot of other people. :fro

Did I ever thank you for that? If not, Thanks!

[SpursWoman]

Did I ever thank you for that? If not, Thanks!


You're welcome!

[Melmart1]

That should've just been a paraphernalia charge, which is just a ticket.
I think we were all too trashed to know better, I am sure the guy in question knows that now, as he is still a partyer and a pothead.

[atxrocker]

I used to think this troll was atxrocker but that response was much too nice to be him.




have i left that negative of an impression on you, sweet tits?

as for the thread topic... yeah, jail fuckin sucks. bad.

[atxrocker]

and one thing i will never for the life of me understand are people who serve multiple multi year sentences WANT to go back. i have some uncles who have been in and out and one told me that he wanted to go back. how that is possible is beyond me.

[Shelly]

and one thing i will never for the life of me understand are people who serve multiple multi year sentences WANT to go back. i have some uncles who have been in and out and one told me that he wanted to go back. how that is possible is beyond me.

Maybe it's because it's the only life they know? Maybe it's too hard for them to adjust on the outside and while in jail, they don't have to be responsible for anything--jobs, bills, etc.

[Melmart1]

and one thing i will never for the life of me understand are people who serve multiple multi year sentences WANT to go back. i have some uncles who have been in and out and one told me that he wanted to go back. how that is possible is beyond me.
This is actually quite common. People who were in for long stints find that once they get out, the world treats them differently, as criminals instead of ex-criminals. Their job prospects are generally shitty, they have a hard time getting a decent place to live cus they have no credit or income from the time they were in jail.

So they basically go from being clothed, housed, fed and having complete medical care to nothing. For some, it's just easier to be taken care of, even if its behind bars. Not saying I agree but it makes sense in a very sick way.

[atxrocker]

This is actually quite common. People who were in for long stints find that once they get out, the world treats them differently, as criminals instead of ex-criminals. Their job prospects are generally shitty, they have a hard time getting a decent place to live cus they have no credit or income from the time they were in jail.

So they basically go from being clothed, housed, fed and having complete medical care to nothing. For some, it's just easier to be taken care of, even if its behind bars. Not saying I agree but it makes sense in a very sick way.


you're right, that does make sense i suppose. once you've been in so long and get accustomed to the way of life in there, it's just too hard to adapt back to the outside world. that's fuckin sad but that's just how it is i guess. nobody's willing to give an ex con a chance and you're struggling to put food on the table. lots turn to crime again just to get by. i just couldn't imagine that way of life replacing my current lifestyle on a long term basis.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Maybe he just likes getting forcefully pounded in the ass, norcal style.

[peewee's lovechild]

Once in Brownsville for DWI, about four years ago.

Three times in Mexico: Matamoros (drinking in public), Reynosa (drinking and pissing in public), and twice in Monterrey (public intoxication and possession of marijuana).
My friends and I paid our way out of every one of them, but we did go through some shit each time.

Three times during High School for possesion.

[MrChug]

:cooldevil No ;)

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I beat the rap.

[BigBeezie]

What the hell? Are you are proud of this? It's nothing to try to brag about.

Eventually you are going to get in an accident - hopefully you don't hurt or kill someone. Just because you don't care about your own life doesn't mean you should repeatedly endanger other people.

Since when the hell did you become some intuitive??? I've been drinking for quite some time and never had an accident. Why would I start now? There are also a lot less cars on the road the later it gets, so it seems to me that the odds are lower. I was simple stating that I had never been arrested for anything. That’s all!!!

Don't care about my own life? pfft

Because I drink and don't use a Designated Driver means I don't care about my own life? I have a million reasons to care about my life. I like to drink and drinking likes me...so when the weekend comes around that's what I do. It has nothing to do with not caring about my life or anyone else's. Don't pretend you know people because you read a post or two.

And I've seen the GTG pictures. Everyone has a beer in hand and looks drunker than Mel Gibson. Your response to me is complete hypocrisy.

B.

[SpursWoman]

roflmmfao @ justifying drunk driving.


Like every other story that ended tragically didn't involve someone 10ft tall and bullet proof, too. :rolleyes

[SpursWoman]

Oh, and ZStomp ... are you reading this? :lol

[1369]

Since when the hell did you become some intuitive??? I've been drinking for quite some time and never had an accident. Why would I start now? There are also a lot less cars on the road the later it gets, so it seems to me that the odds are lower. I was simple stating that I had never been arrested for anything. That’s all!!!

Don't care about my own life? pfft

Because I drink and don't use a Designated Driver means I don't care about my own life? I have a million reasons to care about my life. I like to drink and drinking likes me...so when the weekend comes around that's what I do. It has nothing to do with not caring about my life or anyone else's. Don't pretend you know people because you read a post or two.

And I've seen the GTG pictures. Everyone has a beer in hand and looks drunker than Mel Gibson. Your response to me is complete hypocrisy.

B.

Settle down Paris.

[samikeyp]

Since when the hell did you become some intuitive??? I've been drinking for quite some time and never had an accident. Why would I start now? There are also a lot less cars on the road the later it gets, so it seems to me that the odds are lower. I was simple stating that I had never been arrested for anything. That’s all!!!

Don't care about my own life? pfft

Because I drink and don't use a Designated Driver means I don't care about my own life? I have a million reasons to care about my life. I like to drink and drinking likes me...so when the weekend comes around that's what I do. It has nothing to do with not caring about my life or anyone else's. Don't pretend you know people because you read a post or two.

And I've seen the GTG pictures. Everyone has a beer in hand and looks drunker than Mel Gibson. Your response to me is complete hypocrisy.

So then you are ok with putting others at risk when you get behind the wheel impaired?

My guess is yes which would explain your lying about the GTG's.

[LuvBones]

Since when the hell did you become some intuitive??? I've been drinking for quite some time and never had an accident. Why would I start now? There are also a lot less cars on the road the later it gets, so it seems to me that the odds are lower. I was simple stating that I had never been arrested for anything. That’s all!!!

Don't care about my own life? pfft

Because I drink and don't use a Designated Driver means I don't care about my own life? I have a million reasons to care about my life. I like to drink and drinking likes me...so when the weekend comes around that's what I do. It has nothing to do with not caring about my life or anyone else's. Don't pretend you know people because you read a post or two.

And I've seen the GTG pictures. Everyone has a beer in hand and looks drunker than Mel Gibson. Your response to me is complete hypocrisy.

B.wow, you're just asking for it now. Good luck on your drunk driving, loser.

[SpursWoman]

I would like to request that if I provided my cell number, if Big B would be gracious enough to send me a quick text to let me know when he gets in his car after he's had a few so I can make sure my loved ones & myself aren't out and about at that time.


Thanks in advance.

[Findog]

Once for an unpaid parking ticket. Oh yeah, I'm a badass, you don't want to mess with me :p:

[1369]

Since when the hell did you become some intuitive??? I've been drinking for quite some time and never had an accident. Why would I start now? There are also a lot less cars on the road the later it gets, so it seems to me that the odds are lower. I was simple stating that I had never been arrested for anything. That’s all!!!

Don't care about my own life? pfft

Because I drink and don't use a Designated Driver means I don't care about my own life? I have a million reasons to care about my life. I like to drink and drinking likes me...so when the weekend comes around that's what I do. It has nothing to do with not caring about my life or anyone else's. Don't pretend you know people because you read a post or two.

And I've seen the GTG pictures. Everyone has a beer in hand and looks drunker than Mel Gibson. Your response to me is complete hypocrisy.

B.

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/m042922A.jpg

Approves!

[Shelly]

Settle down Paris.

:lol

[florige]

Next time you decide to drink and drive, when you pull over, TAKE THE KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION......
in the state of Texas, it then becomes a he said I said and the cops can not prove you were driving..... :drunk


It's the same law here in MD now as well.

[samikeyp]

"...Now listen, Julie, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but make no mistake, I AM going to put it in your pooper..."

:lmao :lmao

[BigBeezie]

I would like to request that if I provided my cell number, if Big B would be gracious enough to send me a quick text to let me know when he gets in his car after he's had a few so I can make sure my loved ones & myself aren't out and about at that time.


Thanks in advance.

I think I've seen your picture.....so just do us all a favor and stay home whether you're drunk or not.

[SpursWoman]

I'm sure some day we'll all see your picture, too. Of them scraping your ass from the tree you wrap yourself around. No big loss, apparently, as long as you don't take anyone else out with you.

You're so cool. :sleep

[Jimcs50]

Shelly took my heart prisoner once, dies that count?


:)

[BigBeezie]

The day you see that is the day you don't look like a pre-op.

[1369]

The day you see that is the day you don't look like a pre-op.

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/403.jpg

[samikeyp]

Post Count: 30,000

Congrats on the 30K Jim!!

[Shelly]

Shelly took my heart prisoner once, dies that count?


:)

And then you dumped me for 1P1 ... just like SW dumped me for 666.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here :wtf

[Soul_Patch]

I was arreseted on the last day of school my senior year at Samuel Clemens. We planned a Scavenger hunt. One of the items on the list was a street sign. I decided to nab one in our neighborhood, then went to hide it in an alley, as to not have it in my car (shertz cops are brutal). Of course right as i stopped to take it out of my car, a shertz officer rolls up and cuffs me.

Funny thing is i had a brazillian exchange student in my car with me, who was living with me for the past school year. He freaked out...he sprinted back to my house to tell my mom the cops were taking me away! haha..

[1369]

And then you dumped me for 1P1 ... just like SW dumped me for 666.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here :wtf

You need to find someone with more than 1 number in their username? :devil

[SpursWoman]

You need to find someone with more than 1 number in their username? :devil


Smooth. :lol

[Shelly]

You need to find someone with more than 1 number in their username? :devil

:lol

I guess.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Since when the hell did you become some intuitive??? I've been drinking for quite some time and never had an accident. Why would I start now? There are also a lot less cars on the road the later it gets, so it seems to me that the odds are lower. I was simple stating that I had never been arrested for anything. That’s all!!!

Don't care about my own life? pfft

Because I drink and don't use a Designated Driver means I don't care about my own life? I have a million reasons to care about my life. I like to drink and drinking likes me...so when the weekend comes around that's what I do. It has nothing to do with not caring about my life or anyone else's. Don't pretend you know people because you read a post or two.

And I've seen the GTG pictures. Everyone has a beer in hand and looks drunker than Mel Gibson. Your response to me is complete hypocrisy.

B.

Yes, but they stay over at Kori's house, or didn't you bother to read the thread? :rolleyes

Man, justifying your drink driving suggests to me that you have a real drinking problem. If you actually care about other people's lives (which you say), then your actions betray you. Drink driving is dangerous to you and to the general public, and there are hundreds of studies as well as common sense to prove it.

You're behaving like a fuckin idiot and you ought to stop before you hurt someone. No-one gives a shit whether your "calculation of the odds late at night" seems right to you, because the general experience of the world shows otherwise.

[BigBeezie]

Yes, but they stay over at Kori's house, or didn't you bother to read the thread? :rolleyes



I was referring to the GTGs at various bars around SA Town. :dizzy

[YourConscience]

The guy that hit her liked drinking, and drinking liked him. So when the weekend came, he drank and got behind the wheel and proceeded to destroy the life of what was once a pretty young girl. Hey, but at least she's still alive, huh?

http://behavioralhealth.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/20/jacqui_poster.jpg

[YourConscience]

That's her, post-op.

[ZStomp]

**peeks in***

[peewee's lovechild]

Pigs suck.

[BigBeezie]

That's her, post-op.

You have a very valid point. Very valid.

I've actually seen that poster before. It makes you think twice about doing anything crazy. Maybe I should hang that up in my office?

[Jimcs50]

And then you dumped me for 1P1 ... just like SW dumped me for 666.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here :wtf



1P1 was just a passing fling....she never stole my heart.......you are and always will be the only one for me, Shelly....er.....well, my wife is in there too I guess.... :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

Pigs suck.

There's the smell of bacon in this thread.