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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Yes I admit I gotten arrested 2 years ago for a DWI. What happened is I fell asleep at a blockbuster video parking lot and woke up when someone startled me by knocking on my door. I drove off not knowing who it was but soon after the cops appear. I am still going to court this day waiting to see what my punishment will be. Galveston County apparently takes forever. I regret my decision to this day of how stupid I was to put myself in that situation.

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    Believe. stevallica's Avatar
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    yeah. very common in dallas

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    yeah. very common in dallas
    I live in Houston. lol

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    Believe. stevallica's Avatar
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    I live in Fort Worth.

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    Believe. Del's Avatar
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    Who the falls alseep in the parking lot at blockbuster?

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Drunk guys.

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    Believe. stevallica's Avatar
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    idk who?

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Who the falls alseep in the parking lot at blockbuster?
    Well I threw up and than felt very tired. I didn't expect to fall asleep but I was like this.

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    Believe. Del's Avatar
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    It wasn't a knock knock joke dumbass.


    I realize you're one uneducated dumbass, but look here my boy........




    What happened is I fell asleep at a blockbuster video parking lot

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    Believe. Del's Avatar
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    Well I threw up and than felt very tired. I didn't expect to fall asleep but I was like this.

    Did you at least tap some ass?

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    Believe. stevallica's Avatar
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    what is your sig?

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    Believe. Del's Avatar
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    Learn something......

    nevermind, you can't.

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    Believe. stevallica's Avatar
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    so what? your confessing your love for clint eastwood?

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    Believe. Del's Avatar
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    so what? your confessing your love for clint eastwood?

    mavfan knows very little.

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Anyways just wanted to share my mistake and hopefully no one decides to drink in a car. Even if you are parked and don't plan on driving under the influence. It's not worth the risk.

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    SEMPER FI bendmz's Avatar
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    Next time you decide to drink and drive, when you pull over, TAKE THE KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION......
    in the state of Texas, it then becomes a he said I said and the cops can not prove you were driving.....

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    so.. you pulled over into the blockbuster... or you were renting movies drunk...

    ?

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    so.. you pulled over into the blockbuster... or you were renting movies drunk...

    ?
    I was going to get movies eventually. I pulled over to take some tequila shots I planned to sober up but I over did it and after that I felt too ty to stay awake. Next thing I know I hear someone knocking at my window. It wasn't a cop so I was confused in what to do. I took off not knowing he called the cops on me and soon after I started driving mistakenly and a cop car found me driving out of blockbuster and than not much time after put its lights on.

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    I'll be back! TheRunningMan's Avatar
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    I've had to run from the law and is wasn't fun.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I was going to get movies eventually. I pulled over to take some tequila shots I planned to sober up but I over did it and after that I felt too ty to stay awake. Next thing I know I hear someone knocking at my window. It wasn't a cop so I was confused in what to do. I took off not knowing he called the cops on me and soon after I started driving mistakenly and a cop car found me driving out of blockbuster and than not much time after put its lights on.
    you pulled over to take tequila shots? that's pretty hardcore.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    No . Why go through the trouble of pulling over?

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. Unfortunately like I said I got too ed up to do any of that and fell asleep.

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    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    WTF?

    Why not go and rent the movies, then go home and get as drunk as you like??? This story makes about as much sense as your use of grammar (try "have you ever BEEN arrested?").

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one.
    Women can't resist drunk guys stumbling out of cars playing loud music in the Blockbuster parking lot.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Women can't resist drunk guys stumbling out of cars playing loud music in the Blockbuster parking lot.

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